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Honor! Tradition! Values!
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Don't forget to vote tomorrow,
my friends!
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The future of Japan depends on it!
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Stop that monkey!
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The monkey's headed
towards Yoyogi Park.
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Send backup.
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You're a Halloween costume now?
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Hey, no bullshit.
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Old Bryce
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would have been totally jealous
of this moment.
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Holy moley.
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I don't mean to sound
like I'm bragging,
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but, well, you know,
this isn't the first time
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a woman's
burned down my pad.
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Hey, look, if we're going to track
and kill Lady Bullseye,
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we're going to need
our weapons, so let's get...
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Oh-whoa.
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Okay, well,
this is not normal. Whoa!
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Hey, look at this!
It's like some Back to the Future shit...
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What the hell was that?
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Uh, nothing.
Nothing. Sorry. No, I-I...
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You know, I thought I saw
a two-headed squirrel run by.
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But it, uh, it was just a, uh,
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a one-headed...
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Doesn't matter. Look, are you
gonna grab the guns or what?
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Come on,
let's go, man.
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What do you mean
there's no weapons?
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They're gone?
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Shit.
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The police must have gone through
this place with a fine-toothed comb.
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Freeze!
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Oh, Jesus.
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What is this,
another cop?
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Scared the hell outta me.
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Drop it!
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Relax.
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She's on our side.
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Well, well, well.
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The game is afoot, huh?
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I'm happy to see you too.
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A lot's happened
since you've been gone.
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So, to catch you up,
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I've been going through
The Rooster's blackmail,
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and I found
something interesting.
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Is... is that blood?
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Would you just die already!
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Oh-ho, man.
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Not so sure
about Encyclopedia Brown over here.
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I mean, that box
is literally overflowing
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with dirt on the most
powerful players in Japan,
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and she's focused
on the pen?
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This seemingly innocuous pen
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- is actually a recording device.
- A recording device!
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No, that makes more sense.
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If Ken Takahara wins this election,
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his anti-corruption measures
will destroy your organization.
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Hey, the Rooster's no fool.
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I get what's in it for me,
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but what about you?
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Why are you and your associate
doing this?
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That is not your concern.
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Just get rid of him.
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Holy shit.
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It's Bonsai Shoes!
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The man you just heard order
the hit is named Ichiro Hazaki,
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but he's better known
as "The Bonsai Master."
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- Eh, Master. Shoes.
Potato, tomato. Whatever.
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He's a big deal
in the political world
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and by far the biggest donor
to Ozu's campaign.
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He's the brains
behind all this.
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Haruka hasn't gone to the police
with this recording.
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We're the only ones
who know the truth.
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I brought it to you because
we both have friends to avenge.
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And God knows
the police aren't going to help.
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If we don't stop these guys,
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my uncle will be
the next to die.
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We need your help.
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Does that mean he's in?
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Oh. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah,
that's an "I'm in" growl for sure.
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- We're good.
- Hey, psst.
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Tell 'em I'm in, too.
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Bonsai Master's compound is
in the foothills of Mount Takao.
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It's heavily guarded.
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Tonight he'll be there hosting
the official watch party
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for Ozu's campaign.
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It is a beautiful background
for a concession speech.
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Too bad he's not going
to be around to make it.
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What? Too dark?
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- Eh...
- Not for me. I love it.
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This chick
is growing on me.
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I, uh, found this beneath
what used to be my sofa.
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Figured you might need it.
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Don't worry about Akiko.
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I'll be outside the Tower all night
keeping her and the Councilor safe.
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You know, Monkey,
once this is all over,
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my uncle is going to be
the new Prime Minister.
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We'll be living
in the official residence,
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and... I'd like you
to live there, too.
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Be part of the family.
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My family.
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Say yes.
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Just nod your head.
Your smile is terrifying.
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Okay,
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this is as close as I'm gonna be able
to take you.
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Be safe up there.
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There's a button.
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Yeah. To your left.
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Yeah. It's the red one.
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Just press it down, and the latch
should just come undone.
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The red one.
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Yeah, no, you're on it. You're...
No, you're touching it right now.
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Push the button, man.
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Yeah, right there. No...
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Use the...
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- You're right there!
Red, down, out.
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- Just push it.
- Oh boy.
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- Push the button.
- You just push it...
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The red one.
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A hundred of you jerks
could write Hamlet?
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- You're right there...
- Bullshit.
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It's a big night.
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Will you be attending
any of the election celebrations?
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I'll be attending
the only one that matters.
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Mm. Mm. Mm.
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Oh, look at that!
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A literal monkey suit.
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Ah, yes.
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The monkey is
a very good client.
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Wears a 24 short.
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The guy on the wall
next to the monkey,
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he looks familiar.
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American.
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I believe his name was Bruce?
Uh, Bryce?
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Bryce. Bryce.
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He's an assassin.
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Hit on me once
at a convention.
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Tried to get me into bed
talking about "rifle specs."
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Well, the monkey
certainly likes him.
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He was adamant I keep
their photos together.
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When's the last time
you saw the American?
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I thought I heard he was killed
up in the mountains recently.
