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[hoofbeats approaching]
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ROY:
I was sheriff of this county when I was 25.
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Hard to believe.
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Grandfather was a sheriff.
Father, too.
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Ranchers all.
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Working the land through times
flush and fallow.
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There's a natural order
to things.
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We know it in our bones.
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Jesus was a man,
not some bearded lady.
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And just as water
flows downhill,
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a husband is head
of his household.
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Under him, the woman abides.
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She holds her virtue close
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until that matrimonial
threshold is crossed,
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and then she opens to him,
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as the flower opens to the sun.
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And in exchange,
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the man shelters
and protects his female,
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as the sword has its sheath.
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Okay, but what I'm saying is, you...
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[grunts]
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No. He only raises
his hand to her
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when she forgets her place
and acts the man.
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And-and then only
for instruction,
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never taking any pleasure
or satisfaction from the task.
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Whereas you, son,
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seem to have played
a Tommy Lee drum solo
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all over your missus's facade.
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- This... I fell is all.
- Hey, quiet now.
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Sheriff's talking.
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Come here. Take comfort, dear.
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Daughter, these hard times
are over.
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All right?
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I'll see to your husband's
instruction myself.
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What 'struction?
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[grunting]
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[choking]
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Now, be honest.
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Do you ever question
your man's supremacy
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when he speaks?
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Just when he drinks
or with the crank, you know?
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I try to stay out
of the way, but...
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[choking]
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Don't hurt him.
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- We got three boys
who need a daddy. - Okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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[gasping]
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[coughing]
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Yeah.
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Thank you. You got any
of that huckleberry pie?
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- WAITRESS: Sure.
- That's great.
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Lookit, dick cheese,
I know you... [screaming]
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Quiet.
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[stops screaming]
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Go home. Fix a meal.
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Pray on it before
you take the first bite.
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Forgiveness. Tend to his burns.
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Try to be deferential.
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Cater to his needs as a man
with your mouth
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in order to sow harmony.
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I'll come by in the morning,
see if the lesson stuck.
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Go on.
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Go.
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[Josh grunts]
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[panting]
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They missed her.
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[horse neighs]
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- [rancher clicks tongue]
- ROY: What happened?
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MUNCH: You send a man to do
a job without all the information,
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how can the job be done?
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GATOR:
Yeah, what are you?
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The Riddler?
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You say the woman
is a woman, a...
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How do you...?
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Housewife.
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Never do you mention
she is, for real, a tiger.
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GATOR: You're saying
you couldn't handle some girl?
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100 pounds soaking wet?
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Huh?
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It was on the wire this morning.
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This half-wit shot up a
filling station outside Beulah.
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Murdered the clerk.
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Killed a state trooper.
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Put a hole in the leg
of another.
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[chuckles]
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And this retard's partner
with a cracked skull
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and his face half
burned off in the morgue.
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You say housewife,
so I bring one guy.
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You say tiger...
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that's a different guy.
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Cost you three times.
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Did they take her? The police?
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Fled on foot.
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Possibly home.
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Possibly to the wind.
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- [laughing]
- Could you find her?
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She could be found.
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Where people go,
the thoughts they have,
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these are known to me.
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Instincts.
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Who flees, who fights.
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It's a question of price.
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The job it was,
not the job you said.
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Pain and suffering.
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A man, missing an appendage,
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self-sewing his own skin.
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Scarred for life, he's told.
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And then this new ask.
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Hunting a tiger.
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And it forces the man to ask:
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why you want the tiger?
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She's my wife.
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Don't tell him shit.
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I already said
I can handle this.
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We know where she lives now.
Her alias.
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She made vows to me.
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A pledge.
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In sickness and in health.
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Consider it a debt unpaid,
leaving me in limbo.
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Husband yes or husband no.
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See, she hid from me
nine, ten years.
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Interest accrued.
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Until the debt could no longer
be paid with money.
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Then, one day, there she is,
fingerprints in the system.
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Now the limbo can end,
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the debt can be collected.
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Tell me something, friend.
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If a man is pure,
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his actions are only ever good.
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You believe that?
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I'm a nihilist.
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What the fuck does that mean?
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I believe in nothing.
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You believe in money.
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Yeah?
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Well, thanks for your help.
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Go on with Gator.
He'll get you paid.
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Dad.
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Original plus pain
and suffering.
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Yeah, of course.
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Take it out
of the rainy day fund.
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Fixing place.
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Fixing place. Right.
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Come on, numbnuts.
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A man is grateful.
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I'm not saying sorry,
but you understand.
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I had to rough you up a little
back there.
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You coming up
snake eyes and all.
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With her being
such a tiny bird, which...
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[snickers]
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You know...
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they used to be dinosaurs.
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Hundreds okay?
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Surprise, shitbird.
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[gunshot]
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- [screams]
- [grunts]
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- [crunch]
- [screaming]
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[high-pitched ringing]
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[gunshot]
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- What's going on, Roy?
- Go on, get back to the house now.
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[coughing]
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DOT: Like we said,
this is all just a misunderstanding.
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Had a bad day is all.
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A bad day?
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DOT:
Yeah.
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Left the house a mess.
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Last I checked, weren't a crime.
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No, ma'am.
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I'm a recidivist
on that count myself.
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Laundry especially.
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Oh, laundry. [chuckles]
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But what I'm concerned
about is the blood.
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Told you, I cut my feet up
on some glass.
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You did.
