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OH! HI. SO YOU GUYS
ARE ENJOYING YOUR PLAY DATE.
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DAD...PLAY DATE?
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OH, YEAH, UM...
ROCKIN'’ YOUR DUDE HANG.
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THAT'’S RIGHT.
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WE'’RE NOT A BUNCH OF
SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.
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- HEY, MRS. HOBBS!
- HEY, MRS. HOBBS!
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HI.
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NEED HELP WITH YOUR BAG?
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I'’LL BE 12 IN APRIL,
MRS. HOBBS.
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I'’M THINKING ABOUT GROWING
THIS OUT, MRS. HOBBS.
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GUYS...DUDE HANG.
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YEAH...
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LOOK WHO'’S SUDDENLY
THE NEW HOT MOM IN TOWN.
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AH, COME ON, PLEASE.
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YA THINK?
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- YO, DAVID, YOU HERE?
- YEAH.
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HEY, LISTEN, I'’M GONNA BE
IN MY MID-40s NEXT MONTH,
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MRS. HOBBS.
- OH, WOW.
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- YEAH. HEY.
- HEY, HEY, GUESS WHO JUST
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LANDED A JOB DIRECTING
HIS FIRST COMMERCIAL.
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OH, MARCUS, THAT'’S--
OH, LOOK AT YOU!
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DOING THINGS WITHOUT ME!
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IT'’S FOR THE "NO OUCH
HAIRBRUSH" FOR KIDS.
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A HAIRBRUSH SO EASY
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THAT EVEN DADS CAN USE IT.
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NOW, IF I JUST KNEW
AN ACTOR AND A DAD. HMM...
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COME ON, MARCUS.
YOU HAD ME AT HAIRBRUSH.
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OF COURSE
I'’LL DO YOUR COMMERCIAL.
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YES! YES!
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I NEED JANIE ALSO.
I HAVE A LINE
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FOR A LITTLE GIRL...
OH, MAN!
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YOU TWO WOULD BE PERFECT TOGETHER.
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YAY! I'’M GONNA BE FAMOUS.
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JUST LIKE YOU, DADDY!
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OR EVEN MORE FAMOUS...
LIKE SPONGEBOB!
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FIRST OF ALL, THAT SPONGE
IS A ONE-TRICK PONY, OKAY?
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HE DOESN'’T HAVE NEAR
THE ACTING RANGE THAT I HAVE.
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NOW LISTEN TO ME, HONEY,
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YOU CAN'’T JUST POP OUT OF
A PINEAPPLE
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AND BECOME A STAR OVERNIGHT.
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FACE?
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HONEY, YOU DON'’T GET THINGS
JUST HANDED TO YOU
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IN THIS BUSINESS--
YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM.
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WHICH IS WHY UNCLE MARCUS
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WANTS US BOTH TO AUDITION
FOR IT--RIGHT, MARCUS?
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- NO. THE PART'’S HERS.
- WHAT--
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YAY, ME!
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WHY'’D YOU DO THAT?
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DAVID, DON'’T MAKE ME AUDITION
A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS.
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IT'’S LIKE FENDING OFF
A FLOCK OF HUNGRY SEAGULLS
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AT THE BEACH,
EXCEPT THEY ALL TAP-DANCING.
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IT'’S JUST TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH.
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I TEACH MY DAUGHTER YOU GOTTA
WORK FOR THINGS IN LIFE.
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MAN, YOU PICKED THE WORST
TIME TO BE A GOOD PARENT!
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JANIE, HONEY, WE REHEARSED
AND REHEARSED.
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WE ARE READY.
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NOW, THE MAIN THING
IS TO JUST REMAIN CALM
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AND CONFIDENT
UNTIL THEY CALL YOUR NAME.
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- DAVID HOBBS!
- WHAT?
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I JUST GOT HERE!
WE'’RE NOT EVEN READY.
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IT'’S ME, DOUG!
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I WAS AN EXTRA ON {\an8}SEE DAD RUN.
REMEMBER?
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I WAS ALWAYS THE GUY
WHO WAS FIRST IN LINE FOR LUNCH
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AND THEN YOU'’D SAY,
"EXTRAS EAT LAST."
