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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,139 --> 00:00:10,314 I NEED YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING, GUYS. 2 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:12,273 THIS IS MOM'S GIFT FOR MOTHER'S DAY. 3 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:15,363 IT'S A PHOTO ALBUM. IT'S ALMOST DONE, OKAY? 4 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,539 I THINK IT'LL MAKE THE PERFECT SURPRISE GIFT. 5 00:00:17,669 --> 00:00:18,931 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - HASN'T MOM BEEN BEGGING YOU 6 00:00:19,062 --> 00:00:20,411 TO DO THIS FOR YEARS? 7 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,979 THAT'S THE SURPRISE, I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT. 8 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,242 IT'S THE STORY OF OUR FAMILY. LOOK AT THIS, LOOK. 9 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,027 HERE'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN, EMILY. 10 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,898 OH, MY EMILY. 11 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,466 HERE'S JANIE, WHEN YOU WERE BORN, LITTLE BABY. 12 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:32,858 JOE, HERE'S WHEN YOU WERE BORN. 13 00:00:32,989 --> 00:00:35,339 WHY IS MOM SCREAMING? 14 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,037 DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF JOE'S HEAD? 15 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,214 I NEED YOU GUYS TO DO ME A FAVOR. 16 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,737 I NEED YOU TO FINISH YOUR PERSONALIZED PAGES 17 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:43,086 BY TOMORROW NIGHT, YES? 18 00:00:43,217 --> 00:00:45,132 all: OKAY. - YES, OKAY. NEXT, 19 00:00:45,262 --> 00:00:46,568 MOTHER'S DAY, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING FOR MOM, 20 00:00:46,698 --> 00:00:49,310 AND HISTORICALLY, OUR PLANS HAVE NEVER GONE OVER WELL. 21 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,529 YEAH, SHE WAS NOT A BIG FAN OF BUNGEE JUMPING. 22 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:54,271 SHE WENT DOWN, AND HER LUNCH CAME UP. 23 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:57,796 AND THAT MURDER MYSTERY CRUISE JUST MADE HER SEASICK. 24 00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:01,148 IT WAS NO MYSTERY WHAT SHE HAD FOR DINNER THAT NIGHT, REMEMBER? 25 00:01:01,278 --> 00:01:03,715 - MORNING, GUYS. - HEY, THERE SHE IS! 26 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:04,803 MOMMY. 27 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:07,197 - MMM. - OHH, IT'S THE MOMMY. 28 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,460 HONEY, WE ARE GONNA GIVE YOU A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY, OKAY? 29 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,767 OH, GOSH AND GOLLY. 30 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:13,812 YOU GUYS HAVE GIVEN ME SO MANY WONDERFUL MOTHER'S DAYS 31 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,858 OVER THE YEARS. 32 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:18,643 WOW, FOR SUCH A GOOD ACTRESS, YOU COULDN'T EVEN SELL THAT. 33 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:21,646 OKAY, THIS YEAR, WE'RE GONNA GO OUT OF THE BOX A LITTLE BIT. 34 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,344 I MADE AN EXECUTIVE DECISION HERE. 35 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:24,258 - HUH. - WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO THIS YEAR, 36 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,521 IS WE'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT. 37 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:29,089 - REALLY? - YUP. 38 00:01:29,219 --> 00:01:31,917 WHAT A SURPRISE! 39 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,745 THIS IS JUST SO UNEXPECTED. 40 00:01:33,876 --> 00:01:36,008 OKAY, HERE'S HOW THE DAY'S GONNA GO. 41 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:37,836 FIRST OF ALL, I'M GONNA SLEEP IN 42 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:40,274 UNTIL I NATURALLY AWAKEN TO THE SOUND OF BIRDS 43 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,971 JUST CHIRPING. 44 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,801 AND IF THERE ARE NO BIRDS, FIND ME BIRDS. 45 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:48,325 DON'T YOU WANT US TO WAKE YOU WITH SWEET KISSES, MOMMY? 46 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:49,587 AW... 47 00:01:49,718 --> 00:01:50,936 NO. 48 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,329 THAT'S ALL RIGHT, BABY, 49 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,635 YOU CAN WAKE DADDY WITH SWEET KISSES. 50 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:56,551 - AW...NO. - PBBT. 51 00:01:56,681 --> 00:02:00,207 OKAY... WHEN I WAKE UP, 52 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:02,383 I WANT COFFEE, BREAKFAST, GIFTS, 53 00:02:02,513 --> 00:02:04,515 AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR LITTLE FACES AGAIN 54 00:02:04,646 --> 00:02:06,300 UNTIL YOU BRING ME DINNER. 55 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,780 AND I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST LOVING WAY, I DO. 56 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:10,391 SO PLEASE SIGN THE BOTTOM OF EACH PAGE, 57 00:02:10,521 --> 00:02:12,741 SO AS TO ENSURE THAT THERE IS NO WAY 58 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,786 THAT MY MOTHER'S DAY CAN BE RUINED. 59 00:02:14,917 --> 00:02:17,702 HELLO-O! 60 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:19,661 - GRANDMA MAGGIE. - MOM! 61 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:22,446 DID SOMEBODY ORDER ♪ LOVE? 62 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:25,188 GAWGEE! 