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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the story you are about to see
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was taken almost word for word
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and incident for incident
out of the files
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of the Treasury Department's
roughest cases.
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It is an actual case history,
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and one that baffled
the department for years.
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It is, to my mind,
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one of the most
incredible stories
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I've ever heard,
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and I'm quite certain
you will find it the same.
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Please keep one thing in mind
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as the story unfolds before you.
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Everything you are about to see
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is true.
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It actually happened.
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
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[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
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Hey, mister, I'm awfully sorry.
But I'd like to explain.
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You see, I was doing
nothing but fishing.
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I look forward to it all year.
I don't do anything
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but just fish, see?
And I was out there fishing,
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I cast out my line
and then I saw the rod bend,
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and I never dreamed
I would catch anything
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uh, particularly catch anything
even half as large as you are.
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- Never mind.
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Knock off the chatter
and listen.
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- Oh, yeah,
don't worry about that.
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I'm a very, very good listener.
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- Lift me up a little.
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- Yeah, sure.
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Oh.
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Hey, mister,
you're really hurt.
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Gee, I didn't think
the hook was that strong.
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- Not much time left.
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Diamonds.
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Lots of diamonds,
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millions, dollars,
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don't let them have 'em.
Stop 'em.
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Promise, please, swear.
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- W-well, I'll promise,
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but I-I never swear.
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Once in a while a little
curse word sneaks out,
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but I never swear. That's
something I don't do.
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- Oh, the hotel...
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The yardarm.
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The hotel with the yardarm.
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The pouch. Run!
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Wait!
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Give me your word.
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Run!
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Wait!
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Promise me. Swear.
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- I told you before, mister,
about the swearing.
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I never do that.
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[GUNFIRE]
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[SEAGULLS CAWING IN DISTANCE]
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[GUNFIRE]
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[SPLASHING]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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- Incredible.
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Right?
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That young man
was Gerald Clamson.
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Here.
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Take a closer look.
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He is the head auditor
for the Weak National Bank
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and has held down
that position for 11 years.
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He's a bachelor
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and he works very hard50 weeks a year,
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and waits with nerve-tinglingimpatience
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for that two weeks vacation
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when all he hasto think about is fishing.
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He loves to fish and travel,
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and otherwisemind his own business.
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However, circumstances,
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unusual circumstances,
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had suddenly put him
in a position
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where he couldn't just
mind his own business.
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He would at least have to
report all this to the police.
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- He's dead, that's for sure.
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- Is he dead?
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- I checked him. He's dead.
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- You thought he was dead
in Chicago.
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- No, Rex thought
he was dead in Chicago.
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I thought he was dead
in Hong Kong.
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- Rex thoughthe was dead in Seattle..
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Gunner thoughthe was dead in Hong Kong.
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And you thoughthe got it in Chicago..
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Now did anybodycheck to make sure it's him?
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- I told you I checked.
Can't you hear?
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- Not if you don't
press the button, he won't.
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- I checked.
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- Yeah, you checked to seeif he was dead.
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You said, "Sure, he's dead.
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But is it him that's dead?".
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- Now check and make sure
it's a dead him.
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- It's him, all right, boss.
No doubt about it.
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The same beady little eyes,
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that dumb nose.
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He even has that same stupid
smile on his face.
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- It's too good to be true..
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- You're right, boss.
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You know, this'll be the first
good night's sleep
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I've had in years.
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- Never mind all that.
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Now make surethere's nothing on him.
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Put some extra weights on him,
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and bring him outinto the deep water.
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Then come back to the ship.
Over and out.
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- Right, boss.
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[MAN COUGHS]
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- Gunner, you catching cold?
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- I didn't cough.
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[♪♪♪]
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- You know what I'm gonna do?
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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Give me that clip.
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Give me it.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna make
so sure this time
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that even if I doubt it,
I won't!
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[GUNFIRE]
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- Precious Minutes
to Torn Pocket.
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- This is Torn Pocket.
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- The sounds I'm hearing,you're still not sure.
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So I'll handle thisonce and for all.
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Now stand back and take cover.
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[♪♪♪]
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[EXPLOSION]
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[LAUGHS]
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[SNEEZES]
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- This was Sid Valentine,
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alias Sid Valente,
alias Big Sid,
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alias Ice Pick Sid,
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alias Helen Valentine.
He tried everything.
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He had a record of
26 arrests and 25 convictions,
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for grand theft,
assault with a deadly weapon,
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narcotics, murder,
female impersonator.
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In fact, every known crime
in the book.
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He was absolutely no relation
to Gerald Clamson,
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but, uh, he could've easily
passed as his twin brother.
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He was a member of
a multi-million dollar
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diamond smuggling ring
until he decided
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to cut himself in
for a bigger piece of the pie.
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- What's the trouble, Ed?
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- Hiya, Jack. A 309 and a 107.
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- Oh.
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Driving on the wrong side
and faulty tail lights, huh?
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- No.
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Faulty tail lights?
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Oh. A 309 and a 107.
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309 is speeding.
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107 is expired license plates.
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- You see, officer, like I was
telling this other gentleman,
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I was doing nothing but
fishing this morning,
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when the man in a rubber suit
came up on the beach
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and talked to me
about the diamonds.
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- Speeding is a 601.
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- It's a 309.
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- Plus the fact there was this
big boat out there, you see,
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and it was shooting at me
and it had this yardarm,
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and I promised.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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GERALD: See, actually,
it was all motivated
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by just wanting to go fishing,
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and, uh, I do that every year.
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Now, I-I'm just trying
to say that I...
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- What's the problem here, men?
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- A 309 and a 107.
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- Oh, resisting arrest
and a leaky muffler, huh?
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- No, driving on the wrong side
and faulty tail lights.
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- No, no.
It was just that I was fishing
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and this man came out
of the ocean, see,
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and he was carrying
this diamond yardarm,
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and he had the mask on.
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OFFICER 1: I said speeding
and expired license plates.
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OFFICER 3:
A 309 is resisting arrest.
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OFFICER 1: That's impossible.
[OFFICER 3 LAUGHS]
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- All right,
what's it all about?
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- Oh, uh, i-it's all about,
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uh, it's all about the man
who came out of the ocean
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in-in the black
rubber suit and told me
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to go to the hotel.
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- [OFFICER 3]
This officer says a 309
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is not resisting arrest.
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- A 309 is swimming in the nude.
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- Uh, here, look at my manual,
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and I'll prove it to you.
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- Look, it all happened ...
- Here you are ...
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- He came out of the ocean ...
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- 309, resisting arrest ...
- There was also the boat ...
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- While swimming in the nude.
They were shooting from a boat...
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[ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
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- This boat-shooting, man,
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he was dying.
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I promised.
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I said, I promised
that I would just ...
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From the boat, this man...
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Will someone listen to me?
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I'm just... will someone just ...
I'm trying to explain,
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if someone would just
listen to me for a second!
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I'm trying ...
I'm trying to ex...
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Look ... I'm...
[OFFICERS KEEP ARGUING]
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Somebody better li...
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All right, now.
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Okay.
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Now, that's it.
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You're gonna listen
or I'm goin'.
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I'm getting in the car.
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Watch it.
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[OFFICERS KEEP ARGUING]
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I'm getting in the car.
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Here, I'm almost in the car.
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And I'm going to slam the door.
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There, it's slammed.
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[ENGINE START]
[OFFICERS STILL ARGUING]
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Watch, I'm gonna leave.
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- So you see, what Jerry's
beginning to find out
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is that most people
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are so completely wrapped up
in their own affairs
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that they aren't
really terribly interested
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in anything
that doesn't involve them.
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And, unfortunately,
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that's the way it is.
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- [MAN] I'm beginning to
think this map is a phony
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Nobody asked you.
Shut up and keep digging.
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- What if it is a phony?
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- It isn't a phony.
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Why would he make a phony
and leave it on the boat
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he rigged to blow up?
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- Okay, so we found
the dynamite,
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then the phony map would
slow us up some more.
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- Okay, stupid,
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now where's the real map?
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It wasn't on him, was it?
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- Maybe he gave it
to the fisherman.
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- Fisherman? Are you nuts?
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He wouldn't give it
to some stranger.
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- He'd give it to anyone else
before he gave it to us.
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- Will you stupes shut up?
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Now, the only way to find out
if this is a phony map,
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and that's to dig. Dig?
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We dig.
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[TELEPHONE DINGS]
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- [WOMAN] Operator.
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- Oh, hello, operator, uh,
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I have a small problem. Well,
actually it's a big problem.
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You see ...
- I'll connect you
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with Customer Service.
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- Oh no, I want the police.
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- [STETSON]Hello. CustomerService, Stetson here.
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Oh. Uh, no,
I don't want Customer Service.
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I think the operator
made a mistake.
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Would you get her
back for me, please?
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- Just click the receiver, sir,
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and you'll getthe operator back.
259
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- Oh, of course. I'm sorry.
260
00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,785
[TELEPHONE DINGS]
261
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:54,454
- [WOMAN] Operator.
262
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,623
- Uh, operator,
how do I call the police?
263
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,042
- I usually cup my handsaround my mouth and yell,
264
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,586
"Help, Police!".
265
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,630
- No. I mean on the phone.
266
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,674
- Do you wantthe Mission Bay Department,
267
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,259
Waterfront Patrol
268
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,803
or the San Diego Main Office?.
269
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,179
- Well, I really don't know.
270
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:12,639
You see,
I have this little problem,
271
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,266
well, actually, it's
a big problem...
272
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,101
- I'll connectyou with Customer Service..
273
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,185
- No, wait!
274
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,020
- [STETSON]Hi.This is Customer Service,
275
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,522
Stetson speaking.
276
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,232
- Hello. I want the police.
277
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,817
- Well, they're not here.
278
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,735
This is Customer Service,Stetson speaking.
279
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,028
- Yeah, I know this is,
280
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,363
uh, Customer Service, Stetson.
281
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,031
But I don't want
Customer Service, see?
282
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,408
I want - I want the police
283
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:32,909
and - and I asked the operator,
284
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,161
a-and will you
get her back for me?
285
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,330
- If you could try clickingthe receiver, hm?
286
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,499
- I did that once
and I lost my dime.
287
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:42,752
- If you call Customer Servicethey'll mail your dime back.
288
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,046
- You're Customer Service,
Stetson!
289
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,090
- Well, how about that?
290
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,718
Uh, why don't you just call meand give me your address?
291
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,052
[TELEPHONE JANGLES]
292
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,226
[TELEPHONE DINGS]
293
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,687
- [WOMAN] Operator.
294
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,981
- Hello, operator,
get me the police.
295
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,816
- Do you wantthe Mission Bay Department,
296
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,318
Waterfront Patrol
297
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,486
or the San Diego Main Office?.
298
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,155
- Look, operator, I don't care.
299
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:12,073
I have this prob ...
No, look.
300
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,576
Get me the
San Diego Main Office.
301
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:17,787
- That'll be 15 cents, please.
302
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:41,561
[TELEPHONE JANGLES]
303
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,535
Hello?
304
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,412
This is your operator.
305
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,914
- [STETSON] Oh, hi, operator,
306
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,916
this is Mister Stetsonwith Customer Service.
307
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,002
- There seems to be some troubleon this line, Mister Stetson..
308
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,128
- Trouble?
309
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,922
Oh, there was some nuton there a minute ago
310
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,590
complaining aboutlosing a dime.
311
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,467
- Oh, is that so?
312
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,678
Well, I got some news for you,
you're nuts.
313
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,513
How do you like that, folks?
314
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,431
You're both nuts!
315
00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,772
I'm on the phone here,
316
00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,440
and they keep...
317
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,152
[♪♪♪]
318
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:34,322
Mister, what's that over there?
319
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:35,615
- Uh, uh, where?
320
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,325
- Right there.
Wh-what's that over there?
321
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,455
- Th-th-th-that's a hotel.
Th-th-the - The Hilton Inn.
322
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,999
- That's it. That's it.
The yardarm. That's it!
323
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,836
- Th-that's what?
- The yardarm. The hotel!
324
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,546
Oh, that's it.
I've been looking,
325
00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,089
and it's right there
in front of me.
326
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:54,134
The Yardarm Hilton!
Ooh, that's it!
327
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,011
[♪♪♪]
328
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,897
- Thank you.
329
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,358
Oh. Oh.
330
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,527
- So sorry.
- Golly.
331
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:14,446
- Oh, I'm terrible sorry.
332
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,947
I was in a hurry, and I ...
333
00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:18,366
I didn't see you
standing there.
334
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,909
- It's all right.
I-I just guess,
335
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,036
I got carried away
on my shopping spree.
336
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,330
- Well, that's a woman's
privilege, isn't it?
337
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,291
- I guess!
- Oh, hey... I could...
338
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,042
Oh, uh, your change...
- Let me tell you
339
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,003
a little secret.
- Yeah?
340
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,839
- I like chivalrous men who help
ladies with their packages.
341
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,425
I hope that
doesn't change either.
342
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,968
- Well, here you are.
343
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:41,222
[FLUSTERED JERRY MUMBLING]
344
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,394
- I think I have
everything now.
345
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,688
- Yeah, well, you sure?
I'd better help you in case,
346
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,398
because you're not very ...
- Thank you.
347
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:51,733
- It's not good yet.
348
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,735
[♪♪♪]
349
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,843
[woman giggles
- Can you make it all right now?
350
00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:21,763
- I'll be fine, if you'll
just... Wait, here.
351
00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,389
- Here you go,
put that there. Okay.
352
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,599
- Okay.
- Okay?
353
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,017
- Thank you very much.
354
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,769
- You're welcome.
- You've been very kind.
355
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:29,938
- Thank you. I-I...
356
00:20:30,104 --> 00:20:31,481
Uh, till we meet again!
357
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,912
Say, excuse me, but I was just
helping a lady out there,
358
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,789
and I came in here because ...
- Look, fella,
359
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:50,083
I don't know what you're up to,
but take my advice ...
360
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,585
- Oh well, I just came up here
for some information. You see
361
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,879
I was fishing, and, uh,
this morning, on the beach,
362
00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:57,423
and I-I had this man tell me
about the yardarm in the hotel,
363
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,634
and I wanted to find out
if it was about the diamonds.
364
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:02,303
So I saw the...
- We don't need any diamonds,
365
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,014
and I couldn't care less
about your personal problem.
366
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:08,142
Would you just put an egg
in your shoe and beat it.
367
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,353
- No but you don't understand ...
[MAN GROANS]
368
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,564
Oh, I'm sorry. Mister, did ...
Are you all right?
369
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,816
[MAN GROANS]
Mister? Oh, I really...
370
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,609
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, let me explain,
371
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,778
uh, that was an accident...
372
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,076
Oh, I'm awfully sorry.
