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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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Hello.
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This is a zany
story of nine brothers,
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three sets of identical triplets
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born one year apart.
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Yipe, what a jackpot.
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Well, when the war broke out,
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all of them went
into the service
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into different
parts of the world.
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During the war,
each set of triplets
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lost track of the others
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and where unable to trace
each other's whereabouts.
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Set of triplets number one,
Moe, Larry and Joe,
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served in the infantry
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and piled up such
an enviable record
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that they where discharged with
the lowest possible honors.
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These fellows are
confirmed bachelors
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and have three weaknesses.
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Striped ties,
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pretty girls,
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and more pretty girls.
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In all these years,
we've never been able to
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praise our dear brothers.
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Poor guys, must have
been lost in action.
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What a break.
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Guys, what a break.
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Worst break I've ever had.
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They all owned me money.
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Quiet, porcupine.
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And speaking of money, how about
the 20 bucks you own me?
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Oh, yeah, well, I only got 10,
so here's 10, I owe you 10.
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Thanks.
Hey, Moe.
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You owe me 20.
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Well, here's 10,
I'll owe you 10.
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Uh-uh, you owe me 20,
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Here's 10, I owe you 10.
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Here's the 10 I owe you.
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Here's the 10 I owe you.
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Here's the 10 I owe you.
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Good, now we're all even.
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Even or not,
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I-I feel sad about
our dear brothers.
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W-We need something
to cheer us up, l-like...
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Yeah, yeah.
Like, girls to cheer us up.
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Yeah, like girls.
Yeah.
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What will you have?
Blonde, brunette or henna color?
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Oh, henna color with all.
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Seek and we shall find.
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Where do you wanna go?
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I don't know.
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Where do you wanna go?
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I don't know.
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Where do you wanna go?
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I don't know,
where do you wanna go?
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Quiet, you stupes.
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Come on, let's go.
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Where do you wanna go?
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I don't know, where do yo...
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Come on, get the coats.
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All right.
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Super... Oh!
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Larry, look.
What's...
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Oh. Ooh! Ooh, I...
Ooh, I... Ooh I can't...
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Joe, Joe, Joe,
what's the matter?
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Nothing, nice piece of acting,
though, isn't it?
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Come on. Get your hat
and let's go. Come on.
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This is set of triplets
number two,
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Louie, Max and Jack.
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They also had an enviable
record in the service.
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They never got out of boot camp.
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They're the married brothers,
poor saps,
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and they're still holding
hands with their wives.
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They ever let go their
wives will kill 'em.
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Now, these brothers,
by a strange coincidence,
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are living in the very
same city,
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and like most married men,
they're hen pecked
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and hate to where neckties.
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Well, we're ready.
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Well, now, you run
along the church
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and we'll cook you
a nice, Sunday dinner.
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Oh, we're lucky to have
such wonderful husbands.
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They're not only handsome,
but they can cook too.
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Well, kiss us goodbye.
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Bye.
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Here we have set of triplets
number three.
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Luke, Morris and Jeff.
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All right,
so you're ahead of me.
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You know they're living
in the same city.
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They where in the Air Corps,
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uh, pilots.
Kitchen pilots that is.
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They pilot here,
they pilot there,
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they pilot anywhere,
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but these three dapper suckers
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bow ties, boutonnieres and all,
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at this precise moment
are becoming engaged
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to three lovely lasses.
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Uh, girls, that is.
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Oh, boy, we're engaged.
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I'm the happiest man
in the world.
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Me too.
Me too.
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There, there, there, now.
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Don't cry.
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We're so thrilled
we can hardly wait
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to go show our rings to daddy.
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Right. Hey, girls, you run
along and we'll meet you
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in a couple of hours
down in the tavern.
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Yeah, and we'll celebrate
with champagne.
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Goodbye, honey.
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So long.
Bye.
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It's official, we're engaged,
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we're engaged.
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Where's the dames?
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Joint's deserted.
Hey, it's a little early.
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Will this table do?
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It has pretty legs.
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Let's have a scorecard.
Thank you.
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What will it be, gentlemen?
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Henna color to cheer us up.
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We'll have a shingle roof.
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A "shingle roof"?
