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Pride Weekend!
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- Can you feel it, baby?
- The dancing...
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- The parade...
- The fucking.
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Oh, can't wait.
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You sure you're up for it?
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He's up for it.
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- It's my first pride.
- Careful.
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Pride is a sin.
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Then I'm going to hell.
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I'll be right back.
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Don't even joke about that.
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Who did this?
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- Some demented queen...
- Oh my God.
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- with no taste.
- Nice job, ma.
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Glad you like it.
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Okay, can we hurry up and eat, please?
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I've got appointments all day.
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You've got appointments?
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It's Pride, honey.
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Facial at 9:00, pedicure at 10:00,
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Bikini wax at 11:00...
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Oh, then I've got to take Godiva her dress.
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She's marching?
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No, I'm pushing.
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I have to figure out how to accessorize
a wheelchair.
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Who's Godiva?
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"Who's Godiva?"
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Don't they teach you fucking kids anything?
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Time for Gay History 101.
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Let me tell you,
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Godiva is the world's greatest drag queen.
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At least Pittsburgh's.
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I had, uh...
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I'd just moved here from Mississippi;
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Didn't know a soul.
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Somehow,
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I found my way to Woody's.
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I was standing there, she comes up to me,
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and, uh, and says, "You all alone,
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Sugar?"
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I stood there with my mouth hanging open.
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Well, things haven't changed much.
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Ouch.
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"Well, not anymore," she said.
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"Now you've got Godiva, just like the chocolate:
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Dark and sweet!"
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She introduced me to everyone
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and everything...
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including my first Pride.
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I'm... afraid this may be her last.
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If you ask me, people make too much
of this Pride business.
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As if you'd even know,
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considering you've never been to one.
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You've never been?
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Poor Mikey's afraid he'll end up as the
token Pride clip on the 6:00 o'clock news.
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Well, I don't exactly see you out there
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being the... Grand Marshall.
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We all have our ways of celebrating.
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Some people take it to the streets...
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Other people take it to the sheets.
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So, lovemuffins?
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You ready for the high homo-holidays?
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- Yes. Absolutely.
- Yes.
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And what about you,
Madam P-Flag President?
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We have the biggest group yet.
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Congratulations.
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- Thank you.
- Now if only your...
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widdle pwide and joy would march wif you.
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Order some pancakes and shut the fuck up.
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Nothing would make me prouder.
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But I'm not a manipulative...
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guilt-slinging kind of mother.
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Michael can do what he wants.
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So what'll you have...
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little asshole?
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I'll have the march and the parade.
Hold the tears.
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What'd you say?
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I said I'll march, okay?
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Oh, geez!
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Hey, did you hear that, everybody?
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My... my kid's gonna march with me
in the parade!
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Oh, happy day.
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Grape?
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My other clients aren't nearly as cooperative.
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They'd better not be.
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How much time have we got?
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Just enough...
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for...
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this.
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We have to sign all this?
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Well, we have durable powers of attorney,
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and living will,
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joint tenancy agreement,
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reciprocal guardianship for Gus...
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After this, signing a marriage licence
would be a breeze.
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That is what you wanted, isn't it?
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Damn right.
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You and me.
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Signed...
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sealed...
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and delivered.
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Sorry.
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Is Gus taking his nap?
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Uh, no. But I could sure use one.
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Ah, you have a visitor.
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My 2:00 o'clock? I told you, I'm not here.
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- Yeah, well you try telling that...
- Out of the way,
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chicken legs.
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Where is that sexy beast?
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Didn't I tell you she'd practically shit?
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You certainly did.
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What are you doing here?
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That's what everybody says
when you're in Pittsburgh!
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You haven't changed a bit.
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Why tamper with perfection, baby?
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Oh... this is Lindsay.
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I thought it might be.
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And this must be Leda.
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Yeah.
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Performance of our new poolside coolers...
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isn't what we'd hoped for.
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Unless you hoped for less
than 1% of the market.
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Well, we need to... change our image.
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When women think poolside, they should think,
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"cool",
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"hip",
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"trendy".
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That's why we're looking for
someone who can...
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add some spunk to our campaign.
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Well, if you're looking for spunk,
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Mr. Poole,
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you've definitely come to the right man.
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There will also be a $50,000 bonus
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if we can double our market share.
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So, uh,
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give me a proposal, and...
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I'll consider it.
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Maybe you should consider this, Mr. Poole;
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your stock took a nosedive last quarter
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and you have a shareholders meeting
in three days.
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Unless you come up with something fast,
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your little family business will bought out
from under you at 10 cents on the dollar.
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You're very blunt, mr. Kinney.
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And...
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You're out of time, Mr. Poole.
If you want me,
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hire me.
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That was fucking brilliant.
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Glitter and shine.
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Too bad you're wasting it on such an asshole.
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Don't tell me you haven't heard of Clayton Poole.
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- The guy who...
- Hates gays.
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Right. He's always donating his money
to worthy causes,
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like "Castrate Homosexuals Now,"
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"Launch Lesbian into Space,"
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"Stop AIDS with Guns".
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Well now, he can donate some of his money to me.
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- 50 grand.
- Ohh.
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So, what's the big concept?
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Fuck if I know.
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There we were on our motorcycles...
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Just south of Big Sur on the Coast highway...
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When this cop pulled us over.
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Well, for what?
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Speeding. Topless.
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Did he give you a ticket?
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Well, he tried to give us more than that.
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He said the sight of us
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was going to cause someone to drive off a cliff,
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that he was going to arrest us.
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- Then you started flirting with him.
- No, no, my dear, it was you.
