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(dramatic music)
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(bright music)
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(static crackling)
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(Onyx exhales)
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- Greetings, oh masterful one.
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I am but a lowly minion
sitting here before you
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crisscross applesauce,
consummately at your
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infernal service and forever
in your eternal debt.
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I dunno.
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My name is Marcus J.
Trillbury, but my friends,
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my many, many friends call
me Onyx the Fortuitous,
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slayer of the bright realm.
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I dunno.
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I have been a devilish devotee
of yours
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for more years than I can
count.
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I have purchased all of your
books.
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Huh. Interesting.
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Listened to all of your
records.
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And even attempted to complete
your at-home workout regime,
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"The Beelzebub Beef Up."
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But most importantly, I've
been a diligent student
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of your teachings, having
completed the online
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certification process for
Letting a Lil Devil In,
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levels 101, 201, and 301.
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And I was approved for
401, but my mom said
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I had to stop spending money
on the internet, full stop.
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And yes, that did include
bidding on rare
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Battle K.A.T.T.S. minifigs,
even though last summer I was
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this close to winning a
glow-in-the-dark, ultra blue
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pumaman variant. Goddamn, I
wanted that minifig so bad.
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So when I heard, oh Lord, that
you were running a contest
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for five of your most devoted
followers to take part
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in a once-in-a-lifetime demonic
ritual with you in person,
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I just knew it was my destiny
to attend.
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For I am the most devoted
of darkened disciples,
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the most fiery of fervent
fanatics,
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and the most perpetuitous
of putrid pupils.
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I guess the only thing left
to say is,
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notice me, Senpai, notice me!
(door bangs)
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Oh, God, Mom.
- What the hell
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are you doing in here?
- I told you I was making
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a video.
- Are those my dolls?
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- They're for the video
- Did you
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rip my dolls' heads off?
- I promise I'll put
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them back, but you can't take
them now.
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You'll disrupt the magick!
You'll disrupt the magick!
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(dramatic music)
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(ethereal vocalizing)
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(computer keys clacking)
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(Onyx inhales and exhales)
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(computer trills)
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(door squeaks)
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(Todd laughing)
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(fork thudding)
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- [Todd] Oh my God. (laughing)
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- Did you put everything
back where you found it?
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- Yes, Mom.
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- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants?
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- Even Holly Little Puddin'
Pants. Woo!
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- Where you headed? You
don't work on Fridays.
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- Oh, thanks for invading
my privacy, Todd.
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You don't know me.
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Hard truth is Travis was fired
for pissin in the sweet tea tank
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for the third time this month,
so I'm picking up his shift.
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- All right, then. What
time can I expect you home?
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Would you like us to save you
some dinner?
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- Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah.
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I might be out pretty late,
actually.
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- (belches) Wow. Big plans
after work.
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Plans so big that we
shouldn't save you dinner.
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- Yeah, actually, Todd, (laughs)
me and some of my friends
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might just go out and tear
around town, you know,
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flipping stuff up and
ripping stuff down. (laughs)
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- Oh, fun.
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- (scoffs) Yeah. That'll be
the day.
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- What's that?
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- Hey, if you got so many
friends,
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how about I, uh, save a spot
for 'em at the table, right?
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That way they can all join us
for dinner, all your friends!
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- Why do you wear a full suit
and tie every goddamn day,
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Todd, you sell
wholesale buckets
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of doomsday mac and cheese
over the phone.
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- Because the clothes
define the man, Marcus.
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Clearly a lesson you could
stand to learn.
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- I told you not to
call me Marcus anymore.
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My name is Onyx the
Fortuitous, and I'm proud
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of what we accomplish at
the Meat Hut every day.
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- Boys! Boys! (sighs)
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You two have been family
for over a year now,
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and I will not tolerate these
yelling matches anymore.
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Marcus, I could understand if
your father
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was still in the house, but
this is Todd,
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your stepfather, and my lover.
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- Ugh.
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- Now, I want you two to
breathe with me, okay?
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Breathe in. (inhales)
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(Nancy exhales)
- Fuck you, Todd.
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- Good. In.
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And out.
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- Fuck you, Onyx the
Fart-uitous.
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- Fuck you, Todd!
- Fuck you, Marcus!
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- Boys!
(microwave dings)
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(bright music)
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(bell dings)
- Order up, number 46.
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Hold the slaw, extra slaw,
prairie pepper hot sauce
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on the side with a slap of
pickles.
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(upbeat music)
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Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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Check the weight on that.
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You're one fry short.
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(bright music)
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(cash register dings)
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Cash run, Derrell.
Low on fives.
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(computer game beeping)
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Um, Masha?
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- What, Marcus? Fuck!
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- I was just wondering if you
got my new name tag in yet.
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- Your what?
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- Remember a few weeks ago
I requested a new name tag,
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one that read Onyx the
Fortuitous?
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I even applied for one through
corporate and everything.
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- That's not your name.
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- Oh, yeah, uh, um, well,
this one's not my name either,
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because my name is Marcus
Trillbury, yeah,
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but this says
Marquay Dickberry.
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And it's been like that since
day one.
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I've been here six years.
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- Look, if you want a
different name tag,
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check the junk box.
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(computer game beeping)
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- You lose.
- Oh, fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck me in my
dirty cunt!
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(drawer bangs)
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- Oh, God!
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- What's up, Pussyhound?
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- What's up, Tanner,
Tanner's bois?
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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How can I make your day a
bit beefier?
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- (sucks teeth) Yeah, we're
gonna need 12
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Beefy Bad Boy meals,
Monster Style curly fries,
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I'm gonna need some sodas for
my hounds.
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And you know-
(Boi whispers indistinctly)
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Yeah, and a Sweet N' Sugary
Strawberry Shimmy Shake,
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and Vanilla Bean Cream Supreme,
mixed.
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- Is that all?
- No.
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I want a Peter Plumpkin
Toaster Pie, but slightly cool.
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I don't want it to be too
hot for my baby mouth.
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Hey, it's free in five on
Fridays, right?
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- Yes, sir.
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- Well then you better
hop to it.
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(Tanner's bois laugh)
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(upbeat music)
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(upbeat music continues)
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- There you are, Tanner.
Tanner's bois.
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(Tanner's bois bark)
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We're just waiting on
the burgers.
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- Time's almost up.
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(Tanner's bois bark)
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- Hurry, hurry, patty slinger.
- You smell like beef!
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(person laughs)
Gross.
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- [Tanner] Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
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- When in doubt, skewer it out.
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(upbeat music)
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- Ten, nine, eight, seven,
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six, five, four,
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three, two, one.
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Uh-uh, times up.
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- But I-
- Lean in.
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Lean in. Come on.
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(shake sloshing)
(Tanner's bois laughing)
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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(Tanner laughs)
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(Tanner's bois barking)
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Patty slinger.
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- Tell Masha I quit!
- What?
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- Tell Masha I quit!
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(knocking)
- Yes?
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- Um, Pussyhound quit.
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- Dear God.
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Or the devil.
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Whichever one's listening,
I guess. (sobs)
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Um, I was wondering
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if maybe he could give
me a different life.
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Yeah, different than the one
I have right now currently.
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(gentle music)
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Yeah, I'd really like a
different life, please.
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'Cause this one's not working
out so well.
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(Onyx sobs)
(computer chimes)
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(horn blows)
- Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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(Onyx wheezes)
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
Congratulations.
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(Onyx barking and laughing)
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- I've been invited to
Bartok's mansion
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to take part in a
once-in-a-lifetime ritual
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in which he, along with five
of his most loyal followers,
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will attempt to raise
the spirit
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of the ancient demon, Abaddon.
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- That's nice, dear, but
you're not going anywhere
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until you scoop that
litter box.
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(litter rustling)
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(cat purrs)
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(cat meows)
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(majestic music)
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(majestic music continues)
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(Mr. Duke chuckling)
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(majestic music)
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- [Onyx] Oh!
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(majestic music)
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- Ah, Briardale Manor,
Bartok's estate. Astounding.
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Truly a sight to behold.
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- It's the kind of house
that makes you wanna recreate
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the 1993 Michael Bay directed
music video
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for Meat Loaf's "I'd
Do Anything for Love."
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I dunno. But I won't do that.
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(Mack giggles)
- How do we get in?
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- Oh! Let's explore.
(giggles)
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- This is wonderful.
(Shelley laughing)
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Carpe diem. (laughs)
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- I'm Mackenzie. You can
call me Mack, or Zee.
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- Oh, cool, my name is Marcus,
but, uh-
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- But...
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- I'd really love it if you
called me Onyx the Fortuitous.
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- Sounds good. Nice to meet
you, Onyx.
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- Nice to meet you, Zee.
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(cheery music)
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- Ooh, wowy, wowy,
wowy, wowy!
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(cheery music)
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(gasps) Oh. Ah.
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♪ Emerald is my favorite ♪
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- Peridot.
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- Pardon me?
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- Oh, it's peridot.
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Emerald tends to have a
deeper, more verdant hue,
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whereas peridot is lighter
and more olive-colored.
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- I love that you know that.
Power in knowledge, eh?
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- Yeah.
(both laugh)
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- There's a note.
- (gasps) Ooh!
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(Shelley laughs and
clears throat)
248
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,493
"A warm welcome to the
most devoted
249
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,795
and devout of Bartok's
betrothed.
250
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:55,434
These necklaces are to cleanse
you of any unwelcome spirits
251
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before you enter this
sacred and unholy space.
252
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:02,641
Please place a personal item
in the box.
253
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:05,177
Leaving this item will help
ground you to the house
254
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:08,681
and act as an offering of
familiarity.
255
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,383
Once you have left your
item, please, each of you
256
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place a crystal around your
neck and step into the foyer."
257
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:20,559
(Onyx breathing heavily)
258
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,294
(whimsical music)
259
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:27,299
- Mm-mm.
(whimsical music)
260
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:33,939
Mm-mm.
(whimsical music)
261
00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:42,548
Ah.
262
00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:46,485
- Is that the only luggage
you brought?
263
00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:47,887
- It's got everything I need.
264
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,723
(whimsical music)
265
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,494
(ethereal music)
266
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:08,374
(ethereal music continues)
267
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,280
(all laughing)
268
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,514
Did y'all see that?
- Yes.
269
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,049
- Did everyone see that
little shimmer thing?
270
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,884
(laughs) That's tight.
271
00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:22,254
(laughs) That's tight.
272
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,723
(chiming music)
(Onyx gasps)
273
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,326
(door squeaks)
274
00:15:30,362 --> 00:15:33,565
- Come on.
(person giggles)
275
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:37,336
- What? No way.
- Oh, dear God.
276
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,039
(dramatic music)
277
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,008
(body thuds)
278
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:43,943
- Oh, fuck!
279
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,947
(TV crackles)
280
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,116
- I hate to disappoint
you all,
281
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:56,121
my oh so loyal followers,
but I am dead.
282
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,557
Dead as a doornail.
283
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:03,462
This is not a trick or
an illusion.
284
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:07,333
Go ahead, check my pulse.
I'll wait.
285
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,835
(eerie music)
286
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:23,849
What this is, is your
first test,
287
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:29,488
a test of faith, one that
can bring me back to life.
288
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:36,428
So if you have faith in me
now, show it.
289
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,632
Speak it with me now with
hearts full of faith!
290
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:44,737
Let him rise!
291
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:45,838
Let him rise!
292
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,643
- [All] Let him rise!
Let him rise!
293
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,879
Let him rise! Let him rise!
294
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,416
Let him rise! Let him rise!
295
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,653
Let him rise! Let him rise!
296
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:07,793
(fire crackles)
(Bartok gasps)
297
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,228
- [Onyx] Huh? Oh!
298
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,098
(dramatic music)
299
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:27,980
(blood squelching)
(all gasp)
300
00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:33,519
(knife clatters)
301
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,022
- What do I see before me?
302
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:45,764
Children, ancient beings,
ideas.
303
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,069
Atoms.
304
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:55,407
But what are you really?
305
00:17:56,809 --> 00:18:01,346
Do you even know what
you are?
306
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Have no fear.
307
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:11,123
This weekend you will take
part in three rituals,
308
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:17,329
the first two in preparation
for the third and final,
309
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,667
the ritual of Abaddon Rising.
310
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:25,170
And in that ritual under
a blood moon,
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all of you shall be renewed
312
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as disciples in his name,
313
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:36,782
disciples of Abaddon with
renewed purpose,
314
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:42,287
knowledge, power, and yes,
my children, immortality!
315
00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:45,390
- Nice.
- Schwa?
316
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,927
(all laughing)
317
00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:54,800
- Tonight, drink and eat
318
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in communion with one another.
319
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Make merry and rest.
320
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:06,078
For tomorrow, you will
take the first steps
321
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,112
towards your rebirth.
322
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,918
(all laughing)
323
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,787
- [Onyx] Thank you, Bartok!
324
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:19,091
(all clapping)
- Outstanding.
325
00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:21,693
(all laughing)
326
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:34,306
(glass clinking)
327
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,109
May I, uh, break the
proverbial ice, as it were,
328
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,878
and ask what led each of
you to Lucifer
329
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,613
and the teachings of Bartok?
330
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:42,881
- Fuck, is that absinthe?
331
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,752
- Well, why don't you start,
Mr. Duke?
332
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,120
Break that proverbial ice.
333
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,821
- Oh, well, I'd be delighted.
334
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,857
My name is John Duke.
335
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,560
I'm a teacher, so I'm used
to being called Mr. Duke,
336
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,429
and that is just fine by me.
337
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,965
I'm a man of literature and
languages.
338
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:03,202
I've studied many religions
and theologies over the years.
339
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,870
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
340
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,905
- In the Christian Bible,
341
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:10,576
man is punished for seeking
knowledge.
342
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:14,279
In the garden of Eden, the
closer you get to the devil,
343
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:17,349
the closer you get to
the truth.
344
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:20,419
And I believe that Bartok
hears the truth
345
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,055
directly from Lucifer.
346
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:27,993
And truth, ah, truth is
what I seek above all.
347
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,862
- I'll go next. (giggles)
348
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,331
Mine is quick.
349
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:36,702
Um, I actually have a poem
memorized that tells my story.
350
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:38,437
- Oh, cool.
351
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:44,276
(Shelley clears throat)
352
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,715
There was a young woman
who worshiped the Lord.
353
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,751
In church every Sunday,
her God she adored.
354
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,587
She would help run the
service collect all the tithes,
355
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,857
her husband and children
always by her side.
356
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:02,127
She was taught that a
Christian's work isn't in vain.
357
00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:05,864
She hoped serving Jesus
might shield her from pain.
358
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:10,002
Then one day she got word
that her husband had perished,
359
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,638
taken by a drunk driver
in a flash.
360
00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:15,674
All she cherished was
broken and twisted up
361
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,609
in shards of metal.
362
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,145
That young woman in her grief
363
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:25,150
took solace in the devil.
364
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,253
(somber music)
365
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,256
Thank you.
366
00:21:33,325 --> 00:21:36,194
- Your husband died, so you
started worshiping the devil?
367
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,232
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I get it.
