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(dogs�barking)
2
00:00:03,780 --> 00:00:05,948
Y'all�think�this�is�going�to�get
the�dogs�out�of�the�lodge?
3
00:00:05,982 --> 00:00:08,084
Fuckin'�better,�man.�Those�dogs
have�been�in�there�for�weeks.
4
00:00:08,117 --> 00:00:09,318
Stephen�Harper,�get�over�here.
5
00:00:09,352 --> 00:00:10,653
Hi,�fellows.�I'm�ready.
6
00:00:10,686 --> 00:00:12,989
I've�been�stretching
all�morning.
7
00:00:13,022 --> 00:00:14,957
Okay.�All�right.�Put
this�wiener�vest�on,�all�right?
8
00:00:14,991 --> 00:00:16,959
You�guys�are�coming�to�get�me,
right?
9
00:00:16,993 --> 00:00:19,929
Yeah,�man.�Sure�thing.
10
00:00:21,097 --> 00:00:22,698
Hit�it!
11
00:00:22,765 --> 00:00:23,966
Holy�heck!
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00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,469
(barking)
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00:00:26,502 --> 00:00:29,205
-�Get�him.
-�(barking�continues)
14
00:00:29,272 --> 00:00:30,606
All�right.
We're�back�in�business,�bro.
15
00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,508
Oh,�it�smells�like�this!
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00:00:32,542 --> 00:00:33,843
(barking�continues)
17
00:00:40,183 --> 00:00:43,653
No.�Bad�dog.�Bad.
18
00:00:43,686 --> 00:00:46,556
When�my�friends�get�here,
you're�in�big�trouble.
19
00:00:46,622 --> 00:00:48,791
?�Yes,�I�can�love�you,�baby�?
20
00:00:51,461 --> 00:00:54,497
?�All�night�long�?
21
00:00:54,530 --> 00:00:56,699
Roger:�You're�listening�to
Laughingstick�in�the�morning.
22
00:00:56,732 --> 00:00:58,501
It�may�be�sunny�outside,
23
00:00:58,534 --> 00:01:02,505
but�it's�a�dark�day
in�Grouse�Lake
24
00:01:02,538 --> 00:01:04,373
because�there's�a�new�chief
and�council.
25
00:01:04,407 --> 00:01:06,509
-�(knocking�on�door)
-�Jo:�Roger?�We�need�to�talk.
26
00:01:06,542 --> 00:01:09,245
Roger:
Holeh.�I'm�on�the�air,�Jo.
27
00:01:09,312 --> 00:01:11,347
Jo:
Just�cut�to�a�song.
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Roger:�Up�next,�we�have
the�country-pop�classic,
29
00:01:14,984 --> 00:01:17,887
"She's�Drinkin'�Beer�'Cause
Her�Pregnancy�Test�Is�Clear"
30
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by�Huck�Wilber
and�the�Six�Tooth�Lightning.
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Jo,�I'm�kind�of�busy
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being�the�voice
of�the�people�here.
33
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That's�what
I�wanted�to�talk�to�you�about.
34
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I�been�looking�over�the�budget
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your�friggin'�bestie�Deedee
gave�you,
36
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and�I'm�a�confused.
37
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Like,�why�do�you�need
so�many�humidifiers?
38
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It's�a�dusty�rez,�Jo.
I�got�to�keep�this�voice�pure.
39
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And�why�so�many
expensive�creams?
40
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Because�I�have
so�many�body�parts.
41
00:01:48,284 --> 00:01:51,254
You�wouldn't�know�the
first�thing�about�moisturizing.
42
00:01:51,287 --> 00:01:53,523
You�could�sand�a�canoe
with�those�crusty�elbows.
43
00:01:55,625 --> 00:01:57,560
I'm�going�to�have�to�cut
your�budget.
44
00:01:57,593 --> 00:01:58,794
Oh,�yeah?
45
00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:00,396
I�bet�you're�going�to�tell�me
46
00:02:00,429 --> 00:02:02,798
that�I�don't�need
a�dual-boiler�espresso�machine.
47
00:02:02,865 --> 00:02:04,300
Waste�of�money.
48
00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:06,202
This�is�happening
because�I�supported�Leon.
49
00:02:06,235 --> 00:02:07,870
No.�This�is�happening
50
00:02:07,904 --> 00:02:10,473
because�you�don't�need
a�rack�of�collectible�spoons
51
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to�host�a�radio�show.
52
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They�stir�my�coffees.
53
00:02:13,409 --> 00:02:14,777
With�all�the�money�we�save,
54
00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:16,412
we�could�hire�other�radio�hosts.
55
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Wouldn't�you�like�that?
Take�time�off?
56
00:02:19,282 --> 00:02:22,418
Does�a�sunset�take�time�off
from�being�majestic?
57
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Yeah.�It's�called�nighttime.
58
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Listen,�Roger.
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00:02:26,055 --> 00:02:28,491
This�is�the�way�it's�got�to�be,
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and�believe�me,
I�take�no�pleasure�in�it.
