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Hey, it's Mary!
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Come on!
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What's she sayin'?
She says she wants breakfast.
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Tell her we'll bring it
as soon as we shave and dress.
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That's a dot...
Dot...
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Dash-dash...
Dash-dash...
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Dot-dot...
Dot...
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Hey, cut it out, will you?
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Does my head look like
a steam pipe?
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No, a steam pipe
hasn't got ears!
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Besides,
what are you beepin' about?
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All I did was hit you like this.
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It was harder than that.
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Well, at the most,
it was only like this.
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It was much harder than that.
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I'll show you.
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See?
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Take it easy, kid.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Break it up, you guys.
We gotta go to work.
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Mary's waiti" for breakfast.
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We gotta shave, and you guys
are playing games.
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Shut up.
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Oh!
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Come on, you.
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Hike!
Hike!
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Hike!
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Right.
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Your face is too sharp.
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Hurry up with those hot towels.
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Hot towels, comin' up.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Towel!
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Towel!
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Towel!
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Shampoo!
Shampoo!
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Powder!
Powder!
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Take a powder.
Go on.
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Nice, beautiful talcum powder.
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Schlemiel number 8.
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Hey, hurry up with Mary's
breakfast, you guys.
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Oh, I gotta have a mixing bowl.
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Ah. Let's see...
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Eh, too small.
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This'll do...
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What stupid, imbecilic fool
put that u...? I did.
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Oh, am I dumb.
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You lamebrain!
Fried eggs?
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Mary likes 'em scrambled!
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I ought to mash you
like a potato.
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Hey, Moe, where'd you get
the sunglasses?
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I bought 'em.
Get outta here and get busy.
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I'll take care of this.
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Let me see now.
The coffee grinder.
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Yeah.
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There we are.
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Ah. The old lard.
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Ha, ha.
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Yes, sir.
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One...
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two...
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three...
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That's fine.
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Hen-fruit!
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Now I'll scrabble them.
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Go on, nitwit.
Set that table up
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so Mary can have
her breakfast. Hurry up.
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All right.
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Go on. Get outta here.
I'm goin', I'm goin'.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, gettin' to be
a wise guy, huh?
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There you are.
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There you a...
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Uh, you jockhead.
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What's the matter with you?
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This thing is haunted.
Every time I lift the legs,
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they jump back.
You're an imbecile.
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There's nothin' wrong
with it, I'll show you.
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One, two,
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three, four.
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Now get this table set.
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Go on.
Cut it out.
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Funny, you stay up for him.
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Oh.
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Oh, my finger! Where's
my finger?
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Where's my finger?!
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Oh, there it is.
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
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Remember, no tricks.
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Wait'll you see what we got
for breakfast this morning.
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Nice cold hotcakes
smothered in vinegar.
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Come in.
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How do you do?
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I'm the new adjuster from
the Calamity Insurance Company.
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How do you do?
Oh, so you're the crook
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that's been holdin' out
on this kid.
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Everybody knows
that you owe her dough.
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Why don't you pay her?
She's a cripple.
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Come on, now, start somethin'.
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Bop you,
that's what I ought to do.
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Why, I'll give it
to you good, boy.
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Shoot one that way.
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You know, I just...
Shoot one that way.
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Whoa, boy.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Where is he? Oh.
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You're gettin' smart, eh?
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Oh, a little harder, eh?
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Oh, a wise guy.
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So you meant it, eh?
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Cut out this nonsense.
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Now, never mind
that insurance crook, Mary.
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We got a job, we'll earn
enough money for your operation
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and you'll walk again.
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We're working for the Garden
theater, pasting up posters.
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And we better get to work
before we get fired.
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Oh, you're in a hurry, eh?
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All right, open that door,
mister!
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Get goin'.
All right.
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Come on.
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Why we have so many rehearsals,
I don't know.
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The insurance companies are
all alike. You don't tell me.
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They're liable.
They're liable not to...
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Oh.
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Don't get excited, miss.
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Wait a minute.
There you are.
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There you are, toots.
Good as new.
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Well, you eat it.
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Come on, Mary.
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Always causing trouble.
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Oh, shut up.
Come on.
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Wow.
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We better change our clothes.
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Which one of you slammed
that door shut?
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Not me.
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Say, maybe a cyclone did it.
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Yeah, maybe it just
blow shut like this.
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Yeah.
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Was it like that?
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Yeah, it was exactly like... Ow!
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Hey, what's the idea?
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Come on, get dressed!
All right, I'll get dressed.
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Wait a minute, wait...
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There's no room for all...
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Now, behave yourself.
Get dressed.
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Say, did you guys
slam that door?
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Yeah.
What about it?
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Nothing, you can slam it
any time you like.
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Come in.