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And I see the wounds.
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But what I'm dealing with
is the fact
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that the blood
on your entry floor
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is different than the blood type
we have on record for you.
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Records?
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Those...
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You know, I heard a man went
into the hospital in St. Paul
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fer a kidney transplant,
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he ended up
with someone else's brain.
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- No way.
- Yeah.
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INDIRA:
Well, I'm not sure...
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That don't sound accurate.
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What I'm saying is,
hospitals make mistakes.
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Then there's the hair DNA from
the balaclava in your boudoir.
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Told you, I bought
that secondhand.
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You know, it's my fault.
[chuckles]
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You know, I came home,
front door was wide open, uh,
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all the... blood.
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Uh, I-I'm not ashamed
to say I panicked.
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But, you know, Dot's home,
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and, uh, that's all
that matters.
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So, uh, whatever the...
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You know, she's my wife.
And I believe her.
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So, if there's a form
or something I can sign to...
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you know, drop the charges...
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That's not how this works.
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- I got to...
- Hmm?
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It's almost time for pickup.
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I told Scotty we could
go to DQ after school, so...
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[clears throat]
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Well, okay, then.
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Thanks for your time.
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Mm-hmm.
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We're reviewing traffic cameras
in the neighborhood,
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so if I have
any more questions...
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No.
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She's...
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Wayne, she's not
listening to me.
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Uh, Danish Graves
is our attorney,
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so if you need
to contact us again,
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which you shouldn't, uh...
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Okay, then.
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[footsteps approaching]
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DANISH:
So, it's a puzzler.
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Spoke to Wayne.
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Dot's back.
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She's what now?
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Yeah, came home on her own.
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A little bruised.
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Bloody feet.
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She escaped?
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Well, that's the conundrum.
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Says she wasn't taken.
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Says it was just a driving
around type scenario.
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Getting her head straight.
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Bullshit.
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You saw the police report.
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Something's fishy here.
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Agreed.
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I smell a rat.
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You think...
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Well, what do you think?
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A play, maybe.
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Extortion,
but she got cold feet.
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Kidnapped herself,
you're thinking?
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I mean, what do we know
about this girl, really?
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Well, I did the background check
when they got engaged.
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Well, you said yourself,
not much there.
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Pretty thin, for sure.
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Just the birth certificate,
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a few school records,
previous addresses.
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Well, it's too good to be true,
now I'm thinking.
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So, what do we...?
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Tell you what we don't want...
police digging their noses
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into other people's business.
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Asking questions
that can't be answered.
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Then what?
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[sighs]
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Possibly this thing
goes federal.
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You know, wrong person
makes a phone call.
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You don't think Wayne's...
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Who knows what to think?
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He's got the dealership,
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a decent roof over their head,
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but maybe she's pushing him
for more.
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Putting ideas in his head.
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Eh... I don't know.
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So we separate 'em,
like the cops.
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You brace him. I go at her.
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Get to the bottom of things.
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If this deal's for real
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and they got a notion
to take what's mine,
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we need to nip it in the bud.
268
00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:52,570
Keep things in-house.
269
00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:54,964
Ah, geez.
270
00:13:55,008 --> 00:13:57,575
Everything was going
along just fine, too.
271
00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:58,881
And now, what do you...
272
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:02,711
This... enemy within situation.
273
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:06,846
She made promises. To me.
274
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,499
My son.
275
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,198
To have and to hold.
276
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,765
For richer and poorer.
277
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,334
And that's a debt
we're gonna collect.
278
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,562
["Working Man" by Rush playing]
279
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,574
♪ Well, I get up
at seven, yeah ♪
280
00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:43,317
♪ And I go to work at nine ♪
281
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,406
♪ I got no time for livin' ♪
282
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:49,236
♪ Yes, I'm working
all the time ♪
283
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:50,585
♪ It seems to me ♪
284
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:52,456
♪ I could live my life ♪
285
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:56,460
♪ A lot better
than I think I am ♪
286
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,811
♪ I guess that's
why they call me ♪
287
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:02,292
♪ They call me the workin' man ♪
288
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:08,908
♪ They call me the workin' man ♪
289
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,954
♪ I guess that's what I am ♪
290
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:17,917
♪ They call me the workin' man ♪
291
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,181
♪ I guess that's what I am. ♪
292
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,010
[groaning]
293
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,752
You gonna make it
there, sunshine?
294
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:31,887
[sighs] Fucker got the drop
on me.
295
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,239
Tell me her name again?
296
00:15:36,283 --> 00:15:39,808
Uh, goes by Dorothy Lyon now.
297
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,897
Lives in a suburb outside
the Twin Cities.
298
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,377
Married, you said?
299
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,987
Going on ten years.
300
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,077
Husband owns a car dealership,
some kind of...
301
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,079
uh, Korean model.
302
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,385
Koreans make cars?
303
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,691
I guess.
304
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,041
- [spits]
- Anyway, she's got a daughter
305
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,869
named Scotty. She's about nine.
306
00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,706
GUARD [on radio]:
Roy, we got FBI here.
307
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,756
Let's send 'em up.
308
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,324
What do you want me to...?
309
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,499
Ah, don't worry about it.
310
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,335
Hard day at the office.
311
00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,033
Like the sign says,
he's a hard man for hard times.
312
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:33,340
And by "he" I mean me.
313
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:41,913
Agent "Ja-Queen."
314
00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:44,177
It's Joaquin.