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Announcer:
And�we're�back
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with�the�Native�Volleyball
Association�final,
63
00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:45,274
as�the�Ojibway�team
from�Long�Plain�First�Nation
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takes�on�the�little�Inuit�town
of�Resolute.
65
00:02:48,344 --> 00:02:50,913
It's�a�close�game
here�in�the�fifth�set,
66
00:02:50,947 --> 00:02:53,249
tied�two�to�two,�with�Long
Plain�looking�to�close�it�out.
67
00:02:53,282 --> 00:02:54,650
Yo.�Check�it�out.
68
00:02:54,684 --> 00:02:56,819
A�guy�from�Resolute
named�"INUKMAN4U"
69
00:02:56,852 --> 00:02:58,854
-�is�talking�smack�online.
-�What'd�he�say?
70
00:02:58,921 --> 00:03:02,158
"You�Ojibways�are�all�thick
from�the�moose�meat."
71
00:03:02,191 --> 00:03:03,859
You�going�to�stand�for�that?
72
00:03:03,926 --> 00:03:06,195
Fuckin'�trolls,�man.
Get�out�of�the�way.
73
00:03:06,262 --> 00:03:10,866
Let�Uncle�deal�with�this.
74
00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:13,936
That's�pretty�big�talk
75
00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:16,939
from�a�little�man
way�the�fuck�up�north.
76
00:03:16,973 --> 00:03:18,841
Chickadee:
Oh,�shit.
77
00:03:18,874 --> 00:03:22,044
He�called�you�a�Southern�belle
in�a�pretty�little�ribbon�skirt.
78
00:03:22,111 --> 00:03:23,980
Man,�fuck�this�guy.
79
00:03:24,013 --> 00:03:25,448
-�We're�the�real�true�north.
-�Yeah.
80
00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:26,682
Watch�this.
81
00:03:26,716 --> 00:03:30,620
You�guys�are�just�miserable
82
00:03:30,653 --> 00:03:35,024
'cause�you�never�get�to�see
the�sun.
83
00:03:35,057 --> 00:03:39,495
It's�fucking�beautiful.
I'm�looking�at�it�right�now.
84
00:03:39,528 --> 00:03:41,664
-�Ah!
-�(horn�blaring)
85
00:03:41,697 --> 00:03:43,366
Announcer:�And�there�it�is!
86
00:03:43,399 --> 00:03:46,168
-�Long�Plain�wins�again.
-�Yeah!
87
00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:48,704
Look�at�those�babies
from�Resolute.�Just�cheesed.
88
00:03:48,738 --> 00:03:50,473
What?�He�says,
89
00:03:50,506 --> 00:03:52,675
"Long�Plain�only�won
90
00:03:52,708 --> 00:03:55,645
because�they're�colonized,
just�like�you�guys."
91
00:03:55,678 --> 00:03:58,414
Say�something�that'll
really�cook�his�blubber.
92
00:03:58,481 --> 00:04:03,019
Eat�my�whole�jeet,
93
00:04:03,052 --> 00:04:05,054
you�fuckin'�beluga�butt.
94
00:04:05,087 --> 00:04:06,756
(laughing)�Yeah!
95
00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:10,359
Ba-ba-bam.
96
00:04:10,393 --> 00:04:12,061
Wait,�wait.
He's�typing�something.
97
00:04:13,729 --> 00:04:15,064
I�see�the�dots.
98
00:04:15,097 --> 00:04:18,167
He�logged�off!�(shouting)
99
00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:21,437
Long�Plain!�Long�Plain!
Long�Plain!�Long�Plain!
100
00:04:23,372 --> 00:04:25,408
Hey,�Jo.�Ooh,�sorry.
101
00:04:25,441 --> 00:04:28,411
Chief�Jo.
102
00:04:28,444 --> 00:04:30,546
So,�are�you�ready�to�speak
at�the�community�dinner
103
00:04:30,579 --> 00:04:32,114
for�health�week�tomorrow?
104
00:04:32,181 --> 00:04:35,518
What?�Why�is�the�health�centre
telling�me�now?
105
00:04:35,551 --> 00:04:37,420
Oh,�they�actually�told�us
three�weeks�ago.
106
00:04:37,453 --> 00:04:38,688
I'm�telling�you�now.
107
00:04:38,721 --> 00:04:40,890
Rose,�really?
108
00:04:40,923 --> 00:04:43,359
Oh,�Chief�Deedee
would�just�wing�it.
109
00:04:43,392 --> 00:04:44,593
Well,�Chief�Deedee�left�me
110
00:04:44,627 --> 00:04:47,463
with�a�decade�of�paperwork,
111
00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:51,033
and�I�have�to�get�to
the�nursing�station.
112
00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:52,401
Oh.�For�your�foot�thing?
113
00:04:52,435 --> 00:04:54,603
Yeah.�It's�getting�worse.