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YEAH.
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AND THEN WE'’D HAVE
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT,
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'’CAUSE I COULD NEVER TELL
IF YOU WERE JOKING
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OR SERIOUS...
KINDA LIKE NOW.
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YEAH!
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WHO WOULD'’VE THOUGHT
THAT YOU AND I
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WOULD BE AUDITIONING
FOR THE SAME PART?
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WELL, THE THING IS
I'’M ACTUALLY NOT AUDITIONING.
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I'’M JUST HERE TO SET A GOOD
EXAMPLE FOR MY KID.
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WELL, SHE'’S GOT HERSELF
A GREAT ROLE MODEL.
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WELL, GOOD LUCK.
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- GOOD LUCK TO YOU, SIR.
- OKAY.
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NO MORE SPINNING, OKAY?
- BUT SPINNING'’S FUN.
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I KNOW IT'’S FUN.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUN?
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GETTING THE JOB.
ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE,
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NOW LISTEN, WE'’RE GONNA
REHEARSE THE LINE, OKAY?
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I SAY MY LINE
AND YOU SAY...
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THANKS, DADDY.
NO MORE TANGLES.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT SOUNDED LIKE?
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THANKS, DADDY. NO MORE TANGLES!
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BRING IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
USE YOUR FACE A LITTLE BIT--
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KEVIN?
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UH...
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DAVID!
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
AT SCI-FI SLEEP-AWAY CAMP.
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WHAT--WHAT--
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ARE YOU WORKING FOR MARCUS?
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WOW...
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I'’M TORN BETWEEN THE HORROR
OF BEING CAUGHT IN A LIE
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AND THE DELIGHT THAT YOU
ACTUALLY TOOK ENOUGH INTEREST
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TO REMEMBER MY LIE!
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HEY, DAVID.
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HE KNOWS, MARCUS.
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OH, MAN, IT'’S ONLY FOR
A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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YOU KNOW,
IT DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IT DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING?
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I LIED FOR YOU, MARCUS.
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TO DAVID!
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SO, AS CLASS PRESIDENT,
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IT'’S MY SAD DUTY
TO TELL YOU THAT OUR PETITION
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TO PUT HEALTHY FOOD
IN THE VENDING MACHINES
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FAILED TO GET ENOUGH SIGNATURES.
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{\an8}
AGAIN!
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CAN I HELP YOU, KATE?
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NOPE. JUST POSTING
YET ANOTHER STORY
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FOR MY UNDERGROUND BLOG.
CARRY ON.
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MOVING ON.
WE'’LL BE CIRCULATING
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ANOTHER PETITION NEXT MONTH,
SO LET'’S START NOW BY MAKING
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together:
OUR POSTERS AND FLYERS.
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AND PASSING OUT
OUR FREE
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together: BANANAS.
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KATE...CAN'’T YOU BLOG
ABOUT SOMEONE IN YOUR OWN GRADE?
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I COULD.
BUT YOU FRESHMEN ARE SO CUTE
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WHEN YOU ATTEMPT
TO FIGHT "THE MAN."
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EMILY...
OH, HOW DO I PUT THIS?
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PERHAPS MY BLOG
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"EMILY HOBBS
DOES THE SAME THING EVERY TIME.
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SHE'’S TOTALLY PREDICTABLE.
I COULD SET MY WATCH TO HER."
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PREDICTABLE?
HA HA!
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WELL, YOU CAN SET YOUR WATCH
TO A QUARTER PAST YOU'’RE WRONG!
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YOU GUYS DON'’T THINK
I'’M PREDICTABLE, RIGHT?
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NO WAY!
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I MEAN, WE JUST ALWAYS
KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA SAY.
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- AND WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA WEAR.
- AND DO.
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THAT'’S THE EXACT DEFINITION
OF PREDICTABLE.
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OH...
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THEN...YEAH.
YOU'’RE TOTALLY PREDICTABLE!
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YOU WERE ADORABLE,
JUST DELICIOUS.
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I COULD TAKE
A BITE OUT OF YOU!
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OH, THANK YOU, MARCUS, BUT...