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Oh, I wouldn't know
anything about that.
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Then I believe
we're done here.
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Thank you for the dress.
Your craftsmanship is unparalleled.
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But I'm still in the middle...
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Ah, tch-tch-tch-tch-tch.
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Why did you just poke me?
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Oh, I didn't poke you.
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I introduced a needle
into your radial artery.
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Right now the sharp little guy
is traveling up your arm.
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He's gonna hang
a right at your shoulder
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and arrive at his final destination
any moment.
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Now.
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Oh, hey, I just realized something!
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You know how the President has
the First Dog?
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Well, that's gonna be you, man.
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You're gonna be
the official pet of Japan!
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I mean, they're probably gonna put you
on a goddamn stamp!
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Who cares about
the masks anymore.
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You're gonna have people licking
your ass...
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Huh?
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Dude, I-I don't know
what's happening,
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but it's kinda
freaking me out now.
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So, uh, let's just ignore it
and hope it goes away.
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You know, like I do
with all my problems.
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Huh?
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This doesn't make any sense.
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It's just confusing,
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because if this was
really feudal Japan,
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there wouldn't be guys with machine guns
just walking around, you know.
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No, I mean,
all I'm saying is that
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if you're gonna throw
a theme party, commit.
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Oh shit. Look at this.
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Here's where they put
the budget.
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Might wanna grab
your katana, dude.
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It's time to get bloody.
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It shouldn't be this close.
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You assured me.
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The polls do not close
for another hour, Councilor.
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There's plenty of time.
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- This is bullshit.
I trusted you.
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Go downstairs,
have a drink, and relax.
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It's going to be fine.
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The future of our country
is at stake.
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How the hell
can you be so calm?
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Because I have
an insurance policy.
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Now, like I said,
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go pour yourself a drink,
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mingle with your donors,
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and start behaving like
a goddamn Prime Minister.
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Sir, sir,
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the monkey is here.
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Oh my god.
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What are you
talking about, here?
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Like here-here?
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Get the Councilor to safety.
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You're not coming?
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I... am capable
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of taking care of myself.
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Took you long enough.
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Hey, there's a lot
of temples in Tokyo.
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But only one where
a monkey in a suit hangs out.
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I'm sorry.
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You will soon meet
your end.
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Oh, you make
creepy predictions too?
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Didn't see that coming.
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Shall we begin?
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Oh, this is gonna be fun.
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Jesus, you're annoying!
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You know, if you talk less
when you fight,
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you can manage your breath.
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Aah!
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Oh, here we go.
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Bye now.
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So, wise man,
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is this my end?
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It will be when you battle
the monkey and the gho...
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The what?
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- Ghost?
- No, no, no.
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Is that what
you were going to say?
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Goat.
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Monkey and the goat.
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Thanks.
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This was very... spiritual.
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Look at you go!
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Alright, he's coming in high
so aim low!
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Two and three o'clock!
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Oh sorry. Your three o'clock!
I won't do that anymore.
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Quick, over your shoulder.
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Oh my god.
I wanna throw cash at you.
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You know, I had no idea
you could enjoy working
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with a partner this much.
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Yeah, I just thought they were there
to blame stuff on.
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Ho-ho-ho.
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Oh man. Oh man.
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I guess that's it
for the chips and salsa.
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Let's go order us up
a main course.
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Hey, keep an eye out
for Lady Bullseye.
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She's gotta be lurking
around here somewhere.
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Whoa!
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You've come
a long way, Monkey.
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Yeah, back to the 1600s,
by the look of it.
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So, are you here
to return the katana
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I gifted to General Kato?
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Or perhaps
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you'd like to meet
its sister!
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You don't know it,
but you hold in your hands
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the blade of a hero.
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Saigล Takamori was the last
of the great Samurai.
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He died fighting against
the modernization of our country.
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A transition he knew
would lead to mediocrity
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and cowardice!
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But I've made a vow
to continue his fight.
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To bring back the old ways
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and restore Japan
to its proper place of honor.
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I'm sorry, is his fighting style
to bore us to death?
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And now,
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all that stands in my way
259
00:14:17,667 --> 00:14:18,667
is you.
260
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- Go for his nuts! You know?
Just swing it around his nuts!
261
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:30,309
You must control
your breath, Monkey.
262
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,667
Tension will get you killed, Monkey.
263
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Good monkey.
264
00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,143
Okay, okay, don't panic.
265
00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,684
Hey, this tree is pretty sweet.
266
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,268
You know, he probably kills
everyone under it.
267
00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:57,892
Maybe if you climbed inside,
you could...
268
00:14:58,667 --> 00:14:59,667
What the...
269
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,934
Hey! Hey! Did you see that!
270
00:15:02,958 --> 00:15:05,292
Did you see what I did?
Look what I-I... I broke the tree.
271
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,342
I broke the tree
with my, with my ghost hands.
272
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,476
What the... aw, crap.
273
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I swear to God I did it.
274
00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,393
Ugh.
275
00:15:13,417 --> 00:15:16,292
Keep your filthy hands off of it!
276
00:15:21,542 --> 00:15:22,542
No.
