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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,314 --> 00:01:35,942 Good morning, Boston Morning Express. Extension 52? 2 00:01:36,184 --> 00:01:38,448 Boston, Massachusetts calling Paris, France. 3 00:01:38,686 --> 00:01:41,417 We want the International Refugee Organization, 4 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:46,991 Children's Center Number 46 calling Mr. Peter Garvey, G-A-R-V-E-Y, 5 00:01:47,228 --> 00:01:50,960 person to person. Mr. George Degnan calling from Boston... 6 00:01:51,199 --> 00:01:53,964 "Wanted: a mother". That's not sob stuff! 7 00:01:54,202 --> 00:01:56,905 - That's good human interest! - Your Paris call is coming. 8 00:01:57,105 --> 00:02:01,372 Do you realize over 300 war orphans have been adopted here in Boston? 9 00:02:01,743 --> 00:02:05,043 Fire him? Fire Pete Garvey? Me? 10 00:02:05,279 --> 00:02:06,940 Why, I wouldn't fire him if... 11 00:02:07,181 --> 00:02:10,811 All right, you can get yourself another editor, Mr. F.C. 12 00:02:11,052 --> 00:02:13,282 He's perfectly right, I should fire him. 13 00:02:13,554 --> 00:02:16,023 - Where is that woman? Esther! - Yes, sir! 14 00:02:16,290 --> 00:02:18,349 - Get me Pete Garvey. - He's coming on. 15 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:20,321 - Who? - Pete Garvey, in Paris. 16 00:02:20,561 --> 00:02:23,155 - Operator, put him on. - "Robert Dulac, Number 401. 17 00:02:23,398 --> 00:02:26,857 "Robert is only 10 years old, but he's never had a childhood. 18 00:02:27,101 --> 00:02:29,468 "His parents were both killed in the late war." 19 00:02:29,737 --> 00:02:32,263 - Hello, Pete! Hiya, toots! - Give me that phone! 20 00:02:32,507 --> 00:02:35,738 Don't snap your twig, Mr. Degnan. He's doing a wonderful job. 21 00:02:35,977 --> 00:02:39,003 At least smile. Yelling won't bring him back. 22 00:02:39,247 --> 00:02:41,409 Peter, dear. I miss you, Peter. 23 00:02:41,649 --> 00:02:45,449 I've told you by letter, by cable, by carrier pigeon that I miss you. 24 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:49,281 Now it's costing me an overseas call to tell you I miss you, Peter. 25 00:02:49,557 --> 00:02:53,994 Get your... Get yourself back here immediately or you're fired. 26 00:02:54,362 --> 00:02:56,353 Why didn't you answer my cables, you...? 27 00:02:56,597 --> 00:02:58,691 George, there's children in the room. Nix. 28 00:02:58,933 --> 00:03:01,231 I'm taking you off salary, so help me, Pete! 29 00:03:01,469 --> 00:03:04,772 You get back here on the first plane or you can stay in Paris forever. 30 00:03:04,972 --> 00:03:07,134 Now, are you coming back or not? 31 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:09,742 Hello? Hello? 32 00:03:09,977 --> 00:03:14,471 You peanut-brained son of a peanut-brained kangaroo, you still on? 33 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:17,014 Hello! Hello? Pete, you hear what I said? 34 00:03:17,251 --> 00:03:20,152 George, I'm sorry, you're just not getting through to me. 35 00:03:20,421 --> 00:03:22,724 - I'll call you back later. - You stay on this phone! 36 00:03:22,924 --> 00:03:26,194 I can't. I gotta go practice baseball with my team, the Notre Dame Tigers. 37 00:03:26,394 --> 00:03:29,197 We lost a thriller last week, 48 to 47. We gotta go practice. 38 00:03:29,397 --> 00:03:32,958 We're playing the United Nations Cubs. We'll win, because I'm pitching. 39 00:03:35,503 --> 00:03:37,665 Oh, it's the mailman! 40 00:03:37,905 --> 00:03:39,339 Yeah. 41 00:03:40,274 --> 00:03:42,710 That's always a big event here, George, the mailman. 42 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:45,277 - Hello, Pierre! - Hello, Pierre! 43 00:03:45,513 --> 00:03:47,038 Bonjour, Monsieur Garvey! 44 00:03:48,015 --> 00:03:50,952 They don't get any letters, these kids, but the mailman's wife 45 00:03:51,152 --> 00:03:52,642 bakes them cookies every day. 46 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,756 You know why they don't get any letters? 47 00:03:54,956 --> 00:03:57,891 I'll tell you why, because they don't belong to anybody. 48 00:03:58,159 --> 00:04:01,229 I'm touched, there's a lump in my throat, my heart is bleeding. 49 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:04,065 Oh, but you'll rally, George. You'll rally. Fight, pitch. 50 00:04:04,265 --> 00:04:06,859 Your article on Robert Dulac touched me... 51 00:04:07,101 --> 00:04:09,069 Oh, Bobby! Say, he's some kid. 52 00:04:09,303 --> 00:04:12,106 He speaks English. Yeah, and he's a natural second baseman. 53 00:04:12,306 --> 00:04:15,708 Goes to his right or his left, throws underhand, switch hitter. 54 00:04:15,943 --> 00:04:18,646 Do you think the Express pays you a salary to teach punks 55 00:04:18,846 --> 00:04:20,644 to play baseball and shoot marbles? 56 00:04:20,882 --> 00:04:23,332 - It keeps him out of the pool halls. - Who cares? 57 00:04:23,551 --> 00:04:26,721 Besides, he just sort of took to me. You remember, like I took to you? 58 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:29,023 AH I remember is, Fm stopping your articles. 59 00:04:29,223 --> 00:04:30,418 - What? - Yes! 60 00:04:30,691 --> 00:04:33,319 Bobby, go get the mail, will you? 61 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:39,233 Look, you can't do this to me. There's still 26 children here! 62 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:41,936 I've got to, Pete. The war orphan racket's milked dry. 63 00:04:42,136 --> 00:04:43,331 It isn't news anymore. 64 00:04:43,571 --> 00:04:46,541 Not news? What are you saying? A good idea is always news. 65 00:04:46,774 --> 00:04:49,310 This is the best idea since the invention of the wheel! 66 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:52,680 There's 60 nations taking care of these waifs, providing homes for them, 67 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:55,350 and there's five million hot meals every day in Europe, 68 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:57,852 the Near East, in Asia, and in the Iron Curtain... 69 00:04:58,052 --> 00:05:00,488 Why, UNESCO'S building children's homes everywhere! 70 00:05:00,688 --> 00:05:02,588 We need a hypo, something sensational. 71 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:05,759 I got just the idea for you. The Far East. 72 00:05:06,027 --> 00:05:08,962 - Far East? - Yeah. That's the hot spot. 73 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:13,792 Burma, Indochina, Hong Kong, just the place for the old Pete Garvey 74 00:05:14,035 --> 00:05:15,370 and his sizzling typewriter. 75 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:16,833 - Far East, huh? - Yeah! 76 00:05:17,071 --> 00:05:20,171 Now you're beginning to reach me. You're getting through to me. 77 00:05:20,408 --> 00:05:24,208 - This is for Mr. Garvey. - Oh, a letter for Mr. Garvey. 78 00:05:24,445 --> 00:05:25,879 Who wants to take it to him? 79 00:05:39,894 --> 00:05:42,454 Mr. Garvey told me to bring his mail today! 80 00:05:42,697 --> 00:05:46,531 Pete Garvey is my friend! Anybody don't like it, gets a sock in the nose! 81 00:05:46,767 --> 00:05:48,599 Sock in the nose! 82 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:51,138 Robert! 83 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:55,374 - That's he, that's Bobby. - That's Bobby. 84 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:58,960 Come here a moment. I want to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Godfrey. 85 00:05:59,213 --> 00:06:00,281 - Come on let's go! - Bobby! Bobby, come here! 86 00:06:00,481 --> 00:06:02,350 - Come on let's go! - Bobby! Bobby, come here! 87 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,450 Now, Bobby! 88 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,548 - That was Bobby. - He's just a little shy. 89 00:06:07,822 --> 00:06:09,756 We might as well adopt a rabbit. 90 00:06:10,725 --> 00:06:13,161 Mr. Garvey. A very nice couple are here from America, 91 00:06:13,361 --> 00:06:15,029 - they want to adopt Bobby! - Good! 92 00:06:15,229 --> 00:06:17,398 - But he... - I know, you can't catch him, huh? 93 00:06:17,598 --> 00:06:21,193 - Every time, he runs! - He's a shifty little sprout, all right. 94 00:06:21,435 --> 00:06:23,738 - You are leaving us? - Yep, paper called me back. 95 00:06:23,938 --> 00:06:25,907 It will break Bobby's heart. He adores you. 96 00:06:26,107 --> 00:06:27,408 What are we gonna do with him? 97 00:06:27,608 --> 00:06:30,942 Please, we must place him before you go. Come! 98 00:06:31,178 --> 00:06:34,148 Oh, this is a wonderful little guy. I can vouch for his honesty, 99 00:06:34,348 --> 00:06:36,350 his intelligence, and his sunny disposition. 100 00:06:36,550 --> 00:06:39,654 He's practically a combination of Joe DiMaggio and Monsieur Beaucaire. 101 00:06:39,854 --> 00:06:41,289 Make with the manners, Bobby. 102 00:06:41,489 --> 00:06:43,858 Oh, Bobby! He just does this every once in a while. 103 00:06:44,058 --> 00:06:47,328 It's a nervous habit from the bomb shock. A little care, attention... 104 00:06:47,528 --> 00:06:50,665 Personally, I do not care for children, it is just that my wife... 105 00:06:50,865 --> 00:06:53,401 Quiet, Walter. We'll come some other time, Mr. Garvey. 106 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:57,401 Mr. Walter Godfrey... Aren't you with the Boston Philharmonic Orchestra? 107 00:06:57,638 --> 00:07:00,437 The Boston Philharmonic Orchestra is with me. 108 00:07:00,675 --> 00:07:03,644 Oh, you'll excuse my unfortunate phrasing. I got a kid here... 109 00:07:03,844 --> 00:07:05,680 You do recognize talent when you see it. 110 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,279 - Go get Theresa. - Theresa! 111 00:07:07,515 --> 00:07:09,617 Don't you think we'd better tell them that...? 112 00:07:09,817 --> 00:07:11,252 - Theresa! - Listen to amateurs? 113 00:07:11,452 --> 00:07:13,477 Now, here, this is wonderful! 114 00:07:14,822 --> 00:07:17,723 - Oh, dear. - Oh, the poor hat. 115 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:21,395 Mr. Garvey, I am not interested. I hate children! 116 00:07:21,662 --> 00:07:24,098 Aren't they a pain? Good thing you didn't take Bobby, 117 00:07:24,298 --> 00:07:25,933 he has absolutely no ear for music. 118 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:29,170 He'd have driven a great musician like yourself out of your mind! 119 00:07:29,370 --> 00:07:31,672 But this is something. Theresa, I want you to meet 120 00:07:31,872 --> 00:07:34,000 Mr. and Mrs. Walter Godfrey, from America. 121 00:07:34,241 --> 00:07:36,039 They're in the market for a child. 122 00:07:36,277 --> 00:07:39,046 - She's a bit older than we planned. - They're all too old! 123 00:07:39,246 --> 00:07:41,883 Mr. Godfrey is a great musician from America. Understand? 124 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,983 Si, signore. 125 00:07:44,652 --> 00:07:47,755 Her mother was a great musician, but she wouldn't entertain the enemy. 126 00:07:47,955 --> 00:07:50,291 All she left Theresa was just her glorious voice. 127 00:07:50,491 --> 00:07:54,928 You're going to hear a thing, you'll be grateful to me for the rest of your life. 128 00:08:00,801 --> 00:08:03,930 "Caro Nome"? Why can't she sing some little song? 129 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:48,855 Beautiful. 130 00:12:49,323 --> 00:12:51,189 Beautiful! 131 00:12:51,792 --> 00:12:55,751 Come here, my child. I want to kiss you. 132 00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:00,398 Yes, 133 00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:02,859 Theresa's blind. 134 00:13:12,012 --> 00:13:13,946 But she has a heart and a throat 135 00:13:14,181 --> 00:13:17,151 and that's what you use to sing songs with, isn't it? 136 00:13:25,159 --> 00:13:29,995 Oh, my dear. My dear. Walter, let's take her home! 137 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,765 Home? 138 00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:36,533 She will be in the Metropolitan and Carnegie Hall. 139 00:13:40,307 --> 00:13:42,833 The contracts, the papers... 140 00:13:45,379 --> 00:13:47,939 The papers! I want the papers! 141 00:13:48,182 --> 00:13:51,049 Get the papers! Sign up the papers immediately. 142 00:13:53,987 --> 00:13:56,922 Isn't that wonderful? We finally got a home for Theresa! 143 00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,726 - What? - Will I ever get a house? 144 00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:00,326 Why, you can't miss, Marcel. 145 00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:03,164 You've already got about the best house in the world. 146 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:06,864 Close in here a minute, kids, and I'll see if I can get through to you. 147 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:10,931 In your heart you have a playroom 148 00:14:11,171 --> 00:14:15,802 To enjoy every toy, every game 149 00:14:16,076 --> 00:14:20,411 Sonny, you've got a house Your own little house 150 00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:23,878 And it's registered in your name 151 00:14:24,118 --> 00:14:28,385 Now, take your eyes Why, they're the windows 152 00:14:28,722 --> 00:14:32,681 Showing you every view in the sun 153 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:37,295 Honey, you've got a house Well, your own little house 154 00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:41,195 And it's better than anyone 155 00:14:41,435 --> 00:14:45,599 So just keep the outside shined up 156 00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:49,673 And the inside free from gloom 157 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:53,111 Take care of your house And you'll wind up 158 00:14:53,347 --> 00:14:57,784 This is a duplex. Having fun in every room 159 00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:02,216 And your head, now that's the attic 160 00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:06,756 Full of memories and keepsakes To choose 161 00:15:06,994 --> 00:15:08,655 Sonny, you've got a house 162 00:15:08,896 --> 00:15:10,990 Man, that's a pre-war house 163 00:15:11,231 --> 00:15:14,496 And it costs just a smile to use. 164 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,565 And as long as you Can meet that payment 165 00:15:18,806 --> 00:15:21,901 Why, you can't lose 166 00:15:23,577 --> 00:15:27,775 Now, take your hands The tools you work with 167 00:15:28,015 --> 00:15:31,815 You'll be thrilled When you build something nice 168 00:15:32,052 --> 00:15:35,215 Umbriago, what a house! Why, it's colossal! 169 00:15:35,489 --> 00:15:38,288 Let me hear that note again. What a note! What a note! 170 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:40,525 Here, keep this, I got a million of them. 171 00:15:40,794 --> 00:15:44,196 Now, take your skin Say, that's the paint job 172 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,728 More of a spray job. 173 00:15:45,966 --> 00:15:48,628 Lots of sleep helps to keep it aglow. 174 00:15:48,869 --> 00:15:50,669 - Pete, en français! - En français. 175 00:15:57,377 --> 00:15:59,106 - English! - Thank you. 176 00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:02,475 You don't have to run From the landlords 177 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:06,744 Though you haven't got a sou 178 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:11,082 Here you can live Like the princes and lords 179 00:16:11,358 --> 00:16:14,760 And your address is Rue de la you, you... 180 00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:16,190 - Me? - Oui. 181 00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:19,127 Take your ears Now, they're the doorway 182 00:16:19,366 --> 00:16:20,765 I got gates. 183 00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:24,662 Where the songs of the birds Come to call 184 00:16:24,905 --> 00:16:29,433 Now, you've heard about your house Your own little house 185 00:16:29,676 --> 00:16:33,078 But here comes the best part of all 186 00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:35,772 You can hang the dreams you want 187 00:16:36,016 --> 00:16:40,510 As pictures on the wall 188 00:16:44,191 --> 00:16:45,818 Lunch! Well, there they go! 189 00:16:46,093 --> 00:16:49,620 Andre broke in front, Pierre in second, here comes Marcel way in third! 190 00:16:49,863 --> 00:16:51,922 Whoa, Marcel! Let her go, boy! Go, boys! 191 00:16:59,573 --> 00:17:05,205 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening Tell 'em I'll be there 192 00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:10,611 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening Better save a chair 193 00:17:12,753 --> 00:17:14,221 There you are, huh? 194 00:17:14,454 --> 00:17:17,257 You know, that's the fifth set of parents you've turned down. 195 00:17:17,457 --> 00:17:19,426 What's the matter? Don't you want any folks? 196 00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:22,994 I have got folks. You are my folks. Aren't you, Pete? 197 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:24,493 Oh, boy. 198 00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,566 Aren't you, Pete? 199 00:17:34,007 --> 00:17:35,441 I warned you about this. 200 00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:38,509 I told you time after time, I couldn't stay here forever. 201 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,380 You are leaving, Pete? 202 00:17:44,851 --> 00:17:47,252 A man's got a job, he's got a job, hasn't he? 203 00:17:47,521 --> 00:17:50,616 Don't you have any idea of what's going on in the Far East? 204 00:17:51,525 --> 00:17:55,291 My boss needs me, George Degnan. Raised me from a pup. 205 00:17:55,529 --> 00:17:58,766 Everything I know, good, bad, or indifferent, old George taught me. 206 00:17:58,966 --> 00:18:01,268 The first time I saw him, I wasn't bigger than you. 207 00:18:01,468 --> 00:18:05,496 I didn't have any father, so I just sort of latched onto George. 208 00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:08,575 Can't throw a guy like that out the window when he needs you. 209 00:18:08,775 --> 00:18:10,869 And he needs me, see? 210 00:18:11,445 --> 00:18:14,608 Besides, you and me, we're better than folks, we're friends. 211 00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:18,307 Just like I got friends in Brazil and Alaska. You're my Paris friend. 212 00:18:18,552 --> 00:18:20,919 Goodbye, Mr. Garvey. 213 00:18:22,656 --> 00:18:24,351 Goodbye, Mr. Dulac... 214 00:18:27,127 --> 00:18:30,961 - Goodbye, Suzi. - Tais-toi! Shake hands. 215 00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,301 Hey. 216 00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:38,105 Don't we always leave them singing? 217 00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:40,865 Sure, Pete, sure. We always leave them singing. 218 00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:46,370 - In the cool, cool, cool of the evening - In the cool, cool, coo! of the evening 219 00:18:46,613 --> 00:18:49,013 - Tell 'em I'll be there - Tell 'em I'll be there 220 00:18:49,282 --> 00:18:54,618 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening Better save a chair 221 00:18:55,055 --> 00:19:00,425 When the party's getting a glow on And singing fills the air 222 00:19:00,694 --> 00:19:03,595 In the shank of the night when the... 223 00:19:17,944 --> 00:19:21,744 What've we got...? Oh, Miss Emmadel Jones. 224 00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:24,380 Nice timing. 225 00:19:25,085 --> 00:19:26,746 A record? 