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This is a story about a boat,
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a boat that washed up on a beach
and changed a lot of lives,
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like for a woman called Janet...
Janet! ..and Samuel.
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My name's Samuel.
Hi...Samuel.
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And him... What you dinky doing,
you?
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..and her...
Pat Tooh with an H.
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..and him... Ben.
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You don't know me...
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..and this one. Le Tailleur.
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And also this guy...
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He's not much of a talker.
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Argh!
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Now, some stories start a long,
long time ago.
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Some stories start
in a deep, dark wood.
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Some stories start in a galaxy
far, far away.
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But this story starts here,
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under a damn pylon, with a severed
head, of all things.
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Shall we begin?
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Let's go back in time
to the small town of Applebury.
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Not the kind of place
people die to go to,
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more the kind where people
go to die.
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It starts one morning,
a Thursday, I think,
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under smokestacks on a lonely
country road.
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A woman with blue in her hair
driving towards a Thursday...
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..unlike any other
Thursday she'd experienced.
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Keith, do you mind?
It's like one of the Seven Dwarfs
had a fucking brain injury.
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I'm five-foot-seven.
Perfectly good height for a man.
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Anyhow, I don't claim to be musical.
That's my brother. Hey!
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He does... Less chat, come on,
we've got quotas here.
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Nigel! Shut it down,
there's a jam!
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Hang on.
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Yeah? Well, tell Maggie to...
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Nah. We'll have to get
someone from maintenance here.
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It's stuck, I can't get it
to work and I can't...
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OK, clear!
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Nige! Argh!
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Worst Thursday ever.
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Please switch off your
engine, so we can board your vessel!
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Merde!
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Bonsoir.
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Do you mind tying that down for us?
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Bit nasty out, eh? I've seen worse.
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Mind if I take a look around?
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May I ask why?
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Take a quick look around,
then I'll be out your minge.
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Mackerel.
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Yeah, a whole lot of mackerel.
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It was a good haul.
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And...not mackerel.
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Come on, then.
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Argh!
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Fucking get up!
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You fucking done? Fucking get up!
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Fucking get up!
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Urgh! Urgh!
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# Anything you can do,
I can do better... #
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Hiya.
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Evening.
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
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# Anything you can be,
I can be greater
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# Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you
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# No, you're not
Yes, I am
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# No, you're not
Yes, I am
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# No, you're not
Yes, I am. Yes, I am!
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# I can shoot a partridge
with a single cartridge
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# I can get a sparrow
with a bow and arrow
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# I can live on
bread and cheese... #
Right...
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# And only on that? Yes.
So can a rat
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# Any note you can reach,
I can go higher
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# I can sing anything
higher than you
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can. Yes, I can.
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# Anything you can say,
I can say faster
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# I can say anything faster than you
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can
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# No, you can't
Yes, I can... #
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You could just buy it, you know,
love? You can buy them?!
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I didn't win it at a fair that
only exists for people who can sell
them on at fairs.
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See, how it works is
I buy the stuffed animals,
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and then in this stall, people come
and they play and they win...
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No, I get that. I were just...
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Doesn't matter.
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I'm out of money anyway.
That were my budget for the week.
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But it's not your problem.
Thanks. Thanks, anyway.
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Tell you what, Annie Oakley.
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You've practically bought it
already, amount you've slapped down.
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Here you go, pet.
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Are you sure?
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Piece of advice.
Don't let it shit on the floor
and definitely don't kiss it,
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or it turns into a
22-stone fuckhead.
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Ta.
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Alan...
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Alan!
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Ribbit, ribbit... No way!
Hiya, love.
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You finally won the beast!
Only took eight years.
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The approximate lifespan
of the West European hedgehog.
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Just don't kiss him, or he turns
into a 20-stone fuckhead. Ah!
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Sorry. How did you do it?
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I am Russian spy.
You know this.
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Ah, right.
My hand, it become rocket launcher,
I shoot the cans at a local fair
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and job done, as they say.
Shush, don't tell anybody.
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You silly woman.
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New hand looks good.
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No, it doesn't.
But thanks, anyway.
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You all right? Yeah. I'll be fine,
they'll see me right.
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Janet, Janet...
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Dearie me.
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Bit of a coincidence seeing
you here, isn't it?
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No, I was out with a friend
actually. So... Yeah.
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Where is she, then?
She's, erm...
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Oh, yes, she's over there.
She's on one of the...
She's on the slide.
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No... Oh, no, she's not.
Maybe she... Hot-dogs. Candyfloss,
or something like that...
