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Nurse. What time is it?
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- It's 4:00 in the morning.
- Four o'clock? Jesus.
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Try and sleep.
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Listen, I'm really sorry about
all the fuss. I'm really sorry, yeah.
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I don't know what got into me, nurse.
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Eric, nobody's been hurt.
You're not hurt.
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Everything's all right.
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Listen, I got an early shift.
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Can you get me clothes for me,
please, nurse?
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You won't be going anywhere.
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- Eric, it's all right.
- Can you get me clothes, please?
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- Try and relax. Just lie down.
- I can't be late for work, nurse.
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- It's okay.
- I can't be late.
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It's all right.
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I can't be late for work, nurse.
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- It's okay.
- Can you get me clothes, please?
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- You get to sleep. You get to sleep.
- I can't be late.
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- I can't be late.
- It's okay.
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Oh, Lily, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, God, Lily, I'm so sorry.
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You take it easy.
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All right, Eric?
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God, what have you been up to,
you dipstick?
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- Ah, I know, I know.
- You give us a right scare, you know?
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Something let go.
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- Did you get any broken bones or owt?
- No, no, no, no, no.
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- Has he been giving you any trouble?
- I haven't. Have I?
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- No, model patient. Been fine.
- Can be a bit of a bugger him, you know.
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Guinness Book of Records, eh?
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You what?
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Three thousand times
round the same roundabout.
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It's a career change, isn't it?
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From postman to astronaut.
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I was daydreaming.
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You went round the wrong fucking way.
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- You're lucky somebody wasn't killed.
- Don't. Don't.
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A good night's kip
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and I'll be as fit as a butcher's dog.
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Where's me car?
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It's like you. It's fucked.
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What about the police?
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I've had a word with them.
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They've gotta make a report, but I don't
think they're gonna take it any further
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due to your psychological condition.
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Eric, if there's anything you need,
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anything at all,
give me a shout, d'you hear?
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Any time. Day or night. All right?
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Aye. Cheers, mate. Thanks.
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All right. We've just dropped
the gear off.
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The van'll be here in about an hour.
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Can you let Ryan know, please?
Cheers, mate.
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Listen, I told you
no more of your shit here.
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It's only gonna be for a few hours,
mate. What's the problem?
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How the fuck have you got in anyway?
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Fucking hell.
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Fuck's sake.
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Hey, did you give
those two pricks a key?
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- What?
- Those two jokers who just walked out.
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- Did you give them a key?
- What you on about?
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What have I told you about
giving the key to people?
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- You hear me?
- Yeah.
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- Who are you?
- Oh, I just live here, love.
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Oh, are you Ryan's stepdad?
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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I want that shit downstairs
moving as soon as possible.
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And I won't tell you again, right?
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Right.
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No need to shout.
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Jess?
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For God's sake, Jess. It's nearly
two o'clock, for Christ's sakes.
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Get up for school. You're late.
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- It's the middle of the afternoon.
- So what, man?
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Will you get up for school?
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Oh, just leave me alone.
I'm trying to sleep.
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Will you get up, Jess?
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Obviously, I'm not going to
school if I'm in bed, am I?
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God, leave me alone.
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Right, well, I'll just
clear up for you, shall I?
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- Eh? I'll just...
- Oi, knobhead.
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Who the fucking hell are you?
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Look, Jess, will you sort this out?
It's not a bleeding doss-house.
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- Trying to get me head down.
- I'm just sick of it, I am.
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- What the...
- Who the fuck are you, you prick?
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- Pardon me?
- Who the fuck are you?
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Who the fuck am I?
I'll tell you who the fuck I am.
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I'm fucking room service!
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Do you wish to register
a fucking complaint?
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Look at my room, man!
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Look, just go away. Move!
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Fuck off. I'm trying to sleep.
Piss off, man.
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Look at my room.
Look at my room!
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Fucking sick of it!
Fucking get it sorted.
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- I'm up to here with it!
- What the hell?
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Hello. We're not available now.
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Please leave your name
and phone number after the beep.
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We will return your call.
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Dad, it's me again.
Where the hell are ya?
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Will you phone me, please?
God, is your mobile working or what?
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D'you know I'm missing two classes now?
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I've gotta rush back
and pick up Daisy myself.
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You've really let me down, Dad.
I am so pissed off.
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Will you just ring me
and let me know that you're okay?
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Have you ever had a shrink, Eric?
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You know what he asked me?
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When's the last time you was happy?
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Today, at Old Trafford,
it's the return of Eric Cantona,
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the most talented, temperamental
and talked about footballer in Britain.
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Cantona takes control.
Makes good ground.
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Looking for the shooting opportunity
and finds it!
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Eric Cantona again
for Manchester United.
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Crosses it towards Cantona.
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Kanchelskis. It's a great ball.
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Cantona takes it in his stride
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and fires Manchester United
into the lead.
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Drink a drink a drink
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To the king, the king, the king
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For he's the leader
of our football team
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He's the greatest centre forward
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That the world has ever seen
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Cantona. It's still Cantona.
There's one back.
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Cantona for Manchester United.
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Oh, but he's won it back.
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Giggs. Here's Cantona.
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Yes! Eric Cantona with the goal
for Manchester United.
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Look at the state of him.
He's got no rhythm. He's stuck. He's...
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He's like a wonky wheel,
he can't get going.
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I know, it's hard to believe, isn't it?
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A few years ago
he was on the dance floor.
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He was a brilliant dancer.
Look at the state of him.
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I'm not being funny, but how long
is it since Chrissie bailed out?
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Seven years.
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And then he gets lumbered
with the two stepsons.
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How's that work?
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- Hello, boys.
- All right?
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- What you got there?
- Shame, isn't it?
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- Oh, don't worry, this'll sort him out.
- What is it?
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Dog's bollocks this.
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What is this?
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- Take it from me.
- Now what you got?
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You been raiding
the self-help section again?
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You wanna be banned from bookshops.
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If you can open up your tiny minds
for just a little minute,
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you might learn something.
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What Eric needs is laughter.
It's got it in there.
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According to him,
laughter is the best medicine.
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If you can make him laugh,
laughter, no matter whether
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it's forced or artificial,
it makes you feel good.
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Apparently it lifts your spirits,
it produces endorphins,
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and all your body feels good.
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If I was in Eric's shoes,
I'd rather have a good fuck,
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I'll be honest with you.
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- Is that you volunteering?
- No.
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I'm volunteering Jack.
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Listen, what we're gonna do
is try and make Eric laugh.
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Okay. One at a time. All go down there.
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Tell him a joke, do a dance, do what
you like, just make him fucking laugh.
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Try and cheer the lad up, all right?
Do the best you can.
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- All right, Eric?
- All right, Spleen?
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Did you, did you hear
about the...
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Oh, dear.
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Need to do better
than that, Spleen.
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- Hey, Eric. You all right?
- All right, Smug.
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- Hey, two monkeys in a bath, right.
- Right.
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One monkey turns to the other monkey
and goes...
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- Like that, right? Right?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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The other monkey turns
to the other one and goes
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"Put some cold water in, you daft cunt."
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- Fucking hell.
- Oh, fuck off.
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That's not bad. It's better than
Spleen's anyway, weren't it?
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Yeah, whatever.
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- Hi, Eric.
- All right.
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Hey, you're good at
crosswords, aren't you?
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- Yeah, yeah, aye.
- Yeah.
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Heavily laden postman.
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- How many letters?
- A fucking big bagful.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Stand in front of your imaginary mirror.
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Yeah.
Stand in front of your imaginary mirror.
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Think of someone who loves you
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and imagine viewing yourself
through their eyes.
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Yeah?
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Don't fuck about. Come on.
It's easy this, isn't it?
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Have you had to have met them?
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Do you have to have met the person?
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Well, you...
You must have met them if they love you.
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- Come on.
- Is there any way we can prep
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- to get into it?
- You can fucking shut up for a start!
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I'm here.
I'm in front of me mirror.
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Stand in front of a fucking
imaginary mirror. Right?
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- I am.
- Think of someone who...
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This might be hard for you.
Think of someone who loves you.
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And imagine viewing yourself
through their eyes.
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- It's fucking dead easy.
- Smug loves him.
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No, come on, do it now.
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- No, come on.
- It's all right.
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Then gently press
the thumb of each hand
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against the biggest finger...
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- Of your own hand or someone else's?
- Not like that, is it?
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No, your hand.
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- The same hand?
- It's like that.
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Have to sit down for this bit.
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Keep at it, keep at it,
keep at it. Right.
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Now, with your eyes closed,
breathe in slowly.
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What's best? In through the nose
and out through the mouth
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or in through the mouth
and out through the nose?
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Just breathe.
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Breathe through
your arse if you like. Just breathe.
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I get dizzy if I breathe too much.
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Shut up. Keep your eyes closed,
breathe slowly and relax.
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Allow yourself to see yourself
through the eyes of
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someone who loves you,
totally loves you.
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Someone who loves you
without any condition, right?
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You are totally loved.
And you're breathing.
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And you're holding your
finger and your thumb.
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- Are we there?
- Yeah.
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We're all there?
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- Is this supposed to relax us?
- Yes.
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This better not be some kind of
weirdo cult thing.
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Oh, can't you shut up for a minute?
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Weirdo cult thing?
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- I'm not taking me pants off.
- Shut up!
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Fucking concentrate! Will you?
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Just calm down, just fucking...
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Well, it's him! You fucking...
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Like Derek Acorah.
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I'm trying to talk
to the unconscious mind,
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not the fucking brain-dead.
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Right. You're breathing, your fingers,
your thumbs together.
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There's someone who likes you, you're
looking through their eyes at yourself.
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Now I've took you over to
the Possibility Generator.
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Now I want you to think of
someone who you like,
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someone whose confidence and charisma
you wish to emulate. Right?
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Okay.
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Have you got
that person in your mind?
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- Yes.
- Someone you think the world of.
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Charisma, confidence
and you want to emulate them.
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- But you don't have to know these ones?
- Oh, shut up.
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I'm just checking.
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- Smug, who have you thought of?
- Sammy Davis.
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00:16:03,258 --> 00:16:06,678
- Sammy Davis, Jr.
- 'Cause, like, for his confidence.
241
00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:12,058
Smug is looking through
the eyes of Sammy Davis, Jr.
242
00:16:12,141 --> 00:16:14,727
Well, he's looking through one of them.
243
00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,645
Sammy Davis, Jr.
244
00:16:18,147 --> 00:16:19,565
Spleen?
245
00:16:20,607 --> 00:16:22,567
Fidel Castro.
246
00:16:23,318 --> 00:16:26,237
Okay. Fidel Castro.
247
00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:29,032
Jack?
248
00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:33,285
- Nelson Mandela.
- Good choice.
249
00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:35,329
Nice one. Nelson Mandela.
250
00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:40,292
Travis?
251
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,086
Gandhi.
252
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,464
- Good one.
- Nice one. Eric?
253
00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:48,758
Eric Cantona. King Eric.
254
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,676
- Of course.
- Best footballer ever lived.
255
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,428
- Good man. Good man.
- Good call, good call.
256
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,638
- I'll tell you what
- What about you, Meatballs?
257
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,265
Me?
258
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,851
Old Blue Eyes.
259
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,229
Mr Frank Sinatra.
260
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:07,859
I'm gonna emulate Frank Sinatra.
261
00:17:07,942 --> 00:17:10,403
Hey, we could do a duet.
262
00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:14,573
Right, what a room we've got here.
263
00:17:14,657 --> 00:17:16,825
What a fantastic room. Sammy Davis, Jr,
264
00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:20,912
Fidel Castro, Gandhi, Nelson Mandela,
Eric Cantona
265
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,623
and Old Blue Eyes himself,
Mr Frank Sinatra.
266
00:17:23,707 --> 00:17:25,667
Eh? What a year that was.
267
00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:32,131
You got hold of Winnie, now?
268
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:36,719
I need to see Winnie.
269
00:17:38,971 --> 00:17:40,389
Winnie.
270
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,646
Here you are, come on,
finish off over here, Meatballs.
271
00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:51,482
- Eric, what's this, mate?
- Fucking, my letters. Do you mind?
272
00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:54,485
Have you not opened them?
Are they yours, Eric?
273
00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:57,404
What is he looking at me letters for?
Can you put them down, please?
274
00:17:57,488 --> 00:18:00,449
Come and sit down.
Let's carry on with this exercise.
275
00:18:00,532 --> 00:18:01,992
Jack, what are you doing,
for fuck's sake?
276
00:18:02,075 --> 00:18:04,578
Are they yours? Have you not
opened them? They might be bills.
277
00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:08,122
Oh, for crying out bleeding loud.
278
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:10,083
- Eric.
- What's this, Eric?
279
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,959
Eric, what's going on, mate?
280
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:14,336
- Oh, for crying out loud.
- Fucking hell, man.
281
00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:15,963
Spleen, get on the phone
and tell the lads.
282
00:18:16,046 --> 00:18:17,756
We're gonna have to
deliver these tomorrow.
283
00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:49,966
Flawed genius, eh?
284
00:19:52,301 --> 00:19:53,844
Flawed postman.
285
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:02,936
How's your self care, Eric?
286
00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:08,775
Have you ever thought about
killing yourself?
287
00:20:11,485 --> 00:20:13,237
Who loves you, Eric?
288
00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:17,533
Takes care of you?
289
00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:26,207
You know what knocked me for six?
And I didn't fucking see this coming.
290
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:34,173
"Have you ever done anything
that you're ashamed of?"
291
00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:40,512
Well, have you?
292
00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:50,521
Fucking hell.
293
00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:53,357
What the fuck?
294
00:20:59,530 --> 00:21:01,573
- Is that really you?
- Yeah.
295
00:21:06,327 --> 00:21:08,538
Say something in French then.
296
00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:16,211
Fucking hell, it is you.
297
00:21:17,004 --> 00:21:19,047
What the fuck, man?
298
00:21:19,131 --> 00:21:21,466
Wait till the fucking lads
hear about this.
299
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:23,635
They still fucking love ya.
300
00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,514
It's Lily, n'est-ce pas?
301
00:21:29,515 --> 00:21:31,893
I can't say her name.
302
00:21:31,976 --> 00:21:34,937
I don't like to talk about her, Eric.
303
00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,438
Say it.
304
00:21:37,314 --> 00:21:38,774
I can't.
305
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:42,652
You have to face this. Right?
306
00:21:43,778 --> 00:21:46,197
- I can't.
- Yes, you can.
307
00:21:48,866 --> 00:21:50,368
Lily. Fuck.
308
00:21:51,786 --> 00:21:53,788
It's always fucking Lily.
309
00:21:57,207 --> 00:21:59,543
- Open the trunk.
- No, I can't.
310
00:22:05,548 --> 00:22:07,884
- You what?
- Without danger,
311
00:22:08,509 --> 00:22:10,678
we cannot get beyond danger.
312
00:22:21,813 --> 00:22:23,315
Come on.
313
00:22:32,073 --> 00:22:33,491
God.
314
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:45,168
Oh, Jesus Christ.
315
00:22:47,754 --> 00:22:49,380
God.
316
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:55,177
Here y'are, look at that.
317
00:22:55,261 --> 00:22:58,514
"Manchester duo
win '50s dance competition."
318
00:23:01,975 --> 00:23:04,894
19th of July, 1979.
319
00:23:06,938 --> 00:23:09,065
Thirty years ago.
320
00:23:09,148 --> 00:23:12,652
Used to love dancing. Rock 'n' roll.
321
00:23:12,735 --> 00:23:16,238
You know, putting all the gear on
and doing the hair.
322
00:23:18,031 --> 00:23:21,118
That's a picture from the night
we won the contest.
323
00:23:21,201 --> 00:23:24,246
- A great night.
- Ah, yes.
324
00:23:24,329 --> 00:23:26,623
What a pair of blue suede shoes.
325
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:29,000
Yeah, blue suede shoes.
326
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:33,087
Hey, they got sent from America.
Cost me a week's wages they did.
327
00:23:33,754 --> 00:23:36,048
I wonder what happened to them.
328
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:41,636
You know,
sometimes the beautiful memories...
329
00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:48,059
...are the most toughest of them all.
C'est la vie.
330
00:23:48,142 --> 00:23:49,852
Yeah.
331
00:23:49,936 --> 00:23:53,397
They're the hardest to deal with.
C'est la vie.
332
00:23:53,481 --> 00:23:54,982
Yeah.
333
00:24:03,198 --> 00:24:05,241
It was a daft idea, really.
334
00:24:05,992 --> 00:24:09,203
The compere, he pulled out these
tickets at random from these boxes,
335
00:24:09,287 --> 00:24:10,705
one for the girls and one for the boys.
336
00:24:10,788 --> 00:24:13,040
And you met for the first time
on the dance floor.
337
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:18,378
Anyway, he goes "Number 19.
Eric, where are ya?"
338
00:24:18,462 --> 00:24:20,005
... Eric Bishop.
339
00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:26,553
I got up on the dance floor,
like, bit nervous.
340
00:24:26,636 --> 00:24:28,554
"And for the ladies,"
341
00:24:28,638 --> 00:24:31,098
Number one. Lily Devine.
342
00:24:34,810 --> 00:24:39,398
Then I turned round, like,
she just sort of floated out,
343
00:24:39,481 --> 00:24:42,776
absolutely fucking gorgeous.
344
00:24:42,859 --> 00:24:44,944
She looked a little bit shy, like.
345
00:24:45,028 --> 00:24:47,530
But you could sense
there was a bit of mischief in there.