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Long story short, we're behind a rock,
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he's got his pants down...
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And this little vixen steals his boots
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and we tear the fuck out of there.
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Want some more wine?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So how long are you in town for?
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Till they kick me out,
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or my photo exhibit opens.
Whichever comes first.
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Lindsay's an artist too, you know.
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Art teacher.
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And here I was thinking we had nothing in common.
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Oh, don't get me wrong.
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I think it's groovy, two chicks raising a kid.
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But to go from zooming down the highway
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to zero in the slow lane...
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I mean what's next, you gonna get married?
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Actually, we are.
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No shit.
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Girl, you really have gone respectable.
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So, big weekend coming up, huh?
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Huh? Oh... pride. Yeah.
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- You going?
- Not only am I going,
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I'm marching with my mother's P-Flag group.
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You don't sound very excited about it.
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Well to tell you the truth,
I've always been a little worried
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that somebody from work might see me.
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It's pretty stupid, huh?
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Not really.
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Since a group of us are going to be there.
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What?
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Stop!
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Holy shit!
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It's gonna cost you, Novotny.
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That's nothin'. Barely a scratch.
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You must have more important things on your mind.
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You two, uh, got something goin' this weekend?
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- Not really.
- Why don't you come with us
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to the pansy parade?
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It's not my scene.
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Like it's ours?
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We'd figured we'd check out the sights.
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You mean, check out the freaks.
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Gotta admit, it's the best party in town.
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Don't tell me you never been, Mike.
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Actually, I never have.
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Oh, now that is what I call pure sex.
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What the hell are you doing, covering it up?
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I let the insurance expire a while ago, and...
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just forgot all about it.
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I got an idea.
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Another trip to Big Sur?
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Uh-huh.
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Dykes on bikes. You and me,
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the parade, just like old times.
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I, uh...
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I couldn't.
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Yeah, you could.
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You get a quickie permit,
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polish up the old bitch and we're there.
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Well...
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I mean, I... I can't.
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We're marching with the marriage initiative.
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You know, for same-sex marriages.
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Right.
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I understand. You gotta do your thing. Still...
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it is a shame to keep such a beauty
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Out of commission and under wraps.
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Happy Pride.
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How's it going?
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Okay, which one
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you want to try first?
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Papaya-Sauvignon,
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Kiwi-Chardonnay...
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or Melon-Merlot?
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It's so tasty, you'll want to try all three.
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So wretched, you want to puke.
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Not even a fucking piss-queen
would want to swallow this shit.
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Fruity, refreshing...
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like a gentle breeze on a summer day.
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Okay, I take it back.
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How are you going to get people to drink it?
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I'll think of something.
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Happy Pride.
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How's it going?
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Fuck, I hate this.
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Try a Papaya-Sauvignon.
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Ew.
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Any other night,
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I'd go home, log on to cumquick.com
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and get it over with. But no, it's Pride.
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You actually want to experience
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some of this sexual freedom
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we supposedly fought so hard for.
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There's something hard for ya.
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Yeah, right.
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He's checking you out.
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Why would he be checking...
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me?
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Teddy? Holy shit!
271
00:12:43,591 --> 00:12:44,576
Teddy...
272
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:54,954
Well that's one way to leave a lasting impression.
273
00:12:54,954 --> 00:12:56,455
Word of advice,
274
00:12:56,455 --> 00:12:58,457
next time you got nuts in your mouth,
275
00:12:58,457 --> 00:13:02,379
Suck, don't chew.
276
00:13:02,379 --> 00:13:04,848
Happy Pride, how's it going?
277
00:13:04,848 --> 00:13:06,850
Oh, you know...
278
00:13:06,850 --> 00:13:09,800
enjoying the flow of air through my esophagus.
279
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:11,821
So, you want to go?
280
00:13:16,728 --> 00:13:18,212
Really?
281
00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:20,665
Ah... sure. Ah...
282
00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:23,167
Okay! Uh, we... gotta go!
283
00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,653
We're going!
284
00:13:25,653 --> 00:13:27,121
Now see ya!
285
00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:29,958
Way to go, Mr. Peanut.
286
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:34,346
Wow. Pride is a magical time.
287
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,948
- Wanna dance?
- Sure.
288
00:14:01,776 --> 00:14:03,277
Uncle Vic, what are you doing here?
289
00:14:03,778 --> 00:14:05,279
Michael!
290
00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:09,717
Even older gay men can celebrate Pride. Right?
291
00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:10,217
Right.
292
00:14:10,668 --> 00:14:13,155
Just don't overdo.
293
00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:14,606
It's Godiva.
294
00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:22,447
When?
295
00:14:22,447 --> 00:14:24,933
A little while ago.
296
00:14:24,933 --> 00:14:28,905
I was visiting a friend over at the hospice.
297
00:14:28,905 --> 00:14:30,907
I... I was just there, I...
298
00:14:30,907 --> 00:14:33,910
took her her dress.
299
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:37,413
Sometimes it happens very quickly.
300
00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:39,416
And that can be a blessing.
301
00:14:50,777 --> 00:14:53,615
Yes. Yeah.
302
00:14:57,051 --> 00:14:57,969
Yes!
303
00:15:00,905 --> 00:15:02,874
Oh... God!
304
00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:05,360
That was amazing.
305
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:06,861
Wasn't that amazing?
306
00:15:07,295 --> 00:15:10,733
Yeah. Amazing.
307
00:15:16,705 --> 00:15:19,708
Ohh... oh.
308
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:23,713
You...
309
00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:25,715
you hungry?
310
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:27,217
You want some chips or anything?
