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[SHELLY] Tonight, Bella
LaRouche has chosen a theme.
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Ladies choose their partners.
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Bella started her journey through
some other neighborhoods, too,
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ones with more
experimental architecture.
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Where do you come up with that stuff?
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[TINA] Are you shooting food porn?
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[RICHIE] I need a creative outlet, okay?
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You know that I haven't been
feeling fulfilled lately.
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[BAMBI] I'm looking
for my next gig here.
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Just waiting for the stars to align.
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You'll be fine. Everyone loves you.
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What do you say we drive up the coast...
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get lost where no one can reach us?
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[JOYCE] You brought Constance in,
you pitched her the global vision,
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and now, you're about to make it happen.
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- You should run the thing.
- Yeah.
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Why don't you make us a cocktail,
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and we'll have a little chat
about this company's future?
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- And yours.
- If we get on the cover of Rolling Stone,
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it'll launch us to outer fucking space.
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♪ ♪
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[APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS]
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Oh, sorry. I, uh, thought you'd be gone.
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Flight's not for a couple hours.
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Two full days in the office
between trips, Joycie?
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Careful, somebody might
think you work here.
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Vassar is thanking me for endowing
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the new Fellowship for Women in Print.
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Whole English department will be there.
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How much is that gonna cost ya?
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It's not about the money, Doug.
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It's about smoothing the path
for the women who follow me.
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- [HAMMER BANGING LOUDLY]
- Hey! That is my wall!
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- What are you...
- Yeah, it used to be mine.
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Oh, my God, please do
not be a murder weapon.
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No, no, no. I put this
here for safekeeping
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after I got out over my skis
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with a waitress at Trader Vic's.
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[JOYCE GASPS] Oh, my God.
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You're proposing to Tina?
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Yeah, the timing's right.
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I can't go to Europe without that woman.
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There's a time difference.
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You know, and then
the... and then the cost
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of international calls
is... is through the roof.
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Okay, couple notes.
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Um, how heavily do logistics
feature in this proposal?
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Ah, don't worry, Joycie.
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This isn't my first time
around the marriage block.
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Maybe don't mention that, either.
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It's her mother's big retirement thing,
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so I'm just gonna slide in
there as we're getting ready
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and I'm gonna tell her that, um...
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just gonna tell her that
she's the first person
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I want to tell my news to, you know?
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Good or bad.
And that my life does not...
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doesn't make any sense without her.
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And when I met her,
everything just kind of
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changed for me for the better.
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[LAUGHS]
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You know, something like that.
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I think of you two as
only existing at work,
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but you have this whole other life
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that is just so beautiful.
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Jeez, Prigger. I never
took you for a sap.
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[JOYCE INHALES DEEPLY]
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Marriage is still a patriarchal prison
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akin to indentured servitude.
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And there she is.
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That better be fixed when I
get back from Poughkeepsie.
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AIN'T GROCERIES" PLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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[MAXINE] ♪ All around the
world I'd rather be a fly ♪
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♪ I'd light on my baby... ♪
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[JOYCE] Of course it's
free. It's included.
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- Hello.
- [ATTENDANT] Here you are.
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- And for you.
- [SHELLY] Oh!
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Ah!
- [BOTH LAUGH]
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[JOYCE] Mm!
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[SHELLY] When was the last time we
had a moment alone, you and me?
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And listen,
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it's been a whirlwind
at the Lambert house.
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- Lots to report.
- [JOYCE GASPS]
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I cannot wait to show you campus.
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It's gonna be great.
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I just... I have to do
this one little speech,
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and then it's just gonna be you and me.
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Oh, I wanna see all the stuff
you used to write home about,
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like the... the Rose Parlor?
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And the strawberry scones, yes.
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And you'll get to meet Professor Merrim.
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Oh! The famous Professor Merrim.
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She's where it all started!
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I... you know...
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I could barely string a sentence
together when I got to Vassar.
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Oh, that's not true.
On your sixth-grade report card,
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it said, "aggressive with words."
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I was flailing compared to
the boarding school girls.
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But she... she saw something...
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I don't know... special in me, you know?
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I remember she sat me down and she said,
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"Stop worrying about
what other people hear
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and fall in love with
your own unique voice."
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- Gosh. I like her already.
- Yeah.
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She's the only person I can imagine
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writing the prologue for my book.
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Bringing it full-circle.
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I mean, there's poetry in that, Joycie.
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♪ ♪
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Who wants melon?
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It's Saturday. Why are you here?
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I knew you'd be here working,
so I brought you brunch.
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- [RICHIE] Oh.
- Bellini?
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Oh, no. I can't.
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My new agent wants an updated portfolio,
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including a self-portrait
that shows the real me,
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- whoever that is.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
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You ready?
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- Old headshot's not cutting it.
- [BAMBI LAUGHS]
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I forgot you came to LA to act!
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- And dance.
- [LAUGHTER]
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- [RICHIE] Mm.
- Oh, I thought you'd sip it.
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What did you do?
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It's from NASA.
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What's from NASA?
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The pill I cut into quarters, ground up,
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and muddled into the peach juice.
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It's called M-D-M...
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something. Letters don't matter.
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Bambi, we talked about this.
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I know. I just...
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I wanted to talk about our feelings
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and go on a healing journey, you know?
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The work will figure itself out.
Drugs are great for inspiration.
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I know.
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That's why I'm already on them.
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I took two purple nurples
the second I got off the freeway.
