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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,871 --> 00:00:18,041 [SHELLY] Tonight, Bella LaRouche has chosen a theme. 2 00:00:18,108 --> 00:00:20,376 Ladies choose their partners. 3 00:00:20,443 --> 00:00:23,202 Bella started her journey through some other neighborhoods, too, 4 00:00:23,213 --> 00:00:26,578 ones with more experimental architecture. 5 00:00:26,602 --> 00:00:28,040 Where do you come up with that stuff? 6 00:00:28,051 --> 00:00:29,441 [TINA] Are you shooting food porn? 7 00:00:29,452 --> 00:00:30,687 [RICHIE] I need a creative outlet, okay? 8 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,691 You know that I haven't been feeling fulfilled lately. 9 00:00:32,702 --> 00:00:34,366 [BAMBI] I'm looking for my next gig here. 10 00:00:34,377 --> 00:00:36,501 Just waiting for the stars to align. 11 00:00:36,512 --> 00:00:37,801 You'll be fine. Everyone loves you. 12 00:00:37,812 --> 00:00:40,715 What do you say we drive up the coast... 13 00:00:40,797 --> 00:00:42,498 get lost where no one can reach us? 14 00:00:42,545 --> 00:00:45,023 [JOYCE] You brought Constance in, you pitched her the global vision, 15 00:00:45,034 --> 00:00:46,818 and now, you're about to make it happen. 16 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:48,881 - You should run the thing. - Yeah. 17 00:00:48,892 --> 00:00:50,429 Why don't you make us a cocktail, 18 00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:53,743 and we'll have a little chat about this company's future? 19 00:00:53,876 --> 00:00:56,946 - And yours. - If we get on the cover of Rolling Stone, 20 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:59,949 it'll launch us to outer fucking space. 21 00:01:01,418 --> 00:01:03,963 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 22 00:01:03,987 --> 00:01:05,455 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:05,488 --> 00:01:06,723 [APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS] 24 00:01:09,092 --> 00:01:11,356 Oh, sorry. I, uh, thought you'd be gone. 25 00:01:11,367 --> 00:01:13,069 Flight's not for a couple hours. 26 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:15,682 Two full days in the office between trips, Joycie? 27 00:01:15,932 --> 00:01:17,433 Careful, somebody might think you work here. 28 00:01:17,534 --> 00:01:19,302 Vassar is thanking me for endowing 29 00:01:19,436 --> 00:01:21,638 the new Fellowship for Women in Print. 30 00:01:21,771 --> 00:01:23,406 Whole English department will be there. 31 00:01:23,473 --> 00:01:24,696 How much is that gonna cost ya? 32 00:01:24,707 --> 00:01:26,009 It's not about the money, Doug. 33 00:01:26,020 --> 00:01:28,767 It's about smoothing the path for the women who follow me. 34 00:01:28,778 --> 00:01:31,114 - [HAMMER BANGING LOUDLY] - Hey! That is my wall! 35 00:01:31,281 --> 00:01:33,049 - What are you... - Yeah, it used to be mine. 36 00:01:33,183 --> 00:01:35,985 Oh, my God, please do not be a murder weapon. 37 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:38,444 No, no, no. I put this here for safekeeping 38 00:01:38,455 --> 00:01:40,023 after I got out over my skis 39 00:01:40,123 --> 00:01:41,758 with a waitress at Trader Vic's. 40 00:01:42,892 --> 00:01:45,106 [JOYCE GASPS] Oh, my God. 41 00:01:45,117 --> 00:01:46,518 You're proposing to Tina? 42 00:01:46,529 --> 00:01:47,530 Yeah, the timing's right. 43 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,376 I can't go to Europe without that woman. 44 00:01:49,825 --> 00:01:51,270 There's a time difference. 45 00:01:51,294 --> 00:01:52,429 You know, and then the... and then the cost 46 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,359 of international calls is... is through the roof. 47 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:55,867 Okay, couple notes. 48 00:01:55,878 --> 00:01:59,236 Um, how heavily do logistics feature in this proposal? 49 00:01:59,247 --> 00:02:00,382 Ah, don't worry, Joycie. 50 00:02:00,393 --> 00:02:02,167 This isn't my first time around the marriage block. 51 00:02:02,178 --> 00:02:03,379 Maybe don't mention that, either. 52 00:02:03,513 --> 00:02:04,914 It's her mother's big retirement thing, 53 00:02:05,081 --> 00:02:06,949 so I'm just gonna slide in there as we're getting ready 54 00:02:07,050 --> 00:02:08,885 and I'm gonna tell her that, um... 55 00:02:11,354 --> 00:02:12,822 just gonna tell her that she's the first person 56 00:02:12,922 --> 00:02:15,692 I want to tell my news to, you know? 57 00:02:15,818 --> 00:02:19,130 Good or bad. And that my life does not... 58 00:02:19,154 --> 00:02:20,775 doesn't make any sense without her. 59 00:02:20,845 --> 00:02:22,546 And when I met her, everything just kind of 60 00:02:22,665 --> 00:02:24,267 changed for me for the better. 61 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:25,697 [LAUGHS] 62 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:26,992 You know, something like that. 63 00:02:27,003 --> 00:02:29,138 I think of you two as only existing at work, 64 00:02:29,239 --> 00:02:30,907 but you have this whole other life 65 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:33,076 that is just so beautiful. 66 00:02:33,209 --> 00:02:35,712 Jeez, Prigger. I never took you for a sap. 67 00:02:35,745 --> 00:02:36,946 [JOYCE INHALES DEEPLY] 68 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,048 Marriage is still a patriarchal prison 69 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,593 akin to indentured servitude. 70 00:02:40,617 --> 00:02:42,385 And there she is. 71 00:02:42,519 --> 00:02:44,954 That better be fixed when I get back from Poughkeepsie. 72 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:47,857 [MAXINE WELDON'S "GRITS AIN'T GROCERIES" PLAYING] 73 00:02:47,924 --> 00:02:50,055 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 74 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:53,060 ♪ ♪ 75 00:02:56,199 --> 00:02:59,369 [MAXINE] ♪ All around the world I'd rather be a fly ♪ 76 00:02:59,469 --> 00:03:01,204 ♪ I'd light on my baby... ♪ 77 00:03:01,371 --> 00:03:03,082 [JOYCE] Of course it's free. It's included. 78 00:03:03,106 --> 00:03:05,775 - Hello. - [ATTENDANT] Here you are. 79 00:03:05,822 --> 00:03:07,210 - And for you. - [SHELLY] Oh! 80 00:03:07,277 --> 00:03:09,112 - Thank you. - Thank you. 81 00:03:09,879 --> 00:03:13,058 - Ah! - [BOTH LAUGH] 82 00:03:13,082 --> 00:03:14,817 [JOYCE] Mm! 83 00:03:14,857 --> 00:03:17,643 [SHELLY] When was the last time we had a moment alone, you and me? 84 00:03:17,654 --> 00:03:19,055 And listen, 85 00:03:19,122 --> 00:03:21,980 it's been a whirlwind at the Lambert house. 86 00:03:21,991 --> 00:03:23,882 - Lots to report. - [JOYCE GASPS] 87 00:03:23,893 --> 00:03:25,628 I cannot wait to show you campus. 88 00:03:25,662 --> 00:03:26,825 It's gonna be great. 89 00:03:26,849 --> 00:03:28,887 I just... I have to do this one little speech, 90 00:03:28,898 --> 00:03:30,666 and then it's just gonna be you and me. 91 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:33,569 Oh, I wanna see all the stuff you used to write home about, 92 00:03:33,636 --> 00:03:35,271 like the... the Rose Parlor? 