I couldn't help it.
373
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:26,369
[BANGING]
374
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,580
- If I could just get my room,
I'd appreciate it.
375
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,999
- Right away, Colonel Sanders,
right away, sir.
376
00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:32,292
Beat it!
377
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,626
- Yeah, all right.
378
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,712
- Such rank inefficiency
I never seen.
379
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,423
You bungling moron.
380
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:40,174
- Moron?
381
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:41,384
Oh, me? Of course.
[LAUGHS]
382
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,011
Very happy to have
you with us, sir.
383
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:44,262
Front, boy!
384
00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,556
Uh, I'm sorry I took so long,
sir, very sorry.
385
00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,224
- You should be sorry.
386
00:21:48,391 --> 00:21:50,727
- Well, I am.
It's the foot, sir.
387
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,235
- [BAMBI]
What are you looking for?
388
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,362
- [MAN] I don't know. I got
me a hunch the diamonds
389
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,655
are some place on this boat.
390
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:12,081
Look, baby,
there's two possibilities.
391
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,667
One, he hid the diamonds here
some place on this boat,
392
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,170
figuring the boat
was going to blow up.
393
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,096
Then he was going to
skin dive down,
394
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,849
and lift them all
from the bottom of the ocean.
395
00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:32,393
Or...
396
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,814
he buried them
in another place,
397
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,693
and passed the map
onto an accomplice.
398
00:22:41,611 --> 00:22:43,237
Huh?
399
00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,323
[LAUGHS]
400
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,497
- Who?
401
00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,540
Surely not one
of the three wise men.
402
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,126
- Ah, we saw another
guy on the beach.
403
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,128
A fisherman.
404
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,547
I don't think he would give it
to some stranger...
405
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,591
but on the other hand
he had no choice.
406
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,885
He might have figured
that anything was better
407
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,429
than leaving it for me.
408
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:10,848
For us.
409
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,600
- I don't know
why you'd think that.
410
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:13,977
Yeah.
411
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,437
We were his friends.
412
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,606
[BAMBI] Fisherman, huh?
413
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,821
Where is this fisherman now?
414
00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:26,864
- Who knows?
He might come back to the beach.
415
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,241
We'll keep it cased.
416
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:31,327
But I still say the diamonds
are on this boat.
417
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,371
- I don't think so.
418
00:23:33,538 --> 00:23:35,707
[MAN 1] I don't think
he'd stash 'em here.
419
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,959
[MAN 2] And I don't
think it makes sense.
420
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,294
[MAN 3] Look, Rex was
down at the beach,
421
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,255
and everybody was down
there and nobody knew ...
422
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,798
[EVERYONE ARGUING]
- Ahh!
423
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:46,384
Nobody's interested
in what you creeps think.
424
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:49,053
And I'm still going to keep
looking on this boat.
425
00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:59,856
- Well, I've got to
get back to the hotel.
426
00:24:00,023 --> 00:24:01,107
- [MAN 3] What hotel?
427
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,525
- [MAN 1] Yeah, what hotel?
428
00:24:02,692 --> 00:24:05,528
- It's a new job
and it makes for a nice front.
429
00:24:05,695 --> 00:24:06,654
- [MAN 1] What's the job?
430
00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:08,364
- Tennis instructor
at the Racket Club.
431
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:11,409
And it's opposite
the Hilton on Mission Bay.
432
00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,162
[♪♪♪]
433
00:24:25,339 --> 00:24:27,341
[TIRES SQUEALING]
434
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,222
[CRASH]
435
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,948
- [NARRATOR] We're not surewhether it was the diamonds,
436
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,743
the frustration of not beingable to get anyone to listen,
437
00:24:53,910 --> 00:24:56,704
or the little girlwith the big packages.
438
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,456
One thing is for sure.
439
00:24:58,623 --> 00:24:59,957
He was determined
440
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:02,794
to get into that hotel.
441
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,630
He went to a used clothingstore and a novelty shop
442
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,215
just so he couldhave another go
443
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,008
at getting by that desk clerk.
444
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,177
The one he almostcrippled for life.
445
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:18,559
- [BOY] Yes, sir.
- Oh!
446
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:19,936
- And welcome to the Hilton Inn.
447
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,729
- [FAKE ACCENT]
Oh, thank you. It's very...
448
00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,064
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
449
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,482
- May I get your baggage, sir?
450
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:26,484
- Yes, you can get ...
Oh, oh, uh, my baggage.
451
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:27,693
Oh, uh, uh, well, no.
452
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,404
That ... my man is bringing it
in the other car.
453
00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:31,906
- The-the other car?
454
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:34,575
- Oh, well, yes. this is,
this car I use just strictly
455
00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:35,993
for sentimental reasons.
456
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,912
But when I go to
a very beautiful, lovely...
457
00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:39,664
then I use the other car,
458
00:25:39,831 --> 00:25:41,165
and my man is coming back.
459
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:43,209
- Oh, naturally, sir.
- Yes.
460
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,877
- Would you follow me, sir?
461
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,755
- Ah, yes, I mean, just, uh,
lead the way, young man.
462
00:25:47,922 --> 00:25:48,840
- Oh, oh...
463
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,758
- All right, get your
get your hands off.
464
00:25:50,925 --> 00:25:53,052
Just ... don't get familiar.
Go on, go on. Lead the way.
465
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,178
Lead the way!
466
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,066
[GRUNTING]
467
00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,404
[BELL RINGING]
468
00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,830
[RINGING CONTINUES]
469
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,671
Your bell broke.
470
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:31,632
So you had a broke bell,
471
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,968
so I-I just, uh,
tossed it, uh...
472
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:36,179
- Just a darned second, fella.
473
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:37,972
- [GERALD] Yes, mmm.
474
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,765
You're doing
a very good job here.
475
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,143
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]
476
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:45,605
I'd like to explain ...
- Oh, may I help you, sir?
477
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:47,356
- Oh, yes. I'm here for help.
478
00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,900
A suite would be fine.
479
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,110
- Oh, yes. We happen to have one
overlooking the bay.
480
00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,237
- A very beautiful suite, sir.
- Oh, Marvey, Marvey.
481
00:26:53,404 --> 00:26:55,531
- I - if you'll just sign
the register, here, sir.
482
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:57,366
I'll have the boy
show you the way.
483
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:58,868
- Oh, no,
that won't be necessary.
484
00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:01,454
I've been writing my name since
I was just a little tike.
485
00:27:01,621 --> 00:27:03,915
I know how to print it, write it
backwards, anyway you like.
486
00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:05,291
I-I know how to do that.
487
00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:07,501
- I didn't mean that.
I meant that he would show you
488
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:09,921
the way to the suite, sir.
- Marvelous. Marvelous.
489
00:27:10,087 --> 00:27:11,464
Good thinking.
Wonderful guy.
490
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:12,798
There it is. Clamson.
491
00:27:12,965 --> 00:27:14,967
Not Clampson. There you are.
492
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:16,302
Here, back away, back away.
493
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:18,054
Just show me the way.
Don't get close.
494
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:19,180
Don't get familiar. Go on.
495
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:21,390
You want a tip you conduct
yourself like a gentleman.
496
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:23,976
You're doing a marvelous job.
Wonderful. Good. Good man.
497
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,519
Hey, is this ... ?
[STUMBLES]
498
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:27,480
Just, ah, lead the way.
- Ooh!
499
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,398
- Oh, I'm sorry ...
[DROPS ACCENT] Oh, hello!
500
00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:30,900
- Hello.
- Well do you remember me?
501
00:27:31,067 --> 00:27:32,235
- No.
502
00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:35,196
- W-well, yesterday I-I
helped ... oh.
503
00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:39,242
- I'm sorry but I - I don't
think we've ever met before.
504
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,495
- No, I was just going to say I
don't think we ever met before.
505
00:27:42,662 --> 00:27:44,163
- Oh, good. You probably...
506
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:46,207
Maybe you think I'm ...
that I'm somebody else?
507
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,668
- No, I was, yes, thinking
that you might be someone else.
508
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:50,628
You look very much like someone,
I guess.
509
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:52,838
- Well, thank you very much.
- Well, you're welcome.
510
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,548
- I hope you find
who you're looking for.
511
00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:55,675
- Oh, well, thank you.
512
00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,802
- Will you excuse me now?
- Oh, certainly.
513
00:27:57,969 --> 00:27:58,886
Hm.
514
00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:01,389
[SIGHS]
515
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,235
- All right? He did it.
516
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:15,903
Now he looks like a dead crook
517
00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:18,155
and a live creep.
Take your pick.
518
00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:21,867
It must have been that little
bank examiner mind of his
519
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,911
that made him push on.
520
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:26,956
How would you like a man
521
00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:28,457
with that kind of determination
522
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:30,418
looking over
your income tax every year?
523
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,879
- [BOY] Sir?
524
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:37,800
- Thank you. Go right ahead,
go right ahead.
525
00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:39,719
- Here you are, sir.
526
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:41,846
If you'll, uh, follow me
I'll show you round.
527
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:44,473
- It's very nice.
528
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:45,558
[BANGING]
529
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:47,768
Very nice indeed.
530
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,812
No, uh, that won't be necessary,
young man.
531
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:52,189
I do have some important matters
to take care of.
532
00:28:52,356 --> 00:28:54,191
As a matter of fact,
I do have to call my broker.
533
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:56,360
So if you'll be good enough
just let me have the key.
534
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:57,987
- Oh, here you are, sir.
- Thank you.
535
00:28:58,154 --> 00:28:59,238
Thank you very much.
536
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:00,823
This is lovely, yes.
537
00:29:00,990 --> 00:29:03,451
Marvelous. Uh-huh.
Early American wood.
538
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,786
That's marvelous.
539
00:29:07,913 --> 00:29:09,206
Oh, yes, for heaven's sake,
540
00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,625
I did neglect to take care
of you, didn't I?
541
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:12,918
Hm.
542
00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:16,797
Nothing there.
543
00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,008
Lint. Ha.
544
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:23,304
Here you are.
That's for you, young man.
545
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:26,599
I'm sorry,
I don't have any change.
546
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,100
Oh, that's perfectly all right.
547
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,894
You keep it all.
Enjoy it. Use it all.
548
00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:31,312
Yes, good, good.
549
00:29:31,479 --> 00:29:33,189
Take it all and use it
and enjoy yourself.
550
00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:35,608
- The whole dime? Take it all,
the whole dime?
551
00:29:36,901 --> 00:29:38,903
- Oh. I see what you mean.
552
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,947
Yes, all right.
553
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,411
[CHUCKLES]
554
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:02,885
There you are, a whole dollar.
555
00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:04,512
- Oh, thank you, sir.
556
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:07,431
I can go a long way on that.
557
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,850
- Yes, really? Like where?
558
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,395
You know, what with
the economy today,
559
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:13,729
it's more or less a gag.
560
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:16,273
[LAUGHS]
561
00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:19,110
Well, thank you
very much, young man.
562
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,571
- That's quite a wallet
you have, sir.
563
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,865
- Oh, yes. Um, I was fishing ...
564
00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:26,784
Oh, that is, a friend of mine,
565
00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:28,119
who was fishing,
let me have it.
566
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,745
- Oh, it's waterproof.
567
00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:31,997
For people who go boating
and fishing
568
00:30:32,164 --> 00:30:33,290
and things like that.
569
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,376
It's probably good
for skin divers too.
570
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:37,920
- Yes. Uh... more or less,
571
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:40,464
as a matter of fact, speaking
of skin divers, just this ...
572
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:42,967
- Well, sir, anytime you want
anything, you just call me,
573
00:30:43,134 --> 00:30:44,802
Harold, and I'll
come running. Bye, sir.
574
00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,971
Bye-bye. Yes.
575
00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:50,307
Harold. Harold.
576
00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:51,684
Lovely.
577
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:00,276
[SIGHS]
578
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,653
[CLATTERING]
579
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:15,666
[MORE CLATTERING]
580
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,433
[MORE CLATTERING]
581
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,161
- Hi!
- Oh! [LAUGHS]
582
00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:54,038
- Oh, I'm sorry.
583
00:31:54,205 --> 00:31:55,164
- Hi.
- Hi.
584
00:31:55,331 --> 00:31:56,540
- You remember me?
- Sure.
585
00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:58,667
You're the nice boy that helped
me with my packages.
586
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:00,085
- Yeah, well I ...
- How are you?
587
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,670
- Good. But I hope
I didn't scare you.
588
00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:03,380
- That's okay.
- Oh. I-I'm fine.
589
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:04,632
Where are you off to?
590
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,884
- Oh, I was just going
to do a little sailing.
591
00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:09,470
They have some, uh,
boats down at the pier.
592
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:12,890
- Oh. I love - I love -
I love sailing.
593
00:32:13,057 --> 00:32:14,808
I used to have a '48 floatilla.
594
00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:18,062
- Well, then w-why don't you
come along with me if, ah,
595
00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,688
you don't have
anything else to do?
596
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,232
Because they'll be
plenty of room.
597
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,275
- Oh, really?
Yeah, I would like that.
598
00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:26,445
- I don't think
they're on the boat.
599
00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:28,614
- [MAN] Me neither.
600
00:32:29,949 --> 00:32:33,410
Ah! I say they are!
601
00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:35,746
Gunner, you take the speed boat
602
00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:37,414
and go to the hotel.
603
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,041
But tell Bambi not to panic.
604
00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,501
Tell her not to pick-up
pick-up yet
605
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:41,752
And you two,
606
00:32:41,919 --> 00:32:43,629
keep on eye out
for that fisherman.
607
00:32:53,639 --> 00:32:55,224
- Well, here it is.
608
00:32:55,391 --> 00:32:56,809
How do you like it?
609
00:32:56,976 --> 00:33:00,229
- Wow, she's beautiful. It must
be very soft and neat there.
610
00:33:00,396 --> 00:33:01,814
- It's lovely.
- I like that.
611
00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:05,276
- Okay, I'll take the bow,
you shove out the stern.
612
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,028
- Oh, shove it out? Is it in ...
Where do you get it?
613
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:09,488
- Right over there.
614
00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,615
- Oh, you mean that one.
- It's the end of the boat.
615
00:33:11,782 --> 00:33:13,826
- Yeah, I knew that, I...
616
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,459
- Okay, now, untie the stern.
617
00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:24,420
- Yeah. I got it.
618
00:33:24,587 --> 00:33:26,380
Oh. Oh.
619
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,009
- Now, be careful.
- Oh!
620
00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,636
- Watch it, n-no,
d-don't push it out too fast.
621
00:33:33,304 --> 00:33:35,723
- Oh.
- Don't forget to - to jump -
622
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,349
[YELLING]
623
00:33:39,268 --> 00:33:40,686
W-Watch it!
