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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,047 --> 00:00:09,009 [Rain falling] 2 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,731 [Zadie] The impulse to dance existed long before 3 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:25,317 our primate ancestors evolved into humans. 4 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:28,278 Evolutionary biologists suggest that dance 5 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,696 was used by early humans 6 00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,406 to promote the social cooperation 7 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,866 essential for our survival. 8 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,660 Indeed, studies have found that 9 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,620 today's best dancers all share 10 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,789 the two specific genes associated 11 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,624 with excellent interpersonal skills. 12 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:44,044 But despite its power to save our species, 13 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,462 dance could not save 14 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,422 a small furniture company in Miami 15 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:50,842 from the economic Tsunami of a global pandemic, 16 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:54,680 so like many 40-year-old millennial white males, 17 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,098 Mike Lane found himself 18 00:00:56,181 --> 00:01:00,018 alone and adrift in an ocean of failed relationships 19 00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,770 and unrealized dreams. 20 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:03,605 [Event planner] Excuse me? Hello! 21 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,525 This area is off-limits. 22 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,027 Oh. Well, then 23 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,911 you really shouldn't be here then, should you? 24 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,240 Cute. 25 00:01:13,657 --> 00:01:16,702 Get dressed, start unloading. Trucks just pulled in. 26 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:17,869 All right. 27 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,746 [Latin music plays on speakers] 28 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:23,208 [Housewife 1] So, is she living in Miami now, or... 29 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,395 [Housewife 2] Well, she can't go back to London, 30 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,503 Roger's there. 31 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,755 [Housewife 3] She has to go back, for the daughter. 32 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:30,591 [Housewife 4] Roger still wants it to work, 33 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,800 according to Bob. 34 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,278 [Housewife 3] She should have just canceled 35 00:01:33,302 --> 00:01:34,886 instead of walking around like a zombie. 36 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,179 [Housewife 1] Totally. 37 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,185 - [Housewife 3 clears throat] - And here she is. 38 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:41,768 Thank you so much. This is absolutely beautiful. 39 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,293 Oh, thank you for your contribution. 40 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:44,771 You look stunning. 41 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,532 - Scotch, please. - Neat or rocks? 42 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:56,825 Neat. 43 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:00,579 You getting what you want? 44 00:02:02,873 --> 00:02:05,073 With the fundraiser. It looks like it's going all right. 45 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:09,296 Nobody here knows what the big blue rescue project is 46 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:11,381 and yet they give me their money every year. 47 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:13,860 Well, I just think people like to 48 00:02:13,884 --> 00:02:15,177 look at what they can't have. 49 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,103 I guess. 50 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,902 What's up, bro? Two vodka sodas. 51 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,236 Two vodka sodas. 52 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,697 - So, what do you think? Yeah? - Yeah. Sounds good. 53 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,534 Wait. I know you. You went to state, right? 54 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,995 [Softly chuckles] State? No, definitely not. 55 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,581 Huh. We've definitely met. 56 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,085 Uh, no. I don't know. Sorry. 57 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:52,714 - Don't freak the guy out, hon. - I'm not. [Giggles] 58 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:56,927 Holy shit. I got it. You really don't remember? 59 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,430 I don't know. Was it at my store? Huh? 60 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,600 No. You were a cop, right? 61 00:03:07,896 --> 00:03:09,481 - What's your name? - Kim. 62 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:10,565 [Women squeal] 63 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:11,709 ["Mo cash!" By Vegas audio ninjas plays over speakers] 64 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:12,960 [Latin music plays on speakers] 65 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:16,488 [Chuckles] Uh, yeah. Like way back in the day. Yeah. 66 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,739 Yeah. Yeah. 67 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,008 Right, right, right. Got it. [Chuckles] 68 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,493 Nice pull, hon! Did you arrest her? 69 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:24,162 Uh, no, I think I let you off with a warning. Right? 70 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,997 Mm-hmm. It was my pledge party. 71 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,083 I was being very disorderly. 72 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,252 [Chuckles] You being good now? You behaving? 73 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,878 - Yes, I'm great, actually. - Good. 74 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:35,716 I'm on maxandra's legal team so... here to support. 75 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,801 That's cool. What kind of law do you practice? 76 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:41,513 Family law generally. But, I do specialize in divorce. 77 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,866 - Well, it was good to see you. - See you in another 10 years. 78 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:47,853 - Cheers. Be good. - I'll do my best. 79 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:55,277 [Cell phone rings] 80 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:01,825 [Event planner] You! Bartender. 81 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,702 Mrs. Rattigan would like a word. 82 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:06,163 Uh, we're not done breaking down. 83 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:07,289 Did you hear what I said? 84 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,694 She'd like to see you right now. 85 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:11,668 Bullshit. Hey, look, 86 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,920 you don't have to explain it to me. All right? 87 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:16,006 Explain it to zadie. 88 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:17,632 Ma'am? 89 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,177 Of course, I'm super uncomfortable 90 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,512 doing that and I won't do it. 91 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:25,891 Because that's a date with chaperones. 92 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,392 I'm not stupid, Roger. 93 00:04:27,476 --> 00:04:29,269 Ma'am, uh, they said to come see you. 94 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,562 Should I just wait outside? 95 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:32,397 I don't want to see you! All right? 96 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:34,900 Get it into your head, if you need to talk to me, 97 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,526 then bring the lawyers. 98 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,070 Um, bartender? 99 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,590 I'm sorry. They said to come see you. I didn't mean to... 100 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,073 Yes, yes, please come back. 101 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:43,742 Okay. 102 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,497 - [Sighs] - Yeah? 103 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:58,924 [Nervous laugh] You know... Do you like bartending? 104 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:03,053 Sure. Uh, it's not really what I do, 105 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,429 but yeah. Why not? 106 00:05:04,513 --> 00:05:06,640 So, what is it that you really do? 107 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,309 [Chuckles] Uh, yeah... well, it's... that's a long story. 108 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,102 Did you want me for something? 109 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,063 [Inhales] Yeah... 110 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,610 Um, what's your name? 111 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:19,986 Mike. 112 00:05:21,530 --> 00:05:22,864 Nice to meet you, Mike. 113 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,157 Nice to meet you. 114 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:29,329 How much? 115 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,416 How much for what? 116 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,630 You know. Please don't make me 117 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,774 [slight chuckle] Spit it out 118 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,067 because this is the first time I do this 119 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,552 and it's not comfortable. 120 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,112 [Slight chuckle] Look, I don't know 121 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,416 what you're talking about. What? 122 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:53,228 But Kim told me that she knew you, and run into you, 123 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,521 and that you were a dancer. 124 00:05:54,604 --> 00:05:57,148 - Oh, Kim... Kim told you that? - Yeah. 125 00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,401 - Right. - [Sighs] 126 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:03,280 Uh, look, I don't really do that anymore, so... 127 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,031 Uh, what was your name? 128 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,199 Max. 129 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:09,202 Max, it was nice to meet you. Uh, thanks for... 130 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:12,539 I'm s... I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 131 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:13,891 No, you didn't offend me. Don't worry. It's all... 132 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,625 Really, I have no idea what I'm doing. 133 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,335 It's just I'm not normally like this... 134 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,188 It's just that I've had like the shittiest day 135 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,213 and the shittiest week... 136 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,899 And the shittiest month, and the shittiest year. 137 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,508 Same here. Welcome to the club. 138 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:24,968 Don't worry, you didn't offend me. 139 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:26,553 Okay. [Exhales] 140 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,249 [Chuckles] It was nice to meet you. 141 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,183 So, let's say... 142 00:06:33,268 --> 00:06:37,647 If you were to do this just, like, one last time. 143 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:38,815 Mm-hmm? 144 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,192 How much would something like that go for? 145 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,444 How much would something 146 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,905 like that go for? [Sharp inhale] 147 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,574 Uh, $60,000? Maybe. 148 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,911 - $60,000? - Yeah. Yeah, 60. 149 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,120 Let's call it 60. 150 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,040 What the fuck do you do? She said it was a silly dance. 151 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,585 Who said that? Kim? Kim said that? It was silly? 152 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,046 Yeah. She said it was a silly dance, 153 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,506 but that it would get my mind off of things. 154 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:07,385 And if she's right, I'm willing to pay six. 155 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,389 What? You're serious right now? 156 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:13,350 You're gonna pay me $6,000 to give you a dance? 157 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,562 Yeah, but no happy endings, huh? 158 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,523 So we have a deal? 159 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,697 [Exhales] 160 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,785 Are you leaving? 161 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:32,869 [Door locks] 162 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,330 You know I have security. 163 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:36,414 Mm-hmm. 164 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:39,042 What are you doing? 165 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,296 Um, you seem like you need a drink. 166 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,592 [Sighs] I really, really do. 167 00:07:58,603 --> 00:07:59,604 [Mike clears his throat] 168 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,026 Why are you moving my flowers? 169 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,404 These will work better here. 170 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,154 You have a really, really, 171 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,783 [slight chuckle] Really nice house. 172 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:14,869 Thank you. 173 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,413 Everything's made really well. 174 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:22,043 [Mike clears his throat] 175 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,840 Are you redecorating? 176 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,176 Maybe. Do you have music? 177 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,140 You might want to finish your drink. 178 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,354 [Buttons click] 179 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,605 [Mike chuckles] 180 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:45,400 [Instrumental music plays over speakers] 181 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:47,652 [Mike swallows, exhales] 182 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:51,990 So, I don't know if you really know what you bought... 183 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:55,452 But I'm gonna give it to you anyway. 184 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,080 And at any point I take you past your comfort zone... 185 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,957 I fucking slap you. 186 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,210 You can slap me. That's perfect. 187 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:06,713 May I touch you? 188 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:09,924 I guess. 189 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:31,738 ["Careful" by lucky daye plays over speakers] 190 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:33,490 [No other sounds audible] 191 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:37,859 [Speaking Spanish] 192 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,821 [Chuckles] Thanks. 193 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:44,532 You don't know what I said. 194 00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,386 What are you talking about? Yeah, I do. 195 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,494 What did I say? 196 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,997 You said I move like water. 197 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,836 I didn't mean for you to understand that. 198 00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,756 Well, maybe you should be 199 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,341 a little more careful what you say. 200 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,593 Remember, I am from Florida. [Chuckles] 201 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,598 [Kisses] 202 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,310 If I had known what this night was going to be like... 203 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:16,981 I would have gladly paid you the 60 thousand. 204 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,026 It wouldn't have mattered anyway, 205 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,170 I'm not gonna take your money. 206 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,697 I'm not even gonna take the six grand. [Kisses] 207 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:33,623 Who are you? [Slight chuckle] 208 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,212 Um, I don't know. 209 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:41,839 What do you mean? 210 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,011 Come with me to London. 211 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,473 What's in London? 212 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,766 My life. 213 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,353 Your life's in London? I thought this was your house. 214 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,440 This is a house, but it's not the house. 215 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,237 Max, I can't just go to London. 