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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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Hello.
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Hey, Joe aren't you...
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Don't interrupt!
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Are you still reading
that reincarnation stuff?
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Why, certainly.
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Bertie and I both
believed in reincarnation.
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But our little sister
Bertie's been dead
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for over a year.
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Yeah, but the swami
says right here
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that we return to this earth
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in some other form.
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Perhaps an animal, or a bird,
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or even an insect.
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Could be.
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Drat that fly.
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Don't!
Don't swat that fly.
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You may be
hurting Bertie.
Oh.
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Bertie, is that you?
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I guess not.
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Bertie, my long-departed
little sister,
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you promised to come back.
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If you'd only send me a message
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or a sign or something,
before I go crazy.
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Hey, Moe, we gotta do something
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about Joe before he
flips his lid completely.
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Yeah, we... Hey, I got a...
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Gosh, Bertie,
if you'd just let me
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hear from you, Bertie...
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Joe. Joe, dear?
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Listen.
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Bertie, Bertie, is that you?
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Yes, dear, this is Bertie.
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Now you must be patient
until I return.
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B-But when, Bertie?
When are you coming back?
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Where will I meet you?
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Well, I, uh...
Today, this afternoon,
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5:00, on Crown Street
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near Third.
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That's... That's wonderful,
honey. I'll be there.
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I'm so excited.
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Poor Joe. He really
idolized our little sister.
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You know, I think
he lost his marbles.
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Yesterday he imagined
he was a chicken.
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We'd better send him
to an institution.
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Oh, we can't do that.
Why not?
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We need the eggs.
Ha-ha-ha!
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What's that?
Oh, that's a hammer.
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Stop with the jokes.
Come on, already.
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Boy, am I excited.
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It's 5:00,
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and we're almost
at Crown and Third Street.
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Come on, fellas, hurry.
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Come on, hurry, fellas, hurry!
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Yoo-hoo, Joe! Yoo-hoo!
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Are you starting that again?
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That wasn't me.
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It wasn't?
No.
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Hi, Larry. Hi, Moe.
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Hi.
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Joe. Joe, dear,
it's Bertie.
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Joe. Here.
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Well, don't just stand there.
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It's me. Bertie.
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Bertie, but...
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Why, sis, it is you.
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I'd know those ears anywhere.
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Moe, Larry, gosh, I'm happy.
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Where's the wristwatch
I gave you?
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Where it belongs, silly.
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See it?
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Bertie! Bertie!
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Y-You're reincarnated,
you've come back.
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But, Bertie, you're a horse.
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So who did you expect,
Kim Novak?
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Oh. I don't care
what you are.
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You're coming home with us.
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But I can't
go home with you, Joe.
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Why, sis? Why not?
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Because I'm in love
with another horse.
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Oh, horsefeathers.
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You're not gonna break up
our little family again.
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Now you're coming home with us
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for a little while anyhow.
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No, no, wait. Boys.
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Stop. Stop, you hear?
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You leave me alone.
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Now cut it out,
you horse thieves.
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I won't have it.
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Do you hear?
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I won't have it.
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Get away from me.
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Cut it out, sis!
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You can't do this.
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Wait a minute.
I'll stop that switching.
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Okay, kid.
Down on the end there.
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I'm getting mad.
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Ow, Bertie! That hurts!
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Now... Now don't
aggravate yourself.
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Remember your indigestion.
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Oh, my stomach is killing me.
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You upset me.
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See, I knew that.
I was afraid of that.
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Now... Now, Bertie, relax.
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Cut that out right now.
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That'll hold it.
Let's get to work here.
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Oof!
Oof!
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Why you... Oof!
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This was your idea.
It nearly...
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Get out of here.
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Come on.
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Come on, Bertie.
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Walk quietly, Bertie.
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On your tiptoes.
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Now remember,
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I'm only going to stay
a few minutes.
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Come on, Bertie, easy does it.
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Yeah. No noise, now.
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I hope the landlord
didn't hear us.
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- Yeah.
- Wait a minute.
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Shh. Quiet, Bertie.
Fellows,
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I can't stay.
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Well, here we are,
Bertie, in our new home.
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Yeah, I'm surprised at you.
Yes.
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Bertie, you stop this nonsense,
act like a lady.
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- Let me out of here.
- I'll kick the place down.
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What?
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Oh, thank you very much
for the cracker.
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Oh, my cake!
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What is going on up there?
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The idiots
we rented to upstairs.
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Is that so? Well, I'm going
up to tell them something...
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Oh, Papa!
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Now take me back to my wagon.
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Come here, now.
Take me back.
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What's the matter
with you, Bertie?
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
My stomach is killing me.
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Well, take it easy.
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I got some wonderful
stomach pills.
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Hurry up and get 'em.
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Oh, it hurts...