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SAY SOMETHING
NICE ABOUT JANIE TOO.
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SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?
- LOVED HER.
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HER? PLEASE TELL ME
YOU MEANT {\an8}THEM.
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I JUST DIDN'’T BUY HIM
AS HER FATHER.
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SO UNNATURAL.
SO AWKWARD.
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WE WERE LOOKING FOR MORE OF
A DAVID HOBBS TYPE.
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YOU DO REALIZE
THAT WAS DAVID HOBBS.
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YEAH, BUT...PFFT!
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WAS THAT A MOUTH FART?
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DID SHE JUST
MOUTH FART DAVID?
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IT'’S OKAY.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY, KATE.
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BET YOU DIDN'’T SEE THIS
COMING OUT OF MY CLOSET.
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'’CAUSE I'’M SO NOT PREDICTABLE,
I'’M A WILD CARD
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CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.
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EXCEPT, PERHAPS,
WALKING!
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YOU NEVER KNOW--I MAY EVEN
PULL THIS FIRE ALARM
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JUST FOR GIGS...
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'’CAUSE I'’M CRAZY LIKE THAT.
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- EMILY!
- HERE COMES PERINO.
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YOU'’D BETTER RUN.
HE LOOKS MAD!
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NOTHING...MAKES ME...
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HAPPIER
THAN A DEPENDABLE FIRE MARSHALL!
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AND YOU SET IT OFF
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AT EXACTLY
OUR SCHEDULED TIME.
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B-T-DUBS, DEAR,
THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT'’S
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GONNA NEED THAT ENSEM BACK
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FOR TONIGHT'’S PERFORMANCE
OF {\an8}GREASE, SANDRA DEE.
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BOOP!
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THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
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HEY, MRS. HOBBS!
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HI, BOYS.
HA HA HA.
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- MOM...
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR HOUSE
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IS OFFICIALLY
THE COOL PLACE TO BE, HUH?
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YOU MUST FEEL PRETTY GOOD.
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I WAS AT FIRST.
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THEN I HEARD MY FRIENDS
WERE WATCHING
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A LITTLE MOVIE
FROM THE '’90s CALLED
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{\an8}BIKINI BABES FROM PLANET HOT?
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STARRING...
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CAPTAIN BELLE E. BUTTON,
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AKA MY MOM?
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AH, WOW. WOW.
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OH, WOW.
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SO YOUR FRIENDS...
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ARE HERE
TO SALUTE THE CAPTAIN.
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- HEY, BUDDY.
- HEY.
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UH-OH.
CUPCAKES.
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JANIE DIDN'’T GET THE PART?
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OH, I HOPE THEY'’RE CHOCOLATE.
THOSE ARE HER FAVORITE.
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OOH! RED VELVET.
MY FAVORITE.
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THANK YOU, MARCUS.
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I DON'’T THINK THIS IS GONNA
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ALLEVIATE
JANIE'’S DISAPPOINTMENT,
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BUT I'’LL ENJOY THEM
JUST THE SAME.
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DAVID, UM...
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DAVID, WHAT THE CUPCAKES
ARE TRYING TO SAY IS...
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JANIE GOT THE PART.
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YOU DIDN'’T.
- OH!
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JANIE GOT THE PART!
THAT'’S AWESOME!
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WHEN DO WE START?
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SHE STARTS MONDAY.
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WAIT A MINUTE, WE'’RE--
WE'’RE SHOOTING ON SEPARATE DAYS?
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YEAH...MARCUS, I DON'’T MEAN
TO TELL YOU TO DO YOUR JOB,
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BUT DOESN'’T THAT MAKE IT
UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED?
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UH...D-DAVID,
R-REPEAT AFTER ME.
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THEY...
- THEY.
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- DID...
- DID.
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- NOT.
- NOT...
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- WANT...
- WANT.
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- ME!
- OH, YOU GOT FIRED
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FROM YOUR FIRST
DIRECTING JOB?
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I'’M SORRY.
THAT'’S GOTTA STING.
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SIT DOWN AND TELL ME.
COME ON.
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SO LET ME SEE IF I'’M
UNDERSTANDING THIS CORRECTLY.