346
00:25:38,535 --> 00:25:40,912
What a dancer. I couldn't believe it.
She left me standing.
347
00:25:40,996 --> 00:25:44,082
I was like, "Oh, what's going on here?"
348
00:25:44,165 --> 00:25:48,836
But the second one, second number was,
It's Late by Ricky Nelson.
349
00:25:49,295 --> 00:25:50,755
I was ready for her then.
350
00:25:52,006 --> 00:25:53,549
And the band start playing.
And I'll tell you what,
351
00:25:53,632 --> 00:25:56,302
I was chucking her about and flipping
her and tossing her everywhere.
352
00:25:56,385 --> 00:25:58,429
She just kept coming back
faster than ever.
353
00:25:58,512 --> 00:26:00,806
It was like she fucking trusted me,
you know what I mean?
354
00:26:48,016 --> 00:26:49,434
I don't know.
355
00:26:49,517 --> 00:26:51,352
I don't know if it was, like,
the dancing or whatever
356
00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:54,396
that just brought us closer together,
but...
357
00:26:56,273 --> 00:26:57,775
It was just like
one of those magic nights
358
00:26:57,858 --> 00:26:59,568
that you know
you're never gonna have again.
359
00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:01,778
Sometimes we didn't do anything,
360
00:27:01,862 --> 00:27:05,532
we just sat there
and just held each other's eyes.
361
00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:11,245
I've never done that with anyone else,
except Lily Devine.
362
00:27:14,290 --> 00:27:18,085
And 30 years later, you can't even
face her. Incroyable, non?
363
00:27:19,044 --> 00:27:23,340
Well, a lot of mistakes have been made.
364
00:27:24,341 --> 00:27:26,634
A lot of water under the bridge.
365
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:35,226
Can you imagine being asked
by your daughter
366
00:27:35,309 --> 00:27:37,144
to meet your ex-wife on a daily basis,
367
00:27:37,227 --> 00:27:39,646
when you've hardly seen her
for three decades?
368
00:27:40,564 --> 00:27:43,525
Well, I'm just a few weeks
off graduation and I'm...
369
00:27:43,608 --> 00:27:47,320
I'm struggling. I am way behind
with my dissertation. And if...
370
00:27:47,403 --> 00:27:50,531
- lf I don't finish it, I can't graduate.
- Right.
371
00:27:50,615 --> 00:27:52,783
And it's been difficult with Daisy.
372
00:27:52,867 --> 00:27:55,995
So I was just wondering, when you
pick her up from nursery,
373
00:27:56,078 --> 00:27:59,456
instead of bringing her back to mine
at 5:00, like you normally do,
374
00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:01,708
can you keep her
for just one more hour till 6:00?
375
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:04,586
Yeah, course I can.
No problem, Daisy, eh?
376
00:28:04,669 --> 00:28:08,089
Brilliant. That means I can study
in the library till 10:00.
377
00:28:08,172 --> 00:28:09,924
- Oh, don't worry about it.
- Ah, what's that?
378
00:28:10,007 --> 00:28:11,676
- You're no problem to your granddad.
- Here you are, Dad.
379
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:15,346
- Are you, eh?
- Come here, chicken. Ah, chicken.
380
00:28:15,429 --> 00:28:18,724
- Hello. What's the matter? Eh?
- Let's get your bottle for ya.
381
00:28:18,807 --> 00:28:20,309
Oh, come here.
382
00:28:20,392 --> 00:28:22,185
- Hey, look at that.
- Are you hungry?
383
00:28:22,269 --> 00:28:24,980
- Look at the sunshine, eh.
- Oh, cheers, Dad.
384
00:28:25,063 --> 00:28:27,190
- She ready for this?
- Here you go.
385
00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:30,109
So where do you want us
to drop her then?
386
00:28:32,653 --> 00:28:36,657
- At Mum's.
- Oh, for God's sake, Sam.
387
00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:40,244
I've hardly seen your mother for years.
Most of your life, for Christ's sake.
388
00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:41,745
- Don't ask me to do that, love.
- Dad.
389
00:28:41,828 --> 00:28:44,414
- I can't, not now, it's just...
- You've both moved on.
390
00:28:44,497 --> 00:28:46,416
It doesn't make sense any more.
391
00:28:47,625 --> 00:28:52,296
- I spoke to Mam and she don't mind.
- Well, what did she say?
392
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,174
Well, it's practical,
by far the easiest.
393
00:28:56,091 --> 00:28:58,302
What did she say?
394
00:28:58,385 --> 00:29:00,554
She said it might be good
to see you again, catch up.
395
00:29:04,057 --> 00:29:06,810
Just tell me exactly what she said, Sam.
396
00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:12,189
She said it doesn't
really matter anymore.
397
00:29:14,692 --> 00:29:16,443
Well, you asked, Dad.
398
00:29:17,444 --> 00:29:19,154
Five words.
399
00:29:20,947 --> 00:29:24,451
"It doesn't really matter anymore."
400
00:29:25,618 --> 00:29:27,453
That's what she said.
401
00:29:29,122 --> 00:29:32,166
Now that is worse than hatred.
402
00:29:33,042 --> 00:29:35,961
Oui. Much worse.
403
00:29:37,296 --> 00:29:39,131
Oh, well, thanks a lot.
404
00:29:41,466 --> 00:29:43,510
And then when I saw her...
405
00:29:44,469 --> 00:29:46,304
She'd really taken care of herself.
406
00:29:47,138 --> 00:29:51,434
Her hair, the way she stood, everything.
407
00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:53,185
Fuck.
408
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:58,607
Brought it all back?
You, Lily and baby Sam?
409
00:29:58,690 --> 00:30:00,400
Oh, God, yeah.
410
00:30:00,484 --> 00:30:04,446
Like it was yesterday. Nearly 30 years.
411
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,168
I'm fucked.
412
00:30:20,877 --> 00:30:22,295
Oui.
413
00:30:23,713 --> 00:30:25,715
Right with you, mon ami.
414
00:30:26,633 --> 00:30:31,095
So I suggest a jump
415
00:30:31,179 --> 00:30:34,265
off the nearest block of flats.
416
00:30:34,348 --> 00:30:38,393
Oh, it's all right for you.
Flawed genius bastard.
417
00:30:38,477 --> 00:30:41,938
Playing beach football.
VIP. Celebrity pals.
418
00:30:42,022 --> 00:30:44,357
You've even got a fucking French accent.
419
00:30:44,441 --> 00:30:47,193
Eh, look at me. Scrawny little fuck.
420
00:30:47,277 --> 00:30:49,654
You've got it all, mate. All of it.
421
00:30:49,737 --> 00:30:53,115
You think my friends
are better than yours?
422
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:56,702
It's all just slipping
through me fingers.
423
00:30:56,785 --> 00:30:58,954
The lads look through me.
424
00:30:59,037 --> 00:31:00,706
And I can't even trust meself.
425
00:31:00,789 --> 00:31:04,709
I feel like... I feel like I'm floating
and I'm looking down on meself,
426
00:31:04,793 --> 00:31:08,129
wandering round
like a scabby old fucking dog.
427
00:31:11,591 --> 00:31:13,092
What? What?
428
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:17,262
He that forecasts all perils
will never sail the seas.
429
00:31:18,972 --> 00:31:22,059
He that is afraid to shake the dice
will never throw a six.
430
00:31:22,142 --> 00:31:24,644
If you do not enter a tiger's den,
you cannot get his cubs.
431
00:31:24,728 --> 00:31:26,563
Oh, stick your proverbs
up your fucking arse.
432
00:31:26,646 --> 00:31:28,481
How do you say that in French?
433
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,612
- Huh?
- That's not very nice.
434
00:31:34,695 --> 00:31:36,655
I'm fucking up to here
with your philosophy.
435
00:31:36,739 --> 00:31:40,659
I'm still getting over the fucking
seagulls one, for Christ's sakes.
436
00:31:42,953 --> 00:31:44,829
Always got more choices than we think.
437
00:31:45,789 --> 00:31:47,165
Always.
438
00:31:47,248 --> 00:31:49,208
Yeah, like what?
439
00:31:51,294 --> 00:31:52,753
A shave.
440
00:31:53,838 --> 00:31:56,840
Oh, I can't face her. Right?
441
00:31:56,924 --> 00:31:58,634
Yes, you can.
442
00:32:02,345 --> 00:32:03,847
Right?
443
00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:43,216
- Eric.
- Chrissie.
444
00:32:45,593 --> 00:32:49,389
No. Lily. Your first wife.
445
00:32:49,472 --> 00:32:51,807
Yeah. Sorry, just a bit nervous.
446
00:32:53,642 --> 00:32:56,729
She fed about half-hour ago.
447
00:32:57,896 --> 00:33:01,024
There's fruit purée
in the Tupperware.
448
00:33:01,108 --> 00:33:03,610
- The nappies are underneath.
- Amazing.
449
00:33:03,693 --> 00:33:05,904
Oh, and the bibs are underneath.
450
00:33:05,987 --> 00:33:08,197
And there's a bottle of water
in case she needs it.
451
00:33:08,281 --> 00:33:10,074
Fantastic.
452
00:33:12,118 --> 00:33:15,496
- Are you okay, Eric?
- Yeah, fine. Fine.
453
00:33:15,955 --> 00:33:18,040
I'm sorry about the other day.
454
00:33:18,123 --> 00:33:20,542
It's just that
I had a bit of a dizzy spell.
455
00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:24,045
Hadn't slept right.
But, yeah, I'm fine, fine.
456
00:33:24,129 --> 00:33:26,256
- Fighting fit.
- Good.
457
00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:29,050
So are you okay for dropping her
at my place later
458
00:33:29,133 --> 00:33:32,428
- or would you rather meet back here?
- Whatever's easiest.
459
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,138
It's only six weeks, isn't it?
460
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,598
- Yeah.
- Oh, I...
461
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,810
- Yeah.
- I didn't mean it like that. I just...
462
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,190
- Fancy a cup of tea, Lily?
- Why?
463
00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:50,820
Look, Eric, let's just try and get
through this the best we can for Sam.
464
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:54,448
- Yeah.
- I'll see you later, Eric.
465
00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:57,785
- Okay. See you.
- Bye-bye, gorgeous.
466
00:34:01,997 --> 00:34:03,415
Hello.
467
00:34:25,226 --> 00:34:27,228
Ryan, can I have a word, please?
468
00:34:28,021 --> 00:34:31,732
- It's one of them.
- Ryan, what the fuck is that out there?
469
00:34:31,816 --> 00:34:34,360
Just a rough guess,
but it looks like a cement mixer.
470
00:34:34,443 --> 00:34:36,236
Yeah, I can see
it's a cement mixer, Ryan.
471
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,906
- What the fuck is it doing there?
- It's just chilling there for a bit.
472
00:34:38,989 --> 00:34:40,907
What else do you think it is,
a fucking go-kart?
473
00:34:40,991 --> 00:34:42,868
- Just having a Bud.
- You've nicked it, haven't ya? Eh?
474
00:34:42,951 --> 00:34:44,327
- Who's nicked it?
- I haven't nicked it.
475
00:34:44,411 --> 00:34:45,870
- You've nicked it.
- I haven't nicked it.
476
00:34:45,954 --> 00:34:47,455
Where's it come from? You've nicked it.
477
00:34:47,539 --> 00:34:48,956
Right, well, I'll get it sorted.
Just chill out.
478
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:50,500
Yeah, well, get it
shifted now, please, will ya?
479
00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:52,043
- Look, I'll do it when I can.
- Eh?
480
00:34:52,126 --> 00:34:53,586
Here you are.
481
00:34:53,669 --> 00:34:55,129
Hang on a minute.
Where you going?
482
00:34:55,212 --> 00:34:57,881
- Going to the match.
- Yeah. Coming, Eric?
483
00:34:58,715 --> 00:35:00,133
- You got everything?
- Where you going? The match?
484
00:35:00,217 --> 00:35:02,094
Man U versus Barcelona.
485
00:35:03,178 --> 00:35:05,388
Watch the shopping, will you?
486
00:35:05,472 --> 00:35:07,432
Eric, next time I'll try
and get you a ticket.
487
00:35:07,515 --> 00:35:09,058
Zac's a main player.
He's got probably one of
488
00:35:09,142 --> 00:35:10,560
the best boxes in the stadium.
489
00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:12,353
- Come on, lad, stop fucking about.
- Champagne, the works.
490
00:35:12,436 --> 00:35:15,314
- You'd love it.
- Oi, come on. We've gotta go. Come on.
491
00:35:21,611 --> 00:35:24,030
Where are you
going with that? Get rid of it.
492
00:35:40,587 --> 00:35:42,756
What the fuck?
493
00:35:46,718 --> 00:35:50,513
Oh, fucking hell!
494
00:35:50,596 --> 00:35:54,475
Oh, shit! Fucking work coat!
495
00:35:54,558 --> 00:35:58,145
Bastard! Oh, for fuck's sake!
496
00:35:58,228 --> 00:36:02,274
Fucking hell! Fuck, fuck, fucking hell!
497
00:36:07,403 --> 00:36:10,907
Jack Bishop. Ironmonger.
498
00:36:15,578 --> 00:36:18,664
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Your father.
499
00:36:20,082 --> 00:36:21,583
Were you close?
500
00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:24,836
Well, he sat on me by mistake once.
501
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,353
She sent me this
a week after I left her.
502
00:36:49,901 --> 00:36:53,362
"I can't love you any more than this.
503
00:36:54,321 --> 00:36:55,823
"Lily."
504
00:36:56,407 --> 00:36:58,408
I never ever answered her.
505
00:36:59,743 --> 00:37:02,746
And the longer I left it,
the worse it was.
506
00:37:03,705 --> 00:37:06,332
And then there was just no going back.
507
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:09,502
So tell her the truth.
508
00:37:10,503 --> 00:37:11,963
What can you say to someone
509
00:37:12,046 --> 00:37:14,423
who's just laid
their heart out on a plate?
510
00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:18,260
It's just like there.
Let's have a look at that.
511
00:37:23,598 --> 00:37:27,602
You know what, fuck it. Fuck it.
512
00:37:28,394 --> 00:37:30,730
There's just no way
I'm gonna get through this.
513
00:37:30,813 --> 00:37:32,189
I can't meet her every day.
514
00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:35,818
I'll just end up back at that
fucking roundabout going round.
515
00:37:35,901 --> 00:37:37,736
You must speak to her.
516
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:41,114
- I can't.
- You can't. So write to her.
517
00:37:42,616 --> 00:37:45,243
I haven't got any words. And...
518
00:37:48,204 --> 00:37:49,747
Fuck.
519
00:37:50,248 --> 00:37:52,583
- Eric?
- Oh, no.
520
00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:54,126
- Eric!
- No.
521
00:37:54,210 --> 00:37:57,087
Come on, we're going for a pint.
Come on.
522
00:37:57,171 --> 00:38:00,048
Go on, Eric. You are a lucky man.
523
00:38:00,132 --> 00:38:01,925
- Come on!
- Go.
524
00:38:04,469 --> 00:38:06,888
- Come on, mate...
- Come on, Eric, shake yourself.
525
00:38:06,971 --> 00:38:11,559
All right, all right. I'm coming!
Stop banging! I'm on me way down now!
526
00:38:15,312 --> 00:38:16,772
Fucking hell.
527
00:38:19,566 --> 00:38:22,152
- Don't forget your wallet.
- All right.
528
00:38:32,912 --> 00:38:35,331
Hey up, hey up. What's the shirt, mate?
529
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,666
FC United, mate. People's club.
530
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,127
- Wouldn't wipe my arse on that, pal.
- Oh, yeah?
531
00:38:42,712 --> 00:38:44,506
Sit down, Spleen.
You're gonna have a heart attack,
532
00:38:44,589 --> 00:38:46,758
- for God's sake.
- Fucking give us that pint.
533
00:38:46,841 --> 00:38:48,843
Listen, pal.
You run off and left us.
534
00:38:48,926 --> 00:38:50,303
They left me.
535
00:38:50,386 --> 00:38:52,722
Who left you? United?
The most famous team in history.
536
00:38:52,805 --> 00:38:54,223
We got over 300 million fans.
537
00:38:54,306 --> 00:38:55,766
- And we left you?
- Yes.
538
00:38:55,849 --> 00:38:57,935
I told you this before, right?
A bloke once said,
539
00:38:58,018 --> 00:38:59,394
"Leave your...
You can change your wife,
540
00:38:59,478 --> 00:39:01,021
"change your politics,
change your religion.
541
00:39:01,104 --> 00:39:04,024
"But never, never can you change
your favourite football team."
542
00:39:04,107 --> 00:39:07,318
Yeah, all right, we may be small.
We may be small. But you know what?
543
00:39:07,402 --> 00:39:10,655
There's no fat bastard chairman can
sell us out for 30 pieces of silver.
544
00:39:10,738 --> 00:39:12,239
No, 'cause
the fat bastard's sat there.
545
00:39:12,323 --> 00:39:13,741
Our club.
546
00:39:13,824 --> 00:39:15,743
And I'll tell you what, that's what
they said about United.
547
00:39:15,826 --> 00:39:17,494
- 1878, weren't it, eh?
- Yes.
548
00:39:17,578 --> 00:39:21,248
Newton Heath they were called.
Lowly railway men. Eh? What about that?
549
00:39:21,331 --> 00:39:23,375
You're pissing on your own history,
you know that?
550
00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:26,252
No, it's still there. Still there.
It's all in the heart. It's still there.