216 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,114 I got, like, stuff here. I got... 217 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,199 Like there's a whole mess. I got a job. 218 00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:10,118 I can't just go to London. 219 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:12,912 I'm gonna get you a much betterjob in London. 220 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,122 You're gonna get... 221 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,457 No, well, I have a job for you in mind. 222 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:20,294 It's creative. And all you have to do 223 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,754 is come with me for a month 224 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:25,383 and I will give you your 60 thousand. 225 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,321 Max, I can't just up and leave my entire life here for you... 226 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,823 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Listen. Listen. 227 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,658 Not for a mon... I can't. Not for a whole month. 228 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:33,808 You should come with me 229 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,769 and then if it's out of your comfort zone then you just... 230 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,105 - I get to fucking slap you? - You can fucking slap me. 231 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,525 Let's go. 232 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,030 Thank you. 233 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,581 What are you doing? 234 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,916 [Chuckles] I don't really fuck with vegetables. 235 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:01,919 How do you have that body then? 236 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,048 I don't know. Genetics. Mom and pops. 237 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,217 How'd you get so rich? 238 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:12,180 - Genetics, I guess. - Mm-hmm. Yeah? 239 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,391 No, Roger's family is in media. 240 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,727 Oh, that's cool. Is that like TV and shit? 241 00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,897 It's more like everything and shit. 242 00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:22,482 Right. 243 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,777 So, um, I don't know. What happened, with that? 244 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,323 Marriage happened. 245 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:32,283 [Mike] Mmm. 246 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,367 Are you married? 247 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:37,705 Am I married? Um, would it be a problem if I was? 248 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:42,001 No. This is 100 percent business. 249 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,088 Right. You keep talking about this "job." 250 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,424 But you always leave out what the actual job is. 251 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,177 It's what you were meant to be doing all along. 252 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,014 Okay. I've made it really clear though, 253 00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:56,474 I'm not... I don't dance anymore. 254 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,770 Then I can claim that I got magic Mike's last dance. 255 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,063 [Chuckles] 256 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:05,942 So what else could you possibly be paying me for? 257 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,321 We are not having sex. 258 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,114 Completely out of the question. 259 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,036 You know, Mike, I actually think you have... 260 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,582 Other talents. And this is what I'm invested in. 261 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,834 Okay. Butjust, you know, hear me out. 262 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:30,466 You've purchased me for a month, um, let's just say... 263 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,134 You say, "jump." I say, "which bed?" 264 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,096 Look, last night was... 265 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:40,184 Kind of magical. It was amazing. 266 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:44,230 So, let's not fuck that up. 267 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,983 Okay? 268 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:48,985 Okay. 269 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,988 Uh, and no. I'm not, by the way. 270 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,031 What? 271 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,449 Married. 272 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:02,748 Okay. Are you in a relationship? 273 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,042 Mm-mm. No. 274 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,127 Me and relationships 275 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,421 don't have a tendency to, uh, work out. 276 00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,384 Yeah, I can understand that. 277 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,553 - To freedom. - To freedom. 278 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,972 [Upbeat instrumental music plays] 279 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:19,223 [No other sounds audible] 280 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:05,144 Now, sir, the brown hamper is for dry cleaning 281 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,730 and the beige hamper is for regular laundry. 282 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,483 Uh, I'm probably not gonna have 283 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:11,877 any dry cleaning and I, by the way 284 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,045 I can do my own clothes, man. 285 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,212 Just show me where the machines are. 286 00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,739 Ms. Mendoza would never allow that, sir. 287 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,582 Aw, man, you can call me Mike. It's all good. 288 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,369 As you wish, sir. The loo is through this door here. 289 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,788 Uh, the toilet, sir. 290 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,475 [Slight chuckle] Right. Do you have any idea 291 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,958 what the fuck I'm doing here? 292 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,670 Uh, regrettably... no, sir. 293 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:31,938 Yeah, but you wouldn't tell me 294 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,242 even if you did know, would you? 295 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,133 I would be lying if I said I wasn't lying, sir. 296 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:37,402 [Chuckles] Right. It's Mike, man. 297 00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:38,427 Just call me Mike. 298 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:42,348 Well, "Mike," Ms. Mendoza does love a good surprise. 299 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,558 I'll collect you at half past. 300 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,895 Collect me at half past for the surprise. Cool. 301 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,858 [Cell phone rings] 302 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,070 [Sighs] Shit. 303 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,380 [Max] 1 never like to give credit to Victor 304 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,953 because he becomes unbearable... 305 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:07,540 But I wouldn't own the place that we're going to 306 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,083 if he hadn't convinced me 307 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,043 to fight for it in the settlement. 308 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,294 Her only other option 309 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,463 was a sand and gravel pit in high wycombe. 310 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:20,136 And the only value I saw in it was that my mother-in-law... 311 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,012 Didn't want to give it away. 312 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:25,391 But now, I have found its purpose. 313 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,229 What's my purpose there? If we're going there. 314 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,022 Well... 315 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,234 Just pretend that today is Christmas 316 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,403 and you're about to open your presents. 317 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:38,946 [Chuckles] Okay. 318 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,074 As a matter of fact, Victor, 319 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,951 I think we should stop at Liberty's first. 320 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,077 Don't you think? 321 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,871 I would let harj know, 322 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,414 so that he can mentally prepare. 323 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,874 Good idea. 324 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,084 What's a harj? 325 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,168 [Max chuckles] 326 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,721 Hello, harj. 327 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,140 Good afternoon, madame rattigan! 328 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,518 Don't you "madame" me and it's mendoza now. 329 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,353 [Speaking French] 330 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,273 [In English] So where's "the big tear-down"? 331 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,443 [Laughs] What... This does not cost that. 332 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:18,819 What is this in dollars? 333 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,663 Do you like... What, do you drop a zero or... 334 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:22,698 So cute. 335 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,783 [Harj sighs] 336 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,328 [Inaudible dialogue] 337 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,998 Do you know what Victor does? 338 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,167 [Mike] So you own this place? 339 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,002 [Max] I do now. 340 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:38,088 When this very same play opened in 2004, 341 00:21:38,172 --> 00:21:39,507 the owner of the theater 342 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:43,344 fell madly in love with this horribly insecure actress. 343 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,428 And so... 344 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:48,140 Here's where my love story with Roger began 345 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,184 and here is where it's going to end. 346 00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,103 He must have loved your performance. 347 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,898 I had three lines. 348 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:56,982 [Mike chuckles] 349 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:05,115 Well, you certainly look the part. 350 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:08,202 So relax, have fun 351 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,871 and I promise there won't be any more surprises, 352 00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,140 but you're gonna like this one. 353 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,165 You swear? 354 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,250 [Footsteps approaching] 355 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,501 Deal. 356 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,045 Miss mendoza! Right on time as usual. 357 00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:19,880 Stop it, Woody. I'm half an hour late. 358 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:21,674 As usual. Is this, uh... 359 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,217 Yeah, Mike, meet Woody, 360 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,094 the best stage manager in all of London. 361 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,721 Easy. I'm just here to serve your vision, gov. 362 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:30,558 My vision? 363 00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:34,436 Mm-hmm. Your vision. Let's go. 364 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,022 Oh, fuck. 365 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,667 [Director and actors talking indistinctly] 366 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,817 Voila. 367 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:41,569 Wow. 368 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:42,903 Right on time. 369 00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,203 [Matthew] Listen, I... Hugh, 370 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:54,373 are we actually going again because I'm not sure. 371 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,642 But if you go back to the start of the scene 372 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:56,852 please just go to the top of the scene 373 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,103 and imbue it with a little more... 374 00:22:58,127 --> 00:22:59,407 [Mike] So what's this shit about? 375 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:00,629 It's the same old 376 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,173 will-she-marry-for-love or-money bullshit. 377 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,300 Hmm. 378 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:06,655 So, what does she pick? Love or money? 379 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,178 Who cares? 380 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,723 The real question is: 381 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,558 Why does she feel like she has to choose? 382 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:14,077 [Matthew] I think I've run out of words. 383 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,394 Hell yeah. 384 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:16,717 Well, this is yourjoint, right? 385 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,248 Why don't you just give them that note? 386 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:19,332 [Isabel ascendant actor] Show me, 387 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,524 have you got the script or... 388 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:22,168 [Matthew] Jessica, do you have a script? 389 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,714 [Isabel ascendant director] Oh, this is a jolly good 390 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,739 waste of time, isn't it? 391 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:28,824 Bravo! [Clapping] Bravo, everybody. 392 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,327 Absolutely flawless, thank you. 393 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:32,770 Excuse me? Who the fuck is talking? 394 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:36,165 Oh. Maxandra. My sincere apologies. 395 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,875 I couldn't see you in the light. 396 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,169 Nice to see you again, uh... 397 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,213 - Matthew. - Right. 398 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:45,090 - The director. - Of course. 399 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:47,384 To what do we owe the pleasure? 400 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:48,928 I'm here to make an announcement. 401 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:51,013 Oh! Oh. Tell me. 402 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:52,723 Well, if I only told you 403 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,683 it wouldn't be an announcement, would it? 404 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:58,354 I suppose not. Um, attention, everyone! 405 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,648 Gang, this is maxandra rattigan. 406 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,149 The wife of our owner and... 407 00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:05,444 Actually, it's maxandra mendoza 408 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:07,947 and I'm the legal owner of this theater. 409 00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,451 I am here to give you all notice 410 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,829 Isabel ascendant is closed... 411 00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:18,332 Effective immediately. 412 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:19,416 On what fucking grounds? 413 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,210 We are at capacity every night! 414 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:25,673 Relax. It's only a four-week course correction. 415 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:30,094 An evolution. A revelation! 416 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:31,679 [Slight chuckle] 417 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,597 And no one is fired. 418 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:35,599 [Sighs] Christ. 419 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:37,518 Except for, um... 420 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:41,814 - Matthew. - Matthew. Yes. 421 00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:44,233 Matthew will be replaced 422 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,944 by a brilliant new choreographer 423 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,446 that I recently discovered in Miami. 424 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,283 His artistry made me feel, uh... 425 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:59,206 [Slight chuckle] There are no words. It's just... 426 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:01,083 Ecstasy. 427 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,128 And in exactly one month, 428 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,840 I want every woman that walks into this theater 429 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:11,844 to feel the same kind of ecstasy that I did. 430 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:16,015 To transcend. To break free. 431 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,350 So, without further ado... 432 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:21,937 I give you the visionary artist... 