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She loves candyfloss.
You can't keep doing this.
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I don't want to get into
restraining orders, but...
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This is not your life now.
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Maybe you'd be happier
if you let Jesus into your world.
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Like I did.
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Let's go.
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We're praying for you, Jenny.
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It's Janet. You know it's Janet...
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She knew full well it was Janet.
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She was just fucking with her.
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Sorry.
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Would you like your fortune read,
darling?
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I think it's best I don't.
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They say fortune favours the brave.
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But sometimes, even the bravest
souls get left behind.
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That's the thing about life, see?
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Some frogs never do get kissed.
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Some fairy tales never
get their ending.
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But sometimes,
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they find another way.
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Drop it.
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Good boy.
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Come here. Come here!
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Jump. That's nice.
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Come here. Come on, then. Good boy.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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Don't normally see anyone
else this time.
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I don't sleep well.
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Me neither.
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Wow! Quick, yours.
Ah, no, he's not mine.
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The neighbour lets me take him out.
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You're not from round here?
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What gave it away?
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Oh, you know...
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Everything.
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Yeah. Just moved up from London.
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We're "one of those".
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Tired of the rat race, were it?
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Yeah. Something like that.
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Tom!
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Tom! Where are you?
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Tom?
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OK. Major Tom?
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Major Tom!
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I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.
We seem to have misplaced our cat.
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When Major Tom returns, would you
please give us a call? Thank you.
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You're leaving me your cat?
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Thank you.
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And the sea air of course,
good for the soul, they say.
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Well, your new home has been
officially recognised as the
country's hairiest arsehole.
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Makes Peterborough
look like...Portugal.
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I think it's people make places.
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Then we're really fucked.
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Sorry.
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What the hell...? Bette, come here.
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What is it? What is it, girl?
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What is...?
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Jesus Christ!
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Oh, God!
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Call the police. My phone's out.
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Right. Just fucking... Come on.
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You got to look at this. What?
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Fucking hell! Yeah.
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What are you waiting for?
There's two dead people here.
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The street value's got to
run into tens of millions...
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So what? Let's just, erm...
Let's just give this a minute.
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Let's just think...
There's nowt to think about.
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Jesus! Give me your
fucking phone! Just, erm...
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Sometimes... Sometimes, the world...
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The world throws you a bone.
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But you don't always see it. You
don't always recognise it, but...
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This, what's happening right now,
this is the world
throwing us a bone.
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You want to fucking take it?
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I don't know.
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Are you mad?
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My name's Samuel. What's your name?
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What? Look, this situation's fucked
up enough as it is without
us being total strangers.
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My name's Samuel.
What's yours, please?
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It's Janet.
OK. Janet. OK.
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Hi, Janet.
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Hi, Samuel.
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Erm...
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Listen... Listen, Janet, erm,
back in London, I was a lawyer.
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And I, think I might...
I know this is fucking insane,
it's insane, I know, but...
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I think I know someone who'd give
us a lot of money for this.
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I just came here to walk
the bloody dog. So did I!
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But then the world... Threw us a
bone, yeah. Only it's not a bone.
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It's a load of cocaine,
the size of a fucking Nissan!
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I've gambled away my
entire life savings.
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I sold my house,
which is why we moved here.
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Camilla, my wife, has no idea.
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I don't know what your story is...
No, you don't. Right.
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But you are telling me
you can't use a few million quid?
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It is not that simple.
But it could be.
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Sometimes, you know, the best thing
to do is to look out for yourself.
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Cos God knows life kicks
you in the bollocks often enough,
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and when you get a chance you need
to take it, grab it with
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both hands, because there's nothing
worse than living with regret...
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Where would we keep it?
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We should go.
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Oh, shit! What?
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I gotta clean my dog.
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We missed our date last night.
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But I'd already paid the deposit,
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so I had a whole beef Wellington
to myself.
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And I ate it all,
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the whole soddin' Wellington.
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So are you going to give me
a call back, or what?
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Just a text or anything, just to
let me know that you're all right.
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Just call me, all right, love?
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Turns out the policeman's boyfriend
was also a policeman.
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And while he was
calling his dead lover,
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Samuel was washing
his Pomeranian in the sea.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Where the fuck were you?
What took you so long?
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There was a woman...on the beach.
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She saw me.
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What? Christ...
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Well, she didn't see my face.
Come on, just fucking drive.
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Hmm.
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999, what's your emergency?
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Yes, there's a Code 4
down at Applebury beach.
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A boat on the shore.
