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♪ Hello ♪
♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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Hello.
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Mr. Moe, you're accused of
assaulting your two roommates
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with intent to commit mayhem.
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You mean murder!
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And he also tried
to kill us too.
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Yeah, you ought to hold him
on a habeas corpusle.
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Yeah, that's telling them, kid.
Yeah.
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Quiet!
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This complaint states that you
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attacked the plaintiffs
with this.
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States Exhibit A.
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You admit this is
your property, do you not?
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Well, Your Honor,
do you mind if I look at it?
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You see, I had my name carved
somewhere on the...
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A born killer, eh?
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Sit down!
But, Your Honor,
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if you let me tell
my side of the story...
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You mean you have something
to say in extenuation?
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Oh, not that. No, no.
Not that, Your Honor.
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You see, I had a good reason.
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Were you ever indicted?
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Not since I was a baby,
Your Honor.
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But I'm a sick man.
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A very sick man.
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And I've had two very serious
operations.
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And this one here
for crushed grape seeds.
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Right here.
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Oh, I have one exactly
like that.
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You have?
Yeah.
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Let me show it to you.
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Look. See here?
Oh, that's a bum job.
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That's like hem stitching
with a picot edge.
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Sit down, we'll continue
with the testimony.
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As I said before, Your Honor...
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You see, Your Honor,
I'm a very sick man.
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Firstly, my creditors
closed up my business.
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Secondly, I have to pay $10,000
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or they'll put me in bankruptcy.
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And because of that,
I had a nervous breakdown.
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So only a few days ago
I was terribly sick,
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and my doctor said
I must have quiet.
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Absolute quiet.
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Quiet.
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Quiet!
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Quit stomping around.
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Scat!
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Oh, my nerves.
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Oh.
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I must have
106 and seven-eighths.
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Quiet!
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Quiet, you imbeciles!
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Hey, Joe, did you see my slide?
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No.
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Maybe it flew in there.
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Let's look.
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Hey, Moe, did you see
a trombone slide?
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No, but I see a dream walking.
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Moe!
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My nerves.
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Gee, what a sorehead.
Yeah.
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What did you expect?
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My creditors put me out
of business,
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then I have a nervous breakdown
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and all you guys do
is make it worse.
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You know my doctor said
I must have quiet!
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Moe, what you really need
is the quiet of the country.
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Yeah, Joe's right.
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Just picture
the beautiful country.
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The babbling brook,
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the murmuring of the breezes
through the threes,
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the mooses and the meeces.
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And the fresh air.
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Moe, it'll make
a new man out of you.
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Sounds pretty good.
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Sure, can't you just see it?
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Hunting and fishing.
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And at night, the open campfire.
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And, far away in the distance,
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you hear the call of the wolf.
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That's the wrong wolf.
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Not so loud.
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Don't tell me. I know...
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Don't yell at me.
Now, look, I...
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That noise.
The noise.
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The noise, the noise!
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Now you made him nervous again.
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Oh! Oh, quick.
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Quick, my medicine.
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My pills.
Medicine.
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Larry.
All right, take it easy, Moe.
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Take it easy.
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That ought to cure him.
Or kill him.
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We better get packed.
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Hey, grub is ready.
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Come on, sit down, fellas.
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Oh, boy, am I hungry.
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Hey, it's a good thing
we found this deserted cabin.
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Hey, this area is fine
for hunting.
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How do you know?
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Well, I just saw a sign
outside that says
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"fine for hunting."
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Oh, fine for...
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Oh.
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Have some bread.
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Oh, thank you.
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Ooh, scrambled eggs.
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And don't touch them
until I come back
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with the fried potatoes.
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Hey, Joe, I forgot the sugar.
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I'll go get it.
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You worm.
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Where's your manners?
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Why didn't you leave me
some of the eggs?
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I didn't touch them.
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No, you did,
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and don't make matters worse
by lying about it.
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If this happens again,
I'll gauge your eyes out.
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I'll tear your tonsils out
three at a time.
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Oh, shut up!
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Big boss.
Always telling us what to do.
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Don't do this, don't do that.
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Pardon me.
What did you say?
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I said, oh, shut up.
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Now, now you know what I mean.
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Ooh!
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At least I'll get my rightful
share of the potatoes.
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I didn't do nothing!
No, you didn't do nothing.
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You ate everything
but the plate.
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Now you guys, make my breakfast.
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Boil me some noodles
and fry me some eggs.
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Go on!
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Okay, you fry the eggs,
I'll boil the noodles.
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You're gonna eat noodles
for breakfast?
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All right, make it spaghetti.
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Oh, that's different.
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How do you want your eggs?