368
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,600
It's like that one time
in middle school,
369
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,435
I asked out my crush,
Rebekah Love Rodriguez,
370
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:44,970
and she told me to
go suck an egg.
371
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,405
So I just listened to the
"Phantom of the Opera"
372
00:21:46,405 --> 00:21:48,040
soundtrack for weeks.
373
00:21:48,907 --> 00:21:50,208
- Oh.
374
00:21:50,208 --> 00:21:53,879
- Well, what brought you
to Bartok, Marcus, hmm?
375
00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:56,815
What started you down this
lighted path that led you here?
376
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,320
- Mine's a pretty darkened
tale as well. I dunno.
377
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,821
So I might need a little
something, something
378
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,756
to loosen up the tongue to
spin this tortured yarn.
379
00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:06,625
- You want some of that?
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah.
380
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,026
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
381
00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,363
Dangerous personality
types run in my family,
382
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:13,065
so I've gotta be very
intentional when it comes
383
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:15,600
to my libatious intake,
I dunno.
384
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,235
I stick to my tiny wines.
385
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:27,245
Mama always said, "Too mooch
juice and the beast gets loose."
386
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,048
(laughs) But I just need
enough to get my courage up.
387
00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:32,984
(objects rustling)
388
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:43,795
(objects continue rustling)
389
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:47,599
(gentle music)
390
00:22:57,142 --> 00:23:00,345
(Onyx exhales shakily)
391
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:03,148
I was eight years old when
my father left.
392
00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:04,916
That weekend, my mama
took me to the flea market
393
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,986
and gave me five bucks to
spend on anything I wanted.
394
00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:10,655
I dunno, to help
keep my mind off things.
395
00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,692
At first, I saw a Cabbage
Patch Doll with my name on it.
396
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,762
Hooey, that doll was
something fierce.
397
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,463
Spotted freckles. (laughs)
398
00:23:18,463 --> 00:23:21,199
A little twist of red
yarn hair.
399
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,802
Goddamn, it was a sight
to behold.
400
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,172
And I always did think I'd
be a daddy to a ginger.
401
00:23:27,172 --> 00:23:28,006
- Oh.
402
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,742
- But just before I handed
that fine doll seller
403
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:33,111
my crispy Lincoln, I saw it,
one rack over
404
00:23:33,111 --> 00:23:35,414
behind a Lou Ferrigno
Christmas album,
405
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,716
Bartok's first record.
406
00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:41,887
- Ah, "The Devil's Due."
- "The Devil's Due."
407
00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:45,891
I don't know what made me buy
it. Curiosity, compulsion?
408
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:46,725
- Fate.
409
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:48,593
- Mayhaps. Mayhaps.
410
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:51,830
It also might have been
the goatee.
411
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:54,065
Ever since ALF, I've had
an obsession with hair,
412
00:23:54,065 --> 00:23:58,370
both body and facial, wanting
more of it, wanting less.
413
00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,072
Having too mooch,
but never enoof.
414
00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,641
ALF's real name is
Gordon Shumway.
415
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:05,076
- Can you finish your
story? Bartok, the record.
416
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,611
- Oh, yeah, so I bought
the record, took it home,
417
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,947
listened to it a bunch,
been a big fan ever since.
418
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:12,050
- Oh, beautiful. (laughs)
419
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:14,953
What about you, Jesminder?
420
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,721
Oh, come on.
421
00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:20,392
The harder the shell,
the deeper the crack.
422
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,393
Oh. Oh.
423
00:24:22,828 --> 00:24:27,165
- I am Jesminder. You can
call me Jesminder, not Jess.
424
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,035
I am a tattoo artist
from Vegas,
425
00:24:30,035 --> 00:24:32,737
and do not ask me how many
tattoos I have.
426
00:24:32,737 --> 00:24:34,973
The question is rote
and basic.
427
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:36,508
- Yeah.
428
00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:39,611
- My reason for being here
is different.
429
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,182
I was Bartok's wife in a
past life,
430
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,453
many past lives actually, and
I'm here to be with him again.
431
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:52,624
We have already died a
thousand deaths together,
432
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:56,261
and I would die a thousand
more just to be here now.
433
00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:00,532
I'm here for him, and not
to make merry,
434
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,334
and not to mince words.
435
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:06,905
- Oh, yeah, no, I don't
think you are mincing words.
436
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,306
I dunno.
437
00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:09,708
- Why do you, why do you
keep saying that?
438
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,542
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.
439
00:25:13,712 --> 00:25:14,980
- I dunno.
440
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:19,951
- (laughs) Well, I'm Mack,
they/them.
441
00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:24,289
And feel free to ask me
how many tattoos I have.
442
00:25:24,289 --> 00:25:26,791
The answer's 12. My
favorite's Snoopy on my ankle.
443
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,394
- Oh, I love Snoopy.
- Oh, me too.
444
00:25:29,394 --> 00:25:34,065
- And much like Mr. Duke, I'm
an investigator, a seeker.
445
00:25:34,065 --> 00:25:36,301
I believe in the power of
the elements,
446
00:25:36,301 --> 00:25:38,637
the natural elements.
447
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:43,408
Bartok, I came across in high
school, consumed all his work.
448
00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:46,578
Through him, I've come to
learn more about myself
449
00:25:46,578 --> 00:25:49,548
and my place in the
world around me.
450
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,050
(lips pop)
451
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:55,220
- (chuckles) Wow. Will
you look at us, huh?
452
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,156
Five individuals from
differing backgrounds
453
00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:02,561
in various walks of life,
all assembled here, now,
454
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:05,630
to take part in
something extraordinary
455
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:08,900
and unprecedented
in his unholy name.
456
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,969
(chuckles) Cheers to that.
457
00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:12,737
- To immortality!
458
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:14,973
- [All] To immortality!
459
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:18,243
- [Onyx] To immortality!
(all laugh)
460
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:22,080
(voices echoing indistinctly)
461
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:26,251
I'm so happy to be here
in Bartok's mansion.
462
00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:31,923
- [Mr. Duke] So, Onyx, Onyx,
tell me more about this ALF.
463
00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:35,727
- [Onyx] Yeah, so ALF's
real name is Gordon Shumway.
464
00:26:35,727 --> 00:26:37,495
- Where is he from?
- Yeah, well, he's from
465
00:26:37,495 --> 00:26:40,632
the planet Melmac,
but he crash lands-
466
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:44,302
- [Attendee] And then
I chopped my hair off.
467
00:26:45,170 --> 00:26:47,172
- Well, what do you see?
468
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:53,945
(eerie music)
(all laughing)
469
00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:58,617
- The chubby one didn't drink.
- What?
470
00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:03,755
The patty slinger?
Can't you make him?
471
00:27:03,755 --> 00:27:06,224
- It doesn't really work that
way. They have to be willing.
472
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,328
- Well, what of everyone else?
473
00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:12,464
- Everything seems to
be going as planned.
474
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,165
- Seems?
475
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:16,935
You don't sound so sure.
476
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:18,770
- I-
477
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:20,939
(all laughing)
478
00:27:20,939 --> 00:27:23,041
- Do we have anything to
worry about?
479
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:24,776
Is the ritual going to work?
480
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,413
(dramatic music)
481
00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:31,249
- No.
482
00:27:31,249 --> 00:27:33,251
- No, the ritual won't work?
483
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:35,086
- No, we have nothing to
worry about.
484
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,925
- Good. Then we move forward.
485
00:27:42,193 --> 00:27:45,296
Tomorrow you will guide them
486
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:50,268
through the first ritual,
"The Book of Blood."
487
00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:54,406
This will quell any
uncertainty
488
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:58,877
and lead us one step
closer to the talisman.
489
00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:01,579
(ethereal music)
490
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:06,084
(birds chirping)
491
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:07,485
(microphone squealing)
492
00:28:07,485 --> 00:28:11,056
Good morning, Marcus, Jesminder,
John, Shelley, and Mack.
493
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,758
This is a reminder to please
wear your cleansing stones
494
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:16,795
at all times during your
stay at Briardale Manor.
495
00:28:16,795 --> 00:28:19,364
After your meal, we will
meet in the ritual room
496
00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,701
with full bellies, steady
hearts, and willing spirits.
497
00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:27,405
(microphone squeals)
498
00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:30,175
(dramatic music)
499
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:34,312
(Shelley giggles)
500
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:40,218
(door clangs)
501
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:46,658
Good morning, all.
502
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:49,027
I am Farrah,
delegate to Bartok,
503
00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:50,762
servant to our great
Lord Lucifer.
504
00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:54,432
This is the Grand Grimoire.
505
00:28:54,432 --> 00:28:56,134
(all gasp)
506
00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:56,968
- Oh.
507
00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,137
What's that?
508
00:28:59,137 --> 00:29:01,005
- It's like the devil's bible.
509
00:29:01,005 --> 00:29:04,209
- All the unholy knowledge
in the world
510
00:29:04,209 --> 00:29:08,046
bound in the skin of
fallen angels.
511
00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,482
- Sick.
512
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:13,051
- You were not chosen
at random.
513
00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:16,721
The souls required to perform
the ritual of Abaddon Rising
514
00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:19,724
were called out a
millennia ago by this book.
515
00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:24,195
You will each need to bleed
on the primary sigil, here.
516
00:29:24,195 --> 00:29:25,663
The book will tell me
whether or not
517
00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:27,265
you have a rightful place.
518
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,670
Who would like to
approach first?
519
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:34,806
- Let's do this.
520
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,377
I know my place.
521
00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:40,979
- Your hand.
522
00:29:40,979 --> 00:29:45,283
(dramatic music)
Et In Nomine Tuo.
523
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:48,052
(dramatic music)
524
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,161
Next.
525
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:59,564
(attendee gasps)
(dramatic music)
526
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:02,700
(Marcus whimpers)
527
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:05,136
- Mm, ow! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
528
00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:08,206
Ow, fuck. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, mm.
529
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,374
- The book, Marcus.
530
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,211
- Mm. How many squeezes?
531
00:30:13,211 --> 00:30:14,712
How many squeezes?
- That, that's enough.
532
00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:15,547
That's enough.
533
00:30:19,851 --> 00:30:21,319
(Farrah whispers indistinctly)
534
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:24,088
(dramatic music)
535
00:30:33,331 --> 00:30:34,933
Yes.
536
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,668
- What does it mean?
537
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,804
- You have royal blood
dating back generations.
538
00:30:39,804 --> 00:30:43,174
You are the queen.
And you are allowed.
539
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,142
- I knew it.
540
00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:50,715
(Shelley gasps)
541
00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:51,950
- The viking.
542
00:30:51,950 --> 00:30:52,917
- Wow. What?
543
00:30:55,353 --> 00:30:57,555
- You exist within an
ancient Nordic bloodline
544
00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:00,925
that flows forward and
backward from your family.
545
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:02,560
You are allowed.
546
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:06,431
- Ooh, holy crap!
Can you believe it?
547
00:31:06,431 --> 00:31:10,068
I'm a Viking, y'all. (growls)
548
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:15,073
(laughs) Up top, up top!
(laughs)
549
00:31:23,581 --> 00:31:27,051
- Leave it to our dark
father to surprise us.
550
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:32,056
Turns out this polished, refined
man built of tweed and twee
551
00:31:33,524 --> 00:31:35,360
is also a werewolf.
552
00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:38,463
Lycanthrope blood pulses
through your veins.
553
00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:41,733
Whatever the amount and
however dormant it may be,
554
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,534
it is still present nonetheless.
555
00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:46,437
And you are allowed.
556
00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,844
(dramatic music)
557
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:56,114
A mystic. Spellcaster.
558
00:31:57,482 --> 00:32:00,351
The witch in this
lifetime and many others.
559
00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:03,488
- Really?
- You have great power,
560
00:32:03,488 --> 00:32:04,756
but you already knew that.
561
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:06,724
Use it wisely.
562
00:32:07,959 --> 00:32:10,561
You, Mackenzie, are allowed.
563
00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,171
- Huh?
564
00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:23,708
- You are the virgin.
And you are allowed.
565
00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,476
- What the fuck?
566
00:32:25,476 --> 00:32:26,611
- You're just as an
important piece
567
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,613
to this puzzle as anyone else.
568
00:32:28,613 --> 00:32:31,282
- Bullshit. Jesminder's
an ancient queen.
569
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:33,051
Shelley found out
she's a viking.
570
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:34,986
Oh, how cool and against
type is that?
571
00:32:34,986 --> 00:32:39,257
Mr. Duke is part fucking
werewolf. Are you kidding me?
572
00:32:39,257 --> 00:32:41,059
And Mack's an
all-too-powerful witch,
573
00:32:41,059 --> 00:32:43,628
but I'm just a fat fucking,
fat fucking virgin.
574
00:32:44,829 --> 00:32:49,100
Oh, goddamn, they did your
boy dirty.
575
00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,970
- Well, are you a virgin?
576
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:53,604
- Huh?
577
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:56,641
- Are you a virgin, Marcus?
578
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,109
There's no shame in it.
579
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,210
- Well, first of all,
Mr. Duke,
580
00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,678
there is shame in everything.
581
00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,447
I'm surprised they didn't
teach you that in Yale school.
582
00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,849
And besides that, yes,
I am a virgin, goddamn.
583
00:33:04,849 --> 00:33:06,351
The only thing that's
ever touched my wee-wee
584
00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,619
is my never washed pair of
Battle K.A.T.T.S. Underoos.
585
00:33:08,619 --> 00:33:10,989
(book slams)
586
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,157
- The point is, all is
in place
587
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:15,426
for the ritual of
Abaddon Rising,
588
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:18,296
a ritual that requires one
lycan, one witch, one viking,
589
00:33:18,296 --> 00:33:21,366
one queen, and yes,
one virgin.
590
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:23,434
- Goddammit.
591
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:26,237
- I must report my findings.
You will hear from me soon.
592
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:32,543
- So you've never even...
593
00:33:34,879 --> 00:33:39,884
- What? No. (laughs)
594
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,521
I mean, what would that
even do?
595
00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:48,593
(Onyx laughs)
596
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:56,100
- Each are devoted,
each bled for you.
597
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,168
All five are present.
598
00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,773
- They're all here. All five.
599
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,574
- All of them.
600
00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:07,178
We're so close. So close.
601
00:34:09,647 --> 00:34:10,915
- Open it.
602
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:13,684
(dramatic music)
603
00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:19,991
Okay.
604
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:26,030
Show me the way, Lord.
605
00:34:26,030 --> 00:34:28,633
Show me the way to
the talisman.
606
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:33,905
Show me the way to true power.
607
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:38,276
Pay me back for all the years
of service. Show me the way!
608
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:42,313
Show me the fucking way.
609
00:34:47,585 --> 00:34:48,419
Ooh.
610
00:34:50,054 --> 00:34:50,888
Ooh.
611
00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:56,094
Yes.
612
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,229
Thank you, Father. (laughs)
613
00:35:04,335 --> 00:35:07,105
(dramatic music)
614
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:13,611
Boom.
615
00:35:15,379 --> 00:35:19,117
Tonight, we capture
616
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:22,787
eternity.
