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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,849 EMILY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 2 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,118 WHY DID MATTHEW STOP BEING YOUR BOYFRIEND? 3 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:21,722 IS IT BECAUSE YOU WON'T STOP EATING CHIPS? 4 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:29,363 THAT MUST HAVE BEEN IT. 5 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,699 HEY, GUYS. IF YOU DON'T MIND, 6 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,467 WE'RE GONNA PUT MARCUS'S TREADMILL DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. 7 00:00:33,634 --> 00:00:35,236 YEAH. 8 00:00:35,403 --> 00:00:37,037 MY WIFE IS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT. 9 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:38,939 THEN SHOULDN'T SHE BE USING THAT? 10 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:41,142 SHE WAS USING IT... AS A CONVEYOR BELT 11 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:42,710 TO HELP THE FOOD GET IN HER MOUTH FASTER. 12 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:49,417 OUR BABY HASN'T MOVED. 13 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,652 JUST ONE REALITY SHOW AFTER ANOTHER. 14 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,821 EM, HON, HOW YOU DOING? 15 00:00:59,827 --> 00:01:02,963 CHIPS ARE HER NEW BOYFRIEND. 16 00:01:03,131 --> 00:01:05,133 SWEETIE, I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING RIGHT NOW, 17 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,967 BUT IN TIME YOU'LL GET OVER THIS. 18 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:08,202 MATTHEW PEARSON WAS YOUR FIRST BOYFRIEND. 19 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,003 AND THERE WILL BE MORE. 20 00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:12,306 MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY, MANY MORE. 21 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,408 YOU KNOW, THAT'S A FEW TOO MANY "MANYS," OKAY? 22 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:17,178 LOOK, EMILY, 23 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:19,180 YOU CAN'T HOLD ON TO NEGATIVITY 24 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,381 BECAUSE WHAT IT DOES IS IT STARTS EATING YOUR-- 25 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,416 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 26 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:23,784 IS THAT FATHEAD TED MCGINLEY WITH A NEW TV SHOW? 27 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,353 I CAN'T STAND THAT FATHEAD. 28 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:29,590 IT'S {\an8}MCLIVIN' {\an8}WITH THE MCGINLEYS. 29 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:33,627 MCHOSTED BY ME, LARRY PARSONS. 30 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,230 EVERYONE AT THE SOAP IS WATCHING THIS. 31 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:39,167 IT'S THE HIGHEST-RATED REALITY SHOW ON TV. 32 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:41,169 IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY, DAD. 33 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,204 REALLY? JOE, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUNNY? 34 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:45,706 BEING GROUNDED FOR SAYING TED MCGINLEY'S FUNNY. 35 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,841 WATCH. TED KNOCKS ON THE CELEBRITY'S DOOR, 36 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:49,677 AND THEN HE CHALLENGES THEM TO SURVIVE LIVING WITH HIM 37 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:50,978 AND HIS FAMILY FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS. 38 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:53,514 IT'S--IT'S A HOOT. 39 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:56,550 OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. 40 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:59,520 AND THE WHOLE TIME, THEY TRY TO ANNOY YOU INTO GIVING UP. 41 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:02,456 HEY, EMILY, MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU DID TO MATTHEW. 42 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:09,563 LAST WEEK, TONY DANZA'S FAMILY DIDN'T LAST ONE DAY OF MCLIVIN'. 43 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,233 GUESS HE FOUND OUT WHO THE BOSS REALLY WAS. 44 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:17,505 LET'S SEE WHO TED CHALLENGES THIS WEEK. 45 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,207 IS THAT OUR HOUSE? 46 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,242 IT IS. 47 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:23,644 WE'RE GONNA BE ON THE SHOW. 48 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,113 DAD, ARE YOU GONNA ACCEPT HIS CHALLENGE? 49 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:29,617 LOOK, WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH AMERICA WOULD LOVE 50 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,719 TO HAVE ME BACK ON TELEVISION AGAIN, 51 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,721 BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT THAT FATHEAD COULD SAY TO ME 52 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:35,956 THAT WOULD MAKE ME DO A REALITY SHOW. 53 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:37,725 HELLO, DAVID. 54 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,360 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. 