551
00:39:26,419 --> 00:39:28,588
- We'll never die, pal, us.
- Yeah.
552
00:39:28,671 --> 00:39:30,882
He never fucking goes, Judge, anyway.
What you talking about?
553
00:39:30,965 --> 00:39:32,508
Yeah, but I've told him,
there's no secret in the fact.
554
00:39:32,591 --> 00:39:34,093
I can't afford it.
I can't afford to take the kids.
555
00:39:34,176 --> 00:39:36,262
Exactly.
That's the point, innit, you daft git.
556
00:39:36,345 --> 00:39:37,721
Car parks don't lie!
557
00:39:37,805 --> 00:39:39,890
- They don't.
- You have a look. Have a look now.
558
00:39:39,973 --> 00:39:42,267
What kind of car
parks in there on a match day?
559
00:39:42,350 --> 00:39:44,644
Not the kind of cars we can afford.
How many postmen you know
560
00:39:44,728 --> 00:39:46,312
- go to the game?
- Yeah. We're going on bikes
561
00:39:46,396 --> 00:39:48,022
with fucking baskets on the front.
562
00:39:48,982 --> 00:39:52,652
Won't pay Glazer
Or work for Sky
563
00:39:52,735 --> 00:39:56,155
Still sing "City's gonna die"
564
00:39:56,238 --> 00:39:58,615
Two Uniteds but the soul is one
565
00:39:58,699 --> 00:40:01,034
As the Busby Babes carry on
566
00:40:01,118 --> 00:40:02,911
- Carry on
- Oh, matron.
567
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:05,497
- Hypocrites, you are.
- You what?
568
00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:08,124
Walking adverts. Look at you.
Just sponsors' names on your chests.
569
00:40:08,207 --> 00:40:11,419
We don't have sponsors on our chest.
We're like Barcelona.
570
00:40:11,502 --> 00:40:12,962
- What?
- Spanish.
571
00:40:13,045 --> 00:40:15,464
- Who would sponsor you?
- You're sat there on a Tuesday night.
572
00:40:15,548 --> 00:40:16,965
Tuesday night.
You're the fuckers
573
00:40:17,049 --> 00:40:19,468
who put 50, 60 million quid
in Edwards' pocket.
574
00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:22,053
- Yeah.
- Filling Murdoch's fucking pockets.
575
00:40:22,137 --> 00:40:23,972
What the fuck are you doing here?
576
00:40:24,055 --> 00:40:25,515
You fucking don't know
what you're doing.
577
00:40:25,598 --> 00:40:27,934
- You make me sick.
- Sit down and shut the fuck up.
578
00:40:28,017 --> 00:40:30,812
- I'm going. I'm going!
- Fuck off!
579
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:33,522
The game's just starting,
you fucking knob.
580
00:40:34,523 --> 00:40:38,610
- Come on, Meatballs.
- Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio.
581
00:40:38,694 --> 00:40:41,321
Where are you going, to walk your dog?
582
00:40:43,573 --> 00:40:46,034
- Fucking brilliant, innit?
- Different class, that.
583
00:40:46,117 --> 00:40:48,494
Hey, here are, here are, here are.
Let's get him at it here. Here are.
584
00:40:48,745 --> 00:40:50,288
Goal!
585
00:40:53,374 --> 00:40:55,834
Who scored? Who scored? Who scored?
586
00:40:59,796 --> 00:41:02,424
Fucking twats.
587
00:41:15,144 --> 00:41:17,021
How many times I told you
about fucking about with shit?
588
00:41:17,104 --> 00:41:18,814
- I'm not fucking about.
- We're fucking trying to
589
00:41:18,897 --> 00:41:22,192
do some serious work.
You're not fucking about?
590
00:41:22,275 --> 00:41:23,777
- You're not fucking about?
- No.
591
00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:26,362
I'm not fucking about.
D'you hear me? I'm not fucking about.
592
00:41:26,446 --> 00:41:27,906
Does this look like I'm fucking about?
593
00:41:27,989 --> 00:41:29,407
- No.
- No?
594
00:41:29,490 --> 00:41:32,034
Get that shit out your fucking garden.
595
00:41:32,118 --> 00:41:33,536
Don't look at me.
596
00:41:33,619 --> 00:41:36,705
Just get in the fucking house,
you little prick.
597
00:41:58,350 --> 00:41:59,810
You all right?
598
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:25,834
Remember we used to be able to
talk about anything?
599
00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:29,003
Bit late for that now.
600
00:42:33,591 --> 00:42:35,634
What does he want from ya?
601
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,762
- Who?
- Your mate in the car.
602
00:42:41,390 --> 00:42:42,766
Nothing.
603
00:42:45,185 --> 00:42:46,686
Good. Good to me.
604
00:42:46,769 --> 00:42:48,771
Yeah. So good he gives you a smack, eh?
605
00:42:49,731 --> 00:42:51,691
Is that what friends do these days?
606
00:42:51,774 --> 00:42:54,276
You don't even know him. It's sorted.
607
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,570
Yeah. I used to have a laugh
with my friends.
608
00:42:56,654 --> 00:42:58,655
I have a laugh with them.
609
00:43:01,742 --> 00:43:05,662
Look, Ryan, I wanna help, mate.
You can't go on like this.
610
00:43:08,414 --> 00:43:10,458
What are you gonna do, Eric?
611
00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:22,427
- Brownie, mate... Yeah...
- Is it?
612
00:43:22,511 --> 00:43:24,638
Right, come on, lads.
It's getting late now.
613
00:43:24,763 --> 00:43:27,098
I think it's time
your mates went home, Jess.
614
00:43:27,223 --> 00:43:29,267
I think it is, you know.
615
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,936
- Who is this, then?
- Jess, come on,
616
00:43:32,019 --> 00:43:34,105
I've got work tomorrow
and you've got school.
617
00:43:34,188 --> 00:43:35,522
Let's wrap it up, eh.
618
00:43:37,566 --> 00:43:39,818
Five more minutes and that's it, yeah?
619
00:43:39,902 --> 00:43:42,070
Five more minutes, I mean it.
620
00:44:02,547 --> 00:44:03,965
Fucking hell.
621
00:44:04,924 --> 00:44:06,509
You must say no.
622
00:44:08,219 --> 00:44:09,679
No.
623
00:44:12,598 --> 00:44:14,058
Come on, say it.
624
00:44:16,143 --> 00:44:17,686
No.
625
00:44:21,148 --> 00:44:22,732
In French.
626
00:44:23,858 --> 00:44:25,235
Non.
627
00:44:26,486 --> 00:44:27,946
Non.
628
00:44:28,321 --> 00:44:30,615
Like you mean it. Non!
629
00:44:31,741 --> 00:44:35,578
- Non.
- More, more, more. Non!
630
00:44:37,704 --> 00:44:39,081
Non!
631
00:44:39,873 --> 00:44:41,625
- Non!
- Non!
632
00:44:42,584 --> 00:44:46,087
From your balls. Non!
633
00:44:46,504 --> 00:44:49,632
- Non! Non! Non!
- Non! Non! Non!
634
00:44:49,716 --> 00:44:51,634
- Non! Non!
- Non!
635
00:44:51,717 --> 00:44:55,012
- Non! Non! Non! Non!
- Non! Non! Non!
636
00:44:55,095 --> 00:44:58,348
Non! Non! Non!
637
00:44:58,432 --> 00:45:02,269
Non! Non! Non! Non!
638
00:45:02,352 --> 00:45:08,316
Non! Non! Non! Non! Non!
639
00:45:11,027 --> 00:45:14,530
Dad? Are you all right?
640
00:45:17,032 --> 00:45:18,617
Non.
641
00:45:36,008 --> 00:45:37,968
Remember Nottingham Forest?
642
00:45:38,051 --> 00:45:39,469
No.
643
00:45:39,553 --> 00:45:41,054
Oh, come on.
Giggs takes the corner.
644
00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:42,848
He bangs it over. You're there waiting.
645
00:45:42,931 --> 00:45:44,974
- Bang, in it goes.
- No, no.
646
00:45:46,226 --> 00:45:48,019
Oh, Man City.
647
00:45:48,102 --> 00:45:49,812
Hughes down the right
wing to Kanchelskis.
648
00:45:49,896 --> 00:45:51,856
Kanchelskis chips it over.
You're there waiting.
649
00:45:51,939 --> 00:45:53,607
Bang, casual as you like. Straight in.
650
00:45:53,691 --> 00:45:55,150
No.
651
00:45:55,734 --> 00:45:58,112
Arsenal. Beckham crosses it over.
652
00:45:58,195 --> 00:46:01,281
Their defender comes out, heads it away.
You see it coming.
653
00:46:01,365 --> 00:46:03,491
Take a step and half back
to accommodate the bounce.
654
00:46:03,575 --> 00:46:06,327
Bang, on the half volley. Straight in.
Seaman didn't know what hit him.
655
00:46:06,411 --> 00:46:08,496
- Come on.
- Not that one.
656
00:46:08,579 --> 00:46:11,374
Oh, God, give me strength.
657
00:46:13,793 --> 00:46:15,252
- Morning, Eric.
- Morning, love.
658
00:46:15,336 --> 00:46:17,880
- Are the lifts working?
- No. Knackered again, I'm afraid.
659
00:46:17,963 --> 00:46:19,756
Third time this week.
660
00:46:28,014 --> 00:46:29,849
Must have been amazing though.
661
00:46:29,932 --> 00:46:34,520
Sixty thousand people watching ya.
Cheering. Chanting your name.
662
00:46:34,603 --> 00:46:37,022
- Scary, yeah.
- You, scared?
663
00:46:37,106 --> 00:46:38,941
- Yeah.
- Never.
664
00:46:39,024 --> 00:46:40,442
Scared it might stop.
665
00:46:42,027 --> 00:46:44,779
I loved to surprise the crowd, you know?
666
00:46:45,989 --> 00:46:49,492
Every time, in every game,
I tried to offer them a gift.
667
00:46:51,327 --> 00:46:54,538
Sometimes it didn't work,
but then when it did...
668
00:46:55,456 --> 00:46:57,666
- In our minds forever.
- Yeah.
669
00:46:58,834 --> 00:47:02,045
But I had to surprise myself first.
Take a risk.
670
00:47:03,171 --> 00:47:05,256
You know, it depends on the limits
you set yourself.
671
00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:07,634
Play safe, no risk.
672
00:47:08,968 --> 00:47:10,595
You know?
673
00:47:12,263 --> 00:47:14,431
Remember Sunderland?
674
00:47:14,515 --> 00:47:18,727
Ah, that was a beauty. Magnifique.
675
00:47:18,811 --> 00:47:23,064
It was like a ballet. A dance.
Kept me going for months that goal.
676
00:47:23,148 --> 00:47:25,108
... squeezed past a
couple of defenders. McClair.
677
00:47:25,191 --> 00:47:28,444
Here's Cantona. He's done it.
678
00:47:30,196 --> 00:47:32,448
That is magnificent by Cantona.
679
00:47:34,825 --> 00:47:36,702
It just sort of fills you up so
much that you just
680
00:47:36,785 --> 00:47:39,788
forget the rest of the shit in your life
just for a few hours.
681
00:47:55,678 --> 00:47:57,429
I miss the games, me.
682
00:47:57,513 --> 00:47:59,973
Only place where you can go
where you can let rip
683
00:48:00,057 --> 00:48:03,602
without getting arrested.
Shout, scream, laugh.
684
00:48:03,685 --> 00:48:05,979
- Yeah. Even cry.
- Yeah.
685
00:48:06,980 --> 00:48:08,773
And see Englishmen kiss.
686
00:48:08,856 --> 00:48:12,943
I mean, where else can you sing at the
top of your voice with all your mates?
687
00:48:13,027 --> 00:48:14,904
That's what I really miss.
688
00:48:14,987 --> 00:48:18,907
It's gotta be a good 10 years now
since I last went to a game.
689
00:48:39,551 --> 00:48:42,762
All right. Sweetest moment ever?
690
00:48:45,974 --> 00:48:47,433
It wasn't a goal.
691
00:48:47,517 --> 00:48:49,394
- It's gotta be a goal, Eric.
- No.
692
00:48:49,477 --> 00:48:52,355
Come on. Last minute.
FA Cup Final against Liverpool.
693
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:54,732
Beckham takes a corner.
The goalie runs out.
694
00:48:54,815 --> 00:48:57,985
He punches it away. It hits your chest.
Hits the floor on its way up.
695
00:48:58,068 --> 00:49:00,821
Bang, you just whack it
right in the net.
696
00:49:04,449 --> 00:49:05,950
No.
697
00:49:06,034 --> 00:49:07,827
Wimbledon. It's gotta be Wimbledon.
698
00:49:07,911 --> 00:49:09,412
You're going towards the ball.
The ball's coming in.
699
00:49:09,495 --> 00:49:11,956
You're sussing out the trajectory of it,
the angle of it.
700
00:49:12,039 --> 00:49:13,958
The spin on it.
The way the wind's blowing.
701
00:49:14,041 --> 00:49:16,126
The speed of the wind. Everything.
You stick your right foot out.
702
00:49:16,210 --> 00:49:19,254
You stop it in mid-flight.
It bounces up about a foot off your leg.
703
00:49:19,338 --> 00:49:21,798
You come back, you whack it in.
The most perfect volley in the world.
704
00:49:21,882 --> 00:49:25,218
In it goes. It's a goal.
It's gotta be a goal, Eric.
705
00:49:28,012 --> 00:49:29,472
It was a pass.
706
00:49:29,555 --> 00:49:31,057
- A pass?
- Yeah.
707
00:49:34,685 --> 00:49:39,398
My God. To Irwin against Spurs. Yes!
708
00:49:40,190 --> 00:49:41,566
Beautiful.
709
00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:45,403
I know how clever he was.
Left, right-footed.
710
00:49:45,487 --> 00:49:47,405
Came in a flash. I just flicked it
with the outside of my boot.
711
00:49:47,488 --> 00:49:49,032
Surprised everyone.
712
00:49:49,115 --> 00:49:51,576
He took it in his stride
and my heart soared.
713
00:49:51,659 --> 00:49:53,119
A gift.
714
00:49:53,202 --> 00:49:56,497
Yeah, like an offering
to the Great God of Football.
715
00:49:57,915 --> 00:49:59,875
What if he'd have missed?
716
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:03,962
You have to trust your teammates.
Always.
717
00:50:04,045 --> 00:50:05,672
If not, we are lost.
718
00:50:09,675 --> 00:50:11,886
It must have been tough on you
when you got banned.
719
00:50:11,969 --> 00:50:15,264
Nine months? The bastards.
That twat got what he deserved.
720
00:50:15,889 --> 00:50:18,892
I had to work hard, you know?
Dig deep inside.
721
00:50:19,768 --> 00:50:22,062
I needed something to fill me up
when I was on my own.
722
00:50:22,145 --> 00:50:23,980
Something to aim for, you know?
723
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:27,650
It's funny, innit?
724
00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:30,361
Sometimes we forget that
you're just a man.
725
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:32,488
I'm not a man.
726
00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:35,032
I am Cantona.
727
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:43,456
So what did you do
to keep yourself going?
728
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,000
I learn the trumpet.
729
00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:46,751
- A trumpet?
- Yeah.
730
00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:49,712
- You're taking the piss now, Eric.
- No. True.
731
00:50:49,796 --> 00:50:51,380
Listen.
732
00:50:53,049 --> 00:50:54,508
What?
733
00:51:42,344 --> 00:51:44,137
Hi, Eric. I'm sorry about this.
734
00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:47,890
I'm sorry to just call on you like this,
but your mobile's switched off.
735
00:51:47,974 --> 00:51:49,475
Me mum's had a bit of a fall
736
00:51:49,559 --> 00:51:51,269
and I'm gonna have to whip her
up to A and E.
737
00:51:51,352 --> 00:51:54,230
Can you take Daisy for a couple of
hours? Just for a couple of hours
738
00:51:54,313 --> 00:51:55,856
- while I get her up there.
- Yeah. Yeah. Of course.
739
00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:57,608
- Can you grab the pram? Can I come in?
- Yeah, sorry, yeah.
740
00:51:57,691 --> 00:51:59,484
- Come in, come in. I wasn't thinking.
- Cheers.
741
00:51:59,568 --> 00:52:02,154
I'm just making tea.
Come straight through to the kitchen.
742
00:52:02,237 --> 00:52:06,324
I've not tidied up in there yet, Lily.
Just come straight through.
743
00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:12,079
So, butler on holiday, Eric?
744
00:52:12,955 --> 00:52:14,665
Or have you sacked him?
745
00:52:14,748 --> 00:52:17,876
Well, you know how it is
with two teenage lads.
746
00:52:19,753 --> 00:52:22,130
- Oh, my God.
- I'll make a start on it anyway.
747
00:52:22,214 --> 00:52:25,550
Hey, hello, baby. Hello.
748
00:52:48,029 --> 00:52:50,364
Sam's gonna have to find somebody else.
749
00:52:50,448 --> 00:52:51,824
- Lily.
- Sorry. Sorry.
750
00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:54,243
Lily, don't run off like this. Lily.
751
00:53:01,625 --> 00:53:03,084
Lily, wait.
752
00:53:11,342 --> 00:53:14,512
Jess? Jess!
753
00:53:14,595 --> 00:53:16,722
- What, man?
- Come here.
754
00:53:16,805 --> 00:53:18,765
- Where's your bike?
- It's in the backyard.
755
00:53:18,849 --> 00:53:21,476
Right, listen. Look after Daisy
for me for a while, right?
