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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,791 --> 00:00:11,576 OH! HI. SO YOU GUYS ARE ENJOYING YOUR PLAY DATE. 2 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:14,275 DAD...PLAY DATE? 3 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:17,017 OH, YEAH, UM... ROCKIN'’ YOUR DUDE HANG. 4 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,801 THAT'’S RIGHT. 5 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:19,715 WE'’RE NOT A BUNCH OF SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRLS. 6 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,848 - HEY, MRS. HOBBS! - HEY, MRS. HOBBS! 7 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:24,111 HI. 8 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:25,677 NEED HELP WITH YOUR BAG? 9 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:29,029 I'’LL BE 12 IN APRIL, MRS. HOBBS. 10 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,988 I'’M THINKING ABOUT GROWING THIS OUT, MRS. HOBBS. 11 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:34,773 GUYS...DUDE HANG. 12 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:37,776 YEAH... 13 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:39,778 LOOK WHO'’S SUDDENLY THE NEW HOT MOM IN TOWN. 14 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,171 AH, COME ON, PLEASE. 15 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:42,303 YA THINK? 16 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,046 - YO, DAVID, YOU HERE? - YEAH. 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,352 HEY, LISTEN, I'’M GONNA BE IN MY MID-40s NEXT MONTH, 18 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:50,485 MRS. HOBBS. - OH, WOW. 19 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:55,229 - YEAH. HEY. - HEY, HEY, GUESS WHO JUST 20 00:00:55,229 --> 00:00:57,057 LANDED A JOB DIRECTING HIS FIRST COMMERCIAL. 21 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,015 OH, MARCUS, THAT'’S-- OH, LOOK AT YOU! 22 00:00:59,015 --> 00:01:01,583 DOING THINGS WITHOUT ME! 23 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:03,802 IT'’S FOR THE "NO OUCH HAIRBRUSH" FOR KIDS. 24 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,717 A HAIRBRUSH SO EASY 25 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:06,936 THAT EVEN DADS CAN USE IT. 26 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:11,723 NOW, IF I JUST KNEW AN ACTOR AND A DAD. HMM... 27 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,248 COME ON, MARCUS. YOU HAD ME AT HAIRBRUSH. 28 00:01:14,248 --> 00:01:15,814 OF COURSE I'’LL DO YOUR COMMERCIAL. 29 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,555 YES! YES! 30 00:01:17,555 --> 00:01:19,775 I NEED JANIE ALSO. I HAVE A LINE 31 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:22,212 FOR A LITTLE GIRL... OH, MAN! 32 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,127 YOU TWO WOULD BE PERFECT TOGETHER. 33 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,086 YAY! I'’M GONNA BE FAMOUS. 34 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,913 JUST LIKE YOU, DADDY! 35 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:32,875 OR EVEN MORE FAMOUS... LIKE SPONGEBOB! 36 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:36,922 FIRST OF ALL, THAT SPONGE IS A ONE-TRICK PONY, OKAY? 37 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:38,968 HE DOESN'’T HAVE NEAR THE ACTING RANGE THAT I HAVE. 38 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,578 NOW LISTEN TO ME, HONEY, 39 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:42,450 YOU CAN'’T JUST POP OUT OF A PINEAPPLE 40 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:44,626 AND BECOME A STAR OVERNIGHT. 41 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:48,717 HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FACE? 42 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:50,414 HONEY, YOU DON'’T GET THINGS JUST HANDED TO YOU 43 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,199 IN THIS BUSINESS-- YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR THEM. 44 00:01:52,199 --> 00:01:53,722 WHICH IS WHY UNCLE MARCUS 45 00:01:53,722 --> 00:01:56,420 WANTS US BOTH TO AUDITION FOR IT--RIGHT, MARCUS? 46 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:57,421 - NO. THE PART'’S HERS. - WHAT-- 47 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:59,902 YAY, ME! 48 00:01:59,902 --> 00:02:01,686 WHY'’D YOU DO THAT? 49 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:03,558 DAVID, DON'’T MAKE ME AUDITION A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS. 50 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:06,126 IT'’S LIKE FENDING OFF A FLOCK OF HUNGRY SEAGULLS 51 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,040 AT THE BEACH, EXCEPT THEY ALL TAP-DANCING. 52 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:10,478 IT'’S JUST TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH. 53 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:12,828 I TEACH MY DAUGHTER YOU GOTTA WORK FOR THINGS IN LIFE. 54 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:16,136 MAN, YOU PICKED THE WORST TIME TO BE A GOOD PARENT! 55 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,550 JANIE, HONEY, WE REHEARSED AND REHEARSED. 56 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:40,899 WE ARE READY. 