55 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,719 DAVID, AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO BE ON A SHOW 56 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,322 THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WATCH, UM... 57 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:11,158 WE REALLY NEED TO THINK ABOUT EMILY. 58 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,330 HE'S CLUCKING AT ME LIKE A CHICKEN. 59 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,499 AND IT'S A HORRIBLE CHICKEN. 60 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:20,167 COME ON, MCGINLEY. ACTING 101. 61 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,370 HERE'S HOW YOU DO A CHICKEN. READY? READY? 62 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,273 YEAH. 63 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,275 OH, REALLY? TRY THIS. 64 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:33,113 FOLKS, IF THIS CLUCK-OFF IS ANY INDICATION, 65 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:35,883 WE ARE CLEARLY IN FOR A TREAT. 66 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,319 DAVID HOBBS AND TED MCGINLEY HAVE ONE 67 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,588 OF THE FIERCEST RIVALRIES IN HOLLYWOOD. 68 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,090 LET'S SEE WHERE IT ALL BEGAN. 69 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:46,827 A TIE BETWEEN DAVID HOBBS FROM {\an8}SEE DAD RUN 70 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:49,162 AND TED MCGINLEY FROM {\an8}TED PLUS TEN. 71 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,365 CONGRATULATIONS, TED. 72 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:53,367 AFTER YOU. 73 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:54,835 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 74 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:05,479 NO, BABY, YOU DON'T NEED A PASSPORT TO GO TO HAWAII. 75 00:04:05,646 --> 00:04:07,214 OH, SHORT CLIP. 76 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,650 THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP, GENO. 77 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,585 ALL RIGHT. LET'S REVIEW THE RULES. 78 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,021 ALL I'M SAYING IS OUR LITTLE GIRL'S 79 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,390 IN A DELICATE PLACE RIGHT NOW. 80 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:17,925 YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY, THIS MIGHT BE THE PERFECT THING 81 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,427 TO GET HER OUT OF HER FUNK. 82 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,695 HEY, EMILY, 83 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,097 REMEMBER WHEN YOU BEAT XANDER IN THE SCHOOL ELECTION? 84 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:26,066 REMEMBER THAT? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BEAT HIS ENTIRE FAMILY 85 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:28,201 ON NATIONAL TELEVISION? 86 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,705 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 87 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:37,010 HEAR THAT? SHE'S IN. 88 00:04:37,177 --> 00:04:38,412 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS, DAVID? 89 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:40,080 WHAT'S WRONG? 90 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,750 THE SOAP OPERA ACTRESS DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY? 91 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,586 WELL, THIS IS PRIMETIME, TINY LADY. 92 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,624 LET'S DO THIS. 93 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,192 HI, I'M JOE. WE'RE BIG FANS. 94 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:59,199 THEY'RE A LOT CREEPIER IN PERSON. 95 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:02,370 OKAY, HOBBS FAMILY, 96 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,838 IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THREE DAYS WITHOUT HITTING 97 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,941 THE "I MCGIVE" BUTTON... 98 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,384 YOU WILL WIN $100,000 FOR THE CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE. 99 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:19,119 SO LET THE MCLIVIN' BEGIN! 100 00:05:19,286 --> 00:05:20,988 WE'VE GOT THIS THING IN THE BAG. 101 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,056 MCGINLEY'S BEEN ANNOYING ME FOR YEARS. 102 00:05:23,223 --> 00:05:24,625 TRUST ME, THERE'S NOTHING THAT HE COULD SAY 103 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:25,959 THAT COULD MAKE ME WANT TO PRESS THAT-- 104 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,095 EXCUSE ME. UH, SORRY. 105 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:31,765 HEY, DAVID, COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR FAVORITE BATHROOM IS? 106 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,501 TED, DO YOU MIND? I'M DOING MY TESTIMONIAL. 107 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,135 YEAH, COME ON, UH... 108 00:05:35,302 --> 00:05:39,940 HAVE TO DROP A MCDOODY. 109 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,110 THIS IS AWESOME. 110 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,813 DAVID'S OLD RECORDING STUDIO. 