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No need for sirens,
just the meat wagon.
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Your name, please?
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Pat Tooh, with an H.
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Right, are you able to wait a while,
while we send an ambulance?
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I used to be a paramedic, love.
Trust me, they're extremely dead.
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They're on their way.
Ah, lovely.
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Yes?
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What is it?
249
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Sh!
250
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,440
Sh, sh, sh, sh!
251
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,120
Ah, hold on, hold on.
252
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:38,240
Say that again.
253
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,720
You are talking about my shipment?
254
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,159
But this is a joke.
255
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,680
Tell me it's a joke.
256
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,720
This is how.
257
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,479
Where are we even going?
258
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:21,199
I think we should drop
the dogs off first.
259
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,639
Then I passed a storage
unit on my way in.
260
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,559
Storage? Right. You've got all the
answers, haven't you,
261
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,919
Mr Storage Face?
262
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,159
Sorry, you got a charger?
263
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,039
Just my phone's...
264
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:34,319
My wife's, it's in there.
265
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,119
That'll do it.
266
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,919
Oh, I don't understand what just
happened.
267
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,559
I feel like my heart's beating
right outside my chest.
268
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,960
Maybe that's because it is.
269
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,920
Shit.
270
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,879
OK.
271
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,439
OK, just...
272
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,119
Just stay calm. I am.
273
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,760
I'm talking to myself.
Oh.
274
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,959
Come on, come on, come on.
275
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,640
Keep calm, remember?
276
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,200
Oh, no. What?
277
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:15,839
What shall I do?
278
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,520
Don't do anything. Just wait and...
Huh...
279
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,440
OK.
280
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:38,639
I'll get out of the way,
nice...and slow.
281
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,079
What the fuck are you doing?
What do you mean, what am I doing?
282
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:42,799
It's a one-way street!
What? Oh, shit.
283
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,439
What is wrong with you?
284
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,399
I wasn't thinking. Well, start.
Pull over!
285
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,559
What? What if we just hit the pedal
and we don't look back?
286
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:52,279
We're not Thelma and Louise, you
daft bastard. We're in Applebury.
287
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,640
Stop the fucking car.
288
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,759
Stay calm.
Yes, yes, I know.
289
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,999
I'm talking to MYSELF now.
290
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,559
Hi, officer. So, look, I'm new here,
291
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,999
and I, erm, was meant to take
a different turning
292
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,479
and I ended up going down
this one-way street.
293
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,519
You know you're
going down a one-way street?
294
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,799
Yes, and I'm so sorry. Erm...
295
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,039
You can't do that.
No, er...
296
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:44,079
What if a car was coming towards
you? Or a bicycle?
297
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,399
Neither would be good.
Or a van.
298
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,559
Absolutely. A mobility scooter.
299
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,639
Right...
A kid on a skateboard.
300
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:52,199
Or those shoes with wheels on.
301
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,239
Can you imagine how that could
have ended up?
302
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,760
Terrible. Be dead.
303
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,959
Hiya.
You all right?
304
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,319
So, I really am very sorry.
305
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,679
And I'm sorry to be wasting
police time.
306
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,159
It's important,
the job you guys do.
307
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,119
My friend and I, we were just out
walking our dogs together.
308
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,840
Dog buddies!
309
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:14,919
Yes, dog friends, and we got talking
and, er, the turning...
310
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,400
All right.
311
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,239
Tell me something, sir. Yes.
312
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,840
In the back of your car there...
313
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,200
..is that a whippet?
314
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,999
Yes, yes.
Yeah, he's called Rambo. Rambo.
315
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,839
My mummy used to have a whippet.
316
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,839
Beautiful creatures, aren't they?
Yeah.
317
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,199
Odd little bodies, though.
You can see their ribs.
318
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,320
- Yeah, you can.
- Ben, come on.
319
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,999
Look, all right, no harm done,
all right?
320
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,199
But please be more careful
next time. Yes, will do.
321
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:57,119
Yeah, of course. Thanks.
See you later. Right.
322
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:58,840
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
323
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,280
Dog buddies?
324
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,360
I panicked.
325
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,719
And that's just ten of the great
uses for safety pins.
326
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,839
Harold's Life Hacks -
hit the subscribe button below.
327
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,919
Hey. We need storage.
328
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,000
Oh, and, er, these.
329
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,359
Right, we've got a padlock each,
330
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,600
so it needs both of us
if we want to get into it.
331
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,159
Don't you trust me?
332
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,920
You said you were a lawyer,
didn't you?