57 00:02:40,899 --> 00:02:43,554 NOW, THE MAIN THING IS TO JUST REMAIN CALM 58 00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:46,601 AND CONFIDENT UNTIL THEY CALL YOUR NAME. 59 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:47,819 - DAVID HOBBS! - WHAT? 60 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:49,517 I JUST GOT HERE! WE'’RE NOT EVEN READY. 61 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:52,824 IT'’S ME, DOUG! 62 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:55,871 I WAS AN EXTRA ON {\an8}SEE DAD RUN. REMEMBER? 63 00:02:57,829 --> 00:02:59,962 I WAS ALWAYS THE GUY WHO WAS FIRST IN LINE FOR LUNCH 64 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,182 AND THEN YOU'’D SAY, "EXTRAS EAT LAST." 65 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,661 YEAH. 66 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:05,097 AND THEN WE'’D HAVE THAT AWKWARD MOMENT, 67 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,882 '’CAUSE I COULD NEVER TELL IF YOU WERE JOKING 68 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:10,059 OR SERIOUS... KINDA LIKE NOW. 69 00:03:10,059 --> 00:03:12,409 YEAH! 70 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:13,715 WHO WOULD'’VE THOUGHT THAT YOU AND I 71 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:14,977 WOULD BE AUDITIONING FOR THE SAME PART? 72 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:17,588 WELL, THE THING IS I'’M ACTUALLY NOT AUDITIONING. 73 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:20,722 I'’M JUST HERE TO SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR MY KID. 74 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,811 WELL, SHE'’S GOT HERSELF A GREAT ROLE MODEL. 75 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:23,855 WELL, GOOD LUCK. 76 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,466 - GOOD LUCK TO YOU, SIR. - OKAY. 77 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:28,512 NO MORE SPINNING, OKAY? - BUT SPINNING'’S FUN. 78 00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:30,645 I KNOW IT'’S FUN. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUN? 79 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,777 GETTING THE JOB. ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE, 80 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,257 NOW LISTEN, WE'’RE GONNA REHEARSE THE LINE, OKAY? 81 00:03:34,257 --> 00:03:37,347 I SAY MY LINE AND YOU SAY... 82 00:03:37,347 --> 00:03:39,741 THANKS, DADDY. NO MORE TANGLES. 83 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:41,569 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT SOUNDED LIKE? 84 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,440 THANKS, DADDY. NO MORE TANGLES! 85 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,443 BRING IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT. USE YOUR FACE A LITTLE BIT-- 86 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:48,793 KEVIN? 87 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,055 UH... 88 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:52,797 DAVID! 89 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:55,017 I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT SCI-FI SLEEP-AWAY CAMP. 90 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:57,933 WHAT--WHAT-- 91 00:03:57,933 --> 00:03:59,326 ARE YOU WORKING FOR MARCUS? 92 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,892 WOW... 93 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:04,244 I'’M TORN BETWEEN THE HORROR OF BEING CAUGHT IN A LIE 94 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,594 AND THE DELIGHT THAT YOU ACTUALLY TOOK ENOUGH INTEREST 95 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,770 TO REMEMBER MY LIE! 96 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:13,035 HEY, DAVID. 97 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:14,732 HE KNOWS, MARCUS. 98 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:16,473 OH, MAN, IT'’S ONLY FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 99 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,388 YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING. 100 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,172 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT DOESN'’T MEAN ANYTHING? 101 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:21,913 I LIED FOR YOU, MARCUS. 102 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,828 TO DAVID! 103 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:30,182 SO, AS CLASS PRESIDENT, 104 00:04:30,182 --> 00:04:32,272 IT'’S MY SAD DUTY TO TELL YOU THAT OUR PETITION 105 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,143 TO PUT HEALTHY FOOD IN THE VENDING MACHINES 106 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:35,884 FAILED TO GET ENOUGH SIGNATURES. 107 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,626 {\an8} AGAIN! 108 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,715 CAN I HELP YOU, KATE? 109 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,543 NOPE. JUST POSTING YET ANOTHER STORY 110 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:45,285 FOR MY UNDERGROUND BLOG. CARRY ON. 111 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,983 MOVING ON. WE'’LL BE CIRCULATING 112 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:50,377 ANOTHER PETITION NEXT MONTH, SO LET'’S START NOW BY MAKING 113 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,988 together: OUR POSTERS AND FLYERS. 