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D'oh!
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- Huh?
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Our first Thanksgiving
since Homer passed away.
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- More turkey, please.
- Aw.
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Thank God we still have his hologram.
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All right, everyone.
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Get out your remembrance candles.
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Granny Lisa, why do we light a candle
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every Thanksgiving?
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In remembrance of the great blackout
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that almost destroyed our town
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when we actually had to
write things down by hand.
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It started on a cold November day.
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Back when you could actually
see snow outside of a museum.
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Goodbye, Autumn, hello, Novem-brrr.
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A powerful winter storm
is headed our way.
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- Homie.
- ♪ Aloha 'oe ♪
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Homie, wake up.
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♪ Aloha 'oe... ♪
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This isn't Hawaii. It's never Hawaii.
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It's just stupid America.
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There's a winter storm coming in.
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Winter storm.
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I refuse to be scared
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unless there's some
terrifying new term for it.
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It's an arctic blast with a bomb cyclone
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and a chance of firenado,
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or as we in the news business call it,
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and "arcticonado."
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None of us call it that, Kent.
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Pipe down, Arnie. I'm selling hoodies.
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- Homer, this is important.
- Hmm?
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Did you put up the storm
windows like you promised?
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There are two things I've
learned are completely worthless:
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Scented toilet paper and a
promise from Homer Simpson.
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I'll put 'em up right after work.
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You're going to work in that?
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It's Hawaiian day,
and the guys elected me
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King Kamehameha.
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Let the goofing off at work commence.
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Ew, bacon.
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Mmm.
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Now, kids, I know the forecast
says it's triple-mitten weather,
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but the good news is,
it's less than one week till Turkey Day.
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Mom!
Can we please not call it "Turkey Day"?
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You're celebrating the
slaughter of a living thing.
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Lisa, you always slaughter the mood.
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You know, there are some
amazing faux turkeys to eat now.
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Said no one, ever.
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Right now, they're perfecting the taste,
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but in the future,
faux turkeys will taste really good.
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Hmm.
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Nope. Still sucks.
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But for this year,
my menu is already up on the fridge.
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And it really means a lot to me.
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It's our first Thanksgiving with Maggie.
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I'm finally not pregnant,
so I can drink.
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I call a drumstick.
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Nice try, boy,
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but we agreed I'd get both drumsticks
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every Thanksgiving on
the day you were born.
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Aw, no fair.
I was too young to sign that.
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I believe this is your foot, is it not?
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- And I had it notarized.
- Why you giant...
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But the worst was yet to come.
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That Thanksgiving would surpass
Christmas and my birthday
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as the saddest day of the year.
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Welcome, or as they say in Hawaii:
Welcome.
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You're probably wondering
why we chose this special day
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to have this celebration of you,
my workers
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and dear, dear friends.
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Smithers, I need a distraction
so those unionized money-sucks
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don't see the new cheaper replacements
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I'm bringing in to take their jobs.
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Why don't we throw a Hawaiian day?
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Aloha-ha-ha-ha.
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Now enjoy, relax, mahalo,
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knowing your jobs are secure
and I could never replace you.
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Nothing ulterior about that statement.
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We love you!
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That's the last we'll see of them.
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Welcome, nonunion workers.
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In an older era, they'd call you scabs.
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Now you're just friends
without benefits.
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♪ See here, Smithers,
here's my theory ♪
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♪ Of how to cut down
what people earn ♪
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♪ Every worker should be nonunion ♪
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♪ That's the genius of Monty Burns ♪
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♪ They've got no health care,
they've got no dental ♪
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♪ There's just one bathroom,
so they take turns ♪
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♪ And all the money
and all the power ♪
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♪ Are in the clutches
of Monty Burns ♪
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♪ Hallelujah ♪
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♪ Make us grovel ♪
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♪ For your energy ♪
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♪ Speed up the core,
speed up the core, man ♪
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♪ Speed up the core,
speed up the core, man ♪
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♪ Speed up the, speed up the,
speed up the, speed up ♪
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♪ The core ♪
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♪ Rig detectors and
bribe inspectors ♪
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♪ Skip the training
'cause no one learns ♪
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♪ Even people who ain't too clever ♪
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♪ Can work for
minimum wage forever ♪
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♪ Broken parts can
be glued together ♪
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♪ For Monty Burns ♪
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♪ Monty Burns, Monty Burns ♪
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- ♪ Monty Burns. ♪
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Smithers, how do these nonunion
avocado toasts sing so well?
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Oh, they're all graduates of
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prestigious college theater programs.
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- Ah.
- That entire section is Julliard.