93 00:03:35,338 --> 00:03:37,306 And the strawberry scones, yes. 94 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,709 And you'll get to meet Professor Merrim. 95 00:03:39,809 --> 00:03:42,011 Oh! The famous Professor Merrim. 96 00:03:42,078 --> 00:03:43,289 She's where it all started! 97 00:03:43,313 --> 00:03:45,014 I... you know... 98 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:47,550 I could barely string a sentence together when I got to Vassar. 99 00:03:47,584 --> 00:03:49,732 Oh, that's not true. On your sixth-grade report card, 100 00:03:49,766 --> 00:03:51,534 it said, "aggressive with words." 101 00:03:51,754 --> 00:03:54,257 I was flailing compared to the boarding school girls. 102 00:03:54,324 --> 00:03:56,993 But she... she saw something... 103 00:03:57,126 --> 00:03:58,694 I don't know... special in me, you know? 104 00:03:58,828 --> 00:04:01,731 I remember she sat me down and she said, 105 00:04:01,864 --> 00:04:04,667 "Stop worrying about what other people hear 106 00:04:04,801 --> 00:04:08,037 and fall in love with your own unique voice." 107 00:04:08,137 --> 00:04:10,306 - Gosh. I like her already. - Yeah. 108 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,241 She's the only person I can imagine 109 00:04:12,342 --> 00:04:13,676 writing the prologue for my book. 110 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:15,344 Bringing it full-circle. 111 00:04:15,478 --> 00:04:17,656 I mean, there's poetry in that, Joycie. 112 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:18,870 [JOYCE CHUCKLES] 113 00:04:18,881 --> 00:04:21,794 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 114 00:04:21,818 --> 00:04:24,921 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:26,609 --> 00:04:28,002 Who wants melon? 116 00:04:28,013 --> 00:04:30,482 It's Saturday. Why are you here? 117 00:04:30,493 --> 00:04:32,562 I knew you'd be here working, so I brought you brunch. 118 00:04:32,629 --> 00:04:33,718 - [RICHIE] Oh. - Bellini? 119 00:04:33,729 --> 00:04:35,297 Oh, no. I can't. 120 00:04:35,331 --> 00:04:37,834 My new agent wants an updated portfolio, 121 00:04:38,001 --> 00:04:41,504 including a self-portrait that shows the real me, 122 00:04:41,623 --> 00:04:43,606 - whoever that is. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 123 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:47,443 You ready? 124 00:04:47,577 --> 00:04:49,779 - Old headshot's not cutting it. - [BAMBI LAUGHS] 125 00:04:49,846 --> 00:04:51,647 I forgot you came to LA to act! 126 00:04:51,714 --> 00:04:53,896 - And dance. - [LAUGHTER] 127 00:04:58,968 --> 00:05:01,557 - [RICHIE] Mm. - Oh, I thought you'd sip it. 128 00:05:02,859 --> 00:05:04,236 What did you do? 129 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,738 It's from NASA. 130 00:05:05,762 --> 00:05:07,063 What's from NASA? 131 00:05:07,196 --> 00:05:09,031 The pill I cut into quarters, ground up, 132 00:05:09,165 --> 00:05:10,833 and muddled into the peach juice. 133 00:05:10,867 --> 00:05:12,902 It's called M-D-M... 134 00:05:13,002 --> 00:05:15,671 something. Letters don't matter. 135 00:05:15,738 --> 00:05:17,340 Bambi, we talked about this. 136 00:05:17,426 --> 00:05:18,530 I know. I just... 137 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:20,076 I wanted to talk about our feelings 138 00:05:20,209 --> 00:05:22,645 and go on a healing journey, you know? 139 00:05:22,745 --> 00:05:25,170 The work will figure itself out. Drugs are great for inspiration. 140 00:05:25,181 --> 00:05:26,829 I know. 141 00:05:26,863 --> 00:05:29,285 That's why I'm already on them. 142 00:05:29,352 --> 00:05:32,088 I took two purple nurples the second I got off the freeway. 143 00:05:32,221 --> 00:05:34,490 I guess the only responsible thing to do is 144 00:05:34,624 --> 00:05:36,602 give me two of those so we're on the same ride. 145 00:05:36,626 --> 00:05:38,294 What kind of ride? 146 00:05:38,361 --> 00:05:40,706 I'm guessing... a fast one? 147 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:43,833 ♪ ♪ 148 00:05:49,739 --> 00:05:51,140 [DOUG] Hey, good-lookin'. 149 00:05:51,187 --> 00:05:54,644 Oh, no! Now I have to start over! 150 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:57,265 You know how my mom is about my makeup, my hair. 151 00:05:57,469 --> 00:05:59,815 Yeah, your everything. Hey, can I get a minute 152 00:05:59,916 --> 00:06:01,784 to chat with you before the party? 153 00:06:01,951 --> 00:06:04,363 I forgot to tell you you're off the hook tonight. 154 00:06:04,387 --> 00:06:06,869 Trust me. It's the last place you wanna be. 155 00:06:06,956 --> 00:06:08,133 What are you talking about? 156 00:06:08,157 --> 00:06:09,425 Mom retiring? 157 00:06:09,559 --> 00:06:12,239 Marvin taking over the stationery store? It's gonna be intense. 158 00:06:12,250 --> 00:06:13,452 Those are more reasons 159 00:06:13,463 --> 00:06:15,398 why I should be there as somebody who's more than your... 160 00:06:15,565 --> 00:06:17,767 My family doesn't know that we're back together. 161 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,769 Are you kidding me? 162 00:06:19,802 --> 00:06:21,637 You didn't tell them? 163 00:06:21,771 --> 00:06:23,606 They weren't thrilled the first time. 164 00:06:23,673 --> 00:06:25,474 - Then we broke up... - Okay. 165 00:06:25,575 --> 00:06:26,876 Then you married someone else. 166 00:06:27,009 --> 00:06:28,708 And they were actually happy about that, but... 167 00:06:28,719 --> 00:06:30,499 - Okay. - The second time? 168 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:32,170 Okay, okay, okay. Tins, look. 169 00:06:32,181 --> 00:06:35,192 We have had a lot of zags, but this is different. 170 00:06:35,203 --> 00:06:37,470 This is our zig. Okay? 171 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,945 So call your mother and tell her we are back together 172 00:06:39,956 --> 00:06:41,991 and let me handle the rest, okay? 173 00:06:42,024 --> 00:06:43,426 [UPBEAT FOLKY MUSIC PLAYS] 174 00:06:43,506 --> 00:06:44,616 Okay. 175 00:06:44,627 --> 00:06:47,143 Oh, that's, uh... that's where Persephone Rising gathered 176 00:06:47,263 --> 00:06:49,131 - to celebrate the equinox. - Oh! 177 00:06:49,298 --> 00:06:50,833 Well, it sounded silly when you told me about it, 178 00:06:50,867 --> 00:06:52,068 but now that we're here, 179 00:06:52,168 --> 00:06:53,436 I kind of wanna throw on a white dress 180 00:06:53,469 --> 00:06:55,638 and a flower crown. 181 00:06:55,805 --> 00:06:57,707 That's Cushing House, home of The Miscellany. 182 00:06:57,813 --> 00:06:59,030 And where's the Rose Parlor? 183 00:06:59,041 --> 00:07:00,676 I could really go for some scones. 184 00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:03,455 Um, we already took our break. 185 00:07:03,479 --> 00:07:05,061 What, when I peed at New Rochelle? 186 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:07,316 And we lost five minutes? Yes. 187 00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:09,218 I had to wash my hands. 188 00:07:09,285 --> 00:07:11,187 I don't mean to be so rigid. 