114 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:55,120 AND PASSING OUT OUR FREE 115 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,644 together: BANANAS. 116 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:05,174 KATE...CAN'’T YOU BLOG ABOUT SOMEONE IN YOUR OWN GRADE? 117 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:07,219 I COULD. BUT YOU FRESHMEN ARE SO CUTE 118 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:10,527 WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO FIGHT "THE MAN." 119 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:12,834 EMILY... OH, HOW DO I PUT THIS? 120 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:15,097 PERHAPS MY BLOG 121 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:18,361 "EMILY HOBBS DOES THE SAME THING EVERY TIME. 122 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:21,408 SHE'’S TOTALLY PREDICTABLE. I COULD SET MY WATCH TO HER." 123 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:24,411 PREDICTABLE? HA HA! 124 00:05:24,411 --> 00:05:29,198 WELL, YOU CAN SET YOUR WATCH TO A QUARTER PAST YOU'’RE WRONG! 125 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,026 YOU GUYS DON'’T THINK I'’M PREDICTABLE, RIGHT? 126 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,984 NO WAY! 127 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,986 I MEAN, WE JUST ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA SAY. 128 00:05:34,986 --> 00:05:38,033 - AND WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA WEAR. - AND DO. 129 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:40,992 THAT'’S THE EXACT DEFINITION OF PREDICTABLE. 130 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:42,820 OH... 131 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,040 THEN...YEAH. YOU'’RE TOTALLY PREDICTABLE! 132 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:49,697 YOU WERE ADORABLE, JUST DELICIOUS. 133 00:05:49,697 --> 00:05:51,568 I COULD TAKE A BITE OUT OF YOU! 134 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,091 OH, THANK YOU, MARCUS, BUT... 135 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:55,180 SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT JANIE TOO. 136 00:05:58,053 --> 00:06:00,751 SO WHAT DID YOU THINK? - LOVED HER. 137 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,841 HER? PLEASE TELL ME YOU MEANT {\an8}THEM. 138 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,539 I JUST DIDN'’T BUY HIM AS HER FATHER. 139 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:08,106 SO UNNATURAL. SO AWKWARD. 140 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,979 WE WERE LOOKING FOR MORE OF A DAVID HOBBS TYPE. 141 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:13,329 YOU DO REALIZE THAT WAS DAVID HOBBS. 142 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,461 YEAH, BUT...PFFT! 143 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,595 WAS THAT A MOUTH FART? 144 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,945 DID SHE JUST MOUTH FART DAVID? 145 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,469 IT'’S OKAY. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 146 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:27,952 HEY, KATE. 147 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:31,129 BET YOU DIDN'’T SEE THIS COMING OUT OF MY CLOSET. 148 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:34,263 '’CAUSE I'’M SO NOT PREDICTABLE, I'’M A WILD CARD 149 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:35,743 CAPABLE OF ANYTHING. 150 00:06:39,834 --> 00:06:42,663 EXCEPT, PERHAPS, WALKING! 151 00:06:42,663 --> 00:06:45,143 YOU NEVER KNOW--I MAY EVEN PULL THIS FIRE ALARM 152 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,145 JUST FOR GIGS... 153 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:49,539 '’CAUSE I'’M CRAZY LIKE THAT. 154 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:57,895 - EMILY! - HERE COMES PERINO. 155 00:06:57,895 --> 00:07:00,289 YOU'’D BETTER RUN. HE LOOKS MAD! 156 00:07:02,117 --> 00:07:04,206 NOTHING...MAKES ME... 157 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:07,035 HAPPIER THAN A DEPENDABLE FIRE MARSHALL! 158 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:10,125 AND YOU SET IT OFF 159 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:13,041 AT EXACTLY OUR SCHEDULED TIME. 160 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,391 B-T-DUBS, DEAR, THE DRAMA DEPARTMENT'’S 161 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:17,393 GONNA NEED THAT ENSEM BACK 162 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,264 FOR TONIGHT'’S PERFORMANCE OF {\an8}GREASE, SANDRA DEE. 163 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:20,309 BOOP! 164 00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:22,659 THE SHOW MUST GO ON! 165 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,445 HEY, MRS. HOBBS! 166 00:07:27,664 --> 00:07:29,753 HI, BOYS. HA HA HA. 167 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:31,538 - MOM... - WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR HOUSE 168 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,975 IS OFFICIALLY THE COOL PLACE TO BE, HUH? 169 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:35,193 YOU MUST FEEL PRETTY GOOD. 170 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:37,195 I WAS AT FIRST. 