114
00:04:54,637 --> 00:04:57,106
Apparently,
fungus�grows�real�fast.
115
00:04:57,139 --> 00:04:58,474
Oof.
116
00:04:58,541 --> 00:05:00,743
Honestly,
when�I�take�my�sock�off,
117
00:05:00,776 --> 00:05:02,611
it�smells�like�corn�chips.
118
00:05:02,645 --> 00:05:04,280
Okay.�That's�enough.
119
00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:07,783
Really,�my�foot's�all�chapped
like�a�dog's�ass.
120
00:05:07,817 --> 00:05:11,120
I've�got�some�e-mails�to�ignore.
121
00:05:12,788 --> 00:05:17,259
(sniffing)�Ooh!�Ooh.
122
00:05:17,293 --> 00:05:19,061
(phone�ringing)
123
00:05:19,095 --> 00:05:20,930
Sagatay�Lodge.�Paul�speaking.
124
00:05:20,963 --> 00:05:22,965
This�is�Aqqalu�of�Resolute.
125
00:05:22,998 --> 00:05:25,568
Is�this�that�bitch-ass
Ojibway�keyboard�warrior?
126
00:05:25,601 --> 00:05:30,106
Yo.�Is�this�Inuk�Man
from�the�internets?
127
00:05:30,139 --> 00:05:31,941
They�gave�you�guys�telephones?
128
00:05:31,974 --> 00:05:34,643
You�Ojibways�talk�some�shit
on�the�internet,
129
00:05:34,677 --> 00:05:38,013
but�you're�talking�to�me,�now,
bro,�man�to�man.
130
00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:40,750
Why�don't�you�go�play
with�your�stupid�whales
131
00:05:40,783 --> 00:05:43,619
and�your�stupid�seals�with
the�funny-looking�moustaches?
132
00:05:43,652 --> 00:05:46,589
You�guys�are�dense�and�dumb,
like�the�bush�you�live�in.
133
00:05:46,622 --> 00:05:48,924
You�guys�are�all�up�there
sliding�around
134
00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:50,593
on�frozen�tectonic�plates.
135
00:05:50,626 --> 00:05:54,096
Your�people�ruined�APTN
with�your�bannock�cooking�shows.
136
00:05:54,130 --> 00:05:55,765
You�guys�even�get�APTN?
137
00:05:55,798 --> 00:05:58,134
If�we�don't�get�APTN,
then�how�come�they�did�a�story
138
00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:01,003
on�how�crazy�I�am?
139
00:06:01,036 --> 00:06:04,673
I�want�to�fight�you�right�now.
140
00:06:04,707 --> 00:06:07,510
Oh,�I'm�begging�for�it.
141
00:06:07,543 --> 00:06:09,378
I'll�get�down�on�my�knees
and�beg.
142
00:06:09,445 --> 00:06:12,715
Wait.
Can�you�even�see�your�knees?
143
00:06:12,782 --> 00:06:16,285
All�you�got�to�do
is�just�show�up.
144
00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:18,487
But�you�won't,
because�you're�too�small
145
00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:20,322
and�you're�too�far�away.
146
00:06:20,356 --> 00:06:21,791
(beeping�phone�off)
147
00:06:21,824 --> 00:06:23,893
Holy,�bro.�That�just�got�heated.
148
00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:25,461
Yeah.�That�was�pretty�intense.
149
00:06:25,494 --> 00:06:27,963
Those�were�just�jokes,�man.
150
00:06:27,997 --> 00:06:30,032
That�shit's�fine
on�the�internet,
151
00:06:30,065 --> 00:06:32,568
but�that�phone�call
made�it�way�too�real.
152
00:06:32,635 --> 00:06:34,036
Yeah,�man.�What�if
he�comes�looking�for�you?
153
00:06:34,069 --> 00:06:36,138
He�have�to�come�from
way�the�fuck�up�north,
154
00:06:36,172 --> 00:06:37,540
near�the�Baffin�Islands?
155
00:06:37,573 --> 00:06:39,575
You'd�got�to�be�crazy
to�come�here.
156
00:06:52,555 --> 00:07:02,565
?
157
00:07:17,847 --> 00:07:19,782
(mosquito�buzzing)
158
00:07:22,952 --> 00:07:25,187
Fuckin'�boreal�bullshit.
159
00:07:33,095 --> 00:07:35,464
Jo:
Bertha.
160
00:07:35,531 --> 00:07:39,468
Oh,�my�foot�is�so�chapped
there's�pus�coming�out�of�it.
161
00:07:39,535 --> 00:07:40,736
Oh.
162
00:07:40,769 --> 00:07:42,771
You're�not�the�regular�nurse.
163
00:07:42,805 --> 00:07:44,273
Nope.�I'm�Logan.
164
00:07:44,306 --> 00:07:45,808
I'm�just�in�from�the�city.
165
00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:48,310
So,�I�understand�that
you're�Chief�Jo
166
00:07:48,377 --> 00:07:50,579
and�you�have�a�foot�fungus.