189 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,255 We're all just very excited to have an icon 190 00:07:13,356 --> 00:07:15,391 of sexual liberation back among us. 191 00:07:15,558 --> 00:07:18,027 Never apologize for complimenting me to my face. 192 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:19,595 [JOYCE AND SHELLY CHUCKLE] 193 00:07:19,662 --> 00:07:21,063 It's an honor to be back, 194 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:24,367 reaching out a hand to lift up the next generation. 195 00:07:24,467 --> 00:07:25,801 That's from my speech. Too much? 196 00:07:26,103 --> 00:07:27,148 Almost not enough. 197 00:07:27,159 --> 00:07:29,161 ♪ ♪ 198 00:07:29,172 --> 00:07:30,349 [JOYCE SIGHS] 199 00:07:30,373 --> 00:07:31,907 ♪ ♪ 200 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:34,010 - [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 201 00:07:34,143 --> 00:07:38,414 - [JOYCE GASPS] - Oh, look at this, Joycie. 202 00:07:38,514 --> 00:07:40,016 You think Jackie O got this turnout 203 00:07:40,049 --> 00:07:41,484 when she came back? 204 00:07:41,651 --> 00:07:45,187 Well, yeah, but her husband had just died. 205 00:07:45,254 --> 00:07:46,544 Where's, uh, Professor Merrim? 206 00:07:46,555 --> 00:07:48,591 Uh, office hours. But she'll be here for the event. 207 00:07:48,947 --> 00:07:51,323 Of course. Great, no. I would never wanna steal her away 208 00:07:51,334 --> 00:07:53,207 from shaping the minds of tomorrow. 209 00:07:53,218 --> 00:07:55,020 That's where she gave me my first sip of whiskey. 210 00:07:55,031 --> 00:07:57,122 Oh, I wouldn't mind a drink. Should we find a bar? 211 00:07:57,133 --> 00:08:00,646 Actually, Joyce has President Simpson right now for ten. 212 00:08:00,670 --> 00:08:01,871 Oh. 213 00:08:01,938 --> 00:08:04,440 - Um... - Go, go. I'm a big girl. 214 00:08:04,507 --> 00:08:05,652 - You sure? - Yes, yes! 215 00:08:05,663 --> 00:08:07,396 Okay, great. Bye! [CHUCKLES] 216 00:08:07,407 --> 00:08:09,011 Oh. 217 00:08:09,078 --> 00:08:11,757 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS] 218 00:08:11,781 --> 00:08:12,991 [BAMBI SIGHS] 219 00:08:13,015 --> 00:08:14,250 ♪ ♪ 220 00:08:14,350 --> 00:08:15,718 [RADIO WARBLING THROUGH STATIONS] 221 00:08:15,751 --> 00:08:18,220 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 222 00:08:18,387 --> 00:08:20,356 - [INTERFERENCE BUZZING] - [BAMBI] Just pick a genre! 223 00:08:20,389 --> 00:08:21,857 Everything's good! 224 00:08:21,891 --> 00:08:23,626 No, it's not right. 225 00:08:23,759 --> 00:08:25,928 There's a perfect song, and I'm gonna find it. 226 00:08:26,095 --> 00:08:29,031 It's not the song that matters, it's who you jam with. 227 00:08:29,065 --> 00:08:30,633 [CHUCKLING] Wrong! 228 00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:31,967 When I listen to music with family, 229 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:33,278 everything sounds right. 230 00:08:33,302 --> 00:08:35,304 We're not family. 231 00:08:35,404 --> 00:08:37,006 We're friends who work together. 232 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:38,808 That is so mean. 233 00:08:38,941 --> 00:08:41,544 It's not. I-it's a statement of fact. 234 00:08:41,611 --> 00:08:43,279 Why do you wanna hurt me? 235 00:08:43,312 --> 00:08:46,482 I don't! I love you! 236 00:08:46,616 --> 00:08:50,019 [SCREAMING] Then why are you screaming? 237 00:08:50,086 --> 00:08:51,754 You're in Joyce's office. 238 00:08:51,853 --> 00:08:53,077 And you're in Doug's. 239 00:08:53,088 --> 00:08:54,713 - Bad vibes! - [BAMBI] Oh, my God! 240 00:08:54,724 --> 00:08:56,492 [RICHIE] Ah! Go, go, go, go, go, go! 241 00:08:58,427 --> 00:09:01,464 Did you at least tell your mom that I'm driving a Rolls? 242 00:09:01,597 --> 00:09:03,499 I feel like you should've led with that. 243 00:09:03,666 --> 00:09:05,501 We didn't discuss what you're currently driving. 244 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:07,570 [DOUG] I feel like she might've been impressed. 245 00:09:07,670 --> 00:09:09,418 [CHUCKLING] Hey, hey. You tickled me. 246 00:09:09,572 --> 00:09:11,273 That's my... that's my ticklish spot. 247 00:09:11,340 --> 00:09:12,641 Since when are you ticklish? 248 00:09:12,775 --> 00:09:14,243 Oh, you get older, you can't drink as much, 249 00:09:14,410 --> 00:09:16,011 you can't run as fast, and you get ticklish. 250 00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:18,347 [CHUCKLING] What do you want me to say? 251 00:09:18,481 --> 00:09:19,715 How you feeling? You feeling ready for this? 252 00:09:19,815 --> 00:09:21,283 - This is a big night. - Are you ready? 253 00:09:21,590 --> 00:09:24,320 - Don't worry about me. - Call my mom Mrs. Lewis, not Evelyn. 254 00:09:24,499 --> 00:09:26,956 - Okay, of course. - The silent guy with the captain's hat 255 00:09:27,123 --> 00:09:28,991 is not her boyfriend, he's her bachelor companion. 256 00:09:29,158 --> 00:09:31,207 - And the hat is not for show. - The man is a hero. 257 00:09:31,327 --> 00:09:32,828 Whatever you do, don't mention Midway. 258 00:09:32,962 --> 00:09:34,597 [SIGHS] You brought this sack of shit? 259 00:09:34,664 --> 00:09:36,198 Hey, Ruby. Good to see ya. 260 00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:37,867 - [RUBY SCOFFS] - [DOUG CHUCKLES] 261 00:09:37,934 --> 00:09:39,268 I thought you said that 262 00:09:39,435 --> 00:09:41,170 your sister liked me the best out of everybody. 263 00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:42,872 [CHEERFULLY] She does. 264 00:09:42,939 --> 00:09:45,508 It's an honor to be back. 265 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,344 And I have one request. 266 00:09:48,377 --> 00:09:50,579 Don't just surprise me. 267 00:09:50,613 --> 00:09:52,190 Surprise yourselves. 268 00:09:52,214 --> 00:09:55,351 [APPLAUSE] 269 00:09:57,954 --> 00:09:59,455 [PRESIDENT SIMPSON CHUCKLES] 270 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,023 [LAUGHING] Thank you, thank you. 271 00:10:01,057 --> 00:10:02,391 Thank you, Ms. Prigger. 272 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,670 One of our most accomplished and generous alumni. 273 00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:05,995 Mm-hmm. 274 00:10:06,128 --> 00:10:08,507 And now, in your honor, the Night Owls. 275 00:10:08,531 --> 00:10:09,979 [ALL MURMURING] 276 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:12,735 [SINGERS, IN ROUND] ♪ All the leaves are brown ♪ 277 00:10:12,802 --> 00:10:17,339 ♪ And the sky is gray ♪ 278 00:10:17,373 --> 00:10:20,910 ♪ I've been for a walk ♪ 279 00:10:20,977 --> 00:10:22,545 ♪ On a winter's day ♪ 280 00:10:22,934 --> 00:10:25,370 You want this to be mom's retirement and her funeral? 281 00:10:25,381 --> 00:10:26,804 I knew this was a bad idea. 282 00:10:26,815 --> 00:10:28,039 I'm here to help, not be a problem. 283 00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:30,619 Too late. Let's just get this over with. 284 00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:34,333 Mama, congratulations! 285 00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:35,814 Ah! You're late. 286 00:10:35,825 --> 00:10:37,860 Hey, my man. 287 00:10:38,814 --> 00:10:40,215 [EVELYN] Mwah. 288 00:10:40,496 --> 00:10:42,820 - Where's Doug sitting? - I'm good to sit right here next to my... 289 00:10:42,831 --> 00:10:44,900 Sorry, man. No room. 290 00:10:45,473 --> 00:10:47,892 Don't slap your brother. He's a sensitive boy. 291 00:10:47,903 --> 00:10:50,940 You called so late, I couldn't get a bigger table. 