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JANIE GOT THE PART...
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DAVID DIDN'’T.
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YES!
YEAH.
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I-I HOPE YOU FIND THIS
AS FUNNY AS I DID.
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THE CLIENT--
THE CLIENT THOUGHT THAT
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YOU WEREN'’T BELIEVABLE
AS JANIE'’S FATHER.
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- BUT I AM HER FATHER.
- THEY'’RE STILL TRYING
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TO WRAP THEIR HEADS
AROUND THAT ONE.
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THEY ALSO SAID THAT...
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YOU SHOWED NO CHEMISTRY
WITH JANIE.
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NO CHEMISTRY? MARCUS,
I AM LITERALLY HER FATHER!
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IT'’S BEEN SUGGESTED--
MAYBE SHE'’S BEEN ADOPTED.
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MR. DIRECTOR!
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HOW'’S THE COMMERC--
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UH-OH.
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RED VELVET.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK I LEFT
THE UPSTAIRS OVEN ON.
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AMY, AMY, HANG ON A SECOND.
LISTEN TO THIS.
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YOU KNOW THAT MARCUS'’S CLIENT,
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THEY WANTED JANIE
BUT THEY DIDN'’T WANT ME?
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ME. FOR THEIR STUPID
COMMERCIAL--ME!
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- YOU?
- ME.
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ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!
ME!
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THEY DIDN'’T WANT ME!
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THEY SAID THAT ME AND JANIE
DIDN'’T HAVE ANY CHEMISTRY.
235
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HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
SHE'’S YOUR DAUGHTER, DAVID.
236
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IS SHE, AMY?
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IS SHE REALLY?
238
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I KNEW IT WOULD GET
ALL KINDA CRAZY IN HERE.
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LET'’S GO
TO THE AUDITION TAPE.
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WOW, THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS.
241
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FOR BOTH OF US.
242
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,906
OUCH! OUCH!
243
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:48,560
- THAT'’S NOT YOUR LINE.
- BUT YOU'’RE HURTING ME.
244
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:52,086
- THIS IS A NO OUCH BRUSH.
- THEN STOP OUCHING ME.
245
00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,218
YOU WANTED TO BE A STAR,
246
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NOW SUCK IT UP
AND POWER THROUGH.
247
00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,483
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT DOESN'’T MATTER.
248
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SHE'’S NOT GONNA WANT TO DO THE
COMMERCIAL WITHOUT ME ANYWAY.
249
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:03,445
JANIE, COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
250
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,361
LISTEN, HONEY,
I'’VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS
251
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,102
AND SOME NEWS THAT'’S GONNA
MAKE THE GOOD NEWS
252
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SEEM KINDA POINTLESS,
OKAY?
253
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:14,586
OKAY.
WHAT'’S THE GOOD NEWS?
254
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WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS
255
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YOU GOT THE COMMERCIAL.
256
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- YAY!
- OKAY.
257
00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,116
YAY! AND NOW
THE BAD NEWS IS,
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UM...DADDY DIDN'’T.
259
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,556
OH...
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00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,079
DADDY?
- YES.
261
00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,907
WILL YOU HAVE THEM PUT
A SPINNING CHAIR
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00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,953
IN MY DRESSING ROOM?
THEY'’RE FUN!
263
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,001
OKAY. I FOLLOWED
YOUR CRYPTIC TEXT
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TO ARRIVE AT 6:00 A.M. TO--
AND I QUOTE--
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"HAVE MY MINT BLONDE."
266
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I MEANT MIND BLOWN.
267
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STUPID AUTO-CORRECT.
268
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WELL, IN THAT CASE,
GOOD-BYE.
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FINE. BUT YOU'’RE
GONNA MISS OUT
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00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,976
ON A HOT STORY
FOR YOUR BLOG.
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EMILY HOBBS REPLACES
VENDING MACHINE JUNK FOOD
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WITH HEALTHY ALTERNATIVES.
273
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BOOM!
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00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,462
I'’M GOING ROGUE, KATE.
275
00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,508
I'’M BREAKING IN.
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00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:11,121
WOW. YOU'’RE BREAKING IN
WITH A SET OF KEYS.