624
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,688
W-Watch it. Watch it!
[LAUGHING]
625
00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:43,814
[GRUNTING]
626
00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:45,274
- Hold on!
- [GROANING]
627
00:33:45,441 --> 00:33:46,859
Oh.... Ahhh!
628
00:33:47,818 --> 00:33:49,653
[SPLASHING]
629
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:50,779
- Oh!
630
00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:58,078
[SPLASHING AND GRUNTING]
631
00:34:05,628 --> 00:34:07,546
[♪♪♪]
632
00:34:17,598 --> 00:34:19,516
[COUGHING]
633
00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:27,232
[SPLUTTERING]
634
00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:41,622
[MORE SPLUTTERING]
635
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,316
- Uh, mister...?
636
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:10,943
- Uh, Glore, Thor Glore.
637
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:12,236
I'd like to see my friend.
638
00:35:12,403 --> 00:35:14,405
- He could be dangerous.
639
00:35:14,571 --> 00:35:16,240
- Dangerous?
640
00:35:16,407 --> 00:35:18,909
Oh, don't be ridiculous,
I've known him for years.
641
00:35:19,076 --> 00:35:20,869
- Very well. I'll go get him.
642
00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:22,621
- Yeah, you do that.
643
00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:29,128
- I opened them for you.
644
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,088
- Oh, sit down.
645
00:35:37,678 --> 00:35:39,221
Dangerous.
646
00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:41,056
[CHUCKLES]
647
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:43,100
Dangerous.
648
00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:47,813
[♪♪♪]
649
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,330
Gunner, what happened?
650
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:12,546
- Hey, Gunner,
quit the clownin', huh?
651
00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:13,630
It's us.
652
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,387
- What's the matter with him?
653
00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:23,182
- [THOR] Maybe he saw
something over at that hotel.
654
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,058
- Why don't you ask him?
655
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,730
- Gunner?
656
00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:31,899
Did you happen to see
something unusual
657
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:33,150
over at that hotel?
658
00:36:33,317 --> 00:36:34,943
[BARKING]
659
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:42,034
- I say, that was kind of
spooky, wasn't it?
660
00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:44,077
With that guy? On the all -
all fours like that.
661
00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:46,705
- It-it sure was.
662
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,291
I mean, from where I was
standing on the boat,
663
00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:51,585
it looked as if he was looking
at you, you see.
664
00:36:51,752 --> 00:36:53,045
So when he stopped,
665
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:57,174
and froze on all fours,
just, zip,
666
00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:58,675
it really did look strange.
667
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:05,307
- How long are you going
to stay here?
668
00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,059
- Oh, I live here.
669
00:37:07,226 --> 00:37:08,852
You see,
I work for the airlines.
670
00:37:09,019 --> 00:37:10,187
PSA.
671
00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:12,105
I'm a, uh, senior stewardess.
672
00:37:12,648 --> 00:37:13,982
- Oh.
673
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,692
Senior stewardess.
674
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,695
That's like, you're the head man
and all that.
675
00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:20,489
You have to be single
to be that, right?
676
00:37:20,656 --> 00:37:22,032
- That's right.
677
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:24,326
How long are -
are you gonna be here?
678
00:37:24,493 --> 00:37:26,453
- I'm gonna be...
I'm not gonna be.
679
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,455
I mean, I didn't plan
to be here at all.
680
00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:30,791
Uh, look. It all started
with my problem, see.
681
00:37:30,958 --> 00:37:32,960
It started because I like to go
fishing all the time.
682
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,545
So I go fishing
the other morning.
683
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:37,005
That's when it started. Now,
I'm on the beach all by my ...
684
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,715
Oh!
685
00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:43,136
So I hope
I can see you tomorrow?
686
00:37:43,303 --> 00:37:46,181
- Uh, su - sure.
If you want to. I ...
687
00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,141
All I was gonna do
is just play a little tennis.
688
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,560
- Oh, well, good, okay, fine.
689
00:37:49,726 --> 00:37:51,436
Tennis, oh, America's pastime,
I love that,
690
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,063
I love to pass my time
in America.
691
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,691
- No, what I mean to say that,
I know, I go to all the games.
692
00:37:55,858 --> 00:37:56,942
Yeah, tomorrow, what time?
693
00:37:57,109 --> 00:37:58,694
- Fine, let's play at 10.
694
00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:00,112
- Uh, fine.
695
00:38:00,279 --> 00:38:02,823
[BIRDS CHIRPING IN DISTANCE]
696
00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:04,575
Tomorrow is fine, 10.
697
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,119
Tennis pastime, okay,
then I'll see you.
698
00:38:08,871 --> 00:38:11,123
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
699
00:38:11,290 --> 00:38:12,499
[SIGHS]
700
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,043
[GERALD] Oh, uh, hello.
[FAKE ACCENT]
701
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,296
Uh, you know, oddly enough
702
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,756
I said myself, "Gerald,how about a tennis lesson?".
703
00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,842
And I answered: "Good idea.".
704
00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:25,012
So if you have netsand rounds and bats,
705
00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:27,556
well, say in about ten minutes
I can get over there?
706
00:38:27,723 --> 00:38:29,892
Oh, Marvey, fine,
all right, yes.
707
00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:32,394
Huh? Oh, my name, yes,
Clamson.
708
00:38:32,561 --> 00:38:34,396
Gerald Clamson.
709
00:38:34,563 --> 00:38:36,398
C-L-A-M-son.
710
00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:39,026
- Mr. Clamson, fine,
thank you very much.
711
00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:53,457
- Oh, well, hello,
Mr. Clamson.
712
00:38:53,624 --> 00:38:54,750
Enjoying your stay, I hope?
713
00:38:54,917 --> 00:38:57,252
- Oh, yes, Marvey, Marvey,
just a marvelous place,
714
00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,880
Hilton is lovely and gorgeous
and I'm having a marvelous time.
715
00:39:00,047 --> 00:39:02,341
You look like you're disturbed.
You looking for something?
716
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:03,675
- Well, you see, Mr. Clamson,
717
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,386
there's this nut who's trying
to get into the hotel,
718
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:07,930
and, uh...
719
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,557
well, in fact he's going around
hurting people Mr. Clamson, yes.
720
00:39:10,724 --> 00:39:12,893
- He's trying to get into ... ?
- Oh, my foot.
721
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:15,103
Anyway, I thought I saw
him darting in and out of here
722
00:39:15,270 --> 00:39:16,730
a moment ago.
- Oh, I see.
723
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:18,440
What does he look like,
Mr. Hodges?
724
00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:22,069
- Have you ever seen a
roadrunner, Mr. Clamson?
725
00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:24,696
- A roadrunner, yes I believe
I have. Yes, a cute little ...
726
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,199
- That's the only way
to describe this kook.
727
00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:28,492
- Oh, I see.
728
00:39:28,659 --> 00:39:30,577
Well, that's terrible, terrible,
Mr. Hodges.
729
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,955
I'm sorry to hear about that.
I do hope you get your man.
730
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,164
Oh, I will, I will, I will.
731
00:39:34,331 --> 00:39:35,666
In fact, we have
two house detectives
732
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,210
working on it right now.
- Well, that's marvelous.
733
00:39:38,377 --> 00:39:40,504
I'm sure that you're securing
your security, as it were.
734
00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:42,255
Well, I hope
that you're feeling better.
735
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:43,840
And good day, Mr. Hodges.
- Thank you.
736
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:45,217
Uh, Mr. Clamson.
- Oh, yes?
737
00:39:45,384 --> 00:39:47,219
- Were you on your way
to some, uh, some sort
738
00:39:47,386 --> 00:39:49,054
of a party or something?
- Oh no!
739
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,056
A little tennis, that's all.
- Oh.
740
00:39:51,223 --> 00:39:52,683
- I thought I'd play a
little tennis.
741
00:39:52,849 --> 00:39:55,018
- Tennis! For heaven's sake
forgive me. Yes of course.
742
00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:56,812
- Good for the body,
good for the mind.
743
00:39:56,979 --> 00:39:58,438
Jack Kramer, Gung Ho, the pros.
744
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,233
[SMASHING AND SCREAMING]
745
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,318
- Owwwww!
746
00:40:04,361 --> 00:40:07,489
Oh, my worst foot!
He hit my worst... oh!
747
00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:10,492
[GROANING]
748
00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:14,621
[♪♪♪]
749
00:40:30,262 --> 00:40:31,763
- Oh.
750
00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:40,105
[SNICKERS]
751
00:40:45,736 --> 00:40:47,154
[CLEARS THROAT]
752
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,530
Uh, how do you do?
753
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:50,991
Uh, Miss Berman?
Or is it Mrs. Berman?
754
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:53,493
- Miss is correct,
but you can call me Bambi,
755
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:54,619
Mr. Clamson.
756
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,954
- Oh, as you wish, my dear.
757
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,414
Splendid. And, uh,
758
00:40:57,581 --> 00:41:00,625
if you choose
you may call me Gerald.
759
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,419
- How sweet.
You know, Gerald,
760
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,046
as you were walking
over this way,
761
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,213
I had the strangest feeling
762
00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,339
that I'd met you before.
763
00:41:06,506 --> 00:41:08,759
- That is odd. That is odd,
my dear child. As a matter
764
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:11,428
of fact, that's happened
to me on a number of occasions.
765
00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:13,263
Just the other day
someone came up to me
766
00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:14,556
and took me for Gregory Peck.
767
00:41:14,723 --> 00:41:15,724
- You're kidding?
768
00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:18,185
- Walked right over and said,
ha, ha.
769
00:41:19,227 --> 00:41:21,396
Oh, I see that you have
all the equipment,
770
00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:23,857
the necessary means that would
be necessary for me to need.
771
00:41:24,024 --> 00:41:27,444
And, uh, I could just get
r-right away and throw and...
772
00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:29,905
To play the game, that is,
correctly. [SNORTS]
773
00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:32,407
Oh, oh. I'm curious, uh,
Bambi, uh,
774
00:41:32,574 --> 00:41:34,826
do these models come
in the, uh, right hand
775
00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,161
and the left hand models?
776
00:41:36,328 --> 00:41:38,288
- Why, are you ambidextrous?
777
00:41:38,455 --> 00:41:39,498
- Oh, on the contrary.
778
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,166
I can play equally as well
with one hand
779
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:42,375
as I can the other.
780
00:41:44,586 --> 00:41:46,171
- Fine. Then let's go out
on the court
781
00:41:46,338 --> 00:41:48,465
and we'll brush up on
your fundamentals a little bit.
782
00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:50,258
- Oh, marvelous.
I-I'll take these for you.
783
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:52,260
The fundamentals are, uh,
awfully important.
784
00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:54,888
I-I think that in any sport,
the basic fundamentals
785
00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:57,474
and rudiments are equally
as important at the beginning
786
00:41:57,641 --> 00:41:59,351
as they would be
if you were just starting.
787
00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:00,977
Well, fine.
788
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:03,063
- All right, now you
remember the grip, don't you?
789
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:05,357
- Oh, yes, how can I forget?
I was laid up four days.
790
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:07,025
I had a very,
very bad running nose,
791
00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,401
had a rash on the side
of my leg,
792
00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,612
and I limped for about an hour
after it was over,
793
00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:12,364
but it's not something I like
to remember.
794
00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:14,366
It is painful, as it were.
795
00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:17,202
- Well, what I meant,
Gerald, was the tennis grip.
796
00:42:17,369 --> 00:42:18,995
- Oh, yes, yes.
- Now, if you recall,
797
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:20,664
it's just like shaking hands.
798
00:42:20,831 --> 00:42:22,457
Now put your hand out
as if you were going
799
00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:23,875
to shake my hand.
- How do you do?
800
00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:25,877
I'm Gerald Clamson, of course.
- Fine. Very good.
801
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:27,754
Now take the racket
just like you did my hand.
802
00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:29,464
- Yes.
- Okay. Very good.
803
00:42:29,631 --> 00:42:31,091
- Good.
- Now remember this,
804
00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:33,093
a nice firm wrist.
- Yes.
805
00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,761
- Okay, now let's see
your backhand.
806
00:42:34,928 --> 00:42:36,888
- There it is.
807
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:42,144
Uh... maybe holding on to it,
uh, firm ... firmerly,
808
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:44,604
would have been stronger
than loose.
809
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:45,814
- Let me show you.
- Yes.
810
00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:46,898
- Okay.
811
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,733
Now remember,
812
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:52,529
nice and smooth, like that.
813
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:57,742
[GULPS]
814
00:42:58,827 --> 00:43:01,580
- That certainly is smooth.
815
00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:05,041
Yes, a, uh, a man can faint
from such smoothness.
816
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,835
[CHUCKLES]
817
00:43:07,419 --> 00:43:09,337
- All right, now you try it.
818
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,548
- Yes. I have a better thought.
How would it be
819
00:43:11,715 --> 00:43:13,800
if we were just to volley around
a couple of rounds?
820
00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:16,595
And that way we could back
into the swing of things, in.
821
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:18,471
- All right, I'll go over on
the other side
822
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,598
and I'll serve to you.
823
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:21,474
- Listen, this might
be even better.
824
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,018
Uh, how would it be
if you went over
825
00:43:23,185 --> 00:43:25,729
on the other side
and served to me?
826
00:43:25,896 --> 00:43:27,355
- I just said that.
827
00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:28,982
- Well, then we're
thinking alike and
828
00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:30,358
then we should play beautifully,
829
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:31,860
for that matter,
wouldn't you say?
830
00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:34,362
- Okay, Gerald.
- Don't forget your balls.
831
00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:35,780
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
832
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:39,159
It's murder to play
with just the, uh, rackets.
833
00:43:39,326 --> 00:43:43,121
Have to have that.
Now anytime you're ready.
834
00:43:43,288 --> 00:43:45,373
I'm all set.
835
00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:47,792
[BALL THUMPS]
836
00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:49,711
[AIR SWOOSHES]
837
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:53,673
[BALL THUMPS]
838
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,925
[AIR SWOOSHES]
839
00:43:56,384 --> 00:43:57,427
[BALL THUMPS]
840
00:43:57,594 --> 00:43:58,637
[AIR SWOOSHES]
841
00:44:01,556 --> 00:44:03,433
[BALLS THUMP BACK AND FORTH]
842
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:14,402
[LAUGHS]
843
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:16,613
Game, point, love, set ... !
844
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:18,740
[COMICAL SOUND EFFECT]
845
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:20,617
[CRASHING]
846
00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:22,661
[SPITTING]
847
00:44:36,758 --> 00:44:40,220
- I don't think the diamonds
are on the boat.
848
00:44:40,387 --> 00:44:41,554
- Me neither.
849
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:44,391
- I don't care
what you two creeps think.
