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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,640 --> 00:00:20,139 You have such a beautiful home. 2 00:00:20,140 --> 00:00:21,979 - Very! - It is so bright and airy. 3 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,349 Thank you. 4 00:00:23,350 --> 00:00:25,439 - So impressive. - Are these real? 5 00:00:25,440 --> 00:00:26,899 Excuse me? 6 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,979 So beautiful. Gorgeous! 7 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:30,779 Just like your Kamran. 8 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,820 He is the perfect match for our Nousha. 9 00:00:36,610 --> 00:00:37,950 Where is that cake? 10 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,540 Nousha? 11 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:46,330 Coming! 12 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:59,219 - Babe? - Yeah. 13 00:00:59,220 --> 00:01:01,389 - Hurry up. My mom's waiting. - Yeah. 14 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:03,139 - Where are your shoes? - Right here. 15 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:04,389 Okay, don't forget to light the candles. 16 00:01:04,390 --> 00:01:05,519 - Oh, yeah. - Okay? 17 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:06,520 Yeah, I got you. 18 00:01:06,521 --> 00:01:07,650 - All right. - Yeah. 19 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:23,200 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 20 00:01:24,290 --> 00:01:29,829 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 21 00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:32,839 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 22 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:35,920 ♪ Future mother-in-law ♪ 23 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:41,679 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 24 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,520 ♪ To you ♪ 25 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,529 - Noushi. - Nousha. 26 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:56,030 - Nousha. - Nousha. 27 00:01:57,030 --> 00:01:58,280 We need to talk. 28 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,370 Yeah. 29 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,739 Uh, we... 30 00:02:04,740 --> 00:02:08,119 I mean I think that... 31 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:12,379 You may not be the best fit for our Kamran, okay? 32 00:02:12,380 --> 00:02:15,550 - Oh. - Are you breaking up with me? 33 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:20,179 Is your mother breaking up with me? 34 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:23,509 We want the ring back. 35 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:24,969 Ohh... 36 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,269 Give it back. 37 00:02:26,270 --> 00:02:28,559 Give it back. 38 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,020 ♪♪ 39 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:36,729 These people are fake. 40 00:02:36,730 --> 00:02:37,859 I love you. 41 00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:40,029 You are killing me. 42 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:42,619 She is freak. 43 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:43,910 Such a freak. 44 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,370 Come along. 45 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:50,369 ♪ I've got a feelin' ♪ 46 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:53,499 ♪ You've got an attitude ♪ 47 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:58,259 ♪ Aren't we just two fucking peas in a pod ♪ 48 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:00,799 ♪ Do what you gotta do ♪ 49 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,599 ♪ Say what you wanna say ♪ 50 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:08,979 ♪ What do you care if I remember your name anyway ♪ 51 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:15,399 ♪ Oh, I can't see it any other way ♪ 52 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,149 ♪ Under the skin ♪ 53 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:19,609 ♪ You don't wanna listen ♪ 54 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:22,529 ♪ I had to take over ♪ 55 00:03:22,530 --> 00:03:26,159 ♪ Whoa, over ♪ 56 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:28,909 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 57 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:31,289 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 58 00:03:31,290 --> 00:03:34,289 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 59 00:03:34,290 --> 00:03:35,959 Come on, come on. Do you feel that burn? 60 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,049 Four, three... 61 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,009 Spooky girl in the back, 62 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:40,629 why you goin' so slow? 63 00:03:40,630 --> 00:03:43,380 This isn't a yoga class. Move those legs! 64 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,759 ♪ We should get married ♪ 65 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,639 ♪ You need to take some time ♪ 66 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:52,059 ♪ Think it over ♪ 67 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,849 ♪ Whoa, over ♪ 68 00:03:54,850 --> 00:03:57,359 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 69 00:03:57,360 --> 00:04:00,359 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 70 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,320 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 71 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,909 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 72 00:04:07,910 --> 00:04:11,330 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 73 00:04:16,210 --> 00:04:18,380 Who loves Mommy? Does Lulu love Mommy? 74 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,509 What'd you say? 75 00:04:21,510 --> 00:04:23,799 Did you just say Dartmouth? 76 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,259 She's a genius. 77 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,890 I can already tell by her speech pattern. 78 00:04:28,970 --> 00:04:31,469 Personally, I'm relieved that it's all over. 79 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:33,689 How did I let it get that far? Did I even love him? 80 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:34,729 No. 81 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:36,229 You sabotaged the entire thing. 82 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:37,859 You were dickmatized. 83 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:39,689 Explain yourself. Come here. 84 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:41,189 You were in love with his dick. 85 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:43,529 You only talked about how great the sex was. 86 00:04:43,530 --> 00:04:45,069 You never talked about anything 87 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:46,779 that you actually liked about him 88 00:04:46,780 --> 00:04:49,869 or anything that you guys had in common. 89 00:04:49,870 --> 00:04:51,949 Why did you guys not tell me sooner? 90 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:54,999 Oh, God. We didn't wanna interrupt your dickathalon. 91 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,579 Plus, Missy beloved him, 92 00:04:56,580 --> 00:04:58,709 and you don't like to disappoint Missy. 93 00:04:58,710 --> 00:05:01,089 I mean, nobody does. 94 00:05:01,090 --> 00:05:02,169 She convinced me I was straight once. 95 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:03,719 Remember Michael? 96 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,220 Oh, my God. I was doing him for my mom. 97 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:12,139 And you liked it. 98 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:14,559 It's my fault. 99 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:17,019 Actually, it's your father's fault. 100 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,559 He let you be too American. 101 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,690 But it's not too late. We can fix this. 102 00:05:27,530 --> 00:05:30,239 - Hello. - Oh, Ziba. 103 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:33,369 - Hi, how are you? - Hello, my dear! 104 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:35,539 Kiss, kiss. How are you? 105 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:36,619 Nousha, come. 106 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:38,789 Hi, Aunt Sousa. 107 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:41,709 Nousha, what happened to that rock on your finger? 108 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:43,709 They weren't good enough. 109 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,549 I heard they were filing for bankruptcy. 110 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:47,259 Mom! 111 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:48,969 He was impotent. 112 00:05:48,970 --> 00:05:50,679 That's not true. It didn't work out. 113 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,099 Oh, don't worry, Aziza. 114 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,639 Don't worry. I have a son. 115 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:56,479 30 years old, and he likes older women. 116 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,269 I wanna show the picture. Look at that. 117 00:05:58,270 --> 00:05:59,349 Look at the picture. 118 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:01,149 Here, here, look at that. 119 00:06:01,150 --> 00:06:04,280 More, more. He has the best style. 120 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,450 Look at that one. Look at this one. 121 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,579 - Wow. - He's just like his father 122 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,580 in that department. 123 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:18,539 Look at that. I love him so much. 124 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,330 Look at that boy. 125 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,969 - Hi. - Hi. 126 00:06:29,970 --> 00:06:32,639 Are you okay? 127 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,470 So sorry, Noush. 128 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:38,390 - Hi. - You okay? 129 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:42,519 Nousha, are you coming to the rally tomorrow night? 130 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:43,520 Yas. 131 00:06:43,521 --> 00:06:45,109 - Yas? - Yes. 132 00:06:45,110 --> 00:06:47,529 We need at least 100 people there to get some press. 133 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:49,489 Babe, I'll be there. 134 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:50,609 You better be. 135 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,319 - Yeah. - Hang in there, girl. 136 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:53,989 Lynne, does everybody know my business? 137 00:06:53,990 --> 00:06:56,079 Yeah. RJ, are you coming to the rally tomorrow? 138 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,869 - Yeah. - Okay, good. 139 00:06:57,870 --> 00:06:59,499 You shared it on all of our social media platforms, right? 140 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,919 It's been on Facebook, 141 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,789 and everybody has said they were coming. 142 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,709 - There's like 100 people. - I'll believe it when I see it. 143 00:07:04,710 --> 00:07:05,959 Everyone's a Facebook activist. 144 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,129 When it comes to actually showing up, 145 00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:08,839 they'd rather go to happy hour. 146 00:07:08,840 --> 00:07:11,009 Happy hour is more fun than protesting sexual assault. 147 00:07:11,010 --> 00:07:13,429 - Shut up, RJ. - Okay, okay, enough, enough. 148 00:07:13,430 --> 00:07:16,559 Did you get all the declarations for the Jones' case? 149 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:17,969 Thank you. 150 00:07:17,970 --> 00:07:18,979 I need your draft of the memo. 151 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,689 I'm 100% on it. 152 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:22,649 It's just that part of the research was unclear, 153 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:23,979 so I had to verify with co-counsel 154 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:25,569 and they're really slow to respond. 155 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,529 I don't care. Just figure it out today. 156 00:07:28,530 --> 00:07:30,989 Actually, I was able to get clarification. 157 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:32,529 - I finished the draft. - Great. 158 00:07:32,530 --> 00:07:35,489 I figured you had so much on your plate. 159 00:07:35,490 --> 00:07:37,539 I don't need you to do my job. I was on it. 160 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:39,289 I heard you got dumped. 161 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:41,119 - Out of my office. - Please show up for the rally. 162 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,209 - Do not leave me hanging. - We're coming to your rally. 163 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:47,549 And just so you know, I'm available. 164 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,459 - No. - You sure? 165 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:52,469 I'll make sure you get a gold medal at this... 166 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:53,759 dickathalon. 167 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:55,219 Lynne? 168 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:56,889 What's up, sweetie? 169 00:07:56,890 --> 00:07:58,719 Did you tell everybody my business? 170 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,729 I definitely did. See you at the rally. 171 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,270 I'm sorry, are you all still in my office? 172 00:08:05,190 --> 00:08:07,570 I will think about it. 173 00:08:14,780 --> 00:08:17,279 I can't sleep until you get married. 174 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:19,160 I can probably get you some Ambien. 175 00:08:20,830 --> 00:08:22,539 I don't think you tried hard enough. 176 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:24,709 What if I didn't really like him, Mom? 177 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,169 You should try again. 178 00:08:26,170 --> 00:08:28,339 You're running out of time, you know? 179 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:30,049 Leave her alone. 180 00:08:30,050 --> 00:08:32,009 She's a lesbian. 181 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:34,589 Maybe you should stop hanging out with those girls. 182 00:08:34,590 --> 00:08:37,389 Mom, get off my case, okay? 183 00:08:37,390 --> 00:08:39,219 I need some time to find myself. 184 00:08:39,220 --> 00:08:41,059 Oh, find yourself. 185 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:42,679 What do you mean, find yourself? 186 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,849 There you are, I found you. Now find a husband. 187 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:50,069 How has marriage even survived as an institution? 188 00:08:50,070 --> 00:08:53,689 Our values have totally shifted. 189 00:08:53,690 --> 00:08:56,449 There's been radical social upheaval, 190 00:08:56,450 --> 00:09:00,119 gender equality, female empowerment. 191 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,619 I have arranged for you to go out 192 00:09:01,620 --> 00:09:03,449 with Dr. Asad's son tomorrow. 193 00:09:03,450 --> 00:09:05,959 - I can't tomorrow. - He has a PhD. 194 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:07,709 It's Lynne's protest tomorrow, Mom. I can't. 195 00:09:07,710 --> 00:09:10,959 You go to protests all the time. 196 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,009 What's wrong with you? 197 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,010 Are you a communist? 198 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,219 All lesbians are communists. 