315
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,656
This is Agent Meyer.
316
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,093
We're new in the Fargo office.
317
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,572
We thought we'd come by,
318
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,748
see why you aren't enforcing
any of our laws.
319
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,359
What laws?
320
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,100
JOAQUIN:
Oh, you know, gun laws, drug laws.
321
00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,754
Any of the half-dozen
other American laws
322
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,887
passed and ratified
by the United States government
323
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,411
that you don't seem
to recognize.
324
00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:03,413
Well, Agent Ja-Queen,
I think you'll find
325
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,459
that there is no one
on God's green earth
326
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:06,938
who is a greater enforcer
of the laws of this land
327
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,418
than Roy Tillman.
328
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:10,507
Why do I feel like
there's a "but" here?
329
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,639
But...
330
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:17,601
...what you need to know is
that I amthe law of the land.
331
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,387
Elected by the residents
of this county
332
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,519
to interpret and enforce
the Constitution
333
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:26,001
given unto us by Almighty God.
334
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,829
JOAQUIN:
Mm-hmm.
335
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,787
Freedom.
336
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,311
Amen.
337
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,617
You know, I hear that word
a lot out here.
338
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,228
I'm curious...
339
00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,056
what you think it means.
340
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,796
Agent, if you don't know
what freedom is,
341
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,102
I don't think me saying
the words out loud
342
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,886
is gonna teach you.
343
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,630
Why don't you go
and do your chores?
344
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,772
Seriously?
345
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,818
Do you want a towel, or...?
346
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,820
Does my discussing
matters of state
347
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:05,171
in moist repose bother you?
348
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:11,525
[sighs]
349
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,356
Jesus.
350
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:29,499
Now, what is it
you wanted to discuss?
351
00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:31,501
JOAQUIN:
Well, like I said, we're new in town.
352
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:34,069
We thought we'd come open
a collegial dialogue.
353
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,115
Maybe let you know
we're looking into the practices
354
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,682
- of your office.
- Very unorthodox practices.
355
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,597
Possibly illegal.
356
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:44,166
Illegal according to who?
357
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,385
Maybe you weren't
paying attention,
358
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,908
but I am the law around here.
359
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,953
MEYER:
So you said.
360
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,695
Removable only by the governor
or my constituents,
361
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,306
who love me, by the way,
362
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:56,178
because I say what I want
and I do as I please.
363
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,006
And I know the difference
between right and wrong.
364
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,008
Don't you mean legal
and illegal?
365
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:02,489
[chuckles]
366
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,491
Well...
367
00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:06,928
did you know that
in North Dakota it is illegal
368
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,277
for a charitable group to hold
369
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:11,498
more than two poker games
a year?
370
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,283
And similarly, it is illegal
371
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:16,633
to keep an elk in a sandbox
in your own backyard.
372
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,940
I shit you not.
373
00:19:18,983 --> 00:19:20,594
Now, if you were to own a tavern
374
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:22,509
and serve beer and pretzels
at the same time,
375
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:23,510
I could arrest you.
376
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:26,077
And in Waverly...
377
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:31,213
the law forbids horses
from sleeping in bathtubs.
378
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,563
You beginning to get
the drift here?
379
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,567
I'm a sheriff
of the American Constitution.
380
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,657
Bound by duty, blood,
and tradition
381
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,095
to enforce what is right
and to prosecute what is wrong.
382
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:46,185
And the law, my friends...
383
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,057
...has very little
to do with it.
384
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:55,106
So, Ja-Queen, Mrs. Ja-Queen,
385
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,152
if you'll excuse me,
386
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,980
I have some justice
to administer.
387
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,070
You can see yourself out.
388
00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:16,954
[Meyer clears throat]
389
00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,832
What do you say next time
we get an extra Blizzard
390
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,487
and hold it upside down
to see how long it takes
391
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,228
for the stuffing
to come out, huh?
392
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:31,186
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
393
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,754
Your tea selection is atrocious.
394
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:35,756
How did you get in here?
395
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,240
Hey, Nana.
396
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,113
Are you wearing lipstick?
397
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:47,071
That's ketchup.
We had curly fries.
398
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,073
[Lorraine chuckles]
399
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,469
Like I said, how come
you're in my home?
400
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:55,471
Of course I have a key.
401
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,952
It's my son's house.
402
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:01,390
Still, sorry if-if
we startled you.
403
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,131
Imagine intruders breaking
into your house
404
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:05,699
twice in one week.
405
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,831
Oh, wait.
406
00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:11,226
That didn't happen.
407
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,403
What do you want?
408
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:19,887
Jerome, could you see
my granddaughter to her room?
409
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,368
Maybe she wants to show you
her dolls.
410
00:21:22,411 --> 00:21:25,849
I don't have dolls, Nana.
I like ninjas.
411
00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:27,590
Is that some kind of cat?
412
00:21:27,634 --> 00:21:28,939
You're silly.
413
00:21:28,983 --> 00:21:31,464
Come on, young Skywalker.
414
00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:35,511
I'll show you how
a true samurai fights, hmm?
415
00:21:35,555 --> 00:21:38,514
Whoa. [chuckles]
416
00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:43,302
[sighs]
417
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:47,871
Well, I guess with you
when it rains it pours.
418
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:49,656
That...
419
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,832
[chuckles]
420
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:55,749
I mean, this is all
just a bunch of silliness.
421
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:59,361
Honestly, I'm embarrassed
by all the fuss.