167
00:07:50,613 --> 00:07:52,915
Nope.�That�the�other�chief.
168
00:07:52,948 --> 00:07:55,484
We�have�two�chiefs,
both�named�Jo.
169
00:07:55,551 --> 00:07:57,753
-�You�have�two�Chief�Jo's?
-�One�is�Chief�Joe.
170
00:07:57,786 --> 00:07:59,388
Ends�with�an�"e."
171
00:07:59,421 --> 00:08:02,625
I�probably�should�get�going�now.
172
00:08:02,658 --> 00:08:04,393
I�thought�this�was�the�bathroom.
173
00:08:04,426 --> 00:08:05,995
Is�it�hot�in�here?
174
00:08:06,061 --> 00:08:09,598
I�feel�like�you're
really�getting�hot�in�here.
175
00:08:10,966 --> 00:08:14,737
Like,�you�know,�nerdy�hot,
yoga�way.
176
00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:16,138
Not�that�you're�hot.
177
00:08:16,171 --> 00:08:18,140
Okay.�Well,�this�is�for
Jo�with�no�"e."
178
00:08:18,173 --> 00:08:19,408
I'm�going�to�go�now.
179
00:08:19,441 --> 00:08:21,410
Okay.�Well,�uh,
180
00:08:21,443 --> 00:08:25,114
if�you�see�Chief�Joe
with�an�"e,"
181
00:08:25,147 --> 00:08:28,517
tell�him�to�take�this�cream
182
00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:31,020
and�put�it�on�twice�a�day.
And�if�there's�any�pus,
183
00:08:31,086 --> 00:08:33,455
tell�him�it's�okay.
That's�just�part�of�the�healing.
184
00:08:37,326 --> 00:08:40,095
And�he'd�be,�like,
"I'm�Aqqalu�from�Resolute.
185
00:08:40,129 --> 00:08:41,664
I�cheer�for
shitty�volleyball�teams."
186
00:08:41,697 --> 00:08:45,467
And�I'm,�like,
"It's�time�to�go�nap�time!"
187
00:08:45,501 --> 00:08:47,369
(knocking�on�door)
188
00:08:49,638 --> 00:08:51,307
Did�somebody�order
an�ass-whooping?
189
00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:53,976
Oh.�Hey,�Paul.
190
00:08:54,009 --> 00:08:55,644
It's�the�crazy�guy
from�the�internet.
191
00:08:55,678 --> 00:08:59,448
(alarm�blaring)
192
00:09:02,551 --> 00:09:04,553
Rita:
That�was�Little�Stevie
193
00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:06,021
and�the�Shit�Hawks
194
00:09:06,055 --> 00:09:08,524
with�the�"Berens�River�Boogie,"
195
00:09:08,557 --> 00:09:12,928
and�this�is�Auntie�Rita
in�the�afternoon
196
00:09:12,962 --> 00:09:15,097
with�the�new�gossip�show,
197
00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:17,032
"Didja�Heard."
198
00:09:17,066 --> 00:09:22,071
Crazy�aunties�need�to�call�in
and�make�my�day.
199
00:09:23,539 --> 00:09:24,740
Female�caller:
Didja�heard�about�Gordon?
200
00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,942
No.�What�happened?
201
00:09:26,976 --> 00:09:28,444
Spill�the�tea.
202
00:09:28,477 --> 00:09:30,312
Caller:
Heard�he�was�shacked�up�with
203
00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:33,282
Lorraine's�cousin's�nephew.
204
00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:35,384
Caught�them�kissing�on�a�quad.
205
00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:39,154
Ooh.�That's�some�steeped�tea.
206
00:09:39,221 --> 00:09:42,424
Caller:
Gordon's�got�a�keemotch.
207
00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:45,260
Just�happy�for�those�kings.
208
00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:48,297
Next�on�the�line?
209
00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:51,467
Male�caller:
Just�wondering�where�Roger�is.
210
00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:54,737
He�just�makes
my�whole�day�better.
211
00:09:56,071 --> 00:09:58,807
I�don't�know
what�I'd�do�without�him.
212
00:10:01,176 --> 00:10:03,512
Jo:
Rose?�Rose!
213
00:10:03,579 --> 00:10:05,414
Damn�it,�Rose.
214
00:10:05,447 --> 00:10:07,650
Why�the�hell�didn't�you�tell�me
we�had�a�new�hot�nurse?
215
00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:08,917
Logan?
216
00:10:08,951 --> 00:10:11,153
Ah,�he's�too�nerdy�for�you.
217
00:10:11,186 --> 00:10:13,589
You�like�meat�heads
who�fix�skidoos.
218
00:10:13,622 --> 00:10:16,325
But�this�guy�got�me,
219
00:10:16,358 --> 00:10:20,796
with�his�tight�pants
and�his�size-12�uniform�shoes
220
00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:23,499
and�his�white�lab�coat.