617
00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:26,424
(dramatic music)
618
00:35:27,592 --> 00:35:30,695
(crickets chirping)
(Shelley laughing)
619
00:35:30,695 --> 00:35:33,698
(Mr. Duke laughing)
620
00:35:36,834 --> 00:35:40,371
- So have you ever
like, transformed?
621
00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:44,308
- Never.
622
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:48,646
I've never even imagined being
anything more than a man.
623
00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:52,116
Never even dreamt
it a possibility.
624
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:54,652
That is until...
625
00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:59,524
- Until when?
626
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,025
- I have kissed
somebody before,
627
00:36:01,025 --> 00:36:02,927
so I've lost my
mouth virginity.
628
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,696
But I guess that's just not
enough for that stupid book.
629
00:36:07,064 --> 00:36:08,599
- I had a dream last night.
630
00:36:09,867 --> 00:36:12,236
And I believe it
was preparing me
631
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,505
for what the Book of Blood
would reveal.
632
00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:20,912
In it, I, I saw my hands
growing claws,
633
00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:26,984
and my face, my face
covered in fur.
634
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:32,089
I was inside of my own body,
635
00:36:32,089 --> 00:36:34,325
but somehow outside of
it as well.
636
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,159
- Me too.
637
00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:37,995
I had a dream just like it.
638
00:36:37,995 --> 00:36:40,431
I mean, not the werewolf part.
639
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:44,302
But it was a foreshadowing
of sorts.
640
00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:50,208
I was on the ocean in
a great, great big boat
641
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:55,046
surrounded by men,
642
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,016
all looking to me for orders.
643
00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:02,119
- Sounds legit.
644
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:04,822
- My friend Elijah thought
I got a hand job once
645
00:37:04,822 --> 00:37:06,424
from Kim Greene when we all
skipped school
646
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:08,459
to go see a matinee of
"Ever After."
647
00:37:08,459 --> 00:37:10,061
I don't know, but in reality,
648
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,096
Kim had just dropped a
piece of popcorn on my lap
649
00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:15,733
and had a wicked hard time
retrieving that rogue kernel.
650
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,101
- I dreamt I was on a throne
651
00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:20,438
with an ever-expanding
army at my beck and call.
652
00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:25,676
A queen surveying many lands.
653
00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:33,050
- Oh, cool, well, I dreamt I
didn't fuck anybody last night,
654
00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:36,087
so I guess we all had
pretty fortuitous dreams.
655
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,023
(lighter clicking)
656
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,863
(door clicking)
657
00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:50,301
(ominous music)
658
00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:55,706
- [Bartok] This way.
Stay close.
659
00:37:55,706 --> 00:37:56,841
- [Farrah] Yes, master.
660
00:38:00,378 --> 00:38:04,882
- Mack, did you have a
dream last night?
661
00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:05,716
- Who's asking?
662
00:38:07,151 --> 00:38:08,519
- Well, Mr. Duke's asking.
663
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,088
- Yeah. I, I, did.
664
00:38:12,556 --> 00:38:13,824
- You mind sharing?
665
00:38:15,526 --> 00:38:18,496
(Mack sighs)
666
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:19,563
- I was a witch
667
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:24,802
levitating above a
circle of other witches,
668
00:38:26,170 --> 00:38:28,973
all chanting my name
and lifting me up.
669
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,978
- That's fucking tight too.
670
00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:36,180
Meanwhile, I slept like a
dumb-dumb baby.
671
00:38:36,180 --> 00:38:37,848
If I had a nightmare,
y'all'd know.
672
00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:40,084
I'd wake up gripping the
sheets something fierce
673
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:41,252
and yelling, "Jesus!"
674
00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:43,087
- Interesting.
675
00:38:44,522 --> 00:38:47,958
We all, well, most of us,
had vivid dreams last night
676
00:38:47,958 --> 00:38:50,394
foretelling our callings
from the Book of Blood.
677
00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,731
But (sighs) what,
what does it mean?
678
00:38:54,865 --> 00:38:56,033
- How about this?
679
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:02,173
We break into Bartok's study,
look at the Grimoire ourselves
680
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,408
and find out what the
fuck it all means.
681
00:39:04,408 --> 00:39:05,843
- Schwa?
682
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,579
- Well, Bartok and, uh, delegate
just left for the evening.
683
00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:11,115
I mean, I saw them go that way.
684
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:12,950
Oh, come on, Mr. Duke.
685
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,220
Think about all that juicy
knowledge
686
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,055
that resides in that book.
687
00:39:18,055 --> 00:39:19,890
Don't you wanna sink
your little
688
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:21,726
truth-seeking fangs into it?
689
00:39:21,726 --> 00:39:25,696
- I would die to know
more about that ritual.
690
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:26,997
- Yes.
691
00:39:26,997 --> 00:39:29,533
- Tempted by the forbidden
fruit, huh?
692
00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:33,404
Dare we take a bite?
693
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:35,506
- Dare we?
694
00:39:36,674 --> 00:39:39,810
(Mr. Duke and Onyx laugh)
695
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:41,245
- Dare we?
696
00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:44,014
(dramatic music)
697
00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:47,218
(thunder crashes)
698
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,987
(dramatic music)
699
00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:57,762
(thunder crashes)
700
00:39:57,762 --> 00:40:00,498
(dramatic music)
701
00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:05,069
(Mr. Duke grunts)
702
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:06,537
Let me try.
703
00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:08,005
I've got a surprisingly
firm grip due to the amount
704
00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:10,341
of marshmallow fluff jars
I've opened up over the years.
705
00:40:10,341 --> 00:40:13,544
(laughs) I used to put
that shit on everything.
706
00:40:14,879 --> 00:40:17,381
(Onyx grunts)
707
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,686
(dramatic music)
708
00:40:22,686 --> 00:40:24,688
- What? Are we close?
709
00:40:27,191 --> 00:40:28,092
- Yes, I think so.
710
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,665
(Onyx grunts)
711
00:40:34,665 --> 00:40:37,401
- I'm talking English muffins.
I'm talking Pop-Tarts.
712
00:40:37,401 --> 00:40:41,038
Fuck, I'm even talking bean
burritos. I don't give a shit.
713
00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:42,239
(Onyx grunts)
714
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,975
(dramatic music)
715
00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:55,619
- Here.
716
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,390
The map says here.
717
00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:02,059
(dramatic music)
718
00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:07,031
(shrubbery rustling)
719
00:41:07,031 --> 00:41:10,201
(thunder crashes)
720
00:41:10,201 --> 00:41:12,837
(intense music)
721
00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:21,445
(dramatic music)
722
00:41:28,652 --> 00:41:29,854
(shovel clangs)
(Bartok grunts)
723
00:41:29,854 --> 00:41:32,523
(Onyx grunting)
724
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,094
(Onyx panting)
725
00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:43,901
(thunder crashes)
(dramatic music)
726
00:41:45,603 --> 00:41:47,171
- Well, can anyone pick a lock?
727
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,839
- Wait, my Meat Hut
skeleton key.
728
00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,741
- Your what?
729
00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:52,877
- This key opens everything.
730
00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,578
I inherited it from my former
boss, Rick,
731
00:41:54,578 --> 00:41:56,580
the night he quit the Meat
Hut, left me in charge,
732
00:41:56,580 --> 00:41:58,415
and promptly killed himself.
733
00:41:58,415 --> 00:42:00,818
I don't know, I think Rick's
wife might've left him,
734
00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:03,254
or maybe Rick never had a
wife at all.
735
00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:06,957
- Marcus, this lock is most
likely 200 years old or more.
736
00:42:06,957 --> 00:42:09,293
There is no way your
fast food key is gonna...
737
00:42:10,794 --> 00:42:12,596
Oh.
(Mack laughs)
738
00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:14,164
Oh, I stand corrected.
739
00:42:14,164 --> 00:42:16,934
(dramatic music)
740
00:42:21,805 --> 00:42:25,175
Unholy Father, how you
blessed us.
741
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,879
- [Onyx] Oh.
742
00:42:28,879 --> 00:42:30,881
- There.
743
00:42:30,881 --> 00:42:33,984
- [Mack] The book.
744
00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:37,721
(Onyx imitates horn playing)
745
00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:42,526
(Onyx laughs)
746
00:42:42,526 --> 00:42:43,360
- Ah.
747
00:42:45,062 --> 00:42:48,732
- [Mr. Duke] Ah, here it is.
(laughs)
748
00:42:48,732 --> 00:42:50,868
- [Mack] Well, can you read it?
749
00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:52,803
- In, in, in pieces.
750
00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:54,638
It's written in an
ancient language
751
00:42:54,638 --> 00:42:58,943
I'm not entirely familiar
with, possibly Samarian or,
752
00:42:58,943 --> 00:43:00,811
or a derivative of such.
753
00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:04,515
I brought my compact mini
library of dead languages
754
00:43:04,515 --> 00:43:06,750
with me,
but they're in my room.
755
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:08,018
- Nerd.
756
00:43:08,018 --> 00:43:09,520
- [Onyx] What does it
say about the virgin?
757
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,754
That he has the power to
cradle his flacid wee-wee
758
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,656
in his hands and cry
for hours on end?
759
00:43:13,724 --> 00:43:16,327
- Ah, here it is.
760
00:43:16,327 --> 00:43:21,332
"The ritual of Abaddon
Rising is meant to empower,
761
00:43:24,368 --> 00:43:29,373
imbue, something, something,
never-ending life."
762
00:43:32,409 --> 00:43:36,347
(shovel thuds)
(Bartok grunts)
763
00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,182
(shovel thumping)
- Oh, yes.
764
00:43:38,182 --> 00:43:42,987
- "But first, the Knife
of Dagon must be acquired,
765
00:43:42,987 --> 00:43:47,157
then the five devoted souls
must be..."
766
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,793
- Must be what?
767
00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,262
- It, it, it's a word I'm
not entirely familiar with.
768
00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:56,100
Captivated? Enraptured?
769
00:43:56,100 --> 00:43:59,703
(thunder crashes)
770
00:43:59,703 --> 00:44:02,172
(Bartok gasps)
771
00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:05,609
(Bartok pants)
772
00:44:05,609 --> 00:44:10,080
"Once the five souls are
present, the map of Sammael
773
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:15,085
will be revealed and lead
to the Talisman of Souls."
774
00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:19,657
(thunder crashes)
775
00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,591
- The what?
776
00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:27,031
(thunder crashing)
777
00:44:34,104 --> 00:44:37,441
(metal clanging)
778
00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:41,979
"Once the talisman is empowered
and in your possession,
779
00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:46,984
you will be able to summon
the infernal ruler Abaddon
780
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,022
and absorb his power."
781
00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,657
(thunder crashes)
782
00:44:53,657 --> 00:44:56,493
(Bartok laughing)
783
00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:10,541
So if, if, if I'm to
understand this correctly,
784
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:12,476
once Abaddon has risen-
785
00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:15,713
- (giggles) Aw.
- Our immortality is gained,
786
00:45:16,747 --> 00:45:20,451
Bartok takes Abaddon's power,
but-
787
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:21,952
- But what?
788
00:45:21,952 --> 00:45:24,121
- There's a warning here at
the bottom.
789
00:45:24,121 --> 00:45:26,824
"If a mortal tries to
raise Abaddon,
790
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:30,260
beware the prophecy of the-"
791
00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,996
(tooth creaking)
792
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:36,567
(door creaking)
793
00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,571
- Secret passageways. Are you
kidding me?
794
00:45:45,909 --> 00:45:48,779
- The what? The prophecy of
the what?
795
00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,881
- The prophecy of the,
I don't know, it's gone.
796
00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:52,449
- What the fuck?
797
00:45:52,449 --> 00:45:54,585
(door creaking)
798
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,120
- We have to go.
799
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:57,755
Marcus.
- Onyx?
800
00:45:57,755 --> 00:45:59,590
- Zee?
- Onyx?
801
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,191
- Zee!
- Onyx.
802
00:46:01,191 --> 00:46:02,659
- Zee!
- We have to go!
803
00:46:02,659 --> 00:46:03,794
- Zee!
- But Onyx-
804
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,262
- Now, we have to go!
805
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:06,764
- Onyx?
- Zee! Zee!
806
00:46:14,638 --> 00:46:17,307
(ominous music)
807
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:29,520
(Onyx breathing heavily)
808
00:46:33,757 --> 00:46:36,426
(door scraping)
809
00:46:38,495 --> 00:46:40,931
(eerie music)
810
00:46:48,071 --> 00:46:51,408
(eerie music continues)
811
00:46:53,277 --> 00:46:55,612
(metal clanging)
812
00:46:55,612 --> 00:46:58,115
(eerie music)
813
00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:07,024
(talisman clanging)
814
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:14,731
- Now, focus.
815
00:47:20,571 --> 00:47:21,572
Hail, Satan.
816
00:47:23,740 --> 00:47:25,275
- [Both] Son of light.
817
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,514
- [Bartok] Bring me the
first sacrifice.
818
00:47:32,049 --> 00:47:34,751
(ominous music)
819
00:47:40,757 --> 00:47:44,261
(ominous music continues)
820
00:47:45,829 --> 00:47:50,467
(Bartok whispering in
foreign language)
821
00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:58,375
(loud knocking)
822
00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,651
(doors scraping)
823
00:48:07,651 --> 00:48:09,119
- I want to see Bartok.
824
00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:13,657
- Of course. He's been
expecting you.
825
00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:16,093
- Welcome, my dear.
826
00:48:16,093 --> 00:48:18,962
Please, have a seat.
827
00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:22,799
(doors slam)
828
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:32,075
You know, you and I have
met many times
829
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:35,045
over thousands and
thousands of years.
830
00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:40,384
And it has all culminated
into this moment.
831
00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:43,387
(suspenseful music)
832
00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:49,026
It's your time
833
00:48:51,028 --> 00:48:54,164
to make the ultimate sacrifice.
834
00:48:54,164 --> 00:48:57,167
(suspenseful music)
835
00:49:05,375 --> 00:49:08,111
(dramatic music)
836
00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:18,055
Ade due Damballa.
837
00:49:19,723 --> 00:49:22,359
Give me the power,
I beg of you.
838
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,963
Secoise entienne
839
00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:29,366
mais pois
840
00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:32,936
de morte!
(blood squelches)
841
00:49:32,936 --> 00:49:37,774
(Onyx screams faintly)
(dramatic music)
842
00:49:37,774 --> 00:49:38,608
Yes.
843
00:49:39,743 --> 00:49:41,144
That's it.
844
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:43,747
Give me all of you.
All of you.
845
00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:46,116
Everything.
846
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,319
Every last drop.
847
00:49:53,957 --> 00:49:55,459
(talisman dings)
848
00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:58,095
(Jesminder gasps)
849
00:49:58,095 --> 00:50:00,931
(Onyx whimpers)
(Jesminder gasps)
850
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:03,600
- (whimpering) Goddammit!
851
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,402
So many fucking cobwebs.
852
00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:09,106
(Onyx whimpering)
853
00:50:10,674 --> 00:50:12,743
(Onyx screams)
854
00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,144
(Onyx thuds)
855
00:50:14,144 --> 00:50:14,978
- Onyx?
856
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:17,914
- Oh, hey. (laughs)
857
00:50:17,914 --> 00:50:19,349
What are y'all doing in here?