199 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:17,969 Careful. 200 00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:19,259 Aren't they? 201 00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,469 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 202 00:09:21,470 --> 00:09:22,889 Patriarchy has got to go! 203 00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:25,059 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 204 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:26,639 Patriarchy has got to go! 205 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,689 I can't believe this turnout. I knew it. 206 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:30,649 I thought people cared more than this. 207 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:32,069 Everybody's at happy hour. 208 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,609 Here, just maybe this'll liven things up. 209 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:35,489 Hold this. I hold every... 210 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:37,609 - Oh, ho! - Yeah. 211 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,699 Way to challenge the male gays. 212 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,029 While I beat around that bush. 213 00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,539 That is huge. 214 00:09:43,540 --> 00:09:45,909 Hey, hey, ho, ho! Patriarchy has got to go! 215 00:09:45,910 --> 00:09:47,329 Oh, my God, it's the Menstruals. 216 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:48,919 - Who are they? - This old male feminist group. 217 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:50,289 I read about them on Buzzfeed. 218 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,249 They like show up and protest. 219 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,839 They're performance artists, just doin' stuff like that. 220 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,969 Hi, guys. Mind if we join? 221 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,549 We would love that. How did you hear about this? 222 00:09:58,550 --> 00:09:59,799 Are you kidding? We're all huge followers 223 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,469 of Pussies Against Patriarchy. 224 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,470 That's my page. 225 00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:03,679 Oh, cool. 226 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:05,219 Hi, I'm Alex. 227 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:06,849 - I'm Lynne. - I'm Tessa. 228 00:10:06,850 --> 00:10:08,229 I'm Nousha. 229 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:10,940 Hi, Nousha. I love your penis. 230 00:10:12,940 --> 00:10:14,359 Thanks. Let's do this! 231 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:15,609 All right. 232 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:17,489 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 233 00:10:17,490 --> 00:10:19,199 Patriarchy has got to go! 234 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,029 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 235 00:10:21,030 --> 00:10:22,699 Patriarchy has got to go! 236 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:24,829 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 237 00:10:24,830 --> 00:10:26,079 Patriarchy has got to go! 238 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,290 Hey, hey! 239 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:31,499 Patriarchy has got to go! 240 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,539 Hey, hey, ho, ho! 241 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:34,669 Patriarchy has got to go! 242 00:10:34,670 --> 00:10:36,339 Hey, Nousha, wait up. 243 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:37,839 Hey, do you wanna come with us 244 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,719 to the anti-oligarchy rally downtown? 245 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,179 It'll be fun. 246 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,179 I can't, but thank you for the invite. 247 00:10:43,180 --> 00:10:46,020 Okay, I got a great shot of you and your penis saved. 248 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:48,679 I could send it to you. 249 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,900 Yeah, sure. Here's my card. 250 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:54,319 There you go. 251 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,609 Oh, card. That's really '90s. 252 00:10:56,610 --> 00:10:59,990 Great, yeah. Hit me up. Cool. 253 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,819 Okay, well, have fun. 254 00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:04,869 - See ya. - Okay. 255 00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:06,370 Bye. 256 00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,600 She's here. 257 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:33,479 Oh, hi, Nousha. Look who came by for a visit. 258 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,859 - Hello. - Hi. 259 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,319 Hi. 260 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,400 Why don't you get some tea for our guests? 261 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,450 She's so cute. 262 00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,009 Mom, can you come in here, please? 263 00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,839 Excuse me. 264 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,010 Of course. 265 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,720 What? 266 00:12:11,770 --> 00:12:13,439 Tell 'em to leave. 267 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:17,189 Oh, my God. 268 00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,400 You're killing me. 269 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:29,449 Unfortunately, she's not feeling well. 270 00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:31,160 So sorry. 271 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,469 Oh, hey there, Ms. Smiley. 272 00:12:48,470 --> 00:12:49,599 That guy just texted me. 273 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,769 - Who? - The guy. 274 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:54,389 Oh, yeah, I saw your little moment with Menstrual white boy. 275 00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:55,689 - Did you text him back? - No. 276 00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:56,769 Ask him out. 277 00:12:56,770 --> 00:12:58,939 I don't even know him. 278 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:00,770 - Let's stalk. - Yes. 279 00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:05,449 Alex Talbot. 280 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:06,450 Talbot. 281 00:13:06,451 --> 00:13:08,029 Okay. 282 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:10,529 Okay, according to his Facebook interest 283 00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:12,699 he's a feminist, he's into conceptual art, 284 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:15,039 supporter of LGBT causes and even deejays. 285 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:17,669 - This guy's awesome. - But not husband material. 286 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,339 I'll never bring a guy like that home. 287 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,789 My parents would freak out. 288 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,959 Plus, look at his pictures. He's gay. 289 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,759 You don't know that. Just message him. 290 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,929 - No. - What is going on in here? 291 00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:29,009 - No, no, no, no, no. - That's what's happening. 292 00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:30,099 No! 293 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:31,349 Oh! 294 00:13:31,350 --> 00:13:32,849 Are you texting him right now? 295 00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:35,850 - I got you, girl. - What are you typing? 296 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,900 Ding! Looks like you got a date. 297 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:44,649 Back on the market. 298 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:49,110 I'm also still on the market, so... 299 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,540 Hmm? Did you say something? 300 00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:10,389 Okay, tell me three things about you. 301 00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:14,349 I grew up in Orange County, but my parents are from Iran. 302 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:18,389 You know, that super peaceful country in the Middle East. 303 00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,439 - I've heard of it. - Mm-hmm. 304 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,899 And... I don't know. 305 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:23,399 Something fun. 306 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,279 - I don't know. - Okay, something like... 307 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,859 who's your favorite celebrity crush? 308 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:28,989 David Hasselhoff. 309 00:14:28,990 --> 00:14:31,909 Just like that? Mine too. 310 00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:34,699 Really? 311 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:36,119 What about you? 312 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,120 Okay, I'd never tell anyone this. 313 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,169 - Celine Dion. - You're joking. 314 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:45,549 Nope. She's smoking. Ever since I was 12 years old, 315 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:47,969 I see her, I hear her, I am rock hard. 316 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,929 Okay, that's super weird 317 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,719 because I do a killer Celine Dion impersonation. 318 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,389 - No. - Yes, 319 00:14:54,390 --> 00:14:56,719 My mom was obsessed with her when I was growing up, 320 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,269 so I would imitate her to make my mom like me. 321 00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:02,099 Okay, do it. 322 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:04,979 No way. That's like second date 323 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,029 or like way down the line later. 324 00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:09,609 - Do it. - No way. 325 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:10,610 Do it. 326 00:15:10,611 --> 00:15:12,359 Mm-mm, absolutely not. 327 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,989 Do it, do it, do it, 328 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:17,659 and I will give you all of my fries. 329 00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:19,249 Every single one. 330 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,579 You are very lucky I like fries. 331 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,169 Do it. 332 00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:25,790 Okay, but close your eyes. 333 00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:37,969 ♪ There were nights when the wind was so cold ♪ 334 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,559 ♪ That my body froze in bed ♪ 335 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,899 ♪ If I just listened to it ♪ 336 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:47,189 ♪ Right outside my window ♪ 337 00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:49,989 Oh, my God, that's shockingly good. 338 00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,239 Your turn. 339 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,409 I can't even think. I'm so hard. 340 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:54,869 Three things, come on. 341 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,539 Okay, I am an artist, 342 00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:01,289 I'm from California, 343 00:16:01,290 --> 00:16:03,539 and... 344 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,669 my family is weird. 345 00:16:05,670 --> 00:16:11,009 That's funny 'cause my family's actually totally normal. 346 00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:12,679 Can I have a bite? 347 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,890 Yeah, sure. 348 00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:19,809 Why didn't you just order one? 349 00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,849 I was trying to be ladylike. 350 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,059 Come on. 351 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,900 It's so good. 352 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:31,740 That guy is totally checking you out. 353 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:36,199 Yeah, he's cute. 354 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,869 Oh! 355 00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,159 You're gay. 356 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,829 No, I'm just not totally straight. 357 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,789 So you're bisexual. 358 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:45,959 If you're into labels. 359 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,549 But you're attracted to men. 360 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,800 I'm attracted to you. 361 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,679 You said I could have your fries. 362 00:16:57,680 --> 00:16:58,889 Absolutely every single one. 363 00:16:58,890 --> 00:17:00,599 So you can have this rabbit food. 364 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,219 All for me? I'm gonna eat your fries. 365 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,099 It's delicious. 366 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:06,439 It's a great neighborhood. 367 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,810 I like it. 368 00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:11,859 How many more blocks? 369 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:14,699 Why do you wear heels like that? You cripple your feet. 370 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,109 Take them off. 371 00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:17,199 And walk barefoot? 372 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,489 Yeah. 373 00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:19,659 I'll get foot cancer. 374 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:21,449 Okay, piggyback. 375 00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:23,199 - Really? - Hop on, yeah. 376 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:28,209 Okay. 377 00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:29,499 - Only 10... - This is great. 378 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,340 Ten more blocks. 379 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,769 Is this where you work? 380 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,270 And sleep. 381 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:50,519 Okay, what do you think of this? 382 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,569 I'm not gonna lie to you. I don't know anything about art. 383 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,149 No, no, that's great. What would your gut say? 384 00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:56,109 It looks like a kindergarten class project. 385 00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:59,159 Okay, I really felt like it was made by an adult. 386 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,159 No. You know, I really think it was made by little hands. 387 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,989 I was going for postmodern irony. 388 00:18:03,990 --> 00:18:06,289 - Oh, you're the kindergartner. - I'm the kindergartner. 389 00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:09,879 What I meant to say is it looks like it was made by a genius. 