756
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,270
- What do you mean?
- Just look after her.
757
00:53:23,353 --> 00:53:26,022
- Dad, I can't look after a baby.
- Yeah, well, learn.
758
00:53:26,106 --> 00:53:28,900
Dad, I don't know how to. What do I do?
759
00:53:28,983 --> 00:53:32,528
She's crying, Dad. Dad!
760
00:54:17,861 --> 00:54:19,905
How's your mum?
761
00:54:19,988 --> 00:54:22,282
My brother took her to hospital.
She's fine.
762
00:54:22,365 --> 00:54:24,784
- She's just badly bruised.
- Look...
763
00:54:26,119 --> 00:54:27,829
I just thought I...
764
00:54:28,663 --> 00:54:31,624
I thought I'd better explain, really.
765
00:54:32,708 --> 00:54:34,585
- Explain?
- Yeah.
766
00:54:34,668 --> 00:54:36,170
Explain?
767
00:54:38,338 --> 00:54:40,090
I was just 21, Eric.
768
00:54:41,883 --> 00:54:43,510
I had your baby.
769
00:54:45,678 --> 00:54:48,890
I loved you to absolute pieces.
770
00:54:51,601 --> 00:54:53,394
You walked out on me.
771
00:54:54,311 --> 00:54:55,896
Never come back.
772
00:54:56,980 --> 00:55:00,025
And you left me to
raise a child on my own.
773
00:55:02,944 --> 00:55:05,572
Do you want me to explain
774
00:55:05,655 --> 00:55:09,534
how I cried myself to sleep every night?
775
00:55:11,911 --> 00:55:13,537
How I fell apart.
776
00:55:14,246 --> 00:55:16,457
And I had to rebuild my life.
777
00:55:19,084 --> 00:55:20,794
Just go, Eric Bishop.
778
00:55:22,129 --> 00:55:23,922
Because I don't care.
779
00:55:38,227 --> 00:55:40,520
She hates you. Right?
780
00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:44,065
Now we are going somewhere.
781
00:55:44,774 --> 00:55:46,526
Well, we're going nowhere.
782
00:55:46,609 --> 00:55:48,778
I mean, she's right,
I've totally flipped.
783
00:55:48,861 --> 00:55:51,197
We're both fucking grandparents.
784
00:55:57,119 --> 00:55:58,662
What?
785
00:56:03,291 --> 00:56:06,503
Look, I'm getting a bit fed up
with all this bullshit, right.
786
00:56:09,547 --> 00:56:14,093
- Okay. I don't translate.
- Oh, that's fine with me.
787
00:56:20,349 --> 00:56:22,601
Oh, fuck it. What does it mean?
788
00:56:23,476 --> 00:56:26,062
- Oh, come on, tell us.
- No.
789
00:56:26,146 --> 00:56:30,149
Oh, look. You can't just say it
and then just forget about it like that.
790
00:56:30,233 --> 00:56:32,443
I will not be a burden.
791
00:56:32,526 --> 00:56:34,111
Oh, you're not a burden, mate,
you know that.
792
00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:36,530
You're welcome here any time.
There's no way you're a burden.
793
00:56:36,822 --> 00:56:38,532
Just tell us what it means.
794
00:56:39,992 --> 00:56:43,995
The noblest vengeance is to forgive.
795
00:56:46,456 --> 00:56:48,249
She might forgive me?
796
00:56:55,089 --> 00:56:56,674
Shit. It's Lily.
797
00:57:00,093 --> 00:57:03,305
"Meet me in the pub.
You know which one. Now."
798
00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:06,349
Fucking hell.
799
00:57:07,058 --> 00:57:08,601
I told you.
800
00:57:18,652 --> 00:57:20,862
Hi, Lily. Would you like a drink?
801
00:57:20,946 --> 00:57:23,990
- I'll just have half a cider, please.
- Okay.
802
00:57:28,161 --> 00:57:31,038
- Can I have, half a cider, please?
- Yeah, sure.
803
00:57:39,838 --> 00:57:41,631
There you go.
804
00:57:43,425 --> 00:57:45,260
Seems like yesterday.
805
00:57:45,343 --> 00:57:47,595
I know. It's hardly changed, has it?
806
00:57:49,013 --> 00:57:50,431
But we have.
807
00:57:55,269 --> 00:57:58,021
I'm really scared about opening
all this up, you know, Lily.
808
00:57:58,105 --> 00:58:00,691
Just tell me, Eric.
I need to hear this.
809
00:58:02,025 --> 00:58:03,735
- Just tell me.
- Okay.
810
00:58:05,195 --> 00:58:08,698
The first time it happened was at
Sam's christening party. Remember?
811
00:58:10,658 --> 00:58:14,161
At first I thought it was
just too hot, too smoky.
812
00:58:14,245 --> 00:58:16,413
You know, too many people
in the same room.
813
00:58:17,289 --> 00:58:20,167
All that hand-shaking and back-slapping.
814
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:23,628
"What's your plans now, son?"
"Different ball game now, son."
815
00:58:23,712 --> 00:58:27,131
On and on and on they went,
again and again.
816
00:58:28,841 --> 00:58:30,551
Then the old man come over.
817
00:58:30,801 --> 00:58:32,928
No back-slapping from him.
818
00:58:33,888 --> 00:58:37,766
Just them hard little eyes
and that clipped tongue of his.
819
00:58:39,309 --> 00:58:42,521
And I saw you in the corner with Sam,
you were feeding her.
820
00:58:43,271 --> 00:58:45,523
I remember 'cause you blew me a kiss.
821
00:58:46,441 --> 00:58:48,901
But for some reason, that made him mad.
822
00:58:49,527 --> 00:58:51,279
And he sort of grabs me on
the back of the neck
823
00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:52,863
like he used to do when I was a kid.
824
00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:54,573
Shoving me backwards and forwards like
825
00:58:54,657 --> 00:58:56,992
a fucking game show
host with a contestant.
826
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:02,831
"Fucking kisses?
Let's see how long that lasts.
827
00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:04,874
"You had the brains to go to college.
828
00:59:04,958 --> 00:59:06,459
"Now we'll see what you're made of.
829
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:09,170
"You've made your bed now, son,
you can lie on it. "
830
00:59:10,588 --> 00:59:13,174
Felt like me head was in a
plastic bag or something.
831
00:59:13,966 --> 00:59:17,469
Then he started prodding me with that
stubby little fucking finger of his.
832
00:59:18,095 --> 00:59:21,807
I felt like...
I felt like I was floating off.
833
00:59:21,890 --> 00:59:24,476
It was like I was
coming out of me own body.
834
00:59:24,559 --> 00:59:28,062
I was up there stuck on the
fucking ceiling looking down at meself.
835
00:59:28,688 --> 00:59:33,275
Eric Bishop with Jack Bishop,
ironmonger, prodding me in slow motion.
836
00:59:34,693 --> 00:59:36,445
Hey, where you going?
837
00:59:40,115 --> 00:59:41,867
It was a panic attack, Eric.
838
00:59:42,659 --> 00:59:44,619
They're more common than you think.
839
00:59:45,412 --> 00:59:49,165
I mean, we come across it more or less
all the time at the clinic.
840
00:59:49,248 --> 00:59:51,250
I didn't know what it was.
841
00:59:53,169 --> 00:59:58,382
About half an hour later,
when I'd calmed down, I came back.
842
00:59:59,216 --> 01:00:01,468
I came in and I just put an act on.
843
01:00:02,344 --> 01:00:05,513
And you know what?
I've been doing that ever since.
844
01:00:05,597 --> 01:00:07,599
Putting an act on.
845
01:00:07,682 --> 01:00:09,308
But why couldn't you tell me?
846
01:00:11,143 --> 01:00:14,730
I just blanked it out.
Even from meself.
847
01:00:14,813 --> 01:00:16,273
I was terrified.
848
01:00:16,357 --> 01:00:19,318
I thought I was going fucking bats
like me Uncle Michael.
849
01:00:21,194 --> 01:00:25,323
Later on, I'd see you feeding Sam.
850
01:00:26,908 --> 01:00:31,120
And I don't know, I can't explain it,
but I just couldn't handle it.
851
01:00:31,746 --> 01:00:33,247
I just couldn't handle it.
It freaked me out.
852
01:00:33,330 --> 01:00:37,668
And then it got to the problem
where I was scared of going home.
853
01:00:37,751 --> 01:00:39,461
Scared of going back to me own gaff.
854
01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:43,298
I just thought you'd gone cold.
855
01:00:43,381 --> 01:00:45,592
- No.
- Regretted the baby.
856
01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:47,468
No way.
857
01:00:47,552 --> 01:00:50,513
I just wanted you to touch me, Eric.
858
01:00:50,596 --> 01:00:54,225
I felt fat, ugly.
My clothes always stinking of milk.
859
01:00:54,308 --> 01:00:55,726
No.
860
01:00:56,935 --> 01:00:59,229
And I remember I had
a right go at you, didn't I?
861
01:00:59,313 --> 01:01:01,314
Oh, God, yeah.
862
01:01:01,398 --> 01:01:03,024
I didn't know I could scream like that.
863
01:01:03,108 --> 01:01:05,777
Neither did I.
Mind you, I don't blame ya.
864
01:01:06,611 --> 01:01:08,780
Staying out, getting drunk.
865
01:01:09,405 --> 01:01:12,950
Off with the lads all the time.
Excuses.
866
01:01:13,701 --> 01:01:15,452
All the lies you told.
867
01:01:15,536 --> 01:01:20,123
I know. It's not so much
the fact that I left you,
868
01:01:20,207 --> 01:01:22,292
which I did, I hold me hands up.
869
01:01:23,335 --> 01:01:26,337
I just couldn't get back.
I just couldn't get back.
870
01:01:37,014 --> 01:01:40,434
Are you all right, Daisy? Yes, you are.
871
01:01:41,084 --> 01:01:44,295
Oh. There you go.
872
01:01:44,379 --> 01:01:46,798
And up again.
873
01:01:46,881 --> 01:01:48,675
- Spleen, all right, mate?
- How are you, mate?
874
01:01:48,758 --> 01:01:51,553
- Are you coming?
- I can't. I've got the baby, haven't I?
875
01:01:52,804 --> 01:01:54,347
- Eric. You all right, mate?
- Hey, Meatballs.
876
01:01:54,431 --> 01:01:56,599
- How's it going? How's it going?
- You all right, mate?
877
01:01:56,683 --> 01:01:59,185
- Okay, yeah.
- Hey, little Dolly.
878
01:01:59,269 --> 01:02:00,687
- Daisy.
- Hey, what do you reckon, Eric?
879
01:02:00,770 --> 01:02:02,397
- Hiya, Dolly.
- Plenty of new blood, eh?
880
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,107
Tell you what.
Going from strength to strength here.
881
01:02:04,190 --> 01:02:05,650
- We're on our way.
- Bring her with us.
882
01:02:05,734 --> 01:02:07,110
You coming or what?
883
01:02:07,193 --> 01:02:09,571
- You can get on and bring kid.
- Put her on the bus.
884
01:02:09,654 --> 01:02:11,573
Hey. Yeah, I'll come,
I'll come one time, yeah.
885
01:02:11,656 --> 01:02:13,700
No, I can't. I've gotta meet Lily,
haven't I?
886
01:02:13,783 --> 01:02:15,368
- You're gonna meet who?
- Lily.
887
01:02:15,452 --> 01:02:16,870
You're joking?
888
01:02:16,953 --> 01:02:18,580
- No, I'm not. I'm not.
- When did this happen?
889
01:02:18,663 --> 01:02:20,040
Hang on, we're only...
890
01:02:20,123 --> 01:02:23,084
We only meet and have a chat when we
swap over the granddaughter, Daisy.
891
01:02:23,168 --> 01:02:24,711
You're a bit of a sly dog, aren't ya?
892
01:02:24,794 --> 01:02:27,672
Nowt to it, mate. Jesus Christ, don't
jump the gun here, what...
893
01:02:27,756 --> 01:02:29,549
Hey, get in there, mate.
894
01:02:29,632 --> 01:02:31,051
Eric's meeting Lily
895
01:02:31,134 --> 01:02:32,594
Shut it! Shut up.
896
01:02:32,677 --> 01:02:34,095
Eric's meeting Lily
897
01:02:34,179 --> 01:02:35,597
Shut it. Shut up.
Take no notice of him.
898
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,057
- Eric Bishop's meeting Lily
- Go on, get on your bus.
899
01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:39,184
- See ya, Dolly.
- Daisy.
900
01:02:39,267 --> 01:02:40,685
Eric's meeting Lily
901
01:02:40,769 --> 01:02:42,270
Here, listen have a good match.
Shut it, shut it.
902
01:02:48,318 --> 01:02:50,153
You know what, Lily?
903
01:02:50,236 --> 01:02:53,406
I'll always be grateful that you never
turned her against me, you know.
904
01:02:54,741 --> 01:02:58,370
To be honest, it hurt that she
had so much fun with you.
905
01:02:58,453 --> 01:03:00,288
Just didn't seem fair somehow.
906
01:03:00,372 --> 01:03:05,669
Well, you got all the crap, didn't you?
Homework. Complaints.
907
01:03:06,294 --> 01:03:08,171
I just took her to see Cantona.
908
01:03:09,214 --> 01:03:10,965
Yes and no.
909
01:03:12,217 --> 01:03:16,429
You know something,
I was so furious with you at first.
910
01:03:16,513 --> 01:03:21,142
And then I got to thinking,
"My God, what that man is missing."
911
01:03:24,854 --> 01:03:26,481
Jesus, is there something
wrong with Daisy?
912
01:03:26,564 --> 01:03:27,982
No.
913
01:03:28,066 --> 01:03:30,110
No, nothing. She's
sleeping like an angel. Why?
914
01:03:30,485 --> 01:03:33,363
Why? Well, look at you
together, you two.
915
01:03:33,446 --> 01:03:35,156
This never happens.
916
01:03:35,907 --> 01:03:37,450
Have you been talking?
917
01:03:37,534 --> 01:03:40,120
No, we've been sat
here in silence, Sam.
918
01:03:40,245 --> 01:03:43,289
I mean, God, what would me
and your dad have to talk about?
919
01:03:43,373 --> 01:03:46,501
- She ain't gonna bite you, Dad.
- I know, I know.
920
01:03:48,294 --> 01:03:50,964
- I'm just shocked, that's all.
- Yeah.
921
01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:56,511
I was sat about six inches
away from her.
922
01:03:56,594 --> 01:04:00,140
I just wanted to put me arms
round her and I couldn't.
923
01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:04,269
When you have learned
how to ride a bike,
924
01:04:04,853 --> 01:04:07,564
how to kick a ball,
it's for all your life.
925
01:04:08,898 --> 01:04:12,902
Not for me, mate. I've lost it.
It's all gone.
926
01:04:12,986 --> 01:04:14,988
Nobody forgets rock 'n' roll.
927
01:04:17,449 --> 01:04:22,370
I haven't, you know,
haven't touched anyone in years.
928
01:04:22,454 --> 01:04:24,039
I mean, I just can't.
929
01:04:24,122 --> 01:04:26,916
She touched me on the arm.
Fuck me, I just froze.
930
01:04:27,334 --> 01:04:29,878
Anyway, enough of that bollocks.
Let's talk about football.
931
01:04:30,503 --> 01:04:32,213
Tell us about Fergie at Old Trafford.
Is he...
932
01:04:33,798 --> 01:04:36,593
There is no such word as can't.
933
01:04:36,676 --> 01:04:39,346
- Let's dance.
- Let's dance?
934
01:04:39,429 --> 01:04:40,889
- I'm the girl. Come on.
- You're the girl?
935
01:04:40,972 --> 01:04:42,515
Whoa, fucking hang
on a minute now, mate.
936
01:04:42,599 --> 01:04:44,309
I think you've got
the wrong end of the stick here.
937
01:04:45,852 --> 01:04:48,688
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
that's just a step too far now.
938
01:04:48,772 --> 01:04:52,942
Right, that's it. What the fuck?
939
01:06:04,014 --> 01:06:05,974
You know what?
940
01:06:06,057 --> 01:06:08,101
We're smoking too much of this shit,
you know.
941
01:06:08,184 --> 01:06:09,769
It's gonna have to stop.
942
01:06:16,943 --> 01:06:18,695
Women.
943
01:06:28,371 --> 01:06:31,833
She works part time
so she can help her mum.
944
01:06:31,916 --> 01:06:35,670
Help Sam. She does baby massage.
945
01:06:35,754 --> 01:06:37,213
Same at the old folks' home.
946
01:06:37,297 --> 01:06:40,050
She just nourishes
everything she touches.
947
01:06:40,967 --> 01:06:42,761
Know what she told me?
948
01:06:43,803 --> 01:06:46,598
"You caused me to change, Eric.
949
01:06:47,307 --> 01:06:49,392
"Everything I imagined crumbled.
950
01:06:50,769 --> 01:06:52,645
"I never expected to be on me own."
951
01:06:54,022 --> 01:06:56,149
- Do you know what I do?
- What?
952
01:06:56,232 --> 01:06:58,568
No, I shouldn't be telling you this.
953
01:06:58,651 --> 01:07:00,862
Well, you gotta tell me now, Lily.
Come on.
954
01:07:02,822 --> 01:07:04,824
About once every three months,
955
01:07:04,908 --> 01:07:08,119
I go on the net and I'll pick out
a little bed and breakfast.
956
01:07:08,203 --> 01:07:11,247
You know,
by a river or maybe a nice walk.