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Oh. Something I ate,
maybe.
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Here you are, Bertie.
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Open your mouth
and swallow this pill.
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I can't swallow pills.
See?
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Oh, you're stubborn as a mule,
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but I'm ready for you.
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Here, I'll help you blow it in.
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Now open your mouth.
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Come on, Bertie,
that's a good girl.
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Come on, open your mouth.
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Good, good for you.
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What happened?
Bertie blew first.
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Bertie, you're bad.
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I'm going upstairs
and give those guys
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two pieces of my mind!
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Gosh, Bertie,
you sure draw flies.
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It's lucky I got some fly paper.
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Wise guy, always sounding off.
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There.
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- Open the door!
- It's the landlord!
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The landlord. Quick,
put Bertie in the bedroom.
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Hurry up.
Bedroom.
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Easy, easy guys.
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- Shh. Shh.
- Now what?
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What's the matter with you?
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Why you don't come to the door?
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And what is with
the plaster falling down,
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and the tramping around here
like a horse?
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We got no horse here.
We were dancing.
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You was dancing, but the plas...
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Smells like a horse.
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Ooh, I want to go home.
Shh!
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Be quiet.
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I want to go home.
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He'll hear you, the landlord.
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That you fellas...
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Ahem.
It's my bronchitis.
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Awfully bad
this time of the year.
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I was...
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It does not sound
like bronchitis to me.
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Well, maybe it's because
I'm a little hoarse today.
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Get out of here!
Shh! Shut up.
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Again with the tramping!
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And that was not you!
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There's definitely
somebody back here.
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Come out of that bedroom.
I hear...
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See, Mr. Dinkelspiel,
there's nobody here.
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You'll wish I hadn't come.
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Be good and we'll
take you home tomorrow, okay?
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Okay, I'll stay.
Tomorrow sure.
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Larry.
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Yeah?
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Get Bertie into the closet.
Hurry up.
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Come on, Bertie.
Shh. Shh.
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Where we going?
The closet.
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Who made out the lights?
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Who turned...
I can't see nothing.
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Mr. Dinkelspiel,
take it easy.
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Don't you tell me
what I take it...
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You make enough trouble here.
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Please, please, relax.
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Oh, that's you.
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- Fellows, stop.
- What are you doing that for?
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You promised, Bertie.
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Where is that coming from?
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I find you wherever you are,
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I smell you out.
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Wait, wait,
Mr. Dinkelspiel.
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Hello.
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You sly little devil, you.
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So it was a lady, huh?
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Yeah, my girlfriend.
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Well, now, Mr. Dinkelspiel,
everything is all right.
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Yeah, everything
except my glasses.
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My spectacles, I lose them,
and I can't find them.
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Here, just a minute,
here they are.
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Oh, you found them?
I found them.
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Oh, that's nice,
now I can see... Nothing.
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Okay, okay,
we'll see you in the morning.
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Yeah, but I don't see so good.
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Something must have gotten...
Well, good night.
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Good night.
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You know something?
It's dark out here.
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Did you get hurt,
Mr. Dinkelspiel?
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No, I fell on my head.
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Okay.
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You nearly gave us away, Bertie.
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Oh, shut up.
You give me a pain.
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Boy, that was a narrow escape.
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Quick thinking, fellas.
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Phew. Boy, no wonder
Dinkelspiel said
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the place smells like a horse.
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Bertie, you're gonna get a bath.
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And how. You need it.
Come on.
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Yeah, come on, Bertie.
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You guys don't smell
like lilies either.
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Bertie, when we get
through with you,
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you'll look like a pewter
dollar in a mud hole.
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Hm, this I like.
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Hey, the drug store was open.
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I got the bath salts.
Good, open it up.
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That's the stuff.
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Okay, Bertie,
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we'll have you
fixed up in a minute.
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We will fix you up
real nice, Bertie.
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Everything will be all right.
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It'll... You'll shine.
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Why don't you watch what
you're doing with that water?
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Oh, a little water
ain't gonna hurt you.
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It ain't gonna hurt you either.
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Just for that,
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I'm not gonna let you
have a ride on Bertie.
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There.
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Aah! Ooh, that hurts.
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Hurry up, fellas,
I feel simply awful.
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Okay, Bertie.
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Quit horsing around, you guys,
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00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,806
we gotta clean her up.
Okay.
263
00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:33,876
Okay. Hey, Bertie,
go get me a towel.
264
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,244
Okay.
265
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,979
Hurry, come on.
266
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,514
Thanks, Bertie, you're a doll.
267
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,938
I'll dry you off
so you won't catch cold.
268
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,745
Now we'll get this water.
269
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,227
And this.
270
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,429
Hey, Larry.
What?
271
00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:57,266
Ooh, I'm sorry, Moe.
I didn't mean it.