311
00:15:27,717 --> 00:15:29,719
- No, thanks.
- So, uh...
312
00:15:29,719 --> 00:15:31,655
are you going to the parade on sunday?
313
00:15:31,655 --> 00:15:33,607
Yeah, I'll be there.
314
00:15:34,107 --> 00:15:35,058
Maybe we can go together.
315
00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:38,462
You know, if you'd like.
316
00:15:38,913 --> 00:15:41,916
Here, uh...
317
00:15:43,918 --> 00:15:46,420
Here. Uh...
318
00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:47,922
this is...
319
00:15:47,922 --> 00:15:49,423
this is me.
320
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,376
I'm Ted.
321
00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:53,879
Great.
322
00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:55,380
See ya.
323
00:15:55,380 --> 00:15:57,382
See ya.
324
00:16:07,744 --> 00:16:08,745
Yeah.
325
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,165
Yeah, that's great.
326
00:16:15,134 --> 00:16:16,119
That's nice.
327
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,119
Michelangelo.
328
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,051
I'm getting there.
329
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,990
Brian's been helping me with my exercises.
330
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:38,974
Yeah, I bet.
331
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:41,460
"Squeeze tighter, pull harder."
332
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:42,395
Hey!
333
00:17:43,847 --> 00:17:45,265
Big day tomorrow.
334
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,684
I can't wait.
335
00:17:47,684 --> 00:17:49,185
I remember my first march,
336
00:17:49,185 --> 00:17:50,653
after the Stonewall riots.
337
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:52,605
In the stone age.
338
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,508
There were no more than 25 of us that first year.
339
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,577
That's all?
340
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,018
You thinking coming out's tough now,
341
00:17:58,029 --> 00:17:59,964
you should've been around back then.
342
00:18:00,464 --> 00:18:00,965
Hey, guys!
343
00:18:01,432 --> 00:18:02,433
Get a load of this!
344
00:18:06,387 --> 00:18:08,389
Great, huh?
345
00:18:08,389 --> 00:18:10,392
And check this out!
346
00:18:10,392 --> 00:18:12,394
Ta-da!
347
00:18:12,394 --> 00:18:14,365
I had it made in honour
348
00:18:14,379 --> 00:18:15,380
of our first time walking together.
349
00:18:15,881 --> 00:18:16,882
Isn't it adorable?
350
00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:18,350
Swear to me that you didn't get one.
351
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:22,788
Hey, ma, uh, you want a doughnut?
352
00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:24,290
You're not!
353
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,209
What, I didn't say anything.
354
00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:28,644
You didn't have to.
355
00:18:28,644 --> 00:18:30,646
I know, I'm your mother.
356
00:18:31,147 --> 00:18:33,649
- It's not that I don't want to.
- Then why?
357
00:18:33,649 --> 00:18:35,084
What's your excuse this time?
358
00:18:35,084 --> 00:18:37,086
I just...
359
00:18:37,086 --> 00:18:40,010
I just can't.
360
00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:45,996
It's easy for you to... wave banners and...
361
00:18:45,996 --> 00:18:50,000
and march around. You've got nothing to lose.
362
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:52,454
Hell, you're not even gay!
363
00:18:52,454 --> 00:18:56,458
Well, I'm the next best thing.
364
00:18:56,458 --> 00:19:02,363
And I'm damn proud of it!
365
00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:05,789
- You better be marchin'.
- Yeah.
366
00:19:10,289 --> 00:19:14,293
Okay, let's continue with our posters.
367
00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:15,795
This is a nice one, huh?
368
00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:18,217
It is.
369
00:19:20,217 --> 00:19:23,203
- Smart?
- Yes.
370
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:27,207
- Sexy?
- Yes!
371
00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:30,710
Pierced pussy?
372
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:33,713
How the hell would I know?
373
00:19:33,713 --> 00:19:35,216
In other words, the legendary Leda
374
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,718
- lives up to her legend.
- Better.
375
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,720
Compared to her, I'm just some bland...
376
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,223
flabby hausfrau.
377
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,724
You popped out a kid.
378
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,226
It's not your fault that you're not as...
379
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:50,182
- tight as you once were.
- Fuck you!
380
00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:53,118
Don't worry. Some women are
attracted to stretch marks.
381
00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:56,004
I do not have stretch marks!
382
00:19:57,473 --> 00:19:58,974
Say it!
383
00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:02,479
I do not have stretch marks! Ow!
384
00:20:08,835 --> 00:20:12,755
Thanks.
385
00:20:12,755 --> 00:20:17,661
Don't forget these.
386
00:20:19,129 --> 00:20:21,632
Paying for it now?
387
00:20:21,632 --> 00:20:25,052
I suppose older gentlemen have to do that.
388
00:20:25,052 --> 00:20:28,055
I know this may be harder to swallow
389
00:20:28,055 --> 00:20:31,443
- than his 10-inch dick, but...
- Ooh.
390
00:20:31,443 --> 00:20:33,428
"Poolside"
391
00:20:33,428 --> 00:20:35,920
has just become "Pool Boy".
392
00:20:35,931 --> 00:20:37,382
Oh, I hate that shit.
393
00:20:37,382 --> 00:20:39,851
Everybody does.
394
00:20:39,851 --> 00:20:42,354
But once the fags see this label,
395
00:20:42,354 --> 00:20:45,358
they'll want to lap him up.
396
00:20:45,358 --> 00:20:48,861
Poole beverages?
397
00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:51,831
Do you know who that guy is?
398
00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:54,333
Yeah.
399
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,769
- So?
- So?
400
00:20:56,769 --> 00:20:58,255
He hates us.