63 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,973 - DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS COMING? - NO! WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE! 64 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:29,453 YEAH. 65 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:32,717 IS IT TOO LATE TO GO BUNGEE JUMPING? 66 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,817 OH, LOOK AT YOU GUYS! 67 00:02:45,948 --> 00:02:47,950 YOU'RE SO GROWN-UP. 68 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,909 ARE YOU GETTING BIGGER, OR AM I GETTING THINNER? 69 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,524 HI, MOM. - OH, MY BABY. 70 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:58,047 YOU LOOK AMAZING! 71 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,441 BUT OF COURSE, YOU HAVE MY GENES. 72 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:02,965 AND SPEAKING OF MY "GENES," 73 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:06,098 SIZE 6. PILATES! 74 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,710 MAGGIE, YOU LOOK GREAT. 75 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,538 - DON'T I? - YES. 76 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,540 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW MY SECRET? 77 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:15,804 VITAMINS MADE OF YAMS. 78 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:20,635 WOW. WELL, EVERY DAY MUST BE LIKE ♪ THANKSGIVING 79 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,725 YEAH, EXCUSE ME. 80 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:27,119 ALL RIGHT. 81 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,514 AMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 82 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:32,386 I'M PUTTING OUT ALL THE GIFTS YOUR MOM GAVE US 83 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:34,562 THROUGHOUT THE YEARS, SO I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR IT FROM HER. 84 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,781 REMEMBER THIS? - UH-HUH. 85 00:03:36,912 --> 00:03:38,479 AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF HERSELF SHE GAVE TO JOE 86 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:40,829 ON HIS FIFTH BIRTHDAY. - YEAH. GOOD PICTURE. 87 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:44,702 MM, AN ASHTRAY FROM HER POTTERY PHASE. 88 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:48,706 "MERRY CHRISTMAS, JANIE, FROM YOUR SMOKING HOT GAWGEE." 89 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,666 COME ON, AMY, SHE LIVES ALL ALONE IN VEGAS. 90 00:03:51,796 --> 00:03:56,279 HONEY, WHAT LIVES IN VEGAS SHOULD STAY IN VEGAS, OKAY? 91 00:03:56,410 --> 00:03:58,760 YOU KNOW SHE'S GONNA HIJACK THE ENTIRE DAY, DAVID. 92 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,152 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I THINK IT'S SWEET 93 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:02,024 THAT SHE WANTS TO SHARE MOTHER'S DAY WITH US. 94 00:04:02,154 --> 00:04:03,939 OH, HONEY, THE ONLY THING YOUR MOTHER SHARES 95 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,593 ARE STORIES ABOUT HERSELF. 96 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:09,292 PILATES? PLEASE. I KNOW A BUTT LIFT WHEN I SEE ONE. 97 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,860 HANG ON A SECOND. NOW, THIS IS GONNA SKEEVE ME OUT 98 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,689 A LITTLE BIT, BUT... THAT'S HER REAL BUTT. 99 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,952 EVERY CONVERSATION MAGGIE HAS 100 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:18,519 ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY BACK TO MAGGIE. 101 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:21,043 - IT DOES NOT. - HUH? OH, YEAH, YEAH. OBSERVE. 102 00:04:21,173 --> 00:04:25,613 OH, JANIE, YOUR SOMERSAULTS REMIND ME OF THE SUMMER I SPENT 103 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:28,659 WITH JEAN LUC FROM CIRQUE DU SOLEIL. 104 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:32,837 HE WAS SO... FLEXIBLE. 105 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:36,319 - YOUR MOTHER IN A NUTSHELL. - THAT'S A COINCIDENCE. 106 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:37,799 IS IT? 107 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:41,803 AND EMILY, YOU'VE BECOME A WOMAN. 108 00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:45,372 I REMEMBER HOW EXCITED I WAS WHEN MY BOOBIES CAME IN. 109 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:52,117 SHE'S--SHE'S EXCITED TO SEE THE KIDS, AMY. 110 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:54,685 AW, DAVID, YOU ALWAYS MAKE EXCUSES FOR HER. 111 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,731 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND, MY MOTHER IS BIGGER THAN LIFE, 112 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:59,777 BUT SHE'S NOT UNREASONABLE. I MEAN, YOU CAN TALK TO HER. 113 00:04:59,908 --> 00:05:02,258 I'VE TRIED, BUT EVERY TIME I DO, SHE FALLS ASLEEP. 114 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,520 WHAT? 115 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:06,001 THE MINUTE YOUR MOM WALKED INTO THE DOOR, 116 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,220 HER LITTLE JAZZ HANDS JUST PUSHED MY MOTHER'S DAY 117 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:09,918 OUT THE WINDOW TO ITS DEATH. 