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I've decided to give you boys
your diplomas in private
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because you graduated
with the lowest honors
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in our school's history.
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- Gee, thanks, Dean Gonga.
- You're a swell guy.
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Ow! Cut it out.
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And, I might add, you will never
get a job in the United States
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with your school record.
But as we find jobs
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for all our students, I've
decided to take care of you.
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That's great.
We'll get that pa...
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Hello? Hello?
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♪ Hello ♪
♪ Hello ♪
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♪ Hello ♪
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Hello!
Hello!
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Viva!
Viva!
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Hold it.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Go on, get away from here.
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I'm sorry, Dean.
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Now, what about the job
and where do we go?
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Oh, you're going to
Glenheather Castle in Scotland.
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Oh, boy, Scotch.
I love it.
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You take a tall, thin glass,
you put the ice in it...
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Quiet, McNothing.
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Quiet, yourself.
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You know, you tell me
to be quiet,
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but I'll make a noise
around here...
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Aye, aye, ah!
Let him alone!
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Oh, oh.
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I'm sorry, Dean.
Now, what about Scotland?
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Well, in Glenheather Castle,
certain valuable objects of art
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have been disappearing,
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and the servants are blaming it
on ghosts.
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Ghosts.
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Quiet.
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You will prove there are no
ghosts and find the culprits
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who are stealing
these objects of art.
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Ghosts give me the creeps.
I'm not going!
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Hey, wait a minute.
Get him.
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You just got the diploma here.
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What do you mean, not going?
You're going to Scotland
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if we go to Scotland.
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- We all graduated together.
- We go together.
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You're darn right we do,
and remember that.
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I'm telling you that.
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You idiots!
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Ah!
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We're sorry.
It's merely an accident.
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That couldn't happen again
in a thousand times.
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Uh... Uh... Uh...
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Oh, you have a little fleck
on your chin. Pardon me.
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There we are.
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Oh, now, take it easy, boss.
Don't get excited.
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We'll help you clean it up
when we get back from Scotland.
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And you guys!
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You had to spill the ink,
didn't you?
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Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh!
Come on.
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Ah, ah, oh, oh!
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We got it.
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Look at the size of this shack.
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Train leaving on Track 4.
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All aboard.
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What's the matter with you?
This is a castle, you nitwit.
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Say, they say there's a lot
of ghosts in castles.
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That's a lot of baloney.
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There's nothing in here
to be scared of.
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The earl will see you now.
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This way, please.
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Hey, Moe, is my slip showing?
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No. Go on,
go on, go on.
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Come in, lads.
Come in.
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Well, well, so you're true
Scotchmen, are you?
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Hoot man!
Hoot man!
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Nacht by nacht.
And today too.
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Meet McLarry, McShemp
and I'm McMoe.
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Hiya, mac.
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- Hiya, mac.
- Glad to mac-meet you.
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Lads, me secretary.
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Nice to know you, laddies.
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A charming bit of thistledown,
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if I say so myself. Aye.
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And what might your name be,
lass?
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Perhaps you've heard it.
'Tis Lorna Doone.
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Hiya, Lorna, how you doin'?
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Ow!
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You must be a bit weary
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after your long journey.
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Aye.
Aye.
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Aye-aye-aye.
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Would you like a wee snifter?
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Hoot man!
That we would, that we would.
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Yowsah, that's what the man
said. He said, yowsah.
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Say, what part of Scotland
are you from?
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He's from Southern Scotland,
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below the McMason-McDixson Line.
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McYowsah, that's what the man...
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McPherson, the Scotch broth.
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McPHERSON:
Yes, milord.
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Here it is, m'lads,
the very best.
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Good health to you.
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When he said snifter,
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he wasn't kidding.
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Have another?
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No, thanks, I gotta drive.
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McPherson, lock it up again.
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It's 150 years old.
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With a little luck,
it should get to be 250.
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McPherson, fetch me the rest
of me correspondence.
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Yes, milord.
Aye.
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And now, lads, I'll tell you
why I sent for you.
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I want you to guard
me valuables tonight,
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for I'm off to a gathering
of the clan.
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Oh, a clan bake, eh?
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Quiet.
Oh!
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You got nothing
to worry about, earl.
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Say, earl, there's no ghosts
here, is there?
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No. 'Tis only a rumor.
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A lot of foolishness.
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The taxi is waiting,
Your Lordship.
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One moment. I have some
instructions for these lads.
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Beg pardon, sir, but it's
tuppence a minute
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for waiting time.
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Yikes!
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Lorna, McPherson,
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we've gotta scare those jokers
out of the castle
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and make our last haul
before the earl gets back.
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But what if they
don't scare easily?
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Then we'll use drastic measures.
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Aye, 'tis good.
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I'd better show them
to their bedroom now.
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See you later.
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You'll find this very
comfortable when the cold,
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clammy wind howls over the moors
like a lost soul.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Pleasant dreams.
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Oh, if you want anything,
just wail, hm?
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Like a lost soul.
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Say, fellas,
I ain't tired anymore.
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Maybe one of you guys
ought to turn in.
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Go on, get in the bed.
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You grab some shuteye
while Shemp and I
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go downstairs and look around.
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Come on.
Wait a minute, Moe.
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I feel kind of edgy myself.
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I ought to take something
for my nerves.
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Like what?
A trip home.
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Come on, get going.
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But wait a minute, I am nervous.
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Well, if you're so nervous,
grab that gun.
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Hurry up.
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Oh! Oh!
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I didn't mean it, Moe.
I didn't mean it.
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I didn't mean it.
Are you all right?
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Yeah. Come on, you.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Next time be more careful.
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Lorna, you see if you can open
the safe and get the jewelry
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while McPherson and I take care
of those comic book Sherlocks.
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Gosh, I hope nothing happens.
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What kind of talk is that?
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What could happen?
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Go ahead, tell me,
what could happen?
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Nothing, I guess.
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Well, then, go ahead, go ahead.
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Ah, solid gold.
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Worth a fortune.
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How are you fixed for blades?
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You better look.
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Aw, shut up.
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Hey, fellas, cut out the racket,
will you, please?
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Yipe!
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Help!
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Ow! Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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"You silly fools.
I've moved the jewels.
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The Earl."
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Oh, drat him.
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In here.
All right.
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What's the matter with you?
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Nobody robbing anything in here.
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Hey, I'm getting tired.
Let's relax.
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Gho... Gho... Gho...
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Uh-oh. You need
bicarbonate.
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What's the matter with you?
You crazy or something?
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What's the matter,
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you crazy or something?
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Why don't you mind
your own business?
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I just said that.
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What's going on here?
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How are you fixed for blades?
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You better look.
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Uh-oh, wrong door.
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Larry, there's something
going on downstairs.
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I'm glad I'm up here
where it's safe.
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This little marble
will come in handy.
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That ought to take care
of any visitors.
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Move over.
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Look what you did to the covers.
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Ah.
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Say, you ought to see
your dentist.
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Why don't you get to sleep?
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Hey, fellas,
open the door, it's me!
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It's Larry!
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Hey, I got the knickknacks.
They're in there.
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The guy with
the big teeth took them.
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Oh, you're crazy.
He's right...
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Somebody stole our bed.
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It's worth a king's ransom.
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It's solid gold.
Ah-ha!
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I caught you stealing
red-handed.
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I'm gonna call the police.
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You won't live to.
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Operator, get me the police.
Get me...
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Hurry up, open that door.
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Ow!
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Uh-oh. I'll fix him.
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Get away from that door
or I'll shoot.
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Get away.
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It's him again.
Come here.
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Ow! Oh!
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We got him.
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Ah!
I'm sorry, Moe.
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We didn't mean it.
You dough-heads.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Ah!
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Good work, Larry.
Attaboy.
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Hey. Hey, what happened?
Hey, Larry.
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Ow!
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Now, get over to the bed.
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Ooh! I got him.
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Oh!
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Angus!
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McPherson!
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You look better with it on.
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The dame with the swag.
Get her.
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Wait a minute! Hey!
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Let me go! Let me go!
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Lorna, what's going on here?
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No!
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My antiques, my treasures.
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Hey, we got the other
two crooks upstairs.
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Yeah, Angus and McPherson have
been cleaning out the place.
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The room on the right, officer.
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So that's what you've
been doing, Lorna.
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Officer, take her away.
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Lads, I'm a grateful man,
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and it is only fitting
that I reward you.
249
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Oh, that ain't necessary.
Ah, but I will.
250
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Come on.
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The Scotch broth, lads.
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And this time
we'll really drink it,
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for you proved there are no
ghosts in Glenheather Castle.
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How are you fixed for liquor?
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You better look.
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