226 00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:38,390 Hello, Mr. Garvey. Remember me? 227 00:19:38,632 --> 00:19:40,896 - Is the voice familiar? - Let me seem... 228 00:19:41,134 --> 00:19:42,602 - No? - Don't tell me now... 229 00:19:42,903 --> 00:19:44,738 Why don't you relax and light your pipe? 230 00:19:44,938 --> 00:19:46,373 Maybe it'll come back to you. 231 00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:49,941 - I can almost see you now. - My name is Jones. Emmadel Jones. 232 00:19:50,177 --> 00:19:52,279 - The girl you left behind you. - Hello, Emmy. 233 00:19:52,479 --> 00:19:53,674 Way behind you. 234 00:19:54,014 --> 00:19:55,849 You'll forgive this unmaidenly intrusion 235 00:19:56,049 --> 00:19:58,416 into the male privacy of your bachelor room, 236 00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:00,988 but I think you're old enough now to be told about 237 00:20:01,188 --> 00:20:03,657 those interesting things called "the facts of life". 238 00:20:03,857 --> 00:20:06,360 - Well, tell me all. - I read a book last night called 239 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,221 What Every Young Girl Should Know. 240 00:20:08,462 --> 00:20:13,332 And I was amazed at the things that apparently go on with normal people. 241 00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:17,470 So I intend to try them on my piano, every one of them. 242 00:20:17,704 --> 00:20:21,766 In other words, I intend to get married... to get married... 243 00:20:22,008 --> 00:20:25,638 - Steady. Steady, girl. - ... to get married... to get married... 244 00:20:25,879 --> 00:20:27,574 But not to you, darling. 245 00:20:27,814 --> 00:20:31,409 So stop trembling and call the blood back into your ashen little cheeks. 246 00:20:31,651 --> 00:20:33,983 I wouldn't frighten you for the world. 247 00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:37,554 I remember too well how sick you looked three years ago 248 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:40,891 when we went down to the City Hall to get our marriage license. 249 00:20:41,128 --> 00:20:43,722 I also remember how quickly you recovered 250 00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:47,696 when our mutual friend, your boss and fellow conspirator, 251 00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:49,959 Mr. George Degnan, came through with that 252 00:20:50,203 --> 00:20:53,400 miraculous Paris assignment that permitted you to escape 253 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,769 - at the very last second. - Good old George. 254 00:20:57,010 --> 00:21:00,947 You told me tenderly to get a job and wait for you. I did. 255 00:21:01,181 --> 00:21:03,843 - Good. - I've been waiting three years now. 256 00:21:04,084 --> 00:21:05,279 Waiting and running. 257 00:21:05,519 --> 00:21:07,721 Yes, running around desks, staying true to you. 258 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,456 - Good girl! - I'm tired of running, 259 00:21:09,656 --> 00:21:10,817 so I'm gonna slow down. 260 00:21:11,091 --> 00:21:12,718 In fact, I'm gonna stand stiff 261 00:21:12,993 --> 00:21:15,860 and the first egghead who catches me can have me! 262 00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:19,129 I was born to be a mother, not a poised pencil! 263 00:21:19,366 --> 00:21:22,336 And do you realize that if you were half the man you think you are, 264 00:21:22,536 --> 00:21:24,664 I'd be the mother of a brood by now? 265 00:21:25,071 --> 00:21:26,903 There'd be one in the fifth grade... 266 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,408 In the fifth grade... in the fifth grade... 267 00:21:28,608 --> 00:21:29,042 In the fifth grade... in the fifth grade... 268 00:21:29,242 --> 00:21:31,870 - Look out, wait a minute. - In the fifth grade... 269 00:21:32,112 --> 00:21:36,276 ... and another in the second grade and maybe even et cetera, et cetera. 270 00:21:36,516 --> 00:21:38,785 - Such are the fortunes of love - Oh, they're twins? 271 00:21:38,985 --> 00:21:40,316 In the newspaper business. 272 00:21:40,587 --> 00:21:43,386 I cannot, however, permit myself to stare childless 273 00:21:43,623 --> 00:21:46,123 at the prospect of old age in a home for spinsters! 274 00:21:46,793 --> 00:21:50,320 So I have been walking around windy corners lately. 275 00:21:51,398 --> 00:21:52,593 Emmy. 276 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,029 In other words, Peter Garvey, we're through! 277 00:21:55,268 --> 00:21:57,259 - Finished! Kaput! - Kaput, yet. 278 00:21:57,504 --> 00:22:01,031 So good day, good evening, goodbye and... 279 00:22:01,274 --> 00:22:04,904 - Bon voyage. - Drop dead, my dear stinker! 280 00:22:05,278 --> 00:22:07,679 And may you stew in your ink-stained bachelorhood 281 00:22:07,914 --> 00:22:10,576 the rest of your selfish, carefree days! 282 00:22:10,817 --> 00:22:12,080 She still loves me. 283 00:22:12,319 --> 00:22:15,186 P.S. Knowing how conceited you are, 284 00:22:15,455 --> 00:22:17,024 I know what you're thinking now, 285 00:22:17,224 --> 00:22:22,594 and this is to inform you that I do not still love you... Still love you... 286 00:22:22,829 --> 00:22:25,129 - Encore. - Still love you... still love you... 287 00:22:25,332 --> 00:22:27,994 - Once more. Kid's mad for me. - Still love you... 288 00:22:28,235 --> 00:22:30,795 Still love you... still love you... 289 00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,226 Hey, Bobby? 290 00:22:56,463 --> 00:22:57,828 You want me, Pete? 291 00:22:58,064 --> 00:22:59,998 - What grade are you in? - Fifth. 292 00:23:03,370 --> 00:23:05,964 Well, what do you know! The fifth? 293 00:23:34,567 --> 00:23:37,059 Attention, please. Attention, please. 294 00:23:37,304 --> 00:23:39,773 Announcing the arrival of Flight Number Seven, 295 00:23:40,006 --> 00:23:42,304 the Star of Paris, at Gate Number Four... 296 00:23:42,542 --> 00:23:44,237 I beg your pardon. 297 00:23:45,845 --> 00:23:48,280 - Emmadel Jones! - George Degnan! 298 00:23:48,515 --> 00:23:50,784 - It's been years! - I'm even happy to see you. 299 00:23:50,984 --> 00:23:53,920 Well, if you don't look like a Christmas tree waiting for Santa... 300 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:55,655 - I didn't know it showed. - Showed? 301 00:23:55,855 --> 00:23:58,225 They won't need landing lights. What's the big idea? 302 00:23:58,425 --> 00:24:00,494 I have a very special oil in my lamp tonight. 303 00:24:00,694 --> 00:24:03,425 Could it be burning for someone on this plane? 304 00:24:03,663 --> 00:24:05,256 Could. 305 00:24:05,498 --> 00:24:08,866 "Oil your lamp. The bridegroom cometh 306 00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:10,570 "on Flight Seven, Tuesday night. 307 00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:13,239 "Meet me and expect surprise. Pete." 308 00:24:13,473 --> 00:24:15,805 Why, that unpredictable... 309 00:24:16,042 --> 00:24:18,192 He didn't say anything to me about marriage! 310 00:24:18,411 --> 00:24:19,674 He's learning. 311 00:24:19,913 --> 00:24:22,575 And no more assignments to those faraway places, 312 00:24:22,816 --> 00:24:25,649 because I'm gonna housebreak him. 313 00:24:26,453 --> 00:24:29,013 Well, turn up your wick. He cometh. 314 00:24:29,556 --> 00:24:32,425 Just stick around. You're gonna see the greatest love scene since 315 00:24:32,625 --> 00:24:34,093 somebody met somebody. 316 00:24:46,639 --> 00:24:48,300 He cometh not. 317 00:24:48,942 --> 00:24:51,934 Miss, wasn't there a Peter Garvey on that plane? 318 00:24:52,178 --> 00:24:54,044 Peter Garvey? 319 00:24:54,714 --> 00:24:56,808 No, sir. Sorry. 320 00:25:01,087 --> 00:25:03,454 Well, he said to expect a surprise. 321 00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:05,522 Yes, he did. 322 00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:07,693 I should have known better! 323 00:25:08,862 --> 00:25:12,355 Here. You're the one he's married to, anyway. 324 00:25:18,738 --> 00:25:20,035 No appetite, huh? 325 00:25:20,273 --> 00:25:22,605 For two weeks, he's eaten less than a bird. 326 00:25:27,414 --> 00:25:29,041 Acute melancholia. 327 00:25:29,849 --> 00:25:32,079 The best medicine is complete change. 328 00:25:32,952 --> 00:25:35,255 I'll recommend him tomorrow to the Director General. 329 00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:36,705 - Thank you. - Good night. 330 00:25:36,956 --> 00:25:38,856 - Good night. - You must eat something. 331 00:25:39,092 --> 00:25:40,794 Do you want to starve yourself to death? 332 00:25:40,994 --> 00:25:43,429 You will have to forget Monsieur Garvey. 333 00:25:43,696 --> 00:25:46,933 Starving yourself isn't gonna bring him back. He's gone to America. 334 00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:50,728 He wouldn't forget his typewriter and his clothes. 335 00:25:51,471 --> 00:25:55,305 Newspapermen are not like other people. They're crazy! They're... 336 00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,210 Plenty crazy, and you're not kidding. 337 00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:59,640 - Hi, Bobby, Suzi. - Where have you been? 338 00:25:59,879 --> 00:26:01,848 Where? I've been all over France like a tent. 339 00:26:02,048 --> 00:26:03,583 Afoot, on horseback and by scooter. 340 00:26:03,783 --> 00:26:05,852 And I got an hour and a half to catch my plane. 341 00:26:06,052 --> 00:26:09,602 What a deal! What a hassle I got into. I gotta have a birth certificate! 342 00:26:09,856 --> 00:26:11,892 I go to the Consul, the Bureau of Immigration. 343 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,424 Can I get it? No. Why? Because I'm a bachelor. 344 00:26:14,661 --> 00:26:15,961 And can I get it in Paris? 345 00:26:16,196 --> 00:26:18,688 C'est impossible. I must go to Saint-Nazaire. 346 00:26:18,998 --> 00:26:21,268 I'm famished! Well, I hightail it to Saint-Nazaire. 347 00:26:21,468 --> 00:26:24,537 I look all over town, I talk to everybody. Nobody knows about it. 348 00:26:24,737 --> 00:26:27,474 One old fellow with a mustache out here, says, "Try Alençon." 349 00:26:27,674 --> 00:26:30,700 Off I go to Alençon. Empty. A complete blank. Nothing. 350 00:26:30,944 --> 00:26:34,114 One guy gave me a lead. He said, "Try the priest." "Where's the priest?" 351 00:26:34,314 --> 00:26:37,217 "Removed. He's now at Orléans." I go to Orléans, can't find him. 352 00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:39,579 He's not in town. He's out picking grapes. 353 00:26:39,819 --> 00:26:42,455 So I joined the grape-picking outfit. No food, no money, 354 00:26:42,655 --> 00:26:44,190 have to wash my shirt in the river. 355 00:26:44,390 --> 00:26:47,594 Eat with horses, sleep with chickens, wake up with an omelet on my chest. 356 00:26:47,794 --> 00:26:50,297 - But you got your birth certificate? - Not my birth... 357 00:26:50,497 --> 00:26:52,297 - Bobby's birth certificate! - Bobby? 358 00:26:52,765 --> 00:26:56,224 Emmadel. She must think I joined the Foreign Legion or something. 359 00:26:56,469 --> 00:26:59,839 Bobby, do me a favor. Next time you're born, don't be so sneaky about it. 360 00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:01,841 Arrange to be born somewhere they know you. 361 00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:05,178 Another thing: Don't be a bachelor, even if you have to get married. 362 00:27:05,378 --> 00:27:07,747 You build yourself up into a respectable citizen, 363 00:27:07,947 --> 00:27:10,050 then try to adopt, and they think you're a cheat, 364 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:13,353 - you're a thief, a crook, a liar. - You are adopting somebody, Pete? 365 00:27:13,553 --> 00:27:15,422 Why do you think I've been all over France? 366 00:27:15,622 --> 00:27:17,590 We're taking the plane for America today. 367 00:27:17,790 --> 00:27:20,054 Home and mother await you! 368 00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:21,928 Pete's going to be my father! 369 00:27:22,128 --> 00:27:24,364 I have to write Emmadel and tell her all about it. 370 00:27:24,564 --> 00:27:26,555 Marie, we must get Bobby's clothes. 371 00:27:33,072 --> 00:27:34,904 Hey, whoa! 372 00:27:36,676 --> 00:27:37,905 All right, all right. 373 00:27:38,144 --> 00:27:41,079 We're going to America to Boston to see the Red Sox! 374 00:27:41,314 --> 00:27:42,615 Pete's gonna be our father! 375 00:27:42,815 --> 00:27:44,783 Wonderful! Wonderful! 376 00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:47,282 We're going to get our clothes. 377 00:27:47,554 --> 00:27:50,390 - How's Suzi taking it, Bob? - She is as glad as I am, Pete. 378 00:27:50,590 --> 00:27:52,125 Good. I was a little worried about Suzi, you know. 379 00:27:52,325 --> 00:27:52,759 Good. I was a little worried about Suzi, you know. 380 00:27:52,959 --> 00:27:56,395 Suzi does not care where she goes as long as she is with me. 381 00:27:56,663 --> 00:27:58,324 Wait, wait, wait. 382 00:27:59,999 --> 00:28:02,468 Bobby, I... I didn't mean Suzi too. 383 00:28:08,942 --> 00:28:10,205 Not Suzi? 384 00:28:10,443 --> 00:28:13,435 Why, no. I thought you understood. 385 00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:16,931 I couldn't take a little girl to America. 386 00:28:17,150 --> 00:28:20,780 There's certain things about little girls, certain things you have to do. 387 00:28:21,054 --> 00:28:23,648 I know, I know! I'll do all the things. 388 00:28:23,923 --> 00:28:25,322 I do them now, don't I? 389 00:28:26,626 --> 00:28:28,788 - Everything? - Everything. 390 00:28:29,195 --> 00:28:32,232 Ever since I found her under a bush where the Germans left her, 391 00:28:32,432 --> 00:28:34,934 - I've taken care of her. - You found her under a bush? 392 00:28:35,134 --> 00:28:37,330 Yes. She was this little. 393 00:28:37,637 --> 00:28:41,039 She depends on me, Pete. I can't leave her. I own her. 394 00:28:41,274 --> 00:28:42,503 - You own her? - Sure. 395 00:28:42,909 --> 00:28:46,513 But holy Toledo, do you realize what I did to get you a birth certificate? 396 00:28:46,713 --> 00:28:50,383 I broke rules, regulations... I practically had the Atlantic Charter rewritten. 397 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,685 I thought you wanted to be with me and Emmadel. 398 00:28:52,885 --> 00:28:55,555 - I do, I do, but... - But what? You'd rather be with Suzi? 399 00:28:55,755 --> 00:28:58,588 No, no! I prefer you to her. She is nothing. 400 00:28:58,825 --> 00:29:01,192 But I can't leave her. She needs me. 401 00:29:01,427 --> 00:29:02,724 Shut up! 402 00:29:02,962 --> 00:29:05,397 She is so silly, she doesn't know anything. 403 00:29:06,099 --> 00:29:09,433 She's not only silly, but she hasn't got any teeth. 404 00:29:14,507 --> 00:29:16,142 All right, Suzi, where were you born? 405 00:29:16,342 --> 00:29:18,674 - She wouldn't know. - She wouldn't know. 406 00:29:22,782 --> 00:29:26,946 Here we go again! Aloha, another month. 407 00:29:35,895 --> 00:29:38,421 Pete, I see it! I see America! 408 00:29:38,665 --> 00:29:40,394 I've discovered America, Pete. 409 00:29:40,633 --> 00:29:42,931 Wait till America discovers you. Ouch. 410 00:29:43,169 --> 00:29:45,570 Just like Mr. Christopher Columbus, huh, Pete? 411 00:29:45,805 --> 00:29:48,905 - I'm discovering America, eh, Pete? - Yeah, you and old Chris. 412 00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:52,940 Here's Cristofo Columbo Meet Cristofo Columbo 413 00:29:53,179 --> 00:29:54,414 Well, how-dee-doody, Chris. 414 00:29:54,614 --> 00:29:56,916 He proved to all the squares That the world was round 415 00:29:57,116 --> 00:29:59,676 Then circled round And found the USA 416 00:29:59,919 --> 00:30:02,183 Misto Cristo Cristofo Columbo 417 00:30:02,455 --> 00:30:04,856 Went for a boat ride one fine day 418 00:30:05,091 --> 00:30:07,287 On his day off Traveled such a way off 419 00:30:07,527 --> 00:30:08,858 He found the USA 420 00:30:09,095 --> 00:30:10,494 There they go again! 421 00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:12,565 Don't these actors ever stop making noises? 422 00:30:12,765 --> 00:30:15,132 They're USO people. They sing for soldiers. 423 00:30:15,368 --> 00:30:18,929 Soldiers can shoot back. They've got guns. 424 00:30:20,139 --> 00:30:22,665 Well, it took him ages Cost a lot of wages 425 00:30:22,909 --> 00:30:25,241 Then from the sea There rose a hill 426 00:30:25,478 --> 00:30:27,776 Though we fly now Landing from the sky now 427 00:30:28,014 --> 00:30:29,778 We get the same old thrill 428 00:30:30,016 --> 00:30:32,883 Oh, Misto Cristo Cristofo Columbo 429 00:30:33,119 --> 00:30:34,985 Thought the world was round 430 00:30:35,254 --> 00:30:38,053 Oh, presto, westo Sailed the man Columbo 431 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:39,986 He found the USA 432 00:30:40,226 --> 00:30:41,660 The mighty Louis. 433 00:30:41,928 --> 00:30:45,592 Isabella Really liked this fella 434 00:30:45,832 --> 00:30:50,133 Pawned her best fur coat To buy the cat a boat 435 00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:53,431 Oh, Misto Cristo Cristofo Columbo 436 00:30:53,673 --> 00:30:55,903 Thought the world was round 437 00:30:56,142 --> 00:30:58,474 Oh, presto, westo Sailed the man Columbo 438 00:30:58,711 --> 00:31:00,975 He found the USA 439 00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:04,275 Oh, Misto Cristo, Cristofo Columbo 440 00:31:04,517 --> 00:31:06,144 Thought the world was round 441 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,912 Oh, presto, westo, Sailed the man Columbo 442 00:31:09,188 --> 00:31:12,021 Who found the USA, huh? 443 00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:16,694 When he docked here Almost no one flocked here 444 00:31:16,929 --> 00:31:21,423 Now, it's more alive Just try a Sunday drive 445 00:31:21,667 --> 00:31:24,500 Oh, Misto Cristo Cristofo Columbo 446 00:31:24,737 --> 00:31:26,398 He really puffed his oar 447 00:31:26,639 --> 00:31:29,506 Oh, glad he got here Now we have a spot here 448 00:31:29,742 --> 00:31:31,710 Known as Freedom Shore 449 00:31:31,944 --> 00:31:36,438 Where the helpless, homeless Open up Freedom's door 450 00:31:37,884 --> 00:31:40,182 Folks he met here Were a healthy set here 451 00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,752 Wore nothing much Except a smile 452 00:31:43,022 --> 00:31:45,081 With me along here In a new sarong here 453 00:31:45,358 --> 00:31:47,850 - I'd have been right in style - Tell it, Phil. 454 00:31:48,127 --> 00:31:50,357 Here comes Curlie You better hold your girlie 455 00:31:50,596 --> 00:31:52,792 Ain't I the one Well, shut my mouth 456 00:31:53,032 --> 00:31:55,330 Who's this Chris kid? Take a look at this kid 457 00:31:55,568 --> 00:31:57,832 I discovered the South, boy 458 00:31:58,070 --> 00:32:00,732 Ain't no baloney It's John I.T. Savonie 459 00:32:00,973 --> 00:32:03,076 I was just sitting around I wasn't doing anything 460 00:32:03,276 --> 00:32:07,372 Everybody started singing Made me so nervous 461 00:32:07,613 --> 00:32:10,446 Oh, Misto Cristo Cristofo Columbo 462 00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:12,947 Really puffed his oar 463 00:32:13,186 --> 00:32:15,518 Oh, glad he got here Now we have a spot here 464 00:32:15,788 --> 00:32:17,756 Known as Freedom Shore 465 00:32:18,024 --> 00:32:18,758 Where the helpless, homeless Open up Freedom's door 466 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,984 Where the helpless, homeless Open up Freedom's door 467 00:32:23,696 --> 00:32:26,529 Where the helpless, homeless Open up Freedom's door 468 00:32:26,766 --> 00:32:28,291 Fasten your safety belts 469 00:32:28,534 --> 00:32:31,697 We're coming in for landing We're coming in for landing now 470 00:32:38,911 --> 00:32:40,813 Well, the permit is for five days only. 471 00:32:41,013 --> 00:32:44,183 If you're not married by then, the children have to go back to France. 