858
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:21,718
- Uh, Mr. Duke is just
trying to write down
859
00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:23,954
everything he can remember
from the book.
860
00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:25,989
We're trying to learn more
about the final ritual.
861
00:50:25,989 --> 00:50:28,458
- Oh, awesome. (chuckles)
Hell yeah.
862
00:50:29,626 --> 00:50:31,762
- Are you okay?
863
00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:34,831
- Ah, yeah, nah,
it's just, huh?
864
00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:37,667
What, how does that? Oh.
(laughs)
865
00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:39,202
There's a, I was wondering
how it,
866
00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:41,705
there's a little button
on the side so that, yeah,
867
00:50:41,705 --> 00:50:45,909
that just off and then back on
again, it's so cute. (laughs)
868
00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:49,846
Oh. I love the mechanics
of these vintage lamps.
869
00:50:49,846 --> 00:50:52,182
- Yeah, Onyx, you don't
really seem okay.
870
00:50:52,182 --> 00:50:54,117
Did something happen to you?
871
00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:56,520
- No. I just. (laughs)
872
00:50:58,388 --> 00:50:59,189
Huh.
873
00:51:02,659 --> 00:51:05,829
So when y'all left, I got
stuck behind this painting.
874
00:51:05,829 --> 00:51:08,131
- Aw, man, we're sorry. We
just didn't know where you were.
875
00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:10,267
- Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah.
876
00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:11,635
It's fine. It's fine.
877
00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:16,473
It's just, I saw
Jesminder and Bartok,
878
00:51:16,473 --> 00:51:18,809
and at first they were
just talking.
879
00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:24,481
But then they got a little
smoochie, which is fine.
880
00:51:24,481 --> 00:51:25,315
That's fine.
881
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:28,385
But then-
- Then?
882
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:34,057
- He stabbed her and stabbed
her until she was dead!
883
00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:35,492
- What?
884
00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:37,160
- With the Knife of
Dagon, right in the chest.
885
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,429
And I watched all the
life drain from her eyes
886
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,098
until she passed out
and turned into
887
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:43,100
some kind of soulless ghoul.
888
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:45,936
♪ Somewhere out there ♪
889
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,737
- Wait, what the fuck
is happening?
890
00:51:47,737 --> 00:51:50,874
- Sorry. When I get nervous,
I start singing Fievel.
891
00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:52,142
Can I get one of those?
892
00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:52,943
- Yeah.
893
00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:56,746
(Onyx sighs)
894
00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:59,349
It doesn't sound like
immortality Mr. Duke.
895
00:52:00,283 --> 00:52:01,451
What the fuck is going on?
896
00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,086
Why did they really
bring us here?
897
00:52:04,521 --> 00:52:08,225
- Marcus, are you sure you
saw what you think you saw?
898
00:52:08,225 --> 00:52:09,693
- Oh, huh. Well, no.
899
00:52:09,693 --> 00:52:11,528
Let me think about it.
Maybe I, no, maybe I did.
900
00:52:11,528 --> 00:52:13,196
Yes. I fucking saw what
I think I saw.
901
00:52:13,196 --> 00:52:14,331
- Okay, okay.
902
00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:16,066
- The knife took out all
of her soul goo.
903
00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:19,569
And the handle glowed like
a bedazzled Lite-Brite.
904
00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:22,672
- Marcus, do you think you can
draw what that looked like?
905
00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:23,507
- Yes, sir.
906
00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,210
- Did he say anything or
speak anything
907
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,045
while these actions occurred?
908
00:52:29,045 --> 00:52:31,314
Yeah. Some kind of incantation.
909
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,549
- Do you remember any of it?
910
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:35,685
- Yeah, it was like, uh,
uh, dada,
911
00:52:35,685 --> 00:52:37,854
or doo doo, dada doo doo,
or no,
912
00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:39,122
maybe doo doo came first.
913
00:52:39,122 --> 00:52:42,259
Doo doo, dada, doo doo, uh,
Scooby-Doo,
914
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:44,227
uh, yabba-dabba-doo.
915
00:52:48,398 --> 00:52:50,100
- My word.
916
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,702
This is, I believe, the
Talisman of Souls.
917
00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,939
- Hmm. Interesting.
918
00:52:55,939 --> 00:52:57,107
- What?
919
00:52:57,107 --> 00:52:59,242
- The smoke burns as it
fills my lungs.
920
00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:00,710
I've never had a
cigarette before,
921
00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,445
and I feel like I'm gonna
vomit my entrails out.
922
00:53:02,445 --> 00:53:03,880
(Onyx retches)
- Okay.
923
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:07,017
Uh, we really have to
find that missing page.
924
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,285
- The what?
925
00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:11,288
- In the Grimoire, after
the ritual of Abaddon,
926
00:53:11,288 --> 00:53:12,856
there was a warning.
927
00:53:12,856 --> 00:53:15,825
It stated, "Beware the
prophecy of the,"
928
00:53:15,825 --> 00:53:17,594
and then the next page
was missing.
929
00:53:19,095 --> 00:53:20,564
- I think I saw
the missing page.
930
00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:21,831
- You did?
- Where?
931
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:23,333
- It was taped behind the
painting.
932
00:53:23,333 --> 00:53:26,036
I saw it when Jesminder was
getting zoinked and mcgoink'd.
933
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:27,470
- Goodnight, honored guests.
934
00:53:27,470 --> 00:53:29,573
Please retire to your
individual quarters
935
00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:31,641
and meet downstairs in
the morning,
936
00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:34,578
for tomorrow we will prepare
for our second ritual.
937
00:53:35,579 --> 00:53:36,446
- Ah, that's it.
938
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:43,019
- Which will lead us one
step closer to immortality.
939
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,491
- During the second ritual,
one of us
940
00:53:48,491 --> 00:53:51,228
sneaks off to retrieve
the missing page.
941
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:55,365
That page might help me put all
these puzzle pieces together
942
00:53:55,365 --> 00:53:57,968
and uncover what awaits us.
943
00:53:57,968 --> 00:54:01,304
Something tells me that
Bartok and delegate
944
00:54:01,304 --> 00:54:04,140
have a puzzle of their
own to solve.
945
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:08,044
Let's just hope we solve
ours first.
946
00:54:09,713 --> 00:54:14,718
(birds chirping)
(gentle music)
947
00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:18,855
- Welcome to the Ritual of
the Box Demon.
948
00:54:18,855 --> 00:54:22,559
You will each enter
this room alone, empty,
949
00:54:22,559 --> 00:54:25,462
except for a peculiar
wooden box.
950
00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:27,530
Open the doors to that box.
951
00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:30,800
There you will confront a
small yet powerful demon.
952
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,271
To this demon you will
unburden yourself.
953
00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:37,974
Share with it a secret that
weighs heavily on your heart.
954
00:54:39,776 --> 00:54:41,011
Yes, Mackenzie?
955
00:54:41,011 --> 00:54:42,379
- Where's Jesminder?
956
00:54:42,379 --> 00:54:43,813
I mean, don't we need her
for the ritual?
957
00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:45,282
- Yeah.
958
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:48,652
- Jesminder is helping
our master with something
959
00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:49,986
of great importance.
960
00:54:51,921 --> 00:54:53,723
A preparation for the
961
00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,861
final ritual.
962
00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:03,767
In exchange for that secret,
you will request a truth.
963
00:55:03,767 --> 00:55:04,834
Ask wisely.
964
00:55:06,036 --> 00:55:08,805
Ask for an answer that
no one could give you.
965
00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:13,176
No one except for our
Eternal Father.
966
00:55:14,544 --> 00:55:18,114
But beware, for the truth
this creature speaks
967
00:55:18,114 --> 00:55:20,317
is not for the faint of heart.
968
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,952
For what he knows about
you could challenge
969
00:55:22,952 --> 00:55:24,621
the very essence of self
970
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:29,893
and untether you with a singular
devastating proclamation.
971
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:32,595
(dramatic music)
972
00:55:34,197 --> 00:55:35,298
Yes, Marcus?
973
00:55:35,298 --> 00:55:37,834
- I gotta take a big ol' shit.
974
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,737
- Now?
- Um, let me check.
975
00:55:40,737 --> 00:55:44,941
(groans) Yeah, now. For sure.
976
00:55:44,941 --> 00:55:46,843
- Fine, then go. We'll start
without you.
977
00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:48,745
But if you're not back
before your turn,
978
00:55:48,745 --> 00:55:50,980
by Satan's unholy name, you
will be rendered ineligible
979
00:55:50,980 --> 00:55:53,516
and ejected from Bartok's
mansion post-haste.
980
00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:54,951
- Got it.
981
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:58,121
Shit quick else be deemed
unworthy.
982
00:55:59,322 --> 00:56:01,925
- Mackenzie, would you
like to go first?
983
00:56:02,892 --> 00:56:03,727
- I'd be honored.
984
00:56:05,462 --> 00:56:10,467
(door clanging)
(Shelley giggles)
985
00:56:14,404 --> 00:56:17,340
(Shelley giggling)
986
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:22,479
(dramatic music)
987
00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:29,953
(door squeaking)
988
00:56:37,327 --> 00:56:39,362
(bats squealing)
989
00:56:39,362 --> 00:56:41,164
- (coughs) Goddammit.
990
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:44,167
How are all these cobwebs
at exactly mouth level?
991
00:56:49,139 --> 00:56:51,908
(dramatic music)
992
00:56:57,046 --> 00:57:00,150
- Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
993
00:57:00,150 --> 00:57:02,986
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
994
00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:05,388
Keeping it beefy.
Keeping it beefy.
995
00:57:05,388 --> 00:57:06,222
- [Onyx] Huh.
996
00:57:07,457 --> 00:57:09,993
(door squeaks)
997
00:57:13,263 --> 00:57:14,964
(Mack sobs)
- Yes.
998
00:57:16,299 --> 00:57:19,502
The box demon speaks directly
to your soul's cradle.
999
00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:23,673
Steady yourselves and steel
your nerves for his truths.
1000
00:57:23,673 --> 00:57:24,507
Mr. Duke.
1001
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:31,714
(door squeaks)
1002
00:57:38,888 --> 00:57:39,923
- I'm ready to go in.
1003
00:57:41,057 --> 00:57:42,292
- [Farrah] Hmm.
1004
00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:45,695
- [Onyx] (grunts) Gotta
get back for the box demon.
1005
00:57:45,695 --> 00:57:48,398
Gotta get back for the
box demon.
1006
00:57:48,398 --> 00:57:50,066
- [Mr. Duke] Uh-huh.
1007
00:57:52,635 --> 00:57:54,170
(door slams)
1008
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,840
- Oh, how's it going down here
with all the box demon stuff?
1009
00:57:58,541 --> 00:58:01,611
- Shelley.
(Shelley squeals)
1010
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,648
- I gave him the page.
1011
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,050
- Shut the fuck up.
- Yep.
1012
00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:09,786
(dramatic music)
1013
00:58:13,022 --> 00:58:15,458
(Shelley screams)
Oh!
1014
00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:18,228
- [Shelley] You've shattered
my mind!
1015
00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:21,264
Oh, oh, there's a raccoon
in the car!
1016
00:58:21,264 --> 00:58:23,867
(door squeaks)
1017
00:58:27,036 --> 00:58:29,873
(Shelley sobbing)
1018
00:58:34,811 --> 00:58:36,946
- Whatever's going on in there
must be pretty heavy stuff.
1019
00:58:36,946 --> 00:58:38,214
(laughs) It's probably
for the better
1020
00:58:38,214 --> 00:58:39,949
that I emptied out my
system first.
1021
00:58:41,784 --> 00:58:42,585
- [Shelley] No, don't ever
let go. Don't ever let go.
1022
00:58:44,687 --> 00:58:48,124
(door squeaks and slams)
1023
00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:54,597
(chiming music)
1024
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,370
- Go to him. Go to your master.
1025
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:02,906
(Shelley sobs)
1026
00:59:09,212 --> 00:59:11,047
- Shelley, where are you going?
1027
00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:15,251
- She's going to her master.
She's in quite a state.
1028
00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:16,920
- Yeah, we all are, but
I think it'd be better
1029
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,855
if we just stay together,
I mean, right, Shelley?
1030
00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:20,757
Stay with me.
- I...
1031
00:59:20,757 --> 00:59:23,660
- Mackenzie, please. We
all have free will here.
1032
00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:24,794
- I'm not gonna let him
do to her what he did
1033
00:59:24,794 --> 00:59:26,763
to Jesminder, you hear me?
1034
00:59:27,964 --> 00:59:29,966
- Jesminder?
Whatever could you mean?
1035
00:59:29,966 --> 00:59:32,368
- Yes, Mack,
whatever could you mean?
1036
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:37,740
Shelley, he's ready for
you now.
1037
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,842
- What the fuck?
1038
00:59:39,842 --> 00:59:42,579
- [Shelley] I want
to see Bartok.
1039
00:59:43,613 --> 00:59:45,682
- Wait here for your friend.
1040
00:59:45,682 --> 00:59:48,418
(dramatic music)
1041
00:59:53,056 --> 00:59:55,825
(cabinet squeaks)
1042
00:59:55,825 --> 00:59:58,561
(box demon coos)
1043
01:00:00,396 --> 01:00:02,231
- Come closer, my son.
1044
01:00:06,936 --> 01:00:07,770
Closer.
1045
01:00:10,306 --> 01:00:14,243
(box demon groans and sneezes)
1046
01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:17,981
(Onyx gasps)
1047
01:00:17,981 --> 01:00:19,482
Let it in, my son.
1048
01:00:21,217 --> 01:00:22,051
Let it in.
1049
01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:27,123
Now, won't you feed me a
secret, Marcus?
1050
01:00:29,892 --> 01:00:31,094
- I dunno.
1051
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:32,695
- Dig deep, my son.
1052
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:37,834
Go to the darkest, most
shameful parts of you.
1053
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,603
What is there?
1054
01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:43,773
- Oh, uh, I guess,
1055
01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,177
huh.
1056
01:00:51,347 --> 01:00:52,382
Sex?
1057
01:00:52,382 --> 01:00:53,916
- Yes.
1058
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:58,788
What do you see when you think
of your most carnal desires?
1059
01:01:00,490 --> 01:01:03,226
- Well, I guess I think
about my,
1060
01:01:04,861 --> 01:01:06,863
my fantasies.
- Ooh.
1061
01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:08,531
Tell me more.
1062
01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:12,568
Ooh, ooh, ooh, what's buried
in the core
1063
01:01:12,568 --> 01:01:14,671
of your chamber of shame?
1064
01:01:15,738 --> 01:01:17,540
- Uh, yeah, my shame-ber?
1065
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:22,178
Uh, well, my deepest,
darkest fantasies
1066
01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:24,981
revolve around a series
of fan fiction I wrote.
1067
01:01:24,981 --> 01:01:27,483
Short novellas really,
based on Gadget Hackwrench
1068
01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:28,951
from "Chip 'n Dale's
Rescue Rangers."
1069
01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:31,988
- Oh, yes.
1070
01:01:31,988 --> 01:01:33,990
- In it, I play a mix
between Dale
1071
01:01:33,990 --> 01:01:36,259
and Marky Mark's character
from "Boogie Nights."
