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Good night, children.
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Now, be good little boys
and go right to sleep.
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Not till you tell us
a bed time story.
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Okay, okay.
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Once upon a time,
there was a lion.
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Was it a big lion, Daddy?
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Yeah, was 50 feet
from tail to head,
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50 feet from head to tail,
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100 feet altogether.
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It was a dandy lion.
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Oh, no.
Silly.
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Tell us about brave knights,
Uncle Moe.
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No knights. Tell us
a scary one about ghosts.
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No knights and no ghosts.
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Tell us one with
a lot of killings
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and a lot of murders in it
so we can sleep real good.
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I want knights.
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No knights, ghosts.
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Oh, oh.
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Killings and murders I want.
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Knights.
Ghosts.
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Quiet! Quiet!
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All right. We'll tell
you one with knights,
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ghosts and murders.
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Goody, goody, goody.
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Once upon a time,
your daddies and I
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were in the trucking
and moving business.
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Well, one night we were sent
to a spooky old castle
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to pick up some antiques.
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It was raining cats and dogs.
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And the wind was howling.
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So this is Smorgasbord Castle.
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Light some candles.
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Shemp, come on.
I'm coming.
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This joint gives me the creeps.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey, Shemp, come on.
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All right, I...
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How do you like that?
It's stuck.
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Quit stalling.
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Hold your horses.
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What are you stalling about?
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You know we got
one night to move.
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I can't help it,
my umbrella won't close.
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You're just a dumbbell.
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Give it to me.
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I'll close it.
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Cut out the clowning.
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We got work to do.
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The sooner as we get out
of this spooky joint
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the better I'll like it.
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Wh-What was that?
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Why that was... Wait,
that was the creaky door.
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Hello, everybody,
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this is Desmond
of the outer sanctorum.
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Strange things will happen
in this mysterious castle.
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Who could get along without
nights' bloody murder, hm?
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Yes, there will be
strange happenings.
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Oh. Oh.
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What happen?
Strange happenings.
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That's strange.
Come on.
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I hate this castle.
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People said it was haunted.
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Ah, go on.
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There's no such thing
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as haunted houses and spooks.
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That was just a coincidence.
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Who this belongs to?
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What happen?
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Just a coincidence.
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Fellas, let's get started.
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Well, see...
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Thank you.
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Why are you thanking me for?
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I wasn't thanking you
for anything.
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Then what with you thanking me?
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I didn't say a word.
But I did.
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Why didn't you say so when
I first asked you?
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I didn't say anything.
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One of us is nuts
and it can't be you.
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Right.
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Keep your big mouth shut.
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Just a minute.
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People have a right
to talk, you know.
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Oh, a wise guy, eh?
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Let him alone.
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Now, listen.
We gotta get busy.
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You, help me getting the table
over the truck.
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You, take the armor.
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Come on.
All right.
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Please, don't take me away.
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I beg of you.
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Put me down, I beseech you.
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Ah.
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What do you like?
That lazy...
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Fine time to take a nap.
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Get up out of here.
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Look, Moe.
Look... Moe.
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Moe, I'm telling you...
Never mind, go on.
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Help Larry, I'll take the armor.
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Nitwit.
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Up you go.
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Thank you, you are a gentleman.
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Oh, think nothing of it, I...
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That's funny.
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For a minute a thought
that armor spoke to me.
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I did.
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Hey, fellas. That suit of armor,
it's haunted.
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It just spoke to me.
It spoke to me too.
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Ah, you're goofy.
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Honest, Larry.
It just spoke to me.
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Yeah.
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Ah, you fraidy-cats.
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I'll take care of this.
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Armor, talking.
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If you got something to say,
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say it now before
I dump you in the truck.
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Heh. You guys must be dreaming.
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Or maybe you don't talk English.
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Parlez vouz Francais?
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Oui, oui, monsieur.
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Oh, you see?
He don't talk English.
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Oh, hey, fellas.
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Take it easy,
we'll get you outta there.
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Hurry up.
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Heave, ho.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Wait a minute.
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You're right.
That armor is haunted.
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It just spoke to me too.
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Hey, it can't be possible.
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Things like this
just don't happen.
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Shemp, I think you better
go get the armor.
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Moe, I think you better
go get the armor.
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Wait a minute, I think we all
better go get the armor.
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Let's not be afraid.