118 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,268 YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING. I PROMISE YOU 119 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:14,531 THAT YOUR MOTHER'S DAY WILL BE FANTASTIC, OKAY? 120 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:15,750 AW. 121 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:18,579 YOU'RE SO PRETTY. 122 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:23,627 OH, THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT, KEVIN. 123 00:05:23,758 --> 00:05:25,673 SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, AMY'S GONNA LOVE THIS PHOTO ALBUM. 124 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,501 YOU'RE SURPRISINGLY GOOD AT THIS. 125 00:05:27,631 --> 00:05:30,286 OH, WELL, I HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE. 126 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:32,288 THIS IS THE STORY OF US, DAVID. 127 00:05:32,419 --> 00:05:36,814 I MADE IT FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 128 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:38,512 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE AN IMPRESSIVE SCRAPBOOKER, KEVIN. 129 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,209 IF ONLY YOU COULD PUT THIS ENERGY 130 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,299 INTO SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS CREEPY. 131 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,388 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 132 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:46,911 OH, I ASKED YOUR MOM FOR A BABY PHOTO, 133 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,130 AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SENT ME. 134 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:49,479 IT'S YOU AT BIRTH, DAVID. - OOH! 135 00:05:49,610 --> 00:05:52,352 THAT'S YOU, CROWNING. 136 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:55,529 DAMN, MAN, YOU HAD GOOD HAIR EVEN THEN. 137 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:58,662 SEE THE CAPTION? "A STAR IS BORN." 138 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,751 HOW COULD YOU MISS IT? IT'S BEDAZZLED. 139 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:02,492 SO WHERE'S MY FAVORITE SHOWGIRL? 140 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:05,103 OH, SHE'S-- SHE'S WITH JANIE RIGHT-- 141 00:06:05,234 --> 00:06:06,496 MARCUS, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 142 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,193 DO YOU TNK MY MOTHER MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HERSELF? 143 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:11,240 PUT IT THIS WAY--WHEN KEVIN ASKED FOR A PICTURE OF YOU, 144 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:13,111 THIS IS WHAT SHE SENT. 145 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,984 IN MY ESTIMATION, THAT IS-- 146 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:19,944 WOW, WAY MORE HER THAN YOU. 147 00:06:20,075 --> 00:06:24,296 - THERE'S MY FAVORITE WRITER. - AND THERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND! 148 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,386 WHOO, WHOO! - OH! 149 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,518 SOMEONE'S BEEN WORKING OUT. 150 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:30,259 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 151 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,870 JANIE AND I ARE WORKING ON A LITTLE NUMBER 152 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,959 FOR MOTHER'S DAY. - OH, NO, NO, MOM, PLEASE, 153 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,657 JANIE HAS TO FINISH HER PERSONALIZED PAGE 154 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,093 FOR AMY'S SCRAPBOOK. 155 00:06:38,223 --> 00:06:41,096 THIS IS BETTER. FOLLOW ME. 156 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:49,017 FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 157 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:50,845 - LIGHTS! - CAMERA! 158 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:54,370 - JANIE! - CUT. 159 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:58,200 JANIE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY 160 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:01,333 "LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE!" - MOM? 161 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:02,726 - HUH? - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 162 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:05,033 YOU CAN'T DRESS HER LIKE THIS, SHE'S SIX. 163 00:07:05,163 --> 00:07:06,426 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 164 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,558 I DRESSED YOU LIKE THAT AT HER AGE, 165 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:11,343 AND WE BOTH KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 166 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:20,265 ONE WEEK LATER, 167 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:25,009 YOU WERE A DANCING SCHOOLBOY ON {\an8}THE WALTONS. 168 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,707 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, MOM. 169 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:27,664 JANIE, LET'S GO, I GOTTA GO BUY SOME MOTHER'S DAY GIFTS. 170 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:30,145 OH, NO, NO, NO. PLEASE, LEAVE HER WITH ME. 171 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:35,803 SHE CLEARLY NEEDS REHEARSAL. I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT? 172 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:36,804 MA, SHE HAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. 173 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,588 THAT'S HER PEE PEE DANCE. 174 00:07:38,719 --> 00:07:39,589 - OH. - PLEASE. 