390 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,459 - Genius. - Who is acutely in touch... 391 00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:14,249 - With inner child. - With his inner child. 392 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,379 Yeah, it's cool. It's just my life's work. 393 00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,589 - Come up here. - No, thanks. 394 00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:20,179 You have to see this one from up here. 395 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,849 Can you just take a picture and then send it to me? 396 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,850 It's safe. 397 00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,179 Come on. 398 00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:30,769 Ooh! This does not feel stable. 399 00:18:30,770 --> 00:18:33,069 It's as stable as my parents' marriage. 400 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,320 Great. 401 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:37,689 Come here. You see it? 402 00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:38,859 Yeah. 403 00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,570 Open your eyes. 404 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:44,699 I got you, I got you. You see it? 405 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:48,829 Okay, so the objects represent how thin and deflating 406 00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:50,169 traditional notions of masculinity are, 407 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,789 and the sports themselves, 408 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:54,089 they show us the unnecessary aggression 409 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:56,589 with which man seeks to dominate everything that he does. 410 00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:58,220 And then the baseball... 411 00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,139 Thanks for making the first move. 412 00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,760 You're welcome. 413 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:12,439 ♪♪ 414 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:17,030 ♪♪ 415 00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,789 You're kinda taking advantage of me. 416 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:28,079 I don't even know your last name. 417 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,249 - It's Husseini. - Husseini? 418 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,999 Yeah, like Saddam Hussein. 419 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,289 Oh, that's hot. You're like a dictator. 420 00:19:35,290 --> 00:19:38,169 Well, in high school, 421 00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:39,839 they actually called me Saddam Hussein 422 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:42,219 because I had a unibrow. 423 00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,179 That's so cruel. 424 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,559 You wanna know what they called me in high school? 425 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,560 Andy Warhol queer boy. 426 00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,769 That's actually kinda accurate. 427 00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:55,610 You know what? You are kinda like Saddam Hussein. 428 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,529 What time is it? 429 00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,069 10:30. 430 00:20:06,070 --> 00:20:08,869 See? She gives a whole new meaning to CP time. 431 00:20:08,870 --> 00:20:10,039 I don't know what that is. 432 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,619 Colored people time. 433 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,749 I don't think I'm allowed to use that expression. 434 00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:17,340 - Well! - There she is. 435 00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:21,549 - How did it go? - Amazing, incredible. 436 00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:23,799 He's the greatest person that's ever lived. I love him. 437 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,639 So it went well. 438 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,969 Yes, but... 439 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:30,139 Oh, already she's starting to pick him apart. 440 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,389 - He's just... - Not Persian. He's not Persian. 441 00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:34,729 He's never gonna fit into my family. 442 00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:37,479 He's this free-spirited artist who's funny and gentle 443 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,899 and sensitive and progressive, 444 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,569 and I'm from a family of fascists 445 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,189 who are gonna Mussolini him outta my life 446 00:20:42,190 --> 00:20:43,359 if they ever meet him. 447 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,029 Whoa, girl, slow down. 448 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:46,199 You didn't tell him all that, did you? 449 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,449 Not exactly. 450 00:20:47,450 --> 00:20:49,489 - He's also bisexual. - Huh. 451 00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:51,199 It's not a big deal. 452 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,959 No. I mean Tessa's bi. 453 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,579 I used to get really jealous when men would look at her, 454 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:56,249 but then my therapist helped me realize 455 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:57,999 that I'm not replaceable. 456 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,670 - No, you're not. - I'm bi for David Beckham. 457 00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,219 What? 458 00:21:04,220 --> 00:21:05,929 I'm going to work. 459 00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:08,350 You're so confusing. 460 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:14,810 - You don't look it. - "Gay for David Beckham." 461 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,069 Thank you. 462 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,859 Thank you. 463 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:25,529 So who's your favorite family member? 464 00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:27,109 I don't really have one. 465 00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:31,079 Come on, white man, you gotta love someone. 466 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,909 Steven, my dad's husband. 467 00:21:34,910 --> 00:21:37,079 Oh. 468 00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,209 - So your parents... - Are divorced. 469 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:42,549 - Huh. - And my dad met a great guy. 470 00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,669 What was that like? 471 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,009 Pretty fucked up. How 'bout you? 472 00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:49,049 - My grandma. - Okay. 473 00:21:49,050 --> 00:21:52,219 - She's my whole world. - Aww. 474 00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:54,729 My mom's gonna wanna drink a bottle of the best tequila 475 00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,729 with you until you have to put her to bed. 476 00:21:56,730 --> 00:21:58,479 That's amazing. 477 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,149 My mom's gonna wanna make you feel super inadequate 478 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:02,149 in everything that you do or will ever do. 479 00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:03,439 She sounds great. 480 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:07,029 Fair warning, my family is kinda nuts. 481 00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:08,569 My family's nuts too, 482 00:22:08,570 --> 00:22:10,699 but in an entirely different way. 483 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,329 I mean, we had to stick together 484 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:15,539 to make it through war and immigration. 485 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,749 We're kinda like a tribe. 486 00:22:17,750 --> 00:22:19,579 That's cool. 487 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:22,089 I've never felt like part of a tribe. 488 00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,420 It can be stifling. 489 00:22:26,630 --> 00:22:28,759 We can be a tribe. 490 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,759 I will happily stifle you. 491 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,600 I wanna be part of your tribe and be stifled. 492 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,519 What is it that you do exactly? 493 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,229 I'm a housing attorney. 494 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:43,019 I litigate for low-income tenants against big developers, 495 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:46,779 mostly hang out in this office or in conference rooms. 496 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,569 Hey, Alex, great to see you again. 497 00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:49,739 We met at the rally. 498 00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,699 - Hi. - Hey, I'm Doris. 499 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:52,700 Nice to meet you. 500 00:22:52,701 --> 00:22:54,119 - Pleasure. - 'Sup! 501 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:57,499 Not much, bro. 502 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:58,999 These are my coworkers. 503 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,869 - Bye, guys. - Okay, bye. 504 00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:02,079 - Okay. - Bye-bye. 505 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,459 - Bye. - Bye. 506 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:06,169 - Short and sweet. - Bye. 507 00:23:06,170 --> 00:23:08,129 Bye. 508 00:23:08,130 --> 00:23:09,629 Do you wanna go literally anywhere else? 509 00:23:09,630 --> 00:23:11,760 - Sure, yeah. - Anywhere else. 510 00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:17,429 This is as exciting as it gets. 511 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:21,479 Are you kidding? Your job's so cool. 512 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,359 Have I ever told you that I always wanted to be an actor? 513 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,359 - Actor? - Mm-hmm. 514 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:30,569 But my parents were immigrants, and I couldn't do that to them. 515 00:23:30,570 --> 00:23:36,489 You know, you actually look amazing in this light. 516 00:23:36,490 --> 00:23:38,619 Can we make out here? 517 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:42,039 Yes, but I don't want the judge to see it. 518 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,040 I laugh in the face of danger. 519 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:50,049 ♪♪ 520 00:23:50,050 --> 00:23:52,089 Your job's so much cooler than mine. 521 00:23:52,090 --> 00:23:53,890 - You think so? - Yeah. 522 00:23:54,890 --> 00:23:56,599 Pretty dead though. 523 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,849 It's a quiet night. Means we can play what we want. 524 00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:01,639 So what's your signature dance move? 525 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,189 I can only dance to Persian music. 526 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:06,109 Eastern beats. 527 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:08,729 You got it. Floor's yours. 528 00:24:08,730 --> 00:24:11,029 - No. - Come on. 529 00:24:11,030 --> 00:24:13,659 ♪♪ 530 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:14,820 - All right. - Go on. 531 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:18,949 First, you take your basket, 532 00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:22,619 and you plant your seeds, okay? 533 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:24,499 - And then you take your hose... - My hose? 534 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,459 - And you water your seed. - Oh, I like that. 535 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,879 You water your seed. All about the heat. 536 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:30,589 And then you feed your seed to grow. 537 00:24:30,590 --> 00:24:32,759 - That's sexy. - Feed your seed to grow. 538 00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,339 And now your trees have bloomed, 539 00:24:35,340 --> 00:24:38,099 and you must harvest the fruit, okay? 540 00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:41,930 ♪♪ 541 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,479 - Okay. - Thank you. 542 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,480 - Serious question. - Hmm. 543 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:54,489 Have you told your parents about me? 544 00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:56,069 Why would I ever do that? 545 00:24:56,070 --> 00:24:57,659 Because I told my parents about you. 546 00:24:57,660 --> 00:25:00,869 - No, you haven't. - Yeah, I have. 547 00:25:00,870 --> 00:25:02,579 What'd you tell 'em? 548 00:25:02,580 --> 00:25:05,209 I told them I met this really rad girl. 549 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:06,879 Why haven't you told your mom about me? 550 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,459 Don't you talk to her like 21 times a day? 551 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:11,959 - Are you ashamed of me? - No. 552 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,089 You're ashamed of me. 553 00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:16,339 - They're just... - Gimme that. 554 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:18,349 They're just really into our culture. 555 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,099 I have to ease them into this. 556 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:23,099 I made something for you. 557 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:24,679 - What? - Come see. 558 00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:26,269 I'm way too high to walk right now. 559 00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:28,650 Come on, take the chips. 560 00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,489 Wow. 561 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:37,069 That is some romantic shit. 562 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:39,529 It's Saddam Hussein and Andy Warhol kissing. 563 00:25:39,530 --> 00:25:41,030 I noticed. 564 00:25:42,330 --> 00:25:45,119 - Hey. - Mm. 565 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:47,120 Let's move in together. 566 00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:51,129 - Really? - Yeah. 567 00:25:51,130 --> 00:25:54,209 - For real? - Yup. 568 00:25:54,210 --> 00:25:55,669 It's not too soon? 569 00:25:55,670 --> 00:25:56,930 No. 570 00:25:58,430 --> 00:26:00,549 Let's do it. 571 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:03,099 But we can't live here. 572 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,139 Why? 573 00:26:04,140 --> 00:26:07,389 Your bathroom's outside. 574 00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:11,310 ♪♪ 575 00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:16,569 Would you feel oppressed if I asked you to do the dishes? 576 00:26:16,570 --> 00:26:19,820 Yes, I would feel very oppressed. 577 00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:26,039 Would you feel oppressed 578 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,749 if I asked you to take out the garbage? 