472 00:32:44,383 --> 00:32:45,818 - You understand that? - Oh, sure. 473 00:32:46,018 --> 00:32:47,687 We'll be married in the morning, pal. 474 00:32:47,887 --> 00:32:49,122 Well, good luck, Mr. Garvey. 475 00:32:49,322 --> 00:32:52,258 Report your address immediately. The Department's fussy about that. 476 00:32:52,458 --> 00:32:54,027 We sure will. We're not fussy at all. 477 00:32:54,227 --> 00:32:56,559 Come on, kids. Here we go. Come on, Suzi. 478 00:33:05,705 --> 00:33:08,970 - Is this home, Pete? - This is Emmadel's home. 479 00:33:09,509 --> 00:33:10,999 Come on, kids. 480 00:33:16,782 --> 00:33:18,910 Please let Emmadel like us. Please. 481 00:33:19,151 --> 00:33:20,812 - Who are you talking to? - God. 482 00:33:21,087 --> 00:33:23,385 Put in a word for me, will you, pal? 483 00:33:37,803 --> 00:33:39,862 Bye, Em, see you later! 484 00:33:40,106 --> 00:33:43,838 Thank you for coming. Goodbye, now. Goodbye, girls. 485 00:33:48,047 --> 00:33:50,379 Hi, Em. Let the merry bells ring out. 486 00:33:50,616 --> 00:33:53,813 - The bridegroom finally cameth. - Pete! 487 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:58,157 This one's in the fifth grade and this one is et cetera. 488 00:33:58,858 --> 00:34:00,792 Used to be orphans, you know. 489 00:34:01,127 --> 00:34:05,792 - Oh, Pete. - Bobby, Suzi, meet Emmadel. 490 00:34:07,066 --> 00:34:10,161 Hello, Bobby. Hello, Suzi. 491 00:34:10,403 --> 00:34:12,853 - We're so glad you're here. - Thank you, Emmadel. 492 00:34:13,072 --> 00:34:14,972 She's sleepy and doesn't speak English. 493 00:34:15,174 --> 00:34:16,424 I bet they're hungry too. 494 00:34:16,642 --> 00:34:20,670 - This guy's too excited to eat. - Suzi ate, but in the plane... 495 00:34:20,913 --> 00:34:23,041 Oh, the poor darling! 496 00:34:23,683 --> 00:34:27,347 Are you gonna stand out here all day? Come on in the house. Come on, Suzi. 497 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:30,818 Oh, wait a minute, the baggage. The baggage. Wait a minute. 498 00:34:32,758 --> 00:34:34,192 Here, catch. 499 00:34:39,999 --> 00:34:41,433 How's Pa and Ma? 500 00:34:41,667 --> 00:34:43,903 - Mother and Father are fine. - Mother and Father? 501 00:34:44,103 --> 00:34:46,553 - It was Pa and Ma around Gloucester. - Were they? 502 00:34:46,772 --> 00:34:48,831 Are they all choked up over the wedding? 503 00:34:49,241 --> 00:34:51,266 Well, Pa's choked up but Ma's very happy. 504 00:34:51,510 --> 00:34:54,010 That's surprising. I didn't think Ma approved of me 505 00:34:54,213 --> 00:34:57,342 as a son-in-law permanently. What's this, a birthday party? 506 00:34:57,583 --> 00:34:59,233 Have I forgotten it again, honey? 507 00:35:00,019 --> 00:35:02,317 No, the girls at the office gave me a shower. 508 00:35:02,588 --> 00:35:05,088 That was that covey of quail I flushed at the door. 509 00:35:05,324 --> 00:35:07,759 Look at this beautiful bunch of loot! 510 00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:11,063 Potholders. Now, there's something a fellow shouldn't go without. 511 00:35:11,263 --> 00:35:13,213 - Pete. - Come here and don't "Pete" me. 512 00:35:13,432 --> 00:35:16,697 - Have you seen the papers? - I wanna see you. You look beautiful. 513 00:35:17,003 --> 00:35:20,098 - I wanna catch up on you. - Catch up on current events. 514 00:35:20,339 --> 00:35:21,898 I've been away for three years. 515 00:35:22,141 --> 00:35:24,777 Here's the paper. I'll go get the kids ready for dinner. 516 00:35:24,977 --> 00:35:27,480 I'll tell Ma you're here. Pa's out trying to get drunk. 517 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,617 If he's half trying, he'll make it too. Hey, Bobby, trés jolie, huh? 518 00:35:37,323 --> 00:35:38,891 Please, may I call you "Mother"? 519 00:35:39,091 --> 00:35:42,789 I practiced all the way over on the plane. Suzi too. 520 00:35:44,263 --> 00:35:45,788 Mother. 521 00:35:47,199 --> 00:35:50,658 - If you don't want us to... - Oh, it's fine, Bobby. It's wonderful. 522 00:35:50,903 --> 00:35:54,237 It's just, nobody's ever called me Mother before. 523 00:35:54,473 --> 00:35:56,965 We never called anybody that before either. 524 00:35:57,209 --> 00:35:59,906 Orphans very seldom have mothers. 525 00:36:35,347 --> 00:36:38,146 Jonesy's in the money 526 00:36:38,384 --> 00:36:40,978 Here, here, shove off! 527 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:44,453 - You'll wake the neighbors! - ... with a drunken sailor 528 00:36:44,690 --> 00:36:47,125 What shall we do With a drunken sailor? 529 00:36:47,393 --> 00:36:49,760 What shall we do With a drunken sailor? 530 00:36:49,995 --> 00:36:52,987 Jonesy's in the money 531 00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:56,094 Jonesy's in the money 532 00:37:05,311 --> 00:37:08,281 Captain Jones calling. The father of Cinderella. 533 00:37:08,514 --> 00:37:11,973 - Hey, Pa. - Begone me man, begone. 534 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:18,452 Me, the best mackerel man in the Atlantic trying to be a gentleman. 535 00:37:18,724 --> 00:37:21,318 - Hey, Pa! - Begone, me man. 536 00:37:21,594 --> 00:37:23,722 - Pa! - Be... 537 00:37:23,996 --> 00:37:27,796 - Pete, boy! - Jonesy's in the money, huh? 538 00:37:28,901 --> 00:37:30,401 - Good to see you! - Nice to... 539 00:37:30,603 --> 00:37:34,403 - Look out, there. You all right? - Petey, Petey! You're back, son. 540 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,008 You'll have to work fast, boy. They're hauling her in this Saturday. 541 00:37:38,244 --> 00:37:40,212 Yeah, with a $40-million net? 542 00:37:40,446 --> 00:37:43,196 You've got something more than money, you mackerel-head. 543 00:37:43,415 --> 00:37:47,045 You've got a lifetime of her being in love with you. Don't you remember? 544 00:37:47,286 --> 00:37:51,245 You're the one that taught my Em how to wrestle and to box, didn't you? 545 00:37:51,524 --> 00:37:55,261 And to bait a hook! I can see the two of you when you were hardly this high, 546 00:37:55,461 --> 00:37:57,395 scampering over the Gloucester rocks. 547 00:37:57,663 --> 00:37:59,699 How did she happen to meet this guy, Stanley? 548 00:37:59,899 --> 00:38:03,028 He's her boss for the past two years. 549 00:38:03,402 --> 00:38:05,097 Nice fellow? 550 00:38:05,638 --> 00:38:08,198 He's not even a man! 551 00:38:08,674 --> 00:38:10,733 He's a tradition! 552 00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:14,446 Out of Lexington by the Minutemen. 553 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,614 He's a mummy, that's what he is. 554 00:38:16,849 --> 00:38:19,385 The Stanleys are one of the finest families in Boston, Pa. 555 00:38:19,585 --> 00:38:21,519 Yeah, fine family of fossils. 556 00:38:21,787 --> 00:38:23,778 I don't know whatever got into my Em. 557 00:38:24,056 --> 00:38:27,356 See, Pete, that's why I went out and I took a couple. 558 00:38:27,593 --> 00:38:29,254 Took several. 559 00:38:29,495 --> 00:38:33,432 It's easy to explain. Every girl wants to be Cinderella. There's her chance. 560 00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:37,193 - That's what I was trying to... - You all right? 561 00:38:37,436 --> 00:38:39,486 Oh, yes, yes. That's what I wanted to say. 562 00:38:39,705 --> 00:38:42,305 - Come over here. - That's what I wanted to tell you. 563 00:38:42,541 --> 00:38:44,942 The newspaper photographers, the reporters, 564 00:38:45,177 --> 00:38:47,271 it's the biggest hullabaloo you ever seen! 565 00:38:47,513 --> 00:38:50,349 - That's why we're gonna move. - Move? Where are you moving? 566 00:38:50,549 --> 00:38:53,416 The Stanleys are kind enough to take us in. 567 00:38:53,652 --> 00:38:55,882 They're giving Ma and me a wing 568 00:38:56,155 --> 00:38:59,284 in that Grant's Tomb they call a home. 569 00:38:59,558 --> 00:39:03,825 They have a little gatehouse there, but can we live in it? 570 00:39:04,063 --> 00:39:08,227 Oh, no, no. What would the newspapers say if they ever found out 571 00:39:08,467 --> 00:39:12,563 the bride's parents were bunking in the servants' quarters? 572 00:39:13,339 --> 00:39:15,398 You've got to save me, Pete. 573 00:39:15,641 --> 00:39:17,234 Look, son... 574 00:39:17,977 --> 00:39:20,776 ... they're going to make me live there. 575 00:39:21,013 --> 00:39:24,142 And I'll die there, Pete! They're going to bury me! 576 00:39:24,383 --> 00:39:29,480 Can you picture me, can you see me, molding in the ground 577 00:39:29,755 --> 00:39:32,690 with a bunch of landlubbers, the likes of them? 578 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:35,427 Yeah, well, you'll mold and like it. 579 00:39:37,363 --> 00:39:40,697 Pa, come out of there. Look at him. The best mackerel man! 580 00:39:40,933 --> 00:39:43,061 He ain't seen a mackerel in ten years. 581 00:39:43,302 --> 00:39:45,552 The drunken old faker. Look at the cut of you. 582 00:39:45,771 --> 00:39:48,468 And us all ready to go to the Stanley home! 583 00:39:48,707 --> 00:39:51,074 Hello, Pete. We don't want any trouble from you. 584 00:39:51,310 --> 00:39:53,108 No, I know Pa and I know you. 585 00:39:53,345 --> 00:39:55,548 I know he's been blowing off like a spume whale. 586 00:39:55,748 --> 00:39:58,250 Go in there and drink some coffee. The whole pot of it! 587 00:39:58,450 --> 00:40:00,686 Take a bath and put that suit on Emmy bought you. 588 00:40:00,886 --> 00:40:02,722 And if you're not sober in a half an hour, 589 00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:05,191 I'll leave you here to rot in your own bilge water! 590 00:40:05,391 --> 00:40:08,441 Ma, don't roust Jonesy. He's entitled to celebrate. He's rich. 591 00:40:08,661 --> 00:40:10,963 Like I told you, I don't want any trouble with you. 592 00:40:11,163 --> 00:40:13,663 Emmy's tired of supporting him. Her mind's made up. 593 00:40:13,866 --> 00:40:18,201 You both know what that means. And I'm very happy about it, see? 594 00:40:18,437 --> 00:40:20,030 Thank you, Ma Kettle. 595 00:40:20,272 --> 00:40:22,208 I'm gonna fix the children something to eat. 596 00:40:22,408 --> 00:40:23,603 - Children? - Yeah. 597 00:40:23,842 --> 00:40:27,779 Pete came home with two orphans. He adopted them. Poor little things. 598 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:31,042 - You adopted some orphans? - I sure did, Pa. 599 00:40:31,283 --> 00:40:33,479 - Poor little things! - There you are, Pete! 600 00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:37,349 There's your bait! Hook her with the kids. Em's a pushover for kids. 601 00:40:37,623 --> 00:40:39,091 You just drink your coffee! 602 00:40:39,358 --> 00:40:42,194 I wouldn't do anything like that, Pa. I'm not that big a heel. 603 00:40:42,394 --> 00:40:45,044 This is no time for ethics. You have less than a week. 604 00:40:45,264 --> 00:40:46,629 Less than a week for what? 605 00:40:46,865 --> 00:40:50,062 Why, to get ready for your wedding, of course. 606 00:40:50,469 --> 00:40:53,336 - Say, Em, I was just... - Ix-nay in front of the ids-Kay. 607 00:40:53,572 --> 00:40:55,597 I just wanted to tell you how happy I am. 608 00:40:55,841 --> 00:40:57,036 - You are? - Yes. 609 00:40:57,276 --> 00:40:58,539 - So am I. - You like her? 610 00:40:58,777 --> 00:41:01,769 - I love her. - Pa, this is Bobby. This is Suzi. 611 00:41:02,014 --> 00:41:03,649 Kids, this is Emmadel's father here. 612 00:41:03,849 --> 00:41:07,786 Congratulations, Grandpa. You have a very beautiful daughter. 613 00:41:08,020 --> 00:41:11,456 Well, blow me down! Emmy, he called me "Grandpa". 614 00:41:13,993 --> 00:41:17,520 You know, I think I'm gonna like him, Pete. And you too. 615 00:41:17,763 --> 00:41:22,064 Don't breathe in their faces! Poor little things. 616 00:41:24,303 --> 00:41:25,938 The movers! We're not even ready! 617 00:41:26,138 --> 00:41:28,038 No. llbur-way sent the car for me. 618 00:41:28,273 --> 00:41:30,970 I have to take care of the move from the other end. 619 00:41:31,577 --> 00:41:33,978 Well, Emmy, thanks a lot for everything. 620 00:41:34,213 --> 00:41:35,476 Don't let her go, Pete. 621 00:41:35,714 --> 00:41:38,884 - I'll see you around sometime. - Sure, I'll be around somewhere. 622 00:41:39,084 --> 00:41:40,745 - Pete! - See you later, Bobby. 623 00:41:40,986 --> 00:41:43,956 Say, you don't suppose you could arrange to drop me off somewhere? 624 00:41:44,156 --> 00:41:46,125 - Ilbur-way wouldn't mind, would he? - Where? 625 00:41:46,325 --> 00:41:48,627 I've gotta find somewhere to bed these kids down. 626 00:41:48,827 --> 00:41:51,163 - They haven't even had dinner! - I don't mean them. 627 00:41:51,363 --> 00:41:53,732 I don't wanna drag them all over too. They're tired. 628 00:41:53,932 --> 00:41:56,526 - That old heel! - Pete just wants to get you alone! 629 00:41:56,769 --> 00:41:58,604 - Don't fall for it! - Don't be ridiculous. 630 00:41:58,804 --> 00:42:00,840 I'd be very happy to drop you off downtown. 631 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,940 See to it they nap before he gets back. 632 00:42:03,142 --> 00:42:06,601 Yeah. Watch yourself. Rattlesnakes can look pretty harmless sometimes. 633 00:42:06,845 --> 00:42:08,813 You're so sweet, Mother. 634 00:42:09,048 --> 00:42:10,743 Oh, no. 635 00:42:10,983 --> 00:42:13,179 Watch yourself, Emmy! 636 00:42:14,586 --> 00:42:17,055 What is an llbur-way? 637 00:42:17,523 --> 00:42:20,515 An llbur-way is an ain-pay in the... 638 00:42:20,793 --> 00:42:23,626 - Pa! - I'm drinking my coffee. 639 00:42:34,973 --> 00:42:37,032 This is beautiful. Cinderella. 640 00:42:37,276 --> 00:42:39,678 Imagine you trying to get your foot in a glass slipper. 641 00:42:39,878 --> 00:42:42,681 What a time we used to have just getting plain old shoes on you. 642 00:42:42,881 --> 00:42:45,543 I know this is a lot of junk to you, but I love it. 643 00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:48,087 And the fellow that goes with it. Get that straight. 644 00:42:48,287 --> 00:42:52,057 - I got it straight. You explained it... - I haven't said a word to you, you... 645 00:42:52,257 --> 00:42:53,418 Cindy. 646 00:42:53,692 --> 00:42:56,059 I couldn't in front of those poor little kids. 647 00:42:56,295 --> 00:42:58,564 What in heaven's name are you gonna do with them? 648 00:42:58,764 --> 00:43:00,666 - We'll get along, I guess. - You guess? 649 00:43:00,866 --> 00:43:03,235 - I hate to break a promise to a kid. - What promise? 650 00:43:03,435 --> 00:43:05,529 Well, about having a home of their own. 651 00:43:05,771 --> 00:43:07,973 Did you see the look on Bobby's face back there? 652 00:43:08,173 --> 00:43:12,007 - Emmy, you haven't any idea... - Oh, haven't I? 653 00:43:12,544 --> 00:43:14,842 Would you like for me to find a home for you? 654 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:18,914 The Stanley Investment Company owns over half the houses in Boston. 655 00:43:19,418 --> 00:43:21,086 Don't worry about me, Emmy, I'll... 656 00:43:21,286 --> 00:43:23,618 Oh, I'm not worried about you. 657 00:43:24,490 --> 00:43:26,424 The Stanley Building, please, Morse. 658 00:43:26,692 --> 00:43:28,717 Get her! Wow! 659 00:43:33,232 --> 00:43:35,064 Thanks, Emmy. 660 00:43:36,869 --> 00:43:38,667 Words will do. 661 00:43:38,904 --> 00:43:43,774 Don't make with the hands, or the feet, or the eyes, or the soft soap. 662 00:43:46,378 --> 00:43:48,039 I see. 663 00:43:51,650 --> 00:43:53,379 Thank you, Morse. 664 00:44:00,192 --> 00:44:01,353 Wow. 665 00:44:01,627 --> 00:44:03,662 Just a little place where Wilbur gets his mail. 666 00:44:03,862 --> 00:44:05,862 It's simple, but we like it. Hello, Mary. 667 00:44:06,098 --> 00:44:09,101 Certainly a vast kingdom. You've got the keys to it too, I see. 668 00:44:09,301 --> 00:44:12,051 Well, these are just the keys to where we keep the keys. 669 00:44:12,271 --> 00:44:15,536 The guy's not only gonna marry you, he trusts you too? 670 00:44:18,343 --> 00:44:20,209 Do you like the kids, Em? 671 00:44:20,946 --> 00:44:22,505 Yes, they're sweet. 672 00:44:22,748 --> 00:44:25,298 You know something? I had our honeymoon all planned. 673 00:44:25,517 --> 00:44:29,954 Just you and me and the kids down at that old shack of Pa's at Gloucester. 674 00:44:30,989 --> 00:44:33,356 - Still there, isn't it? - Yup. 675 00:44:34,793 --> 00:44:37,160 You remember the fun we used to have, Em? 676 00:44:37,396 --> 00:44:38,591 Yup. 677 00:44:38,830 --> 00:44:41,356 Of course, that was BW. 678 00:44:42,501 --> 00:44:45,766 - What's BW? - Before Wilbur. 679 00:44:59,418 --> 00:44:59,918 WOW! 680 00:45:00,118 --> 00:45:00,949 WOW! 681 00:45:03,755 --> 00:45:06,055 Is this that desk you ran around for two years? 682 00:45:06,258 --> 00:45:09,228 - Yup. - Quite a course, about 1.8 miles. 683 00:45:09,628 --> 00:45:11,824 - Every day? - Twice a day. 684 00:45:12,064 --> 00:45:14,089 Did you go counterclockwise or clockwise? 685 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:16,028 Woman-wise. 686 00:45:16,568 --> 00:45:19,196 The small-house listings are in the file room. 687 00:45:20,138 --> 00:45:23,130 Oh, look at... What's this, Buckingham Palace? 688 00:45:23,675 --> 00:45:25,541 Oh, that's the townhouse. 689 00:45:26,078 --> 00:45:29,139 - That's right. - Isn't it cute? 690 00:45:29,381 --> 00:45:33,249 Well, it's got walls, battlements, turrets and everything, but no moat. 691 00:45:33,485 --> 00:45:35,044 You gotta have a moat, Emmy. 692 00:45:35,287 --> 00:45:37,949 This little lean-to, that's the gatehouse, I guess? 693 00:45:38,223 --> 00:45:40,157 - Yup. - That's very cozy. 694 00:45:40,392 --> 00:45:43,293 If you're through with your sightseeing tour, Mr. Garvey... 695 00:45:43,528 --> 00:45:45,189 Pardon me, Miss Jones. 696 00:45:45,764 --> 00:45:48,756 He's a golfer, I see. Well, that's a nice old man's game. 697 00:45:49,001 --> 00:45:50,801 Hope old Wilbur isn't too old, Emmy. 698 00:45:51,703 --> 00:45:55,503 - Look who's talking. - Why, I'm just a little bitty boy. 699 00:45:56,675 --> 00:45:58,325 What kind of a place do you want? 700 00:45:58,543 --> 00:46:01,380 Just a little place, big enough for me and the kids. Unfurnished. 701 00:46:01,580 --> 00:46:03,549 You'll have to put your furniture in storage. 702 00:46:03,749 --> 00:46:07,219 Give it to me, I'll have some memories while you're living with someone else. 703 00:46:07,419 --> 00:46:08,784 - Oh, brother. - Emmy! 704 00:46:09,054 --> 00:46:11,386 I've changed. You don't realize it, but I have. 705 00:46:11,623 --> 00:46:13,459 You never saw me with a couple kids before? 706 00:46:13,659 --> 00:46:14,820 No, I never did. 707 00:46:15,093 --> 00:46:17,863 You and Pa weren't fooling me a bit with that "heel" business. 708 00:46:18,063 --> 00:46:20,165 I mean, don't think these kids will make me do 709 00:46:20,365 --> 00:46:23,115 a last-minute switch to Garvey. I'm not. So stop trying! 710 00:46:23,335 --> 00:46:25,838 - You're so bitter. - There are perfect loves of children 711 00:46:26,038 --> 00:46:29,736 all over the world. I want my own. ls there anything wrong with that? 712 00:46:29,975 --> 00:46:33,502 Why, no, it's fine with me. We've got two ready-made babysitters. 713 00:46:33,745 --> 00:46:35,214 We'd be free as the breeze, Em. 714 00:46:35,414 --> 00:46:38,217 You're free as the breeze now, like you always wanted to be. 715 00:46:38,417 --> 00:46:40,818 - Oh, Em. - Don't give me the wounded doe eyes. 716 00:46:41,053 --> 00:46:43,255 I met five planes, and you weren't on any of them. 717 00:46:43,455 --> 00:46:46,191 - I was on the sixth. - By that time, my lamp burned out! 718 00:46:46,391 --> 00:46:48,985 - And enter Wilbur, huh? - And enter Wilbur. 719 00:46:49,261 --> 00:46:52,264 I guess it was my fault, but gee whiz, when you've wandered around 720 00:46:52,464 --> 00:46:54,833 homeless for years and you finally come back beaten... 721 00:46:55,033 --> 00:46:57,803 If I knew you was coming, I would have brought my violin. 