292 00:10:51,066 --> 00:10:52,684 But don't worry. 293 00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:55,411 We'll find a spot for your supervisor. 294 00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,647 [DOUG CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 295 00:10:58,947 --> 00:11:00,392 Listen, if my eldest 296 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:03,519 would just ejaculate into one dedicated sock 297 00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:05,754 instead of anything that was close at hand, 298 00:11:05,921 --> 00:11:08,224 I tell you, I would save years on laundry. 299 00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,092 - [PERSON LAUGHING] - Years! 300 00:11:10,259 --> 00:11:13,071 The point is, that stain will come out, no problem. 301 00:11:13,095 --> 00:11:14,597 Club soda, salt. 302 00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:17,266 - Soak, yes. - [BOTH LAUGH] 303 00:11:19,602 --> 00:11:23,272 Oh, Joycie! Oh, you were great. 304 00:11:23,439 --> 00:11:25,641 Let me introduce you to my new friend, Doreen. 305 00:11:25,808 --> 00:11:29,078 We met at the bar, but we bonded over petit fours. 306 00:11:29,111 --> 00:11:30,679 Professor Merrim! 307 00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:32,581 Wait, you're Professor Merrim? 308 00:11:32,715 --> 00:11:34,950 - You can call me Doreen now. - Okay. 309 00:11:34,984 --> 00:11:36,385 [LAUGHING] Hi, Doreen. 310 00:11:36,485 --> 00:11:37,696 I can't... This is Professor Merrim. 311 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,954 I know! 312 00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:40,923 - You're quite the success. - [JOYCE] Oh! 313 00:11:41,123 --> 00:11:44,526 Your magazine is everywhere, and you're not far behind. 314 00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:46,695 - We are having a bit of a moment. - [SHELLY] Yes. 315 00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:48,130 And I hear you're writing a book. 316 00:11:48,297 --> 00:11:50,642 Yes, and I have been dying to talk to you about it. 317 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,301 So... okay. 318 00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:54,470 I'm actually thinking of using my thesis 319 00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:56,105 as the jumping-off point. 320 00:11:56,272 --> 00:11:57,973 So that makes you the perfect person to ask to... 321 00:11:58,007 --> 00:12:00,809 I can't wait to read it. You'll have to sign a copy for me. 322 00:12:00,923 --> 00:12:03,139 And what about you? Did you stay out West for school? 323 00:12:03,163 --> 00:12:05,603 Well, I, um... I started at Berkeley. 324 00:12:05,614 --> 00:12:08,183 What? No, you married Lenny right out of high school. 325 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,620 No, I did a semester at Cal. 326 00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:14,924 Then Mom left and-and... 327 00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:17,660 somebody needed to come home and-and help Dad. 328 00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:20,839 Certainly wasn't gonna raise an eight-year-old on his own, 329 00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,097 so I dropped out. 330 00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:23,666 [DOREEN] Sisters forced to navigate 331 00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:26,335 the gender revolution without a mother. 332 00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:27,703 Now that's a book I would read. 333 00:12:27,836 --> 00:12:30,295 Oh. [CHUCKLES] Not sure anyone cares about... no. 334 00:12:30,319 --> 00:12:34,331 It's more, um, ideas that I'm interested in. 335 00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:38,580 Sociopolitical commentary... 336 00:12:38,814 --> 00:12:40,549 Uh, you know, Shelly is a writer, too. 337 00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:42,484 Oh, that makes sense. 338 00:12:42,618 --> 00:12:44,053 - A natural raconteur. - [SHELLY LAUGHS] 339 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,389 What's your genre? 340 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,631 - Well, I... - Oh, it's so fun. 341 00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:49,091 Her voice really reminds me of Djuna Barnes. 342 00:12:49,191 --> 00:12:50,859 Do you remember Cora from seminar, 343 00:12:50,993 --> 00:12:52,328 and she could never say Djuna Barnes? 344 00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:54,396 She would always say D-Juna. Remember? 345 00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:56,598 And then she drove down with us to the city to see that play, 346 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,901 the-the all-female Hamlet in Central Park? 347 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:02,158 [CHUCKLING] I recall seeing that production. 348 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,193 - Turgid. - Well, you know, 349 00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,872 obviously, you're not gonna remember every single student. 350 00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:07,676 [DOREEN CHUCKLES] 351 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,678 You remember me, though. 352 00:13:09,712 --> 00:13:12,247 Yes! How could I forget 353 00:13:12,414 --> 00:13:16,318 your, uh, recontextualization of Sor Juana de la Cruz? 354 00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:18,020 Yeah, that got thesis of the year, 355 00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:20,589 but, um, my friend Maggie wrote that. 356 00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:22,658 Uh, Joycie did the Brontes. 357 00:13:22,691 --> 00:13:24,793 Of course. I'm so sorry. 358 00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,029 Oh, it's fine. [CHUCKLES] 359 00:13:27,196 --> 00:13:29,498 I obviously don't remember all of my professors. 360 00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:32,201 Well, and now you brought the Brontes to life. 361 00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,336 Two sisters, two formidable writers. 362 00:13:34,403 --> 00:13:35,637 Well, mine are just scribbles. 363 00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:37,973 Don't diminish your talent like that. 364 00:13:38,174 --> 00:13:41,777 The key is to stop worrying about what other people hear 365 00:13:41,911 --> 00:13:45,714 and fall in love with your own unique voice. 366 00:13:45,748 --> 00:13:47,750 There's nothing like it. 367 00:13:49,451 --> 00:13:51,387 Well, thank you. 368 00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:54,890 Are you all right, dear? 369 00:13:54,924 --> 00:13:57,659 Joyce. My name is Joyce. 370 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,496 I need some air. 371 00:14:04,266 --> 00:14:05,534 [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 372 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:06,845 [CHILD] Meatball? 