1072
01:01:36,259 --> 01:01:39,195
I call myself Dale Diggler.
(laughs)
1073
01:01:39,195 --> 01:01:41,464
And, uh, let's just say
the things we get to fixing
1074
01:01:41,464 --> 01:01:43,099
in the Ranger Plane after
hours,
1075
01:01:44,567 --> 01:01:47,603
well, (laughs) yeah, it's more
than just rusty propellers.
1076
01:01:47,603 --> 01:01:50,073
(Onyx laughs)
1077
01:01:52,742 --> 01:01:54,744
'Cause eventually she
starts fixing my wiener.
1078
01:01:54,744 --> 01:01:57,747
- (laughs) Mm. Tasty.
1079
01:01:57,747 --> 01:02:02,652
Num, num, num. That secret
will do.
1080
01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:07,123
Now, what truth do you seek?
1081
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:12,095
- Anything?
1082
01:02:12,962 --> 01:02:13,863
- Anything.
1083
01:02:22,004 --> 01:02:24,474
- Oh, demon in a box,
how I beg of you.
1084
01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:28,111
Oh, demon in a box, please
answer me true.
1085
01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,614
Oh, demon in a box, how I
wish to see
1086
01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:38,788
why my father Carl left my
mother and me.
1087
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:44,594
- [Box Demon] Oh, Marcus.
Don't you know?
1088
01:02:46,395 --> 01:02:48,231
It was because of you.
1089
01:02:53,202 --> 01:02:54,003
- What?
1090
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:58,908
- [Box Demon] You simply
weren't enough.
1091
01:02:58,908 --> 01:03:02,612
You weren't enough to keep
him there.
1092
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:07,049
Weren't enough to keep
them together.
1093
01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:12,121
Think hard, go deep.
You'll remember.
1094
01:03:15,725 --> 01:03:18,327
(dreamy music)
1095
01:03:19,829 --> 01:03:20,797
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1096
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,665
♪ Noble warrior felines ♪
1097
01:03:22,665 --> 01:03:23,633
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1098
01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,501
♪ Flying high in the air ♪
1099
01:03:25,501 --> 01:03:27,003
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1100
01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:31,340
♪ Righteous, worthy and divine ♪
(Carl yelling indistinctly)
1101
01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:34,343
- [Nancy] Oh, you're a
clown, Carl!
1102
01:03:34,343 --> 01:03:36,345
Get a job in a sideshow!
1103
01:03:39,048 --> 01:03:41,751
(Nancy sobbing)
1104
01:03:45,454 --> 01:03:48,958
(suitcase thuds)
1105
01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:50,993
♪ Battle K.A.T.T.S. ♪
1106
01:03:50,993 --> 01:03:53,429
- Daddy, where are you going?
1107
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,100
When will you be back?
1108
01:04:02,171 --> 01:04:06,175
- I don't know.
1109
01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:08,611
(door slams)
1110
01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:14,650
- I don't know. I don't know.
1111
01:04:14,650 --> 01:04:16,953
I don't know. I don't know.
1112
01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:18,688
I dunno. I dunno.
1113
01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:20,756
I dunno. I dunno.
1114
01:04:20,756 --> 01:04:22,325
- I dunno. I dunno.
1115
01:04:22,325 --> 01:04:23,593
I dunno I dunno.
1116
01:04:23,593 --> 01:04:25,161
I dunno.
1117
01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:29,732
- Did you find the answers
you sought, young one?
1118
01:04:29,732 --> 01:04:31,601
- Oh, yeah. (laughs)
We're good.
1119
01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:32,768
Thanks, little demon dude.
1120
01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:35,538
- Now, if you-
(cabinet slams)
1121
01:04:39,609 --> 01:04:42,011
- Onyx, are you okay? What
did the demon say to you?
1122
01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:43,579
- Huh? Oh, yeah, I'm good.
1123
01:04:43,579 --> 01:04:45,248
He actually said a bunch
of cool stuff to me.
1124
01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:46,749
He was like, "I bet you
got a big ol' wiener,
1125
01:04:46,749 --> 01:04:48,351
and you probably fuck a
lot too."
1126
01:04:48,351 --> 01:04:50,086
So yeah, I just wanted
to celebrate
1127
01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:52,521
all the cool stuff he said.
(laughs)
1128
01:04:52,521 --> 01:04:55,258
(dramatic music)
1129
01:04:58,661 --> 01:05:00,496
- Well, Mr. Duke wants
us to rendezvous with him
1130
01:05:00,496 --> 01:05:01,831
to discuss his findings.
1131
01:05:01,831 --> 01:05:03,099
He's been deciphering the
prophecy, and-
1132
01:05:03,099 --> 01:05:05,301
- Oh, cool. Yeah, prophecies
are so fun.
1133
01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:07,270
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's rendezvous.
1134
01:05:08,137 --> 01:05:10,806
(Onyx chugging)
1135
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:14,610
(Mack sighs)
1136
01:05:18,381 --> 01:05:21,050
(Onyx chugging)
1137
01:05:23,886 --> 01:05:28,090
- Onyx, maybe you wanna
slow down a little.
1138
01:05:28,090 --> 01:05:29,659
- Loud and clear, boss.
1139
01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:34,664
- "It is foretelling a
prophecy that will disrupt
1140
01:05:36,732 --> 01:05:38,868
the rising of Abaddon.
1141
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:43,873
Beware the prophecy of
the unexpected,"
1142
01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:45,474
no, "unforeseen."
1143
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,613
Oh, come on, John.
1144
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,417
"Beware the prophecy of the,
1145
01:05:56,886 --> 01:06:01,824
of the Fortuitous One."
1146
01:06:02,491 --> 01:06:03,326
- What?
- What?
1147
01:06:04,226 --> 01:06:05,394
- What?
- What?
1148
01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:08,164
(Shelley yells)
- What?
1149
01:06:08,164 --> 01:06:10,199
(Shelley whimpers)
1150
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:11,167
- Nothing, I-
1151
01:06:12,201 --> 01:06:14,637
(Shelley thuds)
1152
01:06:14,637 --> 01:06:17,006
- That's right.
1153
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,176
Give me everything.
1154
01:06:21,777 --> 01:06:26,148
Every last drop.
1155
01:06:26,148 --> 01:06:29,251
(Shelley whimpering)
1156
01:06:32,054 --> 01:06:35,891
- Onyx, what did you call
yourself when we first met?
1157
01:06:35,891 --> 01:06:37,626
- Huh? Oh, I don't remember.
1158
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:40,730
- It was Onyx the Fortuitous,
wasn't it?
1159
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,898
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah.
1160
01:06:42,898 --> 01:06:44,700
I might have said Onyx the
Fortunate One,
1161
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,570
because I am ever so fortunate
to have won this contest
1162
01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:50,773
and be invited here to be with
all of you wonderful people.
1163
01:06:50,773 --> 01:06:52,375
(Onyx chugging)
1164
01:06:52,375 --> 01:06:53,642
- What else does it say?
1165
01:06:53,642 --> 01:06:56,312
I mean, what happens if
the ritual is disrupted?
1166
01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:57,246
What happens if it isn't?
1167
01:06:57,246 --> 01:06:59,849
- I, I, I, I, I don't know.
1168
01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:01,417
I need more time with the page.
1169
01:07:01,417 --> 01:07:03,085
There, there's so much here.
1170
01:07:03,085 --> 01:07:04,086
- Onyx, if you...
1171
01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:08,324
(Mack sighs)
1172
01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:13,329
(lively music)
(Onyx chugging)
1173
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,501
Onyx, what are you doing?
1174
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:21,837
- Huh? Oh, I'm just
trying to relax. (laughs)
1175
01:07:21,837 --> 01:07:24,373
I mean, all this talk of
demons and prophecies,
1176
01:07:24,373 --> 01:07:28,210
I mean, whoo, it is too
mooch. (laughs)
1177
01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:31,013
And I just wanna party.
Don't you?
1178
01:07:31,013 --> 01:07:33,582
I mean, everyone's so stuffy
here, right?
1179
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:37,453
Bartok and Farrah and all
their fucking bullshit.
1180
01:07:37,453 --> 01:07:41,490
Huh? All their fucking
bullshitty robes.
1181
01:07:41,490 --> 01:07:43,025
And they're dumb-dumb hats.
1182
01:07:43,025 --> 01:07:47,763
I mean, what kind of dumb-dumb
wears a hat like this?
1183
01:07:47,763 --> 01:07:50,299
It's stupid. And this.
1184
01:07:51,467 --> 01:07:55,271
Fuck this goofy-ass emerald
bullshit.
1185
01:07:56,105 --> 01:07:58,407
- It's, it's peridot.
1186
01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:01,143
- Well, fuck this peridot
bullshit.
1187
01:08:01,143 --> 01:08:03,012
(necklace chimes)
1188
01:08:03,012 --> 01:08:05,181
(Onyx chugs)
1189
01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:07,850
(ghoul gasping)
1190
01:08:09,852 --> 01:08:14,857
(laughs) Dancing makes me
feel so alive! (laughs)
1191
01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:18,327
(Onyx chugging)
1192
01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:23,432
- What's happening?
1193
01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:25,968
- I don't think he liked
what the demon said to him.
1194
01:08:25,968 --> 01:08:27,603
- Ah. You know what's weird?
1195
01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:31,006
No one has danced since
we got here.
1196
01:08:31,006 --> 01:08:33,642
And that's a real shame, huh?
1197
01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:36,545
'Cause dancing really
frees you up, huh?
1198
01:08:36,545 --> 01:08:40,583
Dancing gets you loose, (laughs)
gets you outta your head.
1199
01:08:40,583 --> 01:08:44,920
Farrah, you wanna dance
with me? Come on, baby.
1200
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,590
(laughs) Nah? All right,
that's fine.
1201
01:08:47,590 --> 01:08:49,892
I can dance by myself. (laughs)
1202
01:08:49,892 --> 01:08:54,163
Oh, yeah, she gets it. Come on.
1203
01:08:54,163 --> 01:08:57,566
Let it take you over. Let
the rhythm take you over.
1204
01:08:57,566 --> 01:09:00,035
Rhythm take you over.
1205
01:09:00,035 --> 01:09:02,071
Oh, fuck. She's a ghoul.
(laughs)
1206
01:09:02,071 --> 01:09:04,306
- What, what did he say?
1207
01:09:04,306 --> 01:09:07,042
- He said, "Oh, fuck,
she's so cool."
1208
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:10,646
(Onyx chugging)
1209
01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:18,554
Onyx, how much of that
did you drink?
1210
01:09:20,756 --> 01:09:22,024
- I don't know.
1211
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:25,561
(Onyx thuds)
1212
01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:30,766
(bright music)
1213
01:09:39,308 --> 01:09:44,313
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1214
01:09:45,548 --> 01:09:49,351
♪ I'd run right into hell ♪
and back ♪
1215
01:09:50,386 --> 01:09:54,590
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1216
01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:59,094
♪ I'll take the vow and ♪
seal the pact ♪
1217
01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:05,067
- Who am I?
- You know. Search your heart.
1218
01:10:05,067 --> 01:10:08,137
- Who's to say what any of
us are in this twisted palace
1219
01:10:08,137 --> 01:10:10,039
built of riddle and rhyme?
1220
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:15,044
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1221
01:10:15,811 --> 01:10:19,048
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1222
01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:20,282
- [Onyx] I dunno.
1223
01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:22,885
♪ No, I won't do ♪
(Onyx hisses)
1224
01:10:22,885 --> 01:10:25,487
(upbeat music)
1225
01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:34,663
♪ And some nights you're ♪
breathing fire ♪
1226
01:10:34,663 --> 01:10:37,900
♪ And some nights you're ♪
talking nice ♪
1227
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,468
♪ Some nights you're
like nothing ♪
1228
01:10:39,468 --> 01:10:43,239
♪ I've ever seen before or ♪
will again ♪
1229
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,240
(Onyx growls)
1230
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,375
♪ And maybe I'm crazy ♪
1231
01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:50,713
♪ Oh, it's crazy and it's true ♪
1232
01:10:50,713 --> 01:10:52,648
♪ I know you can save me ♪
1233
01:10:52,648 --> 01:10:57,453
♪ No one else can save me ♪
now but you ♪
1234
01:10:57,453 --> 01:11:00,022
- Farrah, what are you?
1235
01:11:00,022 --> 01:11:02,157
- [Farrah] Here we can be
anything, Onyx.
1236
01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:04,560
I can be whatever your heart
desires most.
1237
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:08,697
Join me and we can be
together for all eternity.
1238
01:11:08,697 --> 01:11:13,535
♪ And I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1239
01:11:13,535 --> 01:11:18,007
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1240
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:22,278
♪ I would do anything ♪
for love ♪
1241
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:25,681
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1242
01:11:25,681 --> 01:11:29,251
- I dunno.
♪ But I won't do ♪
1243
01:11:32,454 --> 01:11:34,923
- Or would you rather be here?
1244
01:11:34,923 --> 01:11:37,393
- No. Oh, God, no.
1245
01:11:37,393 --> 01:11:40,462
- Then be with me. Free
me from Bartok's rule.
1246
01:11:40,462 --> 01:11:41,563
- Schwa?
1247
01:11:43,198 --> 01:11:45,267
- He raised me from the
depths, gave me life.
1248
01:11:45,267 --> 01:11:48,570
but a life of enslavement
is no life at all.
1249
01:11:48,570 --> 01:11:51,907
I can be given a new life by
the one the prophecy speaks of.
1250
01:11:51,907 --> 01:11:54,009
Together you and I can
defeat Bartok.
1251
01:11:54,009 --> 01:11:56,378
But if we don't, he will
complete the final ritual
1252
01:11:56,378 --> 01:11:59,548
and use the power of Abaddon
to take the souls of millions.
1253
01:11:59,548 --> 01:12:02,384
But if you and I-
(growling)
1254
01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:04,153
Oh, no. It's too late.
1255
01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:09,058
He found us.
- Who?
1256
01:12:09,058 --> 01:12:12,127
- Abaddon.
1257
01:12:12,127 --> 01:12:16,098
- [Abaddon] Come to me,
patty slinger.
1258
01:12:16,098 --> 01:12:20,769
Come to me. (growls)
1259
01:12:22,604 --> 01:12:25,374
(dramatic music)
1260
01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:30,245
(Abaddon growling)
1261
01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,854
- How can I make your day a
bit beefier?
1262
01:12:40,122 --> 01:12:42,491
- Marcus J. Trillbury,
1263
01:12:44,626 --> 01:12:46,095
we meet at last.
1264
01:12:47,963 --> 01:12:50,833
I've heard so much about you.
1265
01:12:52,835 --> 01:12:57,673
The patty slinger. The virgin.
1266
01:12:57,673 --> 01:13:01,744
The fool. Know this, Marcus.
1267
01:13:01,744 --> 01:13:04,513
You are many things,
1268
01:13:04,513 --> 01:13:08,717
but you are not the
Fortuitous One.
1269
01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:13,055
I have seen the
Fortuitous One.
1270
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:19,061
Does that look like you,
Onyx the Fart-uitous?