722 00:46:58,003 --> 00:46:59,732 You're a hard woman, Emmadel Jones. 723 00:46:59,971 --> 00:47:01,530 That I am. 724 00:47:03,108 --> 00:47:05,475 A hard, hard woman. 725 00:47:11,483 --> 00:47:14,919 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 726 00:47:15,987 --> 00:47:18,115 Tell 'em I'll be there 727 00:47:19,024 --> 00:47:22,358 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 728 00:47:23,362 --> 00:47:25,592 Better save a chair 729 00:47:26,331 --> 00:47:29,995 Hey, Em? Come here a minute, I wanna show you something. 730 00:47:31,770 --> 00:47:34,501 - Look. - What am I supposed to look at? 731 00:47:34,740 --> 00:47:35,969 Gloucester. 732 00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:38,258 Crazy, you can't see Gloucester from here. 733 00:47:38,477 --> 00:47:42,778 Yes, I can, Em. I can see the rocks lashed by the green-white waves 734 00:47:43,014 --> 00:47:44,846 and a boy and a girl. 735 00:47:45,083 --> 00:47:49,247 Dopey sort of a boy, but the girl's all fire and water. 736 00:47:49,521 --> 00:47:51,421 And a lovely, lovely will-o'-the-wisp. 737 00:47:51,623 --> 00:47:53,173 You got the boy right, finally. 738 00:47:53,425 --> 00:47:57,384 Yes, Gloucester, an Indian summer, the raging surf and a challenge. 739 00:47:57,662 --> 00:47:59,865 And into the water she goes, her dark hair flying... 740 00:48:00,065 --> 00:48:02,056 Look, Heathcliff... 741 00:48:03,001 --> 00:48:05,604 ... Little Em doing cartwheels on the beach in the moonlight 742 00:48:05,804 --> 00:48:07,135 was delightful, I'm sure. 743 00:48:07,372 --> 00:48:10,672 But Big Em, already searching in the mirror for her first wrinkles, 744 00:48:10,909 --> 00:48:15,813 Big Em wants security. Now, can you still see Gloucester? 745 00:48:16,915 --> 00:48:19,077 Well, it's getting a little foggy. 746 00:48:19,484 --> 00:48:23,148 No, as a matter of fact, I could still see Gloucester and I always will. 747 00:48:23,422 --> 00:48:26,357 That's why I took up with those two kids, Bobby and Suzi. 748 00:48:26,625 --> 00:48:29,185 They were just like little ghosts of you and me, Em. 749 00:48:29,461 --> 00:48:32,192 Over there, you know, for three years, with those kids, 750 00:48:32,431 --> 00:48:36,129 living around that constant hunger they have, 751 00:48:36,368 --> 00:48:39,004 that idea of home. And I never felt anything like it before. 752 00:48:39,204 --> 00:48:41,866 It never occurred to me, but I sure feel it now. 753 00:48:42,107 --> 00:48:46,567 I'm just like those kids, Em. I want a home. I want you. 754 00:48:47,112 --> 00:48:48,944 I need you, Emmy. 755 00:48:50,949 --> 00:48:53,577 More than your boss, George Degnan, needs you? 756 00:48:54,286 --> 00:48:56,812 Well, I haven't spoken to George yet. 757 00:48:57,088 --> 00:48:59,250 I'm gonna call him the first of the week. 758 00:48:59,825 --> 00:49:02,725 Thanks, Pete. You really had me sailing there for a minute. 759 00:49:02,961 --> 00:49:05,521 But I'm all right now, I've just dropped me anchor. 760 00:49:06,131 --> 00:49:07,758 It's a boom. 761 00:49:09,568 --> 00:49:13,061 Where you off to next, Pete? Alaska? Yugoslavia? 762 00:49:13,472 --> 00:49:15,839 No, I'm not gonna live Ma's life all over again, 763 00:49:16,074 --> 00:49:19,044 waiting on shore for a sailor who comes to land every three years. 764 00:49:19,244 --> 00:49:21,736 It's like being married to a salmon. 765 00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:25,348 No, Pete, our boat has sailed. 766 00:49:29,321 --> 00:49:31,255 Here's a place. Oh, no. 767 00:49:33,358 --> 00:49:36,191 And these people don't permit children, the monsters. 768 00:49:36,428 --> 00:49:38,428 Here's a nice little item. You seen this? 769 00:49:38,630 --> 00:49:41,330 - Where'd you find it? - I picked it up here somewhere. 770 00:49:41,566 --> 00:49:43,966 Well, that's available. Would you like to see it? 771 00:49:44,169 --> 00:49:45,933 I don't have to. I already like it. 772 00:49:46,171 --> 00:49:49,241 The doorknob just seems to reach out and wanna shake hands with you. 773 00:49:49,441 --> 00:49:52,241 Reminds me of the Gloucester place a lot, doesn't it you? 774 00:49:52,477 --> 00:49:56,311 All right. I've got some form leases in my office. 775 00:49:58,049 --> 00:50:01,679 All right, Pa. Oh, and how are the children? 776 00:50:02,387 --> 00:50:04,489 Pa will load the furniture on his truck for you. 777 00:50:04,689 --> 00:50:07,249 - Thanks, Em. - Sorry I can't help you. 778 00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:10,109 You got a man of your own to look after now. 779 00:50:12,330 --> 00:50:15,789 Here's your lease and there's the receipt for the first month's rent. 780 00:50:16,034 --> 00:50:18,435 - OK. - All square and even, Pete. 781 00:50:18,670 --> 00:50:20,468 All square and even. 782 00:50:20,705 --> 00:50:22,799 - It's late. - Em? 783 00:50:23,508 --> 00:50:25,101 A lot of luck, now. 784 00:50:25,644 --> 00:50:29,603 Thanks, Pete. I'll... I'll see you sometime. 785 00:50:30,615 --> 00:50:34,142 I believe that when you make a break, make a clean break, no hangovers. 786 00:50:34,386 --> 00:50:37,788 That's right, no hangovers. Well, you ready? 787 00:50:38,023 --> 00:50:40,390 Say, don't we always leave them singing? 788 00:50:41,893 --> 00:50:44,191 Yeah, we always leave them singing. 789 00:50:44,429 --> 00:50:45,658 Yeah. 790 00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:49,124 - Wanna play? - Sure. 791 00:50:49,367 --> 00:50:52,632 Can you give me a little pickup there on your typewriter? 792 00:50:56,374 --> 00:50:59,574 Very pretty, but a little high for me. You know my limited range. 793 00:50:59,811 --> 00:51:01,074 You kill at 50 inches. 794 00:51:01,313 --> 00:51:03,281 Just hang on around the curbs, don't get lost. 795 00:51:03,481 --> 00:51:04,710 I brought my scooter. 796 00:51:04,950 --> 00:51:10,855 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 797 00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:13,490 Tell 'em we'll be there 798 00:51:13,992 --> 00:51:16,689 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 799 00:51:16,928 --> 00:51:18,953 Better save a chair 800 00:51:19,197 --> 00:51:21,894 When the party's getting a glow on 801 00:51:22,334 --> 00:51:24,302 Singing fills the air 802 00:51:24,636 --> 00:51:27,162 in the shank of the night When the doin's are right 803 00:51:27,405 --> 00:51:29,965 Well, you can tell 'em we'll be there 804 00:51:31,176 --> 00:51:33,372 Oh, you remembered! 805 00:51:37,449 --> 00:51:39,281 You know any more games? 806 00:51:39,651 --> 00:51:41,312 She still loves me. 807 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,849 Gentlemen, this little meeting will come to order here. 808 00:51:45,357 --> 00:51:47,382 Take a letter, Miss Jones. 809 00:51:48,526 --> 00:51:50,927 Sue wants a barbecue Sam wants to boil a ham 810 00:51:51,162 --> 00:51:53,832 - Grace wants a bouillabaisse stew - Clean the kitchen! 811 00:51:54,032 --> 00:51:56,797 Jake wants a weenie bake Steak or a layer cake 812 00:51:57,035 --> 00:51:58,270 He'll get a tummy ache too 813 00:51:58,470 --> 00:51:59,670 - What's yours? - Ulcers. 814 00:51:59,904 --> 00:52:01,554 We'll build a tent or a teepee 815 00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:04,199 Let the town crier cry 816 00:52:05,210 --> 00:52:09,738 And if it's RSVP This will be our reply 817 00:52:09,981 --> 00:52:12,916 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 818 00:52:13,151 --> 00:52:15,313 Tell 'em we'll be there 819 00:52:15,587 --> 00:52:18,113 If you want a couple of deadheads 820 00:52:18,390 --> 00:52:20,620 To fracture your affair 821 00:52:20,859 --> 00:52:23,294 I may even sing Pagliacci 822 00:52:23,795 --> 00:52:26,059 Spread out and give him air! 823 00:52:26,297 --> 00:52:28,595 Everyone relax And we'll have a few yaks 824 00:52:28,833 --> 00:52:31,359 And you can tell 'em we'll be there 825 00:52:34,773 --> 00:52:37,003 Gentlemen, be seated. 826 00:52:37,642 --> 00:52:39,940 "Zee", went the bumblebee Let's have a jubilee 827 00:52:40,178 --> 00:52:42,078 "When?" said the prairie hen, "Soon?" 828 00:52:43,014 --> 00:52:45,717 - "Sure", said the dinosaur - "Where?" said the grizzly bear 829 00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:48,249 - Under the light of the moon - Yes 830 00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:50,454 "How about you, Brother Jackass?" 831 00:52:51,456 --> 00:52:53,390 Everyone gaily cried 832 00:52:53,825 --> 00:52:56,226 "Say, are you coming to the fracas?" 833 00:52:56,761 --> 00:52:59,064 - And over his specs he sighed - "Well, carry on!" 834 00:52:59,264 --> 00:53:01,756 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 835 00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:04,200 Tell 'em we'll be there 836 00:53:04,636 --> 00:53:06,900 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 837 00:53:07,138 --> 00:53:09,698 - Put slickum on my hair - Coming up. 838 00:53:09,941 --> 00:53:12,239 Now, perhaps I may seem Unconscious 839 00:53:12,644 --> 00:53:14,772 But remember, C'est la... 840 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,682 If we're still on our feet And there's something to eat 841 00:53:17,882 --> 00:53:19,941 Well, you can tell 'em we'll be there 842 00:53:20,919 --> 00:53:23,149 - He'll be there too. - He better be. 843 00:53:38,603 --> 00:53:41,265 - The natives are restless tonight. - In Boston? 844 00:53:41,506 --> 00:53:44,441 No, down in the Caribbees Some Aborigines 845 00:53:44,676 --> 00:53:46,701 Rode out to pay me a ca}! 846 00:53:48,213 --> 00:53:50,045 "You likey singo jingo 847 00:53:51,049 --> 00:53:52,915 "Me likey too", they cried 848 00:53:54,052 --> 00:53:55,816 I didn't get their lingo 849 00:53:56,588 --> 00:54:00,024 So this is what I replied In the cool, cool... 850 00:54:00,225 --> 00:54:02,325 Remember when we won the cup at Gloucester? 851 00:54:02,527 --> 00:54:05,697 - And you lost it in a crap game? - Well, they switched dice on me! 852 00:54:05,897 --> 00:54:08,298 Oogaty-boogaty-boogaty-boogaty Book-book 853 00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:11,230 Which means we like 'em rare 854 00:54:11,469 --> 00:54:14,439 When the tribe is getting a glow on 855 00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:16,734 And tom-toms fill the air 856 00:54:17,809 --> 00:54:20,335 if the dinner is free And the dinner ain't me 857 00:54:20,678 --> 00:54:23,204 Well, you can tell 'em we'll be there 858 00:54:23,615 --> 00:54:26,084 Be sure and tell 'em we'll be there 859 00:54:30,255 --> 00:54:32,189 Tell 'em we'll be there 860 00:54:32,724 --> 00:54:35,216 If I can get out of bed And put a head on my head 861 00:54:35,493 --> 00:54:38,190 Well, you can tell 'em we'll be there 862 00:54:38,863 --> 00:54:41,423 If you need a new face Or a broken-down bass 863 00:54:41,666 --> 00:54:44,328 Well, you can tell 'em we'll be there 864 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:47,503 Well, we had such a ball Thanks for the use of the hall 865 00:54:47,739 --> 00:54:49,605 And you can tell 'em we'll be there 866 00:54:49,841 --> 00:54:51,036 - There. - There? 867 00:54:51,276 --> 00:54:53,677 There, there, there. 868 00:54:56,181 --> 00:54:58,216 That's the silliest song anybody ever did sing. 869 00:54:58,416 --> 00:55:02,182 But the dance was lovely, wasn't it? So smooth, elegant, well-contrived. 870 00:55:03,855 --> 00:55:05,289 Well... 871 00:55:05,657 --> 00:55:06,818 Well... 872 00:55:07,091 --> 00:55:10,550 - See you next time we live, Pete. - That's a date, honey. 873 00:55:24,642 --> 00:55:27,634 Yes. Yes, George. I'm all right, I'm fine. 874 00:55:27,879 --> 00:55:30,405 Yeah. I'm gonna marry Emmadel Jones Saturday. 875 00:55:30,648 --> 00:55:34,949 Yeah. I know. I know all about Wilbur Stanley and that Cinderella stuff. 876 00:55:35,186 --> 00:55:38,823 But let me tell you something, don't believe a thing you read in your paper, 877 00:55:39,023 --> 00:55:41,760 unless it's got the old Pete Garvey byline on it, you hear me? 878 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:46,158 Now, here's what I want you to do. Come out to 312 Harbor Village Road. 879 00:55:46,397 --> 00:55:48,388 Yeah, 9:00. Got the address? 312. 880 00:55:48,633 --> 00:55:50,468 And bring some photographers with you. 881 00:55:50,668 --> 00:55:54,070 - Look for 312, you guys. - There's 302. 882 00:55:54,305 --> 00:55:57,240 - There's 303. - 12 is an even number. 883 00:55:57,475 --> 00:55:59,739 - No! - 308. 884 00:55:59,978 --> 00:56:03,073 There's Pete! With that mob on the lawn. 885 00:56:08,019 --> 00:56:11,122 - Arrest him. He's an imposter! - How can I? He has a lease too. 886 00:56:11,322 --> 00:56:14,359 Excellent! Spoken like a true guardian of the public security. 887 00:56:14,559 --> 00:56:17,128 With such servants as you, our nation is in no peril. 888 00:56:17,328 --> 00:56:20,265 Let me straighten you on something, Mr. McGonigle. We are victims. 889 00:56:20,465 --> 00:56:23,662 Innocent victims of a gigantic hoax to defraud and deceive. 890 00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:26,304 I'm the victim. You know what you are? I'll tell you! 891 00:56:26,504 --> 00:56:28,632 - What? - You're a scoundrel! You are, sir. 892 00:56:28,873 --> 00:56:31,740 You come here without a by-your-leave or a word of warning 893 00:56:31,976 --> 00:56:35,376 and start littering up my beautiful lawn with all that junk of yours. 894 00:56:37,482 --> 00:56:40,008 - Officer, kindly turn your back... - Take it easy! 895 00:56:40,251 --> 00:56:43,551 - Just a minute! What's going on here? - None of your business! 896 00:56:43,821 --> 00:56:48,156 Right. I'm having a private discussion with Mr. McGonigle. Who are you? 897 00:56:48,393 --> 00:56:50,657 Why, I'm George Degnan of the Morning Express. 898 00:56:50,895 --> 00:56:52,731 - A newspaper man! - My name is O'Neil. 899 00:56:52,931 --> 00:56:55,681 You've arrived in the nick of time. I have a lease here. 900 00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:58,164 A lease entitling me to occupy this bungalow, 901 00:56:58,403 --> 00:57:00,138 me and my two orphans arrived from Europe. 902 00:57:00,338 --> 00:57:02,932 But can I occupy it? No! Why? Because of an octopus! 903 00:57:03,174 --> 00:57:04,573 What? Who's an octopus? 904 00:57:04,809 --> 00:57:06,809 No, you're a father and a fine gentleman. 905 00:57:07,011 --> 00:57:10,140 - That's a different tune. - We were issued duplicate leases. 906 00:57:10,381 --> 00:57:14,511 Issued with intent of avarice and deceit by a real-estate octopus, 907 00:57:14,752 --> 00:57:17,902 - whose tentacles are strangling... - Oh, a real-estate octopus. 908 00:57:18,156 --> 00:57:21,092 Yes, and there should be an expose. If I were a newspaperman, 909 00:57:21,292 --> 00:57:23,061 I would spread this across the nation in letters of fire! 910 00:57:23,261 --> 00:57:23,795 I would spread this across the nation in letters of fire! 911 00:57:23,995 --> 00:57:26,726 I'd put him in prison for life! That's what I'd do! 912 00:57:26,965 --> 00:57:29,297 I'll do the arresting around here! 913 00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:32,167 Can I see your lease, Mister... What was your name? 914 00:57:32,403 --> 00:57:34,372 Garvey, just a plain, simple name like Garvey. 915 00:57:34,572 --> 00:57:37,872 Garvey, and a fine name it is too. From the County Cork, I take it? 916 00:57:38,109 --> 00:57:40,345 - No, County Kerry, I think. - Then stop thinking. 917 00:57:40,545 --> 00:57:43,548 If you're not from County Cork, it doesn't matter where you're from. 918 00:57:43,748 --> 00:57:46,376 The Stanley Real Estate Company. Wilbur Stanley. 919 00:57:46,617 --> 00:57:48,676 You're right, Mr...? What was your name? 920 00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,889 - Garvey. - You're absolutely right, Garvey. 921 00:57:51,089 --> 00:57:54,839 This calls for an exposé! And never let it be said that the Morning Express 922 00:57:55,059 --> 00:57:57,289 failed the downtrodden! Where's your phone? 923 00:57:57,528 --> 00:58:00,565 - It's inside the door, on the left. - OK, boys, shoot everything. 924 00:58:00,765 --> 00:58:02,215 We'll have justice here soon. 925 00:58:06,838 --> 00:58:08,238 The bridegroom cometh, Pete. 926 00:58:08,473 --> 00:58:11,875 And to think that this could happen in the glorious city of Boston, 927 00:58:12,110 --> 00:58:15,705 practically the citadel of human liberty, home of the Boston Tea Party. 928 00:58:15,947 --> 00:58:20,077 Why, they're not asking much, these little orphans from a devastated world, 929 00:58:20,318 --> 00:58:23,555 just a roof over their heads, a little kindness, a little affection. 930 00:58:23,755 --> 00:58:26,383 Gentlemen, Mr. Stanley is here. 931 00:58:26,657 --> 00:58:28,591 Boo! 932 00:58:30,895 --> 00:58:34,199 So that's the fellow, is it? I'll arrest him for disturbing the peace. 933 00:58:34,399 --> 00:58:36,634 No, officer. This is still a democratic country. 934 00:58:36,834 --> 00:58:38,303 He's entitled to have his say. 935 00:58:38,503 --> 00:58:41,853 Mr. Stanley? George Degnan of the Morning Express. I telephoned you. 936 00:58:42,073 --> 00:58:44,838 - Oh, yes. - Come on, boys. Get busy. 937 00:58:45,076 --> 00:58:47,445 Isn't this quite a fuss to make about a simple matter? 938 00:58:47,645 --> 00:58:51,745 It's not simple to me or to these little waifs. Why, it's an outrage. It's pract... 939 00:58:52,316 --> 00:58:53,511 You're... 940 00:58:53,751 --> 00:58:55,810 - You're Mr. Stanley? - That's right. 941 00:58:56,087 --> 00:58:57,587 - Not Wilbur Stanley? - Wilbur. 942 00:58:57,855 --> 00:59:00,024 It's hardly a name I'd have chosen for myself. 943 00:59:00,224 --> 00:59:01,793 Gentlemen, do you have your leases? 944 00:59:01,993 --> 00:59:05,293 I have mine, sir. Here it is. McGonigle is the name. 945 00:59:05,530 --> 00:59:06,725 And yours? 946 00:59:06,964 --> 00:59:08,432 Oh, I'm Garvey. 947 00:59:09,233 --> 00:59:13,363 That was quite a stirring speech you greeted me with. What's the gimmick? 948 00:59:13,604 --> 00:59:16,096 - Gimmick, Mr. Stanley? - Gimmick, Mr. Garvey. 949 00:59:16,340 --> 00:59:18,790 Because this is obviously a simple clerical error. 950 00:59:19,010 --> 00:59:22,814 A simple clerical error? With these two poor little children out in the night air 951 00:59:23,014 --> 00:59:24,880 in this South Boston monsoon? 952 00:59:25,116 --> 00:59:28,017 I don't think the courts will take that view of it, sir. 953 00:59:28,252 --> 00:59:29,721 - Now we're coming to it. - Right! 954 00:59:29,921 --> 00:59:33,915 I don't think Boston will be very proud when it reads the Morning Express. 955 00:59:34,192 --> 00:59:38,151 Boston is never proud of itself when it reads the Express, Mr. Degnan. 956 00:59:38,429 --> 00:59:40,830 - Pictures and everything, right? - Yeah, sure. 957 00:59:41,065 --> 00:59:43,124 - Newsworthy pictures too. - I see. 958 00:59:43,568 --> 00:59:46,503 Well, what is it you want, Mr. Garvey? A bigger house? 959 00:59:46,737 --> 00:59:49,440 No, no. My fiancee picked out this house. She loves it here. 960 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:50,835 - Your fiancée? - Yes. 961 00:59:51,075 --> 00:59:53,511 - Getting married, Mr. Garvey? - Saturday, Mr. Stanley. 962 00:59:53,711 --> 00:59:54,906 Well, what do you know. 963 00:59:55,146 --> 00:59:58,275 Why, Mr. Stanley's getting married on Saturday too, Mr. Garvey. 964 00:59:58,516 --> 00:59:59,711 Well, how about that? 965 00:59:59,951 --> 01:00:02,587 I thought everybody knew I was getting married on Saturday. 966 01:00:02,787 --> 01:00:05,222 You and the Express and your Cinderella story. 967 01:00:05,456 --> 01:00:08,956 Hey, that's the prince. He's the one that's gonna marry the Cinderella. 968 01:00:24,242 --> 01:00:27,371 He's younger than you thought he was, isn't he, Peter? 