277
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WELL DONE, YOU!
278
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:19,303
ALL RIGHT, ALL I GOTTA DO
IS GET THIS FOOD OUT OF HERE.
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DANG IT!
UH...
280
00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,146
I'’M GONNA NEED YOU
TO BUY THE KEYS
281
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,409
AND GET ME OUTTA HERE.
PUT IT IN AND CLICK...
282
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,149
A-7.
283
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,459
OH! WAH-HOO!
284
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,244
A-7. I SAID A-7!
OH!
285
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,507
RIGHT.
RELAX.
286
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,292
I HAVE AN IDEA.
287
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:54,164
CLEARLY...
MY IDEA DIDN'’T WORK.
288
00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,778
HA HA HA HA!
289
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,171
OH, THAT IS SO FUNNY!
290
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,130
I AM GLAD YOU DIDN'’T SAY BANANA.
291
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,306
OH, SIT DOWN HERE.
OH, THERE YOU GO.
292
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,264
DO WE HAVE CHEMISTRY,
OR WHAT?
293
00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,136
HEY, MARCUS, HOW'’S IT GOING?
294
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,529
- THE CLIENT'’S NOT HERE YET.
- OH, PLEASE.
295
00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:14,097
I'’M SECURE ENOUGH IN MY
RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTER.
296
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,795
I DON'’T HAVE TO PROVE
ANYTHING TO ANYBODY.
297
00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,450
THERE'’S THE CLIENT.
298
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,105
OKAY, LET'’S DO OUR
PATTY-CAKE ROUTINE, OKAY? READY?
299
00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:25,282
PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE,
BAKER'’S MAN.
300
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,719
BAKE ME A CAKE
AS FAST AS YOU CAN.
301
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,547
OKAY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
302
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,332
THERE'’S A NICE SPREAD
OVER AT CRAFT SERVICE.
303
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,334
WHY DON'’T YOU GO GET
A BITE TO EAT?
304
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,031
OKAY. I'’LL BRING
JANIE WITH ME.
305
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,816
COME ON, BABY, HOP ON MY
SHOULDERS LIKE YOU DO.
306
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,818
COME ON, COME ON.
THERE WE GO, COME ON.
307
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,776
ALL RIGHT, UP YOU GO.
- OH, OH, OH--OKAY.
308
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,256
THERE WE GO.
- UP YOU GO...OH, OKAY...
309
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,997
OH...
- ALL RIGHT...
310
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,651
- I GOT HER.
- OH, YOU GOT HER?
311
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,436
- I GOT HER.
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT...
312
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:51,395
OH, OH, THERE WE GO.
YEP. ALL RIGHT.
313
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,441
OKAY. GOOD.
THAT WAS FUN, RIGHT?
314
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,442
- WOW!
- SO MUCH FUN.
315
00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,183
- WHOO!
- WHOO!
316
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,098
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I GOTTA TAKE HER TO MAKEUP NOW.
317
00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,622
OKAY?
- SEE YOU LATER, DADDY.
318
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,016
OKAY. THAT WAS EXCELLENT. OH...
319
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,934
HEY!
LOOK WHO IT IS.
320
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,110
HEY, B--UH, F--T--
STU--WH--
321
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,938
WHAT--WHAT IS IT--
WHAT IS IT--
322
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,287
- DOUG!
- DOUG! RIGHT, DOUG, YEAH.
323
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,985
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I GOT THE PART. BOOP!
324
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,210
W-WHAT PART?
325
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,951
OF THE DAD.
TO YOUR DAUGHTER.
326
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,691
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
327
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:30,608
I GUESS THEY THOUGHT I WAS
A BETTER YOU THAN YOU.
328
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,742
OOH, HEY, LISTEN...
I DON'’T WANNA BE THAT GUY,
329
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,310
BUT I THINK THIS TABLE'’S
JUST FOR THE TALENT.
330
00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,181
I THINK THAT ONE'’S
FOR THE STAGE MOMS.
331
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,100
OKAY!
332
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,105
DAVID.