175 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,592 OKAY, HONEY. 176 00:07:42,723 --> 00:07:44,725 SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, I KNOCKED YOU OUT. 177 00:07:44,855 --> 00:07:45,856 HOW-- 178 00:07:45,987 --> 00:07:47,554 I THOUGHT YOU GOT A FIVE AND A THREE, 179 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,120 WHICH MEANS YOU CAN ONLY MOVE EIGHT SPACES. 180 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,731 I THINK YOU MISCOUNTED. 181 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:54,517 LOOK WHO'S DOING MATH. 182 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:56,258 JOE, I'M NOT GONNA GO EASY ON YOU. 183 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:59,087 JANIE, SHOULD I GO EASY ON YOU OR YOUR BROTHER? 184 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:00,305 NO, GAWGEE. 185 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:02,612 SEE? YOU'RE RIGHT, HONEY. 186 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:03,961 YOU JUST KEEP WORKING. 187 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,834 I WANT YOUR LEG KICKS TO EXTEND OVER YOUR HEAD. 188 00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:12,100 I'M TRYING, BUT MY LEGS AREN'T LONGER THAN MY BODY. 189 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,841 OH, HEY, GUYS-- 190 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,713 JOE, DID YOU FINISH THAT PAGE FOR MOM'S PHOTO ALBUM? 191 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,106 - OH, I'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW. - NO, NO, STAY. 192 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:20,021 DAVID, LEAVE THE BOY ALONE. 193 00:08:20,151 --> 00:08:23,720 HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER. 194 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,113 DAD, I NEED TO RUN TO THE LIBRARY. 195 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:29,204 TO WHAT, PAINT IT? 196 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:30,814 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 197 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:32,555 OH, WHAT, YOU DON'T-- YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 198 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:34,731 OH, I WISH I HAD YOUR FASHION SENSE. 199 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:37,734 OH, SWEETIE. NO GRANDDAUGHTER OF MINE 200 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:39,823 IS GONNA GO OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT. 201 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:43,000 YOU AND I ARE GOING SHOPPING. - THANKS, GRANDMA. 202 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:46,874 EMILY, WHAT--DID YOU JUST PLAY YOUR GRANDMOTHER? 203 00:08:47,004 --> 00:08:49,398 DAD, GRANDMA WANTS EVERYTHING TO BE ABOUT HER. 204 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,533 I LIKE NEW CLOTHES. IT'S A WIN/WIN. 205 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:58,538 11, 12, 13, 14. YOUR ROLL. 206 00:08:58,668 --> 00:09:01,802 BUT THE DICE ONLY GO TO 12. 207 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,718 ARE YOU GONNA TALK, OR ARE YOU GONNA PLAY? 208 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:09,505 OH, FINALLY, YOU'RE HERE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 209 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,072 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? - YOUR MOTHER, 210 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:13,074 SHE FOUND THE BOOK, AND SHE WANTED TO MAKE A FEW TWEAKS, 211 00:09:13,204 --> 00:09:16,207 AND I COULDN'T SAY NO. I OWE EVERYTHING TO HER. 212 00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,209 IF THERE WASN'T A HER, THERE WOULDN'T BE A YOU, 213 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,822 AND IF THERE WASN'T A YOU, THERE WOULDN'T BE AN "US." 214 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,911 IS THERE AN "US"? 215 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:28,785 UH, I HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM THAT SAYS THERE'S AN "US," SO... 216 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:32,049 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. SHE CHANGED EVERYTHING. 217 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,660 MOST OF THESE PICTURES INCLUDE HER! 218 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,792 YEAH, KEEP FLIPPING. 219 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:39,013 ♪ LIGHTS, CAMERA, MAGGIE 220 00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:43,060 ♪ OOH, YEAH, OOH, YEAH OOH, YEAH ♪ 221 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:46,803 ♪ OOH, YEAH 222 00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:50,546 ♪ OOH, YEAH 223 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:54,898 MY MOTHER'S OUT OF HER MIND. 224 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,726 YOU KNOW WHAT? AMY WAS RIGHT. 225 00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,686 IF I DON'T STOP HER, MY MOTHER IS GONNA RUIN MOTHER'S DAY. 226 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,992 ♪ OOH, YEAH 227 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,692 SORRY. UH-- 228 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,523 HEY, GUYS, GRANDMA AND I WANT TO TALK F-- 229 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,528 UM... 230 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,314 MOM, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 231 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:22,578 - I'M LISTENING. - OKAY, 232 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:27,496 THAT PHOTO ALBUM WAS A GIFT FOR AMY FOR MOTHER'S DAY, 233 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,411 AND WE ALL WORKED REALLY HARD ON IT, 234 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,414 AND YOU WENT IN THERE, AND YOU TURNED IT AROUND, 235 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,024 AND MADE IT ALL ABOUT Y-- 236 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,859 MOM? 237 00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,165 REALLY? 