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Hello?
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Hello?
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Will you wake up,
you snoring hyenas.
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I can't hear a thing.
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Stop snoring.
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Hello?
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No wonder I can't hear a thing,
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there's nobody on the line.
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It's the doorbell.
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Oh.
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Get out of my way.
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Okay.
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Well, I guess I'll have
my morning smoke.
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Where'd he go?
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Where's Moe?
Where'd Moe go?
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Ah, what are you
squawking about?
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Hey, it's a telegram from Bill.
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This explains why he didn't
come home last night.
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"Got married last night,
flying home today.
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"Sorry, must ask you to move.
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"Ordered TV set delivered today.
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"Pay men for installing antenna,
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"repay you later.
Regards, Bill."
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Say, why can't we put up the
television antenna ourselves?
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And we save him the money
for the wedding present.
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Wonderful.
Let's clean up the joint.
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Now, rise and shine.
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Right-o.
Okay.
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Time to rise and shine.
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Oh, that's nice of him
to send a telegram.
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Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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Why don't you
watch where you're going?
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Relax. As soon as I eat
this jelly sandwich,
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I'll help you guys.
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I can't work
on an empty stomach.
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Well, I'm hungry and I haven't...
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Aw, shut up and finish your job.
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Wait a minute.
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Hey, it's stuck.
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Help me get it loose.
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The water must have
swelled his head.
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Oh, he always had
a swelled head.
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Stop doing it for me,
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you're doing it to me!
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Oh, my neck.
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You nitwit.
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Wh...
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Say, did you say
you were hungry?
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Oh, I'm starved.
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How'd you like to have
my sandwich?
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Oh, I'd love it.
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You got it.
Oh!
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Why?
55
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Get another bucket full of water
and finish up the mopping
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or you'll find out why and how.
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Yes?
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Why, you.
Whoa!
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What's the matter with you?
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What are you playing around for?
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Oh, but it's that door.
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Never mind the door,
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I'll fix it.
Go get some water.
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What a nitwit.
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I never saw a guy like that.
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I didn't know
you were standing there, Moe.
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I wouldn't have
slammed the door.
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Oh, you slammed it.
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Yeah.
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That's all right, kid.
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Hey, is that a spot?
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Where?
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There.
Oh.
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Now, go on, get busy.
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I don't want any more trouble
with you either.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, get to work,
78
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I gotta make myself
another sandwich.
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Ah, I hope you choke.
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How do you like that?
No more jelly.
81
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Guess I'll have to eat cheese.
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Gotta get some bread.
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You cockeyed soap.
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You troublemaker.
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I'll get some more water
and be right back.
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Oh...
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Darn that door again.
88
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And this too!
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A valuable antique.
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You muttonhead.
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Larry!
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Hold it, kid,
I'll get it in a minute.
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Now, hold it still.
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There we go.
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There. There.
There.
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There.
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Mm-hm. Heavenly.
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Yummy, yummy.
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Stop squawking and get busy
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or I'll dust
your brains out again.
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Oh, that cockeyed door again.
102
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I'll fix it.
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Yes, sir.
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Come on over here.
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I'm coming, I'm coming.
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Hello?
107
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Yeah, we're waiting
for the television set.
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You're bringing it right over?
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Thanks.
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Hey, Moe. Shemp.
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Always stalling.
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Two guys are never around
when you want them.
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Ow!
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All right.
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Take it easy now.
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Look at this boy.
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All right,
we'll give you a hand.
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There you are.
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Ouch.
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Ouch, my finger.
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I nearly ruined the ring
my girl won for me
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in a crackerjack box.
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I'll take it off for safety.
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It's tight.
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Oh.
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How do you like that?
127
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But that won't stop me.
128
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Hey, we're short
a couple of screws.
129
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Go in the kitchen and get some.
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Okay.
131
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Oh, oh, I twisted my ankle.
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Hey, this is the control knob
off the television set.
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You stepped on it and bent it.
134
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Now, get a hammer and fix it.
135
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This thing is still loose.
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Ah, I got you.
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I lost the knob.
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I need a longer arm
or a shorter wall.
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Shorter wall.
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Come on, kid.
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No, nothing's
gonna help you. Come on.
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I'll get you.
143
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Why...?
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My beautiful crackerjack ring
is in here.
145
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Right in he... I got it.
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No, you haven't,
but you're gonna get it.
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Wait a minute, Moe.
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That thing cost 100 bucks.
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So it does.
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Here's something for free.
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What's the matter with you?
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You trying to burn
the joint down?
153
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Listen, I'm telling you...
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00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:04,670
Moe, I dropped a knob in
the wall, I had to get it out.
155
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That's no excuse.
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00:09:05,729 --> 00:09:07,272
That's how guys start fires,
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00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,974
playing with matches in houses.
158
00:09:08,998 --> 00:09:10,743
Now, I'm telling you,
one of these days...
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Hey, I smell smoke.
Are you chewing tobacco?
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00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:13,702
No, I...
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You idiot.
162
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You did set the joint on fire.
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Go on, get some water.