1271
01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:25,634
(creature squelching)
1272
01:13:25,634 --> 01:13:26,468
Does it?
1273
01:13:27,836 --> 01:13:29,438
- No, sir, it does not.
1274
01:13:29,438 --> 01:13:33,142
- In less than one day's time,
1275
01:13:33,142 --> 01:13:38,147
I will rise through an unholy
vessel and enslave the Earth.
1276
01:13:39,314 --> 01:13:41,417
Face it, patty slinger,
1277
01:13:41,417 --> 01:13:45,621
your time is up. (roars)
1278
01:13:45,621 --> 01:13:49,691
(Onyx screams)
(Abaddon laughs)
1279
01:13:49,691 --> 01:13:54,696
There's nowhere to run.
(laughs)
1280
01:13:55,564 --> 01:13:57,332
Patty slinger. Patty slinger.
1281
01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:03,939
I'm coming to get you,
patty slinger. (laughs)
1282
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:13,048
How can I make your day
a bit beefier? (laughs)
1283
01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:21,390
When in doubt, skewer it out.
1284
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:24,359
Yahhh!
- Jesus!
1285
01:14:24,359 --> 01:14:25,194
Jesus!
1286
01:14:26,328 --> 01:14:28,363
- Hey, it's okay, Onyx.
1287
01:14:28,363 --> 01:14:30,098
It's all right. Lay, lay down.
1288
01:14:30,098 --> 01:14:30,933
You're all right.
1289
01:14:31,834 --> 01:14:32,868
Here, drink this.
1290
01:14:35,037 --> 01:14:35,904
- What is it?
1291
01:14:37,172 --> 01:14:40,509
- Ginger, turmeric, mint,
elder flower,
1292
01:14:40,509 --> 01:14:43,111
some other things that'll
help your stomach.
1293
01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:49,818
- I'm sorry, Zee. I don't
know what came over me.
1294
01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:51,887
- It's all good.
1295
01:14:51,887 --> 01:14:54,590
Uh, your little episode
was the perfect distraction
1296
01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:56,825
Mr. Duke needed to work
on his translations.
1297
01:14:58,227 --> 01:15:00,295
- Oh, sick.
(stomach gurgles)
1298
01:15:00,295 --> 01:15:01,830
Mm.
- Drink.
1299
01:15:04,266 --> 01:15:06,235
I spent some time in the walls.
1300
01:15:07,469 --> 01:15:09,071
This place is a maze.
1301
01:15:10,472 --> 01:15:13,308
Dozens of corridors all
leading somewhere different.
1302
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,145
- Thanks for taking
care of me, Zee.
1303
01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:22,017
- That's what friends
are for, Onyx.
1304
01:15:23,151 --> 01:15:25,354
- Oh, yeah. For sure.
1305
01:15:27,956 --> 01:15:29,992
Yeah, I know what friends are
1306
01:15:29,992 --> 01:15:33,795
and what their general
responsibilities consist of.
1307
01:15:33,795 --> 01:15:36,431
(Mack cries)
1308
01:15:36,431 --> 01:15:39,034
(somber music)
1309
01:15:40,903 --> 01:15:44,306
Zee, are you okay?
1310
01:15:47,075 --> 01:15:48,410
- No, I, um,
1311
01:15:52,247 --> 01:15:55,050
I feel stupid, Onyx.
1312
01:15:58,353 --> 01:16:00,556
Stupid for trusting Bartok.
1313
01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:04,059
Trusting anyone, really.
1314
01:16:06,495 --> 01:16:07,896
I should have known better.
1315
01:16:10,566 --> 01:16:11,567
And I'm,
1316
01:16:16,271 --> 01:16:17,105
I'm scared.
1317
01:16:19,708 --> 01:16:20,576
I'm really scared.
1318
01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,179
(solemn music)
1319
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:31,253
- I used to get scared
whenever I'd go on sleepovers.
1320
01:16:33,555 --> 01:16:35,691
Even to my best friend
Billy Davis's house.
1321
01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:40,195
'Cause it all felt so
weird and unfamiliar.
1322
01:16:42,798 --> 01:16:46,501
That's when his mom,
Linda, taught me that song.
1323
01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:52,307
And just like Fievel, my
fears would be soothed
1324
01:16:52,307 --> 01:16:55,310
and I'd be asleep in no time.
1325
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:03,118
'Cause she reminded me that
no matter how alone we feel,
1326
01:17:05,821 --> 01:17:09,558
no matter how far away
from home we might be,
1327
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:14,997
we're still underneath the
same sky as the people we love.
1328
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:19,434
Just remember,
you do have friends.
1329
01:17:21,336 --> 01:17:22,838
And you're never really alone.
1330
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:26,742
Because we're all under
the same moon.
1331
01:17:29,978 --> 01:17:32,648
(Mack chuckles)
1332
01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:39,821
- That's all you saw
in the dream,
1333
01:17:39,821 --> 01:17:41,790
the chubby one playing
the piano
1334
01:17:41,790 --> 01:17:44,559
and smashing mirrors
with a cane?
1335
01:17:46,228 --> 01:17:48,530
- Yes. What I saw is what
I told you.
1336
01:17:50,532 --> 01:17:52,100
- Hmm.
1337
01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,870
(ghoul wheezing)
1338
01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:00,442
Farrah?
1339
01:18:02,577 --> 01:18:03,612
- Yes, master?
1340
01:18:04,813 --> 01:18:09,785
- Why do you insist on
mocking my intelligence,
1341
01:18:10,986 --> 01:18:14,589
undermining my power,
deriding my virility?
1342
01:18:14,589 --> 01:18:16,925
- Master, I-
- Do you not think
1343
01:18:16,925 --> 01:18:18,093
he speaks to me?
1344
01:18:19,461 --> 01:18:24,366
Do you not think Lucifer
himself speaks directly to me?
1345
01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:26,935
To me!
1346
01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:32,240
Or a succubus shrew who
sleeps in a shed?
1347
01:18:37,212 --> 01:18:39,548
Give it to me.
(Farrah moans)
1348
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:41,783
Put it in my hand.
1349
01:18:41,783 --> 01:18:43,285
Put it in my hand.
1350
01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:52,127
(Bartok grunts)
(the figurine shatters)
1351
01:18:52,127 --> 01:18:54,863
(dramatic music)
1352
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:03,939
What's the point of having a
psychic demon bitch's power
1353
01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:09,544
at my disposal if all she
does is fucking lie to me?
1354
01:19:12,147 --> 01:19:13,582
- I didn't lie to you, master.
1355
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:17,786
- Oh, no, you just chose
not to tell me
1356
01:19:17,786 --> 01:19:20,288
that you sensed something
when they first arrived.
1357
01:19:20,288 --> 01:19:22,057
You just chose not to tell me
1358
01:19:22,057 --> 01:19:24,192
when they witnessed the
taking of a soul.
1359
01:19:24,192 --> 01:19:27,863
You just chose not to
tell me that they stole
1360
01:19:27,863 --> 01:19:32,868
the fucking prophecy right
from underneath our noses!
1361
01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:36,404
(ghouls wheezing)
1362
01:19:36,404 --> 01:19:40,308
Now, if you don't tell
me what you're sensing,
1363
01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:44,946
what you're seeing when
you see it, I swear to you-
1364
01:19:44,946 --> 01:19:46,915
(metal clangs)
(Farrah gasps)
1365
01:19:46,915 --> 01:19:51,920
I will take this fucking
life from you.
1366
01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:55,290
- You can't kill a demon
with the Knife of Dagon.
1367
01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:58,827
- You know what? I know that
I can't kill you with this.
1368
01:19:58,827 --> 01:20:03,498
But what I can do is
sever your fucking head
1369
01:20:03,498 --> 01:20:07,235
and put it in a display
case for all eternity,
1370
01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:09,905
shielded in unbreakable
Nazarene glass.
1371
01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:12,707
That I can do!
1372
01:20:16,311 --> 01:20:17,145
- He is here.
1373
01:20:19,214 --> 01:20:21,116
- Who?
1374
01:20:21,116 --> 01:20:22,751
- The Fortuitous One.
1375
01:20:22,751 --> 01:20:26,121
(dramatic music)
1376
01:20:26,121 --> 01:20:28,690
(bright music)
1377
01:20:35,263 --> 01:20:38,700
(bright music continues)
1378
01:20:40,836 --> 01:20:45,073
(Mr. Duke whispering
indistinctly)
1379
01:20:47,075 --> 01:20:47,876
- Yes.
1380
01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:50,712
Yes, that's it.
1381
01:20:50,712 --> 01:20:52,781
That's it. I see it now.
1382
01:20:52,781 --> 01:20:53,782
I see it all now.
1383
01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:59,120
(laughs) Outstanding.
1384
01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,455
- It's the teacher, isn't it?
1385
01:21:00,455 --> 01:21:04,292
- Mm-mm. The patty slinger.
1386
01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:08,296
- Oh, fucking right.
1387
01:21:08,296 --> 01:21:10,131
(object clattering)
1388
01:21:10,131 --> 01:21:11,700
How dare you?
1389
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:14,302
You still try to make a fool
out of me?
1390
01:21:15,370 --> 01:21:17,439
- No, I swear, I saw him.
1391
01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:22,244
- You saw the man of destiny,
1392
01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:26,882
the demon killer, the
slayer of the bright realm?
1393
01:21:29,551 --> 01:21:31,586
- Here within these walls.
1394
01:21:31,586 --> 01:21:34,189
(dramatic music)
1395
01:21:34,189 --> 01:21:36,758
(Bartok gasps)
1396
01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:41,496
One more lie,
1397
01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:45,700
and I swear.
1398
01:21:48,336 --> 01:21:50,972
- It was the teacher. You
were right, I was wrong.
1399
01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:53,241
I just wasn't seeing as
clearly as you.
1400
01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:56,444
(dramatic music)
(Farrah sighs)
1401
01:21:56,444 --> 01:21:57,412
- I knew it.
1402
01:22:02,150 --> 01:22:04,886
(Farrah growling)
1403
01:22:11,359 --> 01:22:16,364
I have no doubt our Father
looks down upon you in shame.
1404
01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:21,836
(ghoul grunts)
1405
01:22:23,338 --> 01:22:26,107
(dramatic music)
1406
01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:33,581
(knocking)
- Yes?
1407
01:22:33,581 --> 01:22:35,917
- [Bartok] Mr. Duke,
I wondered
1408
01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:37,652
if you had a moment to spare.
1409
01:22:47,696 --> 01:22:52,500
- Of course. I would
be honored.
1410
01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,040
- Wow.
1411
01:23:01,910 --> 01:23:06,781
You really are a man
of studies, aren't you?
1412
01:23:06,781 --> 01:23:10,218
- Well, what can I say?
Knowledge excites me.
1413
01:23:12,087 --> 01:23:13,321
- I can see that.
1414
01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:20,996
So tell me, what knowledge
1415
01:23:21,963 --> 01:23:25,834
have you discovered tonight?
1416
01:23:28,370 --> 01:23:32,540
- That you are not the
person you've said you are,
1417
01:23:32,540 --> 01:23:34,976
and that your plans for
us, hmm,
1418
01:23:36,211 --> 01:23:38,513
well, they aren't what
we were led to believe.
1419
01:23:39,981 --> 01:23:44,719
- (laughs) Well, that
is a matter
1420
01:23:44,719 --> 01:23:48,156
of perspective, isn't it?
1421
01:23:49,224 --> 01:23:53,294
After all, I am offering
you immortality.
1422
01:23:55,864 --> 01:24:00,835
- (chuckles) You only gain
Abaddon's power
1423
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:04,372
by offering the demon
five souls.
1424
01:24:05,540 --> 01:24:07,242
We would live eternally,
1425
01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:09,711
as your prisoners,
1426
01:24:11,112 --> 01:24:13,681
locked within the talisman
until the end of time.
1427
01:24:15,016 --> 01:24:17,385
Immortality.
1428
01:24:17,385 --> 01:24:22,390
No, undying pain and suffering
1429
01:24:23,124 --> 01:24:24,592
as we remain cognizant
1430
01:24:24,592 --> 01:24:27,529
of our never-ending state
of purgatorial stasis.
1431
01:24:27,529 --> 01:24:31,833
Now, that, that is more
like it, yes?
1432
01:24:33,234 --> 01:24:36,471
- Eh. Tomato, tah-mah-toe.
1433
01:24:36,471 --> 01:24:41,443
(dramatic music)
(Mr. Duke yells)
1434
01:24:43,978 --> 01:24:46,648
(ominous music)
1435
01:24:48,216 --> 01:24:52,353
(Mr. Duke yells)
(Mack gasps)
1436
01:24:52,353 --> 01:24:54,289
(Mr. Duke hums)
(door squeaks)
1437
01:24:54,289 --> 01:24:56,758
- Mr. Duke, are, are you
okay? What did you find?
1438
01:24:56,758 --> 01:24:58,726
- Oh, don't be silly.
Of course I'm fine.
1439
01:24:58,726 --> 01:25:01,629
And I found nothing.
Nothing but the truth.
1440
01:25:01,629 --> 01:25:04,833
That we should follow
Bartok's words to the letter
1441
01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,968
and join him for the
final ritual.
1442
01:25:07,836 --> 01:25:09,104
Right fucking now.
1443
01:25:11,172 --> 01:25:14,375
- Are you seeing regular
Mr. Duke or ghoul Mr. Duke?
1444
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:16,144
- What? Regular.
1445
01:25:17,312 --> 01:25:20,215
- Huh. Because he's
definitely a ghoul now.
1446
01:25:20,215 --> 01:25:22,784
(Mr. Duke growls)
1447
01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:24,452
We should run!
1448
01:25:24,452 --> 01:25:27,088
(Mr. Duke growling)
1449
01:25:27,088 --> 01:25:28,756
- [Mack] Come on.
1450
01:25:28,756 --> 01:25:31,226
(Onyx shrieks)
(Mr. Duke growling)
1451
01:25:31,226 --> 01:25:34,229
- Keep your mouth closed. These
cobwebs are something fierce.
1452
01:25:34,229 --> 01:25:36,097
Oh, fuck. Are you getting
them or nah?
1453
01:25:36,097 --> 01:25:38,800
Just me? I'm fucking
choking on webs.
1454
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:42,971
(door rattles and squeaks)
1455
01:25:42,971 --> 01:25:45,740
Why could I see the ghoul
and you couldn't. Huh?
1456
01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:47,642
Why could I see the
ghoul and you couldn't?
1457
01:25:47,642 --> 01:25:49,944
- Stand guard. I need to
study this.
1458
01:25:49,944 --> 01:25:52,447
(Onyx groans)
1459
01:25:54,949 --> 01:25:56,184
Okay, Mr. Duke.
1460
01:25:57,418 --> 01:25:58,253
The peridot necklaces.
1461
01:25:59,921 --> 01:26:04,492
These crystals. Farrah's been
using them to control us.
1462
01:26:05,727 --> 01:26:06,895
Influence our will.
1463
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,801
- Well, what else does it say?
1464
01:26:13,801 --> 01:26:15,036
Did Mr. Duke have a plan?
