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That's a police car.
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Half the time it's our
home and our office.
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The three of us
work together. We're cops.
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I'm Halliday.
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I'm Terriday.
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I'm St. Patrick's Day.
Heh-heh-heh.
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When we started out,
I never thought
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we'd be three fingers
on the arm of the law.
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I'm the first finger.
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I'm the second finger.
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I'm the hangnail.
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Quiet, mongoose.
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He always interrupts.
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These are the facts.
Nothing but the facts.
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It happened several years ago.
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At that time,
we were in the Army
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right in the midst
of a rough, tough battle.
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We were surrounded,
fighting for our lives.
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We were fighting
a rear-guard action.
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It was the only action
we knew how to fight.
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My rifle's jammed!
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Hey, fellas, we gotta knock out
that machine gun nest.
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They got us pinned down.
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I'm hungry.
You carry on without me.
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Gotta knock out
the machine gun nest.
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Oh!
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Gotta eat an apple.
I'm hungry.
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An apple.
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Ugh!
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Too soft.
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Gotta knock out the machine gun.
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Oh, another apple.
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Ooh, too hard.
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It's rainin'!
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Just my luck.
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He did it! Come on!
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Oh, boy, you did it.
You did it.
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Larry, old boy, you knocked
the machine gun nest out cold,
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single-handed.
You're a hero.
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Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
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You'll be promoted for this.
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Hey, what are we doing out here?
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A guy can get killed!
Run for your life!
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I'm Halliday.
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I'm Terriday.
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I'm Groundhog Day.
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When we got out of the Army,
we decided to go to college.
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We were natural-born detectives,
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so we took up the study
of criminology.
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I see you've decided
to major in criminology.
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That's right, ma'am.
All we want is the facts.
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We chose criminology
because it's scientific.
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Indeed.
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In the lexicon of crime,
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it is theoretically propounded
that passion, inhibition,
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and delinquency are the
major contributing factors.
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Not to mention corruption
of mind, detestations,
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and schizophrenia,
if I may be so sesquipedalian.
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A jerk with a quirk
may do the work.
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Or, a turk with a dirk
may stick a clerk.
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Good desoc?
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Very periphrastic.
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Viva.
Viva. Viva.
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Viva.
Viva, good.
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Good, good.
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Viva.
Viva.
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- Viva.
- Viva.
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Gentlemen,
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the registration fee
will be $25 each.
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Ooh.
Coming right up.
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There you are.
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There you are.
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And there you are.
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Here's a transfer.
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That's in case I wanna
transfer into another class.
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Quiet, titmouse.
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Ooh!
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Thank you, gentlemen.
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By the way, I conduct
some of the classes
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in criminology myself.
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I think you'll find it
very interesting.
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I'm interested already.
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Me too.
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Eep eep eep eep eep
eep eep eep eep eep...
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Pardon me, gentlemen.
I'll be right back.
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Whoo, whoo...
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- Hey!
- Ow, ow, ow!
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I told you to lay off.
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The next time you do that,
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I'll whack you right
in the head like that.
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Leave him alone.
Stay out of it.
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A burglar.
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Nail him!
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Drop that money.
Put that dough down.
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What in the world are you doing?
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I told you we were
natural-born detectives.
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We caught this crook
robbing you.
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You fools!
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He's my father,
the dean of this college.
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Don't you two imbeciles
know a gentleman
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- when you see one?
- Oh!
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See that?
Oh...
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Ow! See that?
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Oh! See that? Oh!
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Now, you guys prepare for 81C.
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Not that! Not that!
81C, no.
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81C! Go!
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Oh. I'm Halliday.
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I'm Terriday.
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I'm New Year's Day.
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By this time,
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we were well along
with our criminology studies.
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One day we were receiving
private instructions
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from Alma Matter.
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In placing handcuffs
on a criminal,
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it must be done quickly,
the speed being in the wrist.
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I'll show you.
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I have to leave early today,
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and I want you boys
to practice for about an hour.
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And I'll see you in the morning.
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Bye, teacher.
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All right.
Come on, let's get started.
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Hold still.
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Let me try it.
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Do it to me.
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Sure, I'll do it to you.
Beep!
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There.
Good.
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Now let's open 'em up
and try it again.
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Give me the key.
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She forgot to give us the key!
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, she ain't comin' back
till tomorrow morning.
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How do you like that?
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Well, we gotta get out of here.
Wait a minute. I know...
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Wait. Wait. Wait.
I know. I know. I know.
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Down, fellas. Down, boy.
That's it.
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Now I get through this way.
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Wait! Wait a minute now.
Down!
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That's it.
That's it.
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Okay.
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Oh no, that's not it.
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Come on, get down out of here.
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Oh! Eh. Mm.
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Aah! Oh!
It's my own leg. Oh!
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Get me out of this here.
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Hey, come on.
Get up out of here.
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Get up. Come on.
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Hey, I got an idea.
Follow me.
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Go on.
Get that ax, butcher.
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All right.
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Bring it over here
and chop this handcuff.
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All right.
One, two...
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Oh! Oh!
A dog bit me!
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Oh, get around here.