433 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:26,150 That inspired me so profoundly 434 00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:28,569 and that will take us to the promised land. 435 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:31,155 Ladies and gentlemen... 436 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,741 Michael Jeffrey Lane. 437 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,951 [Applause] 438 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,168 'Sup? 439 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,713 [Max] The look on Roger's face when he sees this! 440 00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:51,425 It's worth every pound, every shilling. 441 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:52,610 No. Yeah. You could've given me 442 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,303 just a little heads-up before 443 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,786 you threw me to the wolves in there! 444 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,139 You would've been in your head, 445 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:58,474 over-thinking everything. 446 00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,784 It was better than not thinking 447 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:00,934 anything at all. Like... 448 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,686 And what are you so excited about? 449 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,205 Like every single person in there quit! 450 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,149 We don't need actors, we need dancers. 451 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,193 Plus, by not firing them, 452 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,653 we saved thousands on labor-union fees. 453 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,906 - [Mike laughs] - More money for you. 454 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:17,493 Yeah, but... okay. I... Look, no offense... 455 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,952 But there's got to be easier ways 456 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:20,704 to get back at your husband for... 457 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,040 I don't know, whatever, than putting on a strip show. 458 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,835 Oh, I'm not a scorned woman, and this is not a strip show. 459 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,254 We are bringing the Tsunami to London! 460 00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,215 [Chuckles] Okay. All right. This... 461 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:32,299 And I'm down for that. 462 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,443 I just think that you haven't... 463 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,219 Can't you see? People are numb, 464 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,554 disconnected, desensitized. 465 00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,681 We're going to wake them up 466 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:43,060 with a wave of passion they've never felt before. 467 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,813 Okay, I just... There's one little thing 468 00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:47,356 that I think you're forgetting 469 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,608 is that I don't know shit about directing theater. 470 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,443 - And that's why you have me! - What? 471 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,903 It will be a historical, 472 00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:56,740 one-night collaboration between the stage, and the... 473 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:58,700 - The thongs? - Eh, I don't know. 474 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,704 - Exactly. That's what... - Who the hell are you? 475 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,204 I don't know. Who are you? 476 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:04,665 Zadie, what are you doing here? 477 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,542 Um, this is my daughter, zadie. 478 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,752 Oh, shit. Hi. Nice to meet you! 479 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:11,463 - We had a meeting, maxandra. - Yeah. 480 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:14,216 Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. 481 00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:16,802 I completely lost track of time. 482 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,595 Completely. I'm so sorry. 483 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,347 I can see that. I'm more interested 484 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,141 in why you lost track of time. 485 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:26,019 Well, um, I've been handling some business 486 00:27:26,103 --> 00:27:28,063 with the new director of Isabel ascendant. 487 00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,332 - [Mike] Mm-hmm. - Michael Jeffrey Lane. 488 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:32,442 Ah, yeah. That's not my name. But... it's just... 489 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:33,694 But it's got gravitas. 490 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:35,237 Yeah, it's just... It's Mike Lane. 491 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,381 But you do need a stage name. 492 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,699 - Are you two hooking up? - Zadiel 493 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,426 well, I... what's funny about that is, uh... 494 00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,536 Your mom actually is paying me to not hook up. 495 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,413 We are not hooking up. 496 00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:48,083 But he will be staying at the house 497 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,877 just until he gets settled. Okay? 498 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,587 How convenient. 499 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,839 Tell me, Mike, what do you plan to do with act three? 500 00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:55,299 Yeah, we're gonna have one. 501 00:27:56,884 --> 00:28:00,804 I was pl... I was, uh, planning on doing act three like a... 502 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:01,889 Everybody knows 503 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:04,057 Isabel ascendant has a wildly outdated, 504 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:05,201 painfully misogynistic climax. 505 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,226 [Mike] Mm-hmm. 506 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,520 Exactly. And that's why our take 507 00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,355 is going to be so exciting 508 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,899 because they will be expecting that 509 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:13,734 and instead, they're gonna see 510 00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:15,003 that a woman can have whatever she wants, 511 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,904 - whenever she wants it. - Mm-hmm. 512 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,227 Since when do you believe that? 513 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,200 Since Mike and I have been exploring this theme. 514 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:25,120 Yeah, your m... yeah, we've been exploring those themes. 515 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:28,332 You're in another one of your phases, aren't you? 516 00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:32,628 Baby, don't you have some schoolwork to do? 517 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,463 Uh, what's the phases thing? 518 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,633 Every few years she starts a big new project. 519 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:39,968 Sometimes it's a charity, a documentary, 520 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,178 - a new best friend. - Right. 521 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,097 Each time it's like she's a new person. 522 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,474 So what? 523 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:47,476 Sue me for exploring myself 524 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,645 and my contributions to the world! 525 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,689 But your contributions never see the light of day. 526 00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:54,441 There's always some obstacle. 527 00:28:54,524 --> 00:28:56,068 We call her the queen of the first act. 528 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,111 Our therapist, whom she stood up to be here, 529 00:28:58,195 --> 00:28:59,321 says she tries on these new 530 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:02,032 personas as a way from running from the guilt about... 531 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,617 I already said how sorry I am 532 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,952 about missing that appointment 533 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,246 and I am going to reschedule it. 534 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:08,956 [Speaking French] 535 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:17,297 [Speaking French] 536 00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:23,595 [Speaking French] 537 00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:27,933 [Speaking French] 538 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,143 Uh, you know, pardon my French, 539 00:29:30,227 --> 00:29:32,896 but, uh, y'all are being rude as fuck. [Chuckles] 540 00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:34,022 Sorry. 541 00:29:34,106 --> 00:29:37,109 [Speaking French] 542 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:40,404 - Pleasure, zadie. - Zadie, wait, don't go. 543 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:43,156 You want some cake? Baby. 544 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:48,453 What's going on? 545 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,710 [Roger] No, I didn't know until you sent it. 546 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,713 Well, technically, she does have the right. 547 00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,718 I have no idea. Maybe zadie will tell me. 548 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,471 Change the agreement how? 549 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,933 Mother... mother, I think 550 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,144 you should pursue this on your own. 551 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,937 I can't get dragged into a fight. 552 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,647 Not about this, not right now. 553 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:17,441 [Mike] Yo! 554 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:20,777 [Tito] Holy shit! Naysayers, we have proof of life! 555 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,446 All right. 556 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:25,532 What's up, man? I know, look, I know. I-I... 557 00:30:25,615 --> 00:30:28,076 And I'm sorry, okay, I know I've been ducking you all. 558 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,995 Uh, I apologize. I just... 559 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,205 It's a long story, but I'm in London 560 00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:33,558 and I just want you guys to know 561 00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:34,892 I'm gonna be able to pay you back, 562 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,116 I just need a few weeks. Okay? 563 00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,836 Oh, come on, man! 564 00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:39,314 How many times do we have to tell you 565 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:42,632 you don't need to pay us back! It was an investment. 566 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:43,842 I know. I know. But I'm... 567 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:45,069 As many times as you guys say that, 568 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,446 I'm not just gonna burn my friends' money 569 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,305 and not care. All right? I don't... 570 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:52,017 No. Money is water, Mike. It flows in both directions. 571 00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,977 That's a good point, but still. 572 00:30:54,061 --> 00:30:57,606 You... yeah, hold up. You buried the lede here. 573 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,691 Why are you in London? 574 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:03,362 I don't know, short story is that... [chuckles] 575 00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:07,282 I was bartending at, uh, this charity event 576 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:08,509 andthen at the end of the night 577 00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,827 I ended up giving this rich lady a lap dance 578 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,579 and now I'm living in her house in London 579 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:14,081 and gonna put on a show 580 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,500 at this famous theater that she owns. So, yeah. 581 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,710 Cool. Hey, sex work 582 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:20,712 is nothing to be embarrassed about, Mikey. 583 00:31:20,796 --> 00:31:22,964 Especially when it's the live-in kind. 584 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,425 Hey, look, thanks, Tarzan. 585 00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:26,694 Look, I basically am just saying 586 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,029 though I'm gonna have your money... 587 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,013 I don't exactly know, uh, 588 00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:31,932 what I said yes to so I hope it works out. 589 00:31:32,641 --> 00:31:35,227 Mikey, Mikey, this is great news. 590 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:37,354 I was looking at your chart last night... 591 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:38,605 You know you're in a once- 592 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,149 in-33-year Jupiter cycle, right? 593 00:31:41,858 --> 00:31:45,946 I... no, I didn't, but that explains a lot I guess. Yeah. 594 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,949 Yeah, it does, so whatever existential confusion 595 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:50,075 you're feeling right now, 596 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,827 it's an initiation. 597 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:55,122 It's wiping the slate clean for you to self-actualize. 598 00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:58,750 Uh, I'm just trying to survive, to be honest. 599 00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,420 Surviving? Bro, you are a gig worker. 600 00:32:01,503 --> 00:32:03,755 Magic Mike's coming back to the main stage. 601 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,650 I... but that's the thing I'm not even dancing though. 602 00:32:05,674 --> 00:32:06,716 I'm putting on the show. 603 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,927 I guess I'm directing or whatever. 604 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,929 I mean, it's... I'm only here for a month, 605 00:32:11,012 --> 00:32:12,597 it's for one show only, 606 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:15,267 to basically get back at her ex or something. 607 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,144 I don't know. It's totally bonkers over here. 608 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,855 Who gives a shit, man? She's rich. 609 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:24,401 Trust me. Do not leave that situation. Okay? 610 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,570 Look at me, I'm basically a freaking 611 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:28,572 glorified dog Walker. Okay? 612 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:31,283 You just need to make sure she doesn't wake up, 613 00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,701 and all of a sudden 614 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:33,824 want you out of the house, 615 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:37,914 which I have tips on by the way if you want them. 616 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:40,459 Okay. I-I... We don't have dogs here 617 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:41,662 so maybe that's a good idea. 618 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:45,755 I feel it. I feel it in my solar plexus, brother. 619 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,382 This is your Dharma. 620 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:49,843 - Just stay in the flow. - Victor? 621 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:51,761 What are you doing there? 622 00:32:51,845 --> 00:32:54,681 Oh, you know, waiting for passing fucking trade. 623 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:56,057 He's on a private call. 624 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:59,186 Since when has that stopped you? 625 00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:00,562 Oh, boys, lmiss you. 626 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,189 [Mike chuckles] 627 00:33:02,272 --> 00:33:03,940 - Are you decent? - Yep. 628 00:33:04,024 --> 00:33:05,108 Is that her? 629 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:06,526 Are we interrupting something? 630 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:09,112 No, I was just, uh, looking for some ideas. 631 00:33:09,696 --> 00:33:12,741 Oh, I've been "scouting" myself. 632 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,368 And come take a look at what I found. 633 00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:16,453 [Mike chuckles] 634 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,014 ["The journey" by Jack rayner plays on computer] 635 00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,039 Look at that. 636 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:28,089 Isn't he magnificent? 637 00:33:28,173 --> 00:33:29,174 [Mike] Hmm. 638 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:34,429 He has such an innate elegance and intelligence 639 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,722 to the way he moves. 640 00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:37,390 And then at the same time 641 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:40,519 there's this savage thing, you know... 642 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:43,063 Like a primal animal. 