422
00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,276
Signs of a break-in, I'm told.
423
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,758
Evidence you fought back,
which good for you.
424
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,760
I'd have skinned 'em
where they stood.
425
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,718
Please.
426
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:10,503
More like Mama had a tantrum
427
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,940
and it all got blowed
out of proportion.
428
00:22:12,983 --> 00:22:16,378
Honestly, like a snowball
rolling downhill.
429
00:22:16,422 --> 00:22:19,816
Well, either you got
a screw loose,
430
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:23,559
or somebody came for you
and you got away...
431
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,169
and now you're lying about it.
432
00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:26,997
Mom.
433
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:29,217
No.
434
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,175
I'm not your mom.
435
00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:34,875
You're married to my son,
mother to my granddaughter.
436
00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,268
I wanted a girl with papers,
437
00:22:37,312 --> 00:22:39,880
but my Wayne always
liked a sassy thing
438
00:22:39,923 --> 00:22:42,361
with a tight caboose,
so here you are.
439
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:49,280
Haven't you ever had
one of those days?
440
00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:55,025
So what if I do got
a screw loose?
441
00:22:55,069 --> 00:22:57,680
Stress and the like.
442
00:22:57,724 --> 00:23:00,640
I'm holding up my end
of the deal.
443
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,424
We're man and wife,
444
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,513
him and me,
445
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:05,906
and he loves me.
446
00:23:05,949 --> 00:23:08,517
There are ways
we could change that.
447
00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,345
The holy bond.
448
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,652
Revocation of the trust.
449
00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:14,175
And cut you both
out of the will,
450
00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:15,698
see if that moves the marker.
451
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:16,960
What are you saying?
452
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:19,398
I'm saying I don't trust you.
453
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,008
You're up to something.
454
00:23:21,051 --> 00:23:23,924
And I won't have you
dragging my son down.
455
00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,578
So...
456
00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:27,275
best you make excuses,
457
00:23:27,318 --> 00:23:31,714
you go back to wherever it is
you were before you met.
458
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:36,502
If you go easy, I could
even see my way to...
459
00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:41,420
staking you
for the first... two years.
460
00:23:43,291 --> 00:23:44,814
[quietly]:
Listen, bitch.
461
00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:50,516
I've climbed through six kinds
of hell to get where I am.
462
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:53,432
And no Ivy League royal wannabe
is gonna run me off
463
00:23:53,475 --> 00:23:55,434
just because she doesn't
like the way I smell.
464
00:23:57,610 --> 00:24:00,613
If you want to tussle with me...
465
00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:04,878
...you better sleep
with both eyes open.
466
00:24:04,921 --> 00:24:09,883
Because nobody takes
what's mine and lives.
467
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,152
Anyhoo...
468
00:24:18,195 --> 00:24:20,110
thanks for stopping by.
469
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:22,461
Dinner Sunday?
470
00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,986
I'll bring my blue salad.
471
00:24:27,074 --> 00:24:29,206
Jerome.
472
00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:31,121
We're leaving.
473
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:36,997
Always nice to see you, dear.
474
00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:43,003
Maybe think about getting
some iron into your diet.
475
00:24:43,046 --> 00:24:45,135
You look like a corpse.
476
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:17,124
♪ ♪
477
00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,137
SCOTTY:
Mom?
478
00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:31,921
Ooh.
479
00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:36,622
I'm hungry.
480
00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,449
What?
481
00:25:38,493 --> 00:25:40,277
You just had DQ.
482
00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,236
It didn't take.
483
00:25:42,279 --> 00:25:45,065
Oh. What's going on down there?
484
00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,675
A wedgie.
485
00:25:46,719 --> 00:25:48,329
[laughs]
486
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,116
Tell you what.
487
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,945
How about we make
a vegetable medley
488
00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:59,688
with carrot sticks
and the bell peppers you like?
489
00:25:59,732 --> 00:26:02,735
And then you can help Mom
do some kind of craft project.
490
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:04,475
What kind of craft project?
491
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:07,827
You're gonna have to go
downstairs to find out.
492
00:26:08,915 --> 00:26:10,873
Come on.
493
00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:15,008
["Paranoid"
by Grand Funk Railroad playing]
494
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:25,192
Ah! Bye-bye.
495
00:26:25,235 --> 00:26:27,716
Nice done.
496
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:30,458
[whooshing]
497
00:26:32,547 --> 00:26:34,114
Awesome.
498
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,735
- Ooh.
- ♪ Did you ever have ♪
499
00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:49,738
♪ That feeling in your life ♪
500
00:26:49,782 --> 00:26:54,308
♪ That someone
was watching you? ♪
501
00:26:55,875 --> 00:27:00,053
♪ He don't have no reason,
that's right ♪
502
00:27:01,532 --> 00:27:05,101
♪ But still he's there
watching you ♪
503
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:10,890
♪ Someone is waiting
just outside the door ♪
504
00:27:10,933 --> 00:27:15,764
♪ To take you away ♪
505
00:27:18,114 --> 00:27:22,684
♪ Everybody knows just
what he's there for ♪
506
00:27:22,728 --> 00:27:26,949
♪ To take you away ♪
507
00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:28,777
- You ready?
- SCOTTY: Yeah.
508
00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:30,736
♪ But who wasn't there ♪
509
00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:32,912
- [gasps]
- ♪ That you should look out for? ♪
510
00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,870
- Whoa.