850
00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:48,478
- You know, sometimes I wonder
if it's worth all the trouble.
851
00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:50,897
- Worth all the trouble?
852
00:44:51,064 --> 00:44:52,816
In a few days Fong
is going to run low,
853
00:44:52,983 --> 00:44:55,944
then he's going to start asking
about the new shipment.
854
00:44:56,111 --> 00:44:59,239
So... I think I'll let you
tell him what happened.
855
00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:01,491
Hm? Then you'll see
what's trouble.
856
00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:04,869
- I was only kidding.
857
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,080
- You know, I don't know
how this guy could figure
858
00:45:07,247 --> 00:45:08,832
he could get away with it.
859
00:45:08,999 --> 00:45:10,417
- You saw the dynamite
in his locker?
860
00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:12,585
- Mm-hm.
- That was meant for us, pal.
861
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:15,338
- Right.
862
00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:17,173
- I bet he was going to stash
the diamonds,
863
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:18,925
blow the ship up with us on it,
864
00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:21,761
and tip off the cops
about Fong.
865
00:45:21,928 --> 00:45:23,596
Then when everything
was cooled down
866
00:45:23,763 --> 00:45:24,973
he was going to come back here,
867
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:27,851
pick the stuff up and live
happily and richly ever after.
868
00:45:31,146 --> 00:45:33,148
- [NARRATOR] Great.He has a map that
869
00:45:33,315 --> 00:45:36,067
doesn't start anyplace,given to him by a dead man,
870
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,528
and he can't tell anybodyabout it because
871
00:45:38,695 --> 00:45:40,655
no one'll listen to him.
872
00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:59,090
[GROWLING]
873
00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:05,638
[SEAGULLS CAWING]
874
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,442
As a matter of information,
875
00:46:17,609 --> 00:46:19,444
this is our hero's
fourth encounter
876
00:46:19,611 --> 00:46:21,780
with the, uh,
lovable Mr. Hodges.
877
00:46:29,329 --> 00:46:30,372
[GRUNTS]
878
00:46:30,538 --> 00:46:33,833
[DISHES CRASHING]
879
00:46:36,419 --> 00:46:38,838
- That - that's him.
That's him!
880
00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:41,424
Get him! Get him.
881
00:46:47,305 --> 00:46:49,557
[GRUNTS]
882
00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:52,894
[HODGES] Just disappeared,
out of nowhere.
883
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,524
- Ah, I see we're having
a picnic.
884
00:46:57,690 --> 00:47:00,360
- No we are not! Oh, I'm sorry,
Mr. Clamson.
885
00:47:00,527 --> 00:47:02,779
No, we-we, in fact,
we are looking for someone.
886
00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:04,239
- Looking for someone?
887
00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:05,865
I hope it isn't some rowdy
or something.
888
00:47:06,032 --> 00:47:07,992
I would hate to stay
at a hotel with a bad element.
889
00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:10,787
- Bad element? Here?
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
890
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,622
- We don't allow anybody
like that in here.
891
00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:14,165
- We make sure
they don't come here.
892
00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,459
- In fact, this particular man
happened to be the man ...
893
00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:19,045
the roadrunner that was trying
to get into the hotel earlier.
894
00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:23,049
And if I catch him
I am going to crush his skull.
895
00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:25,135
- And break his arms.
- And legs.
896
00:47:25,301 --> 00:47:26,886
- And shoot him.
- And stab him.
897
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:28,138
- [MAN 1] And hang him.
898
00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:30,890
- And electrocute him.
- [MAN 2] And gas him.
899
00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,851
- Uh, and poison him.
- [MAN 2] Right.
900
00:47:33,476 --> 00:47:34,853
That is, if we ever catch him.
901
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:38,273
- Oh, we will, we will.
It is only a matter of time.
902
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,816
- I-I wonder, Mr. Hodges,
903
00:47:39,983 --> 00:47:42,235
would you be good enough
to tell me, uh, how much time?
904
00:47:43,153 --> 00:47:44,571
- Confused?
905
00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:46,406
[CHUCKLES]
906
00:47:46,573 --> 00:47:50,326
You're not alone.
There's more. Come.
907
00:47:57,500 --> 00:48:00,003
- I found him. The fisherman!
908
00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:02,714
Yeah. He was at the beach,
just like you said.
909
00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:08,261
[SPRINKER TICKING]
910
00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,353
I didn't get too good
a look at him, but...
911
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,189
I know it's him.
912
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,982
He even picked up one
of our shells.
913
00:48:22,025 --> 00:48:23,651
[SPLUTTERS]
914
00:48:24,986 --> 00:48:26,029
[GRUNTS]
915
00:48:27,739 --> 00:48:29,199
[SPLUTTERS]
916
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:32,744
I know it's the right guy.
I just...
917
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:35,455
[COMIC SOUND EFFECT]
918
00:48:44,714 --> 00:48:46,633
[♪♪♪]
919
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:57,727
- You certainly have
some strange friends.
920
00:48:57,894 --> 00:49:01,314
- Very funny. Get lost.
I'll take over.
921
00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:06,444
All right, Studs, what's up?
922
00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:07,862
Okay, you can talk now.
923
00:49:08,029 --> 00:49:11,407
- Yeah, what happened?
You look stoned.
924
00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:14,077
- Come on, say something.
Tell us what happened.
925
00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:16,955
[GASPS]
926
00:49:18,331 --> 00:49:20,041
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
927
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,683
- There's something very funny
going on at that hotel,
928
00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:38,810
and you're the one that's
going to find out about it.
929
00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:40,979
- Yeah, thanks a lot.
930
00:49:42,105 --> 00:49:43,940
[GERALD THINKING]
I don't believe it.
931
00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:46,442
A man gets killedand nobody cares.
932
00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:49,529
That's the whole thingright there, nobody cares.
933
00:49:49,696 --> 00:49:52,073
I tried to tell the police,I tried to tell everybody...
934
00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:53,908
even the chambermaid.
935
00:49:54,075 --> 00:49:55,535
Nobody'll listen.
936
00:49:55,702 --> 00:49:58,371
So why should I care?Well, I'm leavin'.
937
00:49:58,538 --> 00:50:00,873
[PHONE RINGING]
938
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,292
- Hello?
939
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,210
- Hello, Jerry. This is Suzie.
940
00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:06,296
- Oh, hi, Suzie.
941
00:50:06,462 --> 00:50:07,589
- Hi, how are you?.
942
00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:08,923
Oh, I'm fine, thank you.
943
00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:10,508
- Are you doing anything?
944
00:50:10,675 --> 00:50:13,636
- No, I was just, uh,
hanging around.
945
00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:15,638
- Are you planningon going anywhere?
946
00:50:16,139 --> 00:50:18,516
- Oh, no. No, I had no plans.
947
00:50:18,683 --> 00:50:20,351
I was, you know,
just going to hang around.
948
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,104
- Well, how would you like
to go to SeaWorld?
949
00:50:23,271 --> 00:50:25,565
- SeaWorld?
I-I've never been there.
950
00:50:26,065 --> 00:50:29,068
- Oh, it's a fun place.
It's an amusement park
951
00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:31,362
and you can see animals
and things.
952
00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,614
Would you like to go?
953
00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:36,117
[♪♪♪]
954
00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:00,600
[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
955
00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:44,018
[SIGHS]
- Oh.
956
00:52:19,637 --> 00:52:20,763
[SIGHS]
957
00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:24,016
I-I think, I think it's...
958
00:52:24,183 --> 00:52:26,561
it's just because
I'm frustrated, that's all.
959
00:52:28,396 --> 00:52:31,023
- It's not too
terribly flattering.
960
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:35,653
- I don't understand.
961
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:40,158
- Look... you just don't tell
a woman something like that
962
00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:43,870
just because you're frustrated.
963
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:46,914
- Something like what?
964
00:52:47,081 --> 00:52:49,834
- Like your little problem.
965
00:52:50,001 --> 00:52:51,419
- Little problem?
966
00:52:51,586 --> 00:52:52,962
I don't think
anything like this
967
00:52:53,129 --> 00:52:55,047
has ever happened
to anybody ever before.
968
00:52:57,008 --> 00:52:58,509
- That's more like it.
969
00:53:00,178 --> 00:53:02,764
- I just can't stop thinking
about it.
970
00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:06,934
- That's beautiful.
971
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:11,063
- Beautiful?
972
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:13,024
Nobody'll listen to me.
973
00:53:13,191 --> 00:53:16,861
- I'm listening.
I'm listening.
974
00:53:18,488 --> 00:53:21,991
- That's one in a row.
You're the first one this week.
975
00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:26,579
- The first one this week?
976
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:29,582
- Well, except for the maid
at the hotel.
977
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,755
[WHISPERING]
- The maid at the hotel.
978
00:53:36,631 --> 00:53:38,382
You know what's really wrong
with you,
979
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:42,637
Mr. Clamson, you're ...
You're frustrated.
980
00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:45,473
- I just said that.
981
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,017
Yes, I know, but there's,
uh, frustrated,
982
00:53:48,184 --> 00:53:50,061
and then there's...
"frustrated",
983
00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:52,146
and you're just ridiculous!
984
00:53:53,773 --> 00:53:56,692
- Well, it's just that I...
985
00:53:56,859 --> 00:53:59,362
can't get it off of my mind.
986
00:53:59,529 --> 00:54:02,240
- Why don't you try
a cold shower?
987
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:15,044
- A cold shower?
988
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:53,666
- Enter Phase 3 of
Ice Pick Sid's ill-fated plan.
989
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:55,459
These four men are members
990
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:58,379
of one of the biggest
crime syndicates in the country,
991
00:54:58,546 --> 00:55:00,756
and before his untimely demise,
992
00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:03,968
Sid had made a date with them
to meet him at the hotel,
993
00:55:04,135 --> 00:55:05,636
at which time he would
turn over to them
994
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:06,971
his packet of diamonds,
995
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:09,390
uh, smuggled diamonds,
of course,
996
00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:13,019
in return for a large amount
of cash.
997
00:55:17,356 --> 00:55:20,484
These boys knew Sid Valentine
very well,
998
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:23,863
and were prepared to make this
deal as quickly as possible.
999
00:55:24,030 --> 00:55:26,657
Since Sid had no troubledouble-crossing his own gang,
1000
00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:29,285
he certainly wouldn't hesitatetrying it on them.
1001
00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:31,704
- He's an evil-looking punk,
ain't he?
1002
00:55:31,871 --> 00:55:33,664
- Disgusting.
1003
00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:36,876
I say we'll be doin' everybody
a favor knocking him off.
1004
00:55:37,585 --> 00:55:40,379
[BABBLING IN GIBBERISH]
1005
00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:44,425
- What's with them?
- You tell me. They went looking
1006
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:47,053
for that fisherman
they came back like that.
1007
00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:49,305
- And they've been that way
ever since?
1008
00:55:49,472 --> 00:55:50,514
- Studs just mumbles
1009
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,808
and Gunner does everything
but wag his tail.
1010
00:55:55,436 --> 00:55:57,480
- Fong is ready for you
to make a delivery.
1011
00:55:57,647 --> 00:55:59,190
- That maniac is liable
to kill me
1012
00:55:59,357 --> 00:56:00,608
when he finds out
what's happened.
1013
00:56:00,775 --> 00:56:01,901
- Now, wait a minute, Bambi.
1014
00:56:02,068 --> 00:56:03,027
- You wait.
1015
00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:05,821
Make your own delivery.
1016
00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:08,532
- Well take somebody with you.
Somebody from the hotel.
1017
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:10,409
Oh, he'll steam a little,
1018
00:56:10,576 --> 00:56:12,995
but, uh, he won't be able
to do anything about it.
1019
00:56:13,162 --> 00:56:15,081
Now I'm quite sure
we can find that fisherman.
1020
00:56:15,247 --> 00:56:16,582
We know he's at the hotel.
1021
00:56:16,749 --> 00:56:18,376
Now, we'll have the diamonds
at Fong's
1022
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:20,169
before he even finds out
they disappeared.
1023
00:56:21,087 --> 00:56:23,047
- Where am I gonna find someone
to walk through
1024
00:56:23,214 --> 00:56:25,466
SeaWorld with me?
- That's your job.
1025
00:56:27,259 --> 00:56:29,345
- Wait a minute.
There is someone.
1026
00:56:29,512 --> 00:56:30,721
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1027
00:56:30,888 --> 00:56:32,932
There's this old guy
at the hotel who's loaded.
1028
00:56:33,099 --> 00:56:35,935
He's a little square.
In fact, he's very square.
1029
00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:37,561
- Well, that's perfect.
1030
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:43,025
- You know, I expect a little
something extra for this.
1031
00:56:43,192 --> 00:56:44,485
- All right.
1032
00:56:45,653 --> 00:56:48,114
You can keep everything
you take the sucker for.
1033
00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:51,575
- [BAMBI] It was so nice of
you to come with me.
1034
00:56:51,742 --> 00:56:53,202
- Oh, uh. Uh, not at all.
1035
00:56:53,369 --> 00:56:55,788
Uh, although I did have,
uh, something I had to do.
1036
00:56:55,955 --> 00:56:58,124
- Oh, but there's so many
wonderful things to see here.
1037
00:56:58,290 --> 00:57:00,084
- Oh, yes, yes.
Actually I'm aware of that.
1038
00:57:00,251 --> 00:57:02,044
I-I-I have been here before,
you know.
1039
00:57:02,211 --> 00:57:03,963
- I'll bet you haven't seen
the pearl divers.
1040
00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:06,632
- The pearl divers? No, I can't
say that I have, actually.
1041
00:57:06,799 --> 00:57:08,009
Uh, no, I have not.
1042
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:09,802
- Well, you'll just love them.
- Yes.
1043
00:57:09,969 --> 00:57:11,137
- Oh, they're right over here.
1044
00:57:11,303 --> 00:57:13,764
- Oh. Oh, I'd like to see that.
1045
00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:17,435
[♪♪♪]
1046
00:57:24,692 --> 00:57:26,986
- See, they dive down
and they bring up real pearls.
1047
00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:29,071
- Are those really real pearls?
1048
00:57:29,238 --> 00:57:30,781
I mean, that they
get out of there?
1049
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,325
- Of course.
- What do they do with them
1050
00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:35,911
when they take the pearls out?
- Well, you take them in there
1051
00:57:36,078 --> 00:57:37,913
and they mount them for you.
- They mount them?
1052
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:40,708
- Come on, I'll show you.
- Sounds terribly interesting.
1053
00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:46,088
[♪♪♪]
1054
00:58:17,912 --> 00:58:22,708
- I see you have not come alone,
Miss Berman.
1055
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:26,712
- Ah, no. I've come with
my good friend Mr. Clamson.