579 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:32,669 Super-oppressive. Wouldn't be able to handle it. 580 00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:34,210 Thought so. 581 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,549 What if I locked you up, 582 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:44,260 tied you to the bed and impregnated you? 583 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:48,390 That wouldn't be so bad. I can do that. 584 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,609 I love you. 585 00:26:54,610 --> 00:26:55,940 I love you. 586 00:27:06,490 --> 00:27:10,920 ♪♪ 587 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,469 - Let's do it again. - We already did it twice. 588 00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:22,509 Should I sing the song? 589 00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:23,549 Yes. 590 00:27:23,550 --> 00:27:25,599 Wig or no wig? 591 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,429 With the wig. 592 00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:31,640 ♪ Whispers in the morning ♪ 593 00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:37,649 - Oh, it's my mom. - Oh, okay. 594 00:27:37,650 --> 00:27:39,359 - No, I have to get it. - No, stay down here. 595 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,109 I didn't answer the first. She'll freak out. 596 00:27:41,110 --> 00:27:43,489 Are you kidding? 597 00:27:43,490 --> 00:27:45,159 - Video? - Please hide, please. 598 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,619 Hide where? 599 00:27:46,620 --> 00:27:48,079 Hi, Mom. 600 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,999 - Hello. - Hi. 601 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,999 - Can you see me? - Yup, I see you, Mom. 602 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,089 Good. Now, do you remember Fariba? 603 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:57,169 - Uh-huh. - Do you remember her son? 604 00:27:57,170 --> 00:28:01,009 - Yeah, sure. - He has invited you to dinner. 605 00:28:01,010 --> 00:28:03,299 What's that? Is that a naked man? 606 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:05,549 - Babe! - Oh, my God. 607 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:07,969 - Oh, did she see me? - Is he naked? 608 00:28:07,970 --> 00:28:10,929 What's a naked man doing in your room? 609 00:28:10,930 --> 00:28:12,979 At least now she knows. 610 00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:15,020 Nousha! Nousha! 611 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:19,780 I'm so excited to finally meet your family. 612 00:28:21,610 --> 00:28:24,489 Just don't say anything. 613 00:28:24,490 --> 00:28:28,199 You know, like if they ask you something, eat. 614 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,199 - I have to reply. - No, you don't. 615 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,499 No, just put something in your mouth and chew. 616 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:36,330 You got this. We got this. 617 00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:51,679 This is amazing. 618 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,639 Thank you so much for having me over. 619 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,439 Of course. 620 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,059 You're so welcome. 621 00:28:58,060 --> 00:29:00,230 So far, so good. 622 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:05,159 Nousha tells us you're a musical engineer. 623 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,990 Did she? 624 00:29:08,870 --> 00:29:11,659 Yeah, kinda. 625 00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:15,210 Actually, I'm engineer too. 626 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,249 - Really? - Civil engineer. 627 00:29:19,250 --> 00:29:20,589 Cool. 628 00:29:20,590 --> 00:29:21,919 Did you go to Harvard? 629 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,009 Mother, not everyone goes to Harvard. 630 00:29:25,010 --> 00:29:26,429 Oxford? 631 00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:28,639 No, wait, LSE, 632 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,799 the London School of Economics. 633 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,519 Nope, none of the above. 634 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:33,850 Princeton? 635 00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:45,989 You know, I'm sorry, I didn't go to Harvard, 636 00:29:45,990 --> 00:29:48,909 and I'm not an engineer. 637 00:29:48,910 --> 00:29:52,829 Um, I went to Goddard College in Vermont. 638 00:29:52,830 --> 00:29:54,539 No? 639 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,579 Okay. 640 00:29:56,580 --> 00:29:59,709 I'm an artist, and a I'm a deejay, 641 00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:02,879 and I love your daughter very much. 642 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:06,969 In fact, the best part of my day 643 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:08,800 is waking up together. 644 00:30:10,970 --> 00:30:13,810 Excuse me? Um... 645 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:19,599 What do you mean, waking up together? 646 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,190 You mean you are living together? 647 00:30:28,110 --> 00:30:30,699 Mm. 648 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:32,410 So good. 649 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:37,910 I need some fresh air. 650 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,679 Can I talk to you for a second? 651 00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:51,589 How could you not tell them anything about me? 652 00:30:51,590 --> 00:30:53,299 I don't know. It never came up. 653 00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:55,969 That's insane. How could you put me in that position? 654 00:30:55,970 --> 00:30:57,269 I wanted to hold off putting you through this 655 00:30:57,270 --> 00:30:58,849 for as long as possible. 656 00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:00,649 - What do you mean? - Let me break it down for you. 657 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,519 First, my dad is going to get angry and brokenhearted, 658 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:06,529 and then my mom is going to try to pressure us to get married, 659 00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:08,649 and when we say no, she's going to freak out 660 00:31:08,650 --> 00:31:09,899 because I'm her only chance 661 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:11,359 at throwing a lavish Persian wedding 662 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,159 in front of all of her family and friends. 663 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,159 - Oh, Christ. - Look, just stay strong. 664 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,119 Okay? Don't give in. 665 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,619 - Drink your tea. - Drink my tea. 666 00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:20,829 - Drink your tea. - Drink my tea. 667 00:31:20,830 --> 00:31:23,169 - Drink your tea. - Drink my tea. 668 00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:25,959 So you are living together? 669 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,549 Then you need to get married. 670 00:31:27,550 --> 00:31:29,839 We wanna try just living together first. 671 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:33,049 If you want to live together, you have to first get married. 672 00:31:33,050 --> 00:31:34,929 She's so right. 673 00:31:34,930 --> 00:31:36,599 We need more time. 674 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,350 We're still getting to know each other. 675 00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:48,939 If you really get to know each other, 676 00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,859 you'll never get married. Never. 677 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:53,659 I knew your father for one day only. 678 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:56,449 You get to know each other after the wedding. 679 00:31:56,450 --> 00:31:57,699 Wedding? 680 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:00,619 Yes, wedding. 681 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,919 That's how people marry. They have weddings. 682 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:06,129 We don't want to get married. 683 00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:08,799 And even if we did, we don't want a wedding. 684 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,209 Why not? 685 00:32:10,210 --> 00:32:14,049 No wedding, no marriage, no living together. 686 00:32:14,050 --> 00:32:15,679 It's a package, you see? 687 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,509 What about if we registered as domestic partners? 688 00:32:18,510 --> 00:32:20,099 What is a domestic partner? 689 00:32:20,100 --> 00:32:22,189 It's an alternative for those who want 690 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,559 the protection and the benefits of a partnership, 691 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,019 but don't wanna enter into the institution of marriage. 692 00:32:28,020 --> 00:32:29,939 Marriage is not an institution. 693 00:32:29,940 --> 00:32:31,779 Marriage is marriage. 694 00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,659 People marry to have baby. 695 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,369 - Babies. - Babies. 696 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:36,569 - That is so... - Oppressive. 697 00:32:36,570 --> 00:32:37,619 Thank you. 698 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:39,870 Mother, you try taking to her. 699 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,209 Mamani, you're not gonna die. 700 00:32:48,210 --> 00:32:50,509 - Oh, yes, I will. - She might. 701 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:53,469 Actually, Ziba, it's time for my shot. 702 00:32:53,470 --> 00:32:55,049 Oh, of course. 703 00:32:55,050 --> 00:32:58,140 I'm so sorry, Mamani. I'm coming. 704 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,269 Reza. 705 00:33:02,270 --> 00:33:03,769 Alex. 706 00:33:03,770 --> 00:33:04,770 Oh, yeah. 707 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,860 It's done. 708 00:33:14,950 --> 00:33:17,369 I promise you, we're gonna keep it simple. 709 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,449 Something small in the backyard. 710 00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:21,079 We can do it next month, 711 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,039 when your uncle visits from Iran. 712 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,789 - Next month? - Yes. 713 00:33:24,790 --> 00:33:26,869 If they ever let him in this country, 714 00:33:26,870 --> 00:33:28,539 he can only stay for 10 days. 715 00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,879 Don't you wanna do it for Mamani? 716 00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,459 She's been so sad since Baba died. 717 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:36,550 Mommy, Baba died 25 years ago. 718 00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:40,389 - Alex. - Sir? 719 00:33:40,390 --> 00:33:43,220 Don't you wanna marry my daughter? 720 00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,809 Of course. 721 00:33:48,810 --> 00:33:49,859 Done! 722 00:33:49,860 --> 00:33:51,939 I'm calling everyone. 723 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:54,609 - Oh, my God! - Congratulations! 724 00:33:54,610 --> 00:33:56,449 Welcome to the family, Alex. 725 00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:57,820 Here's to the family. 726 00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:00,779 Sweetheart, congratulations. 727 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:02,620 Oh, congratulations. 728 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,789 Congratulations. 729 00:34:08,790 --> 00:34:10,130 Thank you. 730 00:34:14,630 --> 00:34:17,010 What just happened? 731 00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:20,850 I don't know. 732 00:34:23,350 --> 00:34:26,519 You were supposed to just drink your tea. 733 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:28,900 They were so convincing. 734 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,440 Do I propose or do you? 735 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,009 It's so great that you're all here, 736 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:04,309 and we're all together. 737 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:05,639 It's really awesome. 738 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,889 We've heard so much about you guys. 739 00:35:07,890 --> 00:35:10,599 I'm so happy to finally meet all of you. 740 00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,149 No, we're the happy ones. 741 00:35:12,150 --> 00:35:14,229 Your daughter is absolutely lovely. 742 00:35:14,230 --> 00:35:15,400 I agree! 743 00:35:16,690 --> 00:35:18,779 - Cheers. - Cheers. 744 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:20,819 Cheers. 745 00:35:20,820 --> 00:35:22,990 What is that? That's lovely. 746 00:35:25,870 --> 00:35:27,699 That's a poem 747 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:31,539 by the 14th century Persian poet, Hafez. 748 00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:33,499 Greatest poet of all time. 749 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,790 It says... 750 00:35:40,090 --> 00:35:42,299 "Long live love, 751 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:46,719 for I have not heard a more merrier word than love." 752 00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:49,179 - That's beautiful. - It's beautiful. 753 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:51,439 I had a friend from Riyadh once, 754 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,559 and it's such a pity how complicated it is over there. 755 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,899 Oh, with all due respect, actually we are not from Riyadh. 756 00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,939 We are from Tehran. 757 00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:01,989 Oh, right. 758 00:36:01,990 --> 00:36:03,489 And just so you know, 759 00:36:03,490 --> 00:36:07,659 no region with oil will have peace. 760 00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:11,829 And our stellar foreign policy doesn't help either. 761 00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:14,789 Oh, well you're such a political expert, Steven, 762 00:36:14,790 --> 00:36:17,959 that the next time you go to the Middle East... 763 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,089 And you may not come back because we know what they do 764 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:23,339 to people like you over there... 765 00:36:23,340 --> 00:36:24,719 Well, I wouldn't care so much. 766 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:26,179 Go, Team Talbot. 767 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:28,309 Mamani, could you pass the baklava? 768 00:36:28,310 --> 00:36:29,559 Thank you so much. 769 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,559 How old was Alex when you divorced? 770 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,809 When we split, Alex was 16. 771 00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:38,650 Oh. 772 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,199 And when did you get remarried to... 773 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,449 - Steven. - I'm Steven. 774 00:36:45,450 --> 00:36:46,949 Not long after. 775 00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:48,449 Right. 776 00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:51,539 How soon after? 777 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:54,999 I mean, did you meet Steven and realized you were gay, 778 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,539 then get separated and get together with him and marry him, 779 00:36:58,540 --> 00:37:00,709 or were you feeling unfulfilled with Maggie 780 00:37:00,710 --> 00:37:02,509 and get separated and get to meet him 781 00:37:02,510 --> 00:37:05,089 and then you realize you were gay? 782 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:06,589 Wow. 783 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:08,509 Mom, doesn't matter. 784 00:37:08,510 --> 00:37:12,349 I'm just trying to understand how it all happens in general. 785 00:37:12,350 --> 00:37:15,059 There was overlap. 