401
00:20:58,255 --> 00:21:00,257
What he does with his money is his business.
402
00:21:00,257 --> 00:21:03,176
Except when it hurts us, then it's our business.
403
00:21:03,677 --> 00:21:09,583
That is my business.
404
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:15,039
She was so excited about Pride.
405
00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:19,043
She said, "Honey, if I have to wheel myself out there
406
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:21,496
on a board like 'porgy and bess',
407
00:21:21,496 --> 00:21:25,416
I'm goin'."
408
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,854
She wanted her hair to be the biggest;
409
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,356
Her gown,
410
00:21:30,806 --> 00:21:35,811
To be the glitteriest...
411
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:36,812
just, uh...
412
00:21:36,812 --> 00:21:39,315
just so everyone would...
413
00:21:39,315 --> 00:21:40,800
would know that nothing,
414
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,770
Not even aids...
415
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:48,224
could keep her down.
416
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,611
Not going to be the same without her.
417
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,063
Unless...
418
00:21:53,063 --> 00:21:55,050
Unless?
419
00:21:56,050 --> 00:21:57,551
Unless you wear it.
420
00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:01,489
Yeah.
421
00:22:03,424 --> 00:22:04,925
Honey, I couldn't fill her bra.
422
00:22:05,426 --> 00:22:08,300
Much less her shoes.
423
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:14,803
Would you mind if I stayed with her
424
00:22:14,803 --> 00:22:17,743
a little while?
425
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:30,703
Ah, that's good.
426
00:22:30,703 --> 00:22:36,977
Don't go too fast.
427
00:22:36,977 --> 00:22:42,132
Justin!
428
00:22:42,132 --> 00:22:44,535
What are you doing here?
429
00:22:44,535 --> 00:22:46,970
Having a blast. Time of my life.
430
00:22:46,970 --> 00:22:51,409
My 500 hours of community service.
What the fuck do you think?
431
00:22:51,409 --> 00:22:53,395
What about you? Got AIDS?
432
00:22:53,395 --> 00:22:54,896
No.
433
00:22:54,896 --> 00:22:55,814
You will.
434
00:22:55,814 --> 00:23:00,675
Sooner or later... All you fags end up here.
435
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:10,680
Okay. Let's give this bitch a whirl!
436
00:23:12,064 --> 00:23:13,065
Whoo!
437
00:23:15,034 --> 00:23:17,036
It works!
438
00:23:17,036 --> 00:23:18,037
Hop on!
439
00:23:18,037 --> 00:23:19,039
What?
440
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:21,525
Grab a helmet, come with me.
441
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,959
Some other time.
442
00:23:22,959 --> 00:23:27,297
How about tomorrow?
443
00:23:27,297 --> 00:23:29,800
I thought we're marching
with the marriage initiative.
444
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,787
It's a parade. Do we always
have to be so fucking correct?
445
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,739
Can't we have a little fun for a change?
446
00:23:34,739 --> 00:23:35,723
Huh, with Leda?
447
00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:37,692
You gotta admit, Leda's fun.
448
00:23:37,692 --> 00:23:40,094
And she's also your ex, and I'm your partner.
449
00:23:40,094 --> 00:23:41,596
You should be thinking about us.
450
00:23:41,596 --> 00:23:44,008
And when don't I?
Does it always have to be Mel and Linz?
451
00:23:44,082 --> 00:23:45,550
We are Mel and Linz.
452
00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,052
And I happen to like that quite a bit.
453
00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:48,987
- I thought you did too.
- Oh, for Chrissakes.
454
00:23:49,488 --> 00:23:51,440
- You're not going to try and...
- Make you feel guilty?
455
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:55,855
Go on. Go ride your bitch with the girls.
456
00:24:09,826 --> 00:24:11,327
Well it looks
457
00:24:11,327 --> 00:24:14,832
like my marketing sample's a big success.
458
00:24:14,832 --> 00:24:15,750
Yeah, and all you had to do
459
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,752
was put a guy in a swimsuit on the label.
460
00:24:17,752 --> 00:24:19,220
Don't these people have any taste?
461
00:24:19,703 --> 00:24:21,188
After where their tongues have been?
462
00:24:21,188 --> 00:24:24,141
Never fear. They also have no memory
of brand loyalty.
463
00:24:24,141 --> 00:24:25,576
Couple of months,
464
00:24:25,576 --> 00:24:27,928
Pool Boy will be forgotten like a bad fuck.
465
00:24:27,928 --> 00:24:28,930
But by then,
466
00:24:28,930 --> 00:24:30,365
I'll have paid off my loft.
467
00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:32,367
Speaking of fucks...
468
00:24:32,367 --> 00:24:34,336
There's Troy.
469
00:24:34,336 --> 00:24:36,221
How was he?
470
00:24:36,221 --> 00:24:38,223
Massive.
471
00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:39,924
I'm still bow-legged.
472
00:24:40,675 --> 00:24:42,160
Why, Theodore Schmidt,
473
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,162
you sex pig, you.
474
00:24:43,162 --> 00:24:44,664
I didn't know you had it in you.
475
00:24:44,664 --> 00:24:46,599
Oh, I had it in me all right.
476
00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:47,600
You're going to see him again?
477
00:24:48,084 --> 00:24:49,535
Ah, we talked about it.
478
00:24:49,535 --> 00:24:50,470
Then go over there.
479
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:51,904
Take him a Pool Boy.
480
00:24:52,405 --> 00:24:54,841
I want to date him, not poison him.
481
00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:58,328
Look at them. Partying.
482
00:24:58,328 --> 00:25:00,330
Don't they know Godiva's dead?