957
01:07:11,331 --> 01:07:14,042
Even by the sea sometimes
or a little church.
958
01:07:14,668 --> 01:07:17,212
And then I just up and I go.
959
01:07:17,671 --> 01:07:21,257
Never the same place,
so it's always a little adventure.
960
01:07:22,467 --> 01:07:24,886
- It sounds great.
- Yeah.
961
01:07:24,969 --> 01:07:28,848
Do you not get a bit lonely
when you go to these places though?
962
01:07:28,932 --> 01:07:31,351
No. Sometimes I take a lover.
963
01:07:35,146 --> 01:07:36,564
Shocked?
964
01:07:37,023 --> 01:07:42,278
Well, I suppose
it's inevitable really, innit?
965
01:07:42,404 --> 01:07:48,576
Probablement, some lean, shy,
966
01:07:48,702 --> 01:07:50,495
athletic foreign student
967
01:07:50,578 --> 01:07:54,833
fascinated by a mature woman
with gentle hands.
968
01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:59,796
Fucking hell, mate, I was hoping
it was some bald bastard from Bolton.
969
01:07:59,879 --> 01:08:01,339
Fucking hell.
970
01:08:06,011 --> 01:08:08,304
- No way.
- These are yours.
971
01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:11,141
Jesus Christ, I don't believe it.
972
01:08:11,933 --> 01:08:13,685
Me blue suede shoes.
973
01:08:15,812 --> 01:08:18,356
I had a bonfire in
the back garden one night.
974
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:19,983
Went round the house and I gathered
975
01:08:20,066 --> 01:08:22,652
absolutely everything
that belonged to you.
976
01:08:22,736 --> 01:08:28,491
Come to throwing them on and,
well, I just couldn't do it.
977
01:08:29,826 --> 01:08:31,536
Thank God for that.
978
01:08:32,245 --> 01:08:34,456
That was a good night.
979
01:08:34,873 --> 01:08:37,709
You know what? It was the best night.
980
01:08:39,294 --> 01:08:43,840
I like this woman.
I like this woman a lot.
981
01:08:44,466 --> 01:08:48,303
She has big balls.
Big balls, Eric, you know?
982
01:08:50,263 --> 01:08:52,766
Yeah, well, one day she's gonna
look me straight in the eye
983
01:08:52,849 --> 01:08:55,143
and not feel sorry for me.
That's all I want.
984
01:08:56,269 --> 01:09:00,148
Personal trainer. New regime. Day one.
985
01:09:00,398 --> 01:09:01,941
- What?
- Come on.
986
01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:19,376
I'll show you.
987
01:09:20,543 --> 01:09:25,006
Front and side. Yeah. Front and side.
988
01:09:25,090 --> 01:09:28,259
Open it. Open yourself to the right.
989
01:09:28,343 --> 01:09:30,303
And with a jump. Okay?
990
01:09:30,387 --> 01:09:32,263
Jump, open.
991
01:09:33,723 --> 01:09:35,225
Jog.
992
01:09:35,308 --> 01:09:37,519
Right, jump and open.
993
01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:40,563
Left, jump, open.
994
01:09:40,647 --> 01:09:42,899
Good. And again.
995
01:09:44,567 --> 01:09:46,236
And again.
996
01:09:54,786 --> 01:09:56,287
Good.
997
01:10:06,339 --> 01:10:07,841
What are you doing?
998
01:10:11,928 --> 01:10:13,346
What are you doing?
999
01:10:13,430 --> 01:10:15,098
What's it look like I'm doing?
1000
01:10:16,099 --> 01:10:17,892
I'm keeping fit, mate.
1001
01:10:17,976 --> 01:10:20,186
- What?
- Youse two wanna try it sometime.
1002
01:10:22,147 --> 01:10:23,565
Are you all right?
1003
01:10:24,024 --> 01:10:27,569
Part of me new regime.
I'm a changed man.
1004
01:10:28,653 --> 01:10:30,447
You're something.
1005
01:10:30,530 --> 01:10:34,826
You two, come over to my gaff tonight.
About seven o'clock.
1006
01:10:34,909 --> 01:10:36,786
And bring Meatballs with ya.
1007
01:10:37,328 --> 01:10:39,039
Still jogging?
1008
01:10:39,748 --> 01:10:41,207
- What's happening?
- All right, lad?
1009
01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:43,168
- Right, lads. Come in.
- What's the big news?
1010
01:10:43,251 --> 01:10:45,628
- What's the Bobby Moore?
- Right, I'm having a clear-out, right?
1011
01:10:45,712 --> 01:10:47,255
There's far too much shit
in this house for a start.
1012
01:10:47,339 --> 01:10:48,882
- Not kidding, are you.
- Too many TVs.
1013
01:10:48,965 --> 01:10:50,508
So we're having a clear-out of tellies.
1014
01:10:50,592 --> 01:10:52,135
Telly number one. In here, lads.
1015
01:10:52,218 --> 01:10:53,845
Right, here we go.
1016
01:10:55,347 --> 01:10:58,016
- Hello, ladies.
- Whoa.
1017
01:10:58,099 --> 01:10:59,768
Aye aye, what's going on here?
1018
01:10:59,851 --> 01:11:01,519
- Fucking hell.
- What you doing?
1019
01:11:01,603 --> 01:11:03,104
Is that Maureen
from the mini mart?
1020
01:11:03,188 --> 01:11:04,647
Eric, get out.
Come on, what you doing?
1021
01:11:04,731 --> 01:11:07,901
No, I've seen this. It's called,
Shaving Ryan's Privates.
1022
01:11:07,984 --> 01:11:09,402
Eh, Ryan?
1023
01:11:09,486 --> 01:11:12,030
Eric, can you fuck off, please?
We're just chillin'.
1024
01:11:12,113 --> 01:11:13,615
You can't tell
your dad to fuck off.
1025
01:11:13,698 --> 01:11:15,116
You're smoking a spliff,
you got beer on the go,
1026
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:16,701
you're watching a porn film.
Show him some respect.
1027
01:11:16,785 --> 01:11:18,161
Yeah, well what's
it got to do with you?
1028
01:11:18,244 --> 01:11:20,789
Get the telly out, lads.
That's enough. Come on.
1029
01:11:20,872 --> 01:11:22,374
Right, come on, let's be having it.
1030
01:11:22,457 --> 01:11:24,125
You're not taking my telly.
That's my telly.
1031
01:11:24,209 --> 01:11:25,669
There's another one in the kitchen.
1032
01:11:25,752 --> 01:11:27,128
That's my telly. I got that for you.
1033
01:11:27,212 --> 01:11:29,381
One in Jess's room.
Leave the one in mine, Spleen.
1034
01:11:29,464 --> 01:11:31,132
Don't even think
about going in my room, Spleen.
1035
01:11:31,216 --> 01:11:33,301
- Cheers, lads.
- What you doing? Put that back!
1036
01:11:33,385 --> 01:11:36,096
That's my telly! That's my telly.
1037
01:11:36,179 --> 01:11:37,847
You're not taking...
I brought that for you.
1038
01:11:37,931 --> 01:11:39,808
- Cheers, lads.
- What you taking it for?
1039
01:11:39,891 --> 01:11:41,976
Spleen's gonna get
the one in the kitchen.
1040
01:11:42,060 --> 01:11:43,812
And there's one in Ryan's
room and one in Jess's room.
1041
01:11:43,895 --> 01:11:45,563
Don't even think about going in my room.
1042
01:11:45,647 --> 01:11:47,107
Leave the one
in my room, eh, lads.
1043
01:11:47,190 --> 01:11:48,650
- Don't...
- Thanks a lot.
1044
01:11:48,733 --> 01:11:50,235
Leave the one in your room?
1045
01:11:50,318 --> 01:11:51,820
What, what are you doing?
Why are you taking my telly?
1046
01:12:03,248 --> 01:12:04,833
That smells good, Dad.
1047
01:12:04,916 --> 01:12:07,502
- Oh, it is. Lovely.
- What is it?
1048
01:12:07,585 --> 01:12:11,548
Steak, chips,
peas, carrots and gravy.
1049
01:12:13,216 --> 01:12:15,385
- About time, Eric. I'm starving.
- Yes.
1050
01:12:15,468 --> 01:12:17,012
Dearie me.
1051
01:12:22,517 --> 01:12:24,269
Where's our plates?
1052
01:12:24,602 --> 01:12:26,813
Didn't I tell you, lads?
Oh, sorry, I forgot.
1053
01:12:26,896 --> 01:12:29,232
New rules. No work, no food.
1054
01:12:30,817 --> 01:12:32,277
What?
1055
01:12:33,445 --> 01:12:35,447
I've been waiting for this.
I ain't eaten all day.
1056
01:12:38,033 --> 01:12:39,075
So?
1057
01:12:40,160 --> 01:12:41,703
Oh, yeah.
1058
01:12:41,786 --> 01:12:43,580
Play your games, Eric. Not arsed.
1059
01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:45,790
Good. 'Cause it makes me feel great.
1060
01:12:45,874 --> 01:12:47,876
Yeah, I hope it does.
'Cause you don't have a clue.
1061
01:12:48,918 --> 01:12:51,796
Fucking mangey twat.
I hope you choke on it, you cunt.
1062
01:13:29,501 --> 01:13:31,002
Hello?
1063
01:13:31,086 --> 01:13:34,047
Eric, did you just phone me?
1064
01:13:34,130 --> 01:13:35,882
Yeah, that was me, Lily.
1065
01:13:38,134 --> 01:13:39,969
And what did you want?
1066
01:13:40,970 --> 01:13:43,098
Christ, I've forgotten what
I was gonna ask ya.
1067
01:13:44,099 --> 01:13:47,310
So you thought you'd
put the phone down on me?
1068
01:13:47,394 --> 01:13:50,605
Oh, no. I was just wondering if
you'd like to come round
1069
01:13:50,689 --> 01:13:53,024
at the weekend, you know,
for a bite to eat?
1070
01:13:53,108 --> 01:13:56,152
Sam can come as well, you know,
when she's finished.
1071
01:13:56,236 --> 01:13:59,072
Only if you want to, like,
and you've got nowt on.
1072
01:13:59,155 --> 01:14:02,158
You know, if you're not in
the Lake District at a B and B
1073
01:14:02,242 --> 01:14:04,661
with your young athletic lover
having a shag.
1074
01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:06,997
Very funny, Eric.
1075
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:09,499
I didn't mean it like that, Lily.
1076
01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:12,627
Yes. Yeah, I'd like that, Eric.
1077
01:14:13,586 --> 01:14:15,964
I must warn you.
I'm a vegetarian now, though.
1078
01:14:16,548 --> 01:14:18,383
Okay. Yeah, no problem.
1079
01:14:18,508 --> 01:14:20,552
- That's great. Thanks, Eric.
- See ya. Bye.
1080
01:14:20,635 --> 01:14:22,178
Bye. Bye.
1081
01:14:23,054 --> 01:14:25,974
Yes! Fucking hell.
1082
01:14:49,914 --> 01:14:51,499
Shit.
1083
01:15:19,819 --> 01:15:21,738
Did you know about this?
1084
01:15:22,947 --> 01:15:25,658
Tell me the truth now, Jess.
I fucking mean it this time.
1085
01:15:25,742 --> 01:15:27,118
Honestly, Dad, I don't know.
1086
01:15:29,704 --> 01:15:33,750
Jesus Christ. What the fuck
is going on in me own house?
1087
01:15:34,334 --> 01:15:36,086
I don't know, Dad.
Listen, maybe it's fake.
1088
01:15:36,169 --> 01:15:38,213
It's not fucking fake, is it?
1089
01:15:40,298 --> 01:15:42,092
That twat in the black car.
1090
01:15:42,967 --> 01:15:44,678
Who the fuck is he, Jess?
1091
01:15:45,261 --> 01:15:46,680
Zac.
1092
01:15:48,139 --> 01:15:51,017
He's a real hard case.
And he's done time.
1093
01:15:53,103 --> 01:15:55,522
He's clever, yeah?
But he's fucking mad.
1094
01:15:57,273 --> 01:15:59,567
Well, when did it start?
Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
1095
01:15:59,651 --> 01:16:02,112
- Well, I did try and tell you, but...
- But fucking what?
1096
01:16:02,946 --> 01:16:04,572
It seems like you don't care.
1097
01:17:05,842 --> 01:17:07,344
Fuck!
1098
01:17:08,678 --> 01:17:10,430
You looking for this?
1099
01:17:15,101 --> 01:17:16,603
Pass that thing here.
1100
01:17:16,686 --> 01:17:19,356
Thing? It's a fucking gun, Ryan.
1101
01:17:20,190 --> 01:17:22,776
What are you doing in my room? It's none
of your fucking business. Pass it.
1102
01:17:22,859 --> 01:17:25,278
This is my house!
It is my fucking business!
1103
01:17:26,237 --> 01:17:27,947
Eric, you don't know what's
going on. Just give it to me.
1104
01:17:28,031 --> 01:17:29,532
Well, you better fucking tell me then.
1105
01:17:31,409 --> 01:17:34,621
If I don't get that to him, yeah?
I'm in the shit. We all are.
1106
01:17:34,704 --> 01:17:36,998
You better go and tell him to fuck off.
1107
01:17:37,082 --> 01:17:38,708
Or I will, all right?
1108
01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:40,627
You're not fucking having it, Ryan.
1109
01:17:40,710 --> 01:17:42,837
Fuck off!
Give me the fucking gun, Eric!
1110
01:17:42,921 --> 01:17:45,715
Give me the fucking gun, Eric!
1111
01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:47,217
Bollocks!
1112
01:17:49,135 --> 01:17:51,054
- You're going fucking nowhere.
- Get off me!
1113
01:17:51,137 --> 01:17:52,764
You're going fucking nowhere.
1114
01:17:52,847 --> 01:17:54,808
- Fucking nowhere.
- What you doing? Give it!
1115
01:17:54,891 --> 01:17:59,062
No. Fuck off. Bastard.
1116
01:17:59,145 --> 01:18:03,400
You fucking stupid little prick!
1117
01:18:05,860 --> 01:18:09,531
- Dad, are you all right?
- I'm fine. Shit. Bastard.
1118
01:18:09,614 --> 01:18:12,909
Look at your head.
You're covered in blood.
1119
01:18:12,992 --> 01:18:14,577
Oh, shit.
Fuck. I'm all right, I'm all right.
1120
01:18:14,661 --> 01:18:16,329
Are you sure, Dad?
1121
01:18:18,456 --> 01:18:20,583
Right.
1122
01:18:22,293 --> 01:18:24,754
Listen. I'll ring Meatballs, right?
1123
01:18:24,838 --> 01:18:27,215
He said I could use his car.
Get round to his house,
1124
01:18:27,298 --> 01:18:30,719
get the fucking keys off him,
get back here as quick as you can.
1125
01:18:30,802 --> 01:18:32,303
Dad, I'm not leaving you like this.
1126
01:18:32,387 --> 01:18:34,472
Just go on. I can't go round.
If Meatballs sees this, he'll freak.
1127
01:18:34,556 --> 01:18:36,516
Go on. Jess, I'll be all right.
1128
01:18:36,599 --> 01:18:39,477
- Dad, I'll be quick, yeah?
- Yeah, quick as you can, lad.
1129
01:18:42,981 --> 01:18:44,566
Fuck.
1130
01:18:50,030 --> 01:18:52,365
Oh, God, this is like looking
for a needle in a haystack,
1131
01:18:52,449 --> 01:18:53,825
Jess, we could be here all night.
1132
01:18:53,908 --> 01:18:55,493
I know, Dad, but...
1133
01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:04,336
What's he saying?
1134
01:19:04,419 --> 01:19:06,004
Everyone's saying,
no, they haven't seen him.
1135
01:19:06,087 --> 01:19:07,630
Oh, shit.
1136
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,927
- Well?
- Same again.
1137
01:19:24,272 --> 01:19:26,649
Have you seen this guy?
He's called Ryan, yeah.
1138
01:19:26,733 --> 01:19:28,193
And he's about 19.
1139
01:19:28,276 --> 01:19:30,236
And he's wearing a blue top.
1140
01:19:31,654 --> 01:19:33,114
What?
1141
01:19:35,075 --> 01:19:36,743
- What's up?
- Dad, there's been a shooting.
1142
01:19:36,826 --> 01:19:39,412
- For fuck's sake.
- At the pool club on Back Turner Street.
1143
01:19:39,496 --> 01:19:40,872
Fuck, man,
don't say he's been shot.
1144
01:19:40,955 --> 01:19:43,458
- Go, Dad.
- Or fucking shot someone.
1145
01:19:43,541 --> 01:19:45,502
Well, he hasn't, has he?
'Cause he's wearing a bullet-proof.
1146
01:19:45,585 --> 01:19:47,420
- He's what?
- Well, didn't you see it before?
1147
01:19:47,504 --> 01:19:49,714
A fucking bullet-proof vest?
Are you kiddin' me?
1148
01:19:49,798 --> 01:19:51,299
I thought you knew.
1149
01:19:51,383 --> 01:19:54,302
How am I supposed to know he's got...
For fuck's sake, Jess.
1150
01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:56,971
Right, it's the next left here.
1151
01:19:58,848 --> 01:20:00,392
- For fuck's sake.
- What's going on here?
1152
01:20:00,475 --> 01:20:02,268
- Look at this, for fuck's sake, man.
- That's the club there.
1153
01:20:02,352 --> 01:20:03,728
There's a fucking ambulance there
as well.