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Hurry up.
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Hurry up!
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Hey, Moe, what's cooking?
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Your goose if you don't shut up
and do something.
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All right, I'll... Oh!
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Oh, the joint's on fire.
170
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Oh, if we only had
some marshmallows.
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Go out and get
some marshmallows.
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What's marshmallows?
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Come on, get this thing out.
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All right, let me fan it.
Marshmallows.
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I'll fan it out.
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Get out of my way
when I'm fighting fire,
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and quit blocking the water.
178
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Now I'll have to get some more.
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It's getting worse.
180
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,060
Hey, there's a fire extinguisher
in the kitchen.
181
00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:03,562
Go get it. Hurry up.
All right.
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Wait'll I find my way.
183
00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:14,048
Wait a minute.
Is that me?
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00:10:14,564 --> 00:10:16,108
No, it's me.
185
00:10:16,132 --> 00:10:17,676
Well, go on and get
that garden hose.
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00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,634
Okay.
Go on.
187
00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:23,348
Give me that thing.
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Look out.
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Well. Okay.
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It's dry.
Keep pumping.
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00:11:08,050 --> 00:11:09,061
Give me that hose.
No.
192
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,751
Give me that hose!
No.
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00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:14,834
Let go, will you?
194
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- Will you let go of it?
- I know how to work it.
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00:11:17,727 --> 00:11:19,338
Hey!
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The fire's in there.
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Okay.
198
00:11:25,468 --> 00:11:27,980
That did it, Larry.
That did it.
199
00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:29,648
Oh, no, it didn't.
200
00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:31,149
But this did.
201
00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,918
Oh, oh, oh!
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00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,186
Wait a minute.
203
00:11:34,210 --> 00:11:35,354
Go shut the water off
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and hook this antenna
up on the roof.
205
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Hurry up.
Now, come on.
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00:11:38,047 --> 00:11:39,257
Get out of here.
207
00:11:39,281 --> 00:11:41,226
And you get that control knob
out of the wall
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while I put the television set
back together again.
209
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All right.
210
00:11:54,697 --> 00:11:56,274
Yeah.
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00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,976
Just for that,
you don't go in there.
212
00:12:16,619 --> 00:12:18,553
Now we'll get it.
213
00:12:21,123 --> 00:12:23,468
Hm, champagne glass.
214
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,537
Well.
215
00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:25,671
Oh, there it is.
216
00:12:26,796 --> 00:12:28,574
There. Good as new.
217
00:12:28,598 --> 00:12:29,875
Hey, Moe.
Moe, I got it.
218
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,577
I found the knob.
Good work, kid, but...
219
00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:33,779
A Swiss cheese.
220
00:12:33,803 --> 00:12:35,047
Look what you did to the wall.
221
00:12:35,071 --> 00:12:36,849
How are you gonna
explain that to Bill?
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00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,283
Woodpeckers.
223
00:12:39,809 --> 00:12:40,986
That's a good one, ain't it?
224
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Yeah.
Here's a better one.
225
00:12:42,579 --> 00:12:44,389
Yeah?
226
00:12:44,413 --> 00:12:45,558
What happens now?
227
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This:
Oof!
228
00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:49,227
Now, go on,
get those boards up there.
229
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I gotta get that plug back,
230
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so we can plug
the television set in.
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Hm.
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I'll have this television set
together in no time.
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Nyah.
234
00:13:12,609 --> 00:13:14,675
Oh... Larry...?
235
00:13:15,979 --> 00:13:17,590
Wait a minute, Moe,
I'll put it out.
236
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,402
Wait a minute, Moe,
I got an idea.
237
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Don't go away.
238
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Come on, Shemp.
Hurry up!
239
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,475
Well, this cockeyed thing
won't work here.
240
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:12,339
I better nail it to the roof.
241
00:14:13,670 --> 00:14:15,903
By golly.
242
00:14:21,711 --> 00:14:23,789
Don't move around there.
243
00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:28,560
You imbecile,
244
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leave that alone
and come down here!
245
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I'm coming.
246
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Whoa...
247
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:36,401
How do you like that guy, huh?
248
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I fall down.
249
00:14:56,512 --> 00:14:58,423
Well, Rosebud, here we are,
250
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our little love nest.
251
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Yes.
In we go.
252
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,128
But, Bill, darling,
253
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a bride never crosses
her threshold by herself.
254
00:15:06,522 --> 00:15:08,533
You're right, little dumpling.
255
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Oh.
256
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,774
Oh, I'm so happy.
257
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:18,043
This is so wonderful.
258
00:15:21,771 --> 00:15:23,938
Why, I wouldn't
live in this rat's nest.
259
00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:30,889
But, baby...
260
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Ah, let her go, Bill.
261
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Sure, Bill.
262
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Then the four of us can
live in peace and harmony.
263
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Why, you home wreckers.
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I'm...
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I'm gonna... Why, you...
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Wait a minute.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
268
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Don't shoot.
Don't shoot, Bill.
269
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Bill, don't shoot.
270
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I got you.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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