111 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:47,848 REMEMBER HIS ALBUM, {\an8}INFERNO GIRL? 112 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,850 HA. WHO COULD FORGET IT? 113 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:53,487 YOU KNOW, THAT BOY COULD NOT SING A LICK. UCK. 114 00:05:53,654 --> 00:05:56,424 IF YOU TELL HIM THAT, I'M GONNA DENY IT. 115 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:58,692 THEN I'M GONNA KILL YOU, AND I'M GONNA DENY THAT TOO. 116 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,894 HEY, I DIDN'T... COME ON. 117 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,864 {\an8}GIRL, LET'S SKATE BACKWARDS, {\an8}GIRL WAS A HUGE HIT. 118 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,067 ♪ GIRL 119 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:10,137 ♪ I WANT TO SKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU ♪ 120 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:15,008 ♪ GIRL 121 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:17,277 ♪ LACE UP YOUR LOVE SKATES 122 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:20,514 ♪ LET'S DO SOME FIGURE EIGHTS 123 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:25,453 ♪ TAKE MY HAND, I'M YOUR SLOW-SKATIN' MAN ♪ 124 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,455 ♪ GIRL - * YEAH? 125 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,857 ♪ I WANT TO SKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU ♪ 126 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:33,727 ♪ GIRL - * YEAH? 127 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,031 UGH, IT'S STUCK! 128 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,233 SOMEBODY, HELP! 129 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:42,470 THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU. THIS ROOM IS SOUNDPROOF. 130 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,071 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? 131 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,808 WELL, WE COULD ALWAYS... 132 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:50,678 SKATE BACKWARDS, GIRL. 133 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:51,479 WHA-WHAT? 134 00:06:58,486 --> 00:07:01,922 WELL, FOLKS, THE MCGINLEYS ARE REALLY BRINGING 135 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:06,694 THEIR "A" GAME, AND, BY "A," I MEAN "A-NNOYING." 136 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,196 LOOKING FOR THESE? THEY'RE DELICIOUS. 137 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,898 AND THEY HAVE THESE REALLY... 138 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:17,605 GUESS HE'S ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS. 139 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,173 THANK YOU, GENO. 140 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,676 COME ON. REALLY? 141 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,979 YEAH, THIS IS WHAT SENT DANZA RIGHT OVER THE EDGE. 142 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,850 OH, UH, YOU LOOKING FOR THIS? 143 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,151 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I WAS. 144 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,186 OKAY, WELL, THERE IT IS. 145 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,289 MM-HMM. 146 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:37,390 THERE WE GO. 147 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,731 ♪ WHO KNOWS HOW, WHO KNOWS WHEN ♪ 148 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:47,134 ♪ BEFORE I EVEN KNEW IT, IT WAS TED PLUS TEN ♪ 149 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,737 THAT WAS TORTURE. 150 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,672 AND EVERYBODY KNOWS {\an8}TED PLUS TEN 151 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:56,844 IS REALLY JUST A RIP-OFF OF THE TELENOVELA {\an8}DIEGO PLUS DIEZ. 152 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:02,349 EXCEPT DIEGO DIDN'T HAVE A BIG, FAT {\an8}CABEZA. 153 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:05,218 PFFT! 154 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,620 YOU KNOW, IT'S NO FUN TRYING TO ANNOY YOU 155 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,221 IF YOU DON'T SPEAK. 156 00:08:08,388 --> 00:08:09,657 COME ON, EMILY. 157 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,560 GET IN THE GAME. 158 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,775 KIDS, BRING DOWN YOUR LAUNDRY! 159 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:30,911 IS IT REALLY YOUR KIDS' LAUNDRY, 160 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:35,783 OR IS IT THE LAUNDRY OF YOUR ILLEGITIMATE, LONG-LOST DAUGHTER 161 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,418 WHO'S MARRYING YOUR ONE-LEGGED STEPFATHER? 162 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,124 MAKING FUN OF MY SOAP OPERA? REALLY? 163 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:47,661 SO CHILDISH. 164 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,630 BUT SO DEAD-ON. 165 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:53,066 THAT'S OUR EXACT PLOTLINE FOR NEXT WEEK. 166 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,239 AAH! 167 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,043 AAH! 168 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,148 WOULD YOU TWO STOP DOING THAT? 169 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,349 THEY'RE LIKE ALIENS. 170 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,619 OR ROBOTS. 