- ♪ Who wasn't there that you should look out for? ♪
511
00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:38,744
♪ Get back inside your wall
and shut the door ♪
512
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:40,702
♪ Get back inside your wall
and shut the ♪
513
00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:46,839
♪ Door... ♪
514
00:27:55,282 --> 00:27:57,327
Keep your hands off
the ball chain, huh?
515
00:27:57,371 --> 00:28:00,504
Mama doesn't want you
getting smooshed like a bug.
516
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:04,204
Can we do my room next?
517
00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:06,293
Oh, yeah.
518
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,903
Let's go.
519
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:09,600
Race you.
520
00:28:11,994 --> 00:28:14,388
[indistinct chatter]
521
00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:19,088
WOMAN [over P.A.]: Don't forget
our special 30% off winter deal on...
522
00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:22,309
Great deal, heck of a deal.
523
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:25,747
Oh, sure, yeah, I got
those VIN numbers right here.
524
00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,749
[footsteps approaching]
525
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,491
Actually, Phil,
I'll have to call you back.
526
00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:33,015
All right.
527
00:28:33,059 --> 00:28:35,191
Finally saw the light
on that Porsche, did you?
528
00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:38,934
- What are you, uh...?
- [line ringing]
529
00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:41,589
- What are you...?
- I got some business to discuss, Wayne.
530
00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:42,851
Ah.
531
00:28:43,896 --> 00:28:45,985
LORRAINE:
Is he on?
532
00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:47,595
Mom?
533
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:49,466
Got a problem here, kid.
Need your help with it.
534
00:28:49,510 --> 00:28:50,641
Of course, yeah.
535
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,339
Is it that landscaper again?
536
00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,297
No, it's not
the landscaper, moron.
537
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:56,386
It's your wife.
538
00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:58,693
Now hold on. [chuckles]
That's, uh...
539
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:01,087
This whole kidnapping
that ain't a kidnapping thing,
540
00:29:01,130 --> 00:29:03,089
well, there's something
fishy about that.
541
00:29:03,132 --> 00:29:05,352
Full low tide, if you ask me.
542
00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:06,657
Like the dog's breath.
543
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:08,529
Now, we talked about this, uh...
544
00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:10,139
She had a bad day.
545
00:29:10,183 --> 00:29:11,401
Son.
546
00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:12,968
I talked to the police.
547
00:29:13,012 --> 00:29:15,231
They got hard evidence
your wife was abducted.
548
00:29:15,275 --> 00:29:17,146
Not to mention,
549
00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:19,148
I just learned they think
they got one of the guys
550
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,890
on a slab over in North Dakota.
551
00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:24,545
Broke his skull in the commode
of a filling station.
552
00:29:26,329 --> 00:29:28,549
- G-Geez.
- Yeah, officer on the scene said
553
00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:31,247
there was a female present
who matches Dot.
554
00:29:31,291 --> 00:29:35,599
Get your head
out of your ass, kid.
555
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:37,906
She's making a play here,
your missus.
556
00:29:37,950 --> 00:29:39,429
In cahoots with
the kidnappers maybe,
557
00:29:39,473 --> 00:29:43,129
or maybe just seizing
the opportunity.
558
00:29:43,172 --> 00:29:44,565
I'm not sure what or why.
559
00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:45,740
But any way you tell the story,
560
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,698
it ends with me writing a check.
561
00:29:47,742 --> 00:29:51,093
Oh, come on now, Ma,
n-not everything's about money.
562
00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:53,269
Slap him.
563
00:29:53,313 --> 00:29:56,403
I'm... sorry?
564
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:57,534
You heard me.
565
00:29:57,578 --> 00:29:59,101
My son needs a slap
566
00:29:59,145 --> 00:30:00,581
and I'm not there
to give it to him.
567
00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:01,930
So, as my attorney,
I authorize you
568
00:30:01,974 --> 00:30:04,237
to knock his fucking block off.
569
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:07,501
[chuckles]
570
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:10,373
No.
571
00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,159
No, no, no, no, no, no.
572
00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:14,725
Wait a minute... Aah!
573
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:17,859
Ow.
574
00:30:17,903 --> 00:30:19,426
Listen to me, boy.
575
00:30:19,469 --> 00:30:21,341
You're back at the kiddie table
on this one.
576
00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,169
- That's official.
- [whimpers]
577
00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:26,389
Now shut your hole
and listen to me talk.
578
00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:35,877
Trooper?
579
00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,792
Saved.
580
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,794
From what?
581
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,796
Concord grape, I think.
582
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,016
Hmm.
583
00:30:44,059 --> 00:30:46,845
[groaning]:
How... may I help you?
584
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,455
Sure, well,
I'm, uh, Deputy Olmstead,
585
00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,239
Scandia Police Department
over in Minnesota.
586
00:30:50,283 --> 00:30:51,719
I wanted to ask you
some questions
587
00:30:51,762 --> 00:30:53,068
about events that transpired
last night.
588
00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,896
You and everybody else.
589
00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:56,985
Well, sir, I think I might have
a piece of your puzzle.
590
00:30:57,029 --> 00:30:59,814
To wit, the identity of
the missing female you assisted.
591
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:03,209
If I'm right,
which I think I am.
592
00:31:03,252 --> 00:31:05,341
Color me intrigued.
593
00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:07,735
Taken from her home yesterday
afternoon by two men, we think.
594
00:31:07,778 --> 00:31:09,519
We found blood from one.