333
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,199
You can just ask me, you know.
334
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,399
Ask you what?
My hand. You keep staring at it
335
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,479
like it's a pair of tits.
No, I don't! You do.
336
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:04,799
It were a work accident -
337
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:08,079
hand versus industrial
metal-pressing machine.
338
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,560
Guess who lost.
339
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,119
Good lawyer could get you
six figures.
340
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,559
Oh, my God!
I never thought of that!
341
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,639
No, me, erm...
342
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,439
My manager, he, er, he gave me
some whisky after it happened.
343
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:23,159
Don't tell the bods
upstairs that you saw this.
344
00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,680
It'll just take the edge off it.
345
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,279
I downed the lot,
346
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,839
on account of the extreme fucking
agony I were experiencing.
347
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,799
He later claimed that
I were drinking on the job,
348
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,840
so, no pay-out...for me.
349
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,519
You can ask me anything, you know.
350
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:46,479
I'm all right, actually.
351
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,399
Sorry, got to take this.
352
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,680
Hello, Samuel speaking.
353
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:52,839
You're joking.
354
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,239
OK. No, thanks. It's great.
I, erm...
355
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,439
Can I call you back?
It's not a good time.
356
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:58,640
Thank you.
357
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:02,839
Who were that?
It's my cat, Major Tom.
358
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,119
Your what?
359
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,839
No, my cat's not calling me,
obviously.
360
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,039
It's, er, my estate agent.
361
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,279
When we moved out of the house
in London,
362
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,119
the cat went AWOL,
and it seems he's back.
363
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,800
You moved house
and you left your cat behind?
364
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:19,520
What the fuck am I doing?
365
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,119
What now?
366
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,799
I don't know.
367
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,120
What are you supposed to do
after something like this?
368
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,759
I thought you could use this.
369
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,959
Soy, right?
Oh, Colin, you're the best!
370
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:07,280
It's all right.
I was passing anyway.
371
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,880
I'd better be getting on.
Yeah.
372
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,839
Why don't you just ask her out?
373
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,639
I've, er,
actually written her a note.
374
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,399
Great.
Just what every grown woman wants.
375
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,999
Follow it up by pulling her pigtails
and telling her she smells
376
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,439
and you're golden.
377
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:31,439
Love might have been in the air
for Colin,
378
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,999
but, for Arthur Lake,
379
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,159
it was quite the opposite.
380
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:39,199
As he sat there lost
in a haze of pain and sadness,
381
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,239
the last thing
he needed to hear was the words...
382
00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:45,040
You all right, buddy?
383
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,440
Buddy?
384
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,559
Who are you?
Ben.
385
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,799
You don't know me. Or my name.
Clearly.
386
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,999
I just wanted to say how sorry
I was about what happened
387
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,559
to your life-partner.
388
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,079
I really am sorry, buddy.
389
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,879
It's all right
if I call you buddy, isn't it?
390
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,119
He seemed nice.
391
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,360
I'm not that way inclined, you know,
but if I were, I'd be interested.
392
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:15,159
He probably wouldn't be
interested in me anyway, would he?
393
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,639
I wonder who would.
394
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,679
Ian, maybe.
395
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,120
Do you know Ian?
396
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,120
Arthur... Come on.
397
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:31,639
How are you doing?
398
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,319
As you'd expect.
399
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,559
I know you'd rather be anywhere
but here right now,
400
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:37,119
only something's come up.
401
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,639
How do you mean?
402
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,319
Mark took a unit boat
out onto the water,
403
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,199
but the case number
he assigned to it...
404
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,440
It doesn't exist.
405
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,319
Sorry, I don't...
Erm...
406
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,559
What are you asking me?
407
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,959
He takes a police vessel out into
the ocean - at night, on his own.
408
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,439
Next thing we know, we find him
in that fishing boat
409
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,679
with an as yet unidentified body.
410
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,640
Are you saying he was on the take?
411
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,119
Because if you are, sir,
that's some fucking bollocks.
412
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,719
Not here, lad. In my office.
I'm fine where I am, thanks.
413
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:10,039
We're just trying to piece things
together, that's all.
414
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,919
I fucking loved him!
415
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,239
So don't you dare stand there
and make out like
416
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:16,039
him being killed
was somehow his fault!
417
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:17,239
Mark was a good officer.
418
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,359
The whole force has
suffered a loss today.
419
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,199
Nice eulogy.
420
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,400
You going to bury his reputation
alongside his fucking corpse?
421
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,879
Nice and easy.