171 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:16,824 WHATEVER THEY ARE, THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 172 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:19,526 THEY'RE HERE, AREN'T THEY? 173 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:23,296 AAH! ARGH. 174 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,967 JANIE, I'LL TELL YOU A SECRET. 175 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:30,470 IF YOU ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR A PUPPY 100 TIMES, 176 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:33,140 THEY HAVE TO GET YOU ONE. 177 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,708 - REALLY? - YUP. 178 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,945 IT'S THE LAW. 179 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,449 CAN I? 44. 180 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,985 CAN I? 45. 181 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,520 PLEASE. 46. 182 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,823 PLEASE. 47. 183 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,992 I PROMISE I'LL WALK HIM. 184 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:56,429 40...40... 185 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,065 I LOST COUNT. 186 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,668 I GET FOGGY AROUND THE 40s. 187 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:04,972 I'LL LET YOU START OVER. 188 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:07,174 DON'T YOU DO IT, KEVIN. 189 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:10,443 ♪ GIRL 190 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,414 ♪ I WANT TO SKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU, GIRL ♪ 191 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:16,549 SKATE AWAY FROM THAT MIC, KEVIN. 192 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,252 SORRY, MARCUS, THERE'S NO PUTTING OUT THIS INFERNO. 193 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:21,321 ♪ LACE UP YOUR LOVE SKATES ♪ 194 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,857 ♪ LET'S DO SOME FIGURE EIGHTS ♪ 195 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,759 ♪ TAKE MY HAND 196 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,828 ♪ I'M YOUR SLOW-SKATIN' MAN 197 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,629 WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? 198 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,631 KEVIN, I WILL SET FIRE TO THIS ROOM. 199 00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,534 THIS ROOM'S ALREADY ON FIRE. 200 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,838 ♪ GIRL, SKATE BACKWARDS WITH YOU, GIRL ♪ 201 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,375 SORRY ABOUT THE TAKEOUT, GUYS. 202 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:46,146 I WAS GONNA COOK, BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE POTS AND PANS. 203 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,480 THAT'S OKAY. AT LEAST WE GET TO HAVE 204 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,749 A NICE, QUIET FAMILY DINNER. 205 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:55,155 JUST IGNORE THEM. EAT YOUR FOOD AND IGNORE TM. 206 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,990 MAKE IT STOP. 207 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,493 I DON'T EVEN WANT A PUPPY ANYMORE. 208 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,363 YES, I DO. WHO AM I KIDDING? 209 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,733 DAVID, THIS IS UNBEARABLE. 210 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,001 COME ON, EMILY. YOU CAN END THIS. 211 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,970 DO ONE INTERESTING THING. 212 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,605 PUSH THE BUTTON, AND WE CAN ALL GO HOME. 213 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,478 FINE. GO BACK TO BEING BORING. 214 00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:23,016 NO WONDER MATTHEW DUMPED YOU FOR JESSICA MINNOZZI. 215 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,253 OH, NO, HE MCDI'N'T. 216 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,889 JESSICA MINNOZZI? 217 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,758 I THOUGHT SHE KNEW ABOUT JESSICA MINNOZZI. 218 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,160 JESSICA MINNOZZI? 219 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,662 SHE KNEW. EVERYBODY KNEW. 220 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,365 JESSICA FREAKIN' MINNOZZI? 221 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:46,774 WELCOME BACK, AMERICA. 222 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:50,110 IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US, YOU DISAPPOINT ME. 223 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:52,579 ALL RIGHT, LET'S CHECK BACK IN WITH THE HOBBS FAMILY, 224 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,382 WHERE EMILY IS FIRED UP. 225 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,451 OKAY, WE NEED TO BEAT THE MCGINLEYS AT THEIR OWN GAME. 226 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,921 THEY THINK THEY CAN BE ANNOYING? 227 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:02,790 WELL, WE WROTE THE BOOK ON ANNOYING. 228 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,792 LOSING TO THEM IS NOT AN OPTION. 229 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,127 NOT NOW. NOT EVER. 230 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:12,499 SO LET'S TAKE THAT FAMILY OF FAT HEADS DOWN! 231 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,869 I'VE NEVER LOVED YOU MORE THAN I DO RIGHT NOW, EMILY. 