969 01:00:27,612 --> 01:00:31,480 And he's better-looking than you thought he was. Isn't he, Peter? 970 01:00:31,716 --> 01:00:34,083 All that and 40 million dollars besides. 971 01:00:34,318 --> 01:00:36,554 I'd love to stay with you, but we ought to get 972 01:00:36,754 --> 01:00:39,123 - these little children in out of the rain. - Oh, yes. 973 01:00:39,323 --> 01:00:41,985 - Where's Mr. Garvey? - I'm over here in the balcony. 974 01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:44,495 Well, if you will come down to the office with me, 975 01:00:44,695 --> 01:00:47,426 Mr. Garvey, I'll try to find something for you. 976 01:00:48,132 --> 01:00:50,032 I'd like to find something really nice. 977 01:00:50,268 --> 01:00:52,737 - Goodbye, everybody. - Goodbye! 978 01:00:52,970 --> 01:00:54,301 See you at the wedding! 979 01:00:58,576 --> 01:01:00,203 The office, Dino. 980 01:01:00,444 --> 01:01:02,647 May I congratulate you on the vigor and enterprise 981 01:01:02,847 --> 01:01:04,975 with which you get things done, Mr. Garvey? 982 01:01:05,216 --> 01:01:08,982 Hey, you're no easy man to shave yourself, Mr. Stanley. 983 01:01:09,220 --> 01:01:11,420 Well, now that we're alone, Mr. Garvey, give. 984 01:01:11,622 --> 01:01:13,324 What was that big mishmash all about? 985 01:01:13,524 --> 01:01:15,822 That was a light case of blackmail. 986 01:01:16,060 --> 01:01:19,291 Well, that's plain enough. What is it you want, Mr. Garvey? 987 01:01:19,530 --> 01:01:22,767 I'd like to spend the next few days in your gatehouse, Mr. Stanley. 988 01:01:22,967 --> 01:01:24,162 Why? 989 01:01:24,402 --> 01:01:26,700 Seems you and I have duplicate leases too. 990 01:01:26,938 --> 01:01:28,167 I don't understand. 991 01:01:28,406 --> 01:01:30,841 - Know that girl you'll marry Saturday? - Yes. 992 01:01:31,075 --> 01:01:33,075 That's the girl I'm gonna marry Saturday. 993 01:01:35,046 --> 01:01:37,382 You're the newspaperman, the one that was in Paris. 994 01:01:37,582 --> 01:01:41,246 - Right. She told you about me, huh? - You have no idea what she told me. 995 01:01:41,485 --> 01:01:43,010 I can imagine. 996 01:01:43,287 --> 01:01:46,090 Well, I guess you know by now that she loves me, Mr. Stanley. 997 01:01:46,290 --> 01:01:49,851 - She's in love with me, Mr. Garvey. - Oh, no, that's a rebound job. 998 01:01:50,127 --> 01:01:52,864 - I was away three years. - Two of those she worked for me. 999 01:01:53,064 --> 01:01:55,761 No, it wasn't rebound. I'm sorry. 1000 01:01:56,000 --> 01:02:00,301 It was a gradual, careful, wonderful falling-in-love-with-each-other. 1001 01:02:00,538 --> 01:02:03,007 Then you're not afraid to have me try to win her back? 1002 01:02:03,207 --> 01:02:05,107 Afraid? No, Mr. Garvey. 1003 01:02:05,343 --> 01:02:09,041 But I'm not interested in taking the long end of a thousand-to-one shot. 1004 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:11,280 If I thought you were any competition... 1005 01:02:11,515 --> 01:02:13,449 Even money in my book, Mr. Stanley. 1006 01:02:14,518 --> 01:02:16,612 - Really? - Sure. 1007 01:02:17,955 --> 01:02:19,957 How does my gatehouse figure in your plans? 1008 01:02:20,157 --> 01:02:23,861 Well, I pictured you as a doddering old fossil, stumbling about your vast estate 1009 01:02:24,061 --> 01:02:25,463 with a shawl over your shoulders, 1010 01:02:25,663 --> 01:02:29,190 and warming your cold, old hands over a bonfire of dollar bills. 1011 01:02:29,433 --> 01:02:32,869 Then I pictured me stalking about in my manly vigor, 1012 01:02:33,104 --> 01:02:35,239 and I figured Emmy can't resist, that's all. 1013 01:02:35,439 --> 01:02:36,964 And now? 1014 01:02:38,042 --> 01:02:40,568 I'm revising my plans. 1015 01:02:41,045 --> 01:02:43,448 You're perfectly welcome to move into the gatehouse. 1016 01:02:43,648 --> 01:02:45,883 You're welcome to try to beat my time with Emmadel, 1017 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:48,853 because I'm perfectly sure of myself and of her, Mr. Garvey. 1018 01:02:49,053 --> 01:02:51,222 Me too. I'm sure of myself, I'm sure of Emmy. 1019 01:02:51,422 --> 01:02:54,414 - I just have to remind her of things. - What things? 1020 01:02:54,692 --> 01:02:58,262 Well, I'd like to know what ammunition you have, I might want to shoot back. 1021 01:02:58,462 --> 01:03:01,766 Emmy likes sailing. I'm a good sailor. We get her on a sailboat, you know... 1022 01:03:01,966 --> 01:03:05,561 Well, I won the Bar Harbor Regatta two years in a row. 1023 01:03:06,737 --> 01:03:09,674 Well, I can handle myself around professional wrestlers. There's... 1024 01:03:09,874 --> 01:03:12,571 I taught judo during the war. 1025 01:03:14,378 --> 01:03:17,837 - I'm a low-handicap golfer. - I'm the state amateur champion. 1026 01:03:18,082 --> 01:03:20,608 - Cigarette? - Thanks. 1027 01:03:21,719 --> 01:03:23,653 How's your canasta? 1028 01:03:25,523 --> 01:03:27,924 Pretty good. I'm secretary of the whist club. 1029 01:03:28,159 --> 01:03:31,295 Like Irving Berlin says, "Anything you can do, I can do better", huh? 1030 01:03:31,495 --> 01:03:33,020 Well, I'm taller than you 1031 01:03:33,264 --> 01:03:35,967 and probably a little younger and possibly a little richer. 1032 01:03:36,167 --> 01:03:37,430 Trifles. Nothing. 1033 01:03:37,668 --> 01:03:40,831 What have you got that'll offset 40 million dollars, Mr. Garvey? 1034 01:03:41,072 --> 01:03:43,404 Forty million dollars. 1035 01:03:43,941 --> 01:03:45,376 You know, I can't quite handle it? 1036 01:03:45,576 --> 01:03:47,812 I got a couple of kids though, and Emmy loves kids. 1037 01:03:48,012 --> 01:03:49,207 I know. 1038 01:03:49,447 --> 01:03:52,439 And we hope to have triplets before the year's out. 1039 01:03:52,683 --> 01:03:55,618 Now, you still want to live in the gatehouse, Mr. Garvey? 1040 01:03:55,853 --> 01:03:58,879 I guess I am giving away a lot of weight, but I'll chance it. 1041 01:03:59,156 --> 01:04:00,591 You may slip on a banana peel. 1042 01:04:00,791 --> 01:04:03,624 I won't allow a banana around the place. 1043 01:04:04,061 --> 01:04:06,330 - Any particular rules? - No rules. No holds barred. 1044 01:04:06,530 --> 01:04:09,864 No hollering "foul" or anything like that. Best man wins. Deal? 1045 01:04:10,101 --> 01:04:11,836 - A deal. - Emmadel will be the referee. 1046 01:04:12,036 --> 01:04:13,936 The referee and the purse. 1047 01:04:14,171 --> 01:04:15,639 Done. 1048 01:04:16,974 --> 01:04:18,574 I'm certainly glad you showed up. 1049 01:04:18,776 --> 01:04:21,812 I probably always would've wondered about that newspaperman in Paris. 1050 01:04:22,012 --> 01:04:25,380 Emmadel hates you so much, I was beginning to be uneasy. 1051 01:04:25,616 --> 01:04:27,812 Now, I can see I had nothing to worry about. 1052 01:04:28,052 --> 01:04:29,349 Home, Dino. 1053 01:04:29,587 --> 01:04:32,682 I've just invited Mr. Garvey to my wedding. 1054 01:04:32,957 --> 01:04:34,254 - One thing. - What? 1055 01:04:34,492 --> 01:04:36,722 Don't tell Emmadel about this contest. 1056 01:04:36,961 --> 01:04:39,730 If she knew, she'd probably marry me out of sheer stubbornness. 1057 01:04:39,930 --> 01:04:42,133 I'd never know which one of us she really wanted. 1058 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,892 You know Emmadel. 1059 01:04:44,135 --> 01:04:46,103 I know her better than you do, Mr. Stanley. 1060 01:04:46,303 --> 01:04:48,931 That's my little secret weapon. 1061 01:04:50,074 --> 01:04:52,008 - On your marks? - Get set. 1062 01:04:52,243 --> 01:04:54,177 - Ready. - Go. 1063 01:05:10,995 --> 01:05:13,794 Lydia, I want you to stop every darn clock in the house. 1064 01:05:14,031 --> 01:05:17,101 Well, when the clock struck 12, Cinderella turned back into a pumpkin. 1065 01:05:17,301 --> 01:05:18,666 Of course. 1066 01:05:18,936 --> 01:05:21,234 Now, look at yourself. 1067 01:05:26,577 --> 01:05:30,343 - Can that be Emmadel Jones? - Only for four more days, darling. 1068 01:05:31,282 --> 01:05:33,774 - Wilbur! - Hold it! Hold it. 1069 01:05:34,018 --> 01:05:36,354 - Here, take this. Don't drink it. - Do you like it? 1070 01:05:36,554 --> 01:05:39,888 - Perfect. Perfect just the way you are. - For breakfast? 1071 01:05:40,124 --> 01:05:42,525 No, for presentation to the court, Cinderella. 1072 01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,729 If we're to live a fairy tale, let's live it. 1073 01:05:44,929 --> 01:05:48,065 - This is my best party dress. - There's more where that came from. 1074 01:05:48,265 --> 01:05:50,534 Oh, Wilbur. If somebody pinches me and wakes me up, 1075 01:05:50,734 --> 01:05:52,003 I'll kill them, so help me. 1076 01:05:52,203 --> 01:05:55,503 When I think of my skirts and sweaters and my one good black dress, 1077 01:05:55,706 --> 01:05:59,199 I'm gonna have to be such a good wife to deserve all of this. 1078 01:05:59,443 --> 01:06:02,469 Oh! And I've been sampling all the perfume. Do I smell awful? 1079 01:06:02,713 --> 01:06:05,016 You smell like a flower garden in a spring rain. 1080 01:06:05,216 --> 01:06:08,345 Oh, you mustn't be nice to me, I bawl. I always bawl. 1081 01:06:08,586 --> 01:06:10,721 - Will the whole family be there? - Whole family. 1082 01:06:10,921 --> 01:06:14,084 - Will my family be there? - They're having breakfast in bed. 1083 01:06:14,725 --> 01:06:17,387 Breakfast in bed? Pa too? 1084 01:06:17,628 --> 01:06:20,264 I suggested it. I thought I'd spare our respective families 1085 01:06:20,464 --> 01:06:23,100 from running head-on into each other the very first morning. 1086 01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:25,400 It could be quite a shock for both of them. 1087 01:06:25,603 --> 01:06:27,594 I hope your family's well insulated. 1088 01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:40,611 Your knees, sir. 1089 01:06:53,197 --> 01:06:55,632 - Shall I break your egg, sir? - No, thank you. 1090 01:06:55,866 --> 01:06:58,665 - I have me own teeth. - Yes, sir. 1091 01:07:05,476 --> 01:07:07,604 This is the life, huh? 1092 01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:14,246 Only birds eat in the same nest they sleep in. 1093 01:07:14,485 --> 01:07:16,453 Or pigs. 1094 01:07:18,856 --> 01:07:21,951 What does that son of a Revolution think we are? 1095 01:07:22,226 --> 01:07:25,196 - Pigs? - William, please. 1096 01:07:25,462 --> 01:07:28,796 Oh, I'm William now, am I? 1097 01:07:29,033 --> 01:07:33,937 I suppose if we stay in these twin beds much longer, I'll be Mr. Jones. 1098 01:07:34,171 --> 01:07:37,471 Then we'll be communicating by wigwag and semaphore. 1099 01:07:37,708 --> 01:07:41,076 A man and wife should never sail separate courses. 1100 01:07:41,312 --> 01:07:45,340 No wonder they haven't produced anything around here in 30 years. 1101 01:07:45,583 --> 01:07:47,984 What about breakfast? I'm starved. 1102 01:07:48,218 --> 01:07:49,879 Yes, Abby. 1103 01:07:52,189 --> 01:07:56,057 Well! Bless my cinches! Look! 1104 01:07:56,527 --> 01:08:00,191 - Well, really. - Family, meet Emmadel Jones. 1105 01:08:00,931 --> 01:08:03,923 - Hello, family. - Oh, she's lovely. 1106 01:08:04,168 --> 01:08:05,868 This is Aunt Amy. She's the oldest. 1107 01:08:06,070 --> 01:08:09,836 Welcome to our bed and board. And you will be, plenty. 1108 01:08:10,074 --> 01:08:12,270 It's only the men who count here, my dear. 1109 01:08:12,509 --> 01:08:15,001 - Emmadel's going to change all that. - I hope so. 1110 01:08:15,245 --> 01:08:19,307 And this is Aunt Abby. She can't hear very well, but she's a real good egg. 1111 01:08:19,550 --> 01:08:22,281 - This is Uncle Adam. He builds ships. - How do you do? 1112 01:08:22,519 --> 01:08:26,319 - And Uncle Elihu. He breeds horses. - How do you do? 1113 01:08:26,590 --> 01:08:28,726 Bless my cinches, what a sharp little filly. 1114 01:08:28,926 --> 01:08:30,694 - Thank you. - And here's Uncle Prentiss. 1115 01:08:30,894 --> 01:08:33,063 - Once upon a time he had a past. - How do you do? 1116 01:08:33,263 --> 01:08:35,766 One thing you can say about the Stanleys, Miss Jones, 1117 01:08:35,966 --> 01:08:38,435 they have no family skeletons in the closet. 1118 01:08:38,669 --> 01:08:41,263 We all come down to breakfast. 1119 01:08:41,505 --> 01:08:44,167 Oh, I almost forgot. This is Cousin Winifred. 1120 01:08:44,408 --> 01:08:46,811 My maid of honor. I'm very happy to meet you, Winifred. 1121 01:08:47,011 --> 01:08:50,606 - Thank you. - Lights up the old place like a lamp. 1122 01:08:50,848 --> 01:08:54,045 Well, that's because I'm burning a special kind of oil in my... 1123 01:08:54,551 --> 01:08:56,554 - I beg your pardon. - What's wrong with that? 1124 01:08:56,754 --> 01:08:58,244 Well, nothing. Nothing. 1125 01:08:58,522 --> 01:09:01,457 You got the family wedding gift ready, Uncle Elihu? 1126 01:09:03,761 --> 01:09:06,958 - To Emmadel with love. - Thank you so much. 1127 01:09:07,197 --> 01:09:09,632 Five thousand dollars! 1128 01:09:10,267 --> 01:09:11,462 Oh, fif... 1129 01:09:11,702 --> 01:09:15,005 - Five hundred thousand, for what? - It's an old Stanley custom, darling, 1130 01:09:15,205 --> 01:09:17,942 - since you'll be an old Stanley. - But that's half a million. 1131 01:09:18,142 --> 01:09:21,544 - You'll earn it. - And a bonus beside for every colt. 1132 01:09:21,779 --> 01:09:23,907 You're the great white hope, Miss Jones. 1133 01:09:24,148 --> 01:09:26,383 Well, darling. You're not too disappointed, I hope. 1134 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:30,349 Oh. Wilbur, I love you all so much I could cry. 1135 01:09:30,621 --> 01:09:33,958 The fairy tale goes that Cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after. 1136 01:09:34,158 --> 01:09:37,461 And I hereby swear that I'm not a girl to let an old fairy tale down. 1137 01:09:37,661 --> 01:09:40,631 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 1138 01:09:40,864 --> 01:09:43,026 - What's that? - What's happened, Adam? 1139 01:09:43,267 --> 01:09:45,736 Someone's singing over the loudspeaker out on the lawn. 1140 01:09:45,936 --> 01:09:49,386 I guess that's the character that moved into the gatehouse last night. 1141 01:09:51,975 --> 01:09:54,637 You've still got your hand up, darling. 1142 01:09:56,213 --> 01:09:58,477 Excuse me, everybody. 1143 01:09:58,716 --> 01:10:00,707 Tell 'em I'll be here 1144 01:10:00,951 --> 01:10:04,251 That's Petey-boy singing. Coming, Pete. 1145 01:10:04,955 --> 01:10:06,924 What's the matter with you? Where you going? 1146 01:10:07,124 --> 01:10:10,150 What are you doing, going out that window? You crazy? 1147 01:10:10,427 --> 01:10:12,862 Pa, come back here! That vine won't hold you! 1148 01:10:13,097 --> 01:10:17,591 Scum-washed old barnacle, come back here! Hey, Pa! Pa! 1149 01:10:17,835 --> 01:10:21,237 I haven't heard that kind of noise since my first wife died. 1150 01:10:21,472 --> 01:10:23,807 You hear me? You're like an old mackerel out there! 1151 01:10:24,007 --> 01:10:27,705 Pa, come back here! I'm gonna kill you! 1152 01:10:27,945 --> 01:10:31,142 Come back here. You'll catch your death of cold out there! 1153 01:10:31,682 --> 01:10:33,844 Pete, why don't you stop kidding yourself? 1154 01:10:34,084 --> 01:10:37,748 How do you expect to stop a wedding the whole country's waiting for? 1155 01:10:38,856 --> 01:10:42,793 You're fiddling, Pete, while the Far East burns, and while I burn. 1156 01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:45,893 - When are you going back to work? - Pete, boy. Petey. 1157 01:10:46,130 --> 01:10:49,031 Hello, Pa! Come in. How are you? How are you? Look at them. 1158 01:10:49,266 --> 01:10:52,031 - Look at my little barnacles. - Aren't they great? 1159 01:10:52,269 --> 01:10:55,796 - Look, Pa. Your old ship. The Whale. - Oh, Peter, you brought it. 1160 01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:59,634 - I love it. You know that's... - Hey. The bell. 1161 01:11:08,385 --> 01:11:10,487 - You're about to have company. - Company? Who? 1162 01:11:10,687 --> 01:11:11,848 - Emmy! - Emmy! 1163 01:11:12,122 --> 01:11:13,424 What's the matter, your tooth? 1164 01:11:13,624 --> 01:11:15,926 Take her outside and pull her tooth. Use that string. 1165 01:11:16,126 --> 01:11:18,424 You better duck. Get in here, fellas. Inside. 1166 01:11:23,233 --> 01:11:26,103 Everything's square and even, no hangovers, leave them singing, 1167 01:11:26,303 --> 01:11:29,239 check when you ought to check. You no-good... What are you doing? 1168 01:11:29,439 --> 01:11:33,239 - If you wear that thing for breakfast... - You didn't answer my question. 1169 01:11:33,477 --> 01:11:35,980 - What are you doing here? - Well, I can tell you it's... 1170 01:11:36,180 --> 01:11:39,741 - Suzi, Bobby! Well, what on earth? - Mother! 1171 01:11:39,983 --> 01:11:43,621 She got a loose tooth. I didn't have the nerve, so Bobby said he'd hack it out. 1172 01:11:43,821 --> 01:11:46,449 Poor little thing. And with strings yet, you monster. 1173 01:11:46,723 --> 01:11:48,993 Why, I used to tie a string to your tooth, remember? 1174 01:11:49,193 --> 01:11:51,662 - No. - I tied the string to a door, remember? 1175 01:11:51,929 --> 01:11:54,921 - No! - She don't remember. 1176 01:11:55,365 --> 01:11:58,266 Now, Suzi, you close your eyes and make a wish. 1177 01:11:58,502 --> 01:12:00,300 Tell her, Bobby. 1178 01:12:01,605 --> 01:12:04,267 There. Now, let me have it. 1179 01:12:06,176 --> 01:12:08,804 Good. You see, children need a mother's attention. 1180 01:12:10,814 --> 01:12:14,717 Now, Suzi, open your eyes. Tell her, Bobby. 1181 01:12:14,952 --> 01:12:18,445 There, you see? You didn't feel a thing. Look. 1182 01:12:18,722 --> 01:12:21,825 Oh, well, you mustn't cry now. There's nothing left to cry about. 1183 01:12:22,025 --> 01:12:23,927 She's just hysterical because she's hungry. 1184 01:12:24,127 --> 01:12:25,424 Hungry? Why? 1185 01:12:25,662 --> 01:12:29,326 Bobby and I ran into a bit of a problem. You see, Suzi can't cook. 1186 01:12:29,566 --> 01:12:32,069 - They haven't had breakfast? - They had a wonderful one. 1187 01:12:32,269 --> 01:12:34,772 I took them to the drugstore, got them coffee, doughnuts. 1188 01:12:34,972 --> 01:12:36,172 - No, sinkers! - Sinkers. 1189 01:12:36,406 --> 01:12:38,442 - Pete Garvey. - Children need a mother's care. 1190 01:12:38,642 --> 01:12:43,136 - Look, I told you once before, don't... - Don't argue here, in front of the kids. 1191 01:12:43,380 --> 01:12:46,684 Look, Suzi. Take this to the garden, bury it and your wish will come true. 1192 01:12:46,884 --> 01:12:49,615 Go tell her about it, will you, Bobby? 1193 01:12:51,154 --> 01:12:53,254 - Of all the low sneaks. - I'm not a sneak. 1194 01:12:53,457 --> 01:12:55,592 - Mr. Stanley asked me to come here. - Wilbur? 1195 01:12:55,792 --> 01:12:59,129 Yes. I don't see why you resent the fact we finally found a little shelter. 1196 01:12:59,329 --> 01:13:03,133 Out of the city of Boston, did it have to be this shelter? How did you get here? 1197 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:05,301 - It's your fault, Em. - My fault? 1198 01:13:05,535 --> 01:13:09,130 The place you sent us to was rented. Stanley, being a fine gentleman, 1199 01:13:09,373 --> 01:13:12,343 he said, "By all means, come and occupy my gatehouse." 1200 01:13:12,576 --> 01:13:14,611 - You blackmailed your way in. - No blackmail. 1201 01:13:14,811 --> 01:13:17,548 If you plan to squat and hatch out schemes to ruin my wedding, 1202 01:13:17,748 --> 01:13:19,683 you better get off the nest. It won't work. 1203 01:13:19,883 --> 01:13:22,619 I'm in. And I have something else I'd like for you to see. 1204 01:13:22,819 --> 01:13:24,981 Don't touch it, just count the zeros. 