272
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,301
Get a towel
and dry that face off.
273
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,837
Ask me nice.
274
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,539
That's nice enough.
275
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,663
There it is.
276
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:10,012
Now she looks like
my ex-mother-in-law.
277
00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,446
My bow looks pretty.
278
00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:12,915
I got the cologne on her.
279
00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:14,616
If my horse friends
saw me like this,
280
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,251
they'd give you what for.
281
00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:17,619
I bet they'd laugh at me.
282
00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:19,221
Never mind your friends.
283
00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,623
Look, Joe, I told you
things are different.
284
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,659
I'm a horse now,
and that's not all.
285
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,128
The fact is,
I'm going to have a baby.
286
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,064
Oh.
287
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,133
Oh, my goodness.
A baby.
288
00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:32,802
Oh, Joe,
please do something quick.
289
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,804
I'm about to become
a mother any minute
290
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,706
and for goodness' sake,
hurry, hurry.
291
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:38,808
Moe, Larry, get some hot water.
292
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,409
Plenty of hot water, uh, cotton,
293
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,245
and the first aid kit.
Hurry, just don't stand there.
294
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,681
Hurry!
Bertie, take it easy.
295
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,150
Oh, boy, we're gonna
have a baby.
296
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,122
Hurry up with that water, Moe.
297
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,523
Okay, I'll be right with you.
298
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,025
Oh. Oh, Joe.
Easy, now.
299
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,094
Don't worry, everything
will be all right.
300
00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,863
I feel so tired.
301
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,099
Gosh, it's hot.
302
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,223
I'm warm.
303
00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:08,971
Bertie, you wanna catch cold?
304
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,539
Now you just take it easy now.
305
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,741
Just be good now.
306
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:12,765
Joe, hurry.
307
00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,347
Whoa! Ooh!
308
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,083
What happened?
What the Sam Hill?
309
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,018
Those stupid idiots.
310
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,620
Who left the chair in the way?
311
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,310
I'll kill him later.
312
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:31,727
Hey, Joe. Here.
Yeah?
313
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,696
Put on this mask,
open this can of ether.
314
00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,365
You're the anesthetist.
315
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,234
Don't call me names.
316
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,269
Where's that Moe
with that hot water?
317
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,413
Go. Go, already.
All right. All right!
318
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,190
I'm sorry, Moe. I didn't
know you were behind there.
319
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,259
Help me up.
Strictly an accident.
320
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,559
There it is.
You okay?
321
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,095
Yeah, yeah.
322
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,085
What's the matter with you?
323
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,555
Just what I wanted.
324
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,047
Now how did that hole
get in there?
325
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:43,999
There, Papa, drink your milk.
326
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:46,568
It'll make you sleep.
Ja, thank you.
327
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,759
I drink the milk.
328
00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:56,946
Ah. Good night.
329
00:13:56,970 --> 00:14:01,350
Papa. Don't sleep here,
go to bed.
330
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,186
Hurry. Look, Joe.
331
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,921
Oh, what's the matter with him?
332
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:08,690
Take these.
333
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,092
Why, the sap.
334
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:11,861
He knocked himself out
with the ether.
335
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,028
The can's empty.
336
00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:15,030
I'll bring him to.
Come here, kid.
337
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:20,102
What...?
What happened?
338
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:21,971
Bertie! Bertie!
339
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:24,539
She's alone, she's alone.
Hurry up.
340
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,275
Bertie, Bertie, we're coming.
341
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,743
Yeah, we're here.
342
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,078
You're too late.
343
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,212
Oh, my goodness.
344
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,314
A baby, a baby.
345
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:33,749
Oh. Oh, boy.
346
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,185
A beautiful baby.
347
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,486
Little thing.
348
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:38,954
Oh, come here, honey child.
349
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:40,622
Let me see it.
350
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,057
Don't drop your nephew.
351
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,994
I'm an uncle,
I'm an uncle, I'm an uncle!
352
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,296
I'm an uncle, I'm an uncle!
353
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,831
I'm an uncle, I'm an uncle.
354
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:52,567
Oh. I'm an uncle, I'm...
I'm an uncle.
355
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,603
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe.
Come on. Wake up here.
356
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,005
Come on, you're dreaming, kid.
357
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,274
Oh, boy, was I dreaming,
and how.
358
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,276
Oh, what a dream.
359
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,711
Boy, I'm glad that's over with.
360
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,712
Gee whiz.
361
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:04,780
Come on, boys, scram.
362
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,282
I wanna set
the table for dinner.
363
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,284
Oh, Bertie,
am I glad to see you.
364
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,851
I had a terrible dream.
365
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,054
I dreamt that you were a horse!
366
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,455
A horse?
Yes.
367
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,391
Why, you worm!
368
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,892
Oof!
369
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,765
Bertie, no salt.
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