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Gentlemen!
Gentlemen!
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Where?
Gentlemen, you!
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Oh! Okay.
We'll be right with you.
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Yes, sir.
We'll be with you
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before you can say
Fort Ticonderoga.
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If you can say Fort Ticonderoga.
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If you can say anything.
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Please, gentlemen.
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You may prevent a murder.
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- What did you do?
- Who'd you kill?
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Who do you want us
to cover up for?
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Give us the story.
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Gentlemen, last night
my daughter went down
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to the corner of First and Jay
Streets to buy a paper.
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That was 26 hours ago and
I haven't heard from her since.
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I'm afraid to go to the police.
Why?
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If she's been abducted,
she may come to harm.
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What's the name, please?
George B. Bopper.
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Oh, a be-bopper!
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Dig that crazy Bopper name!
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He-beep-beep-beep.
Cool, man.
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Real George.
Give me some skin.
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Give me some skin.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Give me a blotter, will you?
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Give me a blotter.
Here.
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Here's a picture
of my daughter, Mary.
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Roll along, mister.
We'll bring her back alive.
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Listen, boys, we'll use the pie
demonstration routine.
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We'll go into the neighborhood
of First and Jay Street,
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canvass from house to house,
giving away sample pies.
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We'll keep our eyes open
and try to find the girl.
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It won't work. Nobody gives away
samples at night.
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We'll tell 'em we've got
to give away a quota
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and can't go home
until we're through.
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It won't work and I ain't going.
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Uh!
Oh, yeah?
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Ow!
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Now, what did you say?
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I said it would work perfectly.
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What are we waiting for?
Nothing. Come on.
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Ow, ow, ow!
Oh, no. Wait a minute.
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Careful of the pie boxes,
fellas.
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Don't lick the pies.
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Now, remember what we gotta do.
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What a crummy neighborhood.
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Yeah, it's spooky.
We gotta start someplace
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around here if we wanna
find the girl.
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Yeah, we'd better take
another look at her picture
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so we'll recognize her.
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That girl has
a beautiful pair of eyes.
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You might as well sit still,
my dear, you can't escape.
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You will feel no pain,
Miss Bopper. Heh.
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We'll simply put you to sleep,
then transfer your brain
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in place of that
of the gorilla's.
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Science will salute you
for a marvelous...
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A girl just screamed!
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Hey, it came
from inside the house.
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Let's investigate.
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Let's go home and investigate
tomorrow, huh, Moe?
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Quiet, coward.
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Oh! Ow! I can't see.
I can't see.
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What's the matter?
I got my eyes shut.
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Oh! They're open.
They're open.
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Hey, the door is locked.
Let's try the window.
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Come on.
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All right, get on it now.
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Okay.
All right.
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Oh!
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry, Moe.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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We've got to open that one.
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Tote that board.
All right.
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Rip those nails.
Let's go.
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Heave ho.
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Dr. Jekyll.
Yes, Mr. Hyde?
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We'd better gag her and tie her
on the operating table.
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Yes, bring her over.
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Good, good. I'll go
prepare the gorilla.
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Easy, kid.
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All right, get in there, Larry.
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Here you are, kid.
Okay.
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Easy now, Congo.
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This hypodermic will put you
to sleep and when you wake up,
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you'll be human.
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The vicious beast.
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What's the matter with you?
Are you still scared?
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N-n-n... Yes.
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Why don't you be calm?
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Take a look through the window.
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There's nothing in there
to get scared of.
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Go ahead.
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Oh!
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Moe, we're trapped like rats.
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Speak for yourself.
Ow!
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Come on.
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Ohh! Oh!
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What's the matter with you?
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This joint gives me the spooks.
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It looks like it's haunted.
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Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Haunted houses have bats.
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Yeah, that's right.
There's no bats here.
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I always... Help!
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What a hideous,
monstrous face! Oh!
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Ah!
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Whoa!
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It's coming back!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Ah, blood is correct.
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Doc, I tell you, there's
somebody in this house.
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Yes.
Let's go see.
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Gosh, I wish
I'd have stayed home.
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All right, so there was
a little bat.
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You know, we're silly.
There's nothing to fear.
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There's nothing
in this place to hurt us.
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We'd better get rid of these men
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before they find out
what's going on.
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Right.
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I got you, boss.
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Larry, you and I
search the place.
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Shemp, you stay here and guard.
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Couldn't we all
stay here and guard,
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huh, fellas, couldn't we?
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Do as you're told.
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Come on, Larry.
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I'd better be c-c-calm.
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After all, there's n-n-no
spooks to be scared of.
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Or is there?
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Darn that shoelace,
it's always untied.
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Oh!
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Moe! Larry!
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Moe! Larry!
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Moe! Larry!