786 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:16,519 But you knew. 787 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,859 I mean, as a woman, you must have known. 788 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:22,069 And also, were you friends with Steven 789 00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:25,529 when your husband met him, 790 00:37:25,530 --> 00:37:29,119 or you became friends afterwards? 791 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:30,330 Papa... 792 00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:35,830 I was never his friend. 793 00:37:37,170 --> 00:37:39,130 Excuse me. 794 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:41,590 I'm sorry. 795 00:37:48,050 --> 00:37:49,050 I'll go. 796 00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:55,139 Maggie? 797 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:56,639 I'm sorry. 798 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,849 My mom can be a little pushy. 799 00:37:58,850 --> 00:38:01,519 They're just not used to all this. 800 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,939 It's not your fault. 801 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:05,649 It's everything. It's my life. 802 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:08,909 I never imagined I'd be single at my son's wedding. 803 00:38:08,910 --> 00:38:11,120 Well, you're doing great. 804 00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,499 I'm coming in. 805 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,580 Ohh... 806 00:38:26,590 --> 00:38:28,879 I'm so alone. 807 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,930 No, you're not. You have us now. 808 00:38:33,350 --> 00:38:36,979 I wasted my youth on a homosexual. 809 00:38:36,980 --> 00:38:38,729 Yeah, but that was the past. 810 00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:42,399 You still have your whole future ahead of you. 811 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,150 I'll never find true love. 812 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:49,569 You know what Hafez says: 813 00:38:49,570 --> 00:38:53,330 "Love finds you when you least expect it." 814 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:58,619 How's it going out there? 815 00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:01,419 Well, Ziba's getting Steven 816 00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:03,209 the chandelier tour of the house, 817 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:06,799 and our fathers are debating whether or not sodomy is a sin. 818 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,089 Oh, God. 819 00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:12,390 Well, little do they know we are already in hell. 820 00:39:15,890 --> 00:39:17,559 ♪♪ 821 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,889 - Hairbrush. - Check. 822 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:20,639 - Computer. - Check. 823 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,149 - Toothbrush. - Check. 824 00:39:22,150 --> 00:39:23,479 What do you think? 825 00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:25,609 Oh, I think that looks like ice cream. 826 00:39:25,610 --> 00:39:27,109 - It's really bad, isn't it? - Yeah. 827 00:39:27,110 --> 00:39:29,199 - When did she get that for you? - When I was 12. 828 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,319 - Oh, baby. - Please hold me. 829 00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,780 I'll hold you. 830 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,120 All right, we gotta go. We gotta go. 831 00:39:37,830 --> 00:39:41,289 Okay, so Uncle Saman is going to take my room. 832 00:39:41,290 --> 00:39:43,129 I am going to be on the couch. 833 00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:44,670 You are going to be in the guest room. 834 00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,959 You need to hire help. 835 00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:51,089 I don't need any help. 836 00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:53,469 Why would I pay someone when I could do it myself? 837 00:39:53,470 --> 00:39:54,849 I'm an engineer. 838 00:39:54,850 --> 00:39:56,599 Dad? 839 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,099 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 840 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,939 Whatcha doin'? 841 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,979 I'm building a Persepolis fountain. 842 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:08,529 It is going to look exactly like the Persian ancient ruins. 843 00:40:08,530 --> 00:40:13,109 580 BC, Cyrus the Great. 844 00:40:13,110 --> 00:40:15,659 Oh, boy. 845 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:18,199 Your mother has invited half of Orange County. 846 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,829 I have a reputation. 847 00:40:19,830 --> 00:40:22,539 Alex, could you kindly give me that, please? 848 00:40:22,540 --> 00:40:24,210 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 849 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,049 Why is she so nervous? 850 00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:30,549 It's gonna look good. I promise you. 851 00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:32,549 Just imagine Persepolis, right? 852 00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:36,259 Okay, we have four columns: two big ones, two shorter ones. 853 00:40:36,260 --> 00:40:39,679 One big one over here, one soldier's guarding it. 854 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,519 Another big one over here, another soldier's guarding it. 855 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,189 And two shorter columns here and there. 856 00:40:46,190 --> 00:40:48,939 And also you got two fountains: 857 00:40:48,940 --> 00:40:51,989 one seven inch, one five inch, 858 00:40:51,990 --> 00:40:56,619 each with their own engines, and then we light it up. 859 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,029 That's cool. 860 00:40:58,030 --> 00:40:59,789 It's gonna look spectacular. 861 00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,909 Thank you, Dad. 862 00:41:01,910 --> 00:41:03,460 Now go see your uncle. I'm busy. 863 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:06,829 Good luck. 864 00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:08,710 - Oh, okay. - Toodles. 865 00:41:31,110 --> 00:41:33,070 This is my fiance Alex. 866 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:39,740 Oh, well, it's nice to meet you too. 867 00:41:42,290 --> 00:41:44,040 No. 868 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:48,039 - What was that? - He said he's... 869 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,089 really happy to meet you. 870 00:41:51,090 --> 00:41:53,590 Alex, congratulation. I hear you're a doctor. 871 00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:56,299 He's actually, a... 872 00:41:56,300 --> 00:41:57,549 - He's an artist. - Artist. 873 00:41:57,550 --> 00:41:59,219 Yeah, he makes art out of balloons. 874 00:41:59,220 --> 00:42:01,100 - Oh. - Yeah. 875 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:04,099 I didn't follow that. 876 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:06,479 He's really excited to meet your family, he said. 877 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,559 - I'm so excited. - Very excited. 878 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,229 - So excited. - Very excited. 879 00:42:10,230 --> 00:42:12,519 - So excited. - So excited. 880 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:14,739 Really exciting. 881 00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:16,319 Oh, look! 882 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,199 Bougainvilleas and pulmonarias. 883 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:19,489 Oh, for God's sake. 884 00:42:19,490 --> 00:42:21,829 I used to plant those with Mom! 885 00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:24,329 Would you please just butch it up a little bit? 886 00:42:24,330 --> 00:42:26,999 - These are Muslims. - Oh! 887 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,629 - Here comes the wrecking ball. - Oh, come on. 888 00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:31,039 - Where are you going? - I have to help her. 889 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,749 Oh, the drama queen makes an entrance. 890 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:34,799 Are you gonna be like this all weekend? 891 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,879 Why do you have to be such a problem person all the time? 892 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,089 You know what? Since you know so much about fruit, 893 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,509 why don't you help me pick 'em up? 894 00:42:40,510 --> 00:42:41,549 Oh, zing, zing, zing! 895 00:42:41,550 --> 00:42:43,219 - Hey! - Oh. 896 00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:45,349 - We're in the back. - All right. 897 00:42:45,350 --> 00:42:47,640 - We're not gonna help. - We're not gonna help. 898 00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:56,569 Sweetheart, you come here. 899 00:42:56,570 --> 00:42:58,989 You stand right here. Good, okay. 900 00:42:58,990 --> 00:43:00,949 - Maggie. - Yes. 901 00:43:00,950 --> 00:43:03,619 Come, come, please. 902 00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:05,869 To the left. Bill, to the right. 903 00:43:05,870 --> 00:43:07,909 - Here? - Let me see. 904 00:43:07,910 --> 00:43:09,499 Perfect. 905 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:11,129 The groom will walk first, 906 00:43:11,130 --> 00:43:13,499 presented by the mother and the father. 907 00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:15,919 Actually, no. 908 00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,379 Come here. 909 00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:20,549 I really wanna walk down the aisle with Steven. 910 00:43:20,550 --> 00:43:22,389 But Steven is not the mother. 911 00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:24,179 No, but he is my husband. 912 00:43:24,180 --> 00:43:25,929 It's gonna be complicated. 913 00:43:25,930 --> 00:43:27,979 Then who will she walk with? 914 00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:29,519 Does she even have to walk? 915 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,349 Well, if it were up to you, I'd be crawling. 916 00:43:31,350 --> 00:43:33,109 - What a good idea. - You're not the mother. 917 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,649 Please, please! Guys, look. 918 00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:37,189 How about the three of you walk together? 919 00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:40,199 Then four of them together, walking down the aisle. 920 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,819 It's going to look ridiculous. 921 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:45,119 That's exactly what I want this to be. 922 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,789 There is no way my mother's gonna let Steven walk. 923 00:43:47,790 --> 00:43:49,119 You have to talk to your father. 924 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,579 Why are you taking her side? 925 00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:51,829 Steven might not even care. 926 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:54,459 My dad cares. You heard him. 927 00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:56,089 It is 30 yards. 928 00:43:56,090 --> 00:43:57,840 Make it happen. 929 00:44:00,090 --> 00:44:02,130 Make it happen? 930 00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:09,059 Why doesn't she walk with Saman, my brother? 931 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:11,229 Saman! 932 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:12,230 Saman. 933 00:44:14,270 --> 00:44:16,819 Talbots, this is my little brother from Iran. 934 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:19,819 Oh, hey, I'm Bill. I'm Alex's dad. 935 00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:21,449 Oh, hi, I'm Saman. 936 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,489 Oh, can I call you Sam? 937 00:44:23,490 --> 00:44:24,569 Saman. 938 00:44:24,570 --> 00:44:25,619 Saman. 939 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:27,409 Steven. I'm his husband. 940 00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:29,579 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. 941 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:31,539 A visitor from the orient. 942 00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:32,619 I'm Maggie Baker. 943 00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:33,669 Hello, Maggie Baker. 944 00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,329 I am Saman. 945 00:44:35,330 --> 00:44:39,299 Perfect. So the two of you will walk together first, 946 00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:41,589 and then Steven, Bill, Alex, 947 00:44:41,590 --> 00:44:45,549 and then me and Reza and my daughter. 948 00:44:45,550 --> 00:44:47,469 - Are you okay with this? - Absolutely. Compromise. 949 00:44:47,470 --> 00:44:48,639 Shall we, Maggie Baker? 950 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,639 Yes, thank you, Saman. 951 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,519 - Thank you. - So what does Saman mean? 952 00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,769 Saman means, "One who climbs the mountain for the life." 953 00:44:55,770 --> 00:44:58,189 - I love that! - Yes. 954 00:44:58,190 --> 00:45:01,070 This is the traditional part of the wedding. 955 00:45:03,030 --> 00:45:05,909 Your Grandfather, may he rest in peace, 956 00:45:05,910 --> 00:45:08,080 wanted to begin your wedding with the Quran. 957 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,880 How beautiful. 958 00:45:25,550 --> 00:45:26,550 Kiss it. 959 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:30,759 Cool. 960 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,849 Am I Muslim now? 961 00:45:31,850 --> 00:45:32,889 No. 962 00:45:32,890 --> 00:45:34,269 Sort of. 963 00:45:34,270 --> 00:45:35,689 - Can I have a Muslim name? - Sure. 964 00:45:35,690 --> 00:45:38,019 What would you like your Muslim name to be? 965 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:39,519 Uh... 966 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,650 Mohammed? 967 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,149 Okay, sure. 968 00:45:45,150 --> 00:45:46,489 Mohammed. 969 00:45:46,490 --> 00:45:48,489 Well, that was interesting. 970 00:45:48,490 --> 00:45:50,490 Are you serious? 971 00:45:54,750 --> 00:45:56,750 I'm getting a Quran. 972 00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:02,499 Hey, Saman. 973 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:05,969 Oh, hey, Maggie Baker. 974 00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:07,549 I hope I didn't scare you. 975 00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:09,849 Oh, no, no. I don't get scared. 976 00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,679 I've killed men with my bare hands. 977 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,429 Ooh. 978 00:46:13,430 --> 00:46:15,929 Well, I just came out to have another drink 979 00:46:15,930 --> 00:46:17,689 before I hit the road, you know? 980 00:46:17,690 --> 00:46:19,149 You don't drink, do you? 981 00:46:19,150 --> 00:46:21,359 - Sure, I do. - You do? 982 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,819 On special occasions. 983 00:46:22,820 --> 00:46:24,939 Well, I'd say this is pretty special. 984 00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:25,940 Oh, yeah. 985 00:46:25,941 --> 00:46:28,070 Oh, thank you. 986 00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:32,620 Ooh, tequila. 987 00:46:35,540 --> 00:46:40,249 So why have you not remarried? 988 00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:42,249 I just didn't wanna make another mistake. 989 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,999 And you? Divorced? 990 00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,089 Oh, no, no. I've never been married. 991 00:46:47,090 --> 00:46:50,089 See, I have no gaydar. I just... 992 00:46:50,090 --> 00:46:52,099 Oh, no, no, no, no. 993 00:46:52,100 --> 00:46:54,769 I just never found the right woman. 