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♪ It's this or teach. ♪
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Somebody should clean these up.
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I nominate King Kamehameha.
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I'm starting to think this
king thing is just a trick
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to get me to do all the work.
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No, no. It's a very great honor,
your gullibility.
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- Hmm.
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Mm, mm.
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- Whew! Not gonna make that mistake.
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Waste disposed safely.
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Thank you.
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Now to call Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk
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and reclaim my title of
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the world's most
self-serving billionaire.
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Where can I plug in my phone?
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Uh, sir, I'm afraid we already
over-amped on that outlet.
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I'll over-amp you.
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Put it out! Put it out!
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♪ We don't know how. ♪
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But we can dance Stravinsky's
"Firebird" around it.
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Homer, what did you do in there?
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I did exactly what I was supposed to do.
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Attention, plant employees.
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See? She'll tell you.
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Plant meltdown imminent.
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Please take this time to
get right with your God.
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Now please put your name
tag inside your mouth
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for the easy identification
of your skull.
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Where are you going?
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Uh, to get help.
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Don't leave me, Uncle Monty!
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- Smithers, did you grease the struts?
- Yes, sir.
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Yarr... you kidding me?!
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Fire extinguished.
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Plant ruined,
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and you are all now out of work.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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We had no power and
no prospects of getting any.
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- What is it? What is it?
- We'll never know!
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But whenever there's
a threat to civilization,
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good people always set
aside their differences
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and blame a scapegoat.
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All right, so, who screwed up here?
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- Homer?
- Homer. Homer. Homer.
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I agree.
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We should find a scapegoat, but who?
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You. You. You.
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I can't believe this.
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I love you guys,
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and now you want to
throw me under the bus?
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Great idea.
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Hey! "Throwing someone under the bus"
is a figure of speech.
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Like, "I'll start my diet tomorrow,"
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or "I love my children equally."
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Okay, Homer. Fair enough.
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Ten-second head start!
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Ten, nine, eight, seven...
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You could've at least done Mississippi!
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Who's there?
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Watch it. I have pepper spray.
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Mmm... pepper spray.
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Homer?
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I put in all the storm windows,
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and I bought brand-new batteries
for all the flashlights.
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Huh? Huh?
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There was nothing
that alarmed my mother more
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than a helpful Homer.
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Homer Simpson,
did you have anything to do
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with the blackout?
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Everybody thinks I did, but I didn't.
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But I don't care because
you believe me, Marge, don't you?
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I'm trying.
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Eh. Could've been worse.
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Once again,
the whole town is mad at Dad.
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Bart, do you know how many furious mobs
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the average family has to contend with?
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Hmm, six?
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Zero. Zero!
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You did do this.
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Marge, in every marriage,
a spouse gets to say one time,
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"you have got to believe me."
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Yes, and you've done it 18 times.
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Look in my eyes.
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You've said that before.
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Hold my hand and look in my eyes.
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You've said that before.
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Hold my hand,
look in my eyes and feel my heart.
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Also, if you can examine my prostate...
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All right, all right.
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I don't know.
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- Mom!
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I was aiming for his eye.
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Mom, Dad, please give us hope.
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It's what parents do.
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Don't worry, kids.
The government will help.
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The government cannot help itself,
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let alone you.
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I have just been authorized
to commission a study
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on whether or not a study
should be commissioned.
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Finally. Thank you.
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So, to take your minds
off your troubles,
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I propose some kind of games.
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Either "hunger" or "squid."
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With that in mind,
tomorrow we will begin
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with everyone attempting
to kill Milhouse.
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I finally got picked first.
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Boo-yeah!
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Take this.
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No laptop, no kindle. What do I do?
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I'll read a book.
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- Hmm.
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I might learn something.
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This pioneer girl was happy.
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I'm not happy.
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This is a nightmare.
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My pa moved us out of Wisconsin
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because he thought it was too fancy.
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Wisconsin?
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And before you want to be me,
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answer this:
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Did you ever kill a chicken?
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Sorry, I'm a vegetarian.
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So was I.
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That as the moment
I began my remembrance book.
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And in my memory, I sound like this.
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People were made of stronger
stuff in pioneer days,
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until they died of agony at 39.
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Well, if nothing else,
I can try to save Thanksgiving.
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The food is gone.
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Homer, is there an explanation?
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Yes, there is.
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- I...
- No more explanations.
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I can't take it.
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Dad, I'm really sad. What do I do?
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I don't know. Go outside.
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- Build a snowman.
- I can't bring another life
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into this awful world.
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Shoo!
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I have a little juice.
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I can call tech support.
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You think you miss the Internet?