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Oh!
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Hey! Shemp's in trouble!
Come on!
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Larry! Come on,
will you? Hurry up.
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Moe! Larry!
What's wrong?
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A knife almost
cut my head in two.
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It took my hat and...
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What happened?
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Oh, you idiot you!
What's wrong with you?
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Larry, you stand guard.
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I'll take mush-head with me.
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What's in your mouth?
Nothing.
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Ahh!
Come on.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Ah.
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Moe! Shemp!
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Shemp! Moe!
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You...
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Moe! Shemp!
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Shemp! Moe! Come here quick.
Hurry up. Come on.
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Hurry up!
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What's the matter?
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A cleaver tried
to cleave me in half.
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It stuck in the wall...
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You see, there's
something fishy here.
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Yeah, you two suckers.
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Ow!
Go on.
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You two guys go on
and search the house,
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see if you can find the girl.
I'll stand guard.
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Go on!
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Hurry!
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Oh, a dead cow.
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You're crazy.
That's an elk.
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Now, come here.
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One thing to remember, we got
to search every nook and cranny.
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What's a cranny?
This!
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Ow! Oh, oh!
The closet. Go ahead.
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Oh!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh!
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Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, mama!
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Oh, I didn't know
it was you, Larry.
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I didn't know it was you.
Oh, you did it, eh?
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I didn't know...
Say, is there a bump on my head?
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No.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Pretty soon, young lady.
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Come in.
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When I was a kid,
I loved these Roman candles.
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Shemp! Larry!
Yeah?
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Somebody tried to cut
my head off with a sickle.
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Now do you believe us?
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Hey, I bet a brass nickel
somebody's trying to scare us
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out of this place, that's what.
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You can say that again.
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I bet a brass nickel
somebody's trying to scare us
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out of this place,
that's what. I...
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Hey, did you say that?
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No.
I said it.
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Well, why don't you
stop butting in.
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How do you like
that ugly-looking...?
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Hey, it's out of juice.
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Ow! Oh!
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Ow! Ohh!
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Oh.
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Hey, there's a window.
Quick, let's get out of here.
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We should have gone home like
he said, you stubborn mule.
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Ow!
Ow!
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Why, you...
Get away from here. I...
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Get out! Get away from here.
Oh! Oh!
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Wait a minute, Moe, wait.
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We gotta figure
a way out of here.
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And now, Miss Bopper, we shall
proceed with the operation.
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Nothing withstanding.
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Oh, my nose.
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Why, you... Why, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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What a silly way to make tea.
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Oh, it isn't tea, it...
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Hello? It's for you.
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Oh. Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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I'm losing my mind!
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Why you...
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Don't!
Please, no!
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I'll get you.
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No, no, Dr. Jekyll.
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Doctor Jekyll?
We must hide.
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Stand back or I'll brain you.
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Yes, you'd better run,
you coward.
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I'll club your brains out.
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Oh, calm yourself, Miss Bopper.
Catch your breath.
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I got my eyes
glued on that door,
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and if he comes back here,
I'll split his skull with this.
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Matter of fact, I think
I'll go out after him.
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I'll break him in...
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Ma!
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Run!
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, come on, kid. Come on.
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You wait here.
I'll get the boys
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and then we'll get out of here.
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Fellas, I found the girl
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and that great big
chimney-pansy,
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he looked just like
my mother-in-law.
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He had a big hooked nose...
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That vicious animal, he's loose.
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He tried to choke me out there.
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Now, wait a minute, wait.
Calm yourself. Be like me, calm.
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Have a cigarette everybody.
There's nothing to worry about.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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The door! Open it, Moe!
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Ow, oh, oh, oh.
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How do you like that?
Ah!
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Hey, man the guns.
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Oh.
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Let's get 'em.
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Here.
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I'll cleave your skull, you...
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Aim,
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fire!
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Let's get out of here!
261
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,113
Retreat, doctor, retreat!
262
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:05,855
They foxed us.
I'll get 'em.
263
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,646
Ow!
Ow!
264
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:17,633
Hold your fire.
I've got an idea. Come on.
265
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,809
When they come out,
I'll bash their heads in,
266
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,266
then I'll get the keys
and then I'll...
267
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,917
Ah, ah.
268
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,119
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no!
269
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,669
There's a trapdoor
over here. Come on.
270
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,103
Ow! Oh!
271
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:56,238
Where is it?
272
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,372
In here.
273
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,774
Come on, hide in here!
274
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,912
Larry, the handcuffs.
275
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,180
Ah. Victory!
276
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,564
Come on, let's get the cops.
277
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,165
Don't do it! Don't!
278
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,059
Hmm.
I hate vanilla.
279
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,126
Oh!
280
00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,018
They really got it.
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