595
00:31:09,563 --> 00:31:12,087
Looks like she burned the other
fella's face pretty bad.
596
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,697
Sounds like my girl. [chuckles]
597
00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:15,221
Rambo, basically.
598
00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:19,399
Or, uh, the other fella
from the TV, uh...
599
00:31:19,442 --> 00:31:21,749
- MacGyver.
- Well, I got a picture.
600
00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:22,881
Mm.
601
00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,186
[knocking]
602
00:31:24,230 --> 00:31:25,318
What do you know?
603
00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:28,277
It's a party.
604
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,845
INDIRA:
Indira Olmstead, Scandia Police Department.
605
00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,195
Ah. City girl.
606
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:35,197
Well, we prefer "women"
these days.
607
00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:37,156
But the rest is accurate.
608
00:31:37,199 --> 00:31:38,592
How can we help you, stranger?
609
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:42,335
Sheriff's Deputy, Stark County.
610
00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,990
Sounds like you had a mix-up in
my neck of the woods last night,
611
00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:48,036
which we run a pretty
tight ship, so...
612
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,995
I take it personal
when bad men appear.
613
00:31:50,038 --> 00:31:52,258
This job will grind you down,
you take it too personal.
614
00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:55,914
What can I say? I like being
on the right side of a gunfight.
615
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:57,916
Heard you say you had
a picture of the perps?
616
00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,831
- Uh, victim. Female.
- GATOR: Right.
617
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:04,574
Saw something about, uh,
a woman got taken.
618
00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:06,925
Or escaped or something?
619
00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,318
We think these fellas grabbed
her up in Minnesota.
620
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:12,060
Taking her to points west when
the trooper pulled them over.
621
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:14,628
She killed one,
the recidivist Donald Ireland,
622
00:32:14,671 --> 00:32:17,761
I think they said.
The other one got away.
623
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:21,069
Sounds like a real Comanche,
this female you're hunting.
624
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:24,899
Like I said, I got a photo.
Excuse me.
625
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,989
GATOR:
So, what, she some kind of criminal, also?
626
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:29,556
INDIRA:
Not exactly.
627
00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:31,862
Had a mix-up at her daughter's
school this week.
628
00:32:31,906 --> 00:32:33,299
Tased an officer by accident.
629
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:34,735
How's that happen?
630
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:36,215
Heat of the moment,
I'm guessing.
631
00:32:36,258 --> 00:32:37,520
Used to be a saying:
632
00:32:37,564 --> 00:32:40,393
"Minnesota nice."
But I was there.
633
00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,656
Nothing nice about Minnesota
that day.
634
00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:44,658
Oops. What'd I do?
635
00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:47,182
- What did you...?
- I must've, I don't know, I pressed something.
636
00:32:47,226 --> 00:32:50,316
Darn it, you deleted
the victim, her photo.
637
00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:53,188
Yeah, me and technology
don't see eye to eye.
638
00:32:53,232 --> 00:32:54,537
Especially now.
639
00:32:54,581 --> 00:32:57,018
This wrist-breaker... ah.
640
00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:59,238
INDIRA:
No, it-it's my fault.
641
00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:01,414
I'm not sure what I was thinking
just bringing the one.
642
00:33:01,457 --> 00:33:04,025
Well, I sure hope you find her.
643
00:33:04,069 --> 00:33:06,375
If it was her,
saved my life, I think.
644
00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:09,074
Oh, no, she's home.
A little worse for wear
645
00:33:09,117 --> 00:33:10,379
but intact.
646
00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:11,598
Strangest thing, though.
647
00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:13,295
Despite all evidence,
648
00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:15,210
she's claiming
it never happened.
649
00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:17,299
Never... what now?
650
00:33:17,343 --> 00:33:18,866
Says nobody broke in.
651
00:33:18,909 --> 00:33:20,520
Says she wasn't taken.
652
00:33:20,563 --> 00:33:22,087
Just went for a wander
for ten hours
653
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,263
and then came home
and cooked breakfast.
654
00:33:24,306 --> 00:33:26,134
GATOR:
Cry for attention, sounds like.
655
00:33:26,178 --> 00:33:29,572
Drama queen trying to make
her husband sick.
656
00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,226
Who said she has a husband?
657
00:33:31,270 --> 00:33:32,880
GATOR:
No, I mean, I'm assuming.
658
00:33:32,923 --> 00:33:35,926
Description said 30s
in the police report, so...
659
00:33:35,970 --> 00:33:37,624
Well, all I know is,
the woman I met broke loose
660
00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:40,192
like somebody who knows
how small the cage can get.
661
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:43,369
Wish you had that picture.
662
00:33:43,412 --> 00:33:45,371
Like to meet
that woman again, thank her.
663
00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:47,373
For what? Far as I can tell,
664
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:49,375
she's the one got you shot
in the first place.
665
00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:51,420
Oh, the job got me shot.
666
00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,509
She was just...
667
00:33:53,553 --> 00:33:55,685
trying to get free.
668
00:33:55,729 --> 00:33:57,339
But you know what they say.
669
00:33:57,383 --> 00:33:58,558
Protect and serve.
670
00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,212
[chuckles]
671
00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:03,084
Yeah, I'm down
with "protect," but...
672
00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:04,738
I ain't in the service industry.
673
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:08,611
I'm in the kicking ass
and taking names business.
674
00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:19,057
You two have a nice day.