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Hear ye, hear ye.
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The latest Matrix movie
was severely disappointing.
262
00:14:17,788 --> 00:14:20,080
Do not take the red pill
or the blue pill.
263
00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:22,291
You need no dose for this one.
264
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:23,792
End of "tweet."
265
00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:25,252
Hey, like.
266
00:14:25,254 --> 00:14:27,963
In fact, I'm going to "follow" you.
267
00:14:28,710 --> 00:14:29,715
Yes, mute.
268
00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:31,759
- ♪ Giving you likes and following you ♪
- Mute, mute.
269
00:14:41,395 --> 00:14:44,688
You! How dare you
show your face in here.
270
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,064
Moe, it's me.
271
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,816
And beneath all the
drinking and the jokes,
272
00:14:47,818 --> 00:14:49,651
we have a real relationship.
273
00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:50,986
And that means something.
274
00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:52,237
What are you getting at?
275
00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:53,322
Come on, man.
276
00:14:53,324 --> 00:14:56,325
Deep down, we kind of love each other.
277
00:14:58,704 --> 00:15:00,204
Love you, too.
278
00:15:02,928 --> 00:15:04,249
It's hopeless.
279
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:06,785
Everyone in this town hates us.
280
00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:10,297
But some not as much.
I brought firewood.
281
00:15:11,842 --> 00:15:14,259
Whoa, Grampa. How'd you score that?
282
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:17,930
For your information,
I grew up in a cruel world like this,
283
00:15:17,932 --> 00:15:21,433
back in the '30s or '50s,
or whatever makes sense now.
284
00:15:22,578 --> 00:15:24,978
Now let me get that fire going for you.
285
00:15:28,359 --> 00:15:29,983
Ah!
286
00:15:29,985 --> 00:15:32,444
Grampa, you saved us!
287
00:15:32,446 --> 00:15:36,031
Well, old people have a lot of wisdom
288
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,324
if you take the time to...
289
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:39,284
She said thank you.
290
00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:44,540
We were more than happy.
291
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:46,375
We were a family again.
292
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:54,925
Oh, what was that?
293
00:15:54,927 --> 00:15:56,760
Go back to sleep, sweetie.
294
00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:58,220
Tomorrow's Sunday.
295
00:15:58,222 --> 00:16:01,807
You don't have to start
your chores till 4:00 A.M.
296
00:16:02,883 --> 00:16:04,852
Thanks, Grampa.
297
00:16:07,273 --> 00:16:10,816
We'll finally be rid of that
Homer Simpson once and for all.
298
00:16:10,818 --> 00:16:13,360
And then I'll be the town idiot.
299
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:15,720
Mm.
300
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:36,675
Oh, my God! "City celebrates
explosion of the Simpsons."
301
00:16:37,761 --> 00:16:40,637
That's "expulsion" of the Simpsons.
302
00:16:40,639 --> 00:16:41,847
Oh, whew.
303
00:16:41,849 --> 00:16:44,106
Which means they kicked us out forever.
304
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:46,810
Damn it!
Why won't people believe I'm innocent?
305
00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:48,478
Oh, it's hopeless.
306
00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:51,148
Whoa, cool!
307
00:16:56,494 --> 00:16:58,388
I guess there's one good thing.
308
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,023
At least there's no more stupid...
309
00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:01,358
Howdy, neighbor.
310
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,818
I asked them to move my
house right next to yours.
311
00:17:06,490 --> 00:17:09,574
Well, at least you believe me, Flanders.
312
00:17:09,576 --> 00:17:13,078
Yes, but I also believe in
a Holy Ghost no one can see.
313
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,914
In the name of the Father and
the Son and the spooky plus one.
314
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,833
I haven't slept for two nights.
315
00:17:18,835 --> 00:17:22,670
Because my choice is either
to be furious at you for the lie,
316
00:17:22,672 --> 00:17:25,799
or to believe you and feel like a fool.
317
00:17:27,302 --> 00:17:30,720
Okay, okay, I'm going to believe it.
318
00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:34,182
Ugh. Now I'm actually in pain.
319
00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:35,433
No pain, no gain.
320
00:17:35,435 --> 00:17:37,936
I can't go on faith anymore.
321
00:17:37,938 --> 00:17:42,399
I have to have a reason to believe you.
322
00:17:42,401 --> 00:17:43,983
There is. Oh, my God.
323
00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:46,736
Do you remember when you thought
I ate the food in the fridge?
324
00:17:46,738 --> 00:17:47,862
Yes?
325
00:17:47,864 --> 00:17:48,988
Well, I didn't.