422
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,559
Good boy.
423
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,479
I'm not doing rock, paper, scissors.
424
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,679
Why?
425
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:57,999
Cos it's stupid.
426
00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,840
And we've got pubes now, that's why.
427
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,200
Well, how about
foot, cockroach, nuclear bomb?
428
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,599
What the fuck is that?
429
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,519
Well, it's basically
rock, paper, scissors.
430
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,399
Oh, for fuck's sake.
No, I'm not doing it.
431
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,000
All right, Ron, answer me this.
432
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,280
How many times did you
fail your driving test?
433
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,079
Twice.
434
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,399
Three times.
435
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,039
Fucked up the three-point turn.
436
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,359
Well, there you go.
437
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,199
You're driving this time.
438
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:28,679
Oh, and do me a favour,
439
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:30,919
have a little think about
what we're going to eat later.
440
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,720
This place I drew
the map on looks lovely.
441
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,279
20% voucher off and all, eh?
442
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:40,240
You know it makes sense.
443
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,480
Right, let's do it.
444
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,440
Hmm...
445
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,640
Please, no...
446
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,560
Please... Plea-...
447
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:43,880
Get down, get down...
448
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,959
Read it when this is done,
would you? Sh.
449
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,760
No, no.
450
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,960
Stand up.
451
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,559
Where's the evidence locker?
452
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:05,000
It says it should fucking be here,
now where is it?
453
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,080
I think it's the wrong way round.
454
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,799
Ah...
455
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:27,199
Cheers.
456
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,520
Wrong fucking floor. Basement.
457
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,960
No, no, no.
458
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:29,880
It's not here.
459
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,480
It's fucking not here.
460
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,999
It were just a friend.
461
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,879
Oh! Get two-for-one with a fax
machine there, did you?
462
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,080
No.
463
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,199
It's so I don't have a
24-hour casino in my pocket.
464
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:45,640
Ah, sorry.
465
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,680
Ah, OK...
466
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:56,999
Why are you looking at me like that?
467
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,839
Because I am wondering why you
agreed to do something like this.
468
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,400
Cos you're so persuasive.
469
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,640
Let me tell you something.
470
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,720
You know my secrets...
471
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,559
..all of them. Fucking hell.
472
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,360
You're the only person
in the world who does.
473
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,000
I reckon this is a safe space.
474
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,920
OK.
475
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,839
That weren't me friend
that texted earlier.
476
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,399
It were me ex, Peter.
477
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:31,959
Cos I accidentally, on purpose -
478
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:33,959
- very on-purpose -
bumped into our boy
479
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,519
the other day and he mentioned
a restraining order again.
480
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,479
A restraining order?
That's your son, isn't it?
481
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,919
He's not, actually.
I mean, he is.
482
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,879
He were just a baby
when I met his dad.
483
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,119
His mum had buggered off
and then suddenly there I were.
484
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,359
Not a bloody clue
what I were doing.
485
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,480
And I bloody loved it, every minute.
486
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,919
Anyway, Peter, he met
a younger model
487
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,239
who were hard for Jesus,
so that were that.
488
00:49:57,240 --> 00:49:59,919
So, now I can't see him anymore.
489
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,360
So, from being a mum to being...
490
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,879
..numb, I suppose.
491
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,720
Yeah, like I never fucking existed.
492
00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:13,200
That's shit. Sorry.
493
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,040
Oh, fucking hell.
494
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,280
Can I... Can I show you something?
495
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,079
So, this is...yours?
496
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:36,279
It's the last painting I sold.
497
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,279
It's beautiful.
498
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,119
Yeah, at least I kept the hand
I paint with.
499
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:41,799
No, I mean it.
500
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:43,679
You have real talent.
501
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:45,240
Shades of Demuth...
502
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,999
Charles Demuth.
503
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:51,319
OK...
504
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,439
Attention,
all shoppers,
505
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:57,559
Tinley Shopping Centre will close
today at 4pm due to an incident...
506
00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:00,639
Yep. Years of effort
and if you're lucky,
507
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,920
maybe you get a spot
in the Tinley Centre.
508
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,119
Why'd you bring me here?
509
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:12,519
Sometimes I come here and I pretend
like I'm in some art gallery
510
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,679
and it's like I'm in some
alternate reality
511
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,600
where I'm not the unluckiest
person in the world.
512
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:23,759
So why did...?
513
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,559
You asked me
514
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,600
why I agreed to do this, right?
Mm-hm.