238 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:47,211 ♪ OOH, YEAH 239 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,736 SORRY, I-- 240 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,869 IT'S ADDICTING. 241 00:10:56,786 --> 00:11:00,311 OFTENTIMES, WHEN BRINGING OUR DOG INTO ANOTHER DOG'S HOME, 242 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:03,401 THERE'S IMMEDIATELY A FIGHT TO ESTABLISH DOMINANCE. 243 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,492 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, I'M NOT AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER. 244 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,190 I'M JUST TAKING A MOMENT TO WATCH {\an8}THE ANIMAL WHISPERER, 245 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,192 WHICH IS IN NO WAY AVOIDING YOUR MOTHER, 246 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,410 SO BEFORE YOU ACCUSE ME-- - HONEY. HON, HON, HONEY, HONEY, 247 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,021 I'M AVOIDING MY MOTHER. 248 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:16,806 HUH? 249 00:11:16,937 --> 00:11:19,591 I OWE YOU 17 YEARS OF APOLOGIES. 250 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,725 YOU WERE RIGHT, SHE MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT HER, 251 00:11:22,856 --> 00:11:24,205 AND SHE DID THE SLEEPING THING TO ME. 252 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,685 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 253 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:29,558 I--I'VE DREAMT OF THIS MOMENT. 254 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,561 I MEAN, HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN THAT ALL THESE YEARS? 255 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,477 BECAUSE--AND YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BUT... 256 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:36,957 YOU'RE A LOT LIKE YOUR MOM 257 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,088 IN THAT YOU TURN EVERYTHING BACK TO YOU. 258 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,350 I DO NOT TURN EVERYTHING BACK TO ME. 259 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:40,482 YEAH, YOU DO. 260 00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,440 I HAD A DOG LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS A KID! 261 00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:46,357 HIS NAME WAS BONZO. THAT DOG LOVED ME SO MUCH. 262 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,532 ALL RIGHT, HOW DO I STOP MY MOM 263 00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,491 FROM MAKING MOTHER'S DAY ALL ABOUT HER? 264 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,581 WELL, YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS, CAN YOU? 265 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,539 CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, 266 00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,977 YOU CAN TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS. 267 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:59,457 JUST A SIMPLE, AUDIBLE ALERT... 268 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:04,375 YOU CAN CONDITION AWAY UNWANTED BEHAVIOR, 269 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:07,248 AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, 270 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,858 A SPRITZ OF WATER TO THE SNOUT 271 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,730 WILL ALWAYS GET A DOG'S ATTENTION. 272 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,079 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 273 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,428 YES, I AM. 274 00:12:13,558 --> 00:12:16,561 WE SHOULD GET A DOG. 275 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:21,001 CAN YOU BELIEVE THE WAY THOSE TEENAGE BOYS 276 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,394 WERE LEERING AT US? 277 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:25,483 YOU WERE WORKING IT, GRANDMA. 278 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:28,399 I SAW THIS OUTFIT ON YOU, AND I JUST HAD TO HAVE IT TOO. 279 00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,925 OH, WELL, I DO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON PEOPLE, HONEY. 280 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:35,580 YOU CAN STILL BOUNCE A QUARTER OFF THIS TUSH. 281 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:39,193 OH, UM, HEY, MOM, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 282 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:42,544 NO, ACTUALLY, I WANTED TO GIVE JOE ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY 283 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,633 TO BEAT ME AT BACKGAMMON. 284 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,939 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO PLAY. 285 00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,985 MY WRIST STILL HURTS FROM TRYING TO ROLL A 14. 286 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,595 MOM, I-I-- 287 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,555 CHAMPIONS AREN'T BUILT IN A DAY--I WORKED HARD 288 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,732 TO BE THE BACKGAMMON CHAMPION AT THE FLAMINGO. 289 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:01,432 WHAT'S THAT NOISE? 