643 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,066 [Sighs] Just incredible. 644 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,236 I think this is what we need for the show. 645 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,571 Trained dancers, not strippers. 646 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,575 Yeah, but, I mean, as the director, 647 00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,994 i-i-i promise you... 648 00:33:58,078 --> 00:33:59,996 I know exactly what we're looking for. Yeah. 649 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,876 I love the way you just did that. 650 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:05,961 [Chuckles] What? 651 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,337 "As the director." 652 00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,925 You're really owning that place. You know? 653 00:34:12,092 --> 00:34:14,386 [Slight chuckle] It comes to you so naturally. 654 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,470 Mm-hmm. 655 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,807 I can tell that you already have a vision. 656 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,686 And I'm sure that you agree that this would be fantastic. 657 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:24,813 - [Mike] Yeah, he's great. - For the show, I mean. 658 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:26,207 [Mike] Yeah. Yeah, really. I mean, he's... 659 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,816 [Max] Antonio is what we need. 660 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:30,277 Uh, he's great. Like I said, 661 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,571 he's just... But he's also in Italy. 662 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,323 - Roma. - Roma, see, I can't... 663 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:37,367 I don't have time to go find him in roma 664 00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:38,886 and then bring him all the way back here. 665 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,829 Oh, no. That would be out of the question. 666 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,415 But that's why you have a genius producer! 667 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,751 He's arriving on Thursday. 668 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:49,629 If you approve. Creatively, I mean. 669 00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:57,053 Yeah, look, if you want him, um, sure. I-I-I approve. 670 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,138 Creatively, of course. 671 00:34:58,221 --> 00:34:59,764 I'm so excited! 672 00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:02,392 Are you excited? 673 00:35:02,475 --> 00:35:05,020 Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I am. 674 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,439 You don't sound excited. 675 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:09,441 I'm very, very, very excited. I promise. 676 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:10,859 Oh, man, me, I don't even think 677 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:12,527 I am gonna be able to sleep. 678 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,287 Good night. 679 00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,374 Sweet dreams. 680 00:35:26,666 --> 00:35:27,667 Okay. 681 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,630 Wait, wait, where are you going? Hey. 682 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,214 To bed? 683 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,925 We got like 10 other dancers to find. 684 00:35:36,009 --> 00:35:39,554 And that's why we have Renata. Good night. 685 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,603 [Sighs] 686 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:48,938 [Renata] Per your instructions 687 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:52,317 I've assembled the top-tier of talent 688 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,986 across multiple movement disciplines. 689 00:35:55,070 --> 00:35:58,239 And they're all very eager to please... 690 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:02,619 And quite athletic, as you requested. 691 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:05,580 Excellent work as usual, Renata. 692 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:10,460 ["Spoiler" by baloji plays] 693 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,505 [No other sounds audible] 694 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:20,733 [Zadie] She couldn't explain 695 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,485 the full extent of her feelings... 696 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:24,237 But Max knew that she had crossed 697 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,281 some kind of strange rubicon. 698 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,657 She was desperate to know 699 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,492 more about why she felt this way, 700 00:39:29,576 --> 00:39:32,954 so she purchased a litany of books on the history of dance. 701 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:37,083 For Mike, the rattigan had no symbolic weight, 702 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,044 it was simply where he had to work. 703 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,504 And he reminded himself, 704 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:45,341 in order to finish something, you have to make a start. 705 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:48,970 For maxandra, the rattigan had been transformed. 706 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,973 It went from existing only in the past 707 00:39:52,056 --> 00:39:54,017 to being a source of renewal. 708 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,519 - [Max] Hello, hello, hello. - Hey! Hey! 709 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:59,522 Are you ready to transform theater forever? 710 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:00,648 [Yells of agreement] 711 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:01,858 - Whoo! - Yeah. 712 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,487 [Mike] All right. Calm down, calm down. 713 00:40:06,571 --> 00:40:07,864 We ain't done shit yet. 714 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:10,658 All right, you guys have all the talent in the world. 715 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:11,782 Ain't no questioning that. 716 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,661 Each and every single person here 717 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,097 was hand selected because they bring 718 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:16,181 something unique to the table 719 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,485 that we ain't never seen before. 720 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:19,292 All right? 721 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,419 But I have a question for you. 722 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:22,921 Who here, by show of hands 723 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,481 has stood in front of a thousand women 724 00:40:24,505 --> 00:40:25,705 and had to get butt-ass naked? 725 00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,346 Exactly. 726 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:33,264 You want to find out how fast 727 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,558 a group of sweet, nurturing moms can make you 728 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:37,435 just go running, cowering 729 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:39,520 into a dark corner, wishing you were never born? 730 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,147 I promise you it can happen. 731 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:42,565 I've seen it. And it can happen 732 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:43,983 [snaps fingers] Just like that. 733 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,058 Now I can't believe I'm about to say these words out loud, 734 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,322 but we got one month. 735 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,448 [Max] Oh, yeah. 736 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,784 We got one month to turn y'all 737 00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:54,267 into the greatest group of strippers 738 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:57,163 that has ever been assembled on planet earth. 739 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,289 And to do that, 740 00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,142 you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty 741 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,168 your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit. 742 00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:03,252 [All chuckle] 743 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,797 And look, if, if we do our jobs right... 744 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,675 You're gonna have a whole other problem on your hands. 745 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,259 You're gonna have to learn 746 00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:13,096 to protect yourself in a zombie apocalypse 747 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:14,681 of repressed desire. 748 00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:16,683 Any questions? 749 00:41:16,766 --> 00:41:17,846 [Hannah] I have a question. 750 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:22,313 Can you, you know, fuck a zombie to death? 751 00:41:22,397 --> 00:41:24,107 Or is it still a kill shot to the head? 752 00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:25,233 [Mike chuckles] 753 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,026 Excuse me, what are you doing here? 754 00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:29,821 I mean, you didn't technically fire me, 755 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:34,659 so I'm still drawing out that salary. 756 00:41:35,201 --> 00:41:38,371 Oh, I'm sorry. I should have been more clear. 757 00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:39,998 You're still getting paid, 758 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:42,125 but we no longer need your services. 759 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,854 I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. [Slight chuckle] 760 00:41:45,878 --> 00:41:49,716 I was just really inspired by our new director's vision. 761 00:41:50,925 --> 00:41:52,760 What... um, what did I say? 762 00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,178 He didn't say anything. 763 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:57,765 It's not what you said. It's who you are. 764 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,060 Do you have any idea of how long 765 00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:03,146 I've been dreaming of someone to walk through 766 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:05,565 that door with a flame thrower 767 00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:08,026 and burn this whole fucking shit to the ground? 768 00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:10,778 I can't stand playing lady Isabel. 769 00:42:11,487 --> 00:42:12,864 For the last six months, 770 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:17,118 I've wanted to choke the life out of that entitled prude. 771 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,204 I mean, get a grip, woman. Jesus Christ. 772 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:22,081 Like you're rich, 773 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,791 send a fucking carriage to town, 774 00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:25,960 buy up every able-bodied man... 775 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,379 Soldier, sailor instead of wasting your time 776 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,006 worrying about which boring old sod 777 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:31,483 you're going to sign your life away to 778 00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,800 and have a lovely 779 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:36,554 half-decent shag with every last one! I... 780 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:46,314 But it's a really good job, it's so stable, and, um... 781 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,358 So usually I don't say all of that. 782 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:51,903 Well, that was poetic. 783 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,030 You're definitely our audience. 784 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,199 Woody, make sure she gets an invitation. 785 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:58,402 Hey, we're still calling this Isabel ascendant, right? 786 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,137 Yeah, but that's just a trick 787 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,263 to get the audience into the theater 788 00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:02,639 so then we can give them something else. 789 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:03,956 Right, but if, what if we use 790 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,042 the actual old opening to Isabel ascendant? 791 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,544 I mean, it could be a really big surprise actually. 792 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,546 And if I'm honest... 793 00:43:10,630 --> 00:43:11,964 If you want to make a show 794 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:13,408 about women getting what they want, 795 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:14,943 wouldn't it be a little fucking chauvinistic 796 00:43:14,967 --> 00:43:16,195 to not have a female lead in it? 797 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:17,499 Are you calling me chauvinistic? 798 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,629 Because I'm the feminist here. 799 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,908 - Right. - I'm the flame-thrower. 800 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,767 This whole thing was my idea. 801 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:26,020 You heard her. She's the flame-thrower. 802 00:43:26,104 --> 00:43:28,106 Uh, you're hired as Isabel 803 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:29,333 because you were already hired. 804 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:30,584 [Squeals] Oh. Go... I am thrilled! 805 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,026 Thank you both so much. 806 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:36,697 Will you be dancing in it? 807 00:43:37,406 --> 00:43:40,409 Uh, no. Just, uh, directing. Right? 808 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,829 Aw, shame. 809 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:47,959 Well now that we have a leading lady again 810 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,877 maybe the director should walk us 811 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,796 through the beats of the first act. 812 00:43:53,005 --> 00:43:56,592 [Clears throat] Yep. Uh, first act, coming up. 813 00:43:56,676 --> 00:43:57,760 Enter Jackson, 814 00:43:57,844 --> 00:44:00,346 the low-class but sexy friend of the husband. Line? 815 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:02,574 Harold said you didn't want to go to calais this year. 816 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:03,599 Is that still settled? 817 00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:05,810 - I'm sick to death of calais. - Theo? 818 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,979 I won't hear of it. You're going and that's that. 819 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,689 Perfect. Hit it. 820 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:10,999 ["Ferrari" by Jack rayner plays over speakers] 821 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:12,024 [Hannah giggles] 822 00:44:12,108 --> 00:44:14,318 Oh, come on. No. No. No, no. 823 00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:15,754 Come on, Mike. Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 824 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:17,530 Hey. All right, stop, stop, stop, stop. 825 00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:18,614 Stop. What's up? 826 00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:21,617 They can't just start dancing on her out of nowhere. 827 00:44:21,701 --> 00:44:23,953 I mean, I'm down as fuck. 828 00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:25,652 Okay. Uh, isn't that the point? 829 00:44:25,705 --> 00:44:26,706 No, no, no. 830 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:28,374 You cannot interrupt the plot. 831 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,084 If you want a strong female lead 832 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:31,419 she has to have an objective. 833 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:33,129 At least we should know what she wants. 834 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,506 Okay. [Sighs] What do you think she wants then? 835 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:39,594 I don't know. I know she doesn't want this life. 836 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,179 So she wants to run away? 837 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,347 She can't do that. 838 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:44,974 Why? She's a free person, right? 839 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:49,270 She has a family. There would be consequences. 840 00:44:49,645 --> 00:44:51,230 Right. So it's about the money. 841 00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:52,773 Oh, that's the least of it. 842 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,984 She would lose her friends, opportunities. 843 00:44:55,067 --> 00:44:58,738 Her identity. Her whole world would be torn apart. 844 00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:01,181 I don't know. It sounds to me that she just needs to let go. 845 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,451 - And some good dick! - Maybe that as well. 846 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:07,288 This show is not about getting dick. Only. 847 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:10,374 She needs to solve her dilemma. 848 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,835 It's not like some magic unicorn is gonna 849 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:15,504 come down and make all her wildest fantasies come true. 850 00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,799 Uh, what was that? 851 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:25,056 Could be not the worst idea. 852 00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:27,308 Oh, no way. 853 00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:30,436 Hear me out. Just... what about... 854 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,522 Where the fuck am I gonna get a horse? 855 00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:35,358 What about a caballito? Like a tiny one. 856 00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:36,776 I don't have caballito budget. 