1056
00:58:26,879 --> 00:58:28,464
Mr. Clamson, Mr. Fong.
1057
00:58:28,631 --> 00:58:29,757
- How do you do?
1058
00:58:29,924 --> 00:58:32,510
- How do you do, Mr. Clamson?
1059
00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:34,929
In the words of Confucius,
1060
00:58:35,096 --> 00:58:37,848
"A first meeting often bring
1061
00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:41,977
new meaning to life's
everyday endeavors".
1062
00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:45,940
Uh, long time no see.
1063
00:58:46,107 --> 00:58:47,066
[CHUCKLES]
1064
00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,026
- Of course.
1065
00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:52,363
- Is my necklace ready?
1066
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:55,908
- I believe it is.
I'll have to check.
1067
00:58:56,075 --> 00:58:58,452
We have been experiencing
some difficulty
1068
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:02,331
in getting our quota
of fine pearls.
1069
00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:05,167
I suspect that something
1070
00:59:05,334 --> 00:59:08,420
has gone wrong
in our supply department.
1071
00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:10,548
- Well, I'm sure
that it's nothing serious.
1072
00:59:11,215 --> 00:59:13,300
- I hope not.
1073
00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:16,595
Things like that disturb me.
1074
00:59:16,762 --> 00:59:18,472
- Uh...
[CLEARS THROAT]
1075
00:59:18,639 --> 00:59:21,725
Excuse me, but, uh, you know
what Confucius say
1076
00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:23,144
about that, don't you?
1077
00:59:23,811 --> 00:59:25,563
- No, I'm afraid I do not.
1078
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,941
- Uh, Confucius say, "Cool it".
1079
00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:31,193
[LAUGHS]
1080
00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:38,492
Oh, I must say that is...
1081
00:59:38,659 --> 00:59:39,618
[LAUGHS]
1082
00:59:39,785 --> 00:59:40,828
- How quaint.
1083
00:59:40,995 --> 00:59:42,246
[COUGHS]
1084
00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:43,706
- If you will excuse me,
1085
00:59:43,873 --> 00:59:45,249
I shall go see
about your necklace.
1086
00:59:46,292 --> 00:59:47,835
[WATER BUBBLING]
1087
00:59:56,719 --> 01:00:00,139
Pig! You careless pig!
1088
01:00:00,306 --> 01:00:03,475
- I-i-i-it was the plastic.
It's not hot enough.
1089
01:00:03,642 --> 01:00:05,978
- Not hot enough!
1090
01:00:06,145 --> 01:00:08,814
You passed for inspection,
true?
1091
01:00:08,981 --> 01:00:11,525
- I-i-it was an accident.
1092
01:00:12,193 --> 01:00:15,613
- You are an accident!
1093
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:18,616
You are also a mistake.
1094
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,577
You blundering idiot!
1095
01:00:21,744 --> 01:00:24,747
Your incompetence could ruin
everything.
1096
01:00:25,247 --> 01:00:27,374
[GRUNTS]
1097
01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:31,128
- No! No! No! No! No! No!
1098
01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:34,590
No! No! No! No! No!
1099
01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:37,218
[SCREAMS]
1100
01:00:38,928 --> 01:00:41,513
- It's just amazing.
Just amazing.
1101
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:42,765
It's hard to believe.
1102
01:00:42,932 --> 01:00:44,016
- Oh!
1103
01:00:44,183 --> 01:00:46,018
[SPEAKING IN CHINESE]
1104
01:00:47,895 --> 01:00:50,522
- Is hot enough now?
1105
01:00:50,689 --> 01:00:52,149
[LAUGHS]
1106
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:55,319
- It's like witchcraft.
All of this is just witchcraft.
1107
01:00:55,486 --> 01:00:57,613
It's-it just,
ceases to amaze me
1108
01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,698
at how people can make
these magnificent things
1109
01:00:59,865 --> 01:01:02,076
out of practically nothing.
They take it out of the water -
1110
01:01:02,243 --> 01:01:03,744
[SPEAKING IN CHINESE]
1111
01:01:05,913 --> 01:01:08,374
- Here you are.
I hope you like it.
1112
01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:11,210
- Oh, it's divine.
Just divine.
1113
01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:14,171
- My word. You must have an
awful lot of clams back there.
1114
01:01:14,338 --> 01:01:16,966
- As I said before,
we are running rather low.
1115
01:01:17,925 --> 01:01:22,554
I hope somebody will do
something about it soon.
1116
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,765
- Oh, yes. Well, so do I.
1117
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:28,185
- Ah, good day, Mr. Clamson.
1118
01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,521
Perhaps you can
come back again.
1119
01:01:30,688 --> 01:01:31,939
- Oh, uh, yes.
1120
01:01:32,106 --> 01:01:33,732
Uh, on the contrary,
as a matter of fact,
1121
01:01:33,899 --> 01:01:35,901
I'll certainly look forward
to seeing you,
1122
01:01:36,068 --> 01:01:38,570
uh, y-you again,
uh, Mr. Fong.
1123
01:01:38,737 --> 01:01:41,240
You have been more than,
uh, than, ah...
1124
01:01:41,407 --> 01:01:44,785
I'll just, uh... until ...Adieu.
1125
01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:57,256
- [NARRATOR]
Now this is interesting.
1126
01:01:57,423 --> 01:01:59,341
The map doesn't showwhere to start,
1127
01:01:59,508 --> 01:02:02,469
but why not start here.It's as good a place as any.
1128
01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:05,639
Of course, our hero was gettingso frustrated at this point,
1129
01:02:05,806 --> 01:02:07,850
that it's surprisingthat he even went on at all.
1130
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:11,103
But as you can see,
he bravely pushes on.
1131
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:13,522
[CRASHING]
1132
01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:16,442
[GERALD YELLING]
1133
01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:26,118
- That's him! That's him!
Get him!
1134
01:02:26,285 --> 01:02:27,619
Do something! Anything!
1135
01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,580
Uh-uhhhh!
1136
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:31,415
Never before me.
1137
01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:51,393
That's ... That's im ...
That's imp-p-p ...
1138
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,729
I-I-don't ... That's imp ...
[GIBBERING]
1139
01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:56,065
That's im ...
[POPPING NOISE]
1140
01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:57,191
[PANTING]
1141
01:02:57,358 --> 01:02:58,567
That's impossible.
1142
01:03:03,781 --> 01:03:06,408
H-h-he's dead. I che ...
I-I checked him.
1143
01:03:06,575 --> 01:03:09,995
I checked him.
O-o-or was it Hong Kong?
1144
01:03:10,162 --> 01:03:11,872
No, it wasn't Hong ...
It wasn't Hong Kong.
1145
01:03:12,039 --> 01:03:14,083
Uh, the Studs, with the...
I took the, I took the ...
1146
01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:17,836
We shot, we, with the grenade.
He ... Oh, Chicago...
1147
01:03:18,003 --> 01:03:21,173
I know he... Hmm,
h-he's got to be ...
1148
01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:24,385
He's gotta be d-d-dead. I know,
what with the hole, I took ...
1149
01:03:24,551 --> 01:03:25,594
[WHISTLES]
1150
01:03:25,761 --> 01:03:27,429
We shot, with the hole,
with the hole ...
1151
01:03:27,596 --> 01:03:31,058
[DESCENDS INTO GIBBERISH]
1152
01:03:43,779 --> 01:03:45,072
- Ha-ha!
1153
01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:47,366
- I hope you have
a good explanation for this,
1154
01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:49,451
you bungling idiot!
- Uh, you see, we were looking
1155
01:03:49,618 --> 01:03:51,578
for somebody ...
- I may have to talk to your
1156
01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,872
superiors about this.
- Oh, I want to tell you,
1157
01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:56,208
I meant no harm. You see ...
- Then just get out of there,
1158
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,335
and make it fast.
- Fast, make it fast, we will,
1159
01:03:58,502 --> 01:03:59,795
Yes sir. I'd like to
apologize ...
1160
01:03:59,962 --> 01:04:02,047
- Just beat it, stupid.
- Oh, b-beat it, stu ... ?
1161
01:04:02,214 --> 01:04:03,257
Oh, stupid!
[LAUGHS]
1162
01:04:03,424 --> 01:04:05,968
Don't just stand there,
stupid, beat it.
1163
01:04:10,222 --> 01:04:11,473
- What did they want?
1164
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,933
- Huh?
1165
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:14,518
- What did they want?
1166
01:04:14,685 --> 01:04:15,853
- Oh.
1167
01:04:18,397 --> 01:04:20,315
Me, I'm afraid.
1168
01:04:20,482 --> 01:04:22,151
- Did you do something wrong?
1169
01:04:22,317 --> 01:04:24,653
- Oh, no, not really.
It-it was an accident.
1170
01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:26,530
You see, uh...
1171
01:04:27,656 --> 01:04:29,533
Oh, what's the use.
1172
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,910
- You, uh, you sound
a little disturbed.
1173
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,830
- Disturbed?
I think I'm going crazy.
1174
01:04:35,789 --> 01:04:38,250
- Allow me to introduce myself.
My name is Webster.
1175
01:04:39,001 --> 01:04:41,378
- Mr. Webster. How do you do?
My name is Clamson.
1176
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:43,714
- What, uh, seems to be
the trouble?
1177
01:04:43,881 --> 01:04:45,591
- [SIGHS]
Trouble? Oh.
1178
01:04:46,425 --> 01:04:48,594
Well, if I told you,
you wouldn't listen.
1179
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,179
- I might surprise you.
1180
01:04:50,345 --> 01:04:52,806
Listening to people's troubles
is part of my business.
1181
01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:55,225
- Oh, really?
W-What do you do?
1182
01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:56,852
- I'm with the government.
1183
01:04:57,019 --> 01:04:58,562
In a particular branch
of the government
1184
01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:00,272
that specializes in trouble.
1185
01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:03,025
- Oh, yeah?
What branch is that?
1186
01:05:03,192 --> 01:05:04,818
- I'm with the FBI.
1187
01:05:04,985 --> 01:05:07,779
- Huh?!?
- I'm with the FBI.
1188
01:05:07,946 --> 01:05:09,198
- Are you serious?
1189
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:10,908
- I wouldn't kid
about a thing like that.
1190
01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:13,118
- Oh, well, then you would
listen to my problem, huh?
1191
01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:15,204
- If you think there's anything
I can do about it,
1192
01:05:15,370 --> 01:05:16,371
of course I will.
1193
01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:18,707
- Well, if you couldn't do
anything about it, who could?
1194
01:05:18,874 --> 01:05:20,083
- Okay, then let's have it.
1195
01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:22,753
- Okay. Oh, if you knew
what I've been ...
1196
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,463
All right, let me start
at the beginning.
1197
01:05:24,630 --> 01:05:26,548
It was about three days ago.
Or four days ... well,
1198
01:05:26,715 --> 01:05:28,258
I've lost all track of time.
1199
01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:30,177
And, uh, I was down
at the beach fishing,
1200
01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:31,512
this one morning, see?
1201
01:05:31,678 --> 01:05:34,348
And I threw out my line
and I let it go,
1202
01:05:34,515 --> 01:05:36,892
and then I caught this thing.
1203
01:05:37,059 --> 01:05:38,477
And this was some thing.
1204
01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:41,188
I never had a catch
like this in my life...
1205
01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:56,078
But it bled from its hook hurt.
1206
01:05:56,245 --> 01:05:59,164
And, uh, this was a dying,
dead, hurting hook.
1207
01:06:07,422 --> 01:06:09,091
But the machine gun,
that did it.
1208
01:06:09,258 --> 01:06:12,052
So I ran out of there
and I found this hotel.
1209
01:06:15,681 --> 01:06:17,391
[WHISTLE SOUND EFFECT]
1210
01:06:33,198 --> 01:06:35,409
Oh, where was I?
- You found the hotel.
1211
01:06:35,576 --> 01:06:36,535
- Oh, yeah, that's right.
1212
01:06:36,702 --> 01:06:38,495
Well, ever since then
I've been trying to find
1213
01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,539
somebody to help me,
but no one will listen to me.
1214
01:06:40,706 --> 01:06:42,666
You know, I've been following
the stupid map and ...
1215
01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:43,875
- Yes, what is it?
1216
01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:45,752
- [MAN]
We've been looking for you.
1217
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:47,921
- Trouble at the White House?
1218
01:06:48,088 --> 01:06:49,798
- Yeah, you might say that.
1219
01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,926
- Never a moment's peace
for the President.
1220
01:06:53,093 --> 01:06:55,262
- [GERALD]
You know the President?
1221
01:06:55,429 --> 01:06:58,599
- Young man, I am the President.
1222
01:06:58,765 --> 01:07:00,475
What is it this time,
the Secretary of State?
1223
01:07:00,642 --> 01:07:02,269
Can't let him out
of my sight for a minute.
1224
01:07:02,436 --> 01:07:03,854
- Come along, we'll,
uh, drive you.
1225
01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:05,022
- I'll get my coat.
1226
01:07:05,188 --> 01:07:06,565
- No, I have your jacket
in the car.
1227
01:07:06,732 --> 01:07:08,191
- Splendid, splendid.
And phone ahead,
1228
01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:09,860
I want a full cabinet meeting
at 6.00.
1229
01:07:10,027 --> 01:07:11,069
- Sure.
- And by the way,
1230
01:07:11,236 --> 01:07:13,572
tell General Grant to send some
of those good cigars of his.
1231
01:07:13,739 --> 01:07:16,366
And call my wife. Oh, we're
gonna have a BBQ on Saturday.
1232
01:07:21,580 --> 01:07:23,665
[DISBELIEVING MOANING]
1233
01:07:27,169 --> 01:07:28,837
[mumbles incoherently
1234
01:07:46,772 --> 01:07:48,982
- Hello, hello, hello.
1235
01:07:49,149 --> 01:07:50,525
Send up some help,
send up some help.
1236
01:07:50,692 --> 01:07:52,152
[CHUCKLES]
1237
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:57,199
[WAILS WITH FRUSTRATION]
1238
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,118
[MUMBLING GIBBERISH]
1239
01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:01,662
- Thor.
1240
01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:03,747
[MUMBLING GIBBERISH]
1241
01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:08,210
[WHISTLING AND PANTING]
1242
01:08:10,170 --> 01:08:13,298
Because I no, you see what,
I was ...
1243
01:08:14,341 --> 01:08:17,761
- Rex! Will you be
a little more specific?
1244
01:08:17,928 --> 01:08:21,223
It's impossible.
Absolutely impossible!
1245
01:08:21,390 --> 01:08:23,767
He's dead and he's lying
on the bottom of the ocean.
1246
01:08:23,934 --> 01:08:26,603
Will you get that through
that thick skull of yours?