290 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,565 YOU KNOW, IT REMINDS ME OF THIS CLICKING 291 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,785 I HAVE IN MY KNEE EVER SINCE THIS CHOREOGRAPHY MADE ME-- 292 00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,399 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 293 00:13:11,529 --> 00:13:13,357 YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S COMING FROM THE LIVING ROOM. 294 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:15,751 MAYBE. 295 00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,188 MOM--MOM, MOM, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. 296 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,060 - OH. - JUST LISTEN TO ME. 297 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,758 YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE ALL LOVE HAVING YOU HERE. 298 00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,020 OH, DAVID, I LOVE BEING HERE, 299 00:13:24,151 --> 00:13:25,674 AND YOU KNOW, I HAD AN IDEA. 300 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,110 MAYBE WHAT WE SHOULD DO ON MOTHER'S DAY-- 301 00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,200 I WAS RIGHT. IT IS IN HERE. 302 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,420 MOM. 303 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,987 - WHAT, I-- - M-- 304 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,771 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT PROBABLY 305 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:36,903 WE SHOULD START WITH A MIMOSA. 306 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,949 THERE IT IS AGAIN. 307 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,561 MOM, IF YOU JUST TRIED LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING, 308 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,172 MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T HEAR THE CLICKING. 309 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,739 OH, I THINK I WOULD HEAR IT. 310 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:52,048 YEAH, MY DOCTOR SAYS I HAVE THE EARS OF A 23-YEAR-OLD, 311 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,484 AND A BODY OF-- 312 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,927 EMILY, DO YOU THINK GRANDMA'S CHANGED? 313 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,232 I HOPE SO. I THINK THOSE JEGGINGS 314 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,582 WERE CUTTING OFF HER CIRCULATION. 315 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,149 NO, I MEAN HER. 316 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,412 SHE'S NOT THE SAME GRANDMA SHE WAS LAST VISIT. 317 00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,240 JOE, SHE'S EXACTLY THE SAME. 318 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,981 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CHANGED. 319 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,591 YOU'RE GROWING UP, AND YOU'RE STARTING TO SEE GRANDMA 320 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,158 FOR WHO SHE REALLY IS. 321 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:18,335 A SNEAKY CHEATER. 322 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,989 WHO ONLY CHEATS BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO BE 323 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,469 THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. 324 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:24,341 SHE'S NOT PERFECT, BUT WE CAN STILL LOVE HER. 325 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:28,128 I THINK I UNDERSTAND, EMILY. I AM GETTING MORE MATURE. 326 00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,043 JUST LAST YEAR, I THOUGHT FARTING IN FRONT OF GIRLS 327 00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,784 WAS FUNNY. 328 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,177 AND NOW, I SILENTLY SQUEEZE 'EM OUT 329 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:36,353 AND BLAME IT ON SOMEONE ELSE. 330 00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:40,749 WOW, YOU ARE BECOMING A MAN RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. 331 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:46,146 MOM, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T MEAN TO DO THIS, 332 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:49,105 BUT YOU HAVE A HABIT OF STEALING THE SPOTLIGHT 333 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,455 FROM EVERY PERSON THAT YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH. 334 00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:55,938 - DID YOU JUST SPRITZ ME? - YES, I DID. 335 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,809 YES, MOM, AND I WILL GO FROM MIST TO STREAM. 336 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,074 I WILL DO THAT IF YOU DON'T STOP. 337 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:05,861 MOM, IF YOU WANT THIS FAMILY TO HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP, 338 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,124 YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE STAGE. 339 00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,605 OH! 340 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,389 YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! 341 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,871 I'M SORRY, MOM. YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO WHAT I AM SAYING. 342 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,917 LIFE IS NOT A ONE-WOMAN SHOW! 343 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:20,397 YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE. 344 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:24,619 I HEAR YOU, AND I...UNDERSTAND. 