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Yeah, it's on the house.
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Ahem, just make
it a bottle of champagne.
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Yes, sir.
Y-yeah, w-with bubbles.
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Yeah, the cheap variety.
Yes, sir.
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Did you ever see
a poker face like that?
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Mm-hm.
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There's our sweethearts.
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Yeah.
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If you ever get the dough...
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Honey.
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Dumpling.
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Dumpling, I'm dumpling.
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Mm, you doll.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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Then here's another
prescription.
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This I like.
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Gosh, if I didn't see you,
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I'd think I was dreaming.
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I've been dreaming about
you for hours, darling.
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Too good to be true.
Do tell, do tell.
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Mm, you're so sweet.
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Oh, I am.
I'm sweet.
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Darling, I'm so glad
you're here.
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Well, I'm not
exactly sorry, baby.
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Gosh, you never kissed me
like that before.
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Neither did you.
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Where do you wanna go?
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Anywhere, dumpling.
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"Dumpling" she calls me.
Sit down.
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We're gonna have a lot of fun.
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Hey, waiter, bring six glasses.
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Oh, guys, isn't this exciting?
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Oh, boy.
Thank you.
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All right, now beat it,
laughing boy.
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Champagne, my goodness,
how extravagant.
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We are celebrating.
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Oh, for you girls, anything.
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But you should save your money,
we'll need it.
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We will?
Certainly.
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After we're all married
we'll need lots of money.
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These babies work fast.
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That's because
we're so irresistible.
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Oh.
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Oh, boy.
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Come... Pour faster.
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Take a pick, guys.
Take a pick.
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I got my pick.
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Here's how.
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I know how.
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Ooh, the bubbles tickle.
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Let's grab
the lemonade and zoom.
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Honey bunny.
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Our husbands.
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Well, of all the two-timing
chiselers.
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Why, you no good, how dare you.
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I'll fix you.
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Leave them alone.
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Hey, fellas, we better retreat.
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Not me.
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I-I like to watch women
fight over me.
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Ah, come on.
Aw, Moe.
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All right, that's it.
Oh, all right.
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Ladies, ladies, please,
control yourselves. Control...
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Oh, my goodness, I hit the...
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Where are those three
no good husbands of ours.
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Your husbands?
You mean you...
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Yes, that's right, our husbands.
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But we're engaged to those guys.
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And you can have them.
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If there's anything left
when we get through with them.
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Come on, girls.
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I think the war is over.
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Come on.
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I'm...
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I'll never talk to him again.
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What was this all about?
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Oh.
Ow.
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Hey.
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Here's your old engagement ring.
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We wouldn't marry you if you
were the last men on Earth.
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Oh!
Hey, cut it out.
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What did I do?
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- They're crazy.
- They're crazy.
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- Those women are crazy.
- Let's get some air.
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There's our sweethearts now.
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Shh. Let's surprise 'em.
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Guess who?
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Ow.
Ooh.
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What's the big idea?
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Don't give out that
innocent stuff.
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What is this, a gag?
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You ought to know.
You bigamist.
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Bigamist, wha...?
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Oh, oh, honey.
Listen to me...
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Wait, wait...
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We didn't do no...
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Pinch me.
See if I'm dreaming.
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Ow, not so hard.
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Ow, not so hard.
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Ooh, copy.
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This will do.
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Hey, fellas, look.
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Ooh, yummy, yummy.
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Will our wives be happy
with a meal like this.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if they bring us some presents.
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Yeah, something different.
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Yeah, something
we don't even expect.
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Boy, are they beautiful, eh?
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Yeah, and what beautiful
legs they have.
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And young. Now, there's
something I could really go for.
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You, double-crossing...
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What happened?
What are you doing?
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Hey, wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
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What's this all about?
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What, have do you girls
been drinking or something?
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Don't give us that,
we caught you with those girls
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down at the tavern
and you know it.
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You must be drunk.
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How could we be
down at the tavern
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and cooking a meal
at the same time?
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We saw you there.
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Now, wait a minute.
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We'll go down to tavern with
you and prove we weren't there,
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and if we're guilty
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you can smack us over
the head with that bat.
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Good, get your coats
and let's go.