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Hiya, boss.
Hey, boss.
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Look at those headlines.
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"During daylight robbery,
nets bandits $50,000.
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"Huge reward offered
for captured gunmen.
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Police rounding up suspects."
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Hey, boss. I'm scared.
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That big fat cop got a good look
at us as we made our getaway.
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Relax, we're in show business.
No one would suspect
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the Great Svengarlic
and his troop.
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Right, and we're all set
to knock off
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the Gottrox Jewelry Company.
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In 15 minutes the Gottrox
Company closes for lunch.
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I'll do my hypnotic act
in front of the theater
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to attract the crowd
and occupy the cops
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while you boys blow up the safe.
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Now, this is the plan.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Why you...
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I hear bells.
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Jingle bells?
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Cowbells.
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Let's try for jingle bells.
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Still cowbells.
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I'll fix that.
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I hear 'em, I hear 'em!
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Jingle bells, Jingle bells!
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Let's hurry
and get these posters up.
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Yeah, we're late now.
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Hey, Larry. Did you...
Oh!
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What's the matter with you?
Oh!
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What's the matter with me?
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Oh!
What's goin' on?
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Why, you nitwit, you!
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Get busy or I'll pulverize you.
Go on!
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All right!
I'm the only guy
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that does anything around here.
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Why, you...
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You nitwit, you!
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What's the matter with you?
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Give me that brush.
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You're absolutely useless.
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Hey...
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I'm sorry, kid.
Why don't you look
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what you're doin'?
I said I'm sorry, so shut up!
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Go on, get that thing up
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or I'll knock your brains out!
All right.
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Hurry up.
Okay, don't be a...
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Line 'er up!
I got it...
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There we go.
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Okay. "Here this week,
the Great Hypnotist Svengarlic.
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He'll steal
your breath away."
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I tell you it's gonna work.
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All I need is someone
to hypnotize.
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Hey.
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Hey, wait a minute.
I got an idea.
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You?
Yeah.
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Maybe we can get this Svengarlic
to hypnotize Mary
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and make her walk.
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Ah, that hypnotism stuff
is the bunk.
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I'll bet I can hypnotize you
and make you do anything.
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For instance,
look me in the eye.
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Hocus, pocus, pocus, hocus.
Alacadabra.
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Tsk.
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Tsk. Tsk.
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You are now in New York.
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I am now in New York.
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You are now in Sing Sing.
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I am now in Sing Sing.
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You are now in Boston.
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I am now in Sing Sing.
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You can't get
this guy outta Sing Sing.
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Good, that's just
where he belongs.
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"That's where he belongs", eh?
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I'll tear you limb-from-limb.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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I'm sick and tired
of this nonsense, so cut it out.
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I hope you numbskulls
are convinced
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that this hypnotism is a fake.
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You are wrong, my friends.
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Look me in the eye,
straight in the eye.
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In the eye.
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In the eye.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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the Great Svengarlic
will now demonstrate
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the most amazing manifestation
of hypnotism ever performed.
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Watch that flagpole
on the insurance building
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across the street.
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You are still under my spell.
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Come out. Come out.
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Walk out on the flagpole.
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Walk. Walk. Stop!
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You will now start dancing.
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Dance. Dance.
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- Light it.
- Dance. Dance.
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Dance. Dance.
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Dance. That's the way. Dance.
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Good grief!
Svengarlic has been injured.
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Speak to me.
Svengarlic, say somethin'.
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The boys are up
on the flagpo... The boys.
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Hey! What's that crowd
doin' down there?
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Let go of my legs!
Let go of my legs!
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What do you think, I got wings?
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You don't let go, I'll hit you
on the head with this flagpole!
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I'm slippin'!
Shemp, hold still.
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I'll spit on my hands
and get a new hold.
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I... Whoa!
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No!
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Ah! Hey, Moe!
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What's goin' on?
I feel a draft!
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Moe!
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Hey, Moe!
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Where are you? You're
inside-out!
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Moe.
Moe, don't move.
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00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:51,867
How you doin'?
Okay.
266
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,703
You up?
Oh. Oh.
267
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:22,064
Well,
if it ain't the bank bandits.
268
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,565
Bank bandits?
269
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,000
They tried to kill us.
270
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,701
You captured them,
that's what counts.
271
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,103
And the reward for these robbers
272
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,704
is a real handsome one,
I'll tell you.
273
00:15:29,728 --> 00:15:31,373
Come along, here.
274
00:15:31,397 --> 00:15:33,042
Did you hear that?
Reward.
275
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,643
Now Mary can have her operation.
276
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,045
Let's go and tell her.
Yeah.
277
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,612
Good. Will she be happy
to hear that.
278
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,070
Oh!
279
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,486
Doggone it!
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