345 00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,404 OKAY. GOOD, WELL, LET'S START THIS WEEKEND, OKAY? 346 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:30,451 THIS WEEKEND IS ALSO AMY'S MOTHER'S DAY TOO. 347 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,714 OKAY. 348 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,673 GOOD. OKAY, NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 349 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,806 I HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PUT THAT PHOTO ALBUM 350 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,112 BACK TO THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE. 351 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,636 CAN WE STILL KEEP POP-UP MAGGIE? 352 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,769 OH, NO. OH, NO. 353 00:15:47,337 --> 00:15:48,730 WELL, THIS IS PERFECT. 354 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,862 I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER MOTHER'S DAY. 355 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,168 QUICK TOAST. OKAY, TO THE-- 356 00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,605 TO THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT MOTHERS IN MY LIFE, 357 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,259 AND LET'S BE HONEST, 358 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,957 NEITHER ONE OF YOU WOULD BE A MOTHER WITHOUT ME. 359 00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:58,958 AH. 360 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,133 I LOVE YOU BOTH. 361 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,961 all: HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. 362 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:05,355 OH, LOOK AT US, AMY, CO-STARS. 363 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:10,230 AMY, I'D JUST LIKE TO ADD THAT WITHOUT YOU, 364 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,188 I WOULDN'T HAVE A PLACE TO LIVE, 365 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,451 AND, UM, MAGGIE, 366 00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,888 WITHOUT YOU BRINGING DAVID INTO THIS WORLD, 367 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:18,978 I WOULDN'T HAVE A REASON TO LIVE, 368 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,332 WELL, SINCE WE'RE ALL SHARING, 369 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,770 IS IT OKAY IF I SHARED SOME OF MY THOUGHTS? 370 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,511 YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, MOM. 371 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,081 IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION 372 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,605 THAT I MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT MYSELF, 373 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,216 SO FROM THIS POINT ON, 374 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,132 I WON'T BURDEN YOU WITH MY PRESENCE. 375 00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,133 - MOM-- - NO, NO. 376 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:47,006 JUST ENJOY YOUR BRUNCH. 377 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:51,010 I WILL TAKE A MENTAL PHOTO OF YOU TO MY GRAVE, 378 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:55,927 WHICH PROBABLY WILL BE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME. 379 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,366 ARE YOU DONE? 380 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,324 YES, I AM. 381 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,239 SHE'S NOT DONE. 382 00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:06,242 BUT JUST KNOW THAT THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME 383 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,723 WILL NOT GO TO WASTE. 384 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:13,336 ♪ THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME ♪ 385 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:19,560 ♪ WILL NE-EVER GO AWA-A-AY 386 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,910 ♪ BUT I WILL 387 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,826 ♪ SO... 388 00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:29,961 ♪ HAPPY MOTHER'S... 389 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:34,444 ♪ DA-A-AY! 390 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,968 YAY! 391 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,536 WHY IS NO ONE CLAPPING? 392 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:43,236 DAVID, HONEY, GO GET YOUR MOTHER. 393 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,803 NO. NO, I'M NOT. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS. 394 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,284 I AM NOT GONNA LET HER MAKE THIS MOTHER'S DAY ABOUT HER. 395 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,156 THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S DAY, 396 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:52,549 AND WE ARE GONNA CELEBRATE IT, OKAY? 397 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:56,292 DIG IN. DIG IN. 398 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,947 THIS GREAT? 399 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,907 BEST MOTHER'S DAY BREAKFAST EVER! EAT! 400 00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,301 DAVID, ANGRY EATING ISN'T GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING, OKAY? 401 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:08,043 YOU REALIZE THAT HER LEAVING IS MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT HER, 402 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,262 SO GO GET YOUR MOTHER. 