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? Who's the improbable duo
That you heard about?
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? Faster than a scooter
Stronger than metal
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? Who's the little girl
And her domesticated rodent?
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? Who's still standing
When you see The dust settle?
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? It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster
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? Hamster and Gretel
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? If they can't do it
Then nobody can
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? Hamster, Hamster, Hamster
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? Hamster and Gretel
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? There's also Kevin
In the minivan
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I love the zoo.
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You wanna know why?
Because the zoo has Liver and Onions.
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Yep. The zoo has
Liver and Onions.
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? Liver
and Onions, yeah ?
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Before you get to see
Liver and Onions
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in their newly renovated habitat,
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I need a dedicated
and trusty volunteer
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to be my official
rule monitor.
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Me! Pick me! I'm Bailey
and I love rules.
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You are now
the chosen one, Bailey.
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Please read the first rule
in chapter one.
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Yes! The first rule is
"Do not break the rules."
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Oh! That's a good one.
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There will also be
no leaning over the railings,
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no veering off
the designated path,
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no discussion
of current events.
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Why would we...
No interrupting the tour guide,
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and no photos allowed.
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Grab a parka and follow me.
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Polar bears are known
to become ferocious when hungry,
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so we keep our bears
very well fed.
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Any questions so far?
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Yes. What's that lever for?
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This lever here?
Yeah.
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Do not pull that lever.
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It opens the roof.
Air conditioning is expensive.
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Rule 14. Follow me.
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Well, I know a lever
I'm not pulling today.
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It looks like there's
a robbery nearby.
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I'd call Kevin
and Hamster for help,
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but they're sick
and you know how they get when they're sick.
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Can you grab
the remote?
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I feel like
I was hit by a train.
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I feel like
I was dragged 14 miles through a cactus patch,
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and then thrown
into a wood chipper.
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Uh, is that a yes or no?
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Don't force me
to turn my head
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and glare at you
with contempt.
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Maybe Fred can help you.
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She's out of town.
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I'll just do it
by myself.
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Isn't that dangerous?
I could help?
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That's okay.
I've been waiting
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for a chance to do something
like this on my own.
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I'm getting pretty good
at this stuff.
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Be right back.
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Okay, lady...
Ladies?
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Triplets? That's new.
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So everybody freeze!
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Get in. Hurry.
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Criminal quadruplets?
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Wow! Who are you guys?
Mary?
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Okay, Maries.
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I'm Gretel.
Time to go to jail.
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So you're the famous Gretel.
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You think you can fight
all four of us?
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At the same...
Time?
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Aw, you even finish
each other's sentences.
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That'll be so cute
in jail.
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You know, it's sad
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you guys turned
to a life of crime,
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'cause you could've
started a sitcom
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called, like,
"Four's A Crowd," or something.
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That's a stupid title.
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What about,
"Four By The Shore,"
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set on a beach resort?
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We hate the beach.
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We live in
a landlocked state.
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Well, soon you'll be
in a locked cell.
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How about, "The More...
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"...The Merrier."
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Now I'd watch that.
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Everybody freeze,
or I'm gonna have to stop being nice.
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Ugh, this is exhausting.
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This is exhausting.
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I feel like I just rolled down
a mountain of jagged rocks
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into a pool
of chopped jalapenos.
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Well, I feel like I drank
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ten pounds of warm,
clumpy milk,
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then got sucked
into a black hole
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the size of a poppy seed.
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Well, I feel like
my brains were scooped out
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and put into a blender
with some hot sauce and chili peppers
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and fed to
an overweight bullfrog with digestive issues,
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who then climbed
back into my head
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with my brains
in its stomach.
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You don't know
what that feels like.
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Well, you don't know
what the poppy seed thing feels like.
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Aw, they look like
two gigantic toddlers
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just waking up from a nap.
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No anthropomorphizing
the bears.
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Rule 24.
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Actually, 24 is
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"Do not make
direct eye contact with the tour guide."
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Very good. I was testing you.
Follow me.
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Just checking in. You okay?
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Hi, Bailey.
Not a good time.
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Ugh, I kind of got
my hands full.
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Should I call Kevin?
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No, no, no.
Kevin would just have
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some super-long,
overly-complicated plan.
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I'm gonna take this down,
Gretel-style.
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Gretel-style? What's Grete...
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All right.
Gratuitous violence.
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What?
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Five-tuplets?
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How did that happen?
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Well, look at what
you just did.
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That kinetic energy
made us divide...
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And conquer.
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? Look, I understand
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? I'm telling you I get it
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? She's a lot of woman
She's a multi-hyphenate
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? You can bet there's more
of her than meets the eye
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? She's the reason why
she can multiply
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? She's double trouble
Triple trouble
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? Keeping up
with this is trouble
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? You're about to be erased
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? 'Cause she can copy
She can paste now
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? She's Mary Mary
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? Quite contrary
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? If you it her
you'll get another Mary
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? Mary Mary
Evil adversary
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? You go up against her
Better call the military
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? Can't outrun her
Going under
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? Better watch your back
'cause you know you're outnumbered
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? By
Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
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? Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
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? Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary
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? Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary ?