221
00:10:23,532 --> 00:10:25,467
Wait.�He�did?
222
00:10:29,304 --> 00:10:30,839
God.�I--
223
00:10:30,873 --> 00:10:33,275
I�got�to�have
deadly�chief�energy.
224
00:10:33,308 --> 00:10:36,145
I�can't�be�seen
mooning�over�some�guy.
225
00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:37,646
So,�what�are�you�going�to�do?
226
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,848
Every�time�a�guy
gets�all�up�in�your�head,
227
00:10:39,882 --> 00:10:41,684
you�can't�let�it�go.
228
00:10:41,717 --> 00:10:43,185
As�if.
229
00:10:43,218 --> 00:10:45,621
I'll�forget�him�by�tomorrow.
230
00:10:45,654 --> 00:10:47,056
Okay.�Here's�what
we're�going�to�do.
231
00:10:47,122 --> 00:10:49,491
Wait.�What�do�you�mean�"we"?
232
00:10:51,293 --> 00:10:52,494
So,�this�is�Paul?
233
00:10:52,528 --> 00:10:53,962
Yeah.�You�going�to�kick�his�ass?
234
00:10:53,996 --> 00:10:55,531
That's�the�fuckin'�plan.
235
00:10:55,564 --> 00:10:57,499
So,�you�going�to�stay�the�night?
236
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,835
Yes,�please.
I�got�a�fight�tomorrow,
237
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,904
so�I�got�to�check�out
first�thing.
238
00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:05,074
Hey,�Paul?�Our�first�customer
since�the�dogs�left.
239
00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:06,709
Are�you�going�to�need
a�wake-up�call?
240
00:11:06,742 --> 00:11:09,678
Yes,�please.�I�like�to�get
a�jump-start�on�the�day.
241
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,880
The�Wi-Fi�password?
242
00:11:11,914 --> 00:11:13,716
-�Lowercase�"d."
-�Go�on.
243
00:11:13,749 --> 00:11:16,251
That's�it.�Lowercase�"d."
244
00:11:16,318 --> 00:11:19,421
All�one�word,�lowercased.
245
00:11:19,488 --> 00:11:20,856
Got�it.
246
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,858
Do�you�smoke,�man?
There's�no�smoking.
247
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,727
I�only�smoke�people
with�big�mouths
248
00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,261
who�talk�shit�on�the�internet.
249
00:11:26,328 --> 00:11:29,198
All�right.�Well,�just�sign�here,
250
00:11:29,231 --> 00:11:31,667
and�here's�your�key.
251
00:11:31,700 --> 00:11:34,903
And�your�room�is�just�past
the�big�scared�guy.
252
00:11:34,937 --> 00:11:36,205
Thank�you�very�much.
253
00:11:42,878 --> 00:11:44,847
Remember.
254
00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,117
The�bigger�guy�takes
the�bigger�punch.
255
00:11:48,183 --> 00:11:50,452
(whimpering�fearfully)
256
00:11:50,519 --> 00:11:54,690
Jo:
Logan,�my�friend�hurt�her�ankle.
257
00:11:54,723 --> 00:11:56,258
She�needs�a�look.
258
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,694
Yeah.�Something's�loose.
259
00:11:58,727 --> 00:11:59,928
Okay.�So,�what�happened?
260
00:11:59,962 --> 00:12:02,131
I�fell�off�a�building.
261
00:12:02,197 --> 00:12:03,398
A�building?
262
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,267
Luckily,�I�was�there,
263
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,802
'cause�I'm�so�calm
under�pressure.
264
00:12:06,869 --> 00:12:08,370
Well,�hop�on�up.
I'll�check�you�out.
265
00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:10,639
Okay.
266
00:12:10,706 --> 00:12:12,574
Sorry.�Not�you.
267
00:12:12,608 --> 00:12:13,942
Just�kidding.
268
00:12:13,976 --> 00:12:15,744
I�have�a�real�deadly�sense
of�humour.
269
00:12:17,412 --> 00:12:19,281
Okay.�Be�careful.
270
00:12:19,314 --> 00:12:21,216
I'll�be�really�delicate�here.
271
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:22,718
Ow!
272
00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:23,986
Logan:
That's�interesting.
273
00:12:24,052 --> 00:12:26,255
Okay.�That's�enough.
274
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,890
You�can�put�her�foot�down�now.
275
00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:29,324
-�Yeah.
-�Just�put�it�down.
276
00:12:29,391 --> 00:12:31,326
Your�ankle�does�look�fine.
277
00:12:31,393 --> 00:12:32,995
How�tall�was�that�building?
278
00:12:33,061 --> 00:12:35,597
It's�a�good�thing�I�got�there
before�it�got�worse,
279
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:39,735
which�is�crazy,�because
I'm�usually�so�busy�being�chief.
280
00:12:39,768 --> 00:12:43,105
Okay.�Well,�just�go�home
and�put�some�ice�on�it,
281
00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:46,842
and,�uh,�take
the�regular�pain�medication.