403 00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:10,741 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE CAN HIDE. 404 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:14,310 SHE'S WEARING HER TAP SHOES. 405 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,748 OH, HEY, MARCUS, DID YOU SEE MY MOM? 406 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,142 SHE JUST WALKED OUT OF HERE ON MOTHER'S DAY. 407 00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,362 IT'S MOTHER'S DAY? UH--OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 408 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,668 YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS, DO YOU? 409 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,366 WHAT ABOUT SOME CANDY? - UH-- 410 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,889 WHAT ABOUT A CROCK POT? YOU GOT A CROCK POT? 411 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,456 NO, I-- CHECK THE PANTRY. 412 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:30,326 THERE MIGHT BE A PIE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 413 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,415 A PIE? I'LL TAKE A PIE. OKAY. 414 00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:34,504 UH-- 415 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,245 OKAY. - SHE'S NOT ANSWERING. 416 00:18:36,376 --> 00:18:38,465 MEANS I GOTTA DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 417 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,120 YOU SHOULD DRIVE THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 418 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,165 UH, MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU GO NORTH? 419 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,427 DA-DA--HUH. 420 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,735 YEAH, OKAY. - OH, YES. THANKS. 421 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,954 YEAH, I'MA TAKE MY PIE AND GO HOME. 422 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,042 - OKAY. - ALL I NEED IS A CARD. 423 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,261 NOW, LET ME GET-- - NO, NO, NO. 424 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,871 DON'T USE THOSE. THOSE ARE MADE OUT TO AMY. 425 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,395 OH, THAT'S OKAY. MY WIFE IS NOT GONNA READ IT. 426 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,788 SHE GONNA USE IT TO SCOOP UP THE PIE, AND THAT'S IT. 427 00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,228 SEE YOU, MARCUS. 428 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:09,148 JUST WISH MY MOM... KNEW HOW MUCH WE ALL MISSED HER. 429 00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:14,979 HOW MUCH WE ALL WANT TO HEAR THE END OF THAT SONG. 430 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:20,289 ♪ I TRIED TO RUN, I TRIED TO HIDE ♪ 431 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:24,424 ♪ BUT I NEVER EVEN MADE IT... 432 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:30,081 ♪ OUTSIDE 433 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,822 OKAY. 434 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,911 I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA DO THIS, MOM. 435 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,565 DAVID, REMEMBER, 436 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,612 I ALWAYS USED TO TELL YOU YOU WERE SPECIAL. 437 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:39,787 I REMEMBER. 438 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,355 WELL... 439 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:46,533 NOBODY EVER SAYS THAT TO ME ANYMORE. 440 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:52,408 MOM, BECAUSE... YOU NEVER GIVE THEM A CHANCE. 441 00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,758 REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID, AND I WAS AN UP-AND-COMING ACTOR, 442 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,804 YOU SAID TO ME, "IF YOU SING YOUR OWN PRAISES, 443 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,980 YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THE APPLAUSE." DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? 444 00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:02,244 SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE, YOU FORGOT IT. 445 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,593 I DIDN'T FORGET IT. 446 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,553 I WAS JUST AFRAID, IF I TOOK THE TIME TO LISTEN, 447 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,643 THERE'D BE NO APPLAUSE TO HEAR. 448 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:13,908 OH, MOM, COME ON. THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. 449 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:18,608 YOU ARE--YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, YOU'RE TALENTED, 450 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:22,133 AND YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME. 451 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,962 I LOVE YOU, MY SWEET BOY. 452 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,834 A LOT OF PEOPLE DO, MOM. 453 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,579 I LOVE YOU TOO. 454 00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,494 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, YOUR FAVORITE AUDIENCE 455 00:20:34,624 --> 00:20:36,539 IS WAITING FOR YOU, ALL RIGHT? 456 00:20:36,670 --> 00:20:38,106 - ALL RIGHT. - LET'S GO. 457 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,847 HEY, GUYS, GRANDMA'S BACK! 33775

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