373 00:14:06,869 --> 00:14:08,637 Oh, yeah. 374 00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,239 Mm! Needs a little bit more sauce. 375 00:14:10,272 --> 00:14:11,892 [CHILD] I licked it off. 376 00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,587 So you sell magazines about vaginas, huh? 377 00:14:15,611 --> 00:14:18,013 About vaginas? No, we're mostly in the, uh... 378 00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:20,672 - in the... in the penis business now, actually. - Mm. 379 00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:23,441 So Benji, you've been with this family longer than me. 380 00:14:23,452 --> 00:14:26,789 How do I get from this table to that one? 381 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,557 What's in it for me? 382 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,982 Helping me out. What do you mean? What do you want, cash? 383 00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:32,217 Minx subscription. 384 00:14:32,228 --> 00:14:34,052 Full year, plus back issues. 385 00:14:34,063 --> 00:14:36,265 - You're too young. How old are you, kid? - [BENJAMIN] 13. 386 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,911 - You are 13? - [BENJAMIN] Yeah. 387 00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,525 - You got a place to store it? - Yeah. 388 00:14:40,536 --> 00:14:42,314 'Cause I used to keep mine, you know, 389 00:14:42,338 --> 00:14:43,828 ladies underwear catalogue, under a mattress. 390 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,874 - Where are you keeping yours? - Amateur. 391 00:14:45,975 --> 00:14:47,672 That's the first place they look. 392 00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:50,326 I got a spot under the floorboard of the kitchen. 393 00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:51,970 There's still moonshine in there. 394 00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,949 All right. 395 00:14:53,983 --> 00:14:55,073 All right, fuck it. 396 00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:57,686 You got a deal. Let's do this. 397 00:14:57,786 --> 00:14:59,087 Marvin. 398 00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:04,063 Grandma likes him best 'cause he needs her most. 399 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:07,231 That is really insightful stuff, man. 400 00:15:07,255 --> 00:15:09,046 [CHILD] Do you want my spaghetti? 401 00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,262 Oh, no thank you. Thank you, though, for the offer. 402 00:15:11,273 --> 00:15:12,409 It's so funny. 403 00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,765 I can hear the colors. 404 00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,286 And this one's screaming. 405 00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,579 - [RICHIE] More taupe, please. - No. 406 00:15:17,673 --> 00:15:19,074 [WHISPERS] You're perfect. 407 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,121 [RICHIE SIGHS] 408 00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:24,813 Josefina. 409 00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,524 How gorgeous are you? 410 00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:28,026 [RICHIE SIGHS] 411 00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:30,719 I can see it now. 412 00:15:30,819 --> 00:15:33,922 Why you have to leave our family. 413 00:15:34,056 --> 00:15:36,492 You have so much more to give this world. 414 00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:40,195 Not a family. Just a workplace. 415 00:15:40,296 --> 00:15:42,764 And you have more to give, too. 416 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:47,402 You're-you're so good at loving and nurturing. 417 00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:49,972 [SPACEY FOLK MUSIC PLAYS] 418 00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:52,941 You have a real gift, Bambi. 419 00:15:53,142 --> 00:15:57,055 [SINGER] ♪ Waiting for someone to come on home ♪ 420 00:15:57,079 --> 00:16:00,082 ♪ ♪ 421 00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:04,562 [BOTH SIGH] 422 00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:07,256 Drugs are amazing. 423 00:16:07,356 --> 00:16:10,325 - [BAMBI GASPS] - What? What is it? 424 00:16:10,359 --> 00:16:12,203 We should do more. 425 00:16:12,227 --> 00:16:13,862 Yes. 426 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,966 Benji said you like a white Russian. 427 00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:20,269 Mind if I sit down? 428 00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:24,406 Well, thank you. 429 00:16:24,573 --> 00:16:27,776 I gotta ask you, Marvin, why do you hate me so much? 430 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,055 Why does everybody hate me? Is it 'cause I was Tina's boss? 431 00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:32,047 Is that it? 432 00:16:32,114 --> 00:16:34,216 Nobody cares about that, man. 433 00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,761 How do you think my dad got together with my mom? 434 00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:38,554 Then what is it? 435 00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:40,155 'Cause I'm really trying to make this work. 436 00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:42,257 There's a chance you and I are gonna be brothers one day. 437 00:16:42,391 --> 00:16:45,794 Mm, I don't see that happening for us. 438 00:16:47,863 --> 00:16:49,998 The store was Tina's. 439 00:16:50,065 --> 00:16:52,134 That was always the plan. 440 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,469 Then you come along and hire her away. 441 00:16:54,536 --> 00:16:56,872 Dad dies, Mom steps in. 442 00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:00,108 Now it's my turn. You did all that. 443 00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:01,843 Look, I've done a lot of questionable things in my life, 444 00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:03,361 but offering a talented woman a job 445 00:17:03,385 --> 00:17:04,635 I don't see as one of them. 446 00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:06,215 She loves her family. 447 00:17:06,315 --> 00:17:08,099 She would never have just walked away. 448 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,374 You hypnotized her. 449 00:17:09,385 --> 00:17:10,975 There was always a fire within her. 450 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,903 Maybe I fanned the flames a little bit, but that's it. 451 00:17:12,914 --> 00:17:13,945 - Nah. - [DOUG] Yeah. 452 00:17:13,956 --> 00:17:15,657 You talked her into it. 453 00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,492 Hey, what did you even say, anyway? 454 00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:19,127 I just told her the truth. 