675
00:34:28,718 --> 00:34:30,285
[blows nose]
676
00:34:37,205 --> 00:34:38,859
[engine starts]
677
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:41,079
Consider that bitch flummoxed.
678
00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:47,259
[hammering]
679
00:34:59,314 --> 00:35:01,925
- [hammering continues]
- [water running]
680
00:35:07,496 --> 00:35:09,542
[water shuts off]
681
00:35:13,981 --> 00:35:15,374
What the heck?
682
00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:17,202
DOT:
Hiya, hon.
683
00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:22,032
What the heck?
684
00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:23,730
Made some shepherd's pie.
685
00:35:29,649 --> 00:35:31,216
WAYNE:
Scotty.
686
00:35:32,260 --> 00:35:33,609
What you doing there?
687
00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:35,655
For security. Mom said.
688
00:35:35,698 --> 00:35:37,396
- Yeah.
- WAYNE: Oh.
689
00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:38,440
Hon...
690
00:35:38,484 --> 00:35:41,226
Yeah?
691
00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:43,793
Why is there a sledgehammer
over the front door?
692
00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:46,405
Well, we talked
about an alarm system,
693
00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:49,930
but you said we couldn't
afford a good one, so we...
694
00:35:49,973 --> 00:35:51,714
Well, what the heck is...?
695
00:35:51,758 --> 00:35:53,325
Oh, no, hon, I wouldn't touch
that. It's electrified.
696
00:35:53,368 --> 00:35:54,761
It's what?
697
00:35:54,804 --> 00:35:56,719
It's plugged into the wall.
698
00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,591
Anyone tries to bust in,
699
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:00,636
well, they'll get
a righteous shock.
700
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:09,036
Hon, c-can we talk? I...
701
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:12,300
Wait, how, I'm just gonna...
702
00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:13,910
How about you go upstairs
and, uh,
703
00:36:13,954 --> 00:36:16,696
watch some cartoons
on your Samsung?
704
00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:19,002
- [Dot chuckles]
- Yeah? [chuckles]
705
00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:24,573
- Yeah.
- Let me get my apron off at least.
706
00:36:28,534 --> 00:36:30,536
Uh, Mom came by the lot today.
707
00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:33,452
Er, well, her man did.
708
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:34,888
Uh, she called in.
709
00:36:34,931 --> 00:36:36,716
Yeah, she...
710
00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:38,500
I saw her, too.
711
00:36:38,544 --> 00:36:39,980
But don't worry.
712
00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:42,069
I think we came
to an understanding.
713
00:36:42,112 --> 00:36:43,679
She said that, or...?
714
00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,681
- No.
- Oh.
715
00:36:45,725 --> 00:36:49,032
But women understand each other.
716
00:36:49,076 --> 00:36:52,122
Well, hon, I don't
think you do...
717
00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:55,213
u-understand each other.
718
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,737
She... She's litigating
against you, see.
719
00:36:57,780 --> 00:37:00,479
She, uh...
720
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,785
Well, she thinks
you made this whole thing up.
721
00:37:02,829 --> 00:37:06,746
I... I mean, the whole
thing sounds... loony.
722
00:37:06,789 --> 00:37:10,445
But she-she thinks you're
some kind of con woman.
723
00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:13,187
Uh, playing us for our money.
724
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,971
Uh, in league
with the kidnappers.
725
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,495
I just...
726
00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:20,281
Told you, there were
no kidnappers, just...
727
00:37:20,325 --> 00:37:21,804
Drove around
to-to clear your head.
728
00:37:21,848 --> 00:37:23,850
But-but, hon, the-the...
729
00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:25,765
The-the car was here
the whole time.
730
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,070
Walking, I said, or I-I...
731
00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:28,550
Listen, I believe you.
732
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,292
I'm not the one
you got to... I just...
733
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,033
And she said she can get
the cops out of the equation.
734
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:36,689
You know, her friend the
attorney general, but, hon...
735
00:37:36,732 --> 00:37:39,082
You know, from-from where she's
sitting the-the whole thing
736
00:37:39,126 --> 00:37:40,780
don't make a lot of sense.
737
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,047
But it makes sense to us.
738
00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,832
That's what matters, right?
739
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:53,140
Yeah, maybe.
740
00:37:53,183 --> 00:37:57,753
But, hon... wh-why-why is there
a, a-a sledgehammer
741
00:37:57,797 --> 00:37:59,451
in the vestibule?
742
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:02,280
A-And how come Scotty's
making a zombie killer?
743
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:05,195
Well, like she said. Security.
744
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,414
From what?
745
00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:07,850
Hon...
746
00:38:07,894 --> 00:38:09,591
No, I-I'm just trying
to, you know...
747
00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:13,421
No. You can't.
You-you weren't there.
748
00:38:13,465 --> 00:38:14,944
At the school board.
749
00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:19,035
Neighbor against neighbor.
750
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,602
Society's breaking down here.
751
00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,300
The social structure.
752
00:38:22,343 --> 00:38:25,259
What side you're on,
whether you're for or against,
753
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:28,871
I-I'm just saying... [sighs]
754
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,657
We need to wake up here.
755
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,137
Protect ourselves, in case...
756
00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:35,922
In case what?
757
00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,272
In case...
758
00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:40,970
ruffians at the door.
759
00:38:41,014 --> 00:38:44,147
Or Mr. Abernathy decides
he wants revenge.
760
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:46,019
Or a thousand other maybes.