171 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:39,023 THEN I HEARD MY FRIENDS WERE WATCHING 172 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:40,329 A LITTLE MOVIE FROM THE '’90s CALLED 173 00:07:40,329 --> 00:07:43,288 {\an8}BIKINI BABES FROM PLANET HOT? 174 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:44,681 STARRING... 175 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:46,596 CAPTAIN BELLE E. BUTTON, 176 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,816 AKA MY MOM? 177 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,905 AH, WOW. WOW. 178 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:53,385 OH, WOW. 179 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:55,126 SO YOUR FRIENDS... 180 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,867 ARE HERE TO SALUTE THE CAPTAIN. 181 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,446 - HEY, BUDDY. - HEY. 182 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:13,318 UH-OH. CUPCAKES. 183 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,712 JANIE DIDN'’T GET THE PART? 184 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:18,933 OH, I HOPE THEY'’RE CHOCOLATE. THOSE ARE HER FAVORITE. 185 00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,500 OOH! RED VELVET. MY FAVORITE. 186 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,502 THANK YOU, MARCUS. 187 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,894 I DON'’T THINK THIS IS GONNA 188 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,461 ALLEVIATE JANIE'’S DISAPPOINTMENT, 189 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:26,984 BUT I'’LL ENJOY THEM JUST THE SAME. 190 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,335 DAVID, UM... 191 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:33,208 DAVID, WHAT THE CUPCAKES ARE TRYING TO SAY IS... 192 00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,689 JANIE GOT THE PART. 193 00:08:35,689 --> 00:08:37,212 YOU DIDN'’T. - OH! 194 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:38,561 JANIE GOT THE PART! THAT'’S AWESOME! 195 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:40,911 WHEN DO WE START? 196 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,609 SHE STARTS MONDAY. 197 00:08:46,395 --> 00:08:49,920 WAIT A MINUTE, WE'’RE-- WE'’RE SHOOTING ON SEPARATE DAYS? 198 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,444 YEAH...MARCUS, I DON'’T MEAN TO TELL YOU TO DO YOUR JOB, 199 00:08:52,444 --> 00:08:55,796 BUT DOESN'’T THAT MAKE IT UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED? 200 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,276 UH...D-DAVID, R-REPEAT AFTER ME. 201 00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,451 THEY... - THEY. 202 00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:00,496 - DID... - DID. 203 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:01,584 - NOT. - NOT... 204 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:02,629 - WANT... - WANT. 205 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,805 - ME! - OH, YOU GOT FIRED 206 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:07,764 FROM YOUR FIRST DIRECTING JOB? 207 00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,636 I'’M SORRY. THAT'’S GOTTA STING. 208 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,768 SIT DOWN AND TELL ME. COME ON. 209 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,817 SO LET ME SEE IF I'’M UNDERSTANDING THIS CORRECTLY. 210 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,820 JANIE GOT THE PART... 211 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,778 DAVID DIDN'’T. 212 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:24,172 YES! YEAH. 213 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,435 I-I HOPE YOU FIND THIS AS FUNNY AS I DID. 214 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:28,872 THE CLIENT-- THE CLIENT THOUGHT THAT 215 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:32,746 YOU WEREN'’T BELIEVABLE AS JANIE'’S FATHER. 216 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,793 - BUT I AM HER FATHER. - THEY'’RE STILL TRYING 217 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,840 TO WRAP THEIR HEADS AROUND THAT ONE. 218 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,842 THEY ALSO SAID THAT... 219 00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:45,236 YOU SHOWED NO CHEMISTRY WITH JANIE. 220 00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:48,196 NO CHEMISTRY? MARCUS, I AM LITERALLY HER FATHER! 221 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,024 IT'’S BEEN SUGGESTED-- MAYBE SHE'’S BEEN ADOPTED. 222 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:53,941 MR. DIRECTOR! 223 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,420 HOW'’S THE COMMERC-- 224 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,900 UH-OH. 225 00:09:56,900 --> 00:10:00,034 RED VELVET. 226 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:02,689 YOU KNOW, I THINK I LEFT THE UPSTAIRS OVEN ON. 227 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:04,647 AMY, AMY, HANG ON A SECOND. LISTEN TO THIS. 228 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,301 YOU KNOW THAT MARCUS'’S CLIENT, 229 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:09,304 THEY WANTED JANIE BUT THEY DIDN'’T WANT ME? 230 00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:11,567 ME. FOR THEIR STUPID COMMERCIAL--ME! 231 00:10:11,567 --> 00:10:13,134 - YOU? - ME. 232 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:15,266 ME, ME, ME, ME, ME! ME! 233 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,051 THEY DIDN'’T WANT ME! 234 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,619 THEY SAID THAT ME AND JANIE DIDN'’T HAVE ANY CHEMISTRY. 