455 00:17:19,161 --> 00:17:20,896 Judy, you'd be fascinated 456 00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:22,798 by what Shelly's been working on. 457 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,967 Shelly, how would you describe it? 458 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,668 Oh, uh, I don't know. 459 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:30,505 Um, I guess I'd say, uh... 460 00:17:30,572 --> 00:17:33,075 I take Madame Bovary, uh, 461 00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:35,644 a touch of the Marquis de Sade, 462 00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:38,146 mix in a little Donna Reed... [CHUCKLES] 463 00:17:38,247 --> 00:17:39,781 ... and then use it all to explore 464 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:42,384 America's suburban anxiety. 465 00:17:43,819 --> 00:17:45,120 Fuck, that sounds good. 466 00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:47,155 She's been publishing at Minx. 467 00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:48,991 I'm teaching a seminar next semester 468 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,692 on the modern erotic. 469 00:17:50,826 --> 00:17:52,794 This sounds exactly like the type of thing 470 00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:54,439 I should include on the syllabus. 471 00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,731 Oh. 472 00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:00,535 You remember Jared from First Baptist? 473 00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:03,872 - Mm-hmm. - He has four sons now. 474 00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:05,374 I bet he's a great dad. 475 00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:09,187 You could give him a call since you love married men. 476 00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:11,489 [TINA LAUGHS] 477 00:18:11,513 --> 00:18:12,814 Mm. 478 00:18:12,848 --> 00:18:15,427 Happy retirement! 479 00:18:15,451 --> 00:18:17,095 [EVELYN] Mm. 480 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,987 Okay. 481 00:18:22,558 --> 00:18:24,969 [EVELYN GASPS] 482 00:18:24,993 --> 00:18:26,928 Oh, my goodness. 483 00:18:26,962 --> 00:18:28,196 It's the day that... 484 00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,565 Your daddy took over the store from Grampy. 485 00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:33,468 - [CHUCKLING] Yes. - Oh, baby! 486 00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:36,071 [EVELYN SMOOCHES] Thank you! 487 00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:39,317 - I'm glad you like it. - Thank you. 488 00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:41,176 Mm. [SNIFFLES] 489 00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,221 [TINA] Now listen, Mama. 490 00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:45,180 About Doug. 491 00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:46,370 Don't you think it's time that we... 492 00:18:46,381 --> 00:18:47,916 [GLASS CLINKING] 493 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,373 Hey, let's bring it in, everybody. 494 00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:51,953 My lovely family, one second, one second. 495 00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,544 I know we're all gathered here today 496 00:18:53,555 --> 00:18:55,724 to celebrate Mama's retirement 497 00:18:55,891 --> 00:18:59,027 and the next generation taking over Lewis Stationers. 498 00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:01,172 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 499 00:19:01,196 --> 00:19:03,432 Hey, hey! 500 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:09,347 Now, I had a nice conversation with my brother, Doug Renetti. 501 00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:11,640 Smart man. 502 00:19:11,707 --> 00:19:12,997 Now, he convinced me that 503 00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:15,377 I gotta start living my dreams, 504 00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:18,223 and that means becoming a long-haul trucker... 505 00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,915 [ALL GASPING] 506 00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,718 ... and exploring the highways and byways of this great land. 507 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,054 [WHISPERING] Jesus Christ. 508 00:19:24,065 --> 00:19:25,897 To Doug! 509 00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:28,523 [SEDATE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS] 510 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,292 [PEACEFUL FOLKY MUSIC PLAYS] 511 00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:34,896 [SINGER] ♪ Don't little raindrops fall from the sky? ♪ 512 00:19:35,063 --> 00:19:39,868 ♪ Are there not mountains ever so high? ♪ 513 00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:43,372 ♪ Does a candle flame bring light? ♪ 514 00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:45,807 ♪ Do I love you? ♪ 515 00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:48,399 Shel, you up? 516 00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:50,627 Oh, oh, God! 517 00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:52,173 Oh, God. 518 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,366 Oh, God. 519 00:19:53,377 --> 00:19:55,145 ♪ ♪ 520 00:19:55,156 --> 00:19:56,390 Ah! 521 00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:57,575 Snake charmer! 522 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:58,743 [DOUG] I didn't tell him to leave! 523 00:19:58,754 --> 00:20:00,378 I just told him what I told Tina! 524 00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:01,913 - That's it! - Confidence man! 525 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,693 - Mama, stop it! - [ALL GASP] 526 00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,028 It's not Doug's fault 527 00:20:07,229 --> 00:20:09,564 nobody wants to work at the damn stationery store. 528 00:20:09,598 --> 00:20:10,932 If he hadn't come along, 529 00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:12,834 I would've found another way to escape. 530 00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:14,458 Hell, Ruby married the first guy she met 531 00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:15,893 to get out of running the store. 532 00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:18,894 - Hey, hey, hey. Hold up. - [TINA] Sorry, Dave. Love you. 533 00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:21,276 And Marvin, since when are you into trucks? 534 00:20:21,343 --> 00:20:23,445 The road calls. Always has. 535 00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:26,014 - The road calls because you... - Because you killed his father. 536 00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:28,817 - [ALL GASPING] - Mama, you gotta stop that. 537 00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,961 You know Daddy died of emphysema. 538 00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:32,607 After you left the store! 