994 00:46:54,770 --> 00:46:56,229 You're very funny. 995 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:57,679 Oh, uh... 996 00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,520 Well, that's so sad. 997 00:47:03,190 --> 00:47:05,940 Yeah, I have no one to go back to. 998 00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:11,949 Well, then maybe you should stay here. 999 00:47:11,950 --> 00:47:13,490 Oh. 1000 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:17,790 Maybe I should. 1001 00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,670 Sorry. 1002 00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,589 - Okay. - Sorry about that. 1003 00:47:32,590 --> 00:47:33,930 Don't be sorry. 1004 00:47:35,970 --> 00:47:37,769 Oh, thank you. 1005 00:47:37,770 --> 00:47:40,099 Oh, my gosh. 1006 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,059 Don't you kiss twice in your country? 1007 00:47:42,060 --> 00:47:44,019 - Oh, yes, yes, you're right. - It's like... 1008 00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:45,649 - And mwah. - Right, exactly. 1009 00:47:45,650 --> 00:47:48,739 Wow. That was very unexpected. 1010 00:47:48,740 --> 00:47:51,239 Like in America, we just don't even bother. 1011 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,739 We just go straight to the main kiss. 1012 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:56,119 Well, okay, then let's... 1013 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,999 - Oh, wow. - Wow. 1014 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Maggie Baker. 1015 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,040 - Can I have another? - Oh, sure. 1016 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:54,929 Ziba. 1017 00:48:54,930 --> 00:48:56,719 Hi. 1018 00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:58,849 I think we both should relax a little bit. 1019 00:48:58,850 --> 00:49:02,179 No. Our entire family, all of our friends. 1020 00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:05,559 How am I supposed to relax? Half of Orange County is coming. 1021 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:06,979 Don't stress so much. 1022 00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:09,149 It's gonna be all right. I'm here. 1023 00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:12,319 As it wasn't bad enough that she's marrying a poor artist. 1024 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:13,699 Ziba. 1025 00:49:13,700 --> 00:49:15,949 How is he going to take care of her? 1026 00:49:15,950 --> 00:49:20,539 He has no job. How is he going to provide? 1027 00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:23,079 And that family? Oh, my God. 1028 00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,039 Too late. They were already living together. 1029 00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:28,089 At least she's finally getting married. 1030 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,499 Let's go to bed. 1031 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,589 What about the fountain? Did you fix it? 1032 00:49:31,590 --> 00:49:33,719 It's done. Almost done. 1033 00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,049 I'm an engineer. 1034 00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:37,639 Let's have a second honeymoon. 1035 00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,009 - First, take a shower. - Okay. 1036 00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:42,219 It'd be even better than our first one. 1037 00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:44,100 Paris, 1975. 1038 00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:24,469 Are you gonna leave me one day? 1039 00:50:24,470 --> 00:50:25,979 Why? 1040 00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:27,479 Do you think our families are too different? 1041 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,769 No. 1042 00:50:28,770 --> 00:50:31,019 Is this all just an experiment to you? 1043 00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:34,529 Okay, I'm doing... 1044 00:50:34,530 --> 00:50:36,989 all of this... 1045 00:50:36,990 --> 00:50:38,989 because I love you. 1046 00:50:38,990 --> 00:50:42,529 I just don't know if you're taking it seriously. 1047 00:50:42,530 --> 00:50:45,329 - I mean Mohammed, really? - What? It's rad. 1048 00:50:45,330 --> 00:50:46,829 I just don't think you understand 1049 00:50:46,830 --> 00:50:48,959 how serious marriage is in my culture. 1050 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:50,709 It is forever. 1051 00:50:50,710 --> 00:50:52,749 There is not one single divorce in my family. 1052 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:55,089 Okay, I thought that I was gonna become part of the tribe, 1053 00:50:55,090 --> 00:50:56,669 and we'd be stifled and oppressed together. 1054 00:50:56,670 --> 00:50:58,759 Is that not what's happening? 1055 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,469 We've only known each other for five months. 1056 00:51:01,470 --> 00:51:03,509 Six, actually. 1057 00:51:03,510 --> 00:51:05,929 We haven't even done the 36 questions. 1058 00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:07,679 I feel like we have done that. 1059 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,059 Oh, my God, we don't know each other. 1060 00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:10,559 Like more than once. 1061 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,859 What's my most treasured childhood memory? 1062 00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:13,729 - Spring break, senior year. - Wrong. 1063 00:51:13,730 --> 00:51:15,359 It's when I won the spelling bee in third grade. 1064 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:18,449 - I did know that. - We don't know each other. 1065 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,659 How are you gonna provide for our children? 1066 00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:22,819 What? 1067 00:51:22,820 --> 00:51:24,619 Okay, wait, where's this coming from? 1068 00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:27,749 Is this you, or is this Ziba? 1069 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:30,669 10-4, 10-4. Alex, can you hear me? Over. 1070 00:51:30,670 --> 00:51:32,919 I promised your uncle I'd help fix these walkie-talkies 1071 00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,000 before the wedding, and they're still totally broken. 1072 00:51:36,130 --> 00:51:37,669 Come here. 1073 00:51:37,670 --> 00:51:40,259 Hey, hey, hey. 1074 00:51:40,260 --> 00:51:43,679 We're gonna be fine, okay? 1075 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,099 Just 30 yards, right? 1076 00:51:46,100 --> 00:51:47,179 I love you. 1077 00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:48,769 Alex, 10-4. Where are you? 1078 00:51:48,770 --> 00:51:50,439 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Can you hear me? 1079 00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:51,519 Yeah. 1080 00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:52,649 See you tomorrow. 1081 00:51:52,650 --> 00:51:53,810 Babe... 1082 00:52:41,110 --> 00:52:43,110 Nousha, hold your breath. 1083 00:52:44,110 --> 00:52:45,199 - Ouch. - Ow! 1084 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,990 Shh! 1085 00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:51,329 Hi, hi. 1086 00:52:51,330 --> 00:52:53,289 Thank you so much. I'm so happy to see you. 1087 00:52:53,290 --> 00:52:54,879 Miss Iran 1975, hello. 1088 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,669 You look glamorous as always. 1089 00:52:56,670 --> 00:52:59,839 Oh, stop it. You know, it's still not too late for me 1090 00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:01,089 to find you two husbands. 1091 00:53:01,090 --> 00:53:02,549 Oh, that'll be great. 1092 00:53:02,550 --> 00:53:04,550 Wow, that would be fantastic. 1093 00:53:26,530 --> 00:53:29,620 Saman... 1094 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,799 There you are, sweetheart. I can't even bend. 1095 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:43,589 It has a jacket. 1096 00:53:43,590 --> 00:53:45,219 I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. 1097 00:53:45,220 --> 00:53:46,719 - No, no. - No, really. 1098 00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:48,509 There's all these people, all this fuss. 1099 00:53:48,510 --> 00:53:50,309 I look like it's my quinceanera. 1100 00:53:50,310 --> 00:53:52,469 I don't know. I don't know if I can do this. 1101 00:53:52,470 --> 00:53:54,600 Honey, it's gonna be fine. 1102 00:54:04,570 --> 00:54:06,569 I think you don't wanna talk about the things that you did, 1103 00:54:06,570 --> 00:54:08,869 but you're like an Iranian general, 1104 00:54:08,870 --> 00:54:10,489 and they can't talk about it. 1105 00:54:10,490 --> 00:54:12,200 Thank you, Maggie. You make me blush. 1106 00:54:15,460 --> 00:54:17,789 Let's start wedding now. Let's start wedding now! 1107 00:54:17,790 --> 00:54:20,959 Saman, take over and start wedding now! 1108 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,999 What? 1109 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,709 Cue the wedding song. 1110 00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:25,879 Huh, what? 1111 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,179 Cue the wedding song! 1112 00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,180 Oh, yes, yes. 1113 00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:30,180 Music, music. 1114 00:54:32,260 --> 00:54:37,060 ♪♪ 1115 00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:45,899 Okay. 1116 00:54:45,900 --> 00:54:49,740 They think that they'd have high tech in the CIA in Iran. 1117 00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:55,039 Oh, Nousha, it's time to go. 1118 00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,709 I can't, Dad. I need to talk to Alex. 1119 00:54:56,710 --> 00:54:59,499 Alex is over there. It's time to go, Nousha. 1120 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:00,539 Dad, wait. 1121 00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:02,539 Just cold feet, honey. 1122 00:55:02,540 --> 00:55:04,839 Everyone gets it, even me. 1123 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,719 I love her, she love me. 1124 00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,429 Will she make me happy, 1125 00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:11,339 or will she torture me every day? 1126 00:55:11,340 --> 00:55:15,469 Did I make her happy, or did I fall into great misery? 1127 00:55:15,470 --> 00:55:18,599 Would I be able to satisfy her list of demands? 1128 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:20,730 Stop! 1129 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,609 I have to stop and think. 1130 00:55:23,610 --> 00:55:24,819 You cannot stop, Nousha! 1131 00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:28,029 Dad, I'm not ready. 1132 00:55:28,030 --> 00:55:30,529 I don't know if I can do this, okay? 1133 00:55:30,530 --> 00:55:31,989 The wedding machine cannot be stopped. 1134 00:55:31,990 --> 00:55:34,279 Is everything okay? Nousha, are you okay? 1135 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,579 I can't marry him. 1136 00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:37,999 She's okay, she's okay. 1137 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,000 Reza, let's take her inside. 1138 00:55:39,001 --> 00:55:40,369 No, no, no! 1139 00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:41,749 The wedding machine cannot be stopped! 1140 00:55:41,750 --> 00:55:43,419 - The wedding must go on. - We go inside. 1141 00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:45,379 - One tea, she relax. - What do you mean, tea? 1142 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:47,919 The groom is waiting! I spent a lot of money. 1143 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:51,049 - I failed you! Don't stop! - Dad! 1144 00:55:51,050 --> 00:55:55,220 I don't want to end up like his mother! 1145 00:55:58,310 --> 00:55:59,930 Alex. 1146 00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,750 Nousha! Nousha! 1147 00:57:12,590 --> 00:57:14,550 Nousha. 1148 00:57:16,140 --> 00:57:17,680 Come on, open up. 1149 00:57:20,930 --> 00:57:23,600 I can literally see you moving. 1150 00:57:27,940 --> 00:57:29,359 We brought Lulu. 1151 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,729 Look, she's here too. 1152 00:57:30,730 --> 00:57:32,609 - She wants to see you. - Yeah. 1153 00:57:32,610 --> 00:57:35,570 - There's a key under the pot. - Okay. 1154 00:57:36,870 --> 00:57:39,160 - Yup, look at this. - Okay. 1155 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:44,329 Hey, hey, hey, hey! No, no, no, no. 1156 00:57:44,330 --> 00:57:46,459 - No, no, no. - We are here to help you. 1157 00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:47,749 - I'm fine. - You're not fine. 1158 00:57:47,750 --> 00:57:49,129 I don't wanna talk. 1159 00:57:49,130 --> 00:57:51,459 We're taking you to our healer for sure. 1160 00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:53,669 - Why? I'm fine! - You look like afterbirth. 1161 00:57:53,670 --> 00:57:55,929 - You smell like caca pants. - Very, very, very, bad, 1162 00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:57,589 what we're looking at and smelling right now. 1163 00:57:57,590 --> 00:57:59,509 - I got it. - What is this? 1164 00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:01,009 Oh, my God, is that cheese? 1165 00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:02,769 You really just smell of diapers and cheese. 1166 00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:04,770 You smell like the inside of a person. 1167 00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:10,019 Okay, fine. I get it, I get it. 1168 00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,569 Good, good. 1169 00:58:11,570 --> 00:58:13,689 I can't believe I haven't heard from him. 1170 00:58:13,690 --> 00:58:16,150 He blocked me on Facebook. 1171 00:58:17,570 --> 00:58:19,569 No, he deleted his account. 1172 00:58:19,570 --> 00:58:24,659 What? He would never be such a social media whore. 1173 00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:26,539 What about Instagram? 1174 00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:27,959 Mm-mm. 1175 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,629 What about Twitter? 1176 00:58:29,630 --> 00:58:31,589 - I mean... - What about Google Plus? 1177 00:58:31,590 --> 00:58:33,709 Really? 1178 00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:35,589 Can't believe he broke up with me. 1179 00:58:35,590 --> 00:58:37,629 Well, you did leave him at the altar 1180 00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:39,890 and turn into a phoenix. 1181 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,179 I don't blame him. 1182 00:58:44,180 --> 00:58:45,849 Okay, come on, let's... No, no, no, no! 1183 00:58:45,850 --> 00:58:48,019 Let's get dressed, let's get dressed. 1184 00:58:48,020 --> 00:58:51,610 You don't know yet who you are or what you want. 1185 00:58:55,110 --> 00:58:58,609 I really want a cheeseburger right now. 1186 00:58:58,610 --> 00:59:00,409 I know that. 1187 00:59:00,410 --> 00:59:02,239 The emotional freedom technique 1188 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:05,449 sends calm signals to your brain, 1189 00:59:05,450 --> 00:59:07,659 so follow me. 1190 00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:10,709 Even though I am heartbroken, 1191 00:59:10,710 --> 00:59:13,799 I fully love and accept myself. 1192 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,050 So now you try it. 1193 00:59:18,170 --> 00:59:21,139 Even though... 1194 00:59:21,140 --> 00:59:24,009 I'm heartbroken, 1195 00:59:24,010 --> 00:59:27,060 I fully love and accept myself. 1196 00:59:28,770 --> 00:59:33,979 Even though I hurt the only man I've ever loved, 1197 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,479 I fully love and accept myself. 1198 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:41,909 Even though I'm probably gonna die alone, 1199 00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:44,450 I fully love and accept myself. 1200 00:59:45,990 --> 00:59:50,329 Even though I wanna crawl into a hole and die, 1201 00:59:50,330 --> 00:59:51,669 I love and accept... 1202 00:59:51,670 --> 00:59:53,789 Fully love and accept myself. 