483
00:25:00,831 --> 00:25:02,332
Why should these pups give a shit
484
00:25:02,332 --> 00:25:06,000
about some old queen who died of AIDS?
485
00:25:06,687 --> 00:25:09,189
I'm allowed to say that.
486
00:25:09,189 --> 00:25:12,177
I'm an old queen who has AIDS.
487
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,646
But doesn't it upset you?
488
00:25:14,646 --> 00:25:17,582
- I mean...
- That it could be me next?
489
00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:19,551
I think of that.
490
00:25:19,551 --> 00:25:21,469
I think of it every day.
491
00:25:21,469 --> 00:25:24,907
Now come have a cocktail.
And for once...
492
00:25:24,907 --> 00:25:27,344
I don't mean a handful of pills.
493
00:25:28,344 --> 00:25:32,233
Take a look at the blondie sweet
cheeks over there...
494
00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:35,234
Hey.
495
00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,202
Hey.
496
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,705
Huh?
497
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,207
Ted.
498
00:25:40,207 --> 00:25:45,178
Ted. Right, right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ted.
499
00:25:45,178 --> 00:25:48,632
That was so amazing last night.
500
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:50,617
So, ah...
501
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,504
you still up for going to the parade tomorrow?
502
00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:55,423
Huh?
503
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:56,424
The parade.
504
00:25:56,924 --> 00:25:58,325
You know, we talked about it.
505
00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,427
Yeah, I was thinking, uh,
506
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,429
- Maybe we could do a champagne brunch...
- Look, buddy,
507
00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:05,366
I was just doing my good deed for the year.
508
00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:08,871
- Good deed? What...
- Yes, it's...
509
00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:11,840
It's kind of like a tradition. For Pride,
510
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,827
I go out, find some guy... like you,
511
00:26:15,827 --> 00:26:18,330
and I give him a break. I give him...
512
00:26:18,330 --> 00:26:20,249
I give him me.
513
00:26:20,249 --> 00:26:22,252
The fuck of his life.
514
00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:25,221
Something he can remember. It's like a souvenir.
515
00:26:25,722 --> 00:26:30,727
It's my way of giving back to the community.
516
00:26:31,227 --> 00:26:32,729
I see.
517
00:26:32,729 --> 00:26:37,184
Hey, this year you're the lucky recipient.
518
00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:40,671
Happy Pride.
519
00:26:40,671 --> 00:26:42,673
Let's go, guys.
520
00:26:42,673 --> 00:26:44,124
See ya.
521
00:26:52,117 --> 00:26:54,619
So, did you see 'em?
522
00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:58,613
Huh, did ya... did you see the way
they lapped this shit up?
523
00:26:58,623 --> 00:27:01,126
Shhh. Don't wake Justin.
524
00:27:01,126 --> 00:27:03,108
The best part... The best part
525
00:27:03,129 --> 00:27:06,132
is that the old geezer who
makes this shit hates fags.
526
00:27:06,132 --> 00:27:08,134
Is that a scream or what?
527
00:27:08,134 --> 00:27:11,137
Definitely or what. As in, "What are you doing
528
00:27:11,137 --> 00:27:13,639
helping a creep like that?"
529
00:27:13,639 --> 00:27:15,641
Well, for the pure...
530
00:27:16,142 --> 00:27:18,645
poetic irony.
531
00:27:18,645 --> 00:27:20,647
Cool, huh?
532
00:27:21,148 --> 00:27:22,649
Or should I say...
533
00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:24,151
cooler?
534
00:27:24,151 --> 00:27:26,570
I saw him.
535
00:27:27,070 --> 00:27:29,439
Chris Hobbs.
536
00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,942
Another dream?
537
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:32,944
No, he was at the hospice.
538
00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,379
What the fuck was he doing there?
539
00:27:34,379 --> 00:27:36,814
It's where they assigned him
his community service.
540
00:27:37,315 --> 00:27:39,801
Is that some sort of sick joke?
541
00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:40,802
Did he do anything?
542
00:27:40,802 --> 00:27:43,221
He said that he hopes I get AIDS and die.
543
00:27:43,221 --> 00:27:46,093
Piece of shit!
544
00:27:48,594 --> 00:27:55,534
Forget it.
545
00:27:56,035 --> 00:27:59,539
Get some sleep.
546
00:27:59,539 --> 00:28:03,493
- You have a big day tomorrow.
- I'm not going.
547
00:28:03,994 --> 00:28:05,478
And miss your first Pride?
548
00:28:05,478 --> 00:28:07,947
What am I supposed to be proud of?
549
00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:11,901
That I got bashed and didn't die?
550
00:28:11,901 --> 00:28:13,387
If he doesn't want to go, don't make him.
551
00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:14,805
Stay out of it.
552
00:28:15,306 --> 00:28:16,741
Sure.
553
00:28:16,741 --> 00:28:18,743
Although you have to admire the pure,
poetic irony
554
00:28:19,243 --> 00:28:20,244
of seeing you, of all people,
555
00:28:20,244 --> 00:28:22,697
try to encourage him to go to Pride when...
556
00:28:23,130 --> 00:28:24,131
this is what you're proud of?
557
00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:25,767
Yeah, and what are you proud of?
558
00:28:25,777 --> 00:28:34,069
That you're too piss-in-your-pants afraid
to march with your own goddamn mother?
559
00:28:34,076 --> 00:28:37,029
Fuck you!
560
00:28:46,489 --> 00:28:50,943
Look at you! My rainbow baby!
561
00:28:50,943 --> 00:28:52,445
You ready to march in the parade
562
00:28:52,445 --> 00:29:00,804
and see all the people?