1247
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,358
What you think you saw
and what you saw
1248
01:08:31,525 --> 01:08:33,902
are two different things,
as usual.
1249
01:08:35,987 --> 01:08:38,115
Okay, okay. I'll be over.
1250
01:08:39,366 --> 01:08:41,243
But something's gonna have
to happen.
1251
01:08:41,410 --> 01:08:43,328
I just got a call from Fong.
1252
01:08:43,495 --> 01:08:45,789
Do I have to say anything more?
1253
01:08:45,956 --> 01:08:47,541
We're in trouble
if we don't come up
1254
01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:49,501
with something right now.
1255
01:08:57,008 --> 01:09:00,345
- Relax, honey,
everything will be all right.
1256
01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:05,475
- Honey?
1257
01:09:07,269 --> 01:09:08,562
- Do you mind?
1258
01:09:10,772 --> 01:09:12,774
- No. No, on the contrary.
1259
01:09:12,941 --> 01:09:14,276
As a matter of fact, I like it.
1260
01:09:14,443 --> 01:09:15,652
Makes me feel good.
1261
01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:17,279
- You are good.
1262
01:09:20,615 --> 01:09:22,826
And you're nice.
1263
01:09:26,079 --> 01:09:27,748
You're, uh...
1264
01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:31,418
You're...
1265
01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:35,005
nice.
1266
01:09:35,714 --> 01:09:37,174
[CLEARING THROAT]
1267
01:09:38,258 --> 01:09:39,968
- Well...
1268
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,430
I couldn't be very nice, uh...
1269
01:09:43,597 --> 01:09:45,724
allowing a lady to stand
and I'm sitting.
1270
01:09:45,891 --> 01:09:47,559
Here, you sit down.
1271
01:09:48,602 --> 01:09:50,812
Y-you know what I don't
understand, Suzie?
1272
01:09:50,979 --> 01:09:54,733
I mean, I cannot honestly
understand...
1273
01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:56,526
I mean, why you feel that way?
1274
01:09:57,736 --> 01:09:59,488
- Why?
1275
01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:01,490
Why do you say that?
1276
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,868
- I don't know. It's just that,
1277
01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:07,496
uh, I've been such
a mixed-up mess since we met.
1278
01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,166
- I know.
1279
01:10:11,333 --> 01:10:14,127
And that's kind of flattering...
1280
01:10:14,294 --> 01:10:15,670
actually.
1281
01:10:15,837 --> 01:10:17,839
- Oh, well, I have
to be honest. It-it ...
1282
01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:20,884
It all hasn't been
on account of you, you know?
1283
01:10:21,927 --> 01:10:24,179
- That's okay. I mean,
if I've made just
1284
01:10:24,346 --> 01:10:26,306
a little mess out of you
I'm satisfied.
1285
01:10:27,182 --> 01:10:28,558
[SIGHS]
1286
01:10:28,725 --> 01:10:31,520
- Oh, that you have.
That you have.
1287
01:10:32,187 --> 01:10:33,897
- Good.
1288
01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:36,483
Then I'll do my best
to straighten you out.
1289
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:40,153
- I'd appreciate it.
[CLEARS THROAT]
1290
01:10:41,196 --> 01:10:44,074
- Now, about your problem.
1291
01:10:45,909 --> 01:10:46,952
[CLEARS THROAT]
1292
01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:50,997
Yeah. My problem. Well...
1293
01:10:51,164 --> 01:10:53,333
first of all...
1294
01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:58,255
I think I should make us
a drink first.
1295
01:10:58,421 --> 01:11:00,465
- Wait a minute.
1296
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,679
Jerry!
Why don't you sit down
1297
01:11:05,846 --> 01:11:08,473
and start talking,
and I'll fix us the drinks.
1298
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,141
- Well, it would be
more gentlemanly
1299
01:11:10,308 --> 01:11:11,476
if you sat down and ...
1300
01:11:11,643 --> 01:11:15,939
- Jerry, sit. I'll, drinks.
1301
01:11:16,106 --> 01:11:18,525
- Yeah. Me, talking. How.
1302
01:11:22,237 --> 01:11:24,781
I caught a frogman.
1303
01:11:24,948 --> 01:11:26,241
I mean, a real frogman.
1304
01:11:26,408 --> 01:11:29,786
A-a-a long,
tall, living man frog.
1305
01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:33,081
And it was in a-a black
rubber suit,
1306
01:11:33,248 --> 01:11:35,667
and I pulled him up
on the beach, see.
1307
01:11:35,834 --> 01:11:37,544
And, now, I try to help him,
1308
01:11:37,711 --> 01:11:39,421
and I lift him up
and he's hurt.
1309
01:11:39,588 --> 01:11:42,007
There's blood all over him
and everything.
1310
01:11:42,173 --> 01:11:43,592
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
1311
01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:47,429
I'll get it. Like I say,
1312
01:11:47,596 --> 01:11:49,890
there's blood all over him
and everything.
1313
01:11:52,434 --> 01:11:54,519
[♪♪♪]
1314
01:11:58,064 --> 01:12:01,526
I'm sorry. We already gave.
1315
01:12:06,531 --> 01:12:09,242
Hey, what's the meaning
of this?
1316
01:12:11,036 --> 01:12:12,787
Yeah.
1317
01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:25,967
Hey, uh...
1318
01:12:26,134 --> 01:12:27,594
What's this all about?
1319
01:12:27,761 --> 01:12:30,555
- Relax, Ice Pick. I'm Moxie,
these are my friends.
1320
01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:33,058
- That right? We're his friends.
1321
01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:36,144
- Yeah, well you got
the wrong room.
1322
01:12:36,311 --> 01:12:38,104
So beat it.
1323
01:12:39,814 --> 01:12:41,733
- Easy, kid.
1324
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:44,319
What are you trying to pull?
1325
01:12:45,236 --> 01:12:49,032
- I smell a double-cross.
1326
01:12:49,199 --> 01:12:51,785
- Me too.
1327
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:54,788
- You wouldn't be trying
something like that,
1328
01:12:54,955 --> 01:12:56,790
would you, Ice Pick?
1329
01:12:56,957 --> 01:12:58,667
- Ice Pick?
1330
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:00,377
I don't know
what you're talking about.
1331
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:04,130
- Say you. You looking
for some trouble?
1332
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:06,633
- [MOXIE] Look kid,
trouble we don't need,
1333
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,052
and I'm sure
trouble you don't want.
1334
01:13:09,219 --> 01:13:11,554
Now, let's sit down
peaceable-like,
1335
01:13:11,721 --> 01:13:13,682
and just have a talk.
1336
01:13:20,605 --> 01:13:21,815
[CLEARS THROAT]
1337
01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:25,819
- Th-there must, there must be
some misunderstanding
1338
01:13:25,986 --> 01:13:27,278
or something, uh, gentlemen.
1339
01:13:27,445 --> 01:13:29,114
Apparently y-you, uh,
1340
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,658
you mistake me
for somebody else.
1341
01:13:33,702 --> 01:13:35,203
- Where's the picture?
1342
01:13:35,370 --> 01:13:36,997
- In your pocket.
1343
01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:49,384
- Don't look like somebody else
to me.
1344
01:13:52,387 --> 01:13:55,640
- It doesn't look like someone
else to me too.
1345
01:13:55,807 --> 01:13:58,226
- There's no doubt about it.
1346
01:13:58,393 --> 01:14:03,231
- Right. Same beady eyes
and funny nose.
1347
01:14:03,398 --> 01:14:05,316
- I don't have beady nose.
1348
01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:06,484
- Eyes!
1349
01:14:06,651 --> 01:14:08,361
- Oh, yeah. Right, eyes.
1350
01:14:08,528 --> 01:14:11,322
Uh, hey, will you guys tell me
what you want?
1351
01:14:11,489 --> 01:14:15,076
- Diamonds, pal.
That's what we want, remember?
1352
01:14:15,243 --> 01:14:18,413
- Diamonds? The diamonds?
Oh, the hidden diamonds.
1353
01:14:18,580 --> 01:14:20,123
- Hey, that was good.
1354
01:14:20,290 --> 01:14:23,501
You remembered real fast.
Where are they?
1355
01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:24,919
- I don't know.
1356
01:14:25,086 --> 01:14:26,504
- What do you mean?
1357
01:14:26,671 --> 01:14:28,173
- What do you mean,
what do I mean?
1358
01:14:28,339 --> 01:14:30,884
- You don't mean you got
a better offer, do you?
1359
01:14:31,051 --> 01:14:34,637
- You don't mean you sold them
to somebody else, do you?
1360
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:36,931
- Of course not.
1361
01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:39,768
I just don't know
where they are.
1362
01:14:44,856 --> 01:14:47,275
- Try a little harder.
1363
01:14:47,442 --> 01:14:49,235
- Try a little harder,
yeah. Well...
1364
01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:52,614
- Yeah, maybe it'll come back
to you.
1365
01:14:52,781 --> 01:14:56,409
- Yeah, well. I'm really
trying hard now.
1366
01:14:56,576 --> 01:15:00,538
Uh... I can't talk
with the air going ...
1367
01:15:00,705 --> 01:15:02,957
Yeah, oh, I know, I know.
Oh, yeah.
1368
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:05,043
Okay. All right, fellas.
1369
01:15:05,210 --> 01:15:09,089
All right. It, uh...
I was kidding. That's it.
1370
01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:12,217
I was ... you know ...
I know when I've had it.
1371
01:15:12,383 --> 01:15:14,552
- Yeah, we heard you
was kind of a joker.
1372
01:15:14,719 --> 01:15:16,137
- Yeah, yeah,
I get my kicks that way.
1373
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:18,264
I love practical jokes.
Kidding around all the time.
1374
01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:20,058
- Well, let's not kid around
anymore.
1375
01:15:20,225 --> 01:15:22,310
It makes me nervous.
1376
01:15:23,645 --> 01:15:26,356
- It makes you nervous? Yeah.
Well, you know the best thing
1377
01:15:26,523 --> 01:15:28,733
for nervous is, like,
to relax. Yeah, to relax.
1378
01:15:28,900 --> 01:15:31,319
And the best thing in the world
for relaxing is, like, a drink.
1379
01:15:31,486 --> 01:15:32,904
Why don't you let me
get you a drink,
1380
01:15:33,071 --> 01:15:34,405
and we'll sit and talk
and relax.
1381
01:15:34,572 --> 01:15:36,533
And then we'll talk about
the diamonds, you know.
1382
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,701
'Cause I've got 'em,
uh, stitched.
1383
01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:41,371
- Stitched? You mean stashed?
1384
01:15:41,538 --> 01:15:43,248
- Yeah, that's what I said,
stashed, right?
1385
01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:44,332
- He say stashed.
1386
01:15:44,499 --> 01:15:46,751
[YELLING]
1387
01:15:49,087 --> 01:15:50,755
- All right, get the drinks.
1388
01:15:50,922 --> 01:15:52,590
- Get the drinks, yeah.
They're right there.
1389
01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:54,259
I mean, I'm not gonna be far.
1390
01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:57,428
I'm sure you won't miss me,
'cause it's a quick...
1391
01:15:57,595 --> 01:16:00,932
I'm, uh, just gonna go over
there where,
1392
01:16:01,099 --> 01:16:03,226
uh, excuse me, the drinks are.
1393
01:16:03,393 --> 01:16:05,228
They're in the drink place.
1394
01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:07,021
And I'll get us all
1395
01:16:07,188 --> 01:16:10,525
good, cool, clear drinkings.
1396
01:16:17,073 --> 01:16:18,950
- What's happening?
What's this all about?
1397
01:16:19,117 --> 01:16:20,326
- I can't tell you now.
1398
01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:22,328
You just gotta go and get help.
1399
01:16:22,495 --> 01:16:24,747
[LOUDLY] Uh, yes, sir,
diamonds, diamonds,
1400
01:16:24,914 --> 01:16:26,124
yes, they are beautiful.
1401
01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:29,502
They certainly are.
Ha. Oh, diamonds!
1402
01:16:29,669 --> 01:16:32,422
[WHISPERING] You gotta go and
get help. Go out the window.
1403
01:16:32,589 --> 01:16:34,299
Get the army, the navy.
Please, anybody.
1404
01:16:34,465 --> 01:16:35,466
Just get help.
1405
01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:37,302
- Jerry, what's this all about?
1406
01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:38,720
- I can't tell you now.
1407
01:16:38,887 --> 01:16:40,346
I-it's about the frogman
and all that.
1408
01:16:40,513 --> 01:16:42,557
[LOUDLY] Yes, diamonds!
The most beautiful gems.
1409
01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:44,267
Ha-ha-ha. Love ya!
1410
01:16:44,434 --> 01:16:46,895
Worried for a while
you guys wouldn't show up.
1411
01:16:48,396 --> 01:16:51,983
Now be careful, and don't
get hurt. All right?
1412
01:16:57,614 --> 01:16:59,532
[♪♪♪]
1413
01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:17,800
[YELLING]
I love you!
1414
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,811
Uh, I-I love diamonds.
1415
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,188
That's what you heard me
singing.
1416
01:17:30,355 --> 01:17:31,397
♪ I love diamonds ♪
1417
01:17:31,564 --> 01:17:32,982
Oh, here's your drinks.
I made two.
1418
01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:35,443
I'll get two more, right?
- Never mind, two will be fine.
1419
01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:38,696
Now, bring out the stones.
1420
01:17:38,863 --> 01:17:40,698
- Huh?
- Stones!
1421
01:17:42,367 --> 01:17:44,661
Oh, yeah, sure. Ah...
1422
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,371
[CLEARS THROAT]
1423
01:17:47,163 --> 01:17:50,583
Stones. Uh, yeah.
1424
01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:54,170
How do I know, uh,
you're the right guys?
1425
01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:56,047
I mean, how do I know
you're not another mob?
1426
01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:58,007
Huh?
- What? You were expecting
1427
01:17:58,174 --> 01:17:59,717
somebody from another mob?
1428
01:17:59,884 --> 01:18:01,344
- Oh, no, no.
That's not what I meant.
1429
01:18:01,511 --> 01:18:03,137
I was just check ...
- Look!
1430
01:18:04,597 --> 01:18:05,974
- Yeah?
1431
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:10,311
- We made a deal on the phone.
1432
01:18:10,478 --> 01:18:13,147
I said I'd be here
with the money and here I am.
1433
01:18:13,314 --> 01:18:16,943
Now bring out the rocks
before I lose my cool!
1434
01:18:20,905 --> 01:18:22,198
- That's fair.
1435
01:18:23,241 --> 01:18:25,201
Uh, you know, that makes sense.
1436
01:18:25,368 --> 01:18:27,453
It's hard to argue.
1437
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:29,872
Yeah, a deal is a deal.