857 00:45:36,859 --> 00:45:38,754 Wait. What... how... okay, what if you don't see it? 858 00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:40,058 What if you don't see the horse? 859 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:44,242 No, it's the other way. 860 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:48,618 [Victor clears his throat] 861 00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,547 [Sighs] How long have you been standing there? 862 00:45:51,624 --> 00:45:54,669 - Long enough. May I? - Yes. 863 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:00,424 So you've worked with Max 864 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:02,385 and this Roger dude a long time? 865 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:05,054 All 18 wonderful years. 866 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,806 Wow. So you must know these friends 867 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:08,116 that we're going to see tonight. 868 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:09,141 What are they like? 869 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:12,228 Hmm. They like things to stay the same, sir. 870 00:46:13,646 --> 00:46:14,647 All right. 871 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,109 How do I look? And don't give me any bullshit answer. 872 00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:21,237 You know something... 873 00:46:22,405 --> 00:46:24,490 They'd just laugh at you in a tie. 874 00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:31,872 [Footsteps approaching] 875 00:46:33,332 --> 00:46:35,126 Holy shit. 876 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,920 - What? - You! That suit. 877 00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,715 You look incredibly expensive. 878 00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,718 You have no idea. 879 00:46:52,435 --> 00:46:54,562 [Zadie] One of the most primal feelings 880 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,857 human beings experience is the desire to belong 881 00:46:57,982 --> 00:46:59,984 to feel connected to other beings, 882 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,986 and to be part of a tribe. 883 00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:04,071 In fact, brain scans have shown 884 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,574 that social rejection creates virtually 885 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:09,452 identical brain activity as physical assault. 886 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:11,287 Mike didn't know that... 887 00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:13,831 But he knew dancing could bring people together. 888 00:47:13,914 --> 00:47:16,000 Even if some of those people are snobs. 889 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,836 And he knew that Victor was right, 890 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:20,479 they would have laughed at him in a tie. 891 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:28,380 [Bill] And he says, "now that's how you wave a towel!" 892 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:29,930 [Group laughs] 893 00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:31,223 [Jazz music plays on speakers] 894 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:34,226 [Alice] Anyways, so, give us the latest gossip, Max. 895 00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:36,771 - Yeah, go on. - And don't hold back a lick. 896 00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,565 You know I don't hold back my licks. 897 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,650 - [Group laughs] - True. 898 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:43,486 But there's nothing for me to tell you. 899 00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:45,112 You already know everything... 900 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:48,491 Since you double agents are all talking to Roger. 901 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:49,801 - Oh, come on. - That's not true. 902 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:51,410 - That's not true. - I'm offended. 903 00:47:51,494 --> 00:47:52,495 Last I heard, 904 00:47:52,578 --> 00:47:54,997 he had at least broken it off with the girl. So... 905 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:58,167 And so, she should just run back to him then, should she? 906 00:47:58,584 --> 00:48:00,378 No, that's not what I'm implying. 907 00:48:00,503 --> 00:48:02,189 I'm just... you know, it's something, isn't it? 908 00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,798 - It takes time, bill. - Of course. 909 00:48:04,590 --> 00:48:05,841 Or have you forgotten? 910 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,885 Ooh, hello. [Slight chuckle] 911 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:11,305 Thank you for your concern, but you must know that... 912 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:15,393 I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life. 913 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,828 [Robert] Oh, that's really good to hear. 914 00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:17,937 [Phoebe] Oh, rubbish. 915 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,271 [Robert laughs] Phoebe! 916 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:22,858 He can do whatever he wants, and so can I. 917 00:48:22,942 --> 00:48:24,568 - Yeah. - How modern. 918 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,612 But what does that actually mean for the divorce? 919 00:48:26,695 --> 00:48:27,947 The divorce. The divorce. 920 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:30,616 Don't you have something else to talk about? 921 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:33,411 I mean, besides, uh, bill jokes. Let's have fun. 922 00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:34,721 Mike, why don't you tell them... 923 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,745 - I was just telling... - Wait, no, listen to this. 924 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:39,166 You have to hear his vision for Isabel ascendant. 925 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:40,459 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yes. 926 00:48:40,543 --> 00:48:42,503 Uh, yeah. Well, I mean, 927 00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:44,547 as we were talking about we think it's, uh... 928 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:46,048 It's very important to honor, 929 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,967 uh, the original source material. 930 00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:50,261 Yeah, but to do that properly... 931 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:53,931 And say no more. It has to be a surprise. 932 00:48:54,473 --> 00:48:55,474 - Right. - Okay. 933 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:57,268 [Phoebe] It's so smart to revive a classic. 934 00:48:57,351 --> 00:48:58,394 [Robert] Absolutely. 935 00:48:58,477 --> 00:48:59,687 That is very hot right now. 936 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:00,956 Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know 937 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:03,107 if I would exactly call it a classic revival... 938 00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:04,316 Uh, Phoebe, but I... 939 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,545 You know, the way that I think we were looking at it is 940 00:49:06,569 --> 00:49:07,712 that it really needed to be stripped down, 941 00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:08,779 oiled, and spanked. 942 00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:11,157 [Max chuckles, speaks Spanish] 943 00:49:11,240 --> 00:49:14,285 - No. No. - Okay. 944 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,537 He loves metaphors. 945 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:19,165 So Mike, is there a vibrant theatrical community in Miami? 946 00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:20,392 Yeah, for the right amount of dollars 947 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,476 I think you can have as vibrant 948 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:22,620 of a time as you would like. 949 00:49:22,668 --> 00:49:23,669 [Group laughs] 950 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:26,547 I imagine you've done a lot of work with art Basel. 951 00:49:26,630 --> 00:49:28,591 No, no. I don't... who's that? I don't know him. 952 00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:32,845 [Max and group laugh] 953 00:49:32,928 --> 00:49:34,472 - Come on, guys. - [Bill] Oh, my god. 954 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:38,058 Of course, I know art Basel. It's the most famous art fair. 955 00:49:38,142 --> 00:49:40,352 It happens in my city every single year. 956 00:49:40,436 --> 00:49:42,980 - Wow. Your face just now... - [Group laughs] 957 00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:45,107 Well, I mean, if the show's anything like him, 958 00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:46,275 count me in. 959 00:49:46,609 --> 00:49:48,527 You better talk to him while you can because 960 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:52,531 he's about to get super famous and super unavailable. 961 00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:53,616 Wow. 962 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,010 Well, that's quite a build-up. [Chuckles] 963 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,076 That's a deal. 964 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,995 I don't know about all that, butyes. 965 00:49:58,078 --> 00:49:59,079 [Bill laughs] 966 00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:01,749 She is looking unusually radiant tonight. 967 00:50:01,832 --> 00:50:02,934 [Group makes agreement noises] 968 00:50:02,958 --> 00:50:04,877 Yeah, I guess, um... I don't know. 969 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,254 It must be good for the soul, the whole divorce. 970 00:50:08,255 --> 00:50:11,425 - [Chuckles] Divorce. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 971 00:50:11,509 --> 00:50:12,760 Yeah, I'm... what? 972 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,261 Do you guys have a different word 973 00:50:14,345 --> 00:50:15,655 for the ending of a marriage here? 974 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,806 Uh, yeah. When it's untrue. Yeah. [Chuckles] 975 00:50:18,390 --> 00:50:20,243 I mean, yes, they have an agreement at the moment. 976 00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:21,519 Yeah. 977 00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:23,771 But, I mean, that family pre-nup 978 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,290 is going to take a decade to litigate. 979 00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:26,357 [Robert] Exactly. 980 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,584 Plus she knows that at the end of it 981 00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:28,668 she'll get absolutely nothing. 982 00:50:28,692 --> 00:50:29,777 - Which she'll hate. - Yeah. 983 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,820 What she needs is to be able to stay with him, 984 00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,448 but not actually be with him. 985 00:50:34,615 --> 00:50:35,950 That would be the golden ticket. 986 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:37,576 I wish you had gotten up, 987 00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,703 and really taken your clothes off. 988 00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:40,996 Okay, let's go back there. 989 00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:42,265 I'll take my clothes off right now. 990 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:43,433 I would have loved to see their faces. 991 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,042 - Yeah. - They are so fake. 992 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:46,585 They are the fakest people I know. 993 00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:50,297 I think the only person that is real in my life is zadie. 994 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:52,299 She's about as real as it gets at times. 995 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:54,134 Yes. She'll tell you what she thinks. 996 00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:57,096 What about you, Mike? 997 00:50:58,847 --> 00:50:59,932 Are you real? 998 00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:03,227 What do you mean, am I real? Am I... do you think I'm real? 999 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,396 I don't know. 1000 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:11,151 You know, sometimes you kind of feel like a dream. 1001 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:12,778 Hmm. 1002 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,114 I mean, you look like a dream. 1003 00:51:15,197 --> 00:51:16,198 Mm-hmm. 1004 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:20,160 You smell like a dream. 1005 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:21,245 Mm-hmm. 1006 00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:25,291 You taste like a dream. 1007 00:51:32,506 --> 00:51:35,676 Wait. I just want to make sure. Listen. 1008 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:37,678 No, it's okay. No. I get it. I get it. 1009 00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,361 No, no, no. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 1010 00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:40,448 - That was really stupid. - No, I just... 1011 00:51:40,472 --> 00:51:42,158 No, I just want to tell you... No, no. I'm sorry. I didn't... 1012 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,410 You know what? I'm sorry, I'm just so drunk. 1013 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:44,536 - [Slight chuckle] - I shouldn't have stopped... 1014 00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,812 What? You had, like, one glass of wine. 1015 00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:47,998 No, look, that was my fault. That was my... 1016 00:51:48,022 --> 00:51:49,231 Are you saying I'm crazy? 1017 00:51:49,315 --> 00:51:50,458 No, I'm definitely not saying you're crazy. 1018 00:51:50,482 --> 00:51:51,543 Are you telling me I'm crazy? 1019 00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:52,669 I'm saying I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you. 1020 00:51:52,693 --> 00:51:53,973 Well, this was uncalled for so... 1021 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:55,571 Obviously if I'm not drunk, I'm crazy. 1022 00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:56,715 I didn't mean to stop you. Come here. 1023 00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:58,907 Stop. Hey... Max, stop. I'm sorry. 1024 00:51:58,991 --> 00:52:00,176 And I'm not crazy. I am very drunk actually. 1025 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,244 Stop. Stop. Listen to my... 1026 00:52:02,328 --> 00:52:04,048 No, you stop. I don't want to listen to you. 1027 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:08,417 Right now, anything that you say to me is gonna be wrong. 1028 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:13,672 I already said I'm sorry. Okay? I get it. I get it. 1029 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:16,759 You don't have to like, rub it in. 1030 00:52:16,842 --> 00:52:17,885 All right. 1031 00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:20,512 No pity talking or anything. I get it. 1032 00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:29,897 Can you put some music on, Victor? 1033 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:34,919 ["Steal away" by Robbie dupree plays on radio] 1034 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:36,278 [Sighs] 1035 00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:42,993 Why don't we steal away 1036 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:44,662 into the night 1037 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:48,791 I know it ain't right 1038 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,720 [Speaking with British accent] Oh, hello. Good morning. 1039 00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:02,805 Good morning. 1040 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,515 What are you doing up so early? 1041 00:53:04,848 --> 00:53:06,392 I'm writing a novel. 1042 00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:09,478 - A novel? - Mm-hmm. 1043 00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:12,022 They make you write novels in school over here? 1044 00:53:12,773 --> 00:53:14,900 Do you assume that because of my age 1045 00:53:14,983 --> 00:53:16,044 I only have the mental capacity 1046 00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:17,188 to write a novel for school? 1047 00:53:17,945 --> 00:53:20,280 No, I just don't know anyone that's ever written a novel. 1048 00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:22,533 What is it about? 1049 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:26,370 It's about some people who know each other and do things. 1050 00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:28,539 It's about every time I draw 1051 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,624 another gentrified breath into my helpless body. 1052 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,168 And it's about 40 pages. 1053 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,170 That's a good amount of pages. 1054 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:36,255 It is. 1055 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:37,538 How many are you gonna go for? 1056 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:39,341 A few more. 1057 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:41,844 - What's up, Vic? - Yeah, right. 1058 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,765 [Whispers] What? What? Why is he like that? 1059 00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:49,518 If he acts like he likes you, he hates you. 1060 00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,103 And if he acts like he hates you... 1061 00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:54,064 It's a sign of respect because he actually does hate you. 1062 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:58,318 Yeah, that's not helpful. Why doesn't he just quit? 1063 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,655 Same reason you don't quit. Systemic economic inequality. 1064 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:06,326 Speaking of, have you seen maxandra this morning? 1065 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:08,704 No. And why do you call her that? 1066 00:54:08,787 --> 00:54:09,872 You know she hates it. 1067 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:11,373 She brought me from an orphanage, 1068 00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:13,041 saying "mother" would feel like a lie. 1069 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:15,210 Come on. That's a little strong. 1070 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:17,713 Look, she's doing the best she can. 1071 00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:19,757 And she loves the shit out of you. 1072 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,508 I think the real question is 1073 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,093 why do you love the shit out of her? 1074 00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:28,265 Love is a really, really big word, zadie. 