333
00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,715
I HAD A FEELING
THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
334
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,761
IN MY LEFT PANTS POCKET
THERE'’S A BAGEL--
335
00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,632
LOX AND CREAM CHEESE.
336
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,939
IN THE RIGHT,
THERE'’S A YOGURT PARFAIT.
337
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,333
MEET ME IN THE MEN'’S
BATHROOM, SECOND STALL.
338
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,769
WE'’LL MAKE THE EXCHANGE.
339
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,032
THE PASSWORD IS
HONEY MUSTARD.
340
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,952
KEVIN...I WILL NEVER
BE THAT HUNGRY.
341
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,655
WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU?
342
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,266
EVERYTHING WAS FINE
BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG
343
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,964
AND ACCUSED ME OF BEING...
both: PREDICTABLE.
344
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,574
- STOP IT!
- STOP IT!
345
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:27,143
AND WHAT
DO WE HAVE HERE?
346
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,537
MR. PERINO,
I CAN EXPLAIN--
347
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,539
NO, NO. NO NEED TO.
IT'’S OBVIOUS.
348
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:34,324
LADY KATE DRAGGED YOU
IN HERE AGAINST YOUR WILL!
349
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,413
WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT WASN'’T ME
350
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,459
DRAGGING HER
AGAINST HER WILL?
351
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,722
EMILY...
352
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,202
THAT IS SO LIKE YOU,
353
00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,030
TAKING THE FALL
FOR A FELLOW STUDENT.
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00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,466
BRAVA.
355
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,295
LOOK, MR. PERINO,
DON'’T LET HER FOOL YOU.
356
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,340
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
357
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,863
DON'’T YOU DARE TAKE CREDIT
FOR THIS.
358
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,300
THIS IS MY FAULT.
359
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:57,130
WELL, WHOSEVER FAULT IT IS, KATE...
360
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,959
VANDALIZING THIS MACHINE
IS GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION.
361
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,484
KATE.
- WAIT, UH...
362
00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,400
MAYBE WE'’RE NOT VANDALIZING
THE MACHINE.
363
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,968
M-MAYBE THE MACHINE
364
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,926
IS VANDALIZING US!
365
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,798
TAKING OUR BODIES HOSTAGE
366
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:18,629
WITH ITS ARTERY-CLOGGING
AND TRANS-FATTY JUNK FOOD.
367
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,981
WE DESERVE
SOME HEALTHIER OPTIONS!
368
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,809
THIS, SIR, IS A PROTEST!
369
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,029
THAT--THAT'’S RIGHT!
WE'’RE PROTESTING.
370
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,597
PROTEST, PROTEST...
371
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,555
all: PROTEST, PROTEST!
- ALL RIGHT,
372
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,600
- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
- PROTEST, PROTEST!
373
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,818
QUIET!
374
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,518
WELL, EMILY,
YOU HAVE FINALLY
375
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,172
SEEMED TO HAVE REACHED
YOUR CONSTITUENCY.
376
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,391
AT OUR NEXT SCHOOL BOARD MEETING,
377
00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,480
I'’LL SUGGEST WE ADD
A SECOND MACHINE
378
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,178
WITH HEALTHY SNACKS!
379
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,485
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
380
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,661
BACK TO CLASS, COME ON.
LET'’S GO, LET'’S GO.
381
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,359
WELL, THAT WAS...
382
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,665
UNPREDICTABLE.
383
00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,363
I WAS GONNA SAY NUTS.
384
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,494
BUT THANK YOU.
385
00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,456
ALL RIGHT, LET'’S GET YOU
TWO OUT OF THERE.
386
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,720
AAH!
387
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,548
IN RETROSPECT...
388
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,203
PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CALLED
THE JANITOR ON THIS ONE.
389
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,424
IT'’S REALLY COOL
OF ALL YOU GUYS
390
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,209
TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
391
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,558
IS YOUR MOM HERE?
- SHE IS, ACTUALLY.
392
00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,950
SHE'’LL BE OUT ANY MINUTE.
393
00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,302
MMM...
HI, BOYS!
394
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:29,787
MRS. HOBBS?
YOU LOOK SO...DIFFERENT.
395
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,007
OH, I'’M SORRY.