1205 01:13:25,489 --> 01:13:29,448 - A wedding present from the family. - Let me see that. Holy tam... 1206 01:13:29,726 --> 01:13:32,726 Well, thanks for the tip, Em. Now I know how much to ask for. 1207 01:13:32,963 --> 01:13:36,365 - How much to ask for what? - I didn't know how to break this to you, 1208 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,903 but I've been preparing to be featured in my own little Cinderella story. 1209 01:13:40,103 --> 01:13:43,373 I've been trying on glass slippers. Very attractive on my 8 1/2 C's. 1210 01:13:43,573 --> 01:13:45,776 - What are you talking about? - Winifred Stanley. 1211 01:13:45,976 --> 01:13:48,001 Winifred Stanley? Well, what about her? 1212 01:13:48,245 --> 01:13:50,441 I met her last night. She likes me. 1213 01:13:50,681 --> 01:13:53,673 Oh, you idiot! Winifred Stanley... 1214 01:13:53,917 --> 01:13:57,683 Is OK. She's $20 million worth of OK. And she's beautiful too, baby. 1215 01:13:58,121 --> 01:14:01,859 I might wind up with a million. When a woman starts out to find a husband... 1216 01:14:02,059 --> 01:14:04,661 Winifred Stanley wouldn't even look at a tramp like you. 1217 01:14:04,861 --> 01:14:07,631 No? You used to love me, honey. Is she any better than you are? 1218 01:14:07,831 --> 01:14:11,165 - I never loved you! I hate you! - You see, you're getting jealous. 1219 01:14:11,401 --> 01:14:15,770 Jealous? Of you? That's wonderful. That's really wonderful. 1220 01:14:16,006 --> 01:14:18,041 Good. You won't mind putting in a pitch for me. 1221 01:14:18,241 --> 01:14:21,445 - Don't step on my dress! - I can't stay off. I'd have to leave town. 1222 01:14:21,645 --> 01:14:25,878 Will you put in a little pitch for me? Tell her some of my lovable features. 1223 01:14:26,116 --> 01:14:28,285 Don't hang around too close, don't cramp my style. 1224 01:14:28,485 --> 01:14:32,046 I don't believe a word you're saying, and when you get that milk-lapping 1225 01:14:32,322 --> 01:14:36,190 expression on your face, you just scare me to death. 1226 01:14:36,460 --> 01:14:38,724 Now, there you go. You see, Emmy? You barge. 1227 01:14:38,962 --> 01:14:41,124 - Help me up! - You mustn't barge. 1228 01:14:41,365 --> 01:14:43,667 If you're gonna be a Stanley, learn to walk like one. 1229 01:14:43,867 --> 01:14:46,529 You ever seen Winifred Stanley? She just floats along. 1230 01:14:46,770 --> 01:14:49,865 - Help me up! - And do something about that temper. 1231 01:14:50,107 --> 01:14:52,643 You must curb it. You and I got a pretty good thing here. 1232 01:14:52,843 --> 01:14:54,745 If you explode, you'll kick it in the chops. 1233 01:14:54,945 --> 01:14:56,814 - Help me up! - If we play our cards right, 1234 01:14:57,014 --> 01:14:58,849 we could wind up being sister-in-laws. 1235 01:14:59,049 --> 01:15:02,119 It's a little too much to expect from the daughter of a mackerel man. 1236 01:15:02,319 --> 01:15:03,980 Up we go. 1237 01:15:05,155 --> 01:15:06,987 My pipe from Paris. 1238 01:15:10,260 --> 01:15:13,423 - You're out. - What's the matter? I was safe. 1239 01:15:13,663 --> 01:15:15,933 - What're you trying? I was safe. - You're out. 1240 01:15:16,133 --> 01:15:18,659 Now, get up to the house before Ma catches you! 1241 01:15:18,902 --> 01:15:22,202 - And as for you, you collaborator. - Now, Emmy, I'm on your side. 1242 01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:24,842 I've got a million reasons to marry Wilbur Stanley. 1243 01:15:25,042 --> 01:15:28,637 - Half a million that I know of. - Well, the biggest reason is you! 1244 01:15:30,180 --> 01:15:32,082 Would you like to cover the Stanley wedding, 1245 01:15:32,282 --> 01:15:34,651 or should I give the assignment to somebody else? 1246 01:15:34,851 --> 01:15:37,487 There's not gonna be any Stanley wedding. I know my Em. 1247 01:15:37,687 --> 01:15:39,656 Right now, she's like a little bucking bronco, 1248 01:15:39,856 --> 01:15:42,392 fixing to rear, tear, kick and plunge all over the place. 1249 01:15:42,592 --> 01:15:46,495 If I can just find the right burr, slip it under her saddle, 1250 01:15:46,730 --> 01:15:50,291 oh, man, she'd kick down every fence in this $40 million corral. 1251 01:16:21,465 --> 01:16:23,734 Well, I'm watching this blond, Winifred, last night, 1252 01:16:23,934 --> 01:16:26,103 casing her real close, her and her cousin, Wilbur. 1253 01:16:26,303 --> 01:16:29,940 And all of a sudden, I get that "poing". The "poing" I get when I sense a story. 1254 01:16:30,140 --> 01:16:33,410 - You haven't had a "poing" for years. - Never you mind, it's infallible. 1255 01:16:33,610 --> 01:16:36,013 Anyhow, I see there's something between her and Wilbur, 1256 01:16:36,213 --> 01:16:38,079 or there has been, or there could be. 1257 01:16:38,315 --> 01:16:40,943 Now, if I could just make her acquaintance. 1258 01:16:41,384 --> 01:16:43,284 I beg your pardon. 1259 01:16:44,588 --> 01:16:45,749 Why, Miss Stanley! 1260 01:16:46,089 --> 01:16:48,558 Well, "Walk into my parlor", said the spider. 1261 01:16:48,825 --> 01:16:51,862 - What happened to you? - No idea, I think it was a tidal wave. 1262 01:16:52,062 --> 01:16:55,365 Well, here. Come over by the fire. Let me get the gas turned up a little. 1263 01:16:55,565 --> 01:16:58,796 George, this is Cousin Wilbur's cousin, Winifred. 1264 01:16:59,035 --> 01:17:01,872 - With your luck, it would have to be. - Get out of that wet coat. 1265 01:17:02,072 --> 01:17:05,008 We'll get you into some dry clothes, get this stuff wrung out. 1266 01:17:05,208 --> 01:17:08,803 There you are. Wait till I get some towels. Get over by the fire there. 1267 01:17:13,283 --> 01:17:16,014 - Wilbur, you do love me, don't you? - Oh, darling. 1268 01:17:16,253 --> 01:17:18,353 Then let's get married tonight, right away. 1269 01:17:18,588 --> 01:17:22,320 But it's four days until Saturday. I don't wanna wait, anything can happen. 1270 01:17:22,559 --> 01:17:27,395 I don't want to wait either. But after all, a Stanley just can't get married, 1271 01:17:27,631 --> 01:17:31,590 - like other people, at the drop of a hat. - Why not? Is there a law against it? 1272 01:17:31,835 --> 01:17:33,667 Certainly, for people like us. 1273 01:17:33,904 --> 01:17:36,239 Laws of tradition. Laws of what's expected of you. 1274 01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:38,999 The wedding invitations have gone out to 500 people. 1275 01:17:39,242 --> 01:17:42,075 There's more relatives on the way, newsreels, television. 1276 01:17:42,312 --> 01:17:45,475 - I know. I just... - Just what, Emmadel? 1277 01:17:45,715 --> 01:17:48,452 Wilbur. Remember my telling you about an idiot I grew up with? 1278 01:17:48,652 --> 01:17:51,388 - I was ten and thought I was in love? - The newspaperman. 1279 01:17:51,588 --> 01:17:55,752 He's here. But you don't know he's the thing you dragged out of the rain. 1280 01:17:56,026 --> 01:17:57,255 Sure, I know. 1281 01:17:57,494 --> 01:17:59,485 - You do? - I do. 1282 01:18:00,397 --> 01:18:01,898 Why did you bring him if you knew? 1283 01:18:02,098 --> 01:18:04,260 I had to be absolutely sure you wanted me. 1284 01:18:04,501 --> 01:18:06,903 - But you don't think I want him? - Well, I hope not. 1285 01:18:07,103 --> 01:18:09,106 I should say not. He makes me absolutely ill. 1286 01:18:09,306 --> 01:18:12,242 And I want you to go down there and throw him out on his ear. 1287 01:18:12,442 --> 01:18:14,740 Oh, darling. Thanks. 1288 01:18:14,978 --> 01:18:16,571 - But I can't. - Why not? 1289 01:18:16,813 --> 01:18:18,782 A little thing called a gentleman's agreement. 1290 01:18:18,982 --> 01:18:22,441 Wilbur, you don't understand. Pete Garvey is no gentleman, 1291 01:18:22,686 --> 01:18:24,254 and I don't want him around here. 1292 01:18:24,454 --> 01:18:26,047 Why not, darling? You scared? 1293 01:18:26,323 --> 01:18:29,816 Scared? Of him? Well, I say! 1294 01:18:31,528 --> 01:18:34,678 He thinks if he hangs around he can bust up our wedding. Can he? 1295 01:18:34,898 --> 01:18:36,764 - Did he say that? - He said that. 1296 01:18:38,335 --> 01:18:42,067 Don't you dare throw him out of here. Don't you dare throw him out of here! 1297 01:18:42,305 --> 01:18:46,401 Wilbur, do me a favor. Ask him to sing at our wedding. He thinks he can sing. 1298 01:18:46,643 --> 01:18:50,546 Nothing would give greater pleasure than to marry you if he has to sing to it. 1299 01:18:50,780 --> 01:18:52,373 Ooh, am I gonna make it! 1300 01:18:52,616 --> 01:18:55,218 I'll quit barging. I won't lose my temper no matter what. 1301 01:18:55,418 --> 01:18:58,479 And I'm going to learn how to be a lady, come... 1302 01:18:58,755 --> 01:19:01,588 ... well, come high water. And I'm gonna marry you. 1303 01:19:04,794 --> 01:19:07,931 I beg your pardon, Mr. Stanley, but did you ask to see a Mr. Cusick... 1304 01:19:08,131 --> 01:19:11,829 Oh, yes, Baines. Thank you. Mr. Cusick. Ask him... 1305 01:19:12,068 --> 01:19:14,935 - Ask him to wait outside. - Yes, sir. 1306 01:19:15,472 --> 01:19:18,208 I'm gonna marry you if it's the last thing I do on this earth. 1307 01:19:18,408 --> 01:19:21,503 And I'm gonna get out of this because I look like Halloween. 1308 01:19:24,381 --> 01:19:25,615 - Please, Mr. Garvey. - Pete. 1309 01:19:25,815 --> 01:19:28,585 Pete, they called me, when I was towel boy at the Turkish bath. 1310 01:19:28,785 --> 01:19:30,454 - This is embarrassing. - Embarrassing? 1311 01:19:30,654 --> 01:19:31,849 You mean with George? 1312 01:19:32,122 --> 01:19:34,991 We've shared everything since we were this high, haven't we? 1313 01:19:35,191 --> 01:19:37,894 That we have. We never shared anything like this, however. 1314 01:19:38,094 --> 01:19:40,597 - Well, I can imagine how I look... - You look beautiful. 1315 01:19:40,797 --> 01:19:44,427 You look better wet than you do the other way. It brings out your... 1316 01:19:44,668 --> 01:19:47,694 Your personality. Cousin Wilbur ever see you soaking wet? 1317 01:19:47,937 --> 01:19:49,905 - Cousin Wilbur? No, why? - Yeah. 1318 01:19:50,140 --> 01:19:51,340 You see, that's too bad. 1319 01:19:51,574 --> 01:19:53,810 Little things might change the course of history. 1320 01:19:54,010 --> 01:19:56,947 And you shouldn't call him Cousin Wilbur. It reminds him of things. 1321 01:19:57,147 --> 01:19:59,983 - Reminds him of what things? - That you're both Stanleys. 1322 01:20:00,183 --> 01:20:03,783 I'll bet that's been a problem through your entire life. Being a Stanley? 1323 01:20:03,987 --> 01:20:06,285 - How did you know that? - George. 1324 01:20:06,556 --> 01:20:08,752 "Poing!" Are you listening? 1325 01:20:09,025 --> 01:20:11,194 Cousin Wilbur ever tell you how beautiful you are? 1326 01:20:11,394 --> 01:20:12,828 - Me? - Yeah. 1327 01:20:13,063 --> 01:20:15,361 I see he hasn't. It's all your own fault too, 1328 01:20:15,598 --> 01:20:17,634 because you are beautiful, a perfect knockout. 1329 01:20:17,834 --> 01:20:19,936 It would take the eye of an artiste to detect it 1330 01:20:20,136 --> 01:20:22,038 through that camouflage you're wrapped in. 1331 01:20:22,238 --> 01:20:24,730 And Wilbur's no artiste, I'll tell you that. 1332 01:20:24,974 --> 01:20:27,136 Definitely not a... He's... 1333 01:20:28,445 --> 01:20:29,879 He's... 1334 01:20:30,647 --> 01:20:33,048 - Say, let me see you up on your toes. - My toes? 1335 01:20:33,283 --> 01:20:35,809 Up, up. Come on. Up, up, up. 1336 01:20:37,487 --> 01:20:38,977 Wow. 1337 01:20:39,255 --> 01:20:42,156 - George. - Hold the phone, Esther. 1338 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:45,829 - What's the matter? - Doesn't it make a difference? 1339 01:20:46,029 --> 01:20:48,698 - That changes legs into gams. - There you are, you see? 1340 01:20:48,898 --> 01:20:50,667 - Gams? - Why do you wear track shoes? 1341 01:20:50,867 --> 01:20:54,304 - Running the anchor lap in the relay? - I'm too tall, if you must know. 1342 01:20:54,504 --> 01:20:57,073 - Too tall? Did you hear that, George? - Too tall for what? 1343 01:20:57,273 --> 01:21:00,903 Too tall. How ridiculous can you be? You ever hear of a squatty goddess? 1344 01:21:01,144 --> 01:21:04,079 Was Cleopatra a shorty? Was Mata Hari a shrimp? 1345 01:21:04,314 --> 01:21:06,483 Was Venus de Milo a midget? No, of course not. 1346 01:21:06,683 --> 01:21:08,733 Why, they were all first basemen like you. 1347 01:21:08,952 --> 01:21:11,478 Tell McCarthy I want a feature story on tall women. 1348 01:21:11,755 --> 01:21:13,382 Low heels indeed. 1349 01:21:13,656 --> 01:21:16,726 And Helen of Troy. Was it her face that launched those thousand ships? 1350 01:21:16,926 --> 01:21:19,623 No, of course not. High heels. Gams. 1351 01:21:19,863 --> 01:21:22,866 Slip out of those things, we'll launch Cousin Wilbur in the morning. 1352 01:21:23,066 --> 01:21:26,559 You know, Miss Stanley, men seldom make passes at flat-heeled lasses. 1353 01:21:26,803 --> 01:21:28,738 - George, that's beautifully put. - What? 1354 01:21:28,938 --> 01:21:31,708 Yes, I thought so. Did you get that, Esther? Put that down. 1355 01:21:31,908 --> 01:21:35,003 What he means is, dear, that you're just not whistle-bait. 1356 01:21:35,245 --> 01:21:37,845 - Whistle-bait? - Yeah. Don't you know from whistles? 1357 01:21:38,148 --> 01:21:40,242 Well, I... 1358 01:21:40,483 --> 01:21:44,147 - Nobody ever do that to you? - Why, of course not. How common! 1359 01:21:44,421 --> 01:21:45,855 George. 1360 01:21:46,089 --> 01:21:48,692 This is a complete overhaul job. I can see that right now. 1361 01:21:48,892 --> 01:21:52,295 Look, there's a pair of pajamas in the bedroom there. Will you put them on? 1362 01:21:52,495 --> 01:21:55,260 - Mr. Garvey! - Go, hurry up. I've only got four days. 1363 01:21:55,498 --> 01:21:57,734 - Four days to do what? - To make you into a Jones. 1364 01:21:57,934 --> 01:21:59,369 I'm Pygmalion Pete, they call me. 1365 01:21:59,569 --> 01:22:02,439 But I can't Pygmalion if you stand around in those soaking clothes. 1366 01:22:02,639 --> 01:22:05,375 I'm gonna sculpt you into a little production, a little one 1367 01:22:05,575 --> 01:22:07,978 that's gonna knock Cousin Wilbur right on his ear. 1368 01:22:08,178 --> 01:22:09,407 - Why? - Why what? 1369 01:22:09,646 --> 01:22:11,978 Why do you want me to knock Cousin Wilbur...? 1370 01:22:12,215 --> 01:22:16,846 I mean, why are you so anxious for me to be attractive to Cousin Wilbur? 1371 01:22:19,589 --> 01:22:20,750 Can I level with you? 1372 01:22:21,024 --> 01:22:23,627 I wish you would. I've never been so confused in my life. 1373 01:22:23,827 --> 01:22:26,455 I want to marry Emmadel Jones myself. 1374 01:22:27,497 --> 01:22:29,090 Will you help me? 1375 01:22:29,332 --> 01:22:31,061 Can I level with you? 1376 01:22:31,301 --> 01:22:33,603 You've been in love with Cousin Wilbur all your life. 1377 01:22:33,803 --> 01:22:35,605 Yes, and I'll do anything short of murder. 1378 01:22:35,805 --> 01:22:38,467 Winnie, I love you. I love you, love you! 1379 01:22:41,177 --> 01:22:43,280 That's the first time a man ever said that to me. 1380 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:45,244 - You're kidding. - I like it. 1381 01:22:45,482 --> 01:22:47,450 It's nice. 1382 01:22:51,321 --> 01:22:53,290 - I should've taken this up long ago. - Sure. 1383 01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:56,357 - Pajamas, you say? In there? - Pajamas. Go ahead. 1384 01:22:56,593 --> 01:22:58,425 Oh, that walk. 1385 01:22:58,661 --> 01:23:02,499 The walk's a brute, you walk like you're taking a sobriety test, like a Stanley. 1386 01:23:02,699 --> 01:23:07,330 Walk like a Jones, barge around, like a live bait boat, like Emmy does, like this. 1387 01:23:07,570 --> 01:23:11,507 Makes you a colorful tomato. Now, go get the pajamas. Come on, hurry up. 1388 01:23:13,176 --> 01:23:14,944 You'll still be here too, won't you? 1389 01:23:15,144 --> 01:23:18,045 Sure, sure. Running a newspaper is just a hobby with me. 1390 01:23:23,419 --> 01:23:25,555 - I'll be right down, Esther. - Where you going? 1391 01:23:25,755 --> 01:23:28,024 - Going to work. I eat, remember? - Are you kidding? 1392 01:23:28,224 --> 01:23:30,226 - This is great. I just found my burr. - Her? 1393 01:23:30,426 --> 01:23:34,197 Yes, a great big blond beautiful burr. I'll slip her right under Emmy's saddle. 1394 01:23:34,397 --> 01:23:37,458 I won't be down today, Esther. I'm going to a rodeo. 1395 01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:39,600 Now you're thinking, George. 1396 01:23:39,969 --> 01:23:41,164 - Mr. Cusick? - Yes. 1397 01:23:41,404 --> 01:23:43,106 - How do you spell that name? - C-U... 1398 01:23:43,306 --> 01:23:45,508 Pardon, stand over here. You're right in the sun. 1399 01:23:45,708 --> 01:23:48,473 - Oh, that's quite all right. - We spell it C-U-S-I-C-K. 1400 01:23:48,711 --> 01:23:50,914 You're one of the few people who say it correctly. 1401 01:23:51,114 --> 01:23:52,309 - Polish? - Pol...? 1402 01:23:52,549 --> 01:23:54,584 Oh, no, no, sir. American for generations. 1403 01:23:54,784 --> 01:23:57,987 - How long in the Immigration Service? - Twenty-five years next January. 1404 01:23:58,187 --> 01:24:00,156 - It's a long and honorable career. - Yes, sir. 1405 01:24:00,356 --> 01:24:03,121 Now about Mr. Garvey. If he isn't married by Saturday, 1406 01:24:03,359 --> 01:24:06,129 - he loses the children, right? - Yes, they go back to France. 1407 01:24:06,329 --> 01:24:08,765 Cusick, I know the children, and I like them very much. 1408 01:24:08,965 --> 01:24:12,959 My bride-to-be is sort of hipped on the subject of children. Any children. 1409 01:24:13,202 --> 01:24:15,330 And I am getting married Saturday. 1410 01:24:15,572 --> 01:24:19,509 How about a bid for the little Frenchies if he should miss connections? 1411 01:24:19,742 --> 01:24:21,767 To adopt them yourselves, Mr. Stanley? 1412 01:24:22,011 --> 01:24:23,479 To adopt them ourselves. 1413 01:24:24,314 --> 01:24:27,951 First, the basic fundamental principle in Pygmalion Pete's School of Charm 1414 01:24:28,151 --> 01:24:30,984 is that you gotta laugh, be happy, be gay, be insouciant. 1415 01:24:31,254 --> 01:24:32,504 Bubble, live, enjoy life. 1416 01:24:32,755 --> 01:24:34,457 - With Uncle Elihu? - Uncle Whola-who? 1417 01:24:34,657 --> 01:24:36,284 - Uncle Elihu. - Who's he? 1418 01:24:36,559 --> 01:24:39,824 Oh, he considers himself head of the family and he breeds horses 1419 01:24:40,063 --> 01:24:43,124 and mentally breeds Stanleys and thinks my blood's too blue. 1420 01:24:43,366 --> 01:24:46,631 - Too blue for what? - There aren't any Stanleys under 30. 1421 01:24:46,869 --> 01:24:48,671 He thinks there should be more red blood. 1422 01:24:48,871 --> 01:24:52,307 - Ah, like the Jones blood. - Yes. Yeah. 1423 01:24:52,542 --> 01:24:55,145 He thinks I'm as barren as a weed patch. How does he know? 1424 01:24:55,345 --> 01:24:58,748 Yes, how does he know? It's just that he's afraid, like all the Stanley clan. 1425 01:24:58,948 --> 01:25:01,151 Afraid of themselves, of you. You're afraid of you. 1426 01:25:01,351 --> 01:25:02,786 - I'm not afraid! - Of course not. 1427 01:25:02,986 --> 01:25:06,820 Barren, indeed. A great big beautiful girl like you might have 20 children. 1428 01:25:07,090 --> 01:25:09,959 You'll have a football team, platoon system, offense and defense. 1429 01:25:10,159 --> 01:25:14,062 It's because he's afraid. He's never relaxed, never learned to enjoy life. 1430 01:25:14,297 --> 01:25:16,595 No fun, no bubble, no laughs, no chuckles. 1431 01:25:16,833 --> 01:25:18,968 Have you ever had a real big laugh in your life? 1432 01:25:19,168 --> 01:25:20,693 Well, yes. I guess so. 1433 01:25:20,937 --> 01:25:24,931 Well, let me hear you laugh once. Let's hear a right nice, big, raucous laugh. 1434 01:25:28,111 --> 01:25:30,311 - That's a raucous laugh, huh? - Pretty sick. 1435 01:25:30,546 --> 01:25:33,106 That's nothing, nothing at all. Can't you laugh? 1436 01:25:33,349 --> 01:25:36,219 How do you expect me to laugh when there's nothing to laugh at? 1437 01:25:36,419 --> 01:25:39,989 You don't need anything. You laugh at life because it's fun, good, enjoyable. 