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Come on!
All right.
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We'll prove to you
we're innocent.
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Yeah, we...
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What kind of thing is this here.
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This is a mystery...
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Hey, waiter, did you ever
see us in here before?
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Are you kidding?
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Say, how about paying
the bill for the champagne
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you brought the girls
this morning?
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You're crazy,
we were never here before.
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What did I mean?
Pay up.
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I knew you were... You... You...
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Maybe the girls came back.
Yeah.
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Hey. Hey, you're hurting me.
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Hey, this seems to be catching.
264
00:10:42,826 --> 00:10:45,071
Look, it's our brothers.
265
00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:46,438
Come on.
266
00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:48,295
Hey, cut that out.
267
00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:50,542
Brothers.
268
00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:52,233
Brothers.
269
00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:54,947
What do you know, look at that.
270
00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:00,786
Gosh, they never told us
they had brothers.
271
00:11:00,810 --> 00:11:01,988
- No.
- What a surprise,
272
00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:04,957
Let us look at you.
273
00:11:04,981 --> 00:11:06,759
Oh, boy.
274
00:11:06,783 --> 00:11:09,343
You, guys really look wonderful.
275
00:11:10,820 --> 00:11:12,231
Wait a minute.
276
00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,566
I almost forgot.
Boys, meet our wives.
277
00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:16,669
This is Larry, Moe and Joe.
278
00:11:16,693 --> 00:11:18,004
No, I'm Luke.
279
00:11:18,028 --> 00:11:19,471
I'm Morris.
I'm Jeff.
280
00:11:19,495 --> 00:11:22,041
Ha-ha, we never could
tell each other apart.
281
00:11:22,065 --> 00:11:23,809
Gee, boys,
282
00:11:23,833 --> 00:11:25,144
we want to apologize
283
00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:27,146
for beating you up this morning.
284
00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:29,581
Y-You didn't beat us up,
our sweethearts did.
285
00:11:29,605 --> 00:11:32,417
No, no, we beat
your sweethearts up.
286
00:11:32,441 --> 00:11:33,953
Impossible.
287
00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:35,554
We didn't see you this morning,
288
00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:37,023
and we wouldn't
know you if we did.
289
00:11:37,047 --> 00:11:39,925
Then you three worms
must have been here.
290
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,360
No.
291
00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:42,828
This is crazy.
292
00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:44,096
We weren't even here.
293
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,765
We were home cooking.
294
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,900
They're plumb crazy.
When I see them,
295
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,501
I'm going to...
296
00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:51,704
I don't know.
I don't know either.
297
00:11:51,728 --> 00:11:53,706
There's something
fishy around here.
298
00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:55,808
What do they want,
what's going on here?
299
00:11:55,832 --> 00:11:56,809
I don't know.
300
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:57,810
Neither do they.
301
00:11:57,834 --> 00:11:59,400
Yeah, what's this?
302
00:12:00,837 --> 00:12:01,814
Morris.
303
00:12:01,838 --> 00:12:02,848
Jeff.
Luke.
304
00:12:02,872 --> 00:12:04,416
I'm Louis.
I'm Jack.
305
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,218
I'm Max.
I'm mortified.
306
00:12:06,242 --> 00:12:08,387
Gosh, we made
a terrible mistake.
307
00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:10,690
Oh, please excuse us
for hitting you this morning.
308
00:12:10,714 --> 00:12:12,624
Uh-oh, here we go again.
309
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,727
Everybody is crazy.
310
00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:15,861
You didn't hit us.
311
00:12:15,885 --> 00:12:17,151
You hit us.
312
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,968
Oh, we're so sorry.
313
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,603
We apologized.
314
00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:26,572
And we apologize too.
315
00:12:26,596 --> 00:12:27,573
But you had it coming.
316
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,241
You're married
to these three ladies.
317
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:30,242
No.
318
00:12:30,266 --> 00:12:32,411
We are married to them.
319
00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:36,315
Darling, I'm sorry.
320
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,983
Me too.
Yes.
321
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,952
Now that this is all settled,
322
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,353
you can give us our rings back.
323
00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:42,722
Give them back?
324
00:12:42,746 --> 00:12:44,023
We gave you them this morning.