282
00:12:46,909 --> 00:12:49,745
Maybe�stay�off
any�tall�buildings.
283
00:12:49,778 --> 00:12:51,747
(laughing)
284
00:12:51,780 --> 00:12:56,018
Okay.�You�heard�him,�Rose.
You�can�go�now.
285
00:12:57,686 --> 00:13:00,122
Actually,�do�you�like�food?
286
00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:01,356
Of�course.
287
00:13:01,423 --> 00:13:04,026
(chuckling)
288
00:13:04,092 --> 00:13:07,129
There's�a�community�dinner
for�health�week.
289
00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,798
Oh,�that's�cool.
I'm�all�about�healthy�food.
290
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,533
Yeah.�And�last�time�I�went,
291
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,435
there�was�an�empty�chair
next�to�me.
292
00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:16,038
Not�because�nobody�wanted
to�sit�next�to�me
293
00:13:16,104 --> 00:13:17,773
or�thinks�I'm�a�loser.
294
00:13:17,806 --> 00:13:19,441
-�Oh,�I'm�sure�they�don't.
-�Yeah.
295
00:13:19,474 --> 00:13:23,478
So,�if�you�like�food,
and�there's�an�empty�seat--
296
00:13:23,512 --> 00:13:24,880
You�want�me�to--
297
00:13:24,947 --> 00:13:26,381
Just�the�chair,
it's�just�so�empty.�It's--
298
00:13:26,448 --> 00:13:27,716
You�want�me�to�sit�by�you?
299
00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:31,653
Okay,�guy.�This�isn't�a�date.
300
00:13:31,687 --> 00:13:33,555
But�I'll�see�you�there.
301
00:13:33,622 --> 00:13:36,225
You�can�sit�next�to�me,
and�we�can�eat�together?
302
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,893
Yeah.�Sure.
303
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,295
Still�got�it.
304
00:13:40,329 --> 00:13:41,663
What's�that?
305
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:44,066
I�still�got�it.
Uh,�the�foot�fungus.
306
00:13:44,132 --> 00:13:46,535
Oh.
307
00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:51,073
Yo.�Look�what�this�guy�uses
for�a�toothbrush.
308
00:13:51,139 --> 00:13:52,808
Yo.�Check�out�Aqqalu.
309
00:13:52,841 --> 00:13:54,343
Fok'n�guy's�fighting�a�bear,
man!
310
00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:55,577
We�should�call�someone�for�help.
311
00:13:55,644 --> 00:13:56,645
Paul:
No,�no,�no.
312
00:13:56,678 --> 00:13:58,180
Let�nature�take�its�course.
313
00:13:58,213 --> 00:14:00,549
Fuckin'�guy's�holding�his�own,
man.
314
00:14:00,582 --> 00:14:02,084
Guy's�as�strong�as�that�bear.
315
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:05,053
Come�on,�brother�bear.
Use�your�claws!
316
00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:08,056
Bite�him!�Ugh.
317
00:14:08,090 --> 00:14:10,025
Come�on.�Fight!
318
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,996
He�just�kicked�that�bear
in�the�nuts.
319
00:14:18,934 --> 00:14:20,402
Holy�fuck!
The�bear�is�down,�man.
320
00:14:28,477 --> 00:14:29,878
Rita:
'Morning,�Grouse�Lake.
321
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,214
You're�listening�to�Auntie�Rita
in�the�morning,
322
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,082
with�my�new�co-host--
323
00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:38,820
No.�You're�listening�to
Laughingstick�in�the�morning
324
00:14:38,887 --> 00:14:40,789
with�my�co-host.
325
00:14:40,822 --> 00:14:42,057
And�here�we�are--
326
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,292
Pride�of�the�Ojibway�Nation
327
00:14:43,325 --> 00:14:46,094
is�on�the�line�today,
328
00:14:46,128 --> 00:14:50,899
as�Paul�seems�to�have�bit�off
more�than�he�can�chew.
329
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:54,236
And�if�you�know�Paul,
that's�not�easy.
330
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,305
Breaking�news.
331
00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:59,341
Rita,�co-host
of�many�fantastic�shows,
332
00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:01,410
is�retiring
from�Grouse�Lake�Radio.
333
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,178
No,�I�ain't.
334
00:15:03,245 --> 00:15:05,681
Rita,�you're�a�real�one.
335
00:15:05,747 --> 00:15:07,416
But�Chief�Jo�said�I�can--
336
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,618
We're�all�going�to�miss�you.
337
00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:11,420
For�those�of�you
338
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,489
listening�at�home�and�can't�see
what's�going�on,
339
00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:17,693
Rita,�with�tears�in�her�eyes,
340
00:15:17,759 --> 00:15:19,661
is�making�her�way�to�the�door
341
00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:21,096
for�the�very�last�time.
342
00:15:23,031 --> 00:15:24,933
I'll�remember�that.