1438 01:25:40,189 --> 01:25:42,692 - Well, all right. Go ahead, you laugh. - Why, sure. 1439 01:25:42,892 --> 01:25:45,495 Remember we were coming home from Wellesley on the old bus, 1440 01:25:45,695 --> 01:25:48,596 and the tailgate fell off, and you fell out in the snow? 1441 01:25:48,831 --> 01:25:50,356 Do you remember that...? 1442 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:53,331 You remember when we were in Worcester? 1443 01:25:55,672 --> 01:25:59,768 - The time when the... - Cop came up and fell off his cycle... 1444 01:26:00,009 --> 01:26:01,977 And we got off at the... 1445 01:26:07,016 --> 01:26:09,508 - What's so funny? - Oh, I don't know. 1446 01:26:09,752 --> 01:26:12,312 But it's the best laugh I've had in years. 1447 01:26:12,588 --> 01:26:16,491 I'm afraid we're rushing her too fast. We're bringing her along too rapidly. 1448 01:26:16,759 --> 01:26:19,596 She's not ready to laugh yet. We'll get back to something else. 1449 01:26:19,796 --> 01:26:23,494 Now, the walking, the promenade, the way you walk. It's very important. 1450 01:26:23,800 --> 01:26:26,336 We gotta work. It's like you're stepping over a bonfire. 1451 01:26:26,536 --> 01:26:28,371 Now, go up and down here a couple of times. 1452 01:26:28,571 --> 01:26:31,341 Now, watch this, George. This is very important. This is basic. 1453 01:26:31,541 --> 01:26:34,738 Men notice how girls walk. It's the first thing they... 1454 01:26:37,413 --> 01:26:39,177 That's nothing. That's too prissy. 1455 01:26:39,415 --> 01:26:42,685 Just like a Stanley, too much Stanley. You gotta get a little Jones in it. 1456 01:26:42,885 --> 01:26:44,354 - You're afraid. - I'm not afraid. 1457 01:26:44,554 --> 01:26:47,148 You're scared to death. Now, let's see you go again. 1458 01:26:47,423 --> 01:26:49,949 Oh, no. No, no, no. 1459 01:26:50,226 --> 01:26:51,928 - That's Ma Jones! - That's pretty good. 1460 01:26:52,128 --> 01:26:53,963 That's too much. We gotta cut that in half. 1461 01:26:54,163 --> 01:26:58,191 Dilute that, cut it down 50 percent and we might be getting somewhere. 1462 01:26:58,434 --> 01:27:01,096 Now, let's see about 50 percent of that. 1463 01:27:10,747 --> 01:27:13,842 Pete! He whistled! At me! Thank you! 1464 01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:16,383 - Of course he did. Why wouldn't he? - You see? 1465 01:27:16,586 --> 01:27:20,290 Another thing, don't look down at men. It gives them an inferiority complex, 1466 01:27:20,490 --> 01:27:23,526 makes them feel like they're in the morning lineup. Here, sit down. 1467 01:27:23,726 --> 01:27:26,129 Look up at men like Emmy does. Tilt your head a little. 1468 01:27:26,329 --> 01:27:28,298 - Like this? - Give it a little like that. 1469 01:27:28,498 --> 01:27:31,968 Now, give them those limpid blues. Bat those lashes. Fan and flip them. 1470 01:27:32,168 --> 01:27:35,968 - Oh, now we're moving! - I think you're getting to me. 1471 01:27:36,205 --> 01:27:38,608 - I feel so silly. - What's wrong with feeling silly? 1472 01:27:38,808 --> 01:27:42,278 Men love silly girls. Emmadel Jones is the silliest girl you've ever seen. 1473 01:27:42,478 --> 01:27:44,978 Why, Emmadel breaks up at funerals, she's so silly. 1474 01:27:45,181 --> 01:27:46,783 There's nothing wrong, men love it. 1475 01:27:46,983 --> 01:27:49,352 They adore a silly girl, makes them feel protective. 1476 01:27:49,552 --> 01:27:52,255 Isn't she silly? She's cute, but she's silly. They like them. 1477 01:27:52,455 --> 01:27:53,616 - Right, George? - Yeah. 1478 01:27:53,890 --> 01:27:55,925 And another thing, you must learn to wrestle. 1479 01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:57,286 - Wrestle? - Wrestle. 1480 01:27:57,560 --> 01:27:59,796 - Here's where I came in. - Wait a minute, George! 1481 01:27:59,996 --> 01:28:02,932 Wrestling's important. It breaks them down, loosens up their joints. 1482 01:28:03,132 --> 01:28:06,035 Makes you supple. Besides, you may have to fight Emmy for Wilbur. 1483 01:28:06,235 --> 01:28:08,237 - Fight her for him. - I'll fight anything. 1484 01:28:08,437 --> 01:28:11,541 What do you weigh and who's your manager? We'll book you Friday. 1485 01:28:11,741 --> 01:28:12,976 - Ever seen a headlock? - No. 1486 01:28:13,176 --> 01:28:15,311 How do you think Emmy got Wilbur to propose? 1487 01:28:15,511 --> 01:28:19,778 She hit him with a walkover headlock just like this. There we go. 1488 01:28:20,016 --> 01:28:23,884 Get the headlock on him, and you put on the pressure and you pull. 1489 01:28:24,153 --> 01:28:27,555 Thattagirl! Give it to him. Give it to him! Twist it. Twist it! 1490 01:28:27,790 --> 01:28:30,159 - Uncle! - Twist it off and beat his head with it! 1491 01:28:30,359 --> 01:28:34,023 - Where's the ref? Where's the ref? - Twist it. Ah, there's no referee. 1492 01:28:34,263 --> 01:28:37,013 - This is for keeps. Twist it! Twist it! - Hey, now. No! 1493 01:28:37,233 --> 01:28:38,792 Give it to him! 1494 01:28:40,369 --> 01:28:42,633 I beg your pardon. 1495 01:28:43,005 --> 01:28:45,565 - Cousin Winifred. - Cousin Wilbur. 1496 01:28:45,808 --> 01:28:47,944 We were working out a few holds. We open Friday. 1497 01:28:48,144 --> 01:28:50,044 Winnie, wait a minute. Where you going? 1498 01:28:50,279 --> 01:28:53,082 She's a potential killer. She could wrestle in the big time. 1499 01:28:53,282 --> 01:28:54,582 - Killer? - Sure. Show him. 1500 01:28:54,784 --> 01:28:58,618 Now, you're not afraid of anything anymore, nothing in the whole world. 1501 01:28:58,888 --> 01:29:00,490 Show how relaxed and loose and you are. 1502 01:29:00,690 --> 01:29:02,458 - Shake him up a little. - Well, first, 1503 01:29:02,658 --> 01:29:05,328 - you shake him up a little, loosen him. - Make the joints... 1504 01:29:05,528 --> 01:29:07,497 Because, you see, all us Stanleys are afraid. 1505 01:29:07,697 --> 01:29:10,099 Loosen up, relax and have laughs, don't you understand? 1506 01:29:10,299 --> 01:29:12,935 - Cousin Winifred, what...? - Don't call me Cousin Winifred! 1507 01:29:13,135 --> 01:29:15,297 I'm only your fourth cousin, twice removed. 1508 01:29:15,538 --> 01:29:16,906 Why, we're hardly even related. 1509 01:29:17,106 --> 01:29:19,142 In the deep South, you'd be kissing cousins. 1510 01:29:19,342 --> 01:29:20,810 Yeah, kissing cousins. 1511 01:29:21,043 --> 01:29:23,046 - Go ahead, put the headlock on. - All right. 1512 01:29:23,246 --> 01:29:25,846 - Look at that. That's wonderful. - That's beautiful. 1513 01:29:26,582 --> 01:29:29,381 George. "Poing"! 1514 01:29:30,086 --> 01:29:31,417 Wilbur. 1515 01:29:35,391 --> 01:29:37,291 Oh, Mr. Cusick! Are you hurt any? 1516 01:29:37,526 --> 01:29:39,562 I'm not hurt, but I could've broken my glasses! 1517 01:29:39,762 --> 01:29:41,297 - I'm glad you didn't. - Who is she? 1518 01:29:41,497 --> 01:29:43,433 Oh, that's a sleepwalker. She just woke up. 1519 01:29:43,633 --> 01:29:46,536 Say, Mr. Stanley is here. Ix-nay in front of Anley-stay, you know? 1520 01:29:46,736 --> 01:29:48,568 What? Oh, hello, Mr. Stan... 1521 01:29:48,804 --> 01:29:50,772 Ix-nay in front of Arvey-gay. 1522 01:29:51,007 --> 01:29:52,775 - What'd he mean by that? - I don't know. 1523 01:29:52,975 --> 01:29:55,078 - I just dropped in... - Wanna come in and rest? 1524 01:29:55,278 --> 01:29:57,513 No, I don't! I just dropped by to check the address 1525 01:29:57,713 --> 01:29:59,449 and remind you Saturday is the deadline. 1526 01:29:59,649 --> 01:30:02,285 - I know, we're fine. - Yeah, I'm glad to hear that it is. 1527 01:30:02,485 --> 01:30:04,353 - We'll be by here Saturday morning, - Yes. 1528 01:30:04,553 --> 01:30:07,757 With a matron, to leave the children if you're married, or pick them up. 1529 01:30:07,957 --> 01:30:09,659 - Understood. - I don't have to warn you 1530 01:30:09,859 --> 01:30:11,828 not to remove the children from the premises. 1531 01:30:12,028 --> 01:30:14,263 You do, it's a federal offense. The FBI takes over. 1532 01:30:14,463 --> 01:30:16,165 - I understand. - I could have broken... 1533 01:30:16,365 --> 01:30:18,768 - Let me see. - I think I did, I broke my upper plate! 1534 01:30:18,968 --> 01:30:20,670 - I broke the upper plate! - Let me see. 1535 01:30:20,870 --> 01:30:22,770 - No, I don't want... - That old snag. 1536 01:30:23,005 --> 01:30:25,775 That old snag wasn't doing you any good. Have it pulled today. 1537 01:30:25,975 --> 01:30:29,104 Novocaine's on me. OK. 1538 01:30:36,085 --> 01:30:38,486 - So you lose the kids unless... - Stick them up! 1539 01:30:38,754 --> 01:30:42,384 Quiet. Here they come. Here they are. Hi, Bobby. 1540 01:30:42,658 --> 01:30:44,293 - When do we eat? - When do we eat? 1541 01:30:44,493 --> 01:30:46,395 That's all I hear. What do you want to eat? 1542 01:30:46,595 --> 01:30:48,331 - What? Quel manger? - Em and heggs. 1543 01:30:48,531 --> 01:30:49,965 - What? - Em and heggs. 1544 01:30:50,199 --> 01:30:52,435 Em and heggs? Oh, it's a good thing you said that. 1545 01:30:52,635 --> 01:30:55,635 Go on out and get it ready. I'll be right out, huh? Go ahead. 1546 01:30:56,706 --> 01:30:58,868 Hey, come back. 1547 01:31:01,110 --> 01:31:02,908 Merci beaucoup. 1548 01:31:04,814 --> 01:31:06,908 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 1549 01:31:07,149 --> 01:31:10,312 Nobody's gonna take those kids from me, George. Nobody. 1550 01:31:10,553 --> 01:31:13,386 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 1551 01:31:13,656 --> 01:31:15,590 Tell 'em I'll be there 1552 01:31:15,825 --> 01:31:20,353 When the party's getting a glow on And singing fills the air 1553 01:31:20,596 --> 01:31:24,123 - What're you doing? - Three orphans in search of a mother. 1554 01:31:24,367 --> 01:31:26,002 I gotta get back to the office, Pete. 1555 01:31:26,202 --> 01:31:28,938 Those wisenheimers will wonder what I've been doing all day. 1556 01:31:29,138 --> 01:31:31,638 In the shank of the night When the doings are right 1557 01:31:31,874 --> 01:31:37,176 Well, you can tell 'em I'll be there Well, you can tell 'em we'll be there 1558 01:31:40,950 --> 01:31:44,318 - Good afternoon, Cousin Winifred. - Hi, Em. 1559 01:31:46,922 --> 01:31:50,426 - What do you hear from the mob? - Well, really, Winifred, your language. 1560 01:31:50,626 --> 01:31:55,530 Well, Lady La-di-da. Your language, not my language. 1561 01:31:55,765 --> 01:31:58,462 I think we'd better go down for rehearsal. 1562 01:32:01,070 --> 01:32:02,905 What'd you do? Shed your skin or something? 1563 01:32:03,105 --> 01:32:05,574 Yeah. I'm growing a new one. Jones skin. 1564 01:32:05,808 --> 01:32:07,944 You'll make it. You've got a snake teaching you. 1565 01:32:08,144 --> 01:32:10,272 A very nice snake too. 1566 01:32:10,513 --> 01:32:14,245 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 1567 01:32:14,483 --> 01:32:16,577 Tell him I'll be there 1568 01:32:16,819 --> 01:32:19,481 In the cool, cool, cool of the evening 1569 01:32:19,755 --> 01:32:22,281 Be a Jones and you'll get somewhere 1570 01:32:22,558 --> 01:32:25,255 When the party's getting a glow on 1571 01:32:25,494 --> 01:32:27,826 And whistles fill the air 1572 01:32:28,064 --> 01:32:30,533 If there are plenty of men And they need a new yen 1573 01:32:30,766 --> 01:32:33,827 You can tell 'em I'll be there 1574 01:32:34,070 --> 01:32:35,367 Cousin Emmy. 1575 01:32:38,441 --> 01:32:39,636 Cousin Winnie. 1576 01:32:56,826 --> 01:33:00,194 Oh, promise me that someday You and I 1577 01:33:00,463 --> 01:33:02,431 Pardon me, but your promise is a little flat. 1578 01:33:02,631 --> 01:33:04,667 To think of it, your promises were always flat. 1579 01:33:04,867 --> 01:33:08,170 I don't care if they're flat or sharp, as long as you sing at my wedding. 1580 01:33:08,370 --> 01:33:10,907 - It was my idea, you know. - What's this guy got, anyway? 1581 01:33:11,107 --> 01:33:12,341 - What guy? - It's not money, 1582 01:33:12,541 --> 01:33:14,210 Winifred's got as much money as he has. 1583 01:33:14,410 --> 01:33:17,213 Pretty rough jolt, the only girls in the world I wanted to marry 1584 01:33:17,413 --> 01:33:20,049 and they're both, both of them, in love with Wilbur Stanley. 1585 01:33:20,249 --> 01:33:22,151 Oh, and you used to be such a good reporter. 1586 01:33:22,351 --> 01:33:24,320 - Now you sound like a journalist. - You know? 1587 01:33:24,520 --> 01:33:26,355 - You won't cloud my sky. - You should see 1588 01:33:26,555 --> 01:33:28,956 the way he looks at her when you're not watching. 1589 01:33:29,191 --> 01:33:30,259 - Everyone's talking. - Really? Oh, really. 1590 01:33:30,459 --> 01:33:31,093 - Everyone's talking. - Really? Oh, really. 1591 01:33:31,293 --> 01:33:33,863 I understand that she'll live with you after the wedding. 1592 01:33:34,063 --> 01:33:37,066 - Yes, she is. What about it? - Oh, that should be real, real jolly. 1593 01:33:37,266 --> 01:33:40,236 I just can't picture my Emmy the member of a harem, that's all. 1594 01:33:40,436 --> 01:33:42,605 It's not my business. You're leaving my life. 1595 01:33:42,805 --> 01:33:44,907 - I certainly am! - I feel obligated to tell you 1596 01:33:45,107 --> 01:33:46,700 you're being made a chump of. 1597 01:33:46,942 --> 01:33:49,378 - Well, that's decent of you. - You know something else? 1598 01:33:49,578 --> 01:33:51,876 - They are kissing cousins. - Bride! 1599 01:33:54,517 --> 01:33:56,952 - Who? - Four times removed. 1600 01:33:57,186 --> 01:33:58,915 Very delicate situation, huh? 1601 01:33:59,188 --> 01:34:02,681 - Bride, please! - Watch it. Keep a sharp eye. 1602 01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:05,394 All right, friends. The rehearsal is about to begin. 1603 01:34:05,594 --> 01:34:07,722 Let us organize ourselves. This is it. 1604 01:34:07,963 --> 01:34:10,066 All right, Stanleys, if you'll take your places 1605 01:34:10,266 --> 01:34:12,667 down front, on the right, please. Thank you. 1606 01:34:12,902 --> 01:34:14,927 Now the bride's father, please. 1607 01:34:16,305 --> 01:34:19,798 - Friends, where is the bride's father? - Here, here. 1608 01:34:20,309 --> 01:34:24,268 - This is your father? - Yes, any objections? 1609 01:34:25,581 --> 01:34:27,183 Let's get on with this, Mr. Lilley. 1610 01:34:27,383 --> 01:34:29,784 - Now, you come down the aisle left. - Now? 1611 01:34:30,019 --> 01:34:31,887 - Now. How do you feel? - I'm fine, but... 1612 01:34:32,087 --> 01:34:35,358 - Suppose I can't make her wrestle? - She'll wrestle. Do what I told you. 1613 01:34:35,558 --> 01:34:37,126 - To us. - Don't forget the headlock, 1614 01:34:37,326 --> 01:34:39,628 the hammerlock and then the crusher with the toehold. 1615 01:34:39,828 --> 01:34:41,523 - Good luck to you, kid. - OK. 1616 01:34:41,764 --> 01:34:45,223 No tears at rehearsal. If you will stand right on the left. 1617 01:34:45,467 --> 01:34:47,435 - Don't shove! - Oh, this is bad luck. 1618 01:34:47,670 --> 01:34:49,572 - Didn't you know that? - What's bad luck? 1619 01:34:49,772 --> 01:34:51,574 For the bride to take part in a rehearsal. 1620 01:34:51,774 --> 01:34:53,976 That's just an old wives' tale, a superstition. 1621 01:34:54,176 --> 01:34:56,412 - Come on, Pa. - But if that's the way you want it. 1622 01:34:56,612 --> 01:34:58,314 Now, that doesn't mean you can relax. 1623 01:34:58,514 --> 01:35:02,348 I want you to observe everything we do and do it exactly as she does it. 1624 01:35:02,585 --> 01:35:06,715 I'll take you to your place. Down here with your mother, please. On the left. 1625 01:35:06,989 --> 01:35:09,091 I'm about to show Wilbur the other half of Emmy. 1626 01:35:09,291 --> 01:35:12,395 - If it works, I'm a duck-billed platypus. - You'll be at the zoo. 1627 01:35:12,595 --> 01:35:14,897 And I'll be here to catch her when he throws her out. 1628 01:35:15,097 --> 01:35:19,227 You won't be needing this thing. This is a wedding, not a grunion run. 1629 01:35:19,468 --> 01:35:22,494 And bride, modest, please! 1630 01:35:22,738 --> 01:35:24,407 All right, "The Wedding March", please. 1631 01:35:24,607 --> 01:35:26,871 - Watch this, George. - Now. 1632 01:35:32,214 --> 01:35:34,649 One and two and... 1633 01:35:34,883 --> 01:35:37,250 Bride! Bride! You're doing it... 1634 01:35:37,486 --> 01:35:39,853 Stop it! Stop that music! 1635 01:35:40,956 --> 01:35:43,118 Walk it, Winnie! Yeah! 1636 01:35:43,425 --> 01:35:47,196 Please, don't whistle! Don't whistle! I can't do another thing if you whistle! 1637 01:35:47,396 --> 01:35:49,598 For goodness' sake, stop! We have to do it over! 1638 01:35:49,798 --> 01:35:51,994 Why is Winifred shaking, Adam? 1639 01:35:52,234 --> 01:35:55,067 - Adam has forgotten. - Adam never knew. 1640 01:35:55,371 --> 01:35:57,169 - Rock it, baby! - Stop it! Stop it! 1641 01:35:57,406 --> 01:35:59,204 We have to do it over again. 1642 01:35:59,441 --> 01:36:02,376 Please! You're carrying the bride, not a football! 1643 01:36:06,248 --> 01:36:09,149 For goodness' sakes, stop that! 1644 01:36:09,385 --> 01:36:10,614 Now! Now! 1645 01:36:10,853 --> 01:36:14,255 Why couldn't you have done that before? For goodness' sakes. 1646 01:36:14,490 --> 01:36:16,549 One and two and... 1647 01:36:16,825 --> 01:36:20,125 That's it. Now you look wonderful. 1648 01:36:20,362 --> 01:36:21,921 Stop! 1649 01:36:27,336 --> 01:36:30,704 What's happened to Winifred? She's completely lost her dignity. 1650 01:36:30,939 --> 01:36:33,408 She's completely lost her girdle. 1651 01:36:33,976 --> 01:36:35,171 Minister, please. 1652 01:36:35,411 --> 01:36:38,676 After the address, I ask you, "Wilbur, wilt thou have this...?" 1653 01:36:38,914 --> 01:36:40,609 - I will. - Not so fast, please. 1654 01:36:40,849 --> 01:36:42,510 A wedding should never be eager. 1655 01:36:42,751 --> 01:36:44,412 - Please. - I'm sorry. 1656 01:36:44,687 --> 01:36:46,815 - And then I ask you... - I certainly will. 1657 01:36:47,089 --> 01:36:48,891 Wilbur, I love you. I've always loved you. 1658 01:36:49,091 --> 01:36:50,581 Bride, please! 1659 01:36:51,093 --> 01:36:55,929 Oh, I'm sorry. For a moment it seemed so real, I... I thought I was Cinderella. 1660 01:36:57,132 --> 01:36:59,999 This is just the rehearsal. Brother... 1661 01:37:00,235 --> 01:37:03,139 And then I say, "Who giveth this woman to be married to this man?" 1662 01:37:03,339 --> 01:37:05,467 - I do. - That's all we need from you, 1663 01:37:05,708 --> 01:37:07,369 thank goodness. 1664 01:37:07,609 --> 01:37:10,601 - And then I ask for the ring. - What's going on up there? 1665 01:37:10,846 --> 01:37:13,872 Most obvious thing I've ever seen. 1666 01:37:14,116 --> 01:37:16,710 Place the ring on the bride's finger and say, 1667 01:37:16,952 --> 01:37:19,444 "With this ring, I thee wed." 1668 01:37:19,722 --> 01:37:21,713 With this ring, I thee wed. 1669 01:37:21,990 --> 01:37:24,426 - With this ring, I thee wed. - Say it again, darling. 1670 01:37:24,626 --> 01:37:26,287 - With this ring... - Mr. Stanley, 1671 01:37:26,528 --> 01:37:28,264 it sounds like you're marrying triplets! 1672 01:37:28,464 --> 01:37:31,661 They're kissing cousins, you know, Pop. 1673 01:37:32,301 --> 01:37:36,169 Then I pronounce you man and wife, and you kiss the bride. 1674 01:37:47,816 --> 01:37:50,751 All right. All right! 1675 01:37:54,323 --> 01:37:57,759 All right! For goodness' sakes. 1676 01:37:58,227 --> 01:38:01,788 And now you take your new husband's hand, but don't run. 1677 01:38:02,030 --> 01:38:03,828 Float joyfully. 1678 01:38:05,634 --> 01:38:07,603 - I hope I'm not interrupting... - Shoo! Shoo! 1679 01:38:07,803 --> 01:38:09,338 She has to take his hand and float. 1680 01:38:09,538 --> 01:38:11,807 I'm the bride, and I will take my new husband's hand 1681 01:38:12,007 --> 01:38:13,876 - and I will float joyfully. - Emmadel. 1682 01:38:14,076 --> 01:38:17,279 I don't care! Somebody take your new husband's hand and float joyfully! 1683 01:38:17,479 --> 01:38:20,482 - You get out of my wedding! - Stay out of my wedding, gold digger! 