1154
01:20:03,812 --> 01:20:05,397
Try and have a fucking look.
1155
01:20:05,605 --> 01:20:07,649
There's someone going in
the fucking ambulance, man.
1156
01:20:07,732 --> 01:20:09,234
- I can't see, Dad.
- Can you see owt, Jess?
1157
01:20:09,317 --> 01:20:10,694
- I can't see anything.
- Fucking have a look.
1158
01:20:10,777 --> 01:20:12,404
For fuck's sake.
1159
01:20:17,325 --> 01:20:19,577
I can't see him. I can't see him, Dad.
1160
01:20:19,661 --> 01:20:21,037
There's no-one in
the fucking ambulance yet.
1161
01:20:21,121 --> 01:20:22,539
I can't see anything.
No one's there.
1162
01:20:22,622 --> 01:20:24,416
The fucking copper's
waving me on, for fuck's sake.
1163
01:20:24,499 --> 01:20:26,251
- They're armed police!
- Can you see owt?
1164
01:20:26,334 --> 01:20:28,670
All right. Fucking hell,
they're tooled up to fuck, man.
1165
01:21:22,223 --> 01:21:23,892
What the fuck is going on, Ryan?
1166
01:21:26,603 --> 01:21:28,396
Don't know what to do, Eric.
1167
01:21:33,902 --> 01:21:35,695
- You shot someone?
- No.
1168
01:21:40,909 --> 01:21:43,411
First he told me it was just a fake.
1169
01:21:44,704 --> 01:21:48,291
Then it was only to defend himself.
I was just hiding it.
1170
01:21:49,417 --> 01:21:50,919
Just hiding it?
1171
01:21:52,295 --> 01:21:54,798
Someone else just pulls the trigger.
1172
01:21:55,340 --> 01:21:56,883
And some kid just gets
his head blown off.
1173
01:21:56,966 --> 01:21:59,636
I didn't think that were gonna happen.
1174
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:04,015
Zac asked me to do it as
a favour just for one night.
1175
01:22:07,102 --> 01:22:08,770
Did he pay ya?
1176
01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:13,900
Just sort of like brought me
to the games. Nightclubs.
1177
01:22:15,985 --> 01:22:19,280
Gave me £200. After a week,
I said, I told him,
1178
01:22:19,364 --> 01:22:20,824
"I don't wanna look after it any more."
1179
01:22:20,907 --> 01:22:23,076
But he just shook his head
and started laughing.
1180
01:22:24,494 --> 01:22:26,204
Why doesn't he hold it?
1181
01:22:28,415 --> 01:22:30,750
It's back to prison if he gets caught.
But he needs it close.
1182
01:22:30,834 --> 01:22:33,670
And he can get it
from me in five minutes.
1183
01:22:34,671 --> 01:22:36,506
And if you get caught?
1184
01:22:39,092 --> 01:22:40,552
I get five years, Eric, minimum.
1185
01:22:40,677 --> 01:22:43,763
Fuck, Ryan! That's five years
out your life, you fucking prick!
1186
01:22:53,064 --> 01:22:54,691
He shot someone.
1187
01:22:58,153 --> 01:23:00,238
- A drug dealer?
- No.
1188
01:23:01,865 --> 01:23:05,118
You've got no idea, Eric.
Someone insulted him at the club.
1189
01:23:06,578 --> 01:23:09,372
You're telling me he shot someone
because he insulted him?
1190
01:23:09,456 --> 01:23:10,874
Yeah.
1191
01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:14,044
Jesus fucking Christ.
1192
01:23:16,338 --> 01:23:18,590
- Did he kill him?
- No.
1193
01:23:18,715 --> 01:23:20,925
He shot him in the back. He'll live.
1194
01:23:22,135 --> 01:23:24,304
Right, that's it. We're going
to the cops, right fucking now!
1195
01:23:24,387 --> 01:23:26,598
- Come on! Cops, now!
- No. No. No. You can't, Eric.
1196
01:23:26,681 --> 01:23:28,141
- Eric!
- Why the fuck not?
1197
01:23:28,224 --> 01:23:29,934
We just go to the cops
and tell 'em everything.
1198
01:23:30,018 --> 01:23:32,854
No. Listen to me. You can't.
They said they'd get Jess.
1199
01:23:36,066 --> 01:23:39,194
Trust me. They've done it before.
I've heard them talking.
1200
01:23:39,277 --> 01:23:40,695
Please, Eric, listen to me.
1201
01:23:40,779 --> 01:23:44,115
If we go to the coppers, yeah,
they'll fucking set the dogs on Jess.
1202
01:23:44,199 --> 01:23:46,034
They'll rip his fucking face apart.
1203
01:23:47,661 --> 01:23:49,162
Fuck's sake.
1204
01:23:51,498 --> 01:23:54,376
Fucking... What the fuck's going on?
1205
01:23:55,418 --> 01:23:57,462
I can't fucking believe it.
1206
01:23:58,963 --> 01:24:01,758
If I get off, they get Jess.
That's how...
1207
01:24:02,342 --> 01:24:05,178
That's how it fucking works,
do you know what I mean?
1208
01:24:07,889 --> 01:24:09,724
I've got to speak to him.
1209
01:24:10,850 --> 01:24:13,687
You can't speak to him.
He's not like you or your mates.
1210
01:24:13,978 --> 01:24:15,438
They don't give a fuck.
1211
01:24:15,522 --> 01:24:17,148
But we can't fucking live like this.
1212
01:24:17,232 --> 01:24:19,859
We can't go to the cops.
You can't run off.
1213
01:24:22,112 --> 01:24:23,863
I've gotta find him, ain't I?
1214
01:24:23,947 --> 01:24:27,200
No, you can't. Eric, listen.
Promise me, you won't.
1215
01:24:27,283 --> 01:24:29,411
- Right, give me his number.
- No.
1216
01:24:29,494 --> 01:24:31,121
- Give me his number.
- No, you don't...
1217
01:24:31,204 --> 01:24:35,125
Ryan, give me his fucking number or
I'll wash me hands of ya, period!
1218
01:24:36,668 --> 01:24:38,128
Fucking number, now.
1219
01:25:13,163 --> 01:25:15,957
Fuck me. How are you, Jack?
1220
01:25:16,041 --> 01:25:18,209
I'm all right. Name's Eric.
1221
01:25:18,335 --> 01:25:22,047
Jack. Jack Nicholson. One Flew Over
The Cuckoo's Nest and all that shit.
1222
01:25:22,130 --> 01:25:25,091
Heard you've been having a bit of
a bad time of it recently, ain't ya?
1223
01:25:25,175 --> 01:25:28,136
In with the fruitcakes
and the loonies and all that.
1224
01:25:28,219 --> 01:25:30,180
Nasty rumours them, Jack.
1225
01:25:30,638 --> 01:25:33,767
Listen. You've gotta
take this back, right.
1226
01:25:33,850 --> 01:25:35,268
I haven't seen it.
I won't say anything.
1227
01:25:35,352 --> 01:25:36,936
Got to? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1228
01:25:37,020 --> 01:25:39,731
I can't fucking...
You know, I can't touch that now.
1229
01:25:39,814 --> 01:25:42,067
More germs than a sailor's cock them
things, you know what I mean?
1230
01:25:42,150 --> 01:25:43,526
Put it away.
1231
01:25:44,027 --> 01:25:46,237
- D'you know my nickname?
- No.
1232
01:25:46,321 --> 01:25:47,739
The Prophet.
1233
01:25:48,490 --> 01:25:50,033
I can sense the future, me.
1234
01:25:50,116 --> 01:25:52,369
And I sense that
you're gonna fuck off home
1235
01:25:52,494 --> 01:25:54,621
with your tail
between your fucking legs.
1236
01:25:54,704 --> 01:25:57,999
Up the carpet, up the floorboard
and you're gonna put that back.
1237
01:25:59,501 --> 01:26:00,960
Yes, yeah, you fucking are.
1238
01:26:01,044 --> 01:26:02,462
I can't. Listen.
1239
01:26:02,545 --> 01:26:04,005
If you don't want it,
right, I'll just throw it away,
1240
01:26:04,089 --> 01:26:05,465
and that's the end of it.
1241
01:26:05,548 --> 01:26:07,300
- Throw it away, will ya?
- Yeah.
1242
01:26:08,176 --> 01:26:11,930
Here are, Buzz.
Come on, Buzz, let's have ya.
1243
01:26:13,556 --> 01:26:15,809
Oh, for fuck's sake. Fuck off.
1244
01:26:17,477 --> 01:26:18,978
I'm fucking kidding.
1245
01:26:19,062 --> 01:26:21,064
- Get him. Go on. Go on, boy.
- Let me go, you bastards!
1246
01:26:21,147 --> 01:26:22,774
- Made your mind up?
- Fucking have him.
1247
01:26:22,857 --> 01:26:25,276
- Go on. Get him, boy.
- Fuck off.
1248
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:27,112
Let me go, you bastards.
1249
01:26:27,195 --> 01:26:28,613
- What d'you wanna do, Jack?
- Go on, boy.
1250
01:26:28,697 --> 01:26:30,657
Fuck off. Get it out.
1251
01:26:32,075 --> 01:26:34,703
Bite him! Bite the bastard! Get him!
1252
01:26:41,543 --> 01:26:43,003
Dad?
1253
01:26:44,045 --> 01:26:45,672
You all right?
1254
01:27:14,409 --> 01:27:17,245
You ready? Ready? Here we go.
1255
01:27:17,996 --> 01:27:19,706
Open wide.
1256
01:27:22,459 --> 01:27:24,044
Lovely, eh?
1257
01:27:24,669 --> 01:27:26,504
- Tasty. Tasty.
- Yeah?
1258
01:27:26,588 --> 01:27:28,340
That's nice, isn't it, eh?
1259
01:27:29,174 --> 01:27:31,426
Here we are. Look at this.
1260
01:27:31,509 --> 01:27:33,470
Oh, no way. Look at that.
1261
01:27:33,553 --> 01:27:35,764
- Wow.
- Made by me.
1262
01:27:35,847 --> 01:27:37,307
You made that?
1263
01:27:37,390 --> 01:27:39,017
Yeah. Don't laugh.
1264
01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:40,518
He didn't even make it.
He bought it.
1265
01:27:40,602 --> 01:27:43,480
Well, I got the recipe from
the internet, but still I made it.
1266
01:27:43,563 --> 01:27:45,231
- I had to bribe him to do it.
- Did ya?
1267
01:27:45,315 --> 01:27:47,609
lt'd have been cheaper for me to
get Gordon Ramsay round.
1268
01:27:47,692 --> 01:27:49,486
- Well, at least I made it.
- I'm not kidding.
1269
01:27:49,569 --> 01:27:51,613
I tell you what,
Jess, it does look nice, lad.
1270
01:27:51,696 --> 01:27:53,573
- It does.
- That looks gorgeous.
1271
01:27:53,657 --> 01:27:56,493
Look what your Uncle Jess has made.
Yes, I'll have some of that definitely.
1272
01:27:56,576 --> 01:27:58,036
Here you are.
1273
01:27:58,119 --> 01:28:00,497
Might even put some in the liquidiser
and give you some, mightn't we?
1274
01:28:00,580 --> 01:28:02,749
- Cheers. Cheers.
- Well, Mum, Dad.
1275
01:28:02,832 --> 01:28:04,459
Here's to you both.
1276
01:28:04,542 --> 01:28:06,753
Seriously, I cannot thank you
enough for what you've done.
1277
01:28:06,836 --> 01:28:08,505
I would never have managed without ya.
1278
01:28:08,588 --> 01:28:10,382
- Come on.
- Don't tempt fate.
1279
01:28:10,465 --> 01:28:12,592
Well, no. My supervisor said
that my work's pretty good.
1280
01:28:12,676 --> 01:28:15,679
So, I know it's a bit late, but I should
be able to graduate with everybody else.
1281
01:28:15,762 --> 01:28:18,139
Tell you what, love, though,
you've worked really hard for it.
1282
01:28:18,223 --> 01:28:19,766
- You don't half deserve it.
- Thank you.
1283
01:28:19,849 --> 01:28:21,393
Well, that's down to you two.
1284
01:28:21,476 --> 01:28:23,395
Seriously, I managed to get
a good run at it,
1285
01:28:23,478 --> 01:28:25,230
and I could not have done it, honestly.
1286
01:28:25,313 --> 01:28:26,690
I can't thank you enough.
1287
01:28:56,511 --> 01:28:59,639
- Are you okay, Eric?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
1288
01:28:59,723 --> 01:29:02,559
I've just got this headache
I can't get rid of.
1289
01:29:04,310 --> 01:29:06,271
Hope it isn't us.
1290
01:29:06,938 --> 01:29:11,609
No. It's been
a lovely night tonight, Lily.
1291
01:29:11,693 --> 01:29:13,111
Honestly.
1292
01:29:13,778 --> 01:29:15,238
What is it then?
1293
01:29:17,782 --> 01:29:21,995
It's just the boys. It's a long story.
1294
01:29:22,078 --> 01:29:26,082
I just, gotta figure out
how to cope, that's all.
1295
01:29:26,750 --> 01:29:29,627
So there is something wrong.
What is it?
1296
01:29:33,381 --> 01:29:38,345
Shit. It's not worth moaning about.
I just need time to figure it all out.
1297
01:29:39,888 --> 01:29:41,348
D'you know what, Eric?
1298
01:29:41,431 --> 01:29:45,268
Sometimes you just have to risk it.
Share things.
1299
01:29:49,105 --> 01:29:50,648
I'll get there.
1300
01:29:51,608 --> 01:29:53,318
Fancy a coffee?
1301
01:29:53,860 --> 01:29:55,278
Yeah, okay.
1302
01:30:05,497 --> 01:30:07,123
Armed police!
1303
01:30:07,207 --> 01:30:08,750
Armed police officer.
Get on the ground!
1304
01:30:08,833 --> 01:30:10,251
- Get down on the floor!
- Fuck off!
1305
01:30:10,335 --> 01:30:13,129
Fucking not moving.
Fucking not moving.
1306
01:30:15,924 --> 01:30:19,010
Not moving. Not moving.
1307
01:30:21,888 --> 01:30:23,598
Put your hands behind your back.
1308
01:30:23,682 --> 01:30:25,558
Put your hands behind your back.
Both of ya.
1309
01:30:25,642 --> 01:30:28,812
Just do as they say,
no harm will come to you.
1310
01:30:29,771 --> 01:30:31,272
Do as we say. It's all right.
1311
01:30:31,356 --> 01:30:32,816
It's all right, Lily.
1312
01:30:32,899 --> 01:30:34,567
Leave us. Leave 'em alone.
1313
01:30:36,277 --> 01:30:37,821
It's okay, Lily.
1314
01:30:39,406 --> 01:30:40,824
There's a fucking baby!
1315
01:30:43,451 --> 01:30:46,538
Lily. Lily, calm down.
1316
01:30:47,122 --> 01:30:49,207
Bring him here.
Up on your feet!
1317
01:30:49,290 --> 01:30:50,750
- Help me.
- All right, Lily.
1318
01:30:50,834 --> 01:30:52,711
All right. All right. Come on.
Onto your knees.
1319
01:30:52,794 --> 01:30:54,879
- Onto your knees.
- I'm on me knees.
1320
01:30:55,005 --> 01:30:58,341
Onto your feet.
Right, outside. Just keep going.
1321
01:31:00,969 --> 01:31:03,304
It's okay, sweetheart.
It's all right now.
1322
01:31:07,308 --> 01:31:09,602
- That's one out.
- One out.
1323
01:31:16,026 --> 01:31:18,153
Fuck's going on?
1324
01:31:18,236 --> 01:31:20,530
Fuckers! Jess.
1325
01:31:20,989 --> 01:31:25,035
- Dad!
- Sam, are you okay?
1326
01:31:25,118 --> 01:31:27,120
- Sam, are you all right?
- Dad!
1327
01:31:27,203 --> 01:31:31,499
Sam! Sam!
What the fuck's going on?
1328
01:31:33,168 --> 01:31:36,338
Lily, are you all right, love?
Lily, are you all right?
1329
01:31:37,172 --> 01:31:38,673
Oh, fucking hell.
1330
01:31:38,757 --> 01:31:41,384
Lily, are you okay?
What the fuck is going on?
1331
01:31:41,468 --> 01:31:43,136
Where have the fucking lads gone?
1332
01:31:43,219 --> 01:31:45,055
What the fuck's going on?
1333
01:32:03,948 --> 01:32:05,784
They're looking for a gun.
1334
01:32:06,618 --> 01:32:08,662
Are the lads in a gang?
1335
01:32:08,745 --> 01:32:12,165
- No, don't be daft.
- Look at me.
1336
01:32:13,291 --> 01:32:15,460
Is there a gun in the house?
1337
01:32:20,882 --> 01:32:24,928
If you invited me, Daisy and Sam
into that house with a gun in it,
1338
01:32:25,011 --> 01:32:27,472
you know what that means,
don't you, Eric?
1339
01:32:28,390 --> 01:32:31,601
Yeah, Lily.
Course I know what that means. Yeah.
1340
01:32:38,775 --> 01:32:42,028
Now, what really happened
to your eye, Eric?
1341
01:32:42,737 --> 01:32:44,614
- To me eye?
- Yes.
1342
01:32:45,740 --> 01:32:47,993
I told you what happened, Lily.
1343
01:32:48,076 --> 01:32:51,705
Some nutter on the post round
just hit me. I told ya.