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I guess the only
responsible thing to do is
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give me two of those so
we're on the same ride.
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What kind of ride?
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I'm guessing... a fast one?
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♪ ♪
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[DOUG] Hey, good-lookin'.
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Oh, no! Now I have to start over!
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You know how my mom is
about my makeup, my hair.
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Yeah, your everything.
Hey, can I get a minute
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to chat with you before the party?
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I forgot to tell you
you're off the hook tonight.
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Trust me.
It's the last place you wanna be.
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What are you talking about?
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Mom retiring?
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Marvin taking over the stationery store?
It's gonna be intense.
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Those are more reasons
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why I should be there as
somebody who's more than your...
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My family doesn't know
that we're back together.
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Are you kidding me?
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You didn't tell them?
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They weren't thrilled the first time.
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- Then we broke up...
- Okay.
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Then you married someone else.
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And they were actually
happy about that, but...
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- Okay.
- The second time?
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Okay, okay, okay. Tins, look.
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We have had a lot of zags,
but this is different.
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This is our zig. Okay?
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So call your mother
and tell her we are back together
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and let me handle the rest, okay?
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Okay.
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Oh, that's, uh...
that's where Persephone Rising gathered
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- to celebrate the equinox.
- Oh!
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Well, it sounded silly
when you told me about it,
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but now that we're here,
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I kind of wanna throw on a white dress
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and a flower crown.
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That's Cushing House,
home of The Miscellany.
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And where's the Rose Parlor?
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I could really go for some scones.
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Um, we already took our break.
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What, when I peed at New Rochelle?
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And we lost five minutes? Yes.
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I had to wash my hands.
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I don't mean to be so rigid.
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We're all just very
excited to have an icon
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of sexual liberation back among us.
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Never apologize for
complimenting me to my face.
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[JOYCE AND SHELLY CHUCKLE]
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It's an honor to be back,
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reaching out a hand to
lift up the next generation.
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That's from my speech. Too much?
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Almost not enough.
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♪ ♪
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[JOYCE SIGHS]
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♪ ♪
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- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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- [JOYCE GASPS]
- Oh, look at this, Joycie.
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You think Jackie O got this turnout
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when she came back?
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Well, yeah, but her
husband had just died.
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Where's, uh, Professor Merrim?
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Uh, office hours.
But she'll be here for the event.
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Of course. Great, no.
I would never wanna steal her away
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from shaping the minds of tomorrow.
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That's where she gave me
my first sip of whiskey.
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Oh, I wouldn't mind a
drink. Should we find a bar?
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Actually, Joyce has President
Simpson right now for ten.
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Oh.
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- Um...
- Go, go. I'm a big girl.
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- You sure?
- Yes, yes!
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Okay, great. Bye! [CHUCKLES]
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Oh.
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[BAMBI SIGHS]
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♪ ♪
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- [INTERFERENCE BUZZING]
- [BAMBI] Just pick a genre!
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Everything's good!
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No, it's not right.
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There's a perfect song,
and I'm gonna find it.
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It's not the song that
matters, it's who you jam with.
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[CHUCKLING] Wrong!
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When I listen to music with family,
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everything sounds right.
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We're not family.
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We're friends who work together.
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That is so mean.
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It's not. I-it's a statement of fact.
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Why do you wanna hurt me?
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I don't! I love you!
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[SCREAMING] Then why are you screaming?
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You're in Joyce's office.
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And you're in Doug's.
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- Bad vibes!
- [BAMBI] Oh, my God!
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[RICHIE] Ah! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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Did you at least tell your
mom that I'm driving a Rolls?
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I feel like you should've led with that.
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We didn't discuss what
you're currently driving.
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[DOUG] I feel like she
might've been impressed.
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[CHUCKLING] Hey, hey. You tickled me.
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That's my... that's my ticklish spot.
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Since when are you ticklish?
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Oh, you get older, you
can't drink as much,
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you can't run as fast,
and you get ticklish.
250
00:09:16,145 --> 00:09:18,347
[CHUCKLING] What do you want me to say?
251
00:09:18,481 --> 00:09:19,715
How you feeling? You
feeling ready for this?
252
00:09:19,815 --> 00:09:21,283
- This is a big night.
- Are you ready?
253
00:09:21,590 --> 00:09:24,320
- Don't worry about me.
- Call my mom Mrs. Lewis, not Evelyn.
254
00:09:24,499 --> 00:09:26,956
- Okay, of course.
- The silent guy with the captain's hat
255
00:09:27,123 --> 00:09:28,991
is not her boyfriend, he's
her bachelor companion.
256
00:09:29,158 --> 00:09:31,207
- And the hat is not for show.
- The man is a hero.
257
00:09:31,327 --> 00:09:32,828
Whatever you do, don't mention Midway.
258
00:09:32,962 --> 00:09:34,597
[SIGHS] You brought this sack of shit?
259
00:09:34,664 --> 00:09:36,198
Hey, Ruby. Good to see ya.
260
00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:37,867
- [RUBY SCOFFS]
- [DOUG CHUCKLES]
261
00:09:37,934 --> 00:09:39,268
I thought you said that
262
00:09:39,435 --> 00:09:41,170
your sister liked me the
best out of everybody.
263
00:09:41,203 --> 00:09:42,872
[CHEERFULLY] She does.
264
00:09:42,939 --> 00:09:45,508
It's an honor to be back.
265
00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:48,344
And I have one request.
266
00:09:48,377 --> 00:09:50,579
Don't just surprise me.
267
00:