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Sunny-side down,
and don't turn them over.
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Sunny-side over,
and don't turn them down?
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This guy's nuts.
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Where's that fresh honey?
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
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Ah.
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If there's anything I like
better than honey and ketchup
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it's bologna and whipped cream,
and we haven't got any.
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I'd love that.
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Spaghetti is ready...
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Oh!
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What the...?
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Spaghetti.
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You stupe. Birdbrain.
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Moe, there's...
There's... There's...
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You imbeciles,
what's the matter with you?
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There's a b-b-b-bear
in the window.
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You're wacky, there's no bear
in any window.
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There is too.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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You're right.
There is a bear out there.
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Here. You boys go out
and shot him.
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I'd go too,
but my nerves won't let me.
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I haven't got the nerve, either.
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Larry, you get him.
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All right, I'll go.
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But if that bear kills me
I'll never talk to you again.
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Come on, Joe.
I'll be right behind you.
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You see anything?
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No.
Then what are you waiting for?
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Go ahead.
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Look at me shake,
and I've got the chills again.
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Oh, my.
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That bear sure disappeared fast.
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Get him, the bear.
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Ouch!
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Oh! Ow!
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Hey, Moe, what do you know?
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The bear got away.
Yeah, but you won't.
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Hey, somebody's
starting our car.
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Either I'm dreaming or
I flipped my lid completely.
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Oh, my nerves, my nerves.
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Hey, fellas. I just saw
a bear drive our car away.
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He put his arm out
to make a turn.
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Oh, oh.
Come here.
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Come here.
Just sit down.
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Yeah.
Relax, Moe.
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Relax, he says.
I see bears driving cars.
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I need $10,000.
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Oh, I wanna go home!
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Moe, sleep.
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Sleep, Moe.
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Shh.
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I'll brain him!
I'll brain him!
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Cut out that shooting
or I'll brain you.
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This is the sheriff.
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I'm after Mad Bill Hiccup.
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The bandit.
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Yeah, and you're not
gonna get me, either.
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Oh...
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They're driving me crazy.
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Ow! Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, my nerves.
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, my nerves.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Oh, you're squashing me.
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Joe, Larry.
Help.
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Get off him, you big lummox.
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He's sick.
What's the idea?
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Come on, Moe. Take it easy.
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We'll get you there.
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That's it.
Don't get nervous.
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There you are, Moe.
Take a big swig of that.
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Attaboy.
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One false move
and I'll drill you guys.
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Listen, you!
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What?
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Just listen.
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- You can't do that!
- Oh?
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- What are you doing?
- Come on, fatso.
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Cut it out...
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Yipe!
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Stick 'em up or I'll blast you.
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Yeah, stick 'em up
or he'll blast you.
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Say, that's a nice gun
you have there.
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Yeah, I got it
form my bar mitzvah.
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Let me see it, will you?
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Sure.
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Oh!
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Hey, what are you trying
to do? Break his gun?
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Get back there, you...
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I'll get that rat.
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Ooh!
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Ooh, that hurts!
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Ooh!
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Get around
or I'll really hurt you.
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Sheriff, come get this guy.
We got him.
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All right, don't move.
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Hurry, hurry!
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Oh, nice work, fellas.
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And I might add
very profitable too.
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There's a $10,000 reward out
for this guy.
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Ten thousand dollars!
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Now I can pay my creditors.
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Oh, boy.
Sheriff, that's wonderful.
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Thank you, sheriff.
Very much.
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Oh, I gotta hug you for that.
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You fools!
He got away!
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He got away.
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Now we won't get the 10 grand.
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You nitwits.
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I'm gonna chop your heads off.
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No!
Please.
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Why you...
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No, please.
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No, Moe, please.
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No, wait, no.
No, no.
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I can explain the whole thing.
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I'll chop your head off.
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No, no, no!
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Now my doctor says
I'll have to go back to bed
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for six months.
267
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I find the defendant not guilty.
268
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Case dismissed.
269
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Thank you, Your Honor.
270
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You're entirely welcome.
271
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Do you mind if I have Exhibit A
back again, Your Honor?
272
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Certainly not.
Help yourself.
273
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Thank you, Your Honor.
274
00:16:06,616 --> 00:16:08,026
He's got political pull.
275
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How do you like that?
276
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Yeah.
Oh, boys.
277
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Just a minute.
278
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Don't talk to me, I'm mad.
Me too.
279
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:13,832
So am I.
280
00:16:13,856 --> 00:16:15,667
Oh! Oh!
281
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Oh, look.
282
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Oh, it's a good thing
I got a hard head.
283
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Oh, my nerves.
284
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My nerves.
285
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My nerves.
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