539 00:20:32,618 --> 00:20:35,332 If anything killed Daddy, other than emphysema, 540 00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:36,414 it was the store, 541 00:20:36,425 --> 00:20:37,883 which he hated more than any of us. 542 00:20:37,894 --> 00:20:40,207 - Not more than me! - Then sell it! 543 00:20:40,295 --> 00:20:42,631 Don't pass it along like a haunted hot potato. 544 00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:46,601 I would never turn my back on what this family built. 545 00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:49,093 I understand duty, 546 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,338 unlike you, 547 00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:53,175 who threw it all away to be secretary 548 00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:56,011 to a twice-divorced, philandering 549 00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:58,480 white pornographer! 550 00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:00,649 - [ALL EXCLAIM, GROAN] - [SOFTLY] Yeah. 551 00:21:00,816 --> 00:21:04,019 I haven't been a secretary for more than a year. 552 00:21:04,152 --> 00:21:07,189 And as a matter of fact, I was just promoted. 553 00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,457 I'm going to be running 554 00:21:08,557 --> 00:21:10,892 the entire Minx international division. 555 00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:13,395 Eight editions, four continents. 556 00:21:13,462 --> 00:21:15,263 And I get to move to Europe! 557 00:21:17,399 --> 00:21:19,401 So what exactly did I throw away? 558 00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:27,645 What was that? What were you doing... in there? 559 00:21:27,656 --> 00:21:29,720 And would you please put a sock on the door? 560 00:21:29,731 --> 00:21:31,335 Okay, I'm sure that was a lot. 561 00:21:31,346 --> 00:21:33,157 Since when are you a... you know... 562 00:21:33,181 --> 00:21:34,824 with Professor Merrim? 563 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,087 Oh, God. Just call her Doreen already. 564 00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:40,402 I don't want to, Shelly. This is-this is a... 565 00:21:40,522 --> 00:21:41,990 What about Lenny? 566 00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:46,361 Well, Lenny and I have a sophisticated relationship. 567 00:21:46,395 --> 00:21:48,063 We're, you know... 568 00:21:50,399 --> 00:21:52,176 Holy shit. You're Bella LaRouche. 569 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,257 [SHELLY SIGHS] 570 00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,270 Light dawns on Marblehead. 571 00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:58,406 This is just out of nowhere, Shel. 572 00:21:58,507 --> 00:22:00,342 I've been trying to talk to you. 573 00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:02,444 This trip is about my fellowship 574 00:22:02,577 --> 00:22:05,280 and asking Professor... Doreen if she would... 575 00:22:05,447 --> 00:22:07,816 if she would write my prologue, and now you've just... 576 00:22:08,016 --> 00:22:11,720 you've just twisted it into your sexual exploration. 577 00:22:11,887 --> 00:22:15,056 Jesus, Joyce. This isn't about you for once. 578 00:22:15,190 --> 00:22:16,480 - What does that mean? - [SHELLY] What? 579 00:22:16,491 --> 00:22:19,183 It-it means just that I am sick of you 580 00:22:19,194 --> 00:22:22,430 paying zero attention to anyone other than Joyce Prigger. 581 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:23,551 I mean, for Chrissake, 582 00:22:23,562 --> 00:22:25,389 you didn't even remember I went to college? 583 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,370 Oh, come on. Shel, I was eight years old. 584 00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:29,671 And I was, you know, 585 00:22:29,805 --> 00:22:31,373 a bit distracted by the fact that Mom had left. 586 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,841 What do you want from me? 587 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,610 Well, for starters, how about some gratitude, okay? 588 00:22:35,744 --> 00:22:38,280 I let go of my dreams to take care of you. 589 00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:41,149 You've gotten to be whoever you wanted. 590 00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:42,751 Why can't it be my turn? 591 00:22:42,884 --> 00:22:46,254 It can. It can, Shel, it-it's just... 592 00:22:47,489 --> 00:22:50,025 Just why here? Why now? 593 00:22:50,158 --> 00:22:52,227 Joyce, I know you wanted to come back here 594 00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,195 so the world could gather at your feet 595 00:22:54,296 --> 00:22:55,664 and tell you how brilliant you are, 596 00:22:55,797 --> 00:22:58,199 but I am sick of putting my life on hold 597 00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:00,168 to talk about yours. 598 00:23:01,403 --> 00:23:02,704 Now, if you'll excuse me, 599 00:23:02,838 --> 00:23:04,606 I've been promised the full Vassar experience, 600 00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:06,875 and I don't want to keep her waiting. 601 00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:10,421 - [SOCK WHIPS] - Okay. 602 00:23:10,445 --> 00:23:11,813 This is a sock. 603 00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:14,883 I'm putting it on the doorknob just so we're clear. 604 00:23:16,157 --> 00:23:17,254 - [BEDROOM DOOR SLAMS] - [CAR DOOR SLAMS] 605 00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,609 Did I just do that? 606 00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:19,810 I can't believe I just did that. 607 00:23:19,821 --> 00:23:21,585 I slapped her finger! 608 00:23:21,656 --> 00:23:24,415 - Nobody stands up to my mom. - You did. 609 00:23:24,426 --> 00:23:27,497 I'm so glad you were there and you saw that! 610 00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:29,331 - Yeah. - It was a real breakthrough moment. 611 00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,335 - It was. - [TINA SIGHS] 612 00:23:31,346 --> 00:23:33,824 Hey, why didn't you tell me about Minx International, Tins? 613 00:23:33,835 --> 00:23:36,004 I'm a little confused. 614 00:23:36,138 --> 00:23:38,506 Well, it happened while you were in Vegas. 615 00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,598 Constance made me promise not to tell anybody, so... 616 00:23:40,609 --> 00:23:42,677 Well, I'm not anybody, right? 617 00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:46,314 I know it was your idea. 618 00:23:46,521 --> 00:23:48,084 So the fuck what? 619 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,863 You've kinda had a bad run. 620 00:23:49,874 --> 00:23:52,543 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 621 00:23:52,554 --> 00:23:55,223 Well, I'm happy for you. 622 00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:57,392 This is a big deal for you. 623 00:24:00,128 --> 00:24:01,663 But you didn't tell me about business school. 