232 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:19,639 BUT, BABY, YOU DO NEED TO SHOWER. 233 00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:23,576 THAT I DO. ALL RIGHT, NOW, FIRST, JOE, 234 00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,545 YOU KNOW HOW YOU ACT LIKE A TOTAL DORK 235 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:26,513 WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE OF MY FRIENDS? 236 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,681 NO. 237 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,683 DO THAT WITH THE TWINS. 238 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,719 OH, I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 239 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,721 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. JANIE, COME HERE. 240 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,523 HERE'S WHAT I NEED YOU TO DO-- I NEED YOU TO FIND 241 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,391 ANY MCGINLEY YOU CAN AND ROPE THEM 242 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,592 INTO ONE OF YOUR THREE-HOUR TEA PARTIES. 243 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,361 HOW'S THAT ANNOYING? 244 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:46,166 I'LL TAKE XANDER. MOM, YOU'RE ON GIGI. 245 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,869 USE ALL YOUR IRRITATING MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES FROM THE SOAP. 246 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:52,906 AH, {\an8}SI, SI, ROSARIO DESARIO'S GONNA DRIVE GIGI LOCO, 247 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,976 SHE WILL. AY-YI-YI-YI-YI. 248 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,845 WHAT ABOUT ME? WHAT DO I DO? 249 00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,213 TALK ABOUT YOUR SHOW FOR THREE HOURS. 250 00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,851 IS THIS ABOUT THE TEA PARTY COMMENT? 251 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,953 HOW'S IT FEEL? 252 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,759 'SUP, LADIES? 253 00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,027 I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS MIGHT BE CREEPED OUT 254 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,030 BY YOUR DEAD-EYED STARE. 255 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,734 BUT I'M INTO IT. 256 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,904 COME ON. LET'S DANCE. 257 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,438 GET YOUR FREAK ON. WHOO! 258 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,885 MR. MCGINLEY, WILL YOU PLAY TEA PARTY WITH ME? 259 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,053 PLEASE? 260 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,630 ONE LUMP OR TWO, TEDDY BOY? 261 00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,799 OH, HEY, EMILY. 262 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,702 YOU GOT DRESSED. LISTEN, 263 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,337 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YEST-- - HEY. 264 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,907 IT'S ALL PART OF THE GAME. 265 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,942 IT WOULD BE LIKE IF I HAPPENED TO MENTION 266 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,710 THE EMBARRASSING THING THAT ASHLEY TOLD LINDSAY 267 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:04,811 WHO TOLD ME YOU DID WITH JENNA. 268 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:05,913 WHAT THING? 269 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,114 THERE'S NO THING. 270 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,448 I MADE IT UP. 271 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,017 WAIT, HOLD ON. 272 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,651 WAS IT THE TIME WHEN I... 273 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:17,224 UH, WHEN I... 274 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,059 NO, IT WASN'T WHEN YOU LAUGHED SO HARD YOU FARTED 275 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:21,661 IN JENNA'S CAR. 276 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:26,099 I OWN HIM. 277 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,301 OOH, I SEE YOU'RE HAVING LOX WITH THAT BAGEL. 278 00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,137 YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT REMINDS ME OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES, 279 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,206 "SEE DAD GET LOCKED OUT AND LOCKED UP." 280 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,541 IN THAT EPISODE, I GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING 281 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,842 TO BREAK INTO MY OWN HOUSE. 282 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,679 IT WAS A CLASSIC. 283 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,151 DAVID, SITTING IN HIS RECLINER, 284 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:45,352 HIS FEET UP, THE FRONT DOOR OPENS, 285 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,453 IN WALKS HIS WIFE... 286 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,955 OH, HEY, TED. 287 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,756 SHAVING, HUH? 288 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,959 OH, YOU GOT ME, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. 