326
00:17:48,990 --> 00:17:51,616
I put it under the snow
to keep it fresh.
327
00:17:51,618 --> 00:17:53,868
Like in Lisa's stupid pioneer book.
328
00:17:53,870 --> 00:17:55,120
Oh, my God.
329
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,996
You're telling the truth.
330
00:17:56,998 --> 00:17:58,915
And if you're telling
the truth about that,
331
00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:01,501
- then you're telling the truth about everything!
- Mm-hmm.
332
00:18:01,503 --> 00:18:04,921
- Oh.
- Mm.
333
00:18:04,923 --> 00:18:06,589
Ooh, Homie.
334
00:18:06,591 --> 00:18:08,258
But if you're an innocent idiot,
335
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,926
instead of a guilty nitwit,
336
00:18:09,928 --> 00:18:11,219
how do we prove it?
337
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:13,430
By finding the person who was behind it.
338
00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:15,765
And there's only one
man who it could be.
339
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,600
The town villain.
340
00:18:17,602 --> 00:18:18,768
Luigi!
341
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:20,353
No! Burns!
342
00:18:21,398 --> 00:18:24,107
Smithers, I've eluded justice yet again.
343
00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:26,234
May my uppance never come.
344
00:18:26,236 --> 00:18:27,902
Not so fast!
345
00:18:27,904 --> 00:18:28,904
Gah!
346
00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:30,738
We know what you did.
347
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:35,410
Yes, but you're also standing
on top of my trap door.
348
00:18:37,336 --> 00:18:40,123
It, uh, doesn't work without power, sir.
349
00:18:40,125 --> 00:18:42,625
Fine. Smithers, do it manually.
350
00:18:50,218 --> 00:18:52,177
You can't move. That's cheating.
351
00:18:52,179 --> 00:18:53,928
Take him away, boys.
352
00:18:56,349 --> 00:18:58,850
Get the kiddie cuffs, Lou.
353
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,727
Curses!
354
00:19:02,564 --> 00:19:05,356
I have to take responsibility
for something I did?
355
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,400
Ridiculous.
356
00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:13,448
Montgomery Burns,
we will give you the stiffest punishment
357
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:15,241
any billionaire ever gets.
358
00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:18,077
A fine you can easily pay.
359
00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:20,497
I make more than that in the time
360
00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:23,541
it took me to say
"I make more than that." Ha!
361
00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:26,503
I'm so glad you guys love me again.
362
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:28,379
We're still a little mad.
363
00:19:28,381 --> 00:19:29,714
This brought back a lot of memories
364
00:19:29,716 --> 00:19:31,633
of stuff you actually did do.
365
00:19:31,635 --> 00:19:34,010
Remember, Homer,
I was gonna be an orthodontist.
366
00:19:34,012 --> 00:19:35,762
But no more, thanks to you.
367
00:19:35,764 --> 00:19:38,806
What if you all have
Thanksgiving dinner with us?
368
00:19:38,808 --> 00:19:42,644
All you have to do is put
our house back where it was.
369
00:19:42,646 --> 00:19:45,855
It's never just dinner.
There's always something.
370
00:19:54,741 --> 00:19:56,658
And in the years that followed,
371
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:59,410
there would be other
blackouts and other mobs.
372
00:19:59,412 --> 00:20:02,372
But they never blamed my father again.
373
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:04,874
- Bart?
- Your story was so long
374
00:20:04,876 --> 00:20:06,209
I died of boredom.
375
00:20:06,211 --> 00:20:08,753
Also, I finally got a drumstick.
376
00:20:08,755 --> 00:20:10,171
Mine now.
377
00:20:26,690 --> 00:20:29,607
"Pa had walked back after 23 miles
378
00:20:29,609 --> 00:20:31,234
"with an orange for Christmas.
379
00:20:31,236 --> 00:20:33,111
"Poor Becca didn't get to taste it
380
00:20:33,113 --> 00:20:36,614
"because she passed that
morning from scarlet fever.
381
00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:40,868
So they zested the rind over her grave."
382
00:20:43,234 --> 00:20:44,998
That's great, Dad.
383
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Maybe we should stop here.
384
00:20:47,002 --> 00:20:49,794
No, I have to see if Euchariah
sold the pelts in town
385
00:20:49,796 --> 00:20:51,838
to those untrustworthy Canadians.
386
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,631
They didn't pay him for last time!
387
00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:56,718
Okay, you just tell me
what happens later.
388
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:01,222
"And in the spring,
an orange tree grew over her grave."
389
00:21:25,790 --> 00:21:29,083
- Enough!
- Okay!
390
00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:37,019
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