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Come on, go ahead.
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Have no fear, gentlemen.
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I am a friendly spirit.
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Come closer.
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It's empty.
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Oh, there goes my quarter.
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Wait a minute.
All right.
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Hey, step aside.
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Boy, you're really
a friendly spirit.
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Give.
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Oh-oh-oh-oh!
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What did you said your name was?
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I am the spirit of Sir Tom,
the brave knight.
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Unscrupulous antique dealers
want to sell my armor.
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Don't let them do it.
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Hey, spirits can't talk,
how come you're talking?
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Oh, I am a live spirit.
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That does it.
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Go on to the truck
and get that bottle.
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I gotta have a drink.
Me too.
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Me three.
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Make it four.
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I still think I'm dreaming.
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See if I'm awake.
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Oh-h-h-h!
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You're awake.
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Yes, but you won't be for long.
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Come here.
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Oh, let go, let go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Spread out, you guys,
I got the bottle
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Oh, boy.
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Start pouring.
Okay.
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Down the hatchet.
Hurray.
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Why don't you
watch your manners?
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Hey, cut it out.
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Oh.
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Now, this is all very well, Tom,
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but we got orders to move
all the junk out of here
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including you.
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Gentlemen, I warn you.
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If you take me,
bad luck will pursue you.
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Heed my warning.
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Somebody's playing jokes on us.
This ain't possible.
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Yeah, you get the rest
of the stuff,
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I'll take this tin can out.
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There's the, uh...
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Uh-oh, bad luck
is beginning to start.
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Oh, fiddle sticks,
I'm fed up with spooks.
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So am I. Come on, let's get this
junk out of here, come on.
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Go ahead, I gotta get my hat,
go ahead.
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Hey, Shemp, come on.
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Hold your horses, will you?
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Oh? Oh?
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Oh, tricks hey?
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Wise guy, eh?
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You can make this hat
jump till doomsday,
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but you won't frighten me again.
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I'm through being scared of your
phony spooky business.
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Ha-ha-ha, why...
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Uh-oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, oh!
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What's wrong with you now?
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That bad luck was down
my back biting me.
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It was scratching me to death,
six lions would tear me apart,
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bit by bit, six lions.
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Quit lying.
You're only stalling.
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Go on, get busy.
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Go ahead, we'll take this
chest first, get on it.
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Wait a minute, it's too heavy,
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we'll have to take it piecemeal.
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You guys take
the junk of the top
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and I'll take the drawers.
Hurry up.
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Greetings, gents.
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I said, greetings that is.
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Who-who...?
Who are you?
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Me?
I'm Red.
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Oh.
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The red skeleton.
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Catch.
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Boy, am I glad
he's gone. I...
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Don't be afraid now, boys.
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But let's get out of here!
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Wait a minute, fellas,
the spirit locked us in.
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Hold it.
I'll bust that door down.
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Stand aside.
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Oh.
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Moe, Moe, say if you're safe.
You all right?
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Say something.
Say something.
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Okay, I'm all right.
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What we need is a harder head.
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I think you got something there.
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Let's go.
Right.
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Hit, hit.
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Hit.
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- Ho.
- Wait a minute, fellows.
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I think it's cracked.
What the door?
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No, my head.
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Listen, fellas,
I wanna get out of here.
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Let's try that door.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah.
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Why...
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You...
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Oh.
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Shemp, what happened?
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Shemp?
Talk to me.
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Poor kid fainted.
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You'll be all right.
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Hey, Moe.
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Hurry up.
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What happened?
He fainted.
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And that thing nearly
torn his head off.
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How do you like that?
It's a fake.
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Look, fellows,
let's stop dreaming.
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Let's quit acting like babies.
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Will you?
Come on, let's get busy.
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First thing goes on that truck
is the armor, come on.
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Oh, no, you won't take me,
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I'll fix you.
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No, Tom. Now, wait...
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Why you tin can,
I'm going to snip you to pieces.
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Moe, I'm sorry.
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Well, that's your story,
now go to sleep.
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But what happened
after that, Daddy?
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He chopped our heads off.
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That's not a good story,
we want a better one.
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Yeah, we want a better one.
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00:15:07,189 --> 00:15:09,235
We want a story
to put us to sleep.
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Yeah, we want a story
to put us to sleep.
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00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:24,049
Night, daddy.
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