235 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,101 HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? SHE'’S YOUR DAUGHTER, DAVID. 236 00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:30,499 IS SHE, AMY? 237 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:33,023 IS SHE REALLY? 238 00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,025 I KNEW IT WOULD GET ALL KINDA CRAZY IN HERE. 239 00:10:35,025 --> 00:10:36,723 LET'’S GO TO THE AUDITION TAPE. 240 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,554 WOW, THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS. 241 00:10:42,554 --> 00:10:44,034 FOR BOTH OF US. 242 00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,906 OUCH! OUCH! 243 00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:48,560 - THAT'’S NOT YOUR LINE. - BUT YOU'’RE HURTING ME. 244 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:52,086 - THIS IS A NO OUCH BRUSH. - THEN STOP OUCHING ME. 245 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,218 YOU WANTED TO BE A STAR, 246 00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,612 NOW SUCK IT UP AND POWER THROUGH. 247 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:58,483 YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'’T MATTER. 248 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,485 SHE'’S NOT GONNA WANT TO DO THE COMMERCIAL WITHOUT ME ANYWAY. 249 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:03,445 JANIE, COME HERE FOR A SECOND. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 250 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,361 LISTEN, HONEY, I'’VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS 251 00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,102 AND SOME NEWS THAT'’S GONNA MAKE THE GOOD NEWS 252 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:11,845 SEEM KINDA POINTLESS, OKAY? 253 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:14,586 OKAY. WHAT'’S THE GOOD NEWS? 254 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,762 WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS 255 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,242 YOU GOT THE COMMERCIAL. 256 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,288 - YAY! - OKAY. 257 00:11:20,288 --> 00:11:22,116 YAY! AND NOW THE BAD NEWS IS, 258 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,683 UM...DADDY DIDN'’T. 259 00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,556 OH... 260 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:29,079 DADDY? - YES. 261 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,907 WILL YOU HAVE THEM PUT A SPINNING CHAIR 262 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,953 IN MY DRESSING ROOM? THEY'’RE FUN! 263 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:38,001 OKAY. I FOLLOWED YOUR CRYPTIC TEXT 264 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:41,570 TO ARRIVE AT 6:00 A.M. TO-- AND I QUOTE-- 265 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:45,792 "HAVE MY MINT BLONDE." 266 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,794 I MEANT MIND BLOWN. 267 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,926 STUPID AUTO-CORRECT. 268 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,189 WELL, IN THAT CASE, GOOD-BYE. 269 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,974 FINE. BUT YOU'’RE GONNA MISS OUT 270 00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:55,976 ON A HOT STORY FOR YOUR BLOG. 271 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,456 EMILY HOBBS REPLACES VENDING MACHINE JUNK FOOD 272 00:11:58,456 --> 00:11:59,675 WITH HEALTHY ALTERNATIVES. 273 00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:01,459 BOOM! 274 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,462 I'’M GOING ROGUE, KATE. 275 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,508 I'’M BREAKING IN. 276 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:11,121 WOW. YOU'’RE BREAKING IN WITH A SET OF KEYS. 277 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:13,254 WELL DONE, YOU! 278 00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:19,303 ALL RIGHT, ALL I GOTTA DO IS GET THIS FOOD OUT OF HERE. 279 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:34,449 DANG IT! UH... 280 00:12:34,449 --> 00:12:36,146 I'’M GONNA NEED YOU TO BUY THE KEYS 281 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:38,409 AND GET ME OUTTA HERE. PUT IT IN AND CLICK... 282 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,149 A-7. 283 00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,459 OH! WAH-HOO! 284 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:47,244 A-7. I SAID A-7! OH! 285 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,507 RIGHT. RELAX. 286 00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:51,292 I HAVE AN IDEA. 287 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:54,164 CLEARLY... MY IDEA DIDN'’T WORK. 288 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,778 HA HA HA HA! 289 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,171 OH, THAT IS SO FUNNY! 290 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,130 I AM GLAD YOU DIDN'’T SAY BANANA. 