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How do you guys keep
splitting like that? Are you clones?
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Are you kidding?
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We are all...
The same person.
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But thanks
to the kinetic energy...
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From all your
mindless punching...
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There are now
50 of us.
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I am Mary Mitosis,
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a brilliant geneticist.
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And I have altered
my genes responsible
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for strength, speed,
and narcissism.
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For my entire life,
I have been better
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than everyone
at doing everything.
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Look at me.
I'm a chicken.
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So I did the only
reasonable thing.
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I made more of me.
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So you're just
a bunch of copies.
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If you want
something done right,
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you have to do it...
Yourselves!
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Anyhoo, I was robbing
local businesses
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to fund my grand plan
to make thousands of me,
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so I can take over
the entire city.
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It usually takes days
in the lab to divide,
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just one of me.
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But now I know that
the thermal kinetic energy
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of your attack supercharges...
The splitting process.
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I don't follow.
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Your super punches
generate heat,
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and heat makes us divide.
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Got it? I can use you
to make millions of me,
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and take over the world.
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Thanks for all
the info Maries,
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but sadly for you,
you forgot something.
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I can fly.
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We got a live one.
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Oh, no, I can't fly.
I can't punch.
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Maybe I can't do this alone.
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You can do this, Gretel.
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You just gotta think.
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Uh, I'm sorry.
I wasn't paying attention.
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You're right.
I mean, I'm right.
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I gotta think. I know
I can't keep punching
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'cause she'll
just keep dividing.
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What am I going to do?
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This is our last stop.
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The polar bear gift shop
where allowances come to die.
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Chosen one?
Yes, sir.
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Tell the group
our final rule.
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No touching any merchandise
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that you don't plan on buying.
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Excellent. Now, everyone,
go spend your last dime.
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I think you might be
the best rule monitor we've ever had.
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Thanks. Rules are
like a little laws
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without bringing
the courts into it.
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Exactly.
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Gretel. How's it all going?
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Not good.
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All my powers only make things
worse with this villain.
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A bunch of floating
Gretel heads told me I need to think,
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but I can't think of anything.
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Sure you can.
Just try to think like Kevin.
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Kevin. Right!
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What would Kevin do?
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I got an idea.
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I need your help,
but we're gonna have to break some rules.
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Can you do it?
I mean...
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You know how much
I really like rules...
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But I love helping
my best friend way more.
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Count me in.
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You got me.
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I guess you really are
better than everyone at everything.
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Duh!
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Let's roll her to the lab.
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This is getting old.
I'm done.
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What the...
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Hey! Put me down!
Immediately!
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Might wanna stop resisting.
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Last time I looked,
flying wasn't in your genetic code.
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It's just a dream.
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Malicious hoards
of floating women don't exist.
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In an unusual move,
superhero, Gretel,
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is working solo today.
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Flying above us
with what appears to be
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a giant ball of angry ladies.
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Reminds me of Christmas
with my aunts.
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Back to you in the studio.
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I can't believe my eyes.
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You betray me, rule monitor.
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I'm sorry, sir,
but I gotta pull that lever.
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Give it up, Bailey.
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I have the high ground, morally.
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You underestimate
my power.
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No!
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You were
the chosen one, Bailey.
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You were supposed
to bring balance to the zoo,
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not jack up its
air conditioning bill.
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Some rules are made
to be broken.
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You were my rule monitor.
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I trusted you.
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Huh?
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It's time to come
together in peace.
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Here we go!
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What happens next?
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Just watch.
I hope I got it right.
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All I did was start thinking
in an overly complicated way
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about how to fix this problem
by using extreme cold
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to reverse the division,
and it totally worked.
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Oh, very science-y
And Kevin-y.
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Go! Gretel.
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Well this day sure can't get
any worse.
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We forgot to feed the bears.
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Somebody feed the bears.
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I got it. Sorry.
I was on break.
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Half an inch more.
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Push!
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Not only did you take down
the evil geneticist,
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but you did it alone.
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Wasn't that dangerous
and risky?
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Uh, yeah.
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00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,789
It definitely was scary,
and I almost gave up,
260
00:10:50,790 --> 00:10:54,111
but then
I just stopped punching and started thinking.
261
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:56,582
Kind of like someone
really important taught me.
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00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,283
So are you going solo
from here on out?
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No way!
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00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,870
It's so much better
saving the world with my awesome team.
265
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Which includes
this young citizen right here.
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All I did is pull a lever
I wasn't supposed to.
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You betrayed me,
chosen one!
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You're not my father!
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