396
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,270
LOOKS LIKE YOU CAUGHT ME
WITHOUT MY MAKEUP ON.
397
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,188
MOM, WHY DON'’T YOU
GIVE THEM
398
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,017
THE CAPTAIN
BELLE E. BUTTON SALUTE?
399
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,454
OH, SURE, SURE!
ANYTHING FOR MY FANS!
400
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,634
GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS.
401
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:54,290
WELCOME TO PLANET... HOT.
402
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,945
UH...SEE YOU TOMORROW, JOE.
403
00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,948
BYE!
404
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,300
THAT'’S FOR BEING GROSS, MOM.
405
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,086
OH, ANYTHING FOR YOU, JOE.
406
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,523
NOW, COME HERE
AND GIVE YOUR MOM A KISS.
407
00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:10,959
NO WAY!
UGH!
408
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,308
PLEASE, PLEASE?
COME HERE! COME BACK HERE!
409
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,664
I JUST LOVE THEIR CHEMISTRY.
410
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,232
COME ON.
HE'’S FEEDING HER CHOCOLATE.
411
00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,973
SHE'’D PULL MY CELL PHONE
OUT OF A TOILET
412
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,975
FOR A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE.
413
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,411
THEORETICALLY.
414
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,328
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
SWEETIE, COME ON.
415
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,635
NEED YOU TO FOCUS NOW
FOR UNCLE MARCUS, OKAY?
416
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,464
OKAY? YOU MIGHT WANT TO EASE UP
ON THE CANDY A LITTLE BIT.
417
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,161
IT'’S OKAY, DAVE.
I GOT THIS.
418
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,251
OH, YEAH, OKAY.
YOU'’RE GONNA BE GREAT, SWEETIE.
419
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,253
OKAY, MARCUS,
LIGHTING'’S A GO
420
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:47,735
AND, UH...SO'’S THAT POT STICKER
IN MY LEFT POCKET.
421
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,348
OKAY, PEOPLE,
LET'’S SHOOT ONE.
422
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,655
LET'’S ROLL CAMERA.
ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO,
423
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,309
LET'’S HAVE SOME FUN!
- ALL RIGHT, FUN!
424
00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,963
ALL RIGHT!
425
00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,965
ALL RIGHT, AND...
426
00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,141
ACTION!
427
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,015
WOW.
THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS...
428
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,321
FOR BOTH OF US.
429
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,417
WOW...THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS.
430
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,592
FOR BOTH OF US!
431
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,424
THANKS, DADDY, NO MORE TANGLES.
432
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,990
ALL RIGHT--
433
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,470
AND CUT!
434
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,649
YOU OKAY, BABY GIRL?
435
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,392
WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS IT,
BABY?
436
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:39,526
WHAT'’S THE MATTER?
- I DON'’T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE.
437
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,964
LOOK, I KNOW IT'’S...WEIRD
WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS
438
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,923
AND EVERYBODY
STARING AT YOU, BUT...
439
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,752
THE UPSIDE IS THE BRIGHT LIGHTS
AND EVERYBODY STARING AT YOU.
440
00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:52,365
- THAT'’S NOT IT.
- WELL, WHAT IS IT?
441
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,759
I'’M SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM
DADDY, AND HE'’S NOT MY DADDY.
442
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,806
NO, HE'’S NOT.
HE'’S STINKY BUTT.
443
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,549
ACTING IS PRETENDING, SWEETIE.
444
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,204
SO YOU JUST HAVE TO PRETEND.
445
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,945
AND YOU JUST KNOW
THAT YOUR REAL DAD
446
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,905
IS GONNA BE RIGHT OVER THERE
THE WHOLE TIME.
447
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,385
- PROMISE?
- PROMISE.
448
00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,344
GO AHEAD. GO.
449
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,567
AND THAT'’S WHAT YOU CALL CHEMISTRY.
450
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,527
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
LET'’S SHOOT THIS.
451
00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,355
READY, AND...
452
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,183
ACTION!
453
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WOW!
THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS...
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FOR BOTH OF US!
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THANKS, STINKY BUTT.
NO MORE TANGLES!
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