343
00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:32,674
Who�wants�money
on�Aqqalu�the�Destroyer?
344
00:15:34,376 --> 00:15:36,478
Paul,�my�boy.
345
00:15:36,511 --> 00:15:37,980
Mom.�There�you�are.
346
00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:40,549
I�put�$20�on�you,
so�go�at�him�early
347
00:15:40,615 --> 00:15:42,117
and�get�dirty�if�you�have�to.
348
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,019
Mom!
349
00:15:44,052 --> 00:15:48,323
Good�luck,�my�son,�even�though
you�don't�need�it.
350
00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:51,560
You're�my�big�tough
fighting�boy.
351
00:15:51,626 --> 00:15:54,162
It's�on,�meat.
352
00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:56,164
This�is�who�you're�fighting?
353
00:15:56,198 --> 00:15:59,735
Yeah.
You�got�to�put�a�stop�to�this.
354
00:15:59,801 --> 00:16:01,236
Ah.�I'll�see�what�I�can�do.
355
00:16:06,408 --> 00:16:08,877
Okay.�Chickadee,�switch�my�bet.
356
00:16:08,910 --> 00:16:12,748
I�want�$20
on�Aqqalu�the�Destroyer.
357
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,227
Rose,�how�do�I�look?
358
00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:28,563
Uh,�strong.
359
00:16:28,597 --> 00:16:30,399
You�look�really�strong.
360
00:16:30,432 --> 00:16:32,567
Thanks.
361
00:16:32,601 --> 00:16:35,370
Hey.�These�are�mine.
362
00:16:35,404 --> 00:16:37,339
Go�on.�Get,�get,�get.
363
00:16:40,442 --> 00:16:42,411
Oh.�Hey,�Logan.
364
00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:43,678
Hi.
365
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:45,714
Right�here.
366
00:16:45,747 --> 00:16:47,416
Is�everything�all�right
with�them?
367
00:16:47,449 --> 00:16:49,384
Oh,�don't�worry.
368
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:50,752
They're�just�drug�dealers.
369
00:16:50,786 --> 00:16:53,955
-�No.
-�But�not�on�my�watch.
370
00:16:54,022 --> 00:16:58,093
I�said,
"Not�during�health�week."
371
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,396
Logan:�Hey,�look�at�that.
Right�on�time.
372
00:17:02,964 --> 00:17:05,467
Uh,�whoa.�Is�that--
373
00:17:05,534 --> 00:17:07,035
Is�that�turkey�covered�in�gravy?
374
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,571
Everything�in�moderation.
375
00:17:09,604 --> 00:17:11,606
Hi�there.
376
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,643
Do�you�like�the�turkey
377
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,412
with�salad
378
00:17:17,446 --> 00:17:20,916
or�the�stuffing?
379
00:17:20,949 --> 00:17:23,485
It's�made�with�cranberry
and�duck�fat.
380
00:17:23,552 --> 00:17:26,288
-�Oh!�The�one�with--
-�Duck�fat?
381
00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:27,789
-�Duck�fat.
-�Mm-hmm.
382
00:17:27,823 --> 00:17:29,791
But�it's�health�week.
383
00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:31,626
We'll�obviously�have�the�salad.
384
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:35,764
Obviously�the�salad.
385
00:17:35,797 --> 00:17:37,732
(whispering)
Save�me�a�plate�for�later.
386
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,167
Hey.
387
00:17:40,335 --> 00:17:42,003
Ding-ding-ding.
388
00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:44,639
Time�out!
389
00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:46,408
Oh,�I'm�going�to�fight�you
harder�now.
390
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,009
Lips,�get�over�here.
391
00:17:48,076 --> 00:17:50,579
Do�something�about�this.
You're�the�cops.
392
00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,013
Sorry,�Paul.
This�is�all�on�the�up-and-up.
393
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,516
We've�got�to�be�doing
something�illegal�here.
394
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,017
You�gave�written�consent�to
fight�him
395
00:17:56,084 --> 00:17:58,186
after�you�said
he�has�a�beluga�butt�online,
396
00:17:58,253 --> 00:17:59,454
so�this�fight's�legal.
397
00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:01,523
Fine.�But�if�he�kills�me,
398
00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:03,425
you're�not�invited�to
my�funeral,
399
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,827
and�they're�going�to�have
the�best�sandwiches.
400
00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:07,696
-�Like,�what�kind�of�sandwiches?
-�Your�favourite�kind.
401
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,001
I'm�going�to�give�you
the�first�punch.
402
00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:16,104
And�after�that,
it's�out�of�my�control.
403
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,349
Logan:�I�can't�believe�they�put
duck�fat�in�the�stuffing.
404
00:18:27,382 --> 00:18:29,117
I�know,�right?
405
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,319
You're�the�chief.�You�should
get�up�and�say�something.
406
00:18:31,353 --> 00:18:33,021
Like,�right�now?
407
00:18:33,054 --> 00:18:34,456
Excuse�me.�You.