1465
01:26:15,036 --> 01:26:17,705
Huh? What do we do?
1466
01:26:17,705 --> 01:26:20,808
- Yeah, he had a plan.
- What's the plan?
1467
01:26:20,808 --> 01:26:22,644
Do we reanimate one of these
dead bobcats
1468
01:26:22,644 --> 01:26:24,512
and ride it straight
outta town?
1469
01:26:24,512 --> 01:26:26,481
Or do we race this old
dentist's chair downhill
1470
01:26:26,481 --> 01:26:28,316
until it picks up enough
speed to shoot us
1471
01:26:28,316 --> 01:26:31,953
into space like "Radio Flyer"?
(whimpers)
1472
01:26:33,388 --> 01:26:36,457
Or do we light this place on
fire and perish in the flames?
1473
01:26:36,457 --> 01:26:38,393
Or build a makeshift
cannon out of paperclips
1474
01:26:38,393 --> 01:26:41,729
and old white out that
we find in Bartok's desk?
1475
01:26:41,729 --> 01:26:44,499
- No.
(dramatic music)
1476
01:26:47,969 --> 01:26:50,705
I stay here and you go.
1477
01:26:52,407 --> 01:26:55,376
- What? Go where?
1478
01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:56,678
Stay here? Why?
1479
01:26:58,112 --> 01:27:00,215
- Follow the map to get out
and head to the old cemetery.
1480
01:27:00,215 --> 01:27:01,382
Find the fallen angel.
1481
01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:02,684
Once the blood moon has risen,
1482
01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:04,752
that's where the final
ritual will take place.
1483
01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:07,522
- What? They're gonna kill
you, Zee.
1484
01:27:07,522 --> 01:27:08,790
Suck out your soul like
some kind
1485
01:27:08,790 --> 01:27:11,092
of demonic Dyson set on
overdrive.
1486
01:27:11,092 --> 01:27:14,462
- Listen, everything you
need is in here.
1487
01:27:16,331 --> 01:27:17,465
- What's gonna happen?
1488
01:27:22,370 --> 01:27:25,139
(lips smack)
1489
01:27:25,139 --> 01:27:28,009
- You have everything you need.
1490
01:27:28,009 --> 01:27:30,211
- No! Zee, don't do this!
1491
01:27:30,211 --> 01:27:31,879
Don't do this! Don't leave me!
1492
01:27:31,879 --> 01:27:34,115
Don't leave me! I can't do
this alone!
1493
01:27:34,115 --> 01:27:37,485
I'm not who you think I am.
I'm not the Fortuitous One.
1494
01:27:37,485 --> 01:27:39,554
I'm just a fat fucking
patty slinging chubby
1495
01:27:39,554 --> 01:27:42,857
fat fucking virgin.
(door slams)
1496
01:27:42,857 --> 01:27:43,691
Zee!
1497
01:27:45,326 --> 01:27:46,160
Zee!
1498
01:27:48,196 --> 01:27:51,032
(liquid dripping)
1499
01:27:59,140 --> 01:28:01,743
(ominous music)
1500
01:28:05,580 --> 01:28:07,448
(microphone squeals)
- Paging. Mr. Bartok.
1501
01:28:07,448 --> 01:28:09,817
Paging Mr. Bartok, I'm in
your office
1502
01:28:09,817 --> 01:28:11,219
fucking up your shit.
1503
01:28:11,219 --> 01:28:12,587
What you gonna do about it?
1504
01:28:13,755 --> 01:28:18,526
(glass shattering)
(objects clattering)
1505
01:28:19,527 --> 01:28:22,297
(dramatic music)
1506
01:28:23,364 --> 01:28:25,633
(thunder crashes)
1507
01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:28,303
(ominous music)
1508
01:28:29,804 --> 01:28:31,639
Bartok, where are you?
1509
01:28:33,474 --> 01:28:35,343
Come and get me!
(glass shatters)
1510
01:28:35,343 --> 01:28:40,348
(Onyx panting)
(crickets chirping)
1511
01:28:40,948 --> 01:28:42,984
(eerie music)
1512
01:28:46,054 --> 01:28:49,791
(objects clattering)
1513
01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:52,627
(glass crunching)
1514
01:28:57,031 --> 01:28:59,767
(dramatic music)
1515
01:29:03,705 --> 01:29:06,474
(ethereal music)
1516
01:29:12,447 --> 01:29:16,050
(ethereal music continues)
1517
01:29:20,588 --> 01:29:24,292
- [Mr. Duke Voiceover] Dear
Onyx, if you are reading this,
1518
01:29:24,292 --> 01:29:26,627
I know things must seem
pretty grim.
1519
01:29:27,762 --> 01:29:30,598
It looks as though you
are all alone
1520
01:29:30,598 --> 01:29:34,769
facing something insurmountable.
1521
01:29:34,769 --> 01:29:38,539
But I assure you, that
isn't the case.
1522
01:29:38,539 --> 01:29:43,544
We, your friends, are with you.
1523
01:29:44,679 --> 01:29:47,081
The prophecy of the
Fortuitous One is clear.
1524
01:29:47,081 --> 01:29:50,284
If the souls are collected
underneath the blood moon,
1525
01:29:50,284 --> 01:29:53,721
a portal will open
leading directly
1526
01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:55,857
to Abaddon's lair in hell.
1527
01:29:57,258 --> 01:30:00,428
If the Fortuitous One throws
themselves into the pit,
1528
01:30:00,428 --> 01:30:03,798
they will not only be
reborn from beyond,
1529
01:30:03,798 --> 01:30:06,934
they will also have the
power to reanimate
1530
01:30:06,934 --> 01:30:10,304
the ones who have perished
by the Knife of Dagon.
1531
01:30:11,739 --> 01:30:15,543
All of this must be done under
the gaze of the blood moon,
1532
01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:18,946
lasting only 300 seconds.
1533
01:30:21,549 --> 01:30:23,951
That's five minutes.
- Got it.
1534
01:30:23,951 --> 01:30:25,052
(dramatic music)
(Mack grunts)
1535
01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:26,621
- Ade due Damballa.
1536
01:30:28,055 --> 01:30:31,225
Give me the power,
I beg of you.
1537
01:30:31,225 --> 01:30:32,660
Ade due Damballa.
1538
01:30:34,162 --> 01:30:36,831
Give me the power,
I beg of you!
1539
01:30:38,366 --> 01:30:39,801
Ade due Damballa.
1540
01:30:42,437 --> 01:30:46,607
Give me the power-
♪ Somewhere ♪
1541
01:30:46,607 --> 01:30:49,510
♪ Out there ♪
1542
01:30:49,510 --> 01:30:54,315
(knife slams)
(Mack screams)
1543
01:30:54,315 --> 01:30:56,984
- [Mr. Duke Voiceover] Onyx,
I cannot say whether or not
1544
01:30:56,984 --> 01:30:59,554
you are the one the
prophecy speaks of.
1545
01:30:59,554 --> 01:31:03,024
That could not be
determined by my studies.
1546
01:31:03,024 --> 01:31:06,394
You must search within yourself
1547
01:31:06,394 --> 01:31:08,996
and find what you know
in your heart to be true.
1548
01:31:10,231 --> 01:31:13,468
However, if you are not the
Fortuitous One
1549
01:31:13,468 --> 01:31:15,870
and you throw yourself
into the hell mouth,
1550
01:31:15,870 --> 01:31:19,407
you will burn alive as you
fall for miles and miles,
1551
01:31:19,407 --> 01:31:21,809
hurdling toward Abaddon's
pit deep beneath
1552
01:31:21,809 --> 01:31:23,945
the Earth's surface,
fully awake and aware
1553
01:31:23,945 --> 01:31:26,214
for the entirety of the fall.
1554
01:31:26,214 --> 01:31:29,917
Then once arriving in his lair,
undoubtedly face centuries
1555
01:31:29,917 --> 01:31:32,086
of torture at the hands
of Abaddon
1556
01:31:32,086 --> 01:31:34,689
and his many demonic minions.
1557
01:31:34,689 --> 01:31:35,690
Good luck.
1558
01:31:37,725 --> 01:31:38,559
- Huh.
1559
01:31:40,661 --> 01:31:43,431
(dramatic music)
1560
01:31:46,100 --> 01:31:50,238
I have everything I need, huh?
(dramatic music)
1561
01:31:53,140 --> 01:31:58,112
(ghouls snarling)
(dramatic music)
1562
01:32:01,015 --> 01:32:02,350
- Patty slinger!
1563
01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:06,354
The time has come.
1564
01:32:08,155 --> 01:32:10,258
The blood moon blesses us
1565
01:32:11,592 --> 01:32:14,161
and Abaddon is waiting.
1566
01:32:16,464 --> 01:32:19,000
(ghoul wheezing)
- Zee.
1567
01:32:20,535 --> 01:32:23,271
(dramatic music)
1568
01:32:25,606 --> 01:32:29,877
- No. Kneel and accept
your fate.
1569
01:32:34,749 --> 01:32:36,851
Put your magic to some
good use
1570
01:32:36,851 --> 01:32:39,186
and make this fool do
as I say.
1571
01:32:42,323 --> 01:32:44,392
- Kneel in the name of Bartok.
1572
01:32:45,793 --> 01:32:48,829
(Onyx grunts)
1573
01:32:48,829 --> 01:32:51,198
- Now we can begin.
1574
01:32:52,500 --> 01:32:55,002
Father, hear me.
1575
01:32:55,002 --> 01:32:57,872
I have done as you have asked.
1576
01:32:58,906 --> 01:33:02,176
The talisman of souls is
nearly full.
1577
01:33:02,176 --> 01:33:06,414
You have commanded,
and I have obeyed.
1578
01:33:07,848 --> 01:33:12,553
With this final offering,
we make way for Abaddon.
1579
01:33:18,025 --> 01:33:21,562
It's sad. For you, I mean.
1580
01:33:21,562 --> 01:33:26,434
But they're not really
in there anymore.
1581
01:33:26,434 --> 01:33:28,436
They're in here.
1582
01:33:28,436 --> 01:33:31,172
(dramatic music)
1583
01:33:34,909 --> 01:33:38,145
Do you know how I know
1584
01:33:38,145 --> 01:33:41,816
you aren't the Fortuitous One,
Marcus?
1585
01:33:42,683 --> 01:33:46,754
Because you don't impress me.
1586
01:33:47,788 --> 01:33:52,793
(knife slams)
(Onyx groaning)
1587
01:33:53,794 --> 01:33:56,397
Farrah, the book.
1588
01:33:56,397 --> 01:33:59,133
(dramatic music)
1589
01:34:01,836 --> 01:34:03,037
Ade due Damballa.
1590
01:34:05,272 --> 01:34:08,275
Give me the power, I beg of you.
1591
01:34:08,275 --> 01:34:12,613
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte.
1592
01:34:12,613 --> 01:34:14,015
Ade due Damballa.
1593
01:34:16,183 --> 01:34:19,420
Give me the power,
I beg of you.
1594
01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:22,423
Secoise entienne
mais pois de morte.
1595
01:34:24,759 --> 01:34:26,193
Ade due Damballa.
1596
01:34:28,562 --> 01:34:31,232
Give me the power,
I beg of you!
1597
01:34:33,034 --> 01:34:36,037
Secoise entienne mais
pois de morte!
1598
01:34:39,774 --> 01:34:41,909
Rise, Abaddon! Come to me!
1599
01:34:43,711 --> 01:34:44,879
Give me power!
1600
01:34:47,148 --> 01:34:49,884
(dramatic music)
1601
01:34:54,021 --> 01:34:55,189
- Hey, Bartok!
1602
01:34:56,457 --> 01:34:58,125
I just wanted to tell
you something real quick
1603
01:34:58,125 --> 01:35:00,027
before all my soul goo is gone.
1604
01:35:01,462 --> 01:35:03,230
Hey, I just wanted to say
(indistinct whispering).
1605
01:35:07,401 --> 01:35:08,903
- What?
1606
01:35:08,903 --> 01:35:10,604
I was just trying to tell
you (whispers indistinctly).
1607
01:35:15,076 --> 01:35:18,179
- What are you saying,
patty slinger?
1608
01:35:19,580 --> 01:35:22,149
- Uh, this isn't one of Farrah's
crystals at all. (chuckles)
1609
01:35:22,149 --> 01:35:24,218
It's an ultra green
pumaman variant.
1610
01:35:24,218 --> 01:35:26,120
Surprised you didn't know that.
1611
01:35:26,120 --> 01:35:28,856
So I'm free to do
whatever the fuck I want.
1612
01:35:28,856 --> 01:35:30,024
(head thuds)
1613
01:35:30,024 --> 01:35:33,360
(Bartok and Onyx groan)
1614
01:35:34,695 --> 01:35:37,998
Oh. Oh!
1615
01:35:37,998 --> 01:35:41,068
How deep does that hole go?
1616
01:35:43,104 --> 01:35:45,005
Well, here goes nothing.
1617
01:35:46,273 --> 01:35:48,709
(Onyx yells)
1618
01:35:53,447 --> 01:35:55,716
- My life's work!
1619
01:35:55,716 --> 01:35:58,252
Gone, in a flash,
1620
01:35:58,252 --> 01:36:01,722
because you wouldn't
do as you were told.
1621
01:36:01,722 --> 01:36:03,791
You couldn't keep them in line.
1622
01:36:03,791 --> 01:36:05,025
You couldn't protect years
1623
01:36:06,994 --> 01:36:11,999
of my work for one fucking
weekend! (sobs)
1624
01:36:13,434 --> 01:36:17,104
I've spent my life
preparing for this one night.
1625
01:36:21,308 --> 01:36:23,811
(Bartok sobs)
1626
01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:27,615
- [Ghouls] Let him rise.
1627
01:36:29,283 --> 01:36:30,384
Let him rise.
1628
01:36:33,120 --> 01:36:34,221
Let him rise.
1629
01:36:36,423 --> 01:36:38,259
- What?
- Let him rise.
1630
01:36:39,727 --> 01:36:41,529
- What?
- Let him rise.
1631
01:36:43,364 --> 01:36:47,868
- What are they saying?
Why are they saying that?
1632
01:36:47,868 --> 01:36:50,805
(flames crackling)
1633
01:36:57,311 --> 01:37:00,214
(triumphant music)
1634
01:37:09,723 --> 01:37:13,494
(triumphant music continues)
1635
01:37:19,166 --> 01:37:20,901
- I stand before you now
not as the man you once
1636
01:37:20,901 --> 01:37:22,970
knew me to be, but as a
man revivified,
1637
01:37:22,970 --> 01:37:24,972
no longer made of earthly
flesh and bone,
1638
01:37:24,972 --> 01:37:26,740
but rather built of
supernatural sinew
1639
01:37:26,740 --> 01:37:29,210
and metaphysical muscle, not
unlike the genetic builds
1640
01:37:29,210 --> 01:37:30,978
of angels and demons
that wage forever war
1641
01:37:30,978 --> 01:37:33,314
in opposing kingdoms,
battling over the fates
1642
01:37:33,314 --> 01:37:35,649
of monsters and mites
until both time and space
1643
01:37:35,649 --> 01:37:40,087
stretch to bleak nothingness
and the stars refuse to expand.