1203 00:59:53,790 --> 00:59:57,260 Fully love and accept myself. 1204 01:00:01,550 --> 01:00:02,839 Very good. 1205 01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:04,849 I feel better. 1206 01:00:04,850 --> 01:00:07,469 Wonderful. 1207 01:00:07,470 --> 01:00:08,679 Cash or check? 1208 01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:10,559 Cash only, please. 1209 01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,890 Okay. 1210 01:00:17,570 --> 01:00:19,189 Hello? 1211 01:00:19,190 --> 01:00:20,699 Why aren't you calling me back? 1212 01:00:20,700 --> 01:00:22,449 I was just about to call the police. 1213 01:00:22,450 --> 01:00:24,819 I was going to, Mom. I was just busy. 1214 01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:27,539 You're not getting any younger. You need to start dating again. 1215 01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:29,499 It's only been a few weeks, Mom. 1216 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,749 Ali, Fariba's son, heard about the fireworks at the altar. 1217 01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:34,999 He wants to take you out. 1218 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,340 Nousha, he just finished dental school too. 1219 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:44,760 - Nousha? - Okay, Mom, yeah, set it up. 1220 01:00:54,150 --> 01:00:57,479 From what I hear, you're a little unconventional. 1221 01:00:57,480 --> 01:00:59,109 That's an understatement. 1222 01:00:59,110 --> 01:01:04,449 Yeah, and I heard you set off a bomb at your wedding. 1223 01:01:04,450 --> 01:01:08,950 I'm sorry. I should be more sensitive. 1224 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:12,329 So what was it like? 1225 01:01:12,330 --> 01:01:14,999 I don't wanna talk about it. 1226 01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:16,879 Sure. 1227 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,249 Nosy, I know. 1228 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:19,499 Excuse me. 1229 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:21,339 Can I have some more alcohol, please? 1230 01:01:21,340 --> 01:01:23,089 They're good, huh? 1231 01:01:23,090 --> 01:01:24,379 I looked the Yelp up. 1232 01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:26,639 It was like top three martinis in LA. 1233 01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,099 The other two were too far. 1234 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:29,809 It's nice that you did your research. 1235 01:01:29,810 --> 01:01:30,810 'Course. 1236 01:01:30,811 --> 01:01:32,179 Thank you, Tony. 1237 01:01:32,180 --> 01:01:34,729 Do you make Persian food? 1238 01:01:34,730 --> 01:01:37,559 Chenje, ghormeh sabzi? 1239 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,519 Umm... 1240 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,610 I'm gonna take that as a no. 1241 01:01:43,070 --> 01:01:44,109 But cheers. 1242 01:01:44,110 --> 01:01:46,859 - Cheers. - Cheers. 1243 01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:49,780 - So you're a dentist? - Mm-hmm. 1244 01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,910 Okay. 1245 01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,540 - Great. - Great. 1246 01:02:02,170 --> 01:02:04,129 You're a really nice guy. 1247 01:02:04,130 --> 01:02:06,629 Thanks. So are you. 1248 01:02:06,630 --> 01:02:08,929 Thank you, but I'm not. 1249 01:02:08,930 --> 01:02:10,969 I'm never gonna be a good Persian wife, 1250 01:02:10,970 --> 01:02:14,979 or a good wife or a good person. 1251 01:02:14,980 --> 01:02:17,519 I think you're great. 1252 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:19,610 You do? 1253 01:02:26,650 --> 01:02:27,820 Oh. 1254 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,119 Unzip me. 1255 01:02:35,120 --> 01:02:38,579 - This isn't too fast for you? - No, no, just go for it. 1256 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:39,670 All right. 1257 01:02:40,670 --> 01:02:41,670 Just... 1258 01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:42,999 You got it, you got it. 1259 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,260 I'm goin' there, all right, okay. 1260 01:02:48,090 --> 01:02:49,140 Wow! 1261 01:02:53,010 --> 01:02:57,099 You know, I actually took this photo of her. 1262 01:02:57,100 --> 01:03:00,479 Yeah, my dream has always been to marry someone 1263 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:03,479 as wonderful as my mom. 1264 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:06,149 And you know, you remind me of her. 1265 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:08,949 Do you mind zipping me back up? 1266 01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:11,320 Uh, okay. 1267 01:03:12,950 --> 01:03:14,289 Thank you so much. 1268 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:18,329 You know, I actually have to go. 1269 01:03:18,330 --> 01:03:21,579 - No! - Yeah, I have court. 1270 01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:22,669 Tomorrow. 1271 01:03:22,670 --> 01:03:24,459 Bye. 1272 01:03:24,460 --> 01:03:26,300 Bye. 1273 01:03:30,130 --> 01:03:31,970 You were right about her. 1274 01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:08,459 I really wish you guys were here. 1275 01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:11,379 Yeah, we do too, but Lulu's not feeling well. 1276 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:13,719 Sorry. 1277 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,559 I'm just gonna drop off the toothbrush and then leave. 1278 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,219 - Okay. - We just want you to know 1279 01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:19,769 that we don't think this is a good idea. 1280 01:04:19,770 --> 01:04:21,979 I know, but please just stay on the phone. 1281 01:04:21,980 --> 01:04:24,939 - We support you. - We support you. 1282 01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:26,939 All right, say bye, honey. Okay, bye. 1283 01:04:26,940 --> 01:04:28,229 Bye, we love you. 1284 01:04:28,230 --> 01:04:29,359 Love you. 1285 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,529 No, wait! 1286 01:04:31,530 --> 01:04:34,449 You sound like you could use some good stuff. 1287 01:04:34,450 --> 01:04:37,619 Do you have like caffeine pills? I'm really tired. 1288 01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:40,449 I promise you'll feel great. 1289 01:04:40,450 --> 01:04:42,539 If everything goes south, will I remember tomorrow? 1290 01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:44,209 No. 1291 01:04:44,210 --> 01:04:46,500 I'll take two, please. 1292 01:04:58,810 --> 01:05:01,930 ♪♪ 1293 01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:19,079 Excuse me, can you lift me up? I really need to see the deejay. 1294 01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,660 - All right. - Thank you. 1295 01:05:23,330 --> 01:05:25,420 There! Have your look. 1296 01:05:35,470 --> 01:05:37,089 Take over for a minute. 1297 01:05:37,090 --> 01:05:39,059 ♪ I'm freaking on a groove ♪ 1298 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:41,179 ♪ Trying real cool ♪ 1299 01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:44,520 ♪ Playing real cool Oh, baby ♪ 1300 01:05:46,270 --> 01:05:48,689 - Hi. - Hi. 1301 01:05:48,690 --> 01:05:51,729 Um, I brought your toothbrush. 1302 01:05:51,730 --> 01:05:54,449 Christ, Nousha, what are you doing here? 1303 01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:56,989 What, you don't call or text, and you blocked me on Facebook, 1304 01:05:56,990 --> 01:05:58,819 so how else was I supposed to bring your toothbrush? 1305 01:05:58,820 --> 01:06:01,449 You dumped me at the altar in front of everybody. 1306 01:06:01,450 --> 01:06:03,249 You broke my fucking heart. 1307 01:06:03,250 --> 01:06:05,959 I fucked up. I was scared. I was insecure. 1308 01:06:05,960 --> 01:06:07,459 There was too much pressure on me. 1309 01:06:07,460 --> 01:06:09,790 And no, I didn't mean what I said. 1310 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:14,169 I'm ready now. I'm ready. 1311 01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:17,129 It's too late for me. 1312 01:06:17,130 --> 01:06:18,549 I love you. 1313 01:06:18,550 --> 01:06:20,180 No, you don't. 1314 01:06:26,770 --> 01:06:28,229 - Whoo! - Oh! 1315 01:06:28,230 --> 01:06:30,230 Hey, watch it, girl! 1316 01:06:33,940 --> 01:06:35,189 Nousha! 1317 01:06:35,190 --> 01:06:37,070 Mom? 1318 01:06:39,780 --> 01:06:41,989 How long has this been going on? 1319 01:06:41,990 --> 01:06:45,659 Almost since your wedding, or your breakup. 1320 01:06:45,660 --> 01:06:48,079 We were going to tell you, 1321 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,499 but I guess we could tell them now. 1322 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,170 Tell us what? 1323 01:06:54,630 --> 01:06:57,089 Sam and I are getting married. 1324 01:06:57,090 --> 01:06:58,719 Who's Sam? 1325 01:06:58,720 --> 01:06:59,800 Saman! 1326 01:07:01,140 --> 01:07:02,259 That Sam? 1327 01:07:02,260 --> 01:07:04,270 And I'm converting. 1328 01:07:05,810 --> 01:07:07,849 Can you rub my arm? 1329 01:07:07,850 --> 01:07:09,599 Mom, why are you here? 1330 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:13,269 Oh, honey, no, we go dancing all the time. 1331 01:07:13,270 --> 01:07:16,189 We have been following you as DJ Mohammed. 1332 01:07:16,190 --> 01:07:19,159 I got married so early, and Sam was sent off to war. 1333 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:22,120 We just never had a chance to be young. 1334 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,829 Alex, it's never too late. 1335 01:07:24,830 --> 01:07:29,459 No. As Hafez says, "You must always stay close 1336 01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:33,669 to anything that makes you feel glad to be alive." 1337 01:07:33,670 --> 01:07:35,839 Or something like that, I think. Right? 1338 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:37,129 You got it. 1339 01:07:37,130 --> 01:07:38,259 Okay, no, stop. 1340 01:07:38,260 --> 01:07:39,589 Could you please stop? 1341 01:07:39,590 --> 01:07:40,629 Stop. 1342 01:07:40,630 --> 01:07:42,180 Am I tripping? 1343 01:07:43,180 --> 01:07:45,180 I think so. 1344 01:07:59,530 --> 01:08:02,779 Even your Uncle Saman is getting married before you. 1345 01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:05,449 God, I'm so happy for you. 1346 01:08:05,450 --> 01:08:07,159 What happened to Ali? 1347 01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,659 I'm not doing another one of your arrangements. 1348 01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:11,749 You're not doing this to me again, Nousha. 1349 01:08:11,750 --> 01:08:13,629 How dare you drop a doctor. 1350 01:08:13,630 --> 01:08:15,800 He wasn't a doctor. He was a dentist. 1351 01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:21,509 Whatever. I just want you to be happy. 1352 01:08:21,510 --> 01:08:25,550 Well, you're making me miserable, so... 1353 01:08:34,230 --> 01:08:38,319 Nousha, your mother loves you. 1354 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,530 She just doesn't know any better. 1355 01:08:42,570 --> 01:08:46,199 When my mother was 13 years old, 1356 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,909 God rest her soul, 1357 01:08:47,910 --> 01:08:51,039 she was given away to a 40-year-old man. 1358 01:08:51,040 --> 01:08:54,170 Child bride. She had no choice. 1359 01:08:57,130 --> 01:08:59,089 But you, you are free. 1360 01:08:59,090 --> 01:09:02,339 You can do whatever you want. 1361 01:09:02,340 --> 01:09:06,349 If you don't want to get married, you don't have to. 1362 01:09:06,350 --> 01:09:08,680 Do what your heart tells you. 1363 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,270 Yes, baby. 1364 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:26,280 And if you're a lesbian, that's okay too. 1365 01:09:29,870 --> 01:09:32,450 ♪ Listening to the noise of my tongue ♪ 1366 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,000 ♪ And I find myself slipping away ♪ 1367 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,129 ♪ Now I'm missing myself ♪ 1368 01:09:40,130 --> 01:09:41,130 Hi. 1369 01:09:41,131 --> 01:09:42,420 Hey. 1370 01:09:44,010 --> 01:09:45,339 ♪ Guess I gotta make friends ♪ 1371 01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:47,469 Keep your eyes on the board, okay? 1372 01:09:47,470 --> 01:09:49,719 Now I know why I was always too afraid to do this. 1373 01:09:49,720 --> 01:09:52,519 No, don't overthink it, Noush. Just trust. 1374 01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:53,599 Trust? 1375 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:55,270 - Trust. - Trust. 1376 01:09:56,270 --> 01:09:57,859 Trust! 1377 01:09:57,860 --> 01:09:59,859 ♪ Beneath the sea constantly ♪ 1378 01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:02,229 You have to learn how to be alone. 1379 01:10:02,230 --> 01:10:05,400 The quietness in your heart will give you the answers. 1380 01:10:06,610 --> 01:10:09,949 ♪ I have a heart ♪ 1381 01:10:09,950 --> 01:10:11,619 ♪ Heart unknown ♪ 1382 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:14,209 Is this one of the ones you put in your vagina? 1383 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,039 ♪ Never know where it's takin' me ♪ 1384 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:19,459 ♪ I have a heart ♪ 1385 01:10:19,460 --> 01:10:22,959 ♪ Heart unknown ♪ 1386 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,459 ♪ Underneath ♪ 1387 01:10:24,460 --> 01:10:25,929 ♪ Underneath, yeah ♪ 1388 01:10:25,930 --> 01:10:28,549 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1389 01:10:28,550 --> 01:10:31,139 ♪ Still beating underneath ♪ 1390 01:10:31,140 --> 01:10:32,559 ♪ Underneath ♪ 1391 01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,599 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1392 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,729 ♪ Still beating ♪ 1393 01:10:35,730 --> 01:10:38,019 How did you say bye to those eyes? 1394 01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:40,649 Well, it was a mutual agreement. 1395 01:10:40,650 --> 01:10:43,649 For me, it was something else. I don't wanna go there. 1396 01:10:43,650 --> 01:10:45,609 Sorry. 1397 01:10:45,610 --> 01:10:48,410 ♪ The mistakes that I made from my enemies ♪ 1398 01:10:49,820 --> 01:10:52,330 Wanna grab a cheeseburger together? 1399 01:10:53,660 --> 01:10:55,329 Just kidding. 1400 01:10:55,330 --> 01:10:56,869 I'm vegan now. 1401 01:10:56,870 --> 01:10:58,289 ♪ But I'm halfway there ♪ 1402 01:10:58,290 --> 01:10:59,579 Namaste. 1403 01:10:59,580 --> 01:11:01,089 ♪ The waves of emotion ♪ 1404 01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:02,090 Did I do it right? 1405 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:03,129 ♪ Are everywhere ♪ 1406 01:11:03,130 --> 01:11:06,459 ♪ I have a heart ♪ 1407 01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:10,179 ♪ Heart unknown ♪ 1408 01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:12,509 ♪ I never know where it's taking me ♪ 1409 01:11:12,510 --> 01:11:15,979 ♪ I have a heart ♪ 1410 01:11:15,980 --> 01:11:18,889 ♪ Heart unknown ♪ 1411 01:11:18,890 --> 01:11:20,599 ♪ Underneath ♪ 1412 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,269 ♪ Underneath, yeah ♪ 1413 01:11:22,270 --> 01:11:24,609 ♪ I'm halfway broken ♪ 1414 01:11:24,610 --> 01:11:26,819 ♪ But I'm halfway there ♪ 1415 01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:31,950 ♪ The waves of emotion are everywhere ♪ 1416 01:11:33,830 --> 01:11:37,079 ♪ I have a heart ♪ 1417 01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:40,499 ♪ Heart unknown ♪ 1418 01:11:40,500 --> 01:11:43,129 ♪ I never know where it's taking me ♪ 1419 01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:46,669 ♪ I have a heart ♪ 1420 01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:49,679 ♪ Heart unknown ♪ 1421 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:51,339 ♪ Underneath ♪ 1422 01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:52,969 ♪ Underneath, yeah ♪ 1423 01:11:52,970 --> 01:11:55,559 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1424 01:11:55,560 --> 01:11:58,389 ♪ Still beating underneath ♪ 1425 01:11:58,390 --> 01:12:00,479 ♪ Underneath ♪ 1426 01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:02,440 ♪ Still beating ♪ 1427 01:12:06,980 --> 01:12:10,649 ♪♪ 1428 01:12:10,650 --> 01:12:12,359 - No. - Oh. 1429 01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:14,780 Right? What? 1430 01:12:37,510 --> 01:12:40,180 I thought you might need this. 1431 01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:45,690 Thank you. 1432 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,029 Bill's out there, 1433 01:12:49,030 --> 01:12:51,569 trying to teach Ziba how to use a BlackBerry. 