Right.
1438
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:33,459
Well, then, uh,
you got the money?
1439
01:18:38,131 --> 01:18:40,675
I mean, a deal is a deal,
that's all I'm saying.
1440
01:18:40,842 --> 01:18:42,135
I'll get the rocks, the stones,
1441
01:18:42,302 --> 01:18:44,262
whatever you want to call it,
but I only wanna know,
1442
01:18:44,429 --> 01:18:45,388
do you got the money?
1443
01:18:46,806 --> 01:18:48,266
You don't have to worry,
he's got it.
1444
01:18:48,433 --> 01:18:50,351
You see, he's worried
about the money...
1445
01:18:50,518 --> 01:18:52,228
Oh, you're with him.
1446
01:18:56,149 --> 01:18:58,276
- Excuse me, gentlemen,
excuse me.
1447
01:18:58,443 --> 01:19:01,362
- Susan!
1448
01:19:01,529 --> 01:19:02,822
- Aren't you going
to introduce me
1449
01:19:02,989 --> 01:19:04,657
to your friends, dear?
- Who's that?
1450
01:19:04,824 --> 01:19:07,243
- Yeah. Who are you, lady?
1451
01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:09,203
- You'll find out in a minute.
1452
01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:11,622
- Uh, Suzie,
i-is everything all right?
1453
01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,624
- It certainly is.
1454
01:19:14,334 --> 01:19:16,836
The place is surrounded.
1455
01:19:17,003 --> 01:19:20,590
- Hey, what's going on here?
1456
01:19:20,757 --> 01:19:22,258
- You're not deaf,
you heard the lady.
1457
01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:24,427
The place is surrounded.
You heard what she said.
1458
01:19:24,594 --> 01:19:26,095
- Surrounded?
- Right.
1459
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:28,806
- 300 armed men.
1460
01:19:28,973 --> 01:19:30,933
- 300 armed men.
1461
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,393
You heard.
So how do you like that,
1462
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:34,854
you crummy robbers?
Three hundred. Surrounded.
1463
01:19:35,021 --> 01:19:36,564
- So you might as well
just give up.
1464
01:19:36,731 --> 01:19:38,107
- Yeah, you might as well
give up.
1465
01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,692
Your gun-slinging days
are over.
1466
01:19:39,859 --> 01:19:41,778
You've had it.
You might as well kick it.
1467
01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:44,030
No more, "crime doesn't pay"
and all of that jazz.
1468
01:19:44,197 --> 01:19:47,116
They're all surrounded,
and you're gonna get it now.
1469
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:48,785
Uh, the electric chair
is the next stop.
1470
01:19:48,951 --> 01:19:52,789
- 300 armed men?
1471
01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:55,833
- Yeah, that's what she said.
300! 300, you said, sweetheart?
1472
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,711
- That's right. And they're
all over the place.
1473
01:19:58,878 --> 01:19:59,837
- Who'd you get, lady?
1474
01:20:00,004 --> 01:20:01,506
- Uh, tell him who you got,
sweetheart.
1475
01:20:01,672 --> 01:20:04,175
- The FBI.
1476
01:20:04,342 --> 01:20:07,011
- Ha-ha! Okay?
How's that grab ya?
1477
01:20:07,178 --> 01:20:08,262
That's not penny ante stuff.
1478
01:20:08,429 --> 01:20:09,639
That's not I-local cops.
1479
01:20:09,806 --> 01:20:11,974
That's, those are big.
That's big Mamu.
1480
01:20:12,141 --> 01:20:13,768
That's the Feds. Right?
1481
01:20:13,935 --> 01:20:16,979
That's Folsom and Levenworth
and The Rock, with the water,
1482
01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:18,398
you can't jump, you'll be dead.
1483
01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:21,609
And they take you in
and it's solitary...
1484
01:20:21,776 --> 01:20:24,320
[CHUCKLES]
And the FBI is always ...
1485
01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:25,822
Ain't they the best?
1486
01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:27,073
- Right.
1487
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:28,866
- You said the FBI, yeah.
1488
01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:32,620
Now, uh, it was? Yeah.
1489
01:20:32,787 --> 01:20:34,539
And when they, they
1490
01:20:34,705 --> 01:20:37,667
ram those rods in
and shove 'em...
1491
01:20:37,834 --> 01:20:41,129
You said the ...
You called them up, right?
1492
01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:43,256
- No. I didn't have to.
One of their agents,
1493
01:20:43,423 --> 01:20:45,716
in fact, the head
of the entire FBI
1494
01:20:45,883 --> 01:20:47,635
was right outside the hotel.
1495
01:20:47,802 --> 01:20:51,097
- The... Oh, oh, oh, oh.
You bumped into him?
1496
01:20:51,264 --> 01:20:52,390
- Right in.
1497
01:20:52,557 --> 01:20:53,683
[CHUCKLES]
1498
01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:58,396
- She walked out of the hotel
and bumped right into ...
1499
01:20:58,563 --> 01:21:00,148
[GROWLS]
1500
01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:02,567
- Did he say he was
the head of...?
1501
01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:04,110
- He said more than that.
1502
01:21:04,277 --> 01:21:07,196
He said he was
the President's right arm.
1503
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:08,990
[GROANS AND CHUCKLES]
1504
01:21:09,407 --> 01:21:10,992
- Did he have a little black
mustache?
1505
01:21:11,159 --> 01:21:12,410
- Uh-huh.
You know something?
1506
01:21:12,577 --> 01:21:13,661
If you don't believe me,
1507
01:21:13,828 --> 01:21:16,205
I'll prove it to you, because
he's right outside the door.
1508
01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:18,416
- Yeah, well go get him.
Here, take yours. And that.
1509
01:21:18,583 --> 01:21:20,543
He's right outside the door.
1510
01:21:20,710 --> 01:21:22,044
You'll see him in a second.
1511
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,714
H-he's the bigshot.
1512
01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:27,383
He's the same...
1513
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:32,346
- Right this way.
1514
01:21:44,817 --> 01:21:47,612
- All right, guns on the table.
1515
01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:49,405
Up against the wall.
1516
01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:56,871
[SHOUTING AND SCREAMING]
1517
01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:01,834
[GROANING]
1518
01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:04,837
- Hey, ain't that the nut
1519
01:22:05,004 --> 01:22:06,964
those guys took away
this afternoon?
1520
01:22:08,174 --> 01:22:09,759
- I'm going to kill him!
1521
01:22:09,926 --> 01:22:11,552
Shoot him! Oh.
1522
01:22:12,803 --> 01:22:14,972
- That's the nut.
1523
01:22:15,973 --> 01:22:18,935
Stop those men!
They're Russian spies!
1524
01:22:20,186 --> 01:22:22,146
[♪♪♪]
1525
01:22:58,266 --> 01:22:59,475
[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
1526
01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:11,070
- He's dead all right,
1527
01:23:11,237 --> 01:23:12,488
but we think he passed
the diamonds
1528
01:23:12,655 --> 01:23:13,864
or maybe a map
of where they are
1529
01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:15,866
to some fisherman
who's over at the hotel.
1530
01:23:16,033 --> 01:23:17,785
- You blundering fool!
1531
01:23:17,952 --> 01:23:19,495
- Well, how did I know
he was a thief?
1532
01:23:19,662 --> 01:23:21,163
- You should have check him.
1533
01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:23,499
- I checked him in Hong ...
1534
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:25,418
- There was no way of knowing.
1535
01:23:25,585 --> 01:23:27,920
- I suspect him
from the beginning.
1536
01:23:28,087 --> 01:23:32,508
Those beady little eyes
and that funny nose.
1537
01:23:32,675 --> 01:23:34,594
Well, what are you going to do?
1538
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,846
- Well, I'm going to the hotel
and find the fisherman.
1539
01:23:37,013 --> 01:23:38,306
I got a description of him.
1540
01:23:38,472 --> 01:23:41,017
- You better find him.
1541
01:23:41,183 --> 01:23:43,769
I am impatient man.
1542
01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:46,731
- Yeah, b-b-because, uh,
because w-w-we may ...
1543
01:23:46,897 --> 01:23:49,525
W-we may run,
we may run into...
1544
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,945
We, Thor and I, we may get,
uh, Well, well, well, well ...
1545
01:23:53,112 --> 01:23:56,115
we may run
into s-s-somebody else too.
1546
01:23:56,282 --> 01:23:58,451
- What is that supposed to mean?
1547
01:23:58,618 --> 01:24:00,036
- Don't listen to him.
1548
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:01,495
He's been seeing things lately.
1549
01:24:01,662 --> 01:24:03,414
[BARKING]
- I could have b-b-been mis ...
1550
01:24:03,581 --> 01:24:05,207
B-b-been m-m-m-mistaken ...
1551
01:24:05,374 --> 01:24:07,668
I-I-I didn't ...
[SPLUTTERS]
1552
01:24:08,961 --> 01:24:11,797
I didn't see, no, he,
no, he, we could've, we-we ...
1553
01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:13,633
[STAMMERS]
1554
01:24:13,799 --> 01:24:18,512
Well we could have... I-I-I-I
haven't, I haven't s-s-s ...
1555
01:24:18,679 --> 01:24:21,557
Well, maybe I-I-I didn't
s-s-see anybody ...
1556
01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:25,102
C-could be a m-mistake.
Mistake, mistake.
1557
01:24:27,355 --> 01:24:29,065
[♪♪♪]
1558
01:24:34,695 --> 01:24:37,239
- Honestly, honey. I don't know
what this thing is all about.
1559
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:38,908
But whoever
these guys think I am
1560
01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:40,326
was pretty short on friends.
1561
01:24:40,493 --> 01:24:42,620
What are we gonna do now?
1562
01:24:42,787 --> 01:24:44,997
- I think we might get
some help in the park.
1563
01:24:45,164 --> 01:24:46,457
Come on.
1564
01:25:00,930 --> 01:25:03,265
- Stay very still, pal.
1565
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:08,020
- Im... P-p-p-p-possible.
1566
01:25:08,187 --> 01:25:10,106
- I don't know how you did it,
1567
01:25:10,272 --> 01:25:12,066
but you ain't gonna
do it again,
1568
01:25:12,233 --> 01:25:14,318
cause I'm going to fill you
so full of holes
1569
01:25:14,485 --> 01:25:15,986
they're gonna use you
for a fly swatter.
1570
01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:17,321
- Well, I'd like to explain ...
1571
01:25:17,488 --> 01:25:19,532
- Shut up!
Check him, Rex.
1572
01:25:19,699 --> 01:25:21,409
- O-o-o-o-okay.
1573
01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:25,037
- Not that way, stupid.
See if he's armed.
1574
01:25:25,204 --> 01:25:26,956
O-okay, you got it.
1575
01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:28,916
- Uh, you guys better realize
1576
01:25:29,083 --> 01:25:30,459
you're not gonna
get away with this.
1577
01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,211
Uh, there's help on the way
1578
01:25:32,378 --> 01:25:33,587
and it's not gonna be the FBI.
1579
01:25:33,754 --> 01:25:36,590
- He's-he's-he's okay.
1580
01:25:36,757 --> 01:25:38,759
- Wait till you see how happy
Fong'll be to see you.
1581
01:25:38,926 --> 01:25:40,553
- Fong...?
1582
01:25:40,720 --> 01:25:42,388
Oh, you mean, Fong,
with the pearls?
1583
01:25:42,555 --> 01:25:44,140
- Will you stop
with the dumb act?
1584
01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,850
You've had it.
1585
01:25:46,976 --> 01:25:48,060
- Had it.
1586
01:25:48,227 --> 01:25:50,312
- Now start moving.
- M-move.
1587
01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:52,273
- Start walking.
- Oh, well.
1588
01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:53,941
- And don't try anything.
- No, I won't.
1589
01:25:54,108 --> 01:25:56,068
But, uh, I'd like to...
1590
01:25:57,027 --> 01:25:58,946
[♪♪♪]
1591
01:26:44,366 --> 01:26:45,576
[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
1592
01:27:27,993 --> 01:27:29,912
[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
1593
01:28:28,178 --> 01:28:29,555
[SCREAMING]
1594
01:28:29,722 --> 01:28:30,931
- Manager!
1595
01:28:31,098 --> 01:28:32,600
- It was an accident, lady.
He's gone.
1596
01:28:32,766 --> 01:28:34,560
- I should get the police.
I've never been so
1597
01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:36,645
insulted in all my life. It's
a shame that a lady
1598
01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:38,522
can't be seen around
in the streets anymore.
1599
01:28:38,689 --> 01:28:39,648
You're just not safe.
1600
01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:42,359
- Hey, take it easy,
will you, lady?
1601
01:28:42,526 --> 01:28:44,236
- He can't be far away.
- Yeah. Look,
1602
01:28:44,403 --> 01:28:45,988
you go that way
and I'll go this way.
1603
01:28:46,155 --> 01:28:48,991
Oh! Not that way, stupid.
1604
01:28:49,158 --> 01:28:51,869
Oh! A gun!
1605
01:28:52,036 --> 01:28:54,622
[STAMMERS AND SCREAMS]
1606
01:28:58,876 --> 01:29:00,794
[♪♪♪]
1607
01:29:12,473 --> 01:29:14,975
[CHANTING INDISTINCTLY]
1608
01:29:18,228 --> 01:29:19,897
[BOTH CHANTING]
1609
01:29:42,086 --> 01:29:43,671
[YELLS]
1610
01:29:56,016 --> 01:29:57,017
[♪♪♪]
1611
01:30:02,940 --> 01:30:04,358
[DISTANT CHANTING]
1612
01:30:09,238 --> 01:30:11,281
[CALLS INDISTINCTLY]
1613
01:30:20,499 --> 01:30:21,542
[CHANTING INDISTINCTLY]
1614
01:30:21,709 --> 01:30:23,168
Deck the halls with...
1615
01:30:27,256 --> 01:30:29,508
[CHANTING INDISTINCTLY]
1616
01:30:55,409 --> 01:30:57,745
[CHANTING INDISTINCTLY]
1617
01:31:06,545 --> 01:31:08,797
[ALL CHANTING]
1618
01:31:23,896 --> 01:31:27,816
- Hey! Hey! Hey! Boss!
It's-it's him!
1619
01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:30,861
[WHISTLES]
1620
01:31:31,028 --> 01:31:34,406
Thor! It's, that's,
that's the guy. Mmm.
1621
01:31:35,491 --> 01:31:37,743
[ALL CHANTING]
1622
01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:42,498
- How come you slipped?
1623
01:31:42,664 --> 01:31:44,333
- That's the guy.
That's the guy over there.
1624
01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:45,751
- What? What?
- It's him. The guy.
1625
01:31:45,918 --> 01:31:47,669
- What are you trying to say?