1075 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,768 And, look, the truth is 1076 00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:33,437 no one's believed in me like your mom has, so I... 1077 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:36,273 - Zadie? - Hi, Roger. 1078 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:37,483 Hello, dear. 1079 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:38,984 [Mouths] That's your... 1080 00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:43,530 - Is your mother around? - Maxandra is upstairs. 1081 00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,783 And who's this? 1082 00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,284 This is Mike. 1083 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:50,454 Mike is the new director for Isabel ascendant. 1084 00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,873 - Ah, right. - What's up? 1085 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:54,625 Roger rattigan. 1086 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,835 Michael Jeffrey Lane. 1087 00:54:57,669 --> 00:54:58,796 I hope Max didn't schedule 1088 00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:00,279 to meet both of us at the same time. 1089 00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,425 - He's staying here. - Ah. 1090 00:55:03,509 --> 00:55:06,678 - Mm-hmm. - Well, no conflict then. 1091 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,517 I hope the theater itself has treated you well thus far. 1092 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,352 Oh, she's been a pleasure to be inside of. 1093 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,288 [Roger] It's got such a wonderful feel. 1094 00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:16,372 I'm looking forward to seeing 1095 00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:17,815 how you improve such a classic. 1096 00:55:17,898 --> 00:55:20,108 I can't wait for you to experience it. 1097 00:55:24,530 --> 00:55:26,323 It's a little rough, so be nice. 1098 00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:27,407 Okay. 1099 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:29,117 - Woods. - Sound. Go. 1100 00:55:29,201 --> 00:55:31,203 ["Mercy" by Jacob banks plays over speakers] 1101 00:55:32,412 --> 00:55:34,706 Followed your name 1102 00:55:35,082 --> 00:55:37,292 into the wild 1103 00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:39,294 yeah, yeah 1104 00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:42,297 showed you my shame 1105 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,591 I ran a mile 1106 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:49,012 I sing your lullaby 1107 00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:50,931 your melodies 1108 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,266 like a symphony 1109 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:53,892 [dancers cheer approval] 1110 00:55:55,727 --> 00:55:57,729 We burn the same 1111 00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,232 inside a fire 1112 00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:04,278 I just need a little mercy 1113 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:07,239 - mercy on me -[Dancers cheer] 1114 00:56:09,491 --> 00:56:12,035 I just need a little mercy 1115 00:56:12,828 --> 00:56:14,872 mercy on me 1116 00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:19,751 I drank your holy water 1117 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:21,920 your Liberty 1118 00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:23,964 your make-belie ve 1119 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,175 I just need a little mercy 1120 00:56:28,260 --> 00:56:30,262 mercy on me 1121 00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:50,407 I just need a little mercy 1122 00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:52,492 mercy 1123 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:54,369 [dancers cheer] 1124 00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:58,248 I just need a little mercy 1125 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,417 mercy 1126 00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:08,592 Bravo. Bravo. 1127 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:13,055 Bravo. Bellissimo. Now that is class. 1128 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:15,307 Yeah. No, that was great. 1129 00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:17,351 Um, yeah, I got to figure out, uh... 1130 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:18,644 Where it goes in the show. 1131 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,687 Uh, but, yeah, it was... it was great. 1132 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:23,936 All right, Harry, let's go. 1133 00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:25,585 ["Permission" by ro James plays over speakers] 1134 00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:26,610 Give it to her. 1135 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:31,114 Take your time, boy. 1136 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:33,075 Show her. 1137 00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:35,202 With your permission 1138 00:57:36,995 --> 00:57:40,624 I just wanna spend a little time with you 1139 00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:43,835 that's it. 1140 00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,381 Hey, give her the business. 1141 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:53,011 Tonight I wanna be a little me on you 1142 00:57:53,095 --> 00:57:54,221 uh, uh. 1143 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:56,598 Uh-oh. [Laughs] 1144 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:01,019 With your permission 1145 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,565 I wanna spend the night sippin' on you 1146 00:58:08,026 --> 00:58:10,904 that's it. That's it. All right, sick. 1147 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,740 Look, I mean, you can't dance any better than that. 1148 00:58:13,824 --> 00:58:14,908 That's perfect. 1149 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,632 I mean, the only... If I had a little note 1150 00:58:16,702 --> 00:58:18,620 it would just be this specific dance 1151 00:58:18,704 --> 00:58:21,248 is a little more like fucking than dancing. 1152 00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:23,792 And you know, look, the song is called "permission," 1153 00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,085 so once you get permission 1154 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:26,562 you got to keep it, and you got to... 1155 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:29,089 The only way to do that is to keep a connection with her. 1156 00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:30,566 Here, watch. Look, see if you can see the difference. 1157 00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:31,651 ["Permission" by ro James plays over speakers] 1158 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,715 Like, literally you don't even have to dance at all. 1159 00:58:34,928 --> 00:58:36,054 - Hi. - Hey. 1160 00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:37,681 - Can I touch you? - Of course. 1161 00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:39,766 - Yeah? You sure? - Yeah. 1162 00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:42,019 With your permission 1163 00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:47,649 I just wanna spend a little time with you 1164 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:49,484 [dancers cheer encouragement] 1165 00:58:52,446 --> 00:58:54,448 With your permission 1166 00:58:56,658 --> 00:59:00,162 tonight I wanna be a little me on you 1167 00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:03,248 aw, yeah 1168 00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:07,794 with your permission 1169 00:59:09,755 --> 00:59:12,382 I wanna spend the night sippin' on you 1170 00:59:13,842 --> 00:59:17,345 you know what I'm talking about baby, yeah 1171 00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:21,933 Woody! Woody, Woody, Woody, Woody. 1172 00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,855 I don't understand. 1173 00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:30,776 You have this beautiful legendary stage... 1174 00:59:31,526 --> 00:59:34,112 But you're hovering around the chair. 1175 00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:37,282 I mean, you can do the same... 1176 00:59:37,365 --> 00:59:39,201 [Grunts] 1177 00:59:39,284 --> 00:59:41,578 Over here, or your... 1178 00:59:41,661 --> 00:59:43,288 [Grunts] 1179 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:45,165 - Over there. - Mm-hmm. 1180 00:59:45,248 --> 00:59:47,167 No woman wants to be suffocated 1181 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:48,710 by testiculos. 1182 00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:49,795 That's fair. 1183 00:59:49,878 --> 00:59:51,213 It's nice to expand, you know? 1184 00:59:52,005 --> 00:59:53,090 Okay. 1185 00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:57,344 Less testiculars and expansion. 1186 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,055 [Sighs] 1187 01:00:00,806 --> 01:00:02,557 [Electronic instrumental music plays] 1188 01:00:02,641 --> 01:00:05,102 [No other sounds audible] 1189 01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,151 [Zadie] Some scholars suggest that dance 1190 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:39,803 once was a form of communication 1191 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:42,764 as integral to our daily life as eating or sleeping. 1192 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:45,809 Traditionally, tribal courtship dances 1193 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:47,561 allowed dancers of opposite sexes 1194 01:00:47,644 --> 01:00:48,913 to engage in socially acceptable 1195 01:00:48,937 --> 01:00:50,772 physical contact before they were even 1196 01:00:50,856 --> 01:00:52,232 allowed to speak to one another. 1197 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:54,609 Only when a leisure class began 1198 01:00:54,693 --> 01:00:57,070 to emerge out of early economic development 1199 01:00:57,154 --> 01:00:58,363 did humans begin to view dance 1200 01:00:58,446 --> 01:00:59,698 as a source of pleasure apart 1201 01:00:59,781 --> 01:01:00,821 from its original purpose, 1202 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,951 to bridge people together from different worlds... 1203 01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:05,871 To heal wounds when words would not suffice. 1204 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:16,006 All right, you all ready? 1205 01:01:17,090 --> 01:01:18,216 Play back. 1206 01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:20,340 ["All about you" by Jack rayner plays over speakers] 1207 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:31,605 All right. Stop! Stop the music! Stop! 1208 01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:34,691 Hey! Excuse me, who the hell are you? 1209 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:38,612 City of westminster. 1210 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:41,156 Historical architecture high committee. 1211 01:01:41,323 --> 01:01:44,326 Well, I'm the owner of this theater. Is there a problem? 1212 01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:46,745 Oh, I would think so. 1213 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:54,502 Anything else? 1214 01:01:56,838 --> 01:01:58,381 You'll be hearing from us. 1215 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:04,679 [Whispers] We're fucked. 1216 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:09,809 [Zadie] "The owner must obtain written approval 1217 01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:11,645 to make material changes to property. 1218 01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:14,648 If changes be made without approval or special exemption, 1219 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:15,857 the owner must restore 1220 01:02:15,941 --> 01:02:17,651 the theater to its original condition 1221 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:19,778 and then file for approval with the city." 1222 01:02:20,862 --> 01:02:23,031 This is Roger trying to control me. 1223 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:25,825 Even though we are separated 1224 01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:27,109 and in the middle of a divorce 1225 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:28,954 because he fucked the assistant. 1226 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:33,541 I'm sorry, baby, 1227 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,001 but it's not like it's a secret. 1228 01:02:36,378 --> 01:02:38,296 What if we just do it anyway? 1229 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:39,923 I mean, what are they really gonna do? 1230 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:41,841 "Failure to comply will result 1231 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,969 in a fine of 10,000 pounds per day... 1232 01:02:44,052 --> 01:02:46,429 And/or seizure of the property by the city." 1233 01:02:47,097 --> 01:02:48,890 Even if I pay the fine, 1234 01:02:48,974 --> 01:02:51,810 he'll find a way to exert pressure on these people 1235 01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:53,687 and force them to bend the rules. 1236 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,272 That's just the way he operates. 1237 01:02:55,355 --> 01:02:56,874 - Isn't it, Victor? - Well, in my opinion... 1238 01:02:56,898 --> 01:02:58,483 We have to go all the way to the top 1239 01:02:58,566 --> 01:03:00,819 because our freedom is an illusion. 1240 01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:02,672 Yes, see when you start with no rights at all... 1241 01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:04,489 So who is this person we need to seduce 1242 01:03:04,572 --> 01:03:05,824 and get them on our side? 1243 01:03:05,949 --> 01:03:08,118 I.e., the definition of corruption. 1244 01:03:09,369 --> 01:03:10,787 Zadie, baby... 1245 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:13,832 You should know that the law 1246 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:15,625 is useless when you're dealing 1247 01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,627 with entrenched male power structures. 1248 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:20,297 - Not all male. - What do you mean? 1249 01:03:20,547 --> 01:03:22,090 Edna eaglebauer. 1250 01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:23,174 As the chairwoman, 1251 01:03:23,258 --> 01:03:24,860 she has the power to Grant a special exemption. 1252 01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:27,262 Hey, z, what else do we know about edna? 1253 01:03:29,556 --> 01:03:31,766 [Typing] 1254 01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:35,937 [Zadie] Um, not much about her on Google. 1255 01:03:36,146 --> 01:03:37,147 Housing records indicate 1256 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,830 she's most likely single and lives alone. 1257 01:03:38,940 --> 01:03:40,317 [Mike] That's promising. 1258 01:03:40,984 --> 01:03:43,320 [Zadie] Um, she's got no presence on social media. 1259 01:03:43,403 --> 01:03:46,906 Asides her bio on the council website. 1260 01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:49,784 [Max] Check if she has a pet or a hobby. 1261 01:03:52,454 --> 01:03:54,015 [Zadie] Not that I can tell. She's a ghost. 1262 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:58,835 [Electronic instrumental music plays] 1263 01:03:58,918 --> 01:04:00,545 [No other sounds audible] 1264 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:49,528 [Jackson] I'll tell you what... 1265 01:04:49,552 --> 01:04:50,613 This bird's got to have a heart of stone 1266 01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:52,138 to shut down swan lake. 1267 01:04:52,430 --> 01:04:54,599 Maybe, but everybody wants something. 1268 01:04:54,682 --> 01:04:56,226 We just got to keep looking. 1269 01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,937 What if she didn't even know what she wants? 1270 01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:01,523 Well, that never stopped men 1271 01:05:01,606 --> 01:05:03,400 from coming up with the wrong answer. 1272 01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:05,610 Come on, guys, give me something. 1273 01:05:05,693 --> 01:05:07,070 Victor, don't just sit there. 1274 01:05:07,153 --> 01:05:08,738 I'll murder her for the right price. 1275 01:05:08,822 --> 01:05:10,323 That might be the best idea. 1276 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:11,616 But, look, this feels like 1277 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:13,535 a woman's perspective sort of a thing. 1278 01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:15,537 Like what did you want before Miami? 1279 01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,497 I just wanted to escape my life. 1280 01:05:19,791 --> 01:05:21,167 But then... 1281 01:05:21,876 --> 01:05:26,798 Someone came along and gave me this unexpected 1282 01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:32,429 magical moment that made me remember who I really was. 1283 01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,514 It was like a little treasure. 1284 01:05:35,348 --> 01:05:38,017 Okay, so we need to figure out who edna was before 1285 01:05:38,101 --> 01:05:40,353 she became a bureaucrat and tap into that then. 1286 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:42,772 That's it! 1287 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,072 [Orchestral music playing; No other sounds audible] 1288 01:06:58,014 --> 01:06:59,015 [Tiny bell rings] 1289 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:24,832 [Deep breath] 1290 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,852 [Max] I don't understand why you don't want "suavemente." 1291 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:28,229 [Mike] I don't think... no. I love "suavemente." 1292 01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:29,295 [Max] It's a great song. 1293 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:30,606 - It's a different beat. - It is great. I agree. 1294 01:07:30,630 --> 01:07:31,899 We just don't need it right now. 1295 01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:33,484 Look, it... look, hear me out. It's Isabel... 1296 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:34,652 Unicorn, "champagne," "sex machine..." 1297 01:07:34,676 --> 01:07:35,736 - Oh, trust me... - "Permission," "suits." 1298 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:36,946 I know it by heart. And you know what's more 1299 01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:38,090 important than "suavemente"? 1300 01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:39,597 We still don't have a grand finale. 1301 01:07:39,681 --> 01:07:41,808 Well, great. We'll make one. It's a group number. 1302 01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:43,160 Most important part of the whole show. 1303 01:07:43,184 --> 01:07:44,245 And then everybody will dance out into the crowd. 1304 01:07:44,269 --> 01:07:45,395 It'll be amazing. 1305 01:07:45,478 --> 01:07:48,189 - Oh, that's so random. - Why is that random? 1306 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,333 Everybody dancing in the crowd. 