563
00:29:00,804 --> 00:29:03,791
Nice day for a parade.
564
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:05,776
Uh-huh.
565
00:29:05,776 --> 00:29:08,278
Hey, there, cutie...
566
00:29:08,278 --> 00:29:09,781
Melanie's out doing a...
567
00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:11,783
a practice run.
568
00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:13,284
Ah, come on.
569
00:29:13,785 --> 00:29:17,272
Come on, sweetie. It's time for your ride.
570
00:29:17,272 --> 00:29:18,239
Listen, I'm sorry
571
00:29:18,239 --> 00:29:20,675
if your plans got fucked up, but...
572
00:29:20,675 --> 00:29:22,160
I didn't force her.
573
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,096
Well, you sure didn't stop her.
574
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,598
That bike was practically forgotten
575
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,099
until you had to remind her.
576
00:29:27,583 --> 00:29:30,008
Something tells me that it was in her thoughts
577
00:29:30,019 --> 00:29:32,021
before I blew into town.
578
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:35,925
And why would she be thinking
about some old motorcycle?
579
00:29:35,925 --> 00:29:39,362
You tell me.
580
00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,364
Because perhaps zooming around on a motorcycle
581
00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:44,868
beats the shit out of cleaning up baby puke
and nursing earaches.
582
00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,772
Of course it does.
583
00:29:48,772 --> 00:29:50,207
But that's not why you're together,
584
00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:51,709
for a few cheap thrills.
585
00:29:52,210 --> 00:29:54,145
It's just been a while
586
00:29:54,145 --> 00:29:56,647
since I've seen the light in her eyes, and...
587
00:29:56,647 --> 00:29:58,149
hear her sound as excited as she did,
588
00:29:58,149 --> 00:30:00,151
reliving the glory days with you.
589
00:30:00,651 --> 00:30:02,653
She just needs to feel all that horsepower
590
00:30:02,653 --> 00:30:08,093
roarin' between her legs one more time.
591
00:30:08,093 --> 00:30:10,829
Then it's back to the garage
for another six years.
592
00:30:10,829 --> 00:30:12,831
Huh.
593
00:30:14,299 --> 00:30:23,193
You should try it.
594
00:30:23,193 --> 00:30:25,628
This is Alan Appel, live on Liberty Avenue.
595
00:30:26,129 --> 00:30:29,132
And the parade is just gaining momentum now, folks.
596
00:30:29,132 --> 00:30:31,634
The revellers are collecting here from...
597
00:30:32,135 --> 00:30:37,641
C, O, C, K, A, T, W, O.
598
00:30:37,641 --> 00:30:39,143
Cockatwo.
599
00:30:39,643 --> 00:30:41,579
Isn't cockatoo spelled with a T-O-O
600
00:30:41,579 --> 00:30:43,581
instead of a T-W-O?
601
00:30:43,581 --> 00:30:45,583
Not if you're having more than one.
602
00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:48,587
...quite astonishing, there, uh...
603
00:30:48,587 --> 00:30:53,525
- Fantastic floats...
- Can we turn this off, please?
604
00:30:53,525 --> 00:30:55,516
Of all days not to have "Lucy" reruns.
605
00:30:55,527 --> 00:30:57,412
Don't watch.
606
00:30:57,913 --> 00:30:58,914
Fine. I won't.
607
00:30:59,414 --> 00:31:01,350
God, look at him.
608
00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:03,289
Or him.
609
00:31:06,789 --> 00:31:08,224
Maybe you should go down there for a little while.
610
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:12,228
You know, it might make you feel better.
611
00:31:12,228 --> 00:31:15,732
Wouldn't be the same without Godiva.
612
00:31:15,732 --> 00:31:19,236
But if, um... if you guys want to go, go.
Go ahead.
613
00:31:19,736 --> 00:31:20,737
Not me.
614
00:31:20,737 --> 00:31:22,739
You really should go, Michael.
615
00:31:22,739 --> 00:31:25,742
Make your mother happy.
616
00:31:25,742 --> 00:31:26,727
How can I?
617
00:31:26,727 --> 00:31:29,214
God, just be brave.
618
00:31:29,714 --> 00:31:30,715
Like Godiva was.
619
00:31:30,715 --> 00:31:32,718
Godiva was a drag queen.
620
00:31:32,728 --> 00:31:35,220
And, as she used to say,
621
00:31:35,220 --> 00:31:37,722
"It takes more courage to wear a dress
for an hour
622
00:31:37,722 --> 00:31:39,724
than it does to wear a suit for a lifetime."
623
00:31:39,724 --> 00:31:42,176
Well, I guess I'm not as brave as she was.
624
00:31:42,176 --> 00:31:47,132
I guess not.
625
00:31:47,132 --> 00:31:49,118
There, um...
626
00:31:49,118 --> 00:31:51,120
there's one way you could go to the parade
627
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,122
And no one would know.
628
00:31:53,122 --> 00:31:54,106
Don't even think about it.
629
00:31:54,607 --> 00:31:56,075
"We can rebuild him,
630
00:31:56,075 --> 00:31:57,544
we have the technology."
631
00:31:57,544 --> 00:31:59,029
- Get away from me.
- All I have to do
632
00:31:59,029 --> 00:32:00,530
is cinch it a little at the waist.
633
00:32:00,530 --> 00:32:04,317
No!
634
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,123
That's a babe!
635
00:32:10,123 --> 00:32:12,627
Oh yeah, totally!
636
00:32:12,627 --> 00:32:14,128
What's your name?
637
00:32:14,128 --> 00:32:15,112
Mr. Poole.