1344
01:32:58,336 --> 01:33:01,131
Hiya. Hiya. We've got your daughter
and grandchild in a police car outside
1345
01:33:01,214 --> 01:33:02,632
waiting to take them home.
1346
01:33:02,716 --> 01:33:04,217
If you wanna follow me,
we'll take you right now, okay?
1347
01:33:04,300 --> 01:33:05,760
- Okay.
- All right?
1348
01:33:28,867 --> 01:33:31,036
I don't get it.
They've lifted the floorboards.
1349
01:33:32,037 --> 01:33:33,538
Where's it gone?
1350
01:33:33,621 --> 01:33:35,123
Fucking state of this.
1351
01:33:38,168 --> 01:33:40,587
They've lifted the floorboards.
Where's it gone?
1352
01:33:40,670 --> 01:33:42,464
That's a good question.
1353
01:33:53,683 --> 01:33:56,561
- Are you surprised?
- Eric, you fucking beauty.
1354
01:33:56,644 --> 01:33:58,980
- Eh? You surprised, eh?
- Very surprised.
1355
01:33:59,064 --> 01:34:00,774
Oh. So was the fucking chicken.
1356
01:34:00,857 --> 01:34:02,442
- Fucking hell.
- Yes, Dad!
1357
01:34:02,525 --> 01:34:05,445
Hey, I've never been a lover of chicken,
but I love this one.
1358
01:34:07,322 --> 01:34:11,034
- Oh, God's sake.
- It's him. Zac.
1359
01:34:11,159 --> 01:34:13,161
Put it on loudspeaker.
Put it on.
1360
01:34:17,082 --> 01:34:18,541
Yeah, it's me.
1361
01:34:19,167 --> 01:34:20,627
Have they gone?
1362
01:34:21,294 --> 01:34:22,962
Yeah. How the fuck do you know?
1363
01:34:25,507 --> 01:34:28,426
Right, Ryan. You still got it or what?
1364
01:34:29,219 --> 01:34:30,970
Yeah, I still got it.
1365
01:34:31,429 --> 01:34:32,972
Good.
1366
01:34:33,056 --> 01:34:36,101
Right, this calls for a bit
of a bonus, then, eh?
1367
01:34:36,184 --> 01:34:38,436
- D'you hear me?
- Yeah, yeah.
1368
01:34:40,146 --> 01:34:44,025
Good. I'm gonna need it soon.
Very fucking soon.
1369
01:34:50,031 --> 01:34:53,076
So what are you
gonna do now then, eh, Ryan?
1370
01:34:53,618 --> 01:34:55,120
Let that fucker shoot
another kid in the back
1371
01:34:55,203 --> 01:34:56,663
for laughing at his shirt or something,
1372
01:34:56,746 --> 01:34:58,790
then stick it under your bed for him,
eh?
1373
01:35:00,375 --> 01:35:06,214
Fucking ruining other people's lives.
Your brother's. Sam. Lily.
1374
01:35:06,881 --> 01:35:10,635
- And yours, Dad.
- Yeah. And mine.
1375
01:35:13,096 --> 01:35:14,639
If we ever get through this shit,
1376
01:35:14,723 --> 01:35:17,100
things are fucking changing
round here big time.
1377
01:35:19,394 --> 01:35:21,187
Oh, what fucking now?
1378
01:35:22,772 --> 01:35:24,941
What's that about?
1379
01:35:25,859 --> 01:35:27,569
They've put a video of you on YouTube.
1380
01:35:29,446 --> 01:35:31,114
Who's put me on fucking YouTube?
1381
01:35:31,197 --> 01:35:33,408
Who d'you think?
Think you better have a look.
1382
01:35:33,491 --> 01:35:35,076
That fucking twat with the camera!
1383
01:35:35,160 --> 01:35:37,954
That's why that fucking twat
had that camera!
1384
01:35:39,581 --> 01:35:43,626
Come on, boy. Come on, boy.
1385
01:35:46,796 --> 01:35:53,345
Let me out. Get him out.
Get him out, for fuck's sake.
1386
01:35:53,928 --> 01:35:57,640
Get me away from it. Bastards!
Let me out!
1387
01:35:57,724 --> 01:36:01,019
I'm sat there,
Eric, with me two sons, right?
1388
01:36:01,144 --> 01:36:04,814
And I'm looking at meself, I'm looking
at meself being humiliated.
1389
01:36:04,898 --> 01:36:06,608
And it was like being out of me
body again,
1390
01:36:06,691 --> 01:36:09,444
looking down on meself,
yet again being humiliated.
1391
01:36:09,527 --> 01:36:11,446
I can't fucking cope with it, mate.
1392
01:36:15,700 --> 01:36:17,452
I don't know what to do, Eric.
1393
01:36:18,620 --> 01:36:20,288
There's nowt I can do.
1394
01:36:25,669 --> 01:36:30,131
Always got more choices than we think.
Always. More possibilities.
1395
01:36:30,215 --> 01:36:32,509
Oh, not another shave? I've done that.
1396
01:36:33,635 --> 01:36:35,804
Different possibilities.
Different thing.
1397
01:36:35,887 --> 01:36:37,597
You try something, it doesn't work.
1398
01:36:37,681 --> 01:36:40,100
Try something else. Always.
1399
01:36:40,183 --> 01:36:41,893
Like what?
1400
01:36:42,477 --> 01:36:43,937
Your teammates.
1401
01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:48,024
Oh, God, I, couldn't even begin
to think about telling me mates.
1402
01:36:48,108 --> 01:36:50,235
I mean, where do I start?
1403
01:36:50,318 --> 01:36:51,778
"Have you got a minute, lads, yeah?
1404
01:36:51,861 --> 01:36:55,198
"It's about my lad. He's minding
a gun for the local psychopath
1405
01:36:55,281 --> 01:36:58,118
"who shoots kids in the back if they
laugh at the colour of his shoes."
1406
01:36:58,201 --> 01:37:01,955
I mean, God, I'm just too ashamed.
I don't know what they'd think.
1407
01:37:03,456 --> 01:37:05,542
They are your friends, are they?
1408
01:37:05,625 --> 01:37:07,293
Yeah, they're me mates, yeah.
1409
01:37:07,377 --> 01:37:09,921
You think you can say everything
to your friends?
1410
01:37:11,423 --> 01:37:13,299
Yeah, I suppose you can, yeah.
1411
01:37:13,383 --> 01:37:14,801
So trust them.
1412
01:37:15,010 --> 01:37:16,511
- Play him at his own game.
- Harass him.
1413
01:37:16,594 --> 01:37:18,013
- Like what?
- Put the gun in his house
1414
01:37:18,096 --> 01:37:19,556
and phone the fucking dibble.
1415
01:37:19,639 --> 01:37:21,433
- Yeah, but gun in his house.
- You can't do that because if...
1416
01:37:21,516 --> 01:37:24,019
- Why can't you do that?
- 'Cause he's gonna get fucked over.
1417
01:37:24,644 --> 01:37:27,605
The only thing you can do
is phone the police.
1418
01:37:27,689 --> 01:37:29,524
It's out. Out of the question.
1419
01:37:29,607 --> 01:37:32,068
- There's a gun in your house.
- Shut up.
1420
01:37:32,652 --> 01:37:35,238
Stop going on about lynch mob,
fuck's sake.
1421
01:37:35,322 --> 01:37:37,782
- Here are, he'll know.
- Meatballs.
1422
01:37:37,866 --> 01:37:39,326
All right, Meats?
1423
01:37:39,409 --> 01:37:41,328
- All right, mate?
- Psychos.
1424
01:37:41,411 --> 01:37:44,331
- Another book.
- They don't give a flying fuck.
1425
01:37:44,414 --> 01:37:45,790
We know that.
1426
01:37:45,874 --> 01:37:47,959
Is that the latest research
from Stanford?
1427
01:37:49,586 --> 01:37:53,673
You can't negotiate with 'em,
you can't reason with 'em. Right?
1428
01:37:53,757 --> 01:37:56,426
You've just gotta fuck 'em up.
You've gotta scare the shite out of 'em.
1429
01:37:56,509 --> 01:37:59,304
You've gotta make them think
"This is not fucking worth it."
1430
01:37:59,387 --> 01:38:00,847
They're a big gang of thugs,
aren't they?
1431
01:38:00,930 --> 01:38:04,684
I mean, like they got muscles
coming out of their arse, ain't they?
1432
01:38:04,768 --> 01:38:08,355
And they got, like... They got guns
and baseball bats.
1433
01:38:08,438 --> 01:38:10,815
I don't care about all this
bullshit gangster talk.
1434
01:38:10,899 --> 01:38:12,776
Listen, does anyone
want a drink? I'll get 'em in.
1435
01:38:12,859 --> 01:38:14,694
- Right. Who, who's on what here?
- Get me one.
1436
01:38:14,778 --> 01:38:16,655
- Yeah, get us a pint of bitter.
- Right, okay.
1437
01:38:16,738 --> 01:38:18,156
Oh, I'll just say fucking
"same again". He knows.
1438
01:38:18,239 --> 01:38:19,699
Hurry up.
1439
01:38:19,783 --> 01:38:21,242
- Thanks, Eric.
- All right, all right.
1440
01:38:21,326 --> 01:38:22,702
I still say we've
gotta phone the police.
1441
01:38:22,786 --> 01:38:24,454
Oh, will you fuck off
with the police?
1442
01:38:26,831 --> 01:38:29,751
Steve. Can I have a round, please?
1443
01:38:29,834 --> 01:38:31,294
Usual, Eric?
1444
01:38:31,378 --> 01:38:33,672
Yeah, yeah, same again
for them lot, please, mate.
1445
01:38:37,258 --> 01:38:40,261
- Eric.
- What the fuck are you doing here?
1446
01:38:40,387 --> 01:38:42,931
He that sews thistles
shall reap prickles.
1447
01:38:43,014 --> 01:38:44,557
What?
1448
01:38:44,641 --> 01:38:47,811
He that sews thistles
shall reap prickles.
1449
01:38:48,228 --> 01:38:50,188
- Thistles, prickles?
- Yeah.
1450
01:38:50,271 --> 01:38:54,150
If they are faster than you,
don't try and outrun them.
1451
01:38:55,151 --> 01:38:58,613
If they are taller,
don't out-jump them. Right?
1452
01:38:59,614 --> 01:39:02,534
If they are stronger
on the left, you go right.
1453
01:39:02,617 --> 01:39:04,285
- Remember?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1454
01:39:04,369 --> 01:39:05,954
Right. But not always.
1455
01:39:07,372 --> 01:39:09,958
To surprise them,
got to surprise yourself first.
1456
01:39:10,041 --> 01:39:11,459
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Right?
1457
01:39:11,543 --> 01:39:13,086
- Yeah. Okay.
- Okay.
1458
01:39:14,087 --> 01:39:15,547
Fuck, yeah.
1459
01:39:16,047 --> 01:39:17,757
Here you go, Eric. There's your drinks.
1460
01:39:18,633 --> 01:39:20,844
Right, yeah. Cheers. Listen.
1461
01:39:20,927 --> 01:39:23,138
Stick the rest of 'em on the bar
there along with me change, right?
1462
01:39:23,221 --> 01:39:24,681
- Okay. Thank you.
- Nice one, mate. Cheers.
1463
01:39:24,764 --> 01:39:26,391
- Nice one.
- Fucking hell.
1464
01:39:27,934 --> 01:39:29,477
Here we are, here we are.
1465
01:39:29,561 --> 01:39:31,813
- Good man.
- Who wants what?
1466
01:39:31,896 --> 01:39:33,440
- Have you got 'em all there?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get 'em.
1467
01:39:33,523 --> 01:39:34,983
- Here you go.
- Right.
1468
01:39:35,066 --> 01:39:37,777
- Lager. Bitter.
- Ah, wrong one. Spleens.
1469
01:39:37,861 --> 01:39:39,404
Right, listen.
1470
01:39:40,488 --> 01:39:42,866
What is he frightened of?
1471
01:39:42,949 --> 01:39:45,702
- Spleen. Spleen.
- What's he frightened of?
1472
01:39:45,785 --> 01:39:47,537
Gangsters. Other gangsters.
1473
01:39:47,620 --> 01:39:49,122
- No. No.
- Police.
1474
01:39:49,205 --> 01:39:50,790
- His nana?
- No.
1475
01:39:50,874 --> 01:39:54,044
Knock fuck out of him, he'll come up
smiling just to spite you.
1476
01:39:54,127 --> 01:39:55,795
- Unions.
- No.
1477
01:39:55,879 --> 01:39:57,339
Go on. What?
1478
01:39:57,422 --> 01:39:59,007
Give us a clue.
1479
01:39:59,090 --> 01:40:02,469
Losing face. He's frightened of
losing face, ain't he?
1480
01:40:03,261 --> 01:40:04,721
Think about it.
1481
01:40:04,804 --> 01:40:06,389
Fucking wide-boy like him.
1482
01:40:06,473 --> 01:40:07,891
That's what I was saying.
1483
01:40:07,974 --> 01:40:09,392
Change. Me change, as well.
1484
01:40:09,476 --> 01:40:10,977
So if we could think of some way
of embarrassing him?
1485
01:40:11,061 --> 01:40:12,645
- Yeah.
- Yeah, his psyche.
1486
01:40:12,729 --> 01:40:14,105
Showing him up?
1487
01:40:14,189 --> 01:40:15,648
Yeah. Something like that. Fucking hell.
1488
01:40:15,732 --> 01:40:17,651
- YouTube.
- YouTube?
1489
01:40:17,734 --> 01:40:18,818
YouTube.
1490
01:40:18,902 --> 01:40:21,696
What the fuck's? Is that, is
that a new kind of Brylcreem or what?
1491
01:40:21,780 --> 01:40:23,490
No, he's right.
He's fucking right.
1492
01:40:23,573 --> 01:40:26,576
YouTube. Listen.
When's the next away match?
1493
01:40:26,660 --> 01:40:28,203
What sort of video?
1494
01:40:35,710 --> 01:40:39,172
Okay. Here we go.
It's the East Lancs A580
1495
01:40:39,255 --> 01:40:41,174
directly to Worsley Road.
1496
01:40:41,257 --> 01:40:43,635
Take the...
1497
01:40:44,969 --> 01:40:51,017
Left turn on to A572 for rendezvous,
ETA 1200 hours.
1498
01:40:51,101 --> 01:40:52,727
Over. Do you hear me?
1499
01:40:53,853 --> 01:40:55,814
Meatballs, are you near me?
1500
01:40:55,897 --> 01:40:57,774
Getting me head down.
1501
01:40:58,858 --> 01:41:02,070
Travis, are you, where are you?
I have lost radio contact.
1502
01:41:02,779 --> 01:41:04,280
Where are you?
1503
01:41:05,865 --> 01:41:08,618
Where are you? Meatballs,
where are you, for fuck's sake?
1504
01:41:08,702 --> 01:41:11,037
This is going to cock.
This has all been planned.
1505
01:41:11,121 --> 01:41:13,581
- Where's coach two?
- There, dickhead.
1506
01:41:13,665 --> 01:41:17,877
Where's coach two? Where is it?
What the fucking hell is going on?
1507
01:41:17,961 --> 01:41:20,380
You're worse than
the fucking Yanks in Baghdad, you!
1508
01:41:20,463 --> 01:41:22,465
What the fuck is going on in here?
1509
01:41:25,010 --> 01:41:26,720
What are you doing?
1510
01:41:26,803 --> 01:41:29,139
Tell him to slow down.
What are you doing?
1511
01:41:29,764 --> 01:41:33,018
Slow down.
Driver, hurry up, for fuck's sake.
1512
01:41:33,101 --> 01:41:35,895
Spoil it. Just fucking sit down!
1513
01:41:38,523 --> 01:41:40,817
Okay, men, take convoy. Stay back.
1514
01:41:46,740 --> 01:41:48,408
Okay, men, stay in
Let's get it done.
1515
01:41:48,491 --> 01:41:49,951
Let's go. Come on, let's fucking go.
1516
01:41:50,035 --> 01:41:51,453
Come on,
let's sort this out now.
1517
01:41:51,536 --> 01:41:53,496
Stop fucking about.
You know what you need to do.
1518
01:41:53,580 --> 01:41:55,707
We need to get in
and out of there, get that job done.
1519
01:41:55,790 --> 01:41:57,584
We got 45 minutes.
We don't wanna miss kick-off.
1520
01:41:57,667 --> 01:41:59,336
- Are we all right for it?
- Yes!
1521
01:41:59,419 --> 01:42:00,962
- Are we all up for it?
- Yes!
1522
01:42:01,046 --> 01:42:02,756
Operation Cantona!
1523
01:42:04,841 --> 01:42:08,636
What a friend we have in Jesus
1524
01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:11,723
He's our saviour from afar
1525
01:42:11,806 --> 01:42:14,893
What a friend we have in Jesus
1526
01:42:14,976 --> 01:42:17,604
And his name is Cantona
1527
01:42:17,687 --> 01:42:20,732
Ooh, ah, Cantona
1528
01:42:20,815 --> 01:42:27,322
Ooh, ah, Cantona
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah
1529
01:42:27,405 --> 01:42:32,202
Cantona, ooh, ah, Cantona
1530
01:42:56,851 --> 01:42:59,270
Wait a minute. Fucking dog.
1531
01:43:04,234 --> 01:43:05,819
- How big is it?
- Fucking big.
1532
01:43:05,902 --> 01:43:07,821
Big. It's fucking big.
1533
01:43:07,904 --> 01:43:10,156
Should have brought some steak.
