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And, uh, ahem.
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And my board of directors
and I are convinced
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that somewhere on this earth
there are still in existence
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persons of the primitive
Stone Age.
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To verify our theory,
we'll require the services
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of explorers
who are indeed intrepid.
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That's us.
We're decrepit.
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Shut up, chipmunk.
Oh.
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This, as I was saying,
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is a job for real explorers.
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Well, we're your men,
Mr. Bopper.
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We've explored the South Pole.
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The North Pole.
Even the telegraph pole.
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Shut up, tadpole.
Oh!
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This map shows
a portion of the Earth
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that is almost unknown.
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We believe you will
find the cavemen
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somewhere in this area.
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Excuse, Mr. Bopper.
The board is waiting.
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Oh, pardon me, gentlemen.
I'll be back shortly.
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Well, now, let's see.
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Let me see.
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Let's study this map carefully.
Very carefully.
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Now listen, fellas.
This is quite a large territory.
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We're gonna have to square
it up into sections.
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Now, we'll start from here.
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Down here, we travel by boat.
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And we'll base
ourselves right here.
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And from there we'll travel
across the desert sand
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by pogo stick.
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Boy, did you guys leave
yourselves wide open.
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I'm in the king's row.
Crown me.
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With pleasure.
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Why don't you stop clowning now?
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Now, right here.
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Right here is the
last known whereabouts
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of the dinosaurs.
Go on, she's on television.
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I always watch Dinah Shore.
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You do, eh?
Yeah.
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Why don't you stop?
Hold on, now.
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Leave me alone, will you?
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What's wrong with you today?
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I don't know,
my ear is stuffed up.
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Wait a minute, I'll fix it.
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Hey, your brains came out.
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Oh, no, I forgot.
I put that string in
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so the wind won't blow
the dust in my ear.
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Oh. Well, how does
it feel now?
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Still stuffed up.
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Just a minute.
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How was that?
Pretty good.
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What happened to you?
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That's the dust off your brain.
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What you need is
a windshield wiper.
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What you'll need is an eyeshade.
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I can't see!
I can't see!
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What's the matter?
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I got my eyes closed.
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Get out of here. Go ahead.
Get over there.
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Gentlemen,
you must start right away.
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We are prepared to spend
$50,000 for the project.
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And if you bring back
photographic
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and documentary evidence,
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we will pay you
an additional $25,000.
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♪ It's a deal ♪
♪ It's a deal ♪
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♪ It's a deal ♪
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Hurry up.
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Wonder what's wrong with this.
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Oh, oh!
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It was an accident, Moe.
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I'll clean you up.
Here, lend me this.
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That's all right, kid.
I know it was an accident.
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I think you got a little
ink on your tongue.
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Let me see.
I have?
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Yeah.
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Wait... Wait a minute.
Oh, Moe...
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Man, it's hot.
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And my feet are killing me.
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I should've never left home.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Moe.
I didn't...
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Oh, I'm sorry...
What's the matter with you guys?
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Hey.
What?
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I see something.
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Give me those binoculars.
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Here.
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I see a dense forest.
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The trees are as thins as hairs.
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Great Scott!
There's a big bat in the forest
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climbing amongst the trees.
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He's as big as an elephant!
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Boy, I hope he
don't fly over here.
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Boy, oh, boy.
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What's the idea?
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In case it rains.
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Boy, oh, boy.
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What a bat!
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Why, you imbecile.
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I've been looking at the back
of your head all the time.
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And there's a fly on it.
I hope it's a fly.
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Yeah, it's itchy.
Well, get it off.
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Get me the gun.
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Hurry up.
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Wait a minute.
You wanna kill him?
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Mind your own business.
Go ahead, Moe.
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Yeah, mind your own business.
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Oh, look!
A footprint.
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And the toes point out
like prehistoric man.
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Quick, get a camera.
We'll photograph it.
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Hurry up.
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Right there.
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We found it.
Oh, boy.
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Oh, boy, we're making history.
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Yeah, we...
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Hey, lunkhead.
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You got the camera backwards.
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Oh... Come on, away from here.
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Oh, boy.
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Heep-eep-eep!
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Meep-eep-eep...
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Meep-eep-eep...
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Oh. Aggie, Aggie.
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My angel.
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Your face is so beautiful.