638
00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:19,533
Glad you could make it.
639
00:32:19,984 --> 00:32:21,936
- What is this place?
- From the crowd,
640
00:32:21,936 --> 00:32:24,438
I suspect it's a homosexual
drinking establishment.
641
00:32:24,438 --> 00:32:25,407
A gay bar?
642
00:32:29,278 --> 00:32:31,246
Why did you tell me to meet you here?
643
00:32:31,246 --> 00:32:34,666
I want to introduce you to the hottest
new drink on the market.
644
00:32:34,666 --> 00:32:36,168
"Pool Boy".
645
00:32:36,168 --> 00:32:39,622
I changed the name and I gave it a new look.
646
00:32:40,123 --> 00:32:41,107
Quite attractive.
647
00:32:41,107 --> 00:32:42,592
If I do say so myself.
648
00:32:43,076 --> 00:32:45,561
And, they can't sell 'em fast enough.
649
00:32:46,062 --> 00:32:47,997
Oh, this is your idea?
650
00:32:47,997 --> 00:32:49,432
Yeah, it's going to save your ass.
651
00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:50,867
I don't want my ass saved.
652
00:32:50,867 --> 00:32:51,868
Two more Pool Boys.
653
00:32:52,368 --> 00:32:53,804
Not by these people.
654
00:32:53,804 --> 00:32:55,806
I think you do.
655
00:32:55,806 --> 00:32:58,792
In fact, you should've been marketing
to them in the first place.
656
00:32:58,792 --> 00:32:59,793
Fags?
657
00:32:59,793 --> 00:33:02,680
Their money's as green as the next.
658
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,182
Well, they can keep their money.
659
00:33:05,182 --> 00:33:07,686
Tell that to your shareholders Monday,
660
00:33:08,186 --> 00:33:10,689
that you turned your back on a
consumer market
661
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:15,195
With an annual disposable income of
hundreds of billions of dollars.
662
00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:20,181
I can deliver them to you, but...
663
00:33:20,181 --> 00:33:22,601
first, I think you should show your
community support
664
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:26,605
by making a nice, big contribution to, say...
665
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:28,107
the Gay Marriage Initiative.
666
00:34:22,132 --> 00:34:24,134
I told you I didn't want to come here.
667
00:34:24,134 --> 00:34:26,086
Well, you're here.
668
00:34:26,086 --> 00:34:28,088
And, you're queer. So...
669
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:29,089
enjoy it.
670
00:34:29,556 --> 00:34:31,057
It's just a big freak show.
671
00:34:31,057 --> 00:34:33,060
Oh, did you think you were going to find
pride at the parade?
672
00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,979
So what the fuck are we doing here?
673
00:34:34,979 --> 00:34:38,336
We're just making sure Chris Hobbs doesn't win.
674
00:34:42,336 --> 00:34:46,149
Now you should go march with your mommy.
675
00:34:54,649 --> 00:34:56,084
Theodore Schmidt.
676
00:34:56,585 --> 00:34:59,020
Fancy running into you here.
677
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,023
And all alone.
678
00:35:01,023 --> 00:35:02,508
Where's your hot new boyfriend?
679
00:35:02,508 --> 00:35:03,960
Oh he, uh, couldn't make it.
680
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,461
Oh, I thought maybe he didn't want to be seen
681
00:35:05,461 --> 00:35:09,416
with this year's Gay Pride pity fuck.
682
00:35:10,416 --> 00:35:12,869
You bastard. How did you know?
683
00:35:12,869 --> 00:35:14,805
- I know Troy.
- Thanks for warning me.
684
00:35:15,305 --> 00:35:16,790
You act like a pussy, get treated like a pussy.
685
00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:19,176
I'm not a pussy!
686
00:35:19,176 --> 00:35:22,629
"Happy Pride, how's it going?"
687
00:35:23,130 --> 00:35:26,099
All right. I'll do my bit for Pride.
688
00:35:26,099 --> 00:35:28,603
My way of giving back to the community.
689
00:35:28,603 --> 00:35:30,104
Next time, try this:
690
00:35:30,104 --> 00:35:31,606
"I'm gonna rip your fucking clothes off
691
00:35:32,106 --> 00:35:35,593
and make you sit on my nine-inch dick."
692
00:35:35,593 --> 00:35:37,095
But I don't have a nine-inch dick.
693
00:35:37,579 --> 00:35:40,031
Well, if you're good, he won't care.
694
00:35:40,031 --> 00:35:42,451
Try it. I dare ya.
695
00:35:42,451 --> 00:35:43,953
... nine-inch dick...
696
00:35:43,953 --> 00:35:45,387
...make you...
697
00:35:45,387 --> 00:35:46,355
...rip off...
698
00:35:46,856 --> 00:35:47,356
...rip off your clothes...
699
00:35:47,857 --> 00:35:49,358
Hello, sweetheart.
700
00:35:49,842 --> 00:35:50,843
Did you hear that, Gus?
701
00:35:50,843 --> 00:35:51,844
Daddy called you sweetheart.
702
00:35:51,844 --> 00:35:53,779
Do you mind taking him for me?
703
00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:54,766
Gus.
704
00:35:56,766 --> 00:35:58,251
Whoa, mama.
705
00:35:58,251 --> 00:35:59,753
- Mama needs a few hours off...
- I see.
706
00:36:00,253 --> 00:36:06,209
To be with her mama.
707
00:36:06,209 --> 00:36:07,210
There she is.
708
00:36:10,598 --> 00:36:11,582
Whoa, baby.
709
00:36:11,582 --> 00:36:13,017
Mind if we ride together?
