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We must get this rocket-fuel
formula for our country
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by hook or crook!
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Right!
Without aircraft supremacy,
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Anemia could never
conquer Urania.
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You and Klutz must visit
this Professor Snead.
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Understand?
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Yes, Excellency.
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I will make
the necessary preparations.
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I will make
necessary preparations.
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Ah, by golly, that's good!
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Tastes like rotten eggs. Mm.
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Boys, we gotta be careful
and make sure
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nobody followed us.
Right!
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Shemp, that dame
looked suspicious.
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You better follow her.
Right!
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This is it.
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"Government of Urania,
Department of Inferior."
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Come in.
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Operator Number 5.
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Six and seven-eighths.
Ooh!
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Good, I've been expecting you.
Make yourselves at home.
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Thank you. We will.
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Pardon me.
Ha-ha-ha!
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Ready? Give.
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She said make yourself
at home, not obnoxious!
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Oh, quit kiddin', toots.
You know you loved it.
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Give me another kiss.
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Aah! Ow!
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Ew, what a kisser.
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Oh, glad you appreciate it.
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Yes, uh, let me see your hand.
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Certainly.
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Ooh, nice...
Heh.
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Ooh!
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Ooh, ooh.
Hey, that was mean.
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Come on, be nice.
Give me another kiss.
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Uh, sure, why not?
Heh-heh.
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You pooch, and I'll pucker.
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Ruff! Ha-ha!
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Ready?
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And how.
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Aah! Ooh!
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Oh, isn't that fun?
Ooh! Ow!
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Oh, you're breaking my heart.
Larry! Larry, help me!
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Help. Larry, help me.
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Help me. Oh!
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Wait a minute.
I'll get it.
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Wait.
Hold it still there.
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Ooh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Moe, it's out.
Oh.
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Next time you'll remember you
came here on serious business.
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Yes, sir. Ma'am.
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Now, you have been ordered
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to protect Professor Snead,
the eminent scientist.
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You will work undercover.
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Yes, yes,
we will work under covers.
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Neither he nor anyone else
must know who you are.
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You will go to his new house
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and pretend
you are carpet layers.
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Wait a minute.
I can't lay carpet.
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Why not?
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I'm not that rugged.
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Get it?
Carpets, rugged?
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Why, you...
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Ugh!
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Now, listen, you,
we gotta find Shemp
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and get over
to Professor Snead's.
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Number seven.
Seven.
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Come on.
Aah!
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Professor Snead's new house.
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I watched from here
when he moved in yesterday.
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So we have him cornered at last.
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By now his super rocket fuel
should be perfected.
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Yes, Roarke?
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Yes. I think we can persuade
him to give us the formula.
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Ah, there he is now.
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There's no mistaking
that magnificent head of hair.
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Hiya, professor.
You got nothing to worry about.
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My men will have this job done
in a couple of hours.
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Good.
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Whose men?
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Us men.
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That's better.
Ooh!
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Come on, start cuttin'.
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I swallowed the tacks.
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I'll... I'll...
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I'll be doggone.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Father, step into
the laboratory.
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I've discovered
something interesting.
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Just a moment, dear.
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I want you men to finish up
as quickly as possible.
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My work, shall we say,
is highly secret.
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Forget you ever came here.
Is that clear?
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You betcha.
We won't breathe a word.
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Good.
Thank you, boys.
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My toes! They're gone!
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Oh, there they are.
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So they are.
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Oh! Ooh!
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Quit playin' around.
We gotta measure this joint.
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Take this tape
over to the other wall.
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Come on.
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How many feet you got?
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Two.
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You skillethead.
Give me that tape!
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I'm sorry, Moe.
You asked for it.
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You asked for it too,
but we'll forget it.
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Get to nailin'.
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Yes, sir. Gladly.
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How did I get
in the cellar here?
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When the professor comes out
of the house, we'll capture him.
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You will take him to Anemia.
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Leon and I will remain
at the embassy.
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Yes, colonel.
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Well, goodbye.
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Bye.
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Look. The professor
has two assistants.
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Good.
We'll take them too.
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We'll grab a bite of lunch
and hurry back.
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We mustn't be gone too long.
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Where did those guys go
that was here...?
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Oh!
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Let go. My leg.
You're breaking it.
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Wait, whoa! Moe! Larry!
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Here we are, gentlemen.
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What a joint.
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Reminds me of the reform school.
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Oh, did you stumble,
professor?
Aah!
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Anything wrong, professor?
No, I'm all right.
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Guards. Follow this
soldier, gentlemen.
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He will lead you
to the laboratory.
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Say, I beg your pardon,
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do you have any idea
what we're doin'?
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Now that you mention it, no.
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Why don't you tell the general
he ain't Professor Snead?