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Your beautiful blue eyes.
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Oh, my sweetheart.
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My killy kalu bird.
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You need a shave.
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Oh. My darling.
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I know you love me.
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But you're too shy to say so.
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But the petals on this
gorgeous flower will prove it.
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Oh, she loves me.
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She loves me not.
Ah.
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She loves me.
Aah!
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She loves me not.
Ooh!
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Ah, my darling.
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I'll give you security.
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The most beautiful cave
in Mesopotamia.
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What will you give me?
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This.
Aah!
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What's the big idea?
Wake up and go to sleep.
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Why, you pussy-willow brain.
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You ruined a beautiful
romance for me. Lay down.
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Oh, a beauty.
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Oh, boy.
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Heep-eep-eep...
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Ah, good morning.
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Oh, top of the morning to you.
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And a tap in the morning
to you too.
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Look what we got for breakfast.
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Oh, boy.
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A dogfish.
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I hope it ain't got fleas.
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Quiet.
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Now you get this ready
for breakfast
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while Larry and I go take a dip.
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Wait a minute.
Did you take a bath?
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What's the matter,
is there one missing?
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Go on, go on.
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Let's go.
To the water.
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How do you like that?
The fire went out.
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I'll fix that.
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Oh, my trusty
little rock lighter.
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Don't fail me, baby.
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There we are.
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What do you know?
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A fish for breakfast,
a turtle for lunch.
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Here, bring this in the house
and give it to Shemp.
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I'll look around, see
what I can find for supper.
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Oh!
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Kindling. Ha-ha.
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Look what we got for lunch.
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A turtle.
Oh, that's swell.
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You're just in time
to help me make butter.
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Is the cream in the churn?
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Oh, we're all set.
Let's go.
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Meep-eep-eep!
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Wait a minute.
I think it's done.
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Go and get the bowl.
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Here.
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Oh, boy. Grade A.
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Oh.
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A wise guy, eh?
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I'll get you.
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Oh.
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Aah!
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I'll get you.
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Here, ducky, ducky.
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Look. A duck.
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Now listen.
If you behave yourselves
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I'll have you meet
Aggie's two sisters.
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Are they pretty?
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I don't know.
I've never saw them.
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Hey. There's Aggie
and her two sisters.
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Looks like I'm going courting.
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Me too.
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Me three.
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Be still my beating heart.
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Onward.
Onward.
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Let's just ignore them, girls.
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Aggie, Aggie!
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Hiya, toots.
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Oh, hello, Moe.
What do you know?
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♪ We just got back
From a dinosaur show ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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I want you to meet my cavemates.
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Larry and Shemp.
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Please to meet you.
I'm Aggie.
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I'm Maggie.
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I'm Baggie.
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You're tellin' me.
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Look, they're stealing
our women.
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You stole our girls,
you horse thieves.
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We want 'em back.
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Get in the cave, girls.
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I'll protect those girls
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to the last drop of your blood.
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Come on.
Whoa!
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I'll man the gun.
Ammunition.
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On the run.
Attaboy.
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No, no, a little to the left.
About a half-inch.
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Okay.
That's it. Fire!
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Oh, boy.
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Let 'em have this blockbuster.
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Okay.
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A little over the left.
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Little more.
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Ow!
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Wait a minute, Moe.
There's an explanation.
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I'm sorry.
What's the matter?
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Don't you know
how to fire a gun?
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What's the matter with you?
Get some ammunition, hurry up.
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Okay.
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You missed me! Ha!
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Oh, boy, what a shot.
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Look what I found.
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Oh, eggs.
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Perfect!
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Oh, boy, a bull's-eye!
Look.
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Get the poison gas, Larry.
On with the gas masks.
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Here we are.
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Hurry up.
Good.
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Got him.
Hold still there, you.
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How do you like that,
Mr. Bopper?
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Splendid.
Splendid indeed.
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You have proven to the world
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that there are still cavemen
in existence.
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I'll go to the cashier's office
and have your check drawn.
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Boy, oh, boy.
Did we put one over.
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Bopper will never suspect
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that we made that picture
here in Hollywood.
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And with these false beards on
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he'd never dream
we were the cavemen.
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So that's it!
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You!
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And you!
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You miserable swindlers!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Guess I fixed them.
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