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Well, doc, how about it?
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This man has a very bad leg.
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You're tellin' me.
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The vein in his right leg
is greatly enlarged.
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See here:
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Midway between the kneecap
and the ankle joint
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there's an area
of great congestion.
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This vein is the cause
of all your trouble.
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I've never seen
a vein like it in my life.
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It's enormous.
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Well, what's the answer, doc?
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I ain't going to lose
my leg am I, doc?
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I've had it ever since
I was a little kid.
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Oh, of course not.
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Just go out West,
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couple of months and you'll
be just as good as new.
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Oh, thanks, doc.
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The leg is as good as new.
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It feels great. Hah-hah.
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It's all right, it's all right.
We'll get him West.
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Boy, that sawbones
had the right dope.
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My leg feels swell.
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Good.
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What's the matter
with that stuff?
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Give me something with
a jolt in it. I'm tough.
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Look, we're out West now,
so we've got to be tough.
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Don't worry about us,
we'll be tough.
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We know what to do.
Okay, boys, get Western.
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Shoot you for the drinks.
Right.
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Yeah?
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Shoot you for the drink.
Throw.
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You throw.
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Hold it.
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Okay.
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Here's your change.
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There we go.
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What's the matter with you guys?
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What are you tryin' to...?
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Hey, easy, easy.
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Smoo-ooth as silk.
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Those jaspers down there,
who are they?
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I don't know, boss.
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Nell, come here.
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Go find out who those men are.
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Doc Barker, I won't do it.
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You won't do what?
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You're forgettin', gal,
who I got locked up down there.
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That's better.
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He's all right.
Hello, boys.
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What brings you to Coyote Pass?
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Well, lady, it's... It's my vein.
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Your vein?
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Biggest vein you ever saw.
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Quirt, I always knew there was
gold around these parts.
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I'll show you, it's right there.
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Ain't it a whopper?
It certainly is.
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You see, it's just
halfway between...
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It's all very interesting,
but I must go now.
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I want to tell you some more
about my vein. I...
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You can tell me.
I'm Doc Barker.
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Well, pleased to meet you, doc.
This is right up your alley.
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Did you ever see a vein
like this in all your life?
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Um, I should say not.
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You know something,
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I could do things
with a vein like that.
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You mean, operate?
That's right, partner.
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We'll really go to work on it.
No small-time stuff, either.
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No?
If it's near the surface,
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we'll use 20 men
with pick and shovel.
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Well, that might be...
Listen, Doc...
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And if the vein is any deeper,
we'll use dynamite.
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Oh, no, not on my vein.
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There are tinhorns
around here who say
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Doc Barker ain't a big operator.
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Well, they won't have
a leg left to stand on.
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Neither will I.
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Oh, mister, you're a card.
You kill me.
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Doc, all right.
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Thanks anyway, doc.
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But we'll handle
the vein ourselves.
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Yeah.
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Come on, let's go, boys.
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I saw it.
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It's worth millions.
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Big operator, he ain't kiddin'.
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What's the matter?
What's the matter?
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I've got to talk to you.
Follow me.
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Go ahead, go on.
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Doc Barker is a no-good crook.
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He stole the Red Dog Saloon
from me and my sisters,
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and he's locked them up.
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Nell.
Nell.
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Zell, Belle.
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Well, well.
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Oh, boy, oh.
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Maybe these gentlemen
will help us.
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Please, get us out of here.
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Doc Barker said
if Nell didn't marry him,
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something terrible
was going to happen to us.
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Oh, don't worry, gals.
We'll get you out of here.
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But how will you get
the keys from Doc Barker?
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He keeps them
in his coat pocket.
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I'll get those keys.
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I'll dry-gulch that Doc Barker.
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That's what I'll do,
gal. I'll...
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Hey, wait a minute.
Listen, fellas. Come here.
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Hey, I got a scheme to make
Doc Barker take off his coat.
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Yeah?
You get in a poker game.
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Yeah.
Larry and I...
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Thanks.
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Well, boys, drinks are on me.
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Okay.
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Where's that bartender?
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Oh, he's out.
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I'll fix the drinks.
Don't go away.
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Ickeymay.
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Let's ante a dollar.
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Did you take care
of the bartender?
Yeah.
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Good work. What do you know
about mixin' drinks?
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Nothin'.
That's fine, get me a jigger.
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Old Homicide.
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Molasses. That ought
to sweeten 'em up.
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Yeah.
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Tabasco.
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Open for ten.
Pass.
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Beats me.
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These boots are killin' me.
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Seltzer.
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Oh, eggs. that ought
to make 'em cackle.
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Whew.
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Hey, you put paint in there.
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So I did.
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What's that?
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Paint remover.
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- Pass.
- Give me three.
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I'll take the same.
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Three.
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One.
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I'll bet you 500.
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Well, mister,
Quirt bet you 500 bucks.
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Can you call?