289 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,460 OH, OW! 290 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,996 OH, YOU NICKED YOURSELF. 291 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,365 YOU KNOW, THAT REMINDS ME OF OUR CHRISTMAS EPISODE, 292 00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,168 "SEE DAD SAVE CHRISTMAS IN THE ST. NICK OF TIME." 293 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,470 IN THAT EPISODE, I DRESSED UP LIKE SANTA CLAUS... 294 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:07,774 I KNEW HOBBS COULD DRONE ON AND ON ABOUT {\an8}SEE DAD RUN, 295 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,809 BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 296 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,878 THIS REMINDS ME OF "SEE DAD TESTIFY," WHERE I LED 297 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,581 THE CHURCH GOSPEL CHOIR AND HAD TO TESTIFY! 298 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,216 HOBBS, DO YOU MIND? 299 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,617 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY TESTIMONY HERE. 300 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:18,818 FADE IN. 301 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,587 WE SEE DAD RECLINING IN A PEW. 302 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,355 - ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. - FROM THERE HE GOES OUT-- 303 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,124 I CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS ANYMORE. 304 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,859 I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL A MCCHALLENGE. 305 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,795 WHAT'S A MCCHALLENGE? 306 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,464 CONGRATULATIONS, HOBBS. 307 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,869 YOU ARE THE FIRST FAMILY EVER 308 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,439 TO FORCE A MCCHALLENGE. 309 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,608 NIKKI, WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN THE MCCHALLENGE? 310 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,916 THAT'S RIGHT, NIKKI. 311 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,752 FAMILY MEMBERS PARTICIPATE IN HEAD-TO-HEAD COMPETITIONS. 312 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,088 THE FIRST FAMILY TO WIN TWO OUT OF THREE CHALLENGES 313 00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,024 WINS IT ALL. 314 00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,659 SO THE CHICKEN CALLED A MCCHALLENGE. 315 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,164 WHATEVER YOU DO, JANIE, 316 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,599 DON'T LOOK THEM IN THE EYE. 317 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,201 I CAN'T HELP IT. 318 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,372 all: GO! PULL! 319 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,441 COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. 320 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,843 MCGINLEYS. 321 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,081 YAY! 322 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,882 WE LOST, JANIE. 323 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,584 NO, WE WON. IT'S NOT MUD. 324 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,253 IT'S PUDDING. 325 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:29,556 WELL, THEN, MOVE OVER. 326 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,294 YOU'RE A MCGINLEY. LET'S GO, XANDER. COME ON. 327 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,895 STOP LAUGHING. 328 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,930 JUST TELL ME WHAT SHE SAID. 329 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:43,503 FINE. BUT YOU DON'T WANT ALL OF AMERICA TO HEAR. 330 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,437 WHOA! 331 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,976 HOBBS. 332 00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:53,513 AND WE'RE TIED 1-1. 333 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,448 THE NEXT ROUND WILL DECIDE THE WINNER. 334 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,486 YEAH, NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 335 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,822 WORTH A SHOT. 336 00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,092 THEN THE MEN SHALL DECIDE THE WINNER... 337 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,827 SUMO-STYLE. 338 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,834 both: * FROM PARIS TO L.A. 339 00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,170 ♪ FROM LONDON TO BOMBAY 340 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,139 ♪ I'LL ROMANCE YOU EVERY DAY ♪ 341 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,474 ♪ THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT TO SAY 342 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:25,912 ♪ WHEN I ROCK YOUR WORLD, OOH, GIRL ♪ 343 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,880 ♪ I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD 344 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:29,249 W-W-W-WAIT. 345 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,418 SOMETHING IS MISSING, MAN. 346 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,553 OH, LASER LIGHTS. 