1644
01:37:40,087 --> 01:37:42,189
But for what is this
battle raging, you ask.
1645
01:37:42,189 --> 01:37:44,158
I dunno. What stands at
the center?
1646
01:37:44,158 --> 01:37:46,126
To that I say my soul is at
the center,
1647
01:37:46,126 --> 01:37:49,263
for I am Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm,
1648
01:37:49,263 --> 01:37:51,799
an altered warrior destined
to return my friends' souls
1649
01:37:51,799 --> 01:37:55,636
to their bodies and seal this
weeping hell portal thusly.
1650
01:37:55,636 --> 01:37:59,139
(majestic music)
1651
01:37:59,139 --> 01:38:03,444
I dunno. Being reborn is
pretty cool.
1652
01:38:03,444 --> 01:38:06,780
(dramatic music)
1653
01:38:06,780 --> 01:38:09,450
(Bartok groans)
1654
01:38:11,285 --> 01:38:13,287
Not much time left!
1655
01:38:13,287 --> 01:38:16,490
Quick, ghoul buddies,
single file.
1656
01:38:16,490 --> 01:38:19,426
(triumphant music)
1657
01:38:20,895 --> 01:38:24,331
- Farrah, please!
(shovel thuds)
1658
01:38:24,331 --> 01:38:26,267
- Our Father was wrong to
choose you.
1659
01:38:26,267 --> 01:38:29,236
His faith in foolish men
never ceases to amaze me.
1660
01:38:29,236 --> 01:38:33,707
- Is this how you repay me
after all I've done for you?
1661
01:38:33,707 --> 01:38:35,409
(ghouls gurgling)
1662
01:38:35,409 --> 01:38:36,877
- This is gonna feel weird
at first,
1663
01:38:36,877 --> 01:38:39,346
but then it'll feel good 'cause
you'll get your souls back.
1664
01:38:39,346 --> 01:38:42,349
(laughs) When in doubt,
skewer it out.
1665
01:38:42,349 --> 01:38:47,321
(dramatic music)
(ghouls yelling)
1666
01:38:48,188 --> 01:38:49,523
- What are you going to do?
1667
01:38:49,523 --> 01:38:53,027
Kill me?
- No. Worse.
1668
01:38:53,027 --> 01:38:55,562
Klaatu barada nikto.
1669
01:38:55,562 --> 01:38:58,399
(ghouls groaning)
1670
01:39:00,034 --> 01:39:04,972
(blood squelching)
(Bartok gurgles)
1671
01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:08,776
(ghouls moaning)
1672
01:39:09,843 --> 01:39:12,780
(ghoul yells)
1673
01:39:12,780 --> 01:39:14,048
I guess that's what you get
for trusting
1674
01:39:14,048 --> 01:39:16,150
a psychic demon bitch.
1675
01:39:16,150 --> 01:39:18,852
(dramatic music)
1676
01:39:23,757 --> 01:39:24,858
- [Onyx] Hmm.
1677
01:39:26,293 --> 01:39:28,796
- Now's the time, Onyx, what
I spoke about in your dreams.
1678
01:39:28,796 --> 01:39:30,197
- What?
- Your destiny,
1679
01:39:30,197 --> 01:39:32,633
the way forward for you, for us.
1680
01:39:33,834 --> 01:39:37,638
- Woah! You mean like a sexy
way forward?
1681
01:39:37,638 --> 01:39:39,606
- If the Fortuitous One
joins with a demon,
1682
01:39:39,606 --> 01:39:41,575
they can take Abaddon's
power and rule together
1683
01:39:41,575 --> 01:39:43,110
as kings and queens in hell.
1684
01:39:45,012 --> 01:39:48,015
- Uh, when you say join with
a demon, you mean to like
1685
01:39:48,015 --> 01:39:49,016
get married?
- Fuck.
1686
01:39:49,016 --> 01:39:50,584
- Oh, fuck. Okay, right,
got it.
1687
01:39:50,584 --> 01:39:53,620
So reign with you in hell
and leave my friends behind,
1688
01:39:53,620 --> 01:39:57,491
or stay here with them and
be without my demon bride.
1689
01:39:57,491 --> 01:39:59,393
- I knew it was you all along.
1690
01:39:59,393 --> 01:40:01,095
I know you could feel me too,
1691
01:40:01,095 --> 01:40:02,930
guiding you, pulling
you through.
1692
01:40:02,930 --> 01:40:04,264
Stay with me, Onyx.
1693
01:40:04,264 --> 01:40:05,632
Together, hell can be what
we make of it.
1694
01:40:05,632 --> 01:40:08,535
Slave to no master, a
kingdom of our very own.
1695
01:40:09,403 --> 01:40:10,237
- But-
1696
01:40:11,238 --> 01:40:14,541
(ghouls moaning)
1697
01:40:14,541 --> 01:40:16,043
My friends.
1698
01:40:16,043 --> 01:40:17,544
- This is our last chance,
Onyx.
1699
01:40:17,544 --> 01:40:19,913
Be with me now or leave me
and forever be my enemy.
1700
01:40:19,913 --> 01:40:22,850
(suspenseful music)
1701
01:40:22,850 --> 01:40:23,951
- I'm sorry, Farrah,
1702
01:40:25,219 --> 01:40:26,954
but I can't rule with you
in hell.
1703
01:40:28,055 --> 01:40:29,223
My place is here.
1704
01:40:30,691 --> 01:40:32,526
With my-
(dramatic music)
1705
01:40:32,526 --> 01:40:35,162
- With what? A band of
losers, know nothings?
1706
01:40:35,162 --> 01:40:38,165
Is that what you want over
loyalty and exaltation?
1707
01:40:38,165 --> 01:40:39,533
Then take your rightful
place as the leader
1708
01:40:39,533 --> 01:40:42,002
of the forever forsaken
ugly fuck-ups.
1709
01:40:43,303 --> 01:40:44,104
- Farrah!
1710
01:40:45,205 --> 01:40:46,540
- Farewell,
Onyx the Fortuitous.
1711
01:40:46,540 --> 01:40:48,442
Until we meet again
in your nightmares.
1712
01:40:49,343 --> 01:40:51,612
(Farrah growls)
1713
01:40:51,612 --> 01:40:54,314
(dramatic music)
1714
01:41:03,190 --> 01:41:06,360
- Ah, you're better off
without her, Fortuitous One.
1715
01:41:07,494 --> 01:41:11,265
- Yeah, I think you're right.
Oh, shit.
1716
01:41:11,265 --> 01:41:15,769
(laughs) Y'all transformed.
That's fucking tight.
1717
01:41:15,769 --> 01:41:19,773
That is fu-, that's,
that's tight (laughs)
1718
01:41:19,773 --> 01:41:21,875
Yeah. And he's dead.
1719
01:41:24,078 --> 01:41:27,381
(liquid squelches)
- [All] Aw. Huh.
1720
01:41:27,381 --> 01:41:30,384
(knocking)
- (laughs) Hello?
1721
01:41:32,052 --> 01:41:34,354
Oh, come on. Oh, you're
so bad.
1722
01:41:35,222 --> 01:41:37,825
- Welcome to Briardale Manor.
1723
01:41:39,726 --> 01:41:41,261
- The fuck?
1724
01:41:41,261 --> 01:41:42,496
(kids laughing)
1725
01:41:42,496 --> 01:41:46,066
- (laughs) Ah, the children.
(laughs)
1726
01:41:49,269 --> 01:41:52,239
This is our room of focus
and meditation.
1727
01:41:52,239 --> 01:41:54,441
Currently our resident
witch is using it to hone
1728
01:41:54,441 --> 01:41:57,144
their newfound insights and
skills.
1729
01:41:59,012 --> 01:41:59,813
- Hey.
1730
01:42:02,249 --> 01:42:03,083
- Hi.
1731
01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:06,620
- This is the study.
1732
01:42:06,620 --> 01:42:10,290
Here, you'll find volumes upon
volumes of satanic writings.
1733
01:42:10,290 --> 01:42:11,925
If you've got a thirst for
knowledge,
1734
01:42:11,925 --> 01:42:15,195
it can be quenched within
these walls.
1735
01:42:17,397 --> 01:42:20,200
(Mr. Duke grunts)
1736
01:42:22,136 --> 01:42:24,738
But here is where we'll take
our lunch.
1737
01:42:24,738 --> 01:42:26,373
A place set for everyone.
1738
01:42:27,674 --> 01:42:31,545
Ah, I'm being summoned.
Excusez moi.
1739
01:42:31,545 --> 01:42:34,148
(bright music)
1740
01:42:36,416 --> 01:42:38,285
(Nancy chuckles)
1741
01:42:38,285 --> 01:42:40,787
(bright music)
1742
01:42:40,787 --> 01:42:42,456
I'd be honored.
1743
01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:55,469
- Oh, Mr. Duke.
1744
01:42:56,236 --> 01:42:58,372
- Wonderful. (laughs)
1745
01:43:04,378 --> 01:43:05,445
(all gasping)
1746
01:43:05,445 --> 01:43:10,450
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1747
01:43:11,084 --> 01:43:13,587
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1748
01:43:13,587 --> 01:43:16,456
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1749
01:43:16,456 --> 01:43:18,158
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1750
01:43:18,158 --> 01:43:20,394
- He's your kid, not mine.
1751
01:43:20,394 --> 01:43:21,328
(all laughing)
1752
01:43:21,328 --> 01:43:23,096
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1753
01:43:24,831 --> 01:43:26,433
- I love dancing!
1754
01:43:26,433 --> 01:43:28,368
Dancing gets you loose!
1755
01:43:40,714 --> 01:43:44,351
- When? When do we get
our revenge?
1756
01:43:45,452 --> 01:43:48,488
- Soon. But we must
have patience.
1757
01:43:48,488 --> 01:43:50,424
We must wait until the
time is right.
1758
01:43:51,692 --> 01:43:55,829
And when it is, we make
his life a living hell.
1759
01:43:57,030 --> 01:43:59,633
Understand?
- Yes, master.
1760
01:43:59,633 --> 01:44:01,602
As you wish, master.
1761
01:44:04,438 --> 01:44:09,443
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1762
01:44:10,077 --> 01:44:12,613
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1763
01:44:12,613 --> 01:44:16,350
♪ I would to anything for love ♪
1764
01:44:16,350 --> 01:44:20,354
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1765
01:44:20,354 --> 01:44:22,222
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1766
01:44:32,699 --> 01:44:35,669
(music continues)
1767
01:44:49,716 --> 01:44:52,653
(music continues)
1768
01:45:07,934 --> 01:45:10,871
(music continues)
1769
01:45:17,744 --> 01:45:22,616
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1770
01:45:22,616 --> 01:45:25,752
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1771
01:45:25,752 --> 01:45:29,556
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
1772
01:45:29,556 --> 01:45:33,360
♪ But I won't do that ♪
1773
01:45:33,360 --> 01:45:35,629
♪ No I won't do that ♪
1774
01:45:38,598 --> 01:45:41,368
(dramatic music)
1775
01:45:45,372 --> 01:45:47,941
(mellow music)
1776
01:45:57,617 --> 01:46:00,954
(mellow music continues)
1777
01:46:08,795 --> 01:46:10,364
- Maybe I'm not Mark who
works at Arby's.
1778
01:46:10,364 --> 01:46:13,333
Maybe I'm Onyx the Fortuitous,
slayer of the bright realm.
1779
01:46:13,333 --> 01:46:14,501
I dunno.
1780
01:46:14,501 --> 01:46:15,936
I do hope his eyes
gaze upon me
1781
01:46:15,936 --> 01:46:18,438
and that my allegiance is
recognized, I dunno.
1782
01:46:18,438 --> 01:46:21,375
Notice me, Senpai, notice me.
1783
01:46:21,375 --> 01:46:24,478
No, I didn't wash my shirt
in between shifts, Masha.
1784
01:46:24,478 --> 01:46:25,879
So what if I smell like
roast beef?
1785
01:46:25,879 --> 01:46:28,215
This whole place smells like
roast beef.
1786
01:46:28,215 --> 01:46:29,683
As I stared into the
darkened void,
1787
01:46:29,683 --> 01:46:31,551
imagining the hordes of
devils soon to spring forth,
1788
01:46:31,551 --> 01:46:33,053
I couldn't help but ponder,
1789
01:46:34,121 --> 01:46:35,489
how deep does that hole go?
1790
01:46:37,891 --> 01:46:39,359
I was sitting on the
orange velvet couch
1791
01:46:39,359 --> 01:46:41,595
watching "Catteries Not
Included" when suddenly
1792
01:46:41,595 --> 01:46:43,864
an arousingly confident
Gadget Hackwrench appeared
1793
01:46:43,864 --> 01:46:45,465
and asked for my help in fixing
1794
01:46:45,465 --> 01:46:47,167
the ever-beleaguered
Screaming Eagle.
1795
01:46:47,167 --> 01:46:49,236
I don't know. I acquiesced.
1796
01:46:49,236 --> 01:46:51,738
And as I handed her the hog
ring pliers, her fuzzy digits
1797
01:46:51,738 --> 01:46:56,376
grazed mine, and in that
moment, truly, I was woke.
1798
01:46:57,811 --> 01:46:59,880
But with one last look of a
warrior's accord, we vaulted,
1799
01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:01,415
vaulted higher than
Meat Loaf's motorcycle
1800
01:47:01,415 --> 01:47:03,884
bursting through the devilish
graveyard's stony sod,
1801
01:47:03,884 --> 01:47:05,719
and just like the Loaf,
we soared.
1802
01:47:05,719 --> 01:47:08,355
And just like the Loaf,
we sang.
1803
01:47:08,355 --> 01:47:09,756
♪ Like a bat outta hell ♪
1804
01:47:09,756 --> 01:47:13,660
♪ I'll be gone when the ♪
morning comes ♪
1805
01:47:13,660 --> 01:47:16,196
♪ When the night is over, ♪
like a bat outta hell ♪
1806
01:47:16,196 --> 01:47:19,800
♪ I'll be gone, gone, gone ♪
1807
01:47:21,735 --> 01:47:24,304
(mellow music)
1808
01:47:33,947 --> 01:47:37,384
(mellow music continues)
1809
01:47:42,255 --> 01:47:44,858
(bright music)
1810
01:47:54,468 --> 01:47:57,871
(bright music continues)
1811
01:48:07,647 --> 01:48:10,350
(intense music)
1812
01:48:20,093 --> 01:48:23,597
(intense music continues)
1813
01:48:33,340 --> 01:48:36,843
(intense music continues)
1814
01:48:47,354 --> 01:48:50,123
(ethereal music)
1815
01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:03,537
(ethereal music continues)
1816
01:49:11,444 --> 01:49:14,981
(ethereal music continues)
1817
01:49:17,784 --> 01:49:20,520
(majestic music)
1818
01:49:30,330 --> 01:49:33,934
(majestic music continues)
1819
01:49:43,843 --> 01:49:47,414
(majestic music continues)
1820
01:49:56,756 --> 01:50:00,360
(majestic music continues)
1821
01:50:14,107 --> 01:50:16,309
(no audio)
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