325
00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:45,224
But we give them back to you.
326
00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:46,625
What are you trying to pull?
327
00:12:46,649 --> 00:12:47,827
What are you trying to pull?
328
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,095
We gave them to you.
329
00:12:49,119 --> 00:12:51,463
- You didn't.
- We did.
330
00:12:51,487 --> 00:12:54,200
You didn't, you didn't,
you didn't, and that's final.
331
00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:55,500
We gave them to you.
332
00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,902
You didn't.
333
00:12:56,926 --> 00:12:57,903
We did.
334
00:12:57,927 --> 00:12:59,671
Brother.
Brother.
335
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:05,211
This gets worse by the minute.
336
00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:07,446
They go like peas in a pod.
337
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:09,448
Or else we're seeing things.
338
00:13:09,472 --> 00:13:11,316
Is this real?
339
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,985
Something tells me
these last ones
340
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,754
are the brothers
we met this morning.
341
00:13:14,778 --> 00:13:17,223
You boys. This is a miracle.
342
00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:19,491
Now, no rough stuff girls.
Yeah, here's your rings.
343
00:13:19,515 --> 00:13:20,492
Here.
344
00:13:20,516 --> 00:13:22,494
Oh, thank you.
345
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:28,167
We love you.
346
00:13:28,191 --> 00:13:29,191
We're sorry.
347
00:13:30,526 --> 00:13:33,372
Oh, darling, we've been awful.
348
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,373
You sure have.
349
00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:35,674
Skip it. Give us a kiss.
350
00:13:35,698 --> 00:13:38,177
I have an idea.
Listen, everybody,
351
00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:39,745
let's all go back to our house
352
00:13:39,769 --> 00:13:41,446
and celebrate
this wonderful reunion.
353
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,182
Oh, wonderful.
Right, now, look.
354
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,984
You folks run along,
Louie, Jack and I
355
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:46,685
will pick up a few
bottles of champagne
356
00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:47,686
and we'll be home later.
357
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:48,710
Come on, let's go.
358
00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:52,146
Everybody go. That's it.
359
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:55,027
There they are.
360
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,328
Now, let's see, where's the...
361
00:13:56,352 --> 00:13:57,418
There he is.
362
00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:01,000
Hey, waiter, wake up.
Wake up.
363
00:14:01,024 --> 00:14:02,067
It's you again.
364
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,769
Yeah, we want six quarts
of champagne.
365
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:06,038
But you haven't paid me
for the champagne you bought.
366
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,340
You got us in enough trouble
with your lie already.
367
00:14:08,364 --> 00:14:09,775
Are you calling me a liar?
368
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,677
Yeah.
369
00:14:11,701 --> 00:14:13,012
Hitting my brothers.
370
00:14:16,239 --> 00:14:17,983
Good, good, that was good.
371
00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:18,984
That was good.
372
00:14:19,008 --> 00:14:20,585
That's bad.
373
00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:28,694
We better tell our brothers
we'll order the sandwiches.
374
00:14:28,718 --> 00:14:30,095
I wonder where they went?
375
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,363
You got me.
376
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,520
Me too.
I'll get them.
377
00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:35,534
A-ha!
378
00:14:35,558 --> 00:14:36,735
I'll chop you to ribbons!
379
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,832
Now, how do they get
around so fast?
380
00:14:46,602 --> 00:14:48,236
I'll fox them.
381
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:57,156
Say, waiter, did you...
382
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,724
Ah, now I got you.
383
00:15:07,790 --> 00:15:08,790
Uh.
384
00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,864
Oh, no.
385
00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:21,380
I surrender.
386
00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:22,781
Now I've got... Wait a minute.
387
00:15:22,805 --> 00:15:24,083
It's for you.
388
00:15:24,107 --> 00:15:25,384
Oh, thank you.
389
00:15:25,408 --> 00:15:28,254
Hello, hello?
390
00:15:28,278 --> 00:15:29,977
Hello?
391
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,014
I'll kill 'em.
392
00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:39,398
That guy is crazy.
393
00:15:39,422 --> 00:15:40,955
Oh, no.
394
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,125
Oh, oh, oh.
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