277
00:15:41,917 --> 00:15:44,667
You've defeated me.
278
00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,875
But it doesn't matter.
279
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:52,518
The die is cast.
280
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:04,083
A man who toils
for his country
281
00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:07,208
will always be lit
282
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,208
by the sun of Japan.
283
00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:15,333
Oh-ho-ho-oh whoa.
284
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,102
Yikes.
285
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,393
Someone had
a big lunch.
286
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,726
This crowd is getting out of control.
287
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,809
We need more backup.
288
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,059
Forget the crowd.
289
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,309
What about Lady Bullseye?
She could be anywhere.
290
00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:45,375
Oy!
291
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:48,042
You thought
you could have a party
292
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:52,559
and not invite
the Silver Samurai?
293
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:54,542
- Who is that?
- Holster your weapon.
294
00:16:54,958 --> 00:16:56,643
That's Silver Samurai.
295
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,518
He's a mutant medieval warrior
296
00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:01,184
and sworn protector
of the Prime Minister
297
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,934
and a giant asshole.
298
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,018
My people,
299
00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:09,768
tonight I stand here
not in service to one candidate
300
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:11,708
but all of Japan.
301
00:17:12,042 --> 00:17:14,393
Whatever the outcome
of this election,
302
00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:17,333
there will be peace
in the streets.
303
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:21,309
So says
the Silver Samurai!
304
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,958
What the hell is that?
305
00:17:24,542 --> 00:17:26,917
I am Yuki!
306
00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:29,958
The undead ghost assassin.
307
00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:35,833
I will restore peace to Tokyo!
308
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,333
Yuki.
309
00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,059
Wow. This is just great.
310
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,018
This is a...
a total shit-show.
311
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,809
Ha! Yeah.
312
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:56,958
Akiko.
313
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:58,917
It's time.
314
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,208
We've just gotten word that
the final election results are in.
315
00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,000
I'm proud to announce
316
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,083
the new Prime Minister
of Japan
317
00:18:15,292 --> 00:18:17,143
is Shinji Yokohama.
318
00:18:19,958 --> 00:18:20,602
Yes!
319
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:22,226
Whoo!
320
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:24,809
Oh my god! Uncle! Yes!
321
00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:25,893
You deserve this!
322
00:18:25,917 --> 00:18:27,309
We deserve this.
323
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,184
I couldn't have done it
without you.
324
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,018
Oh, I wrote something
for your acceptance speech.
325
00:18:32,042 --> 00:18:32,894
It's awesome.
326
00:18:32,918 --> 00:18:35,851
No offense,
but I wrote my own.
327
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:38,101
Oh, so you're
firing me again?
328
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,292
- No, Akiko.
You're my new chief of staff.
329
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,625
Uncle...
330
00:18:43,042 --> 00:18:43,769
Don't.
331
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:46,768
If you cry,
you're gonna make me cry.
332
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,684
Prime Minister!
333
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,208
Come on,
let's get you a drink!
334
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,667
Oh, sweetie,
335
00:19:21,417 --> 00:19:22,684
let me help you
with that.
336
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:23,792
Oh, uh...
337
00:19:24,292 --> 00:19:27,851
Uh... um, I'm good,
but thank you.
338
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,393
I insist.
339
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:30,851
Oh. Just gonna do it.
340
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:34,768
Um... I guess my hands are
kinda shaky right now.
341
00:19:34,792 --> 00:19:35,833
I know!
342
00:19:36,167 --> 00:19:38,167
What an exciting night!
343
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,875
Yikes. What happened here?
344
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:43,375
It's a long story.
345
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,351
It's still
a little tender.
346
00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:48,458
Aw.
347
00:19:49,417 --> 00:19:52,708
I'll be very... gentle.
348
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,792
I mean, I snapped that branch,
you know. I-I... But how?
349
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:06,768
Look, this is all a sign that
something big's about to happen, you know.
350
00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:09,268
The barriers between the worlds,
they're breaking, you know.
351
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:12,809
Like my, my presence here is,
it's starting to fray. I can feel it.
352
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:29,708
Oh God.
353
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,500
You?
354
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:33,726
I just lost
the election!
355
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,417
Isn't that enough?
356
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:39,000
So now you're going
to kill me,
357
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,309
just like you killed Takahara.
358
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:44,583
Me?
359
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,934
Why would I have done it?
360
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:49,750
I was ten points up
in the polls against Ken!
361
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,708
Suddenly he's murdered,
and I'm running against a martyr!
362
00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,667
Who could compete
with that?
363
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,125
Think about it!
364
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:58,976
Who had
the most to gain?
365
00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:05,101
Hey, look, as much
as I hate this scumbag,
366
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,208
he's making a good point.
367
00:21:06,708 --> 00:21:09,768
'Cause all Ken's death did
was open the door for, um...
368
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,042
Oh my god.
369
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:16,125
Thank you! Thank you!
370
00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,851
A great friend of mine
once said,
371
00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,476
"He who toils
for his country
372
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,601
"will always be lit
373
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:26,750
by the sun of Japan."
374
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,250
Oh shit.
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