761
00:38:46,062 --> 00:38:47,673
Uh, who?
762
00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:49,109
Scotty's math teacher.
763
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:50,415
The fella I tased
before the cop.
764
00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:51,938
Y-You tased the math teacher?
765
00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:53,679
Well...
766
00:38:53,722 --> 00:38:55,550
I got a bad feeling, hon.
767
00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:57,552
- Yeah.
- People do.
768
00:38:57,596 --> 00:38:59,293
It's not just me.
769
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:01,861
And I'm, I-I'm not saying
that we should build a bunker.
770
00:39:01,904 --> 00:39:05,038
Or stockpile long guns.
771
00:39:05,081 --> 00:39:06,605
A few common sense...
772
00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:09,738
Hon, y-y-y-you got electric wire
on the windows.
773
00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:11,174
A few practical solutions.
774
00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:13,046
Unless you're ready to step up
775
00:39:13,089 --> 00:39:16,963
and go state of the art, really
sink some capital into it.
776
00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:20,314
I-I... Should we, I don't know,
sh-sh-sh-should we get a gun?
777
00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:24,100
See? Oh. Now you're thinking.
778
00:39:24,144 --> 00:39:26,799
A gun is a great idea.
We should get a shotgun.
779
00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,583
- Oh.
- And maybe a pistol for the bedroom.
780
00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:31,238
- Ah.
- And maybe we could replace my Taser, too.
781
00:39:31,281 --> 00:39:33,980
And, I don't know,
maybe some kind of net.
782
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:36,374
- Just in case they, uh...
- A net?
783
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,375
- Huh?
- Huh?
784
00:39:37,418 --> 00:39:38,767
All I'm saying is-is,
785
00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:40,900
now we're speaking
the same language.
786
00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:45,687
Oh, you're such a gentle guy.
787
00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,036
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
788
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,387
I know how hard this is.
789
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,390
I-I just want to play
floor hockey
790
00:39:52,433 --> 00:39:55,697
in my socks with Scotty again
and watch Real Housewives.
791
00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:57,177
I know.
792
00:39:58,308 --> 00:40:00,746
And we can and we will.
793
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:05,054
Hey. We just got to take care
of a few things first.
794
00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,408
[Wayne sighs]
795
00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:14,020
All I ever wanted was...
796
00:40:15,064 --> 00:40:17,806
Y-You're my dream come true.
797
00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:23,986
And you're mine.
798
00:40:30,384 --> 00:40:32,560
Come on, mister.
799
00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:34,780
Before your daughter's brain
turns to sludge.
800
00:40:34,823 --> 00:40:36,782
[chuckles] Yeah.
801
00:40:36,825 --> 00:40:38,479
Hey, Scotty.
802
00:40:38,523 --> 00:40:40,960
["This Is Halloween"
by Danny Elfman playing]
803
00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:42,831
Let's eat!
804
00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:49,359
♪ Boys and girls of every age ♪
805
00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:52,058
♪ Wouldn't you like to see
something strange? ♪
806
00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:54,713
♪ Come with us
and you will see ♪
807
00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:57,977
♪ This, our town of Halloween ♪
808
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,806
♪ This is Halloween,
this is Halloween ♪
809
00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:02,329
♪ Pumpkins scream
in the dead of night ♪
810
00:41:02,372 --> 00:41:04,113
Pull in here.
I got to take a piss.
811
00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:06,594
♪ This is Halloween,
everybody make a scene ♪
812
00:41:06,638 --> 00:41:09,423
♪ Trick or treat till the
neighbors gonna die of fright ♪
813
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,382
♪ It's our town,
everybody scream ♪
814
00:41:12,426 --> 00:41:14,559
♪ In this town of Halloween ♪
815
00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:17,126
♪ I am the one
hiding under your bed ♪
816
00:41:17,170 --> 00:41:20,216
♪ Teeth ground sharp
and eyes glowing red ♪
817
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:22,915
♪ I am the one
hiding under your stairs ♪
818
00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,700
♪ Fingers like snakes
and spiders in my hair ♪
819
00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:28,834
♪ This is Halloween,
this is Halloween ♪
820
00:41:28,877 --> 00:41:32,838
♪ Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween. ♪
821
00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:38,931
- Want a pop?
- No, I'm fine.
822
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,417
- [groans]
- Whoa.
823
00:41:49,289 --> 00:41:50,812
[scoffs]
824
00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:14,619
[engine starts]
825
00:42:24,933 --> 00:42:26,456
[clicks]
826
00:42:36,510 --> 00:42:38,077
[grunts]
827
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,687
[gurgles]
828
00:42:47,695 --> 00:42:49,305
I got us some jerky.
829
00:42:51,438 --> 00:42:52,874
Spicy kind.
830
00:42:52,918 --> 00:42:55,355
You better keep
those windows down.
831
00:43:13,286 --> 00:43:14,809
Fuck, that's hot.
832
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:33,654
[groans] Where is this guy?
833
00:43:39,704 --> 00:43:41,270
Oh, my God.
834
00:43:42,228 --> 00:43:43,925
Oh, my God.
835
00:43:54,588 --> 00:43:56,634
[Gator panting]
836
00:44:03,423 --> 00:44:04,859
Oh, shit.
837
00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:10,082
Oh, shit.
838
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:47,456
MAN:
Now I get it.
839
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,545
[rooster crows]
840
00:46:53,593 --> 00:46:56,639
[roars]
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