710
00:36:13,017 --> 00:36:15,987
Honey, I love it when we ride together.
711
00:36:15,987 --> 00:36:16,921
Where's Gus?
712
00:36:16,921 --> 00:36:17,905
Over there.
713
00:36:17,905 --> 00:36:20,363
You owe me for this!
714
00:36:24,863 --> 00:36:25,831
Okay,
715
00:36:25,831 --> 00:36:28,722
rev 'em up. Whoo!
716
00:36:37,159 --> 00:36:38,611
That's his kid.
717
00:36:38,611 --> 00:36:41,614
Cute, isn't he?
718
00:36:42,115 --> 00:36:45,068
Happy Pride!
719
00:36:55,396 --> 00:36:57,898
I had no idea there were so many.
720
00:36:58,399 --> 00:36:59,400
Queers?
721
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,902
People.
722
00:37:01,902 --> 00:37:04,907
I'm proud of you, Justin.
723
00:37:06,408 --> 00:37:09,415
I'm proud of you too, mom.
724
00:37:20,356 --> 00:37:22,291
Honey, just so you know, this is P-Flag.
725
00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:27,730
but you're welcome to walk with us if...
726
00:37:27,730 --> 00:37:28,731
Michael!
727
00:37:28,731 --> 00:37:30,666
- Shh!
- Is that you in there?
728
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,168
Shut up and keep marching, ma.
729
00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:35,639
Looks like Godiva's here after all.
730
00:37:35,639 --> 00:37:38,575
You bet she is.
731
00:37:38,575 --> 00:37:41,078
You go, girl!
732
00:37:41,078 --> 00:37:42,079
Whoo!
733
00:37:42,496 --> 00:37:44,498
Oh, Michael!
734
00:37:44,498 --> 00:37:47,935
You look fucking gorgeous, do you know that?
735
00:37:47,935 --> 00:37:49,921
Don't smudge my makeup!
736
00:37:49,921 --> 00:37:52,423
Sorry.
737
00:37:52,423 --> 00:37:55,429
Oh, Michael, I love you!
738
00:37:58,429 --> 00:38:01,432
What...
739
00:38:04,887 --> 00:38:05,888
Hi, boys.
740
00:38:05,888 --> 00:38:09,758
Ooh.
741
00:38:09,758 --> 00:38:11,260
So, which one of you is a real man?
742
00:38:11,744 --> 00:38:12,711
We all are.
743
00:38:12,711 --> 00:38:15,130
What about you?
744
00:38:15,130 --> 00:38:16,633
You tell me.
745
00:38:24,391 --> 00:38:25,892
See you, loverboy.
746
00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:50,252
I'll rip off your clothes
747
00:38:50,752 --> 00:38:52,754
and make you sit on my nine-inch dick.
748
00:38:52,754 --> 00:38:54,756
I'm going to rip off your clothes
749
00:38:55,257 --> 00:38:57,259
and make you sit on my nine-inch dick.
750
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,263
- What?
- I'm going to...
751
00:39:00,263 --> 00:39:01,764
It's what Brian told me to say.
752
00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:06,252
That'll get you into trouble for sure.
753
00:39:06,252 --> 00:39:07,754
I hope so.
754
00:39:07,754 --> 00:39:09,255
I'm going to rip off your clothes...
755
00:39:09,255 --> 00:39:12,176
Excuse me?
756
00:39:12,176 --> 00:39:15,679
Uh, ah...
757
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:18,182
Ah... nothing.
758
00:39:18,182 --> 00:39:19,616
Happy Pride.
759
00:39:19,616 --> 00:39:24,054
How's it going?
760
00:39:24,054 --> 00:39:27,992
I was going to ask you the same thing.
761
00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:29,994
Uh, can I, uh... can I get you a drink?
762
00:39:30,445 --> 00:39:32,497
- Yeah.
- All right.
763
00:39:32,564 --> 00:39:36,868
Happy Pride!
764
00:39:36,868 --> 00:39:38,870
I'll be glad when Pride's over
765
00:39:38,870 --> 00:39:41,373
so we can all go back to being ashamed.
766
00:39:41,824 --> 00:39:42,824
Oh, you're just grumpy
767
00:39:42,825 --> 00:39:43,826
'cause you had to look after Gus all day
768
00:39:43,826 --> 00:39:44,827
and no one hit on you.
769
00:39:44,827 --> 00:39:47,296
Plenty of people hit on me.
770
00:39:47,296 --> 00:39:50,299
Unfortunately, they all happened to be
lesbians wanting my sperm.
771
00:39:50,299 --> 00:39:59,226
Ah, here's your chance. Not too late.
772
00:39:59,226 --> 00:40:01,228
Where you going?
773
00:40:01,228 --> 00:40:03,730
I'm leaving you to your wicked ways.
774
00:40:04,231 --> 00:40:05,732
Go find a stud, ask him to dance.
775
00:40:34,263 --> 00:40:38,618
Hey, stud.
776
00:40:38,618 --> 00:40:39,619
You wanna dance?
777
00:40:40,103 --> 00:40:42,974
Shut up.
778
00:40:45,475 --> 00:40:48,899
I promise you won't forget this one.
779
00:41:36,446 --> 00:41:40,951
You care to dance, sugar?
780
00:41:40,951 --> 00:41:41,952
I'd love to.
781
00:41:49,444 --> 00:41:51,402
Hey, I have all their albums.
782
00:41:51,412 --> 00:41:52,413
I love that.
783
00:41:52,413 --> 00:41:53,915
I do as well.
784
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:10,915
Come on, Mikey.
Let's dance.
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