1307 01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:50,567 We've done that already. 1308 01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:51,877 It's got to be something different, 1309 01:07:51,901 --> 01:07:53,361 something personal. 1310 01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:54,737 They're all good and personal, 1311 01:07:54,821 --> 01:07:56,131 and they're there for a reason. I don't... 1312 01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:57,216 Why are you doing this right now? 1313 01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,400 Why are you making it, like, we don't have a good show? 1314 01:08:00,326 --> 01:08:02,954 I know. You should be dancing in it. 1315 01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:05,915 You have lost your mind. What are you talking about? 1316 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,375 I'm not dancing in the show. 1317 01:08:07,458 --> 01:08:08,769 Why are you saying no to everything I say? 1318 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:09,853 - I'm not saying no. - Have you noticed that? 1319 01:08:09,877 --> 01:08:11,647 I've said yes on every single part of the show. 1320 01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:15,675 We need something climactic, different, something personal. 1321 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,969 Great, then do something personal. 1322 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:19,488 Give me something that I don't know about you. 1323 01:08:19,512 --> 01:08:21,431 Why is it about me? This is about women. 1324 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:22,974 You're a woman. I'm not. 1325 01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:24,368 I'm not gonna be dancing in the show. 1326 01:08:24,392 --> 01:08:25,727 Why don't you make it personal? 1327 01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:26,890 Well, do whatever you want. 1328 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:29,022 Do the thing that you and Antonio have been making. 1329 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:31,232 It's great. That's personal, ain't it? 1330 01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:33,276 [Max] Hey, it's your show. 1331 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:35,069 Give me something that's yours. 1332 01:08:35,153 --> 01:08:36,988 Open up. 1333 01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:39,157 - [Mike] I did. - When? 1334 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:40,640 [Mike] The whole... This whole time. 1335 01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:42,160 And if you haven't seen it, 1336 01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:43,429 I don't know what to tell you about it. 1337 01:08:43,453 --> 01:08:45,222 Well, I don't know what to tell you about it since 1338 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:47,624 I tried to kiss you and you pulled away. 1339 01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:49,626 You don't know how to open up. 1340 01:08:49,709 --> 01:08:51,544 That's why you need the "suavemente." 1341 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:55,131 Oh! Still waiting for passing trade, you nosy fuck! 1342 01:08:55,548 --> 01:08:58,259 [Groans in frustration] Your turn; He's impossible. 1343 01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:07,060 [Mike sighs] 1344 01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:10,897 [Victor clears throat] 1345 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:16,903 Yes, Victor? 1346 01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,363 I did not say anything. 1347 01:09:18,446 --> 01:09:20,299 Yeah. Yeah. You're always saying something in your head. 1348 01:09:20,323 --> 01:09:21,741 Just say it out loud, man. 1349 01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:22,909 [Victor sighs] 1350 01:09:24,035 --> 01:09:26,954 You see, the problem with Max is 1351 01:09:27,038 --> 01:09:29,248 she tends to overcomplicate things. 1352 01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:30,667 [Chuckles] Yeah. 1353 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:33,127 Especially when she knows exactly what she wants. 1354 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:35,171 And she knows exactly what she wants 1355 01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:36,422 when it comes to you. 1356 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,763 Why do you work for her? 1357 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,515 You could easily work for Roger. 1358 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:48,518 She's got bigger balls. 1359 01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:51,562 [Door opens] 1360 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:53,981 Listen, motherfucker. 1361 01:09:54,065 --> 01:09:55,233 - I rest my case. - Yeah. 1362 01:09:55,316 --> 01:09:56,776 You better make up your mind 1363 01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:58,152 because you're driving me crazy. 1364 01:09:58,236 --> 01:09:59,380 Oh, just... yeah, you're driving me crazy. 1365 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,530 What are you doing? 1366 01:10:00,697 --> 01:10:01,864 Just stop. 1367 01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:04,367 - Okay, just shut up. - No, you stop. 1368 01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:05,910 You shut up. 1369 01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:08,705 I just want a happy ending. 1370 01:10:09,247 --> 01:10:12,125 [Speaking Spanish] 1371 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:15,336 [Whispers] You're an insane person. You know that, right? 1372 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:16,587 [Max] Mm-hmm. 1373 01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:18,840 [Speaking Spanish] 1374 01:10:22,802 --> 01:10:25,096 [Singing in Spanish] 1375 01:10:25,179 --> 01:10:29,392 [Both singing "suavemente"] 1376 01:10:32,395 --> 01:10:35,815 ["Suavemente" by Elvis crespo plays over speakers] 1377 01:10:44,991 --> 01:10:47,034 [Zadie] Given the debate and confusion 1378 01:10:47,118 --> 01:10:49,245 around the word "lo ve" generally... 1379 01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:51,539 What are we to make of the word "love" 1380 01:10:51,622 --> 01:10:53,458 in the context of dancing? 1381 01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:56,002 If you love dancing with someone, 1382 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:58,755 does that mean on some level that you love them? 1383 01:10:58,838 --> 01:11:02,008 What other feelings are exchanged during a dance? 1384 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:04,552 Can you dance with someone you don't trust? 1385 01:11:04,635 --> 01:11:07,638 Should you trust someone just because they can dance? 1386 01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:10,099 Max and Mike weren't thinking about this, 1387 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,601 but they should have been. 1388 01:11:11,684 --> 01:11:13,227 [Edna] Stop the music! 1389 01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:15,730 Stop the music! Stop the music. 1390 01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:18,399 - Edna? - Edna? 1391 01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:20,234 I am so sorry, Ms. Mendoza. 1392 01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:21,569 I am so deeply sorry 1393 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:24,447 to each and every one of you beautiful creatures. 1394 01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:25,656 Sorry for what? 1395 01:11:25,740 --> 01:11:27,533 Height restrictions for stage risers. 1396 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,202 Apparently, your new stage 1397 01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:30,679 is three quarters of an inch too high. 1398 01:11:30,703 --> 01:11:32,246 Your exemption has been denied. 1399 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:34,791 You're to shut down immediately. 1400 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,918 But you had already approved it! 1401 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:40,963 I got a call from an mp's office. It's law. [Sighs] 1402 01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:42,423 There's nothing I can do. 1403 01:11:44,675 --> 01:11:47,887 Keep working. I'll take care of this. I'll be right back. 1404 01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:48,971 Okay. 1405 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:05,988 How fucking dare you? 1406 01:12:06,072 --> 01:12:08,783 You're not shutting me down again. Not this time. 1407 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:11,744 Max, I sincerely want to rebuild our trust. 1408 01:12:11,828 --> 01:12:13,079 - [Scoffs] - In the meantime, 1409 01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:14,705 I'm just trying to look out for you. 1410 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:17,333 How is shutting down my show looking out for me? 1411 01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:18,709 I'm not talking about the show. 1412 01:12:18,793 --> 01:12:20,020 Then what are you talking about? 1413 01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:22,046 I'm talking about your judgment. 1414 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,215 I'm talking what I witnessed in the kitchen 1415 01:12:24,298 --> 01:12:25,466 in front of our daughter. 1416 01:12:25,550 --> 01:12:28,135 Roger, iwouldn't get into a dispute 1417 01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:29,929 aboutjudgment with me right now. 1418 01:12:30,012 --> 01:12:33,516 You handed my family's theater over to a fucking stripper. 1419 01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:36,894 You don't know anything about Mike. 1420 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:41,107 I know when you're being used. Don't you see that? 1421 01:12:43,985 --> 01:12:46,988 Darling, I know we're all getting old, 1422 01:12:47,071 --> 01:12:49,448 but I didn't know you were so desperate. 1423 01:12:49,532 --> 01:12:52,535 Fuck you! We care for each other. 1424 01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:55,746 Max, have you even read our settlement agreement? 1425 01:12:55,830 --> 01:12:59,292 The language about denigrating or harming the family brand? 1426 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:01,210 The moment that show goes up, 1427 01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:03,129 mother's barristers will be clawing back 1428 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:05,047 every last shilling in court 1429 01:13:05,131 --> 01:13:06,883 and I won't be able to stop her. 1430 01:13:06,966 --> 01:13:10,219 But if you're still too deluded to help yourself, 1431 01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:12,471 please be mindful of zadie. 1432 01:13:12,722 --> 01:13:15,808 She shouldn't have to pay the price for your fantasies. 1433 01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:22,857 Would you please stop it? 1434 01:13:22,982 --> 01:13:24,150 What? 1435 01:13:24,901 --> 01:13:26,611 I know what you're thinking. 1436 01:13:26,694 --> 01:13:28,529 You're thinking, "what was she thinking?" 1437 01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:30,239 You weren't thinking, were you? 1438 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:31,490 You were falling in love. 1439 01:13:31,574 --> 01:13:33,200 Oh, shut the fuck up. 1440 01:13:33,284 --> 01:13:34,952 You think I don't know that? 1441 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:37,371 And don't you dare judge me. You were not there. 1442 01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:39,790 That one fucking dance... 1443 01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,627 Changed everything in me. 1444 01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:49,759 It feels like it made me the best version of myself... 1445 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:51,135 But everybody's laughing at me. 1446 01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:52,970 I'm a joke. An embarrassment. 1447 01:13:54,513 --> 01:13:56,599 [Sighs] Not to him though. 1448 01:13:58,809 --> 01:14:00,269 He believes in me. 1449 01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:02,480 I have to go tell him 1450 01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:05,775 that our show about empowering women is dead... 1451 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:08,486 Because I'm so fucking powerless. 1452 01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:12,949 The most frightening part is that... 1453 01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:15,117 I'm about to find out if that dance 1454 01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:18,079 meant as much to him as it did to me. 1455 01:14:19,997 --> 01:14:23,960 Or if I'm just another goddamn Tuesday. 1456 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:26,128 No, you're more like a Thursday, madame. 1457 01:14:28,631 --> 01:14:31,300 Have I always been this adolescent? 1458 01:14:31,384 --> 01:14:34,512 No. Only when it's raining. 1459 01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:40,768 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1460 01:14:40,851 --> 01:14:42,103 One. 1461 01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:43,187 Mike. 1462 01:14:45,147 --> 01:14:47,149 Uh, Jack, keep taking them through. 1463 01:14:52,196 --> 01:14:53,906 What the fuck you mean "we're done"? 1464 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:58,244 I'm sorry. I did my best, but I failed. 1465 01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:01,122 - Wait. What... all right. - Victor will come back 1466 01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:02,498 and pick you up, 1467 01:15:02,581 --> 01:15:04,142 and he can arrange a flight for you tomorrow. 1468 01:15:04,166 --> 01:15:06,419 No, no, no. What happened? This isn't you. 1469 01:15:06,502 --> 01:15:08,062 What the fuck is going on with you, Max? 1470 01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:10,506 [Exhales] 1471 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:13,884 Nothing. 1472 01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:16,554 What? UN-fucking-believable. 1473 01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:19,682 You really are the queen of the first act, huh? Holy shit. 1474 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:23,923 You don't know anything about me. 1475 01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:25,396 And you don't understand anything. 1476 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,440 It's Friday. 1477 01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,859 They wouldn't pull the plug on us until Monday. 1478 01:15:30,317 --> 01:15:31,736 But you're walking away. 1479 01:15:32,111 --> 01:15:33,738 You have no show. 1480 01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:36,282 You couldn't even come up with an ending. 1481 01:15:36,365 --> 01:15:38,125 You cannot say that what we've created so far 1482 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,660 isn't fucking special. 1483 01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:41,662 You cannot say that. I know you can't. 1484 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:50,379 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to let it go. 1485 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,091 You'll still get paid. 1486 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:57,762 Hey! Hey, look, I don't give a fuck about the money. 1487 01:15:57,845 --> 01:15:59,138 I don't fucking care. 1488 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,182 Okay? 1489 01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:02,892 We're good at this and I'm not gonna 1490 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:04,727 fucking just let us give up on it. 1491 01:16:04,810 --> 01:16:06,103 You're so good at this. 1492 01:16:08,522 --> 01:16:12,818 I bet you he never cared about what you were good at. Did he? 1493 01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:18,908 Don't let this be the end. 1494 01:16:58,405 --> 01:16:59,865 [Dancers indistinct chatter] 1495 01:17:05,704 --> 01:17:07,623 -Woodyl -lay it on me, gov. 1496 01:17:07,706 --> 01:17:09,708 I need a plumber and a ballerina. 1497 01:17:11,544 --> 01:17:13,754 The Princess is on a hunger strike. 1498 01:17:14,505 --> 01:17:15,798 Won't even open the door. 1499 01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:17,299 What? She's not even drinking? 1500 01:17:17,383 --> 01:17:18,717 I'm afraid not. 1501 01:17:18,843 --> 01:17:21,554 Did you try using your "wise British Butler" voice? 1502 01:17:21,637 --> 01:17:26,058 Trust me, I went full metal downton Abbey on her ass. 1503 01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:29,687 And if that bloke doesn't pull his head from his own ass... 1504 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,064 You'll be parented from behind a closed door 1505 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:33,482 for months. Years, even. 1506 01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:36,986 But you didn't tell her you slipped Mike the keys? 1507 01:17:37,111 --> 01:17:38,487 [Scoffs] Please. 1508 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,699 If the lawyers found out her careless manservant... 1509 01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:43,284 Failed to lock the rattigan doors, 1510 01:17:43,367 --> 01:17:44,952 shewineed plausible deniability. 1511 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:47,204 If there's anything I've learned, 1512 01:17:47,288 --> 01:17:49,206 it's that you can't tell people anything. 1513 01:17:49,290 --> 01:17:50,958 They have to have an experience. 1514 01:17:52,626 --> 01:17:53,627 [Cell phone chimes] 1515 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,171 Message from Mike. 1516 01:17:56,797 --> 01:17:58,132 "End is not ending. 1517 01:17:58,215 --> 01:18:00,551 "Sunday at 7:00 we roll. The grand finale." 1518 01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:01,886 Let me see that. 1519 01:18:04,096 --> 01:18:06,015 Crikey, it's a haiku. 1520 01:18:06,390 --> 01:18:09,143 Seventeen syllables in a five-seven-five pattern. 1521 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:11,854 Purely coincidence, but still... 1522 01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:14,440 There's hope for him after all. 1523 01:18:14,732 --> 01:18:17,276 Sounds like Sunday's gonna be an experience. 1524 01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:18,652 Doesn't it just? 1525 01:18:19,945 --> 01:18:22,364 ["It's over if we run out of love" by David Holmes plays] 1526 01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:25,034 [No other sounds audible] 1527 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:05,592 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1528 01:20:09,221 --> 01:20:10,264 Follow me. 1529 01:20:15,853 --> 01:20:16,979 [Knock on door] 1530 01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:19,565 [Victor clears his throat] 1531 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:24,236 Put some clothes on, maxandra. 1532 01:20:27,448 --> 01:20:29,116 Why would I do that? 1533 01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:30,534 We have to go. 1534 01:20:32,578 --> 01:20:33,912 Where? 1535 01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:35,331 You know where. 1536 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:42,212 - He didn't. - He did. 1537 01:20:42,296 --> 01:20:43,339 No, he didn't. 1538 01:20:44,548 --> 01:20:49,094 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. No. No, it's gonna be a disaster. 