408
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,224
Fried�bannock?
409
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,560
During�health�week?
410
00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:40,228
Okay.�And�you�know�what?
411
00:18:40,295 --> 00:18:41,663
Might�as�well�let
those�two�monsters�sell�crack.
412
00:18:44,132 --> 00:18:47,469
I'm�going�to�say
a�little�something�here.
413
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,070
Hi,�everyone.
414
00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:51,873
I'm�the�nurse�practitioner�here,
415
00:18:51,907 --> 00:18:54,643
and�I�cannot�believe
that�they�would�serve�bannock
416
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,311
during�health�week�events.
417
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:59,080
And�I�know�that�Chief�Jo�here
feels�the�same�way.
418
00:18:59,147 --> 00:19:01,516
(booing)
419
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:04,519
Guys,�bannock�is
not�even�Indigenous.
420
00:19:04,553 --> 00:19:06,588
(booing�intensifies)
421
00:19:06,655 --> 00:19:08,256
The�Scots�brought�bannock�here,
anyways.
422
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,692
Come�on.�How�colonized�are�you?
423
00:19:10,725 --> 00:19:13,495
What�the�fuck�did�he�just�say?
424
00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,731
Please,�Jo.�Come.�Tell�them.
425
00:19:17,899 --> 00:19:19,701
Man:
Come�on,�Jo.
426
00:19:19,734 --> 00:19:22,604
Yeah.�Health�week.
427
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:27,409
You�know�what�I�think
would�be�really�healthy?
428
00:19:27,442 --> 00:19:30,245
If�you�left�and�never�came�back.
429
00:19:30,278 --> 00:19:31,613
Others:
Yeah!
430
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,114
Just�for�your�information,
431
00:19:33,181 --> 00:19:35,717
the�Scots
may�have�brought�bannock�here,
432
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:39,187
but�we�fok'n�perfected�it.�Fuck!
433
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:42,290
(cheering�and�applause)
434
00:19:42,357 --> 00:19:44,192
And�as�your�new�chief,
435
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:48,230
I'm�officially�declaring
health�week�bannock�week.
436
00:19:48,263 --> 00:19:51,533
(cheering�and�applause)
437
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,469
Go�on.�Get�out�of�here.�Fuck.
438
00:19:54,536 --> 00:19:56,404
Go�on.
439
00:19:56,438 --> 00:19:59,074
Now,�somebody�bring�me
that�duck�fat�stuffing!
440
00:19:59,107 --> 00:20:01,576
(muttering)
441
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,548
No�more�fucking�around.
442
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,617
(retching)
443
00:20:09,985 --> 00:20:12,454
-�(grunting)
-�Hey!
444
00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,623
Oh,�pretty�fast
for�a�big�fellow.
445
00:20:14,656 --> 00:20:17,993
I�can--�But,�uh,�I'm--
(laughing�nervously)
446
00:20:18,059 --> 00:20:21,162
-�(shouting)
-�?�My�first�real�novel�?
447
00:20:27,002 --> 00:20:28,737
Paul!
448
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,139
Here.
449
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,975
(shouting)
450
00:20:34,009 --> 00:20:35,410
(cowbell�clanging)
451
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,978
What�the�fuck�is�this?
A�wiener�vest?
452
00:20:37,012 --> 00:20:39,247
You�think�it's�going�to�stop�me?
453
00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,782
No,�beluga�butt.
454
00:20:40,815 --> 00:20:42,017
But�he�will.
455
00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,418
Oh,�shit.�A�dog.
456
00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,487
I�have�one�rule.
I�don't�fight�dogs.
457
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,088
Call�it�off.�Call�it�off!
458
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:49,124
Why�does�it�have�to�be�a�dog?
459
00:20:49,157 --> 00:20:51,459
Hey,�man.�North's�that�way.
460
00:20:56,498 --> 00:20:58,133
It's�Laughingstick
in�the�evening,
461
00:20:58,166 --> 00:20:59,768
and�you�know�what?
462
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:04,105
I've�always�had�to�fight
for�what�I�wanted.
463
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,975
But�maybe�I'm�done�fighting.
464
00:21:07,008 --> 00:21:09,010
Maybe�I'm�not
appreciated�enough.
465
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:12,514
But�it�could�always�be�worse.
466
00:21:12,547 --> 00:21:14,549
I�could�be�Stephen�Harper.
467
00:21:14,616 --> 00:21:16,818
Hey.�Psst.
468
00:21:16,851 --> 00:21:18,053
(dogs�barking,
crickets�chirping)
469
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:20,388
Can�I�have�a�hot�dog?
470
00:21:20,455 --> 00:21:23,158
I�ate�all�of�mine.
471
00:21:23,191 --> 00:21:27,128
Sure,�but�you're�going�to
have�to�fight�me�for�it.
472
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:30,298
(barking�continues)
473
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,904
(men�singing
in�Indigenous�language)
474
00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:45,980
?
475
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:50,580
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