I'll do it. Come on.
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Put it right down here.
All right.
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This cockeyed ax.
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I'll get this...
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Quit your yanking, you!
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Whoa!
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What's the matter?
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I'm stuck. But get away!
Get away! I'm stuck.
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Take it easy.
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Oh, oh, oh, ohh!
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Now I'll have to eat
standing up.
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I'm Halliday.
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I'm Terriday.
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I'm Christmas Day.
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle bells ♪
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Oh!
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I'll tell Santa Claus on you.
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Well, we finished our courses
in criminology.
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And we graduated.
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With the lowest possible honors.
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Now we were ready
for our first case.
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Yep, our first case.
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Make mine gin.
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Make mine champagne.
Yum, yum.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Boys, I want you
to pay strict attention.
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Yes, yes.
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There's a robber
by the name of the Eel.
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- A slippery cuss.
- Yes, yes.
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He masquerades as a woman,
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but he smokes cigars.
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Yes, yes.
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We have a tip
he's going to hold up
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the Biltless Hotel tonight.
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Stake out and get him.
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Yes, yes.
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If you fail, you're through.
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Yes, yes.
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No, no, we'll get him.
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The only clue we have
is this cigar butt.
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That's his brand.
Now get busy.
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Let's examine this cigar.
Shemp, what does it say?
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L-A-S-T.
Last.
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I-N. In.
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K-A-D-O-R-A.
Kadora.
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"Last in Kadora."
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Let me see that.
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No, no, you nitwit.
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It's La Stinkadora.
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Come on, bloodhound,
you gotta track him down.
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Use your nose.
Here, smell it.
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Got it?
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And how.
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Wait a minute.
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Come on, over here
and get started.
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Eep eep eep eep eep...
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Eep eep eep eep eep...
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Eep eep eep eep eep...
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Hey, there he is!
Get him!
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Oh, a drumstick.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Hey, imbecile.
Oh, that's me.
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What's that?
A drumstick.
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Oh.
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Come on, let's get him.
Come on, out.
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I'm Halliday.
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I'm Terriday.
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I'm Independence Day.
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Fooled you, didn't I?
Ha-ha-ha!
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Fooled me too.
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That Eel was a slippery one.
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We trailed him
to a room upstairs.
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We pushed the door open
and rushed in.
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Come out!
Come out!
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Wherever you are.
Get 'em!
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Now put your guns in there.
Get 'em in there.
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And don't make any phony moves,
or I'll blow your brains out.
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I'll be watching you
all the time.
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Hey, somebody's rattling dice.
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Oh, that's my knees.
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Go ahead. Get going!
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He's in here someplace.
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Look around.
See what you can find.
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Yes, sir.
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Woo, woo, woo, woo!
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Oh, boy, I found something.
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Come here.
Why don't you cut it out?
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Oh!
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Hey, let's look in there.
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Well, I guess
he didn't come in here.
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Fine kettle of fish.
We're in a ladies' Turkish bath.
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Well, when in Rome,
do as the Romans do.
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Use these sheets.
We'll disguise as girls.
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Lipstick.
That's perfect.
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Moella, shall we take a sunbath?
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No, Larrietta,
let us take a scramola.
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Not me.
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I want to linger
with the rest of the girls.
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You dear, you.
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Stooge!
What?
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What's the matter with you?
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Uh-uh.
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Mrs. Carr?
No, uh...
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Yes, darling.
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I've been expecting you.
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You're just in time
for your appointment.
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Now sit right down here,
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and we'll get the mud pack
right on.
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I love your bangs.
262
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,395
Thank you, darling.
263
00:13:35,866 --> 00:13:37,506
Now...
264
00:13:56,386 --> 00:13:58,130
Oh, boy, a safety belt.
265
00:13:58,154 --> 00:13:59,954
Strap it. Ah.
266
00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,239
I better get out of here.
267
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,288
Hello, I...
268
00:14:23,646 --> 00:14:26,492
All right, copper.
Move it over there.
269
00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:28,494
Get over there.
Get up on that horse.
270
00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:29,962
I ain't never been on a horse...
271
00:14:29,986 --> 00:14:31,964
Get on that horse!
Don't give me any lip!
272
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,888
Now, brother,
you're goin' for a ride!
273
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:39,005
There you go!
274
00:14:39,029 --> 00:14:42,108
Get me off! Get me off!
275
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,365
Moe, help!
276
00:14:46,069 --> 00:14:49,515
I gotta stop this somehow.
277
00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:13,973
Well, that Eel was slippery.
278
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,475
We didn't get him,
but we got the gate.
279
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:18,344
By the way, I'm Halliday.
280
00:15:18,368 --> 00:15:19,678
I'm Terriday.
281
00:15:19,702 --> 00:15:20,947
I'm Labor Day.
282
00:15:20,971 --> 00:15:23,549
And with us, now
every day is Labor Day.
283
00:15:23,573 --> 00:15:24,973
Okay, then let's labor.
284
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:29,643
Ow!
285
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,380
Why, you...
286
00:15:34,717 --> 00:15:36,884
Stand still here, you.
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