291 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,306 OH, SIT DOWN HERE. OH, THERE YOU GO. 292 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,264 DO WE HAVE CHEMISTRY, OR WHAT? 293 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,136 HEY, MARCUS, HOW'’S IT GOING? 294 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,529 - THE CLIENT'’S NOT HERE YET. - OH, PLEASE. 295 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:14,097 I'’M SECURE ENOUGH IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTER. 296 00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:15,795 I DON'’T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO ANYBODY. 297 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:19,450 THERE'’S THE CLIENT. 298 00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:22,105 OKAY, LET'’S DO OUR PATTY-CAKE ROUTINE, OKAY? READY? 299 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:25,282 PATTY-CAKE, PATTY-CAKE, BAKER'’S MAN. 300 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,719 BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN. 301 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:29,547 OKAY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 302 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,332 THERE'’S A NICE SPREAD OVER AT CRAFT SERVICE. 303 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:33,334 WHY DON'’T YOU GO GET A BITE TO EAT? 304 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,031 OKAY. I'’LL BRING JANIE WITH ME. 305 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,816 COME ON, BABY, HOP ON MY SHOULDERS LIKE YOU DO. 306 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,818 COME ON, COME ON. THERE WE GO, COME ON. 307 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,776 ALL RIGHT, UP YOU GO. - OH, OH, OH--OKAY. 308 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,256 THERE WE GO. - UP YOU GO...OH, OKAY... 309 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,997 OH... - ALL RIGHT... 310 00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,651 - I GOT HER. - OH, YOU GOT HER? 311 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,436 - I GOT HER. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT... 312 00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:51,395 OH, OH, THERE WE GO. YEP. ALL RIGHT. 313 00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,441 OKAY. GOOD. THAT WAS FUN, RIGHT? 314 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,442 - WOW! - SO MUCH FUN. 315 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,183 - WHOO! - WHOO! 316 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,098 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA TAKE HER TO MAKEUP NOW. 317 00:13:58,098 --> 00:14:00,622 OKAY? - SEE YOU LATER, DADDY. 318 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:03,016 OKAY. THAT WAS EXCELLENT. OH... 319 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,934 HEY! LOOK WHO IT IS. 320 00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,110 HEY, B--UH, F--T-- STU--WH-- 321 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,938 WHAT--WHAT IS IT-- WHAT IS IT-- 322 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,287 - DOUG! - DOUG! RIGHT, DOUG, YEAH. 323 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,985 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I GOT THE PART. BOOP! 324 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,210 W-WHAT PART? 325 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,951 OF THE DAD. TO YOUR DAUGHTER. 326 00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,691 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 327 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:30,608 I GUESS THEY THOUGHT I WAS A BETTER YOU THAN YOU. 328 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,742 OOH, HEY, LISTEN... I DON'’T WANNA BE THAT GUY, 329 00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,310 BUT I THINK THIS TABLE'’S JUST FOR THE TALENT. 330 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:38,181 I THINK THAT ONE'’S FOR THE STAGE MOMS. 331 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,100 OKAY! 332 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,105 DAVID. 333 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,715 I HAD A FEELING THIS WOULD HAPPEN. 334 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,761 IN MY LEFT PANTS POCKET THERE'’S A BAGEL-- 335 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,632 LOX AND CREAM CHEESE. 336 00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,939 IN THE RIGHT, THERE'’S A YOGURT PARFAIT. 337 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,333 MEET ME IN THE MEN'’S BATHROOM, SECOND STALL. 338 00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:00,769 WE'’LL MAKE THE EXCHANGE. 339 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,032 THE PASSWORD IS HONEY MUSTARD. 340 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:09,952 KEVIN...I WILL NEVER BE THAT HUNGRY. 341 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,655 WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOU? 342 00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:19,266 EVERYTHING WAS FINE BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG 343 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,964 AND ACCUSED ME OF BEING... both: PREDICTABLE. 