515
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:31,879
Cos everything I thought I had -
516
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,559
my future, me... Me fucking fingers,
517
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,279
and me boy -
518
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,199
it's all nothing.
519
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,759
And I am... I am done with nothing.
520
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,040
And you need to know that.
521
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,520
Do not fuck me over on this.
522
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,479
Do not fuck me over on this, please.
523
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:57,999
You OK, love?
524
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,719
He hasn't told you anything,
has he?
525
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:01,319
Who? Oh, your dad?
526
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,199
No, no, apart from
where I can stick it. Why?
527
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,880
It's just, it feels like there's
something going on.
528
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:10,759
Like, afoot, you might even say.
529
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:15,519
Dad and Suzie, they keep going quiet
whenever I come into a room like...
530
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,200
Got to go. He's coming back.
531
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,839
Alan. Alan?
532
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,960
Fuck's sake.
533
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,919
Well, we should probably, er,
call it a night
534
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,919
before your cat takes out
a second mortgage.
535
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,800
Yes, yes, yes.
536
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,520
The family will be wondering
where I got to.
537
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,079
So, erm, all right.
538
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:44,479
Well, then, erm, yeah.
539
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,399
I'll... I'll...
540
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,720
I'll be in touch.
Oh...
541
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,119
Right,
leave it to the one with one hand.
542
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,559
Actually, I can't just go and
pretend it's been a normal day.
543
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,999
I'm going to go and drink some more.
544
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,080
So, despite what you said,
you are welcome to come and join me.
545
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,040
Let's leave Janet
and Samuel doing karaoke...
546
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,639
..and go find Arthur running
547
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,879
away from grief
548
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,040
and towards a whole new
set of problems.
549
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,239
Look, whatever you're selling,
piss off, all right?
550
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:33,199
I'm not selling anything, Mr Lake.
551
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:34,880
How are you?
552
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,159
Who's this?
553
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:38,999
Le Tailleur.
554
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,839
The Tailor, like you would say.
555
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,919
But, like most things,
it sounds better in French.
556
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,840
We haven't met, but you have
something of mine, I think.
557
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,999
I don't know what you're
talking about.
558
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,039
The boat was found, and two bodies -
559
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:55,679
my associate, your partner,
560
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,799
and the boat's cargo is gone.
561
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,039
My people checked the police
evidence room.
562
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:01,639
I've done my work, you see.
563
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,239
You were working together
to steal from me.
564
00:54:04,240 --> 00:54:06,119
Mate, I don't know who the fuck
you are
565
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:08,999
or what the fuck you are talking
about, all right?
566
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,799
Don't. Please.
567
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,439
Another shipment of mine was taken
six weeks ago.
568
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,079
Two men in police uniform.
569
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,559
Now, one, I can shrug it off -
570
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,119
bad luck, the cost of
doing business -
571
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,160
but two...?
Get fucked.
572
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:29,479
I believe appearances
are very important,
573
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,879
no matter what your business.
574
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:36,719
Perception is no mere superficial
concern, it is everything.
575
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:39,359
And the perception
of my organisation,
576
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,759
to lose two shipments...
577
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,399
You see my problem?
578
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,760
Seems to me you've got another
problem, pal.
579
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,320
You've got to find me first.
580
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,159
# Ground Control to Major Tom... #
581
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,959
He claimed not to know anything.
582
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:04,040
So, I have a journey to make.
583
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,079
No, no, I'm looking forward to it.
584
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:11,039
It's good to get out of the house
once in a while.
585
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,199
The thing about stories is,
586
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,959
it's they can take you anywhere.
587
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:20,240
To well-paid mass murderers in
search of 20% discounts...
588
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,919
..to the places that we
thought were gone
589
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,520
and maybe lost forever.
590
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:33,360
Fairy tales about frogs being
kissed that needed an ending...
591
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,719
..to a boy playing an instrument
592
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:41,760
thinking about the mother
he wishes could be his mother.
593
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:50,279
# This is Ground Control
to Major Tom
594
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:54,080
# You've really made the grade
595
00:55:55,360 --> 00:56:00,560
# And the papers want to know
whose shirts you wear
596
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:08,079
# Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare... #
597
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,119
I will find the money
and hang them from the sky.
598
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,320
When I'm done...
599
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,080
..there will be nothing left.
600
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,519
Yes, stories can take us anywhere,
601
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,959
sometimes even back
to the beginning,
602
00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,000
or the end,
depending on how you look at it.
603
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,919
I'll give you a fiver to touch it.
604
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,399
You reckon we should tell someone?
605
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,200
Oi!
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