1534
01:43:13,243 --> 01:43:15,078
Give us them sausages.
1535
01:43:20,250 --> 01:43:22,210
- Here are, here are.
- Here, for fuck's sake.
1536
01:43:22,293 --> 01:43:24,045
- Come on, get him. Get him.
- He's here.
1537
01:43:24,129 --> 01:43:25,755
Fucking hell,
look at the size of that!
1538
01:43:25,839 --> 01:43:27,340
Shut up, shut up.
1539
01:43:27,424 --> 01:43:29,676
God, you big ugly git.
Get it in the loop.
1540
01:43:29,759 --> 01:43:32,178
- All right. Hang on. Fuck's sake, man.
- Come on.
1541
01:43:32,971 --> 01:43:35,056
Come on.
It's gonna have me fucking hand off.
1542
01:43:35,140 --> 01:43:38,018
- Right. Here, here, here. Right.
- Go on, go.
1543
01:43:38,226 --> 01:43:40,186
Get the fucker.
That's it, that's it, take it.
1544
01:43:40,270 --> 01:43:41,855
He's going,
he's going, going, going.
1545
01:43:41,938 --> 01:43:43,565
That's it. Got the fucker.
1546
01:43:43,648 --> 01:43:46,484
Shut up, shut up.
1547
01:43:46,568 --> 01:43:48,778
Post, special delivery.
1548
01:43:52,490 --> 01:43:53,950
Come on.
1549
01:43:55,618 --> 01:43:58,204
Right, Sonny.
Get hold of this bloody dog.
1550
01:44:01,374 --> 01:44:05,795
Okay, men. Operation Cantona.
1551
01:44:06,338 --> 01:44:10,050
- Express yourselves.
- Express yourselves.
1552
01:44:21,394 --> 01:44:22,979
Come on!
1553
01:44:24,981 --> 01:44:26,483
Fucking hell's going on?
1554
01:44:30,445 --> 01:44:33,740
Oi! Nobby.
1555
01:44:36,409 --> 01:44:37,827
Go and get Fenner.
1556
01:44:37,911 --> 01:44:39,746
- Fenner.
- Fenner, get out of fucking bed.
1557
01:44:39,829 --> 01:44:41,289
- Fenner.
- Where's the dog?
1558
01:44:41,373 --> 01:44:42,791
What? What you shouting for?
1559
01:44:42,874 --> 01:44:44,334
Have a look out
the fucking window.
1560
01:44:44,417 --> 01:44:45,877
- Where's the phone?
- What?
1561
01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:48,588
- Fenner, phone, Buzz.
- Fenner.
1562
01:44:48,672 --> 01:44:50,131
Fucking hell!
1563
01:44:50,215 --> 01:44:51,758
The fuck's going on?
1564
01:44:52,467 --> 01:44:54,803
What? What? What the fuck is going on?
1565
01:44:54,886 --> 01:44:58,765
Get off the fucking car.
Get the fucking bat. Hey!
1566
01:44:59,683 --> 01:45:01,685
Have a look. Look out the window.
1567
01:45:02,519 --> 01:45:05,021
Get off the car. Hey.
1568
01:45:10,193 --> 01:45:12,779
- Come on then. Who fucking wants it?
- Oh, there you are.
1569
01:45:12,862 --> 01:45:15,532
Come on. Get off the fucking grass.
Who wants it?
1570
01:45:15,615 --> 01:45:17,033
I'll take your fucking head off.
1571
01:45:17,117 --> 01:45:19,202
- Leave him alone, you.
- Shut up, you cunt. Come on.
1572
01:45:19,285 --> 01:45:20,829
- What are you gonna do, eh?
- Turn that fucking camera off
1573
01:45:20,912 --> 01:45:22,372
or I'll fucking have you, you fucking.
1574
01:45:22,455 --> 01:45:23,832
You gonna do us all, are ya?
1575
01:45:23,915 --> 01:45:26,584
I'll have you first, you fucking fat
cunt. And then this little cunt here.
1576
01:45:26,668 --> 01:45:28,461
- You recognise that?
- Do I fuck!
1577
01:45:28,545 --> 01:45:30,296
Eh, you fucking do. It's yours. Eh?
1578
01:45:30,380 --> 01:45:33,466
Fucking. What you fucking...
You're talking shit, you prick.
1579
01:45:33,550 --> 01:45:35,218
All of ya, fucking come on.
1580
01:45:35,301 --> 01:45:37,637
Right, boys. Fire!
1581
01:45:38,805 --> 01:45:41,016
- Turn it off!
- What are you fucking doing?
1582
01:45:41,099 --> 01:45:42,600
- There you go.
- Oh, fuck off!
1583
01:45:42,684 --> 01:45:44,853
- Come on.
- You're a fucking joke.
1584
01:45:44,936 --> 01:45:46,396
Fuck off.
1585
01:45:46,479 --> 01:45:49,524
Fuck off. Fuck off. Hey, is this it?
1586
01:45:49,607 --> 01:45:53,069
Right, boys. Get in there.
1587
01:45:57,657 --> 01:46:00,160
- Come on. Come on.
- Fucking come on.
1588
01:46:00,243 --> 01:46:01,828
Get away with that fucking camera.
1589
01:46:01,911 --> 01:46:03,580
- D'you recognise it now?
- Get it out the face.
1590
01:46:03,663 --> 01:46:05,040
- What?
- Do you recognise it now?
1591
01:46:05,123 --> 01:46:07,000
It's a fucking gun. What d'you want?
What d'you fucking want?
1592
01:46:07,083 --> 01:46:08,585
Do you recognise it?
1593
01:46:08,668 --> 01:46:10,837
It's a fucking gun.
There's hundreds of 'em.
1594
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:12,630
Oh, fucking nice one.
1595
01:46:12,714 --> 01:46:14,591
- D'you recognise it now, eh?
- Fucking nice one.
1596
01:46:14,674 --> 01:46:17,344
- Acknowledge it now.
- Get out of me...
1597
01:46:17,427 --> 01:46:20,555
No, it's a fucking gun.
No, I've never fucking seen it.
1598
01:46:20,638 --> 01:46:22,432
Get to fuck.
1599
01:46:22,849 --> 01:46:26,144
Fucking hell! No! Leave it out! Fuck!
1600
01:46:26,227 --> 01:46:28,646
- Do you recognise it?
- Fuck off.
1601
01:46:28,730 --> 01:46:30,649
Right, boys.
1602
01:46:31,191 --> 01:46:33,318
- Decorate!
- What?
1603
01:46:33,777 --> 01:46:36,029
Fucking hell. You got it in me eye!
1604
01:46:37,447 --> 01:46:38,990
You fucking divs.
1605
01:46:39,074 --> 01:46:40,742
Do you recognise it now?
Do you recognise it now?
1606
01:46:40,825 --> 01:46:42,327
Fuck off.
1607
01:46:58,802 --> 01:47:00,845
Okay, boys, hold fire.
1608
01:47:02,972 --> 01:47:05,266
Hold it. Hold it.
1609
01:47:07,310 --> 01:47:10,188
All right, boys, it's a court. Get back.
1610
01:47:10,271 --> 01:47:11,856
You fucker.
1611
01:47:11,940 --> 01:47:14,442
All right, fat Eric,
I've fucking seen it.
1612
01:47:14,776 --> 01:47:17,696
- And?
- Well, you fucking win.
1613
01:47:18,363 --> 01:47:20,073
You get that, boys?
1614
01:47:21,741 --> 01:47:26,621
Ladies and gentlemen,
before your very eyes,
1615
01:47:26,705 --> 01:47:29,582
I am gonna smash this
bleedin' gun into smithereens.
1616
01:47:29,666 --> 01:47:32,127
Whoa, not the fucking tiles.
They're Italian, them.
1617
01:47:32,210 --> 01:47:33,878
- Are they Italian?
- Yeah.
1618
01:47:34,796 --> 01:47:36,423
You fucking twat.
1619
01:47:36,673 --> 01:47:41,219
You fucking cunt. Fucking pack it in!
1620
01:47:57,068 --> 01:48:00,822
You know that family?
You don't go near 'em.
1621
01:48:00,905 --> 01:48:04,993
You don't look at 'em, you don't talk
to 'em, you don't even think about 'em.
1622
01:48:05,076 --> 01:48:06,828
Because you know what'll happen?
1623
01:48:07,954 --> 01:48:10,415
Come on, tosspot,
I thought you could tell the future.
1624
01:48:11,249 --> 01:48:13,877
Well, let me tell you your future.
1625
01:48:13,960 --> 01:48:16,629
We're gonna turn up
here with 10 coach loads
1626
01:48:16,713 --> 01:48:20,759
and we're gonna take this house
apart, brick by fucking brick.
1627
01:48:22,927 --> 01:48:26,306
And this little movie that you've been
starring in with your little mate.
1628
01:48:28,725 --> 01:48:31,394
One word to Ryan
and it's gonna be on BlueTube.
1629
01:48:32,270 --> 01:48:34,356
It's YouTube.
It's called YouTube.
1630
01:48:34,439 --> 01:48:36,733
Well, whatever it is.
You're gonna be on it.
1631
01:48:37,442 --> 01:48:41,363
With your fucking poncy posing pouch
and your gimp of a mate,
1632
01:48:41,446 --> 01:48:43,740
and all the people laughing
at your little red willy.
1633
01:48:45,533 --> 01:48:47,827
You fancy that, do ya? Eh?
1634
01:48:48,328 --> 01:48:51,790
And if you try and run away
to some bolt-hole in Blackpool
1635
01:48:51,873 --> 01:48:54,167
or some rabbit hole
in the Outer Hebrides,
1636
01:48:55,877 --> 01:48:57,587
we'll find ya.
1637
01:48:57,671 --> 01:49:00,548
I'll find ya! You know why?
1638
01:49:00,632 --> 01:49:02,634
'Cause I'm a fucking postman!
1639
01:49:09,808 --> 01:49:13,144
Ooh, ah, Cantona
1640
01:49:13,228 --> 01:49:16,815
Ooh, ah, Cantona
1641
01:49:16,898 --> 01:49:20,610
Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah
1642
01:49:20,694 --> 01:49:22,070
Cantona
1643
01:49:27,283 --> 01:49:28,785
Get on, boys. Well done.
1644
01:49:28,868 --> 01:49:31,246
Come on, let's get to the match.
Let's get a few beers.
1645
01:49:31,788 --> 01:49:33,790
Well done, boys, well done.
1646
01:49:35,333 --> 01:49:38,962
Oh, man. Oi, Eric,
fucking thanks so much, mate.
1647
01:49:39,295 --> 01:49:41,339
It's what I'm here for, innit?
1648
01:49:41,423 --> 01:49:43,049
D'you know what I mean?
I would have done anything.
1649
01:49:43,133 --> 01:49:44,884
And then, like, you've
sorted all that out, and like...
1650
01:49:44,968 --> 01:49:46,344
It's all right.
1651
01:49:46,428 --> 01:49:47,887
I'm just, I'm sorry
as well, d'you know, like?
1652
01:49:47,971 --> 01:49:49,472
- It's all right.
- At least we got troubles no more.
1653
01:49:49,556 --> 01:49:51,725
- Thanks. Thanks, Eric.
- You're welcome, son.
1654
01:49:51,808 --> 01:49:53,935
- You're welcome, honest.
- Seriously, man. Sorted.
1655
01:49:54,019 --> 01:49:55,395
Have you spoke to Lily?
1656
01:49:55,478 --> 01:49:57,272
Nah. She's not
returning me calls, is she?
1657
01:49:57,355 --> 01:49:58,815
You've got to speak to her.
1658
01:49:58,898 --> 01:50:00,692
Just tell her what happened
and that and she'll understand.
1659
01:50:00,775 --> 01:50:02,235
Listen, that's all finished with, that.
1660
01:50:02,319 --> 01:50:05,363
I mean, she's had enough. You know what?
I can't say I blame her, really.
1661
01:50:05,447 --> 01:50:06,740
Yeah, but she ain't had enough.
1662
01:50:06,823 --> 01:50:09,075
If she knows about what I
did and how you helped me out and that.
1663
01:50:09,159 --> 01:50:11,119
- Listen, lads. Listen. Leave it.
- We're waiting for you lot.
1664
01:50:11,202 --> 01:50:12,662
Call her or something, then. Dad.
1665
01:50:12,746 --> 01:50:14,164
I will, I will, I will.
1666
01:50:16,791 --> 01:50:20,003
Come on, Cantona, you dozy git.
I hope you haven't been robbing.
1667
01:50:20,086 --> 01:50:22,881
Come on. We're gonna miss the match.
1668
01:50:26,009 --> 01:50:27,427
Come on.
1669
01:50:52,035 --> 01:50:54,871
- It's a nice place, isn't it?
- Yeah, yeah.
1670
01:50:58,249 --> 01:51:01,086
- Hiya. Are you all right.
- Yeah, are you?
1671
01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:41,626
I'm proud of you, kid, proud of you.
1672
01:51:41,710 --> 01:51:43,128
Oh, Dad.
1673
01:51:44,045 --> 01:51:45,797
So proud of you for Daisy as well.
1674
01:51:47,799 --> 01:51:49,175
Come on, Sam.
1675
01:51:49,259 --> 01:51:50,969
All the hooligans on the outside.
1676
01:51:51,177 --> 01:51:52,887
- There you go.
- Where do you want you?
1677
01:51:52,971 --> 01:51:54,889
In the wheelie bin.
Get in the back there, somewhere.
1678
01:51:55,056 --> 01:51:56,641
- Yeah?
- All right, come on.
1679
01:51:56,725 --> 01:51:58,435
No taking the piss out of my hairdo,
all right?
1680
01:52:00,145 --> 01:52:01,563
Oh, come on.
1681
01:52:01,646 --> 01:52:03,690
- You haven't got the book on it?
- I've gotta put it on portrait.
1682
01:52:04,316 --> 01:52:06,234
- Meatballs.
- Portrait.
1683
01:52:06,318 --> 01:52:08,069
I know what I'm doing.
I've been on a course.
1684
01:52:08,153 --> 01:52:09,863
Yeah, reading books.
1685
01:52:11,031 --> 01:52:12,907
That's it. No, come on.
1686
01:52:12,991 --> 01:52:14,409
Oh, no, this is so embarrassing.
1687
01:52:14,492 --> 01:52:15,994
Come on. Come on, it's your graduation.
1688
01:52:16,077 --> 01:52:17,912
Sam and Daisy, come on.
Come on, come on.
1689
01:52:17,996 --> 01:52:24,044
- Where's Jess? Cheers, mate.
- Come on. Right.
1690
01:52:26,963 --> 01:52:28,381
All right now.
1691
01:52:28,465 --> 01:52:30,675
God, she looks beautiful, doesn't she?
1692
01:52:30,759 --> 01:52:32,635
I'm so happy for her.
1693
01:52:35,889 --> 01:52:37,891
Listen, thanks for ringing, you know.
1694
01:52:37,974 --> 01:52:40,101
Made today a lot easier.
1695
01:52:40,185 --> 01:52:43,229
I was just so embarrassed
about meeting, you know,
1696
01:52:43,313 --> 01:52:45,523
after all that nonsense at the house.
1697
01:52:47,025 --> 01:52:50,111
Tell you what, I don't know
what I'd have done, Eric.
1698
01:52:50,195 --> 01:52:52,405
It took a lot of courage,
I'll give you that.
1699
01:52:53,114 --> 01:52:54,866
And d'you know, them boys,
1700
01:52:55,659 --> 01:52:58,912
they love you to pieces. So does Sam.
1701
01:53:00,538 --> 01:53:02,666
You must have done something right, eh?
1702
01:53:04,417 --> 01:53:06,002
I wanna take a picture of Mum and Dad.
1703
01:53:06,086 --> 01:53:08,004
Mum. Dad. Come on. Your turn now.
1704
01:53:08,088 --> 01:53:09,589
No, no. No, it's all right, love.
1705
01:53:09,673 --> 01:53:12,092
- Oh, come on. Come on. Come on.
- I want a picture of you two.
1706
01:53:12,175 --> 01:53:15,136
- Will you take her?
- Yeah, come on.
1707
01:53:15,303 --> 01:53:17,180
Come on, it'll be all right.
1708
01:53:17,263 --> 01:53:19,391
- Where do you want us?
- In the middle.
1709
01:53:19,641 --> 01:53:21,518
You're all right, it's on automatic
there, focus.
1710
01:53:21,601 --> 01:53:23,061
What, here?
1711
01:53:23,144 --> 01:53:24,771
- Just press that.
- Do I just press that? Okay.
1712
01:53:24,854 --> 01:53:26,731
- All right. Nice one.
- Look at him.
1713
01:53:26,815 --> 01:53:29,484
Dad, what the hell
have you got on your feet?
1714
01:53:30,110 --> 01:53:31,528
It's me blue shoes.
1715
01:53:31,611 --> 01:53:33,029
Are you kidding me?
1716
01:53:34,572 --> 01:53:37,033
And you think I didn't notice,
you lunatic.
1717
01:53:37,117 --> 01:53:39,703
Lunatic? Moi?
1718
01:53:44,124 --> 01:53:45,375
That's a lovely one.
1719
01:54:16,990 --> 01:54:22,495
When the seagulls... follow the trawler,
1720
01:54:23,538 --> 01:54:27,584
it's because they think sardines
1721
01:54:27,709 --> 01:54:30,503
will be thrown into the sea.
1722
01:54:31,212 --> 01:54:33,423
Thank you very much.
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