1684 01:38:20,682 --> 01:38:23,552 - Winifred! Hey, you! - If you don't get out, I'll throw you out. 1685 01:38:23,752 --> 01:38:26,322 You don't think a Jones can throw a Stanley out, do you? 1686 01:38:26,522 --> 01:38:28,650 - Are you kidding? - No! No, no, no! 1687 01:38:31,226 --> 01:38:33,160 No, no, no... 1688 01:38:34,263 --> 01:38:36,630 Emmy, get up out of there and give it to her! 1689 01:38:36,865 --> 01:38:38,215 Get out and give it to her! 1690 01:38:38,834 --> 01:38:41,784 That's the way to go in there, Winnie. That's the way to go. 1691 01:38:48,710 --> 01:38:50,303 Give her the Irish whip! 1692 01:38:53,715 --> 01:38:55,911 Give her the Irish whip! 1693 01:39:05,694 --> 01:39:08,391 Say "uncle". I said, "Say uncle". 1694 01:39:08,630 --> 01:39:09,893 - Uncle. - Louder! 1695 01:39:10,132 --> 01:39:11,998 Uncle! 1696 01:39:12,234 --> 01:39:13,861 Coming, Winifred. 1697 01:39:14,136 --> 01:39:16,486 - You wrestle with a Jones, will you? - Emmadel! 1698 01:39:18,006 --> 01:39:20,576 And I'm not a lady and I'm tired of pretending I am a lady! 1699 01:39:20,776 --> 01:39:23,145 I'm a mackerel man's daughter and I'll always be one 1700 01:39:23,345 --> 01:39:24,676 and I'm proud of it! 1701 01:39:24,913 --> 01:39:28,144 And that goes for you too, you kissing cousin! 1702 01:39:28,383 --> 01:39:30,579 I didn't know you had it in you, Winifred. 1703 01:39:30,819 --> 01:39:33,311 Why didn't you tell us you were a secret peasant? 1704 01:39:33,589 --> 01:39:35,023 Nobody asked me. 1705 01:39:35,290 --> 01:39:38,624 And what's more, I can have a dozen kids, you old goats! 1706 01:39:44,633 --> 01:39:48,433 This is better than television. 1707 01:39:48,670 --> 01:39:50,205 - Emmy, I'm proud. - Leave me alone! 1708 01:39:50,405 --> 01:39:52,441 I'm really proud. I never saw you go so good. 1709 01:39:52,641 --> 01:39:54,141 I'm proud of you too, darling. 1710 01:39:54,343 --> 01:39:56,512 You had me worried with that Lady Stanley routine. 1711 01:39:56,712 --> 01:39:59,948 I fell in love with a Jones and I'm glad somebody made you realize that. 1712 01:40:00,148 --> 01:40:02,518 Now, you come back and go through with this rehearsal. 1713 01:40:02,718 --> 01:40:06,450 Nice try, Mr. Garvey. A little on the crude side. 1714 01:40:08,457 --> 01:40:10,326 Mr. Lilley, let's go on with the rehearsal. 1715 01:40:10,526 --> 01:40:14,053 Yes, Mr. Stanley. All right, friends. 1716 01:40:23,372 --> 01:40:26,672 All the wakes I ever attended had a drop for a man to drink. 1717 01:40:26,909 --> 01:40:29,978 - Have you anything around? - I gave it up on account of the kids. 1718 01:40:30,178 --> 01:40:32,306 This, I gotta tell Big Joe. 1719 01:40:32,548 --> 01:40:35,617 - Say, where are the kids, anyway? - They're at the mausoleum with Ma. 1720 01:40:35,817 --> 01:40:37,683 She's feeding them. 1721 01:40:38,153 --> 01:40:39,353 What went haywire, Pete? 1722 01:40:39,621 --> 01:40:41,817 Yes, Emmy did everything you said she'd do. 1723 01:40:42,090 --> 01:40:45,025 I underestimated my man, that's all, fellows. 1724 01:40:45,260 --> 01:40:47,863 This Wilbur's a pretty sharp cookie, I'll tell you that. 1725 01:40:48,063 --> 01:40:49,298 I think he smelled a rat. 1726 01:40:49,498 --> 01:40:52,695 With the wind from the right direction, he could have. 1727 01:40:53,502 --> 01:40:54,867 Come. 1728 01:40:55,103 --> 01:40:56,434 Stick them up! 1729 01:40:56,672 --> 01:40:58,299 What's this, a heist? 1730 01:40:58,540 --> 01:41:00,668 Uncle Wilbur gave us these. 1731 01:41:00,909 --> 01:41:02,172 Oh, he did, huh? 1732 01:41:02,444 --> 01:41:03,639 You like them, Pete? 1733 01:41:03,879 --> 01:41:07,029 They're very flashy, yeah, but it's past your bedtime, you know. 1734 01:41:07,249 --> 01:41:09,616 - Oh, no. - Yes, allez hop, tout de suite. 1735 01:41:10,052 --> 01:41:11,645 Take a bath. 1736 01:41:12,220 --> 01:41:14,621 Brush those choppers too, Suzi. 1737 01:41:15,857 --> 01:41:17,882 I came here at Emmadel's request, 1738 01:41:18,160 --> 01:41:20,160 Mr. Garvey, to throw you out on your ear. 1739 01:41:20,362 --> 01:41:22,228 My house is your house, Mr. Stanley. 1740 01:41:22,464 --> 01:41:24,933 Good evening, Father, and Mr. Degnan. 1741 01:41:27,436 --> 01:41:30,406 I hope you haven't changed your mind about singing at my wedding. 1742 01:41:30,606 --> 01:41:33,342 It's at high noon. You don't have to get out till after that. 1743 01:41:33,542 --> 01:41:36,345 That's hardly enough time for Pete to find a house for the kids. 1744 01:41:36,545 --> 01:41:38,781 Kids won't need a house, they're on their way back. 1745 01:41:38,981 --> 01:41:42,184 Don't worry about the kids, I've found a house for them. My house. 1746 01:41:42,384 --> 01:41:44,620 - What's this? - Since you're not getting married, 1747 01:41:44,820 --> 01:41:47,170 Emmadel and I are going to adopt them ourselves. 1748 01:41:47,389 --> 01:41:49,191 It's arranged with the immigration people. 1749 01:41:49,391 --> 01:41:51,883 They'll be out in the morning for the formalities. 1750 01:41:52,160 --> 01:41:55,960 - Emmy knows about this? - She'll be very happy when I tell her. 1751 01:41:56,198 --> 01:41:59,034 They'll make a wonderful wedding present for you to give her. 1752 01:41:59,234 --> 01:42:02,134 After all, she and I can do many things for them you can't. 1753 01:42:02,337 --> 01:42:05,602 - Yeah, that's true. - And they already call her "Mother"... 1754 01:42:07,242 --> 01:42:09,192 Makes everything real handy, doesn't it? 1755 01:42:09,978 --> 01:42:13,107 - Well, you're OK. - So are you. 1756 01:42:13,348 --> 01:42:15,250 - It's been fun, Mr. Garvey. - Loads of fun. 1757 01:42:15,450 --> 01:42:17,646 - See you at the wedding. - Yeah, sure. 1758 01:42:41,376 --> 01:42:42,605 You got any ideas? 1759 01:42:44,212 --> 01:42:48,274 Well, nothing that I can't be hanged for. 1760 01:42:48,517 --> 01:42:51,282 God bless Pete. God bless Mother. God bless America. 1761 01:42:51,520 --> 01:42:53,545 God bless everybody. 1762 01:42:55,290 --> 01:42:56,985 - Good night. - Good night. 1763 01:42:57,259 --> 01:42:58,988 Daddy? 1764 01:43:01,797 --> 01:43:04,198 - Good night, son. - You got troubles, Pete? 1765 01:43:04,433 --> 01:43:06,128 Troubles? Me? 1766 01:43:06,368 --> 01:43:08,336 - Comme oi comme ça. - I shoot them! 1767 01:43:08,570 --> 01:43:11,206 No. Well, not tonight. Shoot them in the morning, huh? 1768 01:43:11,406 --> 01:43:13,238 Upsy-daisy we go. 1769 01:43:13,475 --> 01:43:15,534 - Bonne nuit, Papa. - Bonne nuit, Suzi. 1770 01:43:15,777 --> 01:43:17,176 No, chant "Bonne Nuit". 1771 01:43:17,412 --> 01:43:19,848 Sing, tonight? Oh, I don't feel like singing, Suzi. 1772 01:43:20,048 --> 01:43:21,283 - Not tonight. - Hey, Pete. 1773 01:43:21,483 --> 01:43:24,009 - What? - We always leave them singing, right? 1774 01:43:24,252 --> 01:43:26,016 OK. Yeah, all right. 1775 01:43:26,288 --> 01:43:28,052 Bonne nuit 1776 01:43:28,323 --> 01:43:30,417 Bonne nuit 1777 01:43:30,692 --> 01:43:33,889 Just dream away 1778 01:43:34,930 --> 01:43:38,833 And soon we'll see 1779 01:43:39,067 --> 01:43:42,594 A bright new day 1780 01:43:43,905 --> 01:43:47,034 Be cheerful 1781 01:43:47,275 --> 01:43:50,939 In your sleepy-time prayer 1782 01:43:52,581 --> 01:43:56,313 The tearful 1783 01:43:56,551 --> 01:43:59,987 Never get anywhere 1784 01:44:00,188 --> 01:44:03,556 So don't despair 1785 01:44:03,792 --> 01:44:05,886 Bonne nuit 1786 01:44:06,161 --> 01:44:11,895 My love, dream of a land 1787 01:44:12,801 --> 01:44:16,897 Where stars above 1788 01:44:17,139 --> 01:44:20,837 Fall in your hand 1789 01:44:21,409 --> 01:44:24,435 And someday 1790 01:44:24,679 --> 01:44:30,413 We'll find this where and when 1791 01:44:32,254 --> 01:44:35,155 Bonne nuit 1792 01:44:35,390 --> 01:44:37,916 Bonne nuit 1793 01:44:39,227 --> 01:44:43,425 Till then 1794 01:44:49,437 --> 01:44:52,532 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Cinderella's wedding day. 1795 01:44:52,774 --> 01:44:54,810 The curtain's about to go up on the culmination 1796 01:44:55,010 --> 01:44:58,105 of one of the most widely publicized romances in a decade. 1797 01:44:58,346 --> 01:45:00,747 The stage is set, the cast has been chosen. 1798 01:45:00,982 --> 01:45:05,385 The guest list reads like the Blue Book and Who's Who rolled into one. 1799 01:45:05,654 --> 01:45:08,555 Practically all the state and city officials are present, 1800 01:45:08,790 --> 01:45:10,440 and the judiciary is represented. 1801 01:45:10,659 --> 01:45:14,459 I see many prominent judges. In fact, anyone who is anyone at all 1802 01:45:14,696 --> 01:45:16,323 is present at this function. 1803 01:45:16,565 --> 01:45:19,296 And now, we are waiting for the bride. 1804 01:45:20,202 --> 01:45:22,337 All right, bridesmaids, this is it. This is it. 1805 01:45:22,537 --> 01:45:23,972 Remember everything I taught you. 1806 01:45:24,172 --> 01:45:27,107 Let me look at you, please, bride. Wonderful. Wonderful. 1807 01:45:27,342 --> 01:45:30,112 Nothing must go wrong. Let me check each and every one of you. 1808 01:45:30,312 --> 01:45:32,314 We could at least speak on my wedding day. 1809 01:45:32,514 --> 01:45:34,049 - Why? - We're gonna be relatives, 1810 01:45:34,249 --> 01:45:35,444 we could be friends. 1811 01:45:35,684 --> 01:45:37,853 If I were you, I wouldn't use the word "friend". 1812 01:45:38,053 --> 01:45:40,956 I beg your pardon, but I'm covering this wedding for the Express. 1813 01:45:41,156 --> 01:45:44,706 Do you have anything to say to your waiting, panting public, Cinderella? 1814 01:45:44,960 --> 01:45:46,951 You may say that I am very happy. 1815 01:45:47,229 --> 01:45:51,325 "Emmadel Jones is very happy." Anything else? 1816 01:45:51,566 --> 01:45:54,501 You may also say that George Degnan is very happy. 1817 01:45:54,736 --> 01:45:56,972 You are, right? I gave you back your star reporter. 1818 01:45:57,172 --> 01:45:59,266 - Are you kidding? - Any news? 1819 01:45:59,507 --> 01:46:02,408 An all-points broadcast two hours ago. The FBI is on it. 1820 01:46:02,644 --> 01:46:05,136 - Oh, the poor guy. - Who's a poor guy? 1821 01:46:05,380 --> 01:46:07,883 - Will you wait for me now? - I'll keep my motor running. 1822 01:46:08,083 --> 01:46:10,252 - What are you talking about? - Places, everybody! 1823 01:46:10,452 --> 01:46:13,152 Here, come on, let's get this Cinderella thing married. 1824 01:46:13,388 --> 01:46:15,057 - You can have her. - I don't want her. 1825 01:46:15,257 --> 01:46:18,393 Here, George, wait for me too, will you? I'll deliver her and scram. 1826 01:46:18,593 --> 01:46:20,960 - Any news, Winnie? - The FBI’s after him. 1827 01:46:21,196 --> 01:46:23,631 Oh, poor Pete. Poor kids too. 1828 01:46:23,865 --> 01:46:26,027 Pa, what's happening? 1829 01:46:50,425 --> 01:46:53,451 Why is "poor Pete" poor Pete? 1830 01:46:53,728 --> 01:46:56,857 He kidnapped his kids. The FBI’s after him. 1831 01:46:58,099 --> 01:47:00,796 How could he kidnap his own children? 1832 01:47:01,870 --> 01:47:06,103 They weren't his, unless he got married by today. 1833 01:47:10,278 --> 01:47:13,111 Suppose they catch him, Pa? 1834 01:47:13,348 --> 01:47:18,115 He goes to jail, and the kids go back to France. 1835 01:47:51,786 --> 01:47:55,056 Did you know Pete's going to prison and the children back to France? 1836 01:47:55,256 --> 01:47:58,106 Don't worry about the children. We're going to adopt them. 1837 01:47:58,326 --> 01:48:00,420 I've made all the arrangements. 1838 01:48:01,730 --> 01:48:04,222 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here 1839 01:48:04,466 --> 01:48:07,800 to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony. 1840 01:48:08,036 --> 01:48:09,561 If any man can show just cause 1841 01:48:09,804 --> 01:48:11,807 why they may not lawfully be joined together, 1842 01:48:12,007 --> 01:48:15,238 let him now speak or else hereafter forever hold his peace. 1843 01:48:15,477 --> 01:48:18,446 Now, all right, all right, Mr. Burchard, you've made your pinch. 1844 01:48:18,646 --> 01:48:20,916 - Now, isn't that enough? - I'm sorry, Mr. Garvey, 1845 01:48:21,116 --> 01:48:23,919 but Immigration told me to deliver the children to Mr. Stanley. 1846 01:48:24,119 --> 01:48:26,254 But there's a lovely wedding ceremony going on. 1847 01:48:26,454 --> 01:48:28,889 - Haven't you any decency? - They've got him. 1848 01:48:29,357 --> 01:48:32,258 Where's Mother? Mother, Pete's got troubles! 1849 01:48:32,494 --> 01:48:34,394 - Les gendarmes! - Back. Get back here. 1850 01:48:34,629 --> 01:48:38,122 Wilbur, I mustn't let the children see me marrying another man. 1851 01:48:38,366 --> 01:48:40,095 Another man? Me? 1852 01:48:40,335 --> 01:48:42,099 Well, Pete's their father, not you. 1853 01:48:42,337 --> 01:48:44,072 And they think I'm their mother and... 1854 01:48:44,272 --> 01:48:47,902 Well... Couldn't you just send them away or something? 1855 01:48:48,143 --> 01:48:50,908 OK. I beg your pardon. Would you mind waiting a moment? 1856 01:48:51,146 --> 01:48:52,773 I'll be right back. 1857 01:48:53,848 --> 01:48:55,145 Throw him out! 1858 01:48:55,383 --> 01:48:56,578 Mr. Garvey. 1859 01:48:56,818 --> 01:48:58,587 Mr. Stanley, Ralph Burchard of the FBI. 1860 01:48:58,787 --> 01:49:01,037 I'm sorry about this. It's not my idea at all. 1861 01:49:01,256 --> 01:49:04,159 He insisted on bringing me here and dumping me in your front yard. 1862 01:49:04,359 --> 01:49:07,028 - I have to deliver these children... - I'll accept delivery. 1863 01:49:07,228 --> 01:49:09,064 Go ahead. Go with your father. Go along. 1864 01:49:09,264 --> 01:49:11,198 Go with your father. Go ahead. 1865 01:49:11,733 --> 01:49:14,433 Go with your father, go ahead. He's your father, he is. 1866 01:49:15,070 --> 01:49:16,671 - He's not our father! - Yes, he is. 1867 01:49:16,871 --> 01:49:18,406 - You're our father! - He will be... 1868 01:49:18,606 --> 01:49:20,442 - Daddy, don't leave! - No, please don't... 1869 01:49:20,642 --> 01:49:23,805 Please! Do you realize you're being watched on television? 1870 01:49:27,182 --> 01:49:28,513 They won't come with me. 1871 01:49:28,750 --> 01:49:31,549 Oh... Well, Wilbur, 1872 01:49:31,786 --> 01:49:34,089 I don't want to take the children away from Pete 1873 01:49:34,289 --> 01:49:36,057 and I don't want to have them sent back. 1874 01:49:36,257 --> 01:49:39,750 I... Well... Please, couldn't you do something? 1875 01:49:40,028 --> 01:49:41,462 Well, that's pretty clear. 1876 01:49:41,696 --> 01:49:43,598 OK, Emmadel, there's only one thing to do. 1877 01:49:43,798 --> 01:49:47,435 - I'll tell Mr. Garvey you'll marry him. - Marry Pete Garvey? Are you crazy? 1878 01:49:47,635 --> 01:49:49,399 Yes, darling, I am. 1879 01:49:49,637 --> 01:49:51,737 - Now, you wait right here. - Oh, Wilbur... 1880 01:49:52,607 --> 01:49:54,405 Watch yourself, Emmy! 1881 01:49:54,642 --> 01:49:56,444 - Will you come with me? - Where we going? 1882 01:49:56,644 --> 01:49:58,179 To have a wedding, we need a groom. 1883 01:49:58,379 --> 01:50:00,282 - Why do you want me? - All right with you? 1884 01:50:00,482 --> 01:50:03,417 - Well I don't know... - Oh, no! No! 1885 01:50:03,651 --> 01:50:05,813 Oh, no, you don't! You don't do that to me! 1886 01:50:06,087 --> 01:50:07,489 I never heard of such a thing. 1887 01:50:07,689 --> 01:50:10,058 Why, I'd rather go to prison for the rest of my life. 1888 01:50:10,258 --> 01:50:13,387 Go on, think about yourself. What about them? Shame on you. 1889 01:50:13,628 --> 01:50:17,499 You have to get a license, and there's all the details that have to be taken... 1890 01:50:17,699 --> 01:50:21,932 - Who's marrying who? - "Whom", my dear. 1891 01:50:22,170 --> 01:50:24,339 Yes, Wilbur, in a case of extreme urgency, I can. 1892 01:50:24,539 --> 01:50:26,689 It's a matter of utmost urgency, Your Honor. 1893 01:50:36,784 --> 01:50:38,377 This is Miss Jones, Mr. Garvey. 1894 01:50:38,620 --> 01:50:41,170 - Good morning, judge. How are you? - How do you do? 1895 01:50:42,490 --> 01:50:44,982 I'm sorry, Reverend. I've been asked to take over. 1896 01:50:45,260 --> 01:50:46,728 No, Emmy, don't do it! 1897 01:50:47,328 --> 01:50:49,064 Will you, Peter Garvey, take this woman, 1898 01:50:49,264 --> 01:50:51,514 whom you are now holding by your right hand... 1899 01:50:55,403 --> 01:50:57,804 Whom you are now holding by your right hand, 1900 01:50:58,039 --> 01:51:00,167 to be your lawful wedded wife? 1901 01:51:00,408 --> 01:51:02,900 Do you promise to love, honor and cherish her, 1902 01:51:03,144 --> 01:51:05,513 and, forsaking all others, keep yourself for her alone 1903 01:51:05,713 --> 01:51:07,807 - as long as you both do live? - I do. 1904 01:51:08,049 --> 01:51:09,813 Do you, Emmadel Jones, 1905 01:51:10,051 --> 01:51:12,854 take this man, whom you are now holding by your right hand, 1906 01:51:13,054 --> 01:51:14,954 to be your lawful wedded husband? 1907 01:51:15,190 --> 01:51:18,216 Do you promise to love, honor and keep yourself to him alone, 1908 01:51:18,493 --> 01:51:20,518 as long as you both do live? 1909 01:51:21,196 --> 01:51:22,664 Well... 1910 01:51:22,931 --> 01:51:24,456 I do. 1911 01:51:25,934 --> 01:51:28,926 Place the ring on her finger and repeat after me. 1912 01:51:29,637 --> 01:51:33,631 - With this ring, I thee wed. - With this ring, I thee wed. 1913 01:51:33,942 --> 01:51:36,934 Oh, well. Can't win. 1914 01:51:37,178 --> 01:51:39,414 Now, in the presence of God and these witnesses, 1915 01:51:39,614 --> 01:51:42,751 and by virtue of authority vested in me by the laws of this state, 1916 01:51:42,951 --> 01:51:44,401 I pronounce you man and wife. 1917 01:51:46,788 --> 01:51:49,338 - Congratulations. - Thanks. You've been neighborly. 1918 01:51:49,824 --> 01:51:52,691 - I'm sorry, Emmy... - I'm sorry, Wilbur. 1919 01:51:52,927 --> 01:51:55,089 Aw, phooey! Nobody's sorry. 1920 01:51:55,330 --> 01:51:57,025 Wow! Wow! 1921 01:51:57,865 --> 01:52:00,035 Can't you take those things off now, Mr. Burchard? 1922 01:52:00,235 --> 01:52:02,329 If you say so, Mr. Stanley. 1923 01:52:04,405 --> 01:52:06,100 Come on, Mother. 1924 01:52:06,341 --> 01:52:08,332 Thank you, Bobby. 1925 01:52:08,843 --> 01:52:12,211 Emmy, Emmy. It'll be an awful life. You'll have laughs, though. 1926 01:52:12,447 --> 01:52:15,144 Oh, thank heavens, I can take this corset off! 1927 01:52:16,117 --> 01:52:18,717 Yeah, I told you someday you'd slip on a banana peel. 1928 01:52:18,987 --> 01:52:20,148 Meet the banana peel. 1929 01:52:20,421 --> 01:52:24,517 Burchard of the FBI is actually a fellow reporter of mine on the Express. 1930 01:52:24,792 --> 01:52:27,242 - Glad to know you. - Danny, you were sensational. 1931 01:52:27,495 --> 01:52:29,798 - Wasn't he dynamite? - That was a great performance. 1932 01:52:29,998 --> 01:52:33,201 - It's a pleasure to pay you. - Pete, I love you, you're wonderful! 1933 01:52:33,401 --> 01:52:35,804 - Don't I get a byline? - Well, we'll see about that. 1934 01:52:36,004 --> 01:52:37,403 You're amazing, Mr. Garvey. 1935 01:52:37,639 --> 01:52:40,975 On the floor for a count of nine and still got up to win by a knockout. 1936 01:52:41,175 --> 01:52:43,940 You're pretty amazing yourself. It's been fun. 1937 01:52:44,178 --> 01:52:45,577 Loads of fun, Mr. Garvey. 1938 01:52:45,813 --> 01:52:48,413 Take good care of the kissing cousin, now, won't you? 1939 01:52:50,585 --> 01:52:52,553 Want to wrestle? 1940 01:52:54,355 --> 01:52:59,054 When the party's getting a glow on 1941 01:52:59,294 --> 01:53:01,661 And singing fills the air 1942 01:53:01,896 --> 01:53:04,957 - Now, if a wedding is nigh - Bring your own FBI 1943 01:53:05,199 --> 01:53:07,235 - Emmy? - You didn't think you were kidding me. 1944 01:53:07,435 --> 01:53:09,403 That's my Em. 1945 01:53:11,205 --> 01:53:14,455 - You can tell 'em I'll be there - You can tell 'em we'll be there 166786

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