1434 01:12:51,570 --> 01:12:53,529 He is not. 1435 01:12:53,530 --> 01:12:55,239 Oh, my gosh. 1436 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:59,080 You know, I've never really given you enough credit. 1437 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,040 He's not easy. 1438 01:13:04,330 --> 01:13:05,999 Girl... 1439 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,209 We have a lot to talk about. 1440 01:13:08,210 --> 01:13:09,920 We do. 1441 01:13:12,550 --> 01:13:14,759 You look... 1442 01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:16,600 divine. 1443 01:13:17,970 --> 01:13:19,680 Thank you. 1444 01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:23,599 You ready, Mom? 1445 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,729 Ohh! More than ready. 1446 01:13:25,730 --> 01:13:28,069 I love that man. 1447 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:31,939 And besides, the sexual chemistry is off the charts. 1448 01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:34,399 - Mom... - I literally didn't even know 1449 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,449 that I could bend like... 1450 01:13:35,450 --> 01:13:37,200 Okay, Mom, stop. 1451 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:49,880 Alex... 1452 01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:55,800 I want you to be happy. 1453 01:13:56,800 --> 01:13:58,600 I am happy. 1454 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:02,559 I think Hafez said 1455 01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:07,310 that love forgives and heals. 1456 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,110 You look beautiful. 1457 01:14:13,900 --> 01:14:16,030 - See you out there. - Okay. 1458 01:14:24,330 --> 01:14:25,410 Thanks. 1459 01:14:27,580 --> 01:14:29,459 Uh-huh. 1460 01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:31,750 Like James Bond. 1461 01:14:34,050 --> 01:14:37,090 Nousha, what is wrong? 1462 01:14:40,470 --> 01:14:42,599 Tell me what's wrong. 1463 01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:46,479 I'm honestly so happy for you. It's okay. 1464 01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:48,770 You are not happy. 1465 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,189 No, I'm not. 1466 01:14:53,190 --> 01:14:55,899 I really miss him. 1467 01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:58,910 I don't think he's ever gonna forgive me. 1468 01:15:02,780 --> 01:15:06,499 You know what's wrong with your generation? 1469 01:15:06,500 --> 01:15:08,119 You're too skeptical. 1470 01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:11,419 Always doubting everything. 1471 01:15:11,420 --> 01:15:13,500 So afraid of marriage. 1472 01:15:15,460 --> 01:15:19,049 It's this Internet. 1473 01:15:19,050 --> 01:15:22,929 Nousha, you don't know how to have faith. 1474 01:15:22,930 --> 01:15:25,769 You have to believe in things. 1475 01:15:25,770 --> 01:15:28,809 That's how life moves forward. 1476 01:15:28,810 --> 01:15:30,810 That's a God lecture. 1477 01:15:32,150 --> 01:15:35,189 1986, the Iran-Iraq War. 1478 01:15:35,190 --> 01:15:37,609 We are in the depths of hell. 1479 01:15:37,610 --> 01:15:38,989 The government was broke, 1480 01:15:38,990 --> 01:15:42,029 so we had limited arms and no supplies. 1481 01:15:42,030 --> 01:15:45,909 But my men, they marched on. 1482 01:15:45,910 --> 01:15:50,330 We took Najaf with just one tank and a handful of grenades. 1483 01:15:52,830 --> 01:15:55,340 But then we heard the airstrikes. 1484 01:15:56,340 --> 01:15:58,589 Chemical weapons. 1485 01:15:58,590 --> 01:16:00,629 It was Saddam. 1486 01:16:00,630 --> 01:16:03,220 He blasted my men. 1487 01:16:04,760 --> 01:16:06,349 Most of them died... 1488 01:16:06,350 --> 01:16:07,520 like that. 1489 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:12,730 But I just lost a few ligaments. 1490 01:16:13,980 --> 01:16:16,729 How did I never know about that? 1491 01:16:16,730 --> 01:16:18,939 I also have a scar on my backside right here. 1492 01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:22,570 No, I don't need... I'm good, I'm good. 1493 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:32,459 The point is, Nousha, that even in my darkest hour, 1494 01:16:32,460 --> 01:16:34,789 I still had faith. 1495 01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:38,509 I knew that one day there would be a light, 1496 01:16:38,510 --> 01:16:41,009 and that light... 1497 01:16:41,010 --> 01:16:42,930 is Maggie. 1498 01:16:45,930 --> 01:16:49,639 If you're constantly living in fear, 1499 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:53,309 you won't let the light in. 1500 01:16:53,310 --> 01:16:55,769 As in love, 1501 01:16:55,770 --> 01:16:58,529 it's simple. 1502 01:16:58,530 --> 01:17:01,320 And you should never give up. 1503 01:17:05,870 --> 01:17:08,200 I'm gonna need your help with something. 1504 01:17:09,660 --> 01:17:11,080 Pigeon. 1505 01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:13,579 Thanks, Saman. 1506 01:17:13,580 --> 01:17:15,290 Of course, darling. 1507 01:17:29,510 --> 01:17:30,519 Hi. 1508 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:31,929 Ready? 1509 01:17:31,930 --> 01:17:33,519 I am. 1510 01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:35,939 Actually, Alex, if you don't mind, 1511 01:17:35,940 --> 01:17:39,979 I would really like to walk your mother down the aisle. 1512 01:17:39,980 --> 01:17:41,489 Of course, Dad. 1513 01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:42,490 Thank you. 1514 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:45,449 Um, you all got me here, 1515 01:17:45,450 --> 01:17:48,619 so you all are walking me down the aisle. 1516 01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:51,619 Hey, you too, Steven! 1517 01:17:51,620 --> 01:17:53,660 Get in here, you handsome bastard. 1518 01:17:55,420 --> 01:17:56,629 Quite a family. 1519 01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:58,039 You ready? 1520 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,840 Right legs first. 1521 01:18:03,670 --> 01:18:07,550 ♪♪ 1522 01:18:09,930 --> 01:18:12,890 I'm gonna leave you here. You're on your own. 1523 01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:14,939 Be amazing. 1524 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,519 Thank you. 1525 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:18,400 - Ready? - Yeah. 1526 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,619 Thank you all for coming. 1527 01:18:31,620 --> 01:18:35,579 Love is not about keeping a score, 1528 01:18:35,580 --> 01:18:38,669 hesitation or fear. 1529 01:18:38,670 --> 01:18:44,209 Love is about sacrifice, understanding 1530 01:18:44,210 --> 01:18:46,969 and forgiveness. 1531 01:18:46,970 --> 01:18:49,679 As the great Persian poet says, 1532 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,929 "And still after all this time," 1533 01:18:52,930 --> 01:18:56,059 the sun never says to the Earth, 1534 01:18:56,060 --> 01:18:57,890 "'You owe me.'" 1535 01:18:59,650 --> 01:19:03,479 Look what happens with that kind of love. 1536 01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:06,950 It lights the whole sky. 1537 01:19:10,490 --> 01:19:15,620 Now may I ask the ladies join me for the Persian canopy. 1538 01:19:23,670 --> 01:19:25,550 Rings, please? 1539 01:19:29,510 --> 01:19:31,509 Thank you. 1540 01:19:31,510 --> 01:19:33,889 Maggie Baker... 1541 01:19:33,890 --> 01:19:37,309 do you accept Saman Amir Husseini 1542 01:19:37,310 --> 01:19:39,899 as your husband willingly, 1543 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:42,519 without any reservation? 1544 01:19:42,520 --> 01:19:44,820 I sure do. 1545 01:19:47,030 --> 01:19:50,989 Saman Amir Husseini, 1546 01:19:50,990 --> 01:19:54,949 do you take Maggie Baker as your wife willingly, 1547 01:19:54,950 --> 01:19:57,869 without any reservation? 1548 01:19:57,870 --> 01:19:59,960 Heck yes. 1549 01:20:01,580 --> 01:20:03,879 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1550 01:20:03,880 --> 01:20:06,420 You may kiss the bride. 1551 01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:09,839 Ha ha! Whoo! 1552 01:20:09,840 --> 01:20:12,799 Now let's party! 1553 01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:16,060 ♪♪ 1554 01:20:35,620 --> 01:20:38,749 Mmm! 1555 01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:40,209 Yeah! 1556 01:20:40,210 --> 01:20:41,869 Whoo! 1557 01:20:41,870 --> 01:20:43,789 - That's so good. - Delicious. 1558 01:20:43,790 --> 01:20:45,629 Sweet like you. 1559 01:20:45,630 --> 01:20:47,629 You know, there are weirder things. 1560 01:20:47,630 --> 01:20:49,169 Yeah. 1561 01:20:49,170 --> 01:20:50,549 Oh, yeah? 1562 01:20:50,550 --> 01:20:51,969 - Yeah, plenty. - For sure. 1563 01:20:51,970 --> 01:20:53,010 Name one. 1564 01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:58,849 Oh, sorry. 1565 01:20:58,850 --> 01:21:01,269 I'll be right back, okay? 1566 01:21:01,270 --> 01:21:02,770 Thank you. 1567 01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:07,859 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. 1568 01:21:07,860 --> 01:21:09,819 I just would like to say 1569 01:21:09,820 --> 01:21:14,240 that today has been the most wonderful day of my life. 1570 01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:19,909 Thank you. 1571 01:21:19,910 --> 01:21:24,619 And it is not only because I had the pleasure 1572 01:21:24,620 --> 01:21:27,169 of marrying this beautiful goddess 1573 01:21:27,170 --> 01:21:29,379 and the love of my life, 1574 01:21:29,380 --> 01:21:31,709 Maggie Baker-Husseini, 1575 01:21:31,710 --> 01:21:34,179 but also I would like to say 1576 01:21:34,180 --> 01:21:39,099 that we have today with us in the house 1577 01:21:39,100 --> 01:21:41,559 one of my favorite singers in the whole world. 1578 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:45,059 Ladies and gentlemen, please help me welcome 1579 01:21:45,060 --> 01:21:46,979 Miss Celine Dion. 1580 01:21:46,980 --> 01:21:49,940 Oh, my God! 1581 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:55,400 - My favorite! - There she is! 1582 01:21:57,410 --> 01:21:59,740 Celine, Celine, Celine! 1583 01:22:02,950 --> 01:22:05,170 Celine, thank you. 1584 01:22:10,590 --> 01:22:14,969 ♪ I met you at a protest ♪ 1585 01:22:14,970 --> 01:22:19,849 ♪ I tried to keep my cool ♪ 1586 01:22:19,850 --> 01:22:24,559 ♪ A fire on our wedding day ♪ 1587 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:27,480 ♪ When I fell in the pool ♪ 1588 01:22:28,770 --> 01:22:33,229 ♪ I'll be there in a heartbeat ♪ 1589 01:22:33,230 --> 01:22:36,859 ♪ Anytime that you call ♪ 1590 01:22:36,860 --> 01:22:41,699 ♪ I wanna be domestic partners now ♪ 1591 01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:45,540 ♪ Saddam and Andy Warhol ♪ 1592 01:22:46,670 --> 01:22:50,249 ♪ I wanted to tell you ♪ 1593 01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:54,089 ♪ But I was so filled with doubt ♪ 1594 01:22:54,090 --> 01:22:57,839 ♪ Fear got in the way ♪ 1595 01:22:57,840 --> 01:23:01,719 ♪ I am right here to say ♪ 1596 01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:05,350 ♪ That I'm ready now ♪ 1597 01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:36,959 Wait. 1598 01:23:36,960 --> 01:23:38,969 Aren't we like cousins now? 1599 01:23:38,970 --> 01:23:42,719 More like second cousins, so it's still legal. 1600 01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:44,720 ♪♪ 1601 01:24:21,930 --> 01:24:26,720 ♪ Hey, ah ♪ 1602 01:24:29,060 --> 01:24:32,020 ♪♪ 1603 01:24:40,610 --> 01:24:45,369 ♪ Let go and let your body move ♪ 1604 01:24:45,370 --> 01:24:48,159 ♪ Come on and let me show you ♪ 1605 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:50,580 ♪ I got the right thing ♪ 1606 01:24:52,210 --> 01:24:54,919 ♪ Nothing happens when I stop ya ♪ 1607 01:24:54,920 --> 01:24:57,839 ♪ If you think you really wanna ♪ 1608 01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:00,839 ♪ Nothin', nothin's gonna stop ya ♪ 1609 01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:03,719 ♪ Shake it up and let loose ♪ 1610 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:08,059 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 1611 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,559 ♪ Everybody ♪ 1612 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:14,439 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 1613 01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:17,149 ♪ If you feel lucky ♪ 1614 01:25:17,150 --> 01:25:19,230 ♪ If you're feelin' free ♪ 1615 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:22,899 ♪ If you got this feelin' ♪ 1616 01:25:22,900 --> 01:25:25,909 ♪ Come on and move with me ♪ 1617 01:25:25,910 --> 01:25:27,279 ♪ Get together ♪ 1618 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:30,079 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1619 01:25:30,080 --> 01:25:31,789 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1620 01:25:31,790 --> 01:25:33,079 ♪ Get together ♪ 1621 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:35,879 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1622 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:37,539 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1623 01:25:37,540 --> 01:25:38,879 ♪ Get together ♪ 1624 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:40,919 ♪ I'll show you ♪ 1625 01:25:40,920 --> 01:25:43,589 ♪ A thing or two ♪ 1626 01:25:43,590 --> 01:25:46,219 ♪ It's somethin' so easy ♪ 1627 01:25:46,220 --> 01:25:48,550 ♪ It's not that hard to do ♪ 1628 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:53,139 ♪ It's simple as one, two, three ♪ 1629 01:25:53,140 --> 01:25:56,189 ♪ It's simple as A-B-C ♪ 1630 01:25:56,190 --> 01:25:58,899 ♪ Everything is better ♪ 1631 01:25:58,900 --> 01:26:02,109 ♪ When you put it all together ♪ 1632 01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:06,409 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 1633 01:26:06,410 --> 01:26:07,989 ♪ Everybody ♪ 1634 01:26:07,990 --> 01:26:12,619 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 1635 01:26:12,620 --> 01:26:15,459 ♪ If you feel lucky ♪ 1636 01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:18,169 ♪ If you're feelin' free ♪ 1637 01:26:18,170 --> 01:26:21,299 ♪ If you got this feelin' ♪ 1638 01:26:21,300 --> 01:26:24,049 ♪ Come on and move with me ♪ 1639 01:26:24,050 --> 01:26:25,469 ♪ Get together ♪ 1640 01:26:25,470 --> 01:26:28,339 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1641 01:26:28,340 --> 01:26:30,009 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1642 01:26:30,010 --> 01:26:31,309 ♪ Get together ♪ 1643 01:26:31,310 --> 01:26:34,099 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1644 01:26:34,100 --> 01:26:35,689 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1645 01:26:35,690 --> 01:26:37,440 ♪ Get together ♪ 1646 01:26:43,230 --> 01:26:46,149 ♪ Clap along, clap along ♪ 1647 01:26:46,150 --> 01:26:49,029 ♪ If you feel all right ♪ 1648 01:26:49,030 --> 01:26:51,909 ♪ Clap along, clap along ♪ 1649 01:26:51,910 --> 01:26:54,619 ♪ If you feel all right ♪ 1650 01:26:54,620 --> 01:26:58,629 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 1651 01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:00,459 ♪ Everybody ♪ 1652 01:27:00,460 --> 01:27:05,129 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 1653 01:27:05,130 --> 01:27:07,929 ♪ If you feel lucky ♪ 1654 01:27:07,930 --> 01:27:09,890 ♪ If you're feelin' free ♪ 1655 01:27:11,140 --> 01:27:13,769 ♪ If you got this feelin' ♪ 1656 01:27:13,770 --> 01:27:15,139 ♪ Come on and move with me ♪ 1657 01:27:15,140 --> 01:27:16,639 ♪ C'mon and move with me ♪ 1658 01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:17,939 ♪ Get together ♪ 1659 01:27:17,940 --> 01:27:20,729 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1660 01:27:20,730 --> 01:27:22,609 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1661 01:27:22,610 --> 01:27:23,649 ♪ Get together ♪ 1662 01:27:23,650 --> 01:27:26,489 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1663 01:27:26,490 --> 01:27:28,109 ♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪ 1664 01:27:28,110 --> 01:27:29,780 ♪ Get together ♪ 113118