1539 01:20:49,178 --> 01:20:50,429 [Victor] No, it's not. 1540 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:51,805 Oh, it's going to be a disaster. 1541 01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:53,766 No, no, no.! Cant. Lcant uh, uh, no. 1542 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,225 - Yes, you can. - No, I can't go. 1543 01:20:55,309 --> 01:20:56,310 Come on. 1544 01:20:56,393 --> 01:20:57,936 No, I won't go and you can't make me. 1545 01:20:58,395 --> 01:20:59,688 Mom. 1546 01:21:01,565 --> 01:21:02,900 We have to go. 1547 01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:06,945 [Inhales sharply] 1548 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:20,793 [Max sobs softly] 1549 01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:30,928 Here you go. There. 1550 01:21:31,011 --> 01:21:32,304 [Cries] Victor. 1551 01:21:35,474 --> 01:21:36,934 [Zadie] The rumors about the show 1552 01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:39,436 were a form of entertainment for some. 1553 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:41,855 But for the two people who created it, 1554 01:21:41,939 --> 01:21:43,732 the terror of the opening night 1555 01:21:43,816 --> 01:21:45,692 could only be managed by remembering 1556 01:21:45,776 --> 01:21:47,820 there would be no record of it. 1557 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:51,448 Only the people who were there would ever experience 1558 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:55,077 the story of Max and Mike as told through dance. 1559 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,720 There's small ships, there's tall ships, 1560 01:21:56,745 --> 01:21:58,330 there're ships that sail the sea... 1561 01:21:58,539 --> 01:21:59,873 There's no ships like friendships, 1562 01:21:59,957 --> 01:22:02,418 so here's to you and me. One, two, three. 1563 01:22:02,501 --> 01:22:03,710 Let's go. 1564 01:22:03,919 --> 01:22:05,337 [Chants] We are strippers! 1565 01:22:06,547 --> 01:22:07,631 Whoo! 1566 01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:24,481 [Exhales] All right, man. 1567 01:22:24,565 --> 01:22:26,358 - Let's go. - Yes. 1568 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:29,486 Break a leg, everyone. Alex, cue one and sound. Go. 1569 01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:35,075 - [Shushing] - [Man whistling a tune] 1570 01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:42,416 The light is different. 1571 01:22:43,876 --> 01:22:45,419 It's November. It's lower. 1572 01:22:50,632 --> 01:22:51,925 Harold's worried about lunch. 1573 01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:53,635 He said the menu is diabolical. 1574 01:22:53,719 --> 01:22:56,013 [Slight chuckle] The menu is diabolical? 1575 01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:57,681 How can a menu be diabolical? 1576 01:22:57,764 --> 01:22:59,850 Only a person can be diabolical. 1577 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:01,101 A menu isn't alive. 1578 01:23:01,602 --> 01:23:03,061 Well, either way, he's worried. 1579 01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:04,563 And you're worried about him? 1580 01:23:04,646 --> 01:23:05,939 I don't envy him finding out. 1581 01:23:06,023 --> 01:23:08,317 - Well, I'll tell him. - Isabel, no. It's impossible. 1582 01:23:08,400 --> 01:23:10,194 - He has to know. - He can never know. 1583 01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:12,571 Harold. 1584 01:23:13,780 --> 01:23:16,366 Hello, darling. Walter. 1585 01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:18,827 Drinks? 1586 01:23:18,952 --> 01:23:20,704 [Walter] Will you still be going to calais? 1587 01:23:20,787 --> 01:23:23,707 [Harold] No. I've decided to spend the summer here. 1588 01:23:23,790 --> 01:23:26,668 You see, Isabel is pregnant. 1589 01:23:26,793 --> 01:23:29,046 [Walter] Oh. Congratulations. 1590 01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:31,673 [Harold] Yes. We are very pleased. 1591 01:23:31,757 --> 01:23:34,218 We are hoping to have a son, of course. 1592 01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:37,846 That way the legacy of chuffingham will be secure. 1593 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:40,766 And if not, we will keep trying. 1594 01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:44,269 One of the benefits of having a young wife. 1595 01:23:44,978 --> 01:23:47,272 [Walter] I'm sure Isabel will make a wonderful mother. 1596 01:23:47,356 --> 01:23:51,235 [Harold] No doubt. And of course my mother 1597 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:52,402 will be here to help. 1598 01:23:53,320 --> 01:23:54,863 Unicorn! Unicorn! Unicorn! 1599 01:23:54,947 --> 01:23:56,547 [Whimsical music plays over the speakers] 1600 01:23:58,033 --> 01:24:00,077 [Unicorn galloping over the speakers] 1601 01:24:01,703 --> 01:24:03,330 [Unicorn neighing over the speakers] 1602 01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:05,888 - [Mike] Hello, lady Isabel. - [Max gasps] 1603 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:06,959 [Hannah] Unicorn? 1604 01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:11,380 Why, yes, it's me, unicorn. Did you call for me? 1605 01:24:12,130 --> 01:24:15,217 Yeah, but I didn't expect you to show up out of the blue. 1606 01:24:15,676 --> 01:24:16,945 I haven't spoken to my imaginary friend 1607 01:24:16,969 --> 01:24:18,095 since I was a child. 1608 01:24:18,178 --> 01:24:19,263 [Max slightly chuckles] 1609 01:24:20,264 --> 01:24:21,515 Am I okay? 1610 01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:23,225 Hmm, well, that depends 1611 01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:25,269 on what your definition of okay is 1612 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:27,980 but first things first, 1613 01:24:28,063 --> 01:24:30,148 why don't you tell us how you really feel. 1614 01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:33,277 [Harp music plays over speakers] 1615 01:24:36,446 --> 01:24:38,031 [Audience gasps] 1616 01:24:43,287 --> 01:24:44,663 Well... 1617 01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:48,250 I don't know. 1618 01:24:50,377 --> 01:24:53,046 These two guys shouldn't be my only two options 1619 01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:54,548 in the world, should they? 1620 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:59,595 I mean, why do I even need to feel like I choose? 1621 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:02,264 Like, it's between the shitty rich guy 1622 01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:04,016 and the poor guy with a heart of gold. 1623 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,519 I mean, come on, all I really want right now 1624 01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:09,021 is to tell these boring 1625 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:12,858 bags of clicks to leave me alone! 1626 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,168 [Chimes play over the speakers] 1627 01:25:14,192 --> 01:25:15,485 [Audience cheers] 1628 01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:17,195 That's right, lady Isabel. 1629 01:25:17,904 --> 01:25:19,072 See, I'm here to tell you 1630 01:25:19,156 --> 01:25:21,116 that you can have anything you want. 1631 01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:23,660 All you have to do is ask. 1632 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:27,706 What? Okay. Really? 1633 01:25:28,832 --> 01:25:30,792 - Really. - Okay. 1634 01:25:31,168 --> 01:25:35,547 Well, I am a modest lady, so... [sighs] 1635 01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:39,718 What if all I wanted was just a guy 1636 01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:41,637 in a tank top and some jeans? 1637 01:25:41,762 --> 01:25:43,002 [Chimes play over the speakers] 1638 01:25:43,055 --> 01:25:44,056 [Audience cheers] 1639 01:25:44,181 --> 01:25:45,223 [Approval sounds] 1640 01:25:46,516 --> 01:25:47,559 [Max chuckles] 1641 01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:51,438 Okay, well, if I can have that then... 1642 01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:53,357 What about a bad boy... 1643 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:55,150 Hold up, hold up... 1644 01:25:55,233 --> 01:25:57,110 Who always responds to my texts. 1645 01:25:57,194 --> 01:25:58,421 [Chimes play over the speakers] 1646 01:25:58,445 --> 01:25:59,446 [Audience cheers] 1647 01:25:59,529 --> 01:26:01,948 Ooh. All right. 1648 01:26:02,407 --> 01:26:06,578 And now, if I can have that then... 1649 01:26:07,371 --> 01:26:12,209 A sexy ceo who pays his women more than his men! 1650 01:26:12,292 --> 01:26:13,960 [Chimes play over the speakers] 1651 01:26:14,044 --> 01:26:16,004 - [Audience cheers] - Ooh, me-ow. 1652 01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:18,131 What about a guy with a puppy? 1653 01:26:18,590 --> 01:26:19,883 [Chimes play over the speakers] 1654 01:26:19,966 --> 01:26:20,967 [Audience awes] 1655 01:26:21,051 --> 01:26:23,053 [Hannah makes approval noises] 1656 01:26:24,054 --> 01:26:26,306 Okay, let me just swallow my saliva 1657 01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:28,430 that's literally dripping out of my mouth right now. 1658 01:26:28,558 --> 01:26:31,311 If I could have all of that, why stop there? 1659 01:26:31,395 --> 01:26:32,538 [Chimes play over the speakers] 1660 01:26:32,562 --> 01:26:33,939 [Audience cheers] 1661 01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:43,281 Wait a minute. 1662 01:26:44,157 --> 01:26:47,202 I can't be the only person in this room 1663 01:26:47,285 --> 01:26:48,954 to feel what I'm feeling right now. Am I? 1664 01:26:49,037 --> 01:26:50,372 [Audience] Nol 1665 01:26:50,455 --> 01:26:51,498 I didn't think so. 1666 01:26:51,581 --> 01:26:53,625 I can tell by the looks on your faces. 1667 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:57,629 Now I want every single one of you to know 1668 01:26:57,713 --> 01:27:00,841 how I'm feeling right this very second. 1669 01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:04,302 I managed to have a little bit of everything. 1670 01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:07,013 And now, it's your turn. 1671 01:27:07,848 --> 01:27:11,435 So, by the power vested in me through this magic Mike... 1672 01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:16,606 I command thee, unicorn, send everything to us all 1673 01:27:16,773 --> 01:27:18,775 right now! 1674 01:27:18,859 --> 01:27:20,068 [Audience cheers] 1675 01:27:20,152 --> 01:27:21,992 ["Champagne life" by ne yo plays over speakers] 1676 01:28:18,168 --> 01:28:22,380 ["Sail" by awolnation plays over speakers] 1677 01:29:00,210 --> 01:29:03,755 ["Be faithful" by fatman scoop ft. Crooklyn clan plays] 1678 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:13,223 Single ladies! I can't hear ya! 1679 01:29:13,306 --> 01:29:15,642 Single ladies! Make noise! 1680 01:29:16,643 --> 01:29:18,728 What's your zodiac sign? 1681 01:29:18,812 --> 01:29:21,147 What's your zodiac sign? 1682 01:29:21,231 --> 01:29:23,191 What's your zodiac sign? 1683 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:55,765 How do you feel about your new reality, everybody? 1684 01:29:55,849 --> 01:29:59,311 Make some bloody noise. [Chuckles] 1685 01:30:00,770 --> 01:30:04,774 Give it up. Give it up for these gorgeous lads 1686 01:30:04,858 --> 01:30:08,153 who busted into a sweat just for all of you. 1687 01:30:08,236 --> 01:30:10,196 Come on, make a little noise. 1688 01:30:12,282 --> 01:30:14,409 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1689 01:30:15,243 --> 01:30:18,788 That's what I like to hear. That's what I love to hear. 1690 01:30:18,872 --> 01:30:20,749 A little bit of noise on this stage 1691 01:30:20,832 --> 01:30:22,417 doesn't go amiss, sweethearts. 1692 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:26,171 And let me tell you one thing, a body at rest... 1693 01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:28,924 Is a body at rest. Right? 1694 01:30:29,299 --> 01:30:32,969 Eh, you know, not bad. But a body in motion... 1695 01:30:33,094 --> 01:30:34,387 [Hannah makes approval noises] 1696 01:30:34,471 --> 01:30:35,639 [Audience cheers] 1697 01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:41,311 There is absolutely nothing sexier... 1698 01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:44,481 Than a body in motion. Am I right? 1699 01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:45,649 [Audience cheers] 1700 01:30:48,735 --> 01:30:52,030 So for our next act, I want you to give it up... 1701 01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:53,281 Ladies and gentlemen 1702 01:30:53,365 --> 01:30:56,409 for the trickster prince him bloody self. 1703 01:30:56,910 --> 01:31:02,040 Give it up, everybody, for Mr. Jd rainey. 1704 01:31:02,123 --> 01:31:03,124 [Audience cheers] 1705 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:05,873 ["Get up, sex machine (remix)" By James brown plays] 1706 01:31:50,755 --> 01:31:52,132 [Speaking Spanish] 1707 01:32:02,225 --> 01:32:03,393 [Audience cheers] 1708 01:32:12,652 --> 01:32:13,653 [Whistles] 1709 01:32:15,613 --> 01:32:17,240 ["Juice" by pell and young Franco plays] 1710 01:32:19,492 --> 01:32:21,119 [No other sounds audible] 1711 01:33:11,169 --> 01:33:13,630 ["Boys better" by the dandy warhols plays] 1712 01:33:13,713 --> 01:33:17,592 [No other sounds audible] 1713 01:34:42,719 --> 01:34:44,137 [Audience cheers] 1714 01:34:48,141 --> 01:34:50,393 - I think we should leave now. - Where are we going? 1715 01:34:50,476 --> 01:34:52,036 Mike said to leave at the end of "suits" 1716 01:34:52,061 --> 01:34:53,341 and return at the end of "pony." 1717 01:34:53,396 --> 01:34:54,731 Oh, yes, yes. So you go. 1718 01:34:55,315 --> 01:34:58,401 And no peeking. He'll be watching you. 1719 01:34:59,444 --> 01:35:02,405 Now folks, this next dance 1720 01:35:02,488 --> 01:35:04,782 is one that I'm well-acquainted with. 1721 01:35:05,408 --> 01:35:09,662 Things are about to get intimate. 1722 01:35:09,746 --> 01:35:11,247 [Audience cheers] 1723 01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:16,336 Now, a real man isn't afraid to act on his desire... 1724 01:35:17,212 --> 01:35:20,089 But the sexiest act of submission... 1725 01:35:20,924 --> 01:35:23,927 Is asking for permission. 1726 01:35:24,010 --> 01:35:25,810 ["Permission" by ro James plays over speakers] 1727 01:35:41,903 --> 01:35:43,071 [Audience cheers] 1728 01:36:45,508 --> 01:36:46,759 [Audience cheers] 1729 01:37:10,533 --> 01:37:11,617 [Audience cheers] 1730 01:37:17,957 --> 01:37:19,317 - Break a leg, gov. - [Mike kisses] 1731 01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:20,585 Aw, bless ya. 1732 01:37:36,100 --> 01:37:38,102 I know. I know. 1733 01:37:38,186 --> 01:37:40,646 We all want a little bit of everything 1734 01:37:40,730 --> 01:37:42,857 all of the time. Don't we? 1735 01:37:42,940 --> 01:37:44,275 But... 1736 01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:47,528 Sometimes you just want to be 1737 01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:51,366 everything to someone. Right? 1738 01:37:53,534 --> 01:37:57,330 Sometimes, the greatest fantasy of them all... 1739 01:37:58,164 --> 01:38:00,291 Is knowing that you're the only one. 1740 01:38:01,709 --> 01:38:02,895 [Sound of thunderstorm over speakers] 1741 01:38:02,919 --> 01:38:04,003 [Audience cheers] 1742 01:38:30,071 --> 01:38:32,115 [Haunting instrumental music plays over speakers] 1743 01:39:34,302 --> 01:39:35,428 [Slight gasp] 1744 01:39:52,528 --> 01:39:53,630 [Audience shouts approval sounds] 1745 01:39:53,654 --> 01:39:55,656 ["Open up" by gallant plays over speakers] 1746 01:40:50,253 --> 01:40:51,671 [Audience cheers] 1747 01:43:09,183 --> 01:43:10,935 [Audience cheers] 1748 01:43:22,655 --> 01:43:24,782 You said to go hard, and so I did what you said. 1749 01:43:24,865 --> 01:43:25,991 I mean, you know. 1750 01:43:26,075 --> 01:43:27,076 Oh, god. 1751 01:43:27,159 --> 01:43:28,160 We showed up. 1752 01:43:30,454 --> 01:43:32,206 ["Pony" by ginuwine plays over speakers] 1753 01:43:34,917 --> 01:43:35,960 That's "pony." 1754 01:43:36,043 --> 01:43:37,294 Mike said after "pony." 1755 01:43:37,378 --> 01:43:39,171 No, he just said "pony." 1756 01:43:39,255 --> 01:43:41,048 He definitely said after "pony" 1757 01:43:41,132 --> 01:43:43,175 and they're still on their ponies. Now sit. 1758 01:43:45,511 --> 01:43:46,804 [Victor sighs] 1759 01:44:28,929 --> 01:44:30,222 [Audience cheers] 1760 01:44:34,310 --> 01:44:35,311 Yes! 1761 01:44:45,404 --> 01:44:47,406 Come on, they're applauding. It must be over now. 1762 01:44:47,531 --> 01:44:48,783 [Slight chuckle] Very well. 1763 01:44:50,910 --> 01:44:53,150 ["Love in this club" feat. Young jeezy plays on speakers] 1764 01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:06,801 [Mike laughs] 1765 01:45:06,884 --> 01:45:08,761 So amazing. [Chuckles] 1766 01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:10,763 [Mike laughs] 1767 01:45:14,141 --> 01:45:15,726 Wait a minute. Just a second. 1768 01:45:16,101 --> 01:45:17,728 Thank you very much, Mr. Mike. 1769 01:45:17,812 --> 01:45:19,104 Very nice, my friend. 1770 01:45:37,623 --> 01:45:39,583 - You look beautiful. - Congratulations. 1771 01:45:39,667 --> 01:45:42,211 - Huh? - Congratulations. You did it. 1772 01:45:42,294 --> 01:45:43,438 What are you talking about? We did it. 1773 01:45:43,462 --> 01:45:44,523 You did it. It was amazing. 1774 01:45:44,547 --> 01:45:45,732 Look around. All this is because of you. 1775 01:45:45,756 --> 01:45:46,757 You are sublime. 1776 01:45:46,841 --> 01:45:48,926 Look, I just want you to know I love you. Okay? 1777 01:45:55,182 --> 01:45:56,517 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 1778 01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:57,661 If you're not gonna leave him, 1779 01:45:57,685 --> 01:45:59,205 I don't want this to be more confusing. 1780 01:46:00,229 --> 01:46:04,775 It's done. I'm never, ever, ever going back to him. 1781 01:46:05,192 --> 01:46:07,695 I am free and I am broke. 1782 01:46:08,696 --> 01:46:11,365 What do you mean? You're... What do you mean you're broke? 1783 01:46:11,949 --> 01:46:13,742 - Yeah. - Like broke, broke? 1784 01:46:15,369 --> 01:46:17,538 I'm s... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 1785 01:46:17,621 --> 01:46:18,956 It's okay. I don't care. 1786 01:46:19,039 --> 01:46:22,751 No, I'm... I'm just... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1787 01:46:26,338 --> 01:46:27,673 [Footsteps approaching] 1788 01:46:28,173 --> 01:46:29,842 [Mike chuckles] 1789 01:46:31,719 --> 01:46:32,845 I hate you. 1790 01:46:39,727 --> 01:46:41,478 Come on, let's go. [Laughs] 1791 01:46:45,983 --> 01:46:47,359 [Zadie] No one can claim 1792 01:46:47,443 --> 01:46:50,029 to fully understand what exactly dance is... 1793 01:46:50,696 --> 01:46:52,364 But what is abundantly clear 1794 01:46:52,448 --> 01:46:55,576 is that dance seeks no meaning for its desires. 1795 01:46:56,201 --> 01:47:00,456 It does not value age or status, logic or reason. 1796 01:47:00,789 --> 01:47:04,126 It is a compass orientated only to Liberty, 1797 01:47:04,209 --> 01:47:06,003 not unlike the human heart. 1798 01:47:06,086 --> 01:47:08,005 I stumbled upon these wisdoms 1799 01:47:08,088 --> 01:47:11,050 when I met a lonely stripper named Mike. 1800 01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:15,804 ["Don't be afraid" by diplo and Damian Lazarus plays] 1801 01:48:44,309 --> 01:48:46,979 ["All about you" by Jack rayner plays] 1802 01:50:00,427 --> 01:50:03,639 ["It's over if we run out of love" by David Holmes plays] 124059

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