344 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,574 - STOP IT! - STOP IT! 345 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:27,143 AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 346 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,537 MR. PERINO, I CAN EXPLAIN-- 347 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,539 NO, NO. NO NEED TO. IT'’S OBVIOUS. 348 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:34,324 LADY KATE DRAGGED YOU IN HERE AGAINST YOUR WILL! 349 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,413 WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WASN'’T ME 350 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,459 DRAGGING HER AGAINST HER WILL? 351 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,722 EMILY... 352 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,202 THAT IS SO LIKE YOU, 353 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,030 TAKING THE FALL FOR A FELLOW STUDENT. 354 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,466 BRAVA. 355 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:48,295 LOOK, MR. PERINO, DON'’T LET HER FOOL YOU. 356 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,340 THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 357 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,863 DON'’T YOU DARE TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS. 358 00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,300 THIS IS MY FAULT. 359 00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:57,130 WELL, WHOSEVER FAULT IT IS, KATE... 360 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,959 VANDALIZING THIS MACHINE IS GROUNDS FOR EXPULSION. 361 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,484 KATE. - WAIT, UH... 362 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:06,400 MAYBE WE'’RE NOT VANDALIZING THE MACHINE. 363 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,968 M-MAYBE THE MACHINE 364 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,926 IS VANDALIZING US! 365 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,798 TAKING OUR BODIES HOSTAGE 366 00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:18,629 WITH ITS ARTERY-CLOGGING AND TRANS-FATTY JUNK FOOD. 367 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,981 WE DESERVE SOME HEALTHIER OPTIONS! 368 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,809 THIS, SIR, IS A PROTEST! 369 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,029 THAT--THAT'’S RIGHT! WE'’RE PROTESTING. 370 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,597 PROTEST, PROTEST... 371 00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:31,555 all: PROTEST, PROTEST! - ALL RIGHT, 372 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:32,600 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! - PROTEST, PROTEST! 373 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,818 QUIET! 374 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,518 WELL, EMILY, YOU HAVE FINALLY 375 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,172 SEEMED TO HAVE REACHED YOUR CONSTITUENCY. 376 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,391 AT OUR NEXT SCHOOL BOARD MEETING, 377 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,480 I'’LL SUGGEST WE ADD A SECOND MACHINE 378 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,178 WITH HEALTHY SNACKS! 379 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,485 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE. 380 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,661 BACK TO CLASS, COME ON. LET'’S GO, LET'’S GO. 381 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,359 WELL, THAT WAS... 382 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,665 UNPREDICTABLE. 383 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,363 I WAS GONNA SAY NUTS. 384 00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:57,494 BUT THANK YOU. 385 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,456 ALL RIGHT, LET'’S GET YOU TWO OUT OF THERE. 386 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,720 AAH! 387 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,548 IN RETROSPECT... 388 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,203 PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE JANITOR ON THIS ONE. 389 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,424 IT'’S REALLY COOL OF ALL YOU GUYS 390 00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,209 TO COME OVER AND HANG OUT. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 391 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,558 IS YOUR MOM HERE? - SHE IS, ACTUALLY. 392 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,950 SHE'’LL BE OUT ANY MINUTE. 393 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,302 MMM... HI, BOYS! 394 00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:29,787 MRS. HOBBS? YOU LOOK SO...DIFFERENT. 395 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,007 OH, I'’M SORRY. 396 00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,270 LOOKS LIKE YOU CAUGHT ME WITHOUT MY MAKEUP ON. 397 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,188 MOM, WHY DON'’T YOU GIVE THEM 398 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:42,017 THE CAPTAIN BELLE E. BUTTON SALUTE? 