347 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,756 DO IT, GIRL. 348 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,126 OH! 349 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,194 AAH! 350 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,863 THIS IS FOR BITING MY CALF. 351 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,565 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 352 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,400 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE TAKE FIVE 353 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,169 TILL THE CREW GETS THE POWER BACK ON. 354 00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:50,137 NIKKI, LET'S CUDDLE FOR WARMTH. 355 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,042 LOOK AT US, TED. WHAT ARE WE DOING? 356 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,245 OH, I GET IT. 357 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,580 THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU TRY TO PSYCH ME OUT? 358 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,183 NO. NO, REALLY, WHY-- 359 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,585 WHY WOULD YOU EVER AGREE TO DO A REALITY SHOW? 360 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,953 SAME REASON YOU DID. 361 00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:09,922 WE BOTH LOVE THE SPOTLIGHT. 362 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,226 I MEAN, COME ON, DAVID. 363 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,695 YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY 364 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,397 JUST BEING A STAY-AT-HOME DAD. 365 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,035 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TELLING YOU. 366 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,172 I MEAN, BEFORE YOU GUYS KNOCKED ON MY DOOR, 367 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,440 I WAS PERFECTLY CONTENT JUST BEING WITH MY FAMILY. 368 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,480 OH, YOU WERE-- YOU WERE BEING SERIOUS. 369 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,316 WELL, THEN, DO ME A FAVOR AND THROW THE MATCH. 370 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,785 NO ONE HAS SURVIVED MCLIVIN' WITH US, 371 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,920 AND I WANT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. 372 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:44,224 COME ON. I NEED THIS SHOW. 373 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:48,195 BUT MY CHARITY GETS THE MONEY. 374 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,797 DEAL. 375 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:56,636 AND WE'RE BACK. 376 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,206 RESUME-O SUMO. 377 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,212 YAAH! 378 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:13,085 AND THE HOBBS WIN! 379 00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:15,021 YES! YES! 380 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,056 YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! 381 00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,294 I MEANT WHAT I SAID ABOUT MY FAMILY, 382 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,797 BUT I DECIDED TO MAKE ME HAPPY. 383 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:29,369 'CAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, I LIKE ME MOST OF ALL. 384 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,440 THINK I WOULD HAVE LEARNED BY NOW-- 385 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,275 DON'T MESS WITH A HOBBS. 386 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,877 NOW YOU'RE CATCHING ON. 387 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:42,749 HEY, THANKS FOR GETTING ME OFF THE COUCH. 388 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,552 WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, 389 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,254 MATTHEW WAS CRAZY TO BREAK UP WITH YOU. 390 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,858 I TOLD YOU DOING THIS SHOW WAS A GOOD CALL. 391 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,860 - MM-HMM. - EMILY'S BACK TO HER OLD SELF, 392 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:56,028 AND I HAVE A VERY GOOD FEELING 393 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,298 THAT I'M NEVER GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE MCGINLEYS AGAIN. 394 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,667 AW. 395 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,871 FINGERS CROSSED. 396 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:09,942 WELL, TED, GIGI, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 397 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,312 XANDER. WE'RE LEAVING. 398 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,216 OH, BY THE WAY, DAVID, I HAD A COUPLE 399 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,386 OF THE CREW GUYS CHANGE YOUR DOORBELL. 400 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,621 ENJOY. 401 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:24,824 ♪ WHO KNOWS HOW, WHO KNOWS WHEN ♪ 402 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,860 ♪ BEFORE I EVEN KNEW IT, IT WAS TED PLUS TEN ♪ 403 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,765 HEY, WHERE ARE THE TWINS? 28446

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