- Him, look!
1626
01:31:48,378 --> 01:31:50,130
[CHANTING INDISTINCTLY]
1627
01:32:00,766 --> 01:32:02,059
- There he goes!
1628
01:32:02,226 --> 01:32:04,269
[ALL SHOUTING]
1629
01:32:06,146 --> 01:32:08,524
[♪♪♪]
1630
01:32:41,473 --> 01:32:42,683
[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
1631
01:32:52,317 --> 01:32:54,945
- Welcome, honorable countryman.
1632
01:32:55,112 --> 01:32:57,447
- Oh, well I didn't,
you see, ah ...
1633
01:32:57,614 --> 01:33:02,202
[CHINESE ACCENT] Oh,
uh, oh, thank you, thank you.
1634
01:33:02,369 --> 01:33:07,499
Yes, uh, man who have honor
and live in country would then,
1635
01:33:07,666 --> 01:33:10,377
of course,
be honorable countryman.
1636
01:33:10,544 --> 01:33:12,129
[LAUGHS]
1637
01:33:12,296 --> 01:33:16,091
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
1638
01:33:16,258 --> 01:33:18,510
[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
1639
01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:29,730
- Well, then, perhaps
I can show you something?
1640
01:33:29,897 --> 01:33:32,649
- Oh. Oh, thank you very much,
1641
01:33:32,816 --> 01:33:34,860
but, uh, did not come
for something,
1642
01:33:35,027 --> 01:33:36,987
came in to just smell
your incense.
1643
01:33:37,154 --> 01:33:38,155
[SNIFFS]
1644
01:33:38,322 --> 01:33:41,700
Very tasty. But do have to,
uh, run along.
1645
01:33:41,867 --> 01:33:44,494
Have many things to do,
1646
01:33:44,661 --> 01:33:46,872
so, uh, must go to do same,
1647
01:33:47,039 --> 01:33:50,959
and have to run along. Oh.
1648
01:33:51,126 --> 01:33:54,254
- Old Chinese proverb say
1649
01:33:54,421 --> 01:33:58,383
"A man who hurry
often pass opportunity."
1650
01:33:58,550 --> 01:34:02,763
- Oh, yes.
Oh, beautiful proverb.
1651
01:34:02,930 --> 01:34:05,098
Also Chinese proverb say,
1652
01:34:05,265 --> 01:34:09,228
"Man who hang around,
often get hung up."
1653
01:34:09,394 --> 01:34:10,312
[CHUCKLES]
1654
01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:14,066
[YELLS GIBBERISH]
1655
01:34:14,233 --> 01:34:17,402
Man fall in pool! Drowning!
1656
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,202
- What you do here?
1657
01:34:25,369 --> 01:34:27,246
THOR:
Something's gone wrong.
1658
01:34:27,412 --> 01:34:28,830
[SPEAKING CHINESE]
1659
01:34:30,540 --> 01:34:31,917
What you want?
1660
01:34:32,084 --> 01:34:33,543
- Valentine's double-crossed us.
1661
01:34:33,710 --> 01:34:34,962
He kept the packet of diamonds.
1662
01:34:35,545 --> 01:34:37,297
- What?
1663
01:34:41,093 --> 01:34:44,137
Where is he?
1664
01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:47,474
- Oh, he's around somewhere,
dressed like a kabuki dancer.
1665
01:34:50,352 --> 01:34:53,105
- Kabuki?!
1666
01:34:53,272 --> 01:34:55,816
[YELLS IN CHINESE]
1667
01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:06,743
[♪♪♪]
1668
01:35:40,652 --> 01:35:42,029
[FONG] Confucius say,
1669
01:35:42,195 --> 01:35:45,824
"Man who crawl
get nowhere fast."
1670
01:35:45,991 --> 01:35:47,284
- Oh...
1671
01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:52,414
Oh, you want
to play rough, huh?
1672
01:35:52,581 --> 01:35:54,499
Okay, you want to play rough,
I'll...
1673
01:35:55,042 --> 01:35:56,626
Play rough.
1674
01:36:00,130 --> 01:36:02,007
[SIGHS]
1675
01:36:02,174 --> 01:36:04,926
Oh, well. Yeah.
1676
01:36:05,844 --> 01:36:07,387
Oh, well, could I ... ?
1677
01:36:07,554 --> 01:36:09,264
You know what?
You know where I think
1678
01:36:09,431 --> 01:36:12,809
you might have got sore, ah,
from, when I caught the ah ...
1679
01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:14,436
See, I was only ...
1680
01:36:14,603 --> 01:36:17,606
I wait to fish...
Oh, I'm sorry... Oh, er ...
1681
01:36:17,773 --> 01:36:19,232
And in here, yeah.
1682
01:36:19,691 --> 01:36:21,818
If I could just, er,
ex-explain, uh,
1683
01:36:21,985 --> 01:36:23,278
w-what happened.
1684
01:36:23,445 --> 01:36:25,197
Uh, i-it's very,
very simple matter.
1685
01:36:25,364 --> 01:36:27,824
You see, but if I detect
hostility in people,
1686
01:36:27,991 --> 01:36:31,161
then I-I tend to submerge
my inner emotional structure.
1687
01:36:31,328 --> 01:36:33,705
Now, to expound
on what I feel in my heart,
1688
01:36:33,872 --> 01:36:35,415
if you push me around ...
1689
01:36:38,126 --> 01:36:39,753
[♪♪♪]
1690
01:36:43,715 --> 01:36:46,176
- Where are diamonds?!
- The what?
1691
01:36:46,343 --> 01:36:48,220
- The diamonds!
Where are they?
1692
01:36:48,387 --> 01:36:50,055
- Everybody keeps asking me
about diamonds!
1693
01:36:50,222 --> 01:36:51,598
And I gotta tell you the truth,
1694
01:36:51,765 --> 01:36:53,350
I-I hear yardarm and hotel,
1695
01:36:53,517 --> 01:36:55,727
a-and I don't know nothing
about anything ...
1696
01:36:55,894 --> 01:37:00,524
- I do not need to remind you
what that is.
1697
01:37:00,690 --> 01:37:03,693
- Uh, it looks like
hot bromo. Hot bromo.
1698
01:37:03,860 --> 01:37:05,320
- Hot bromo.
- Well, it was a gag.
1699
01:37:05,487 --> 01:37:07,280
Look, let me explain ...
- Throw him in!
1700
01:37:07,447 --> 01:37:08,573
- Throw him in!
- No, no!
1701
01:37:08,740 --> 01:37:10,617
All right, all right, all right.
Don't. Just...
1702
01:37:10,784 --> 01:37:12,911
You want the diamonds?
Put me down. Okay.
1703
01:37:13,078 --> 01:37:14,287
- Put...
- Put him down.
1704
01:37:14,454 --> 01:37:16,331
- Just put ... Ooh.
Just put ... Okay.
1705
01:37:16,498 --> 01:37:18,917
I-I-I know when, I know
when I've had it. Here.
1706
01:37:19,084 --> 01:37:21,378
I'll tell you the whole
story and the truth. See this?
1707
01:37:21,545 --> 01:37:23,255
I'm not ...
I know you didn't realize,
1708
01:37:23,422 --> 01:37:25,173
I'm not really a kabuki dancer.
1709
01:37:25,340 --> 01:37:26,800
It's, uh, it's a disguise, see.
1710
01:37:26,967 --> 01:37:30,262
And this is not ...
Here, this is my real ...
1711
01:37:30,429 --> 01:37:33,473
And, uh, here ... See this,
it's all make-believe.
1712
01:37:33,640 --> 01:37:36,726
I'm not anything
that I-I made out to be,
1713
01:37:36,893 --> 01:37:39,729
and, uh, it was ...
I fooled everybody.
1714
01:37:39,896 --> 01:37:42,524
- Oh, yes, you clever.
- When I dressed up that way,
1715
01:37:42,691 --> 01:37:44,401
see?
1716
01:37:46,862 --> 01:37:48,155
[BOXES CRASHING]
1717
01:37:50,866 --> 01:37:52,451
- Let's throw him in!
1718
01:37:52,617 --> 01:37:54,411
- All right, all right,
all right! All right,
1719
01:37:54,578 --> 01:37:57,122
I-I got the-the
diamonds at the hotel.
1720
01:37:57,289 --> 01:37:59,249
- Ah?
- A-and I'll go over there
1721
01:37:59,416 --> 01:38:01,042
and I'll get 'em for you.
- Oh, no, no, no.
1722
01:38:01,209 --> 01:38:03,211
We go with you.
- Yeah, we'll go with you.
1723
01:38:03,378 --> 01:38:05,672
- Yeah, fine.
I-I-I think it's marvelous,
1724
01:38:05,839 --> 01:38:08,717
'cause I-I don't like
to be alone.
1725
01:38:08,884 --> 01:38:09,885
- [THOR] I'll help you.
1726
01:38:10,051 --> 01:38:12,471
- I-I appreciate it.
And, uh, by the way,
1727
01:38:12,637 --> 01:38:15,599
all... all of the clothes there,
that I took off...
1728
01:38:16,308 --> 01:38:18,560
[WATER BUBBLING]
1729
01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:32,282
- What do..?
- I-I-I think, I th ...
1730
01:38:32,449 --> 01:38:37,871
Er, I-I-I think, I-I th ...
Er, he left.
1731
01:38:42,918 --> 01:38:44,544
- He left.
1732
01:38:45,629 --> 01:38:47,422
[BOTH] He left!
1733
01:38:48,465 --> 01:38:49,799
[♪♪♪]
1734
01:38:51,343 --> 01:38:52,344
- Come on!
1735
01:38:52,511 --> 01:38:54,846
Come on, stupid,
shoot him, not me!
1736
01:38:58,308 --> 01:38:59,309
[♪♪♪]
1737
01:39:31,967 --> 01:39:33,176
[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
1738
01:40:43,371 --> 01:40:44,539
[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
1739
01:40:59,387 --> 01:41:00,597
[MIMING SPEECH]
1740
01:41:47,644 --> 01:41:48,812
[♪♪♪ CONTINUES]
1741
01:42:11,960 --> 01:42:15,714
- Oh. It appears that Jerry
and Suzie are safe now,
1742
01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,382
and can relax.
1743
01:42:18,341 --> 01:42:19,509
No chance.
1744
01:42:20,552 --> 01:42:22,470
[♪♪♪]
1745
01:42:51,833 --> 01:42:54,043
- This is where it all started.
1746
01:42:54,210 --> 01:42:55,295
- You mean, the problem?
1747
01:42:55,879 --> 01:42:57,881
The thing you've been
trying to tell me?
1748
01:42:58,047 --> 01:42:59,299
The thing
that's kept us running
1749
01:42:59,466 --> 01:43:01,426
until there's no place
to run anymore?
1750
01:43:01,593 --> 01:43:04,053
And chased by half
the population.
1751
01:43:04,220 --> 01:43:06,389
Jerry, I'm listening.
1752
01:43:07,390 --> 01:43:09,476
- Oh, well. Well, yeah, honey.
1753
01:43:09,642 --> 01:43:11,478
Uh, th-this is where
it all started.
1754
01:43:11,644 --> 01:43:13,897
I mean, that morning,
you know, when I was fishing,
1755
01:43:14,063 --> 01:43:16,107
but, I mean, that's not really
a problem anymore,
1756
01:43:16,274 --> 01:43:19,402
because, actually
if it wasn't for that,
1757
01:43:19,569 --> 01:43:22,739
I mean, I-I wouldn't have
met you, and...
1758
01:43:23,323 --> 01:43:24,991
you know?
1759
01:43:26,993 --> 01:43:28,077
- I know.
1760
01:43:28,995 --> 01:43:31,998
- A-and, if it wasn't
for that problem,
1761
01:43:32,165 --> 01:43:33,500
we wouldn't be standing here
1762
01:43:33,666 --> 01:43:36,377
together on the beach...
alone.
1763
01:43:37,629 --> 01:43:38,880
- Mm-hm.
1764
01:43:39,047 --> 01:43:40,381
- I mean, uh...
1765
01:43:41,758 --> 01:43:43,927
standing on the beach.
1766
01:43:44,093 --> 01:43:45,845
Just the two of us.
1767
01:43:48,014 --> 01:43:49,724
[♪♪♪]
1768
01:43:59,776 --> 01:44:01,361
- Just the two of us.
1769
01:44:03,404 --> 01:44:04,864
- Alone.
1770
01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:15,500
[SIGHS]
1771
01:44:21,673 --> 01:44:23,591
[♪♪♪]
1772
01:44:25,093 --> 01:44:26,886
- Oh...
- What's wrong?
1773
01:44:28,221 --> 01:44:29,514
- Oh, we're-we're not ...
1774
01:44:29,681 --> 01:44:31,933
W-we're not completely alone.
1775
01:44:32,100 --> 01:44:34,227
- What do you mean?
- Our friends.
1776
01:44:34,394 --> 01:44:36,813
Our friends
are joining us again.
1777
01:44:38,398 --> 01:44:40,108
Oh! Oh!
1778
01:44:42,735 --> 01:44:44,737
[♪♪♪]
1779
01:45:16,227 --> 01:45:17,186
Ooh!
1780
01:45:18,187 --> 01:45:21,232
- Uh, ah, any luck?
1781
01:45:22,108 --> 01:45:23,610
- That's Sid Valentine!
1782
01:45:23,776 --> 01:45:25,528
- Oh! Oh!
1783
01:45:26,070 --> 01:45:27,614
- Get him!
1784
01:45:27,780 --> 01:45:29,407
[YELLING]
1785
01:45:31,784 --> 01:45:32,785
[♪♪♪]
1786
01:46:03,232 --> 01:46:06,819
- Suzie, I-like I was trying
to explain before...
1787
01:46:06,986 --> 01:46:09,697
- I'm still listening, Jerry.
1788
01:46:10,281 --> 01:46:11,616
[SIGHS]
1789
01:46:11,783 --> 01:46:13,159
- Never mind.
1790
01:46:13,993 --> 01:46:16,120
It wasn't important.
1791
01:46:18,247 --> 01:46:19,874
- I told you it was incredible.
1792
01:46:20,041 --> 01:46:22,043
And true.
1793
01:46:25,213 --> 01:46:28,341
Well, do I look like a man
that would lie?
1794
01:46:32,845 --> 01:46:35,473
But, true or false,
1795
01:46:35,640 --> 01:46:37,517
movies are still
your best entertainment.
1796
01:46:37,684 --> 01:46:38,893
[LAUGHS CRAZILY]
1797
01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:40,561
[♪♪♪]
1798
01:46:40,728 --> 01:46:42,063
[YELLS]
1799
01:46:42,230 --> 01:46:43,856
[♪♪♪]
130088
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