399 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,454 OH, SURE, SURE! ANYTHING FOR MY FANS! 400 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,634 GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS. 401 00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:54,290 WELCOME TO PLANET... HOT. 402 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,945 UH...SEE YOU TOMORROW, JOE. 403 00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,948 BYE! 404 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,300 THAT'’S FOR BEING GROSS, MOM. 405 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,086 OH, ANYTHING FOR YOU, JOE. 406 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,523 NOW, COME HERE AND GIVE YOUR MOM A KISS. 407 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:10,959 NO WAY! UGH! 408 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,308 PLEASE, PLEASE? COME HERE! COME BACK HERE! 409 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,664 I JUST LOVE THEIR CHEMISTRY. 410 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:23,232 COME ON. HE'’S FEEDING HER CHOCOLATE. 411 00:18:23,232 --> 00:18:24,973 SHE'’D PULL MY CELL PHONE OUT OF A TOILET 412 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,975 FOR A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE. 413 00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,411 THEORETICALLY. 414 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,328 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, SWEETIE, COME ON. 415 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,635 NEED YOU TO FOCUS NOW FOR UNCLE MARCUS, OKAY? 416 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,464 OKAY? YOU MIGHT WANT TO EASE UP ON THE CANDY A LITTLE BIT. 417 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,161 IT'’S OKAY, DAVE. I GOT THIS. 418 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,251 OH, YEAH, OKAY. YOU'’RE GONNA BE GREAT, SWEETIE. 419 00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,253 OKAY, MARCUS, LIGHTING'’S A GO 420 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:47,735 AND, UH...SO'’S THAT POT STICKER IN MY LEFT POCKET. 421 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,348 OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'’S SHOOT ONE. 422 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,655 LET'’S ROLL CAMERA. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO, 423 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,309 LET'’S HAVE SOME FUN! - ALL RIGHT, FUN! 424 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:58,963 ALL RIGHT! 425 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:00,965 ALL RIGHT, AND... 426 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,141 ACTION! 427 00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:07,015 WOW. THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS... 428 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,321 FOR BOTH OF US. 429 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,417 WOW...THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS. 430 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,592 FOR BOTH OF US! 431 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,424 THANKS, DADDY, NO MORE TANGLES. 432 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,990 ALL RIGHT-- 433 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,470 AND CUT! 434 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,649 YOU OKAY, BABY GIRL? 435 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,392 WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS IT, BABY? 436 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:39,526 WHAT'’S THE MATTER? - I DON'’T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORE. 437 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:42,964 LOOK, I KNOW IT'’S...WEIRD WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS 438 00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:45,923 AND EVERYBODY STARING AT YOU, BUT... 439 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,752 THE UPSIDE IS THE BRIGHT LIGHTS AND EVERYBODY STARING AT YOU. 440 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:52,365 - THAT'’S NOT IT. - WELL, WHAT IS IT? 441 00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:55,759 I'’M SUPPOSED TO CALL HIM DADDY, AND HE'’S NOT MY DADDY. 442 00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,806 NO, HE'’S NOT. HE'’S STINKY BUTT. 443 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,549 ACTING IS PRETENDING, SWEETIE. 444 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,204 SO YOU JUST HAVE TO PRETEND. 445 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,945 AND YOU JUST KNOW THAT YOUR REAL DAD 446 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,905 IS GONNA BE RIGHT OVER THERE THE WHOLE TIME. 447 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:12,385 - PROMISE? - PROMISE. 448 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,344 GO AHEAD. GO. 449 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,567 AND THAT'’S WHAT YOU CALL CHEMISTRY. 450 00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,527 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. LET'’S SHOOT THIS. 451 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,355 READY, AND... 452 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,183 ACTION! 453 00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:34,102 WOW! THIS BRUSH IS PAINLESS... 454 00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:35,538 FOR BOTH OF US! 455 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:39,281 THANKS, STINKY BUTT. NO MORE TANGLES! 32669

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