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He couldn't invent rocket fuel
in a million years.
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I beg your pardon.
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Wait a minute, you ignoramuses.
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If they find out
we're undercover men,
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they'll go back
and grab the real professor.
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We gotta make them think
we're really mixing rocket fuel,
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or they'll shoot us.
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Now, we gotta fool them, savvy?
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You're right.
It's our duty to posterior.
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I wonder what this will do.
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Pyrogallic acid.
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Say, that acts mighty powerful.
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Yeah, if they put that
in an airplane,
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something's bound to happen.
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Get some more stuff.
Okay, okay.
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How'd that mule get in here?
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You don't know my sleeve
from a jug, you jughead!
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Hey. It's burnin' the wood!
Put it out, somebody!
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Larry, Larry, put the fire out!
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Larry, come on!
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Hey, it's strong enough.
Let's cork it.
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Here's the cork.
Okay, kid.
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There.
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Top of the morning
to you, captain.
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And the rest
of the day for myself.
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Ah, but there's good news today.
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Yes? You have
the super rocket fuel?
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You said it.
With that stuff,
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a plane can go
1400 miles an hour.
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In low gear.
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Splendid. Splendid.
I congratulate you, professor.
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Think nothing of it.
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You should give me the formula.
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Yes, the formula.
Why, sure, sure.
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Tell him, professor.
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Oh, yea... Tell him.
Me?
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Well, uh, first you put in
a half a pint of ectowhosis.
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Ectowhosis?
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No, no, ectowhatsis.
Whatsits.
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Um, and 4 grams of alkabob.
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Ah, so.
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Then you pour in
the shish kabob.
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Then you fold in
the jigger of sastrophonia.
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Ah, sastrophonia.
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Say, did I give you
carbolic acid?
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I'd love to.
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Put down a squirt of haratang.
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Spelled sidewards, it's, uh...
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Tahara...
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How you spell this, uh...?
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That's right.
Put it down.
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Yeah.
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Hiya.
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Colonel, what does this mean?
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It means you captured
three impostors, you dunderhead.
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This is Professor Snead.
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Yes, and unless you give us
that formula at once,
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you, your daughter,
and your friends
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all will be shot.
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I am sorry, but I am afraid
I can't help you.
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You see, general, my father
has a very poor memory.
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I've got a little booklet here.
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"How to Train Your Memory
in Five Easy Lessons."
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Pardon me.
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Quiet. Thank you.
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Don't point.
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Perhaps a night in the dungeon
will refresh your memory.
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Take them away.
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March. March.
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What's the matter
with you? Go ahead.
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All right, both hands
were out that time.
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Beep! Beep!
Beep!
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Heep-eep-eep-eep!
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I don't know what to do.
How to get out of this.
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Look, boys, we gotta get
the keys to the cell below
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from this guy
and release the professor.
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Now, look, we'll straighten
the whole thing out, right?
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Shemp, guard the door.
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Heep-eep-eep-eep.
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Routine number 6.
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Okay.
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I personally brought you
your last meal,
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before you are shot.
Heh-heh.
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Eat hearty. Pigs' feet
smothered in lubricating oil,
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raw potatoes
boiled in pure varnish,
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and headcheese
garnished with nails.
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Rusty nails!
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Ah-ah-ah-ah...
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Shemp, come on.
Let's get him in that trunk.
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Up you go.
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Now these are the keys
to the cell below.
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We gotta get down there somehow.
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Yeah, but there's
a guard outside.
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I got it.
That rocket fuel we made,
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it burned a hole in the table.
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It'll burn a hole in the floor.
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Right!
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He's the most intelligent
imbecile I ever saw.
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Hey. How about me?
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Oh, you're much smarter.
You're just an imbecile.
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Here it is, fellas.
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Get busy and make that hole.
We'll watch the door. Come on.
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Are you all right?
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Seize him!
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Whoa!
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Moe!
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Oh!
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- My neck, my neck!
- You're killin' me!
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Wait! You're killin' me!
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I'll give up! Let go!
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Hang on!
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Whoa!
Call the guards!
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Don't let 'em go!
Call the guards!
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Come back here.
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Stop it.
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Stop, help!
Halt!
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Help!
Help!
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What's the guard's name?
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Help! Help!
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Quick, get in the jeep!
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We'll make a dash for it.
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All right, start her up.
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It's empty. We're cooked.
260
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,453
Oh, no, we ain't.
261
00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:30,555
I got the stuff.
I got the stuff.
262
00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:32,091
Hey, wait a minute.
That ain't gas.
263
00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:34,793
It may not be gas,
but it packs an awful wallop.
264
00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:36,061
Ah!
265
00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:37,529
Stop them! Shoot!
266
00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:39,793
Whoa!
Ah, come on. Come on.
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