624 00:24:01,797 --> 00:24:04,566 You didn't tell me about this. I... 625 00:24:04,699 --> 00:24:07,268 I guess I didn't know how you'd take it. 626 00:24:11,473 --> 00:24:13,818 You're the first person I wanna share my news with, 627 00:24:13,842 --> 00:24:16,411 good and bad. 628 00:24:16,478 --> 00:24:18,780 I want to be that for you. 629 00:24:20,348 --> 00:24:22,117 I want that, too. 630 00:24:27,522 --> 00:24:29,090 [ENGINE TURNS OVER] 631 00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:32,036 [PEACEFUL FOLKY MUSIC PLAYS] 632 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:35,196 ♪ ♪ 633 00:24:39,234 --> 00:24:40,635 Apology scones. 634 00:24:42,884 --> 00:24:44,182 - Thanks. - [JOYCE CHUCKLES] 635 00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:46,041 ♪ ♪ 636 00:24:46,107 --> 00:24:47,475 I will be the first to admit 637 00:24:47,576 --> 00:24:50,578 that we both said things we didn't mean. 638 00:24:50,612 --> 00:24:52,390 I meant every word. 639 00:24:52,414 --> 00:24:54,716 ♪ ♪ 640 00:24:54,783 --> 00:24:57,332 - Really? - I regret yelling. 641 00:24:57,385 --> 00:25:00,555 [CHUCKLING] Okay. 642 00:25:00,755 --> 00:25:03,425 Okay, well, we can talk more about it in the car, I guess. 643 00:25:03,472 --> 00:25:05,360 Doreen invited me to breakfast. 644 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:08,539 I-I've decided to extend my stay. 645 00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:09,587 For how long? 646 00:25:09,598 --> 00:25:12,634 I-I... I don't know. 647 00:25:12,787 --> 00:25:14,445 [JOYCE] What? 648 00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:15,960 Shel, what about the kids? 649 00:25:15,971 --> 00:25:18,907 Oh, Lenny's more than capable of handling them. 650 00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:21,876 And hey, a flight alone? You can work on your book. 651 00:25:22,043 --> 00:25:23,454 - [SHELLY CHUCKLES] - [JOYCE SIGHS] 652 00:25:23,465 --> 00:25:26,257 There's not much to go on, really. It's just a title. 653 00:25:26,281 --> 00:25:27,738 Well, if you spend some time with yourself 654 00:25:27,749 --> 00:25:29,729 rather than seeking out other people's praise, 655 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:31,475 maybe you'll know where to start. 656 00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:34,489 ♪ ♪ 657 00:25:34,556 --> 00:25:36,734 Hey. We'll be good, okay? 658 00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:38,093 Go. 659 00:25:38,226 --> 00:25:39,363 [SINGER] ♪ Will things work out? ♪ 660 00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:40,908 ♪ I don't know any more ♪ 661 00:25:40,935 --> 00:25:42,874 Okay. 662 00:25:42,898 --> 00:25:45,834 There's, uh, an apple orchard up Route 9. 663 00:25:45,901 --> 00:25:48,470 Have Doreen take you. 664 00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:51,315 [SINGER] ♪ That doing my best never gave me... ♪ 665 00:25:51,339 --> 00:25:52,583 [SOFTLY] Okay. 666 00:25:52,607 --> 00:25:55,052 Okay. 667 00:25:55,076 --> 00:25:56,954 Bye. 668 00:25:56,978 --> 00:25:59,957 ♪ ♪ 669 00:25:59,981 --> 00:26:01,792 [SHELLY SIGHS] 670 00:26:01,816 --> 00:26:03,651 ♪ ♪ 671 00:26:03,752 --> 00:26:06,588 [TINA SIGHS] We're gonna be late. 672 00:26:06,621 --> 00:26:08,099 Ten more minutes. 673 00:26:08,123 --> 00:26:11,172 ♪ ♪ 674 00:26:16,431 --> 00:26:19,968 [SINGER] ♪ Try again, trying to tell you something ♪ 675 00:26:20,135 --> 00:26:23,638 ♪ Words got stuck in my mind again ♪ 676 00:26:23,838 --> 00:26:27,976 ♪ Smile at you, hoping you see me coming up ♪ 677 00:26:28,176 --> 00:26:30,288 ♪ Won't turn your back on me ♪ ♪ Maybe this time ♪ 678 00:26:30,312 --> 00:26:32,046 [TINA SIGHS] 679 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,450 [SINGER] ♪ Try again, trying to tell you something ♪ 680 00:26:35,617 --> 00:26:39,521 ♪ Words got stuck in my mind again ♪ 681 00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:40,765 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 682 00:26:40,789 --> 00:26:43,892 ♪ ♪ 683 00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:53,963 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 684 00:26:53,974 --> 00:26:59,112 ♪ ♪ 685 00:27:04,025 --> 00:27:06,347 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 686 00:27:06,434 --> 00:27:07,524 Excuse me. 687 00:27:07,535 --> 00:27:08,703 - Are you... - Yes, I'm her. 688 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:11,197 I appreciate the interest, but I'm very busy. 689 00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:12,474 ... in 2A? 690 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:14,802 - Oh. - I think you're in my seat. 691 00:27:14,823 --> 00:27:16,313 - [CHUCKLING] Sorry. - [TRAVELER] Okay. 692 00:27:16,324 --> 00:27:18,059 [SIGHS] Rough morning. 693 00:27:18,248 --> 00:27:19,445 [TRAVELER] Yeah. 694 00:27:19,469 --> 00:27:21,718 - Um... - Oops. 695 00:27:21,785 --> 00:27:25,089 - Squeeze by. - Ooh, um, yeah. 696 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:29,003 [JOYCE MOANING] Oh! Oh, God! 697 00:27:29,277 --> 00:27:30,892 [TRAVELER] Oh, shit! 698 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:34,676 Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES] 699 00:27:34,922 --> 00:27:36,147 You really know what you're doing. 700 00:27:36,158 --> 00:27:37,755 Thank you. 701 00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:40,448 I mean, you're Joyce Prigger. 702 00:27:40,574 --> 00:27:41,791 You know who I am? 703 00:27:41,802 --> 00:27:44,410 Yeah. Doesn't everybody? 704 00:27:44,785 --> 00:27:46,253 Oh. 705 00:27:49,476 --> 00:27:51,044 Would you mind signing this for me? 706 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:55,052 - [JOYCE] Uh... - [TRAVELER LAUGHS] Oh. 707 00:27:55,063 --> 00:27:57,551 Ah, the guys in the office are gonna freak out. 708 00:27:57,562 --> 00:28:00,835 [SIGHS] Ooh. 709 00:28:00,991 --> 00:28:02,693 [CHUCKLES] 710 00:28:02,704 --> 00:28:04,873 ♪ ♪ 711 00:28:05,073 --> 00:28:08,109 [SINGERS, IN ROUND] ♪ All the leaves are brown ♪ 712 00:28:08,209 --> 00:28:12,714 ♪ And the sky is gray ♪ 713 00:28:12,781 --> 00:28:16,284 ♪ I've been for a walk ♪ 714 00:28:16,331 --> 00:28:20,622 ♪ On a winter's day ♪ 715 00:28:20,722 --> 00:28:24,158 ♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪ 716 00:28:24,225 --> 00:28:28,596 ♪ If I was in LA ♪ 717 00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:32,367 ♪ California dreamin' ♪ 718 00:28:32,467 --> 00:28:36,437 ♪ On such a winter's day ♪ 719 00:28:36,504 --> 00:28:39,874 ♪ Stopped into a church ♪ 720 00:28:39,974 --> 00:28:43,912 ♪ I passed along the way ♪ 721 00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:47,882 ♪ Well, I got down on my knees ♪ 722 00:28:47,982 --> 00:28:51,920 ♪ And I pretend to pray ♪ 723 00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:56,057 ♪ You know the preacher like the cold ♪ 724 00:28:56,157 --> 00:29:00,628 ♪ He knows I'm gonna stay ♪ 725 00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:04,399 ♪ California dreamin' ♪ 726 00:29:04,499 --> 00:29:09,337 ♪ On such a winter's day ♪ 727 00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:12,316 [SINGERS VOCALIZING] 728 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:15,476 ♪ ♪ 729 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:20,887 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 52767

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