Darn right I can call.
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Only I ain't got 500 bucks.
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Don't let that worry you.
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Just give me that paper
of yours for security
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and I'll advance you five grand.
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You mean this?
Why, sure thing.
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Start pourin'.
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Easy, now.
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Good.
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Can you call, or can't you?
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I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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I'll see you and raise you
another thousand.
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Call, king-high straight.
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Four aces.
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Come to papa.
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Give me the sarsaparilla.
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This drink is for Shemp.
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I've got to remember that.
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Okay.
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Oh, why don't you look
where I'm going?
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What's the matter?
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I don't know which glass
is which.
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Come on, hurry up
with those drinks.
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Here's to crime.
Yeah,
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a short life, and a merry one.
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Yeah, a very short life.
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Bottoms up, doc.
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Well, let's get along
with the game.
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Oh! Water, water, water,
water, water...
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I'll get some water.
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Get that wet coat off.
He'll catch pneumonia.
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Yeah.
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They're in here someplace.
Here they are.
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Okay, I got 'em.
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Quick.
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Are...? Are you all right,
boss?
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Yes, I'm all right.
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Get a chair there.
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I have the keys.
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The buggy's waiting.
Drive to the house.
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I'll be there soon.
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Quick.
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Why, he's dead.
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Well, he must have had
heart failure.
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Yeah, he's dead
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and I'm taking over.
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Now, if any of you boys object,
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you can step right
outside here and we'll...
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Giddy up, boy.
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Why, the gals got out
of the basement.
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00:10:18,068 --> 00:10:19,745
Now, if Doc had those keys
in his pocket,
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then I don't see how they...
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See if we can find
something else.
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Nothin' in there.
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Uh-huh.
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Now, wait a minute...
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Ah, good.
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Well, we got you anyway.
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And we'll take care
of your pals later.
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Let's take him down to
the basement and lock him up.
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And we'll get a new lock.
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Get goin'.
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After you, gentlemen.
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Oh, all right.
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Suckers.
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The window.
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Wait a minute,
I was coming back, fellas.
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I was only kiddin'.
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Moe! They got me,
they got me.
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I'm going to get a cheap lawyer.
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There, that'll hold you.
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Okay, boys, we'll shoot him
at sundown.
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Hey, Moe, they're gonna
shoot me at sundown.
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Relax, kid,
you're practically free.
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I better get upstairs
and keep an eye on them.
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Okay, toots.
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Oh...
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Shh, quiet, quiet.
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Shh.
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Come on, help me, will you?
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Dave, play something,
I feel like singing.
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♪ 'Tis the last ♪
She'll be a pretty bride.
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♪ Rose ♪
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♪ Of summer ♪
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Ouch!
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Hold your ear.
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What's that, a cross cut?
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How do you like that?
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Let's get busy here.
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Hurry.
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Hold that bar.
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Ouch.
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♪ Rosebud is nigh ♪
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Give me that hammer and chisel.
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All right, here.
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That's it.
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You're killing me.
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Oh, I'm pullin'.
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So am I.
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I'm off balance.
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You had your gun caught
in my belt.
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I didn't know that.
Hey, let's disguise,
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then we can get out of here
without being recognized.
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Nice work, kid.
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Come on, get an armful
of clothes.
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What happened?
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Something going
on downstairs, boys.
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Come on.
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I'm from the South... Shh.
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We got to get out
of here quietly. Come on.
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00:13:29,191 --> 00:13:31,970
Hey, did you see
a fella come out of there?
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Yeah, he went thataway...
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Come on, fellas.
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Come on, let's get the horses.
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A gorilla.
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Where are we, in Africa?
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Get out of here.
Get out of here.
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Hey, take it easy, will you?
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What happened?
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What's the idea of pulling
me off the horse?
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Hey, Moe. Larry.
Come here.
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00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:17,231
Now, listen, our...
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Here they come again.
Into the wagon, quick.
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Come on, hurry up.
Out of the way.
265
00:15:27,577 --> 00:15:29,154
Boy, if we only had our guns.
266
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,556
Or some hamburger.
267
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:32,157
Hey, I found a box of bullets.
268
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,781
Well, give.
269
00:15:45,995 --> 00:15:47,160
Get it in there.
270
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,635
Hey, that got 'em.
Look at 'em go.
271
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,218
Come on, let's get out of here.
272
00:16:00,242 --> 00:16:02,153
Oh, here we are at last.
273
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:04,956
I thought we'd never make it.
Boy, I hope they're here.
274
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,425
Hey, look who's here.
275
00:16:06,449 --> 00:16:07,659
Oh, boy.
276
00:16:07,683 --> 00:16:09,261
Howdy, girls.
277
00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:11,397
Glad to see you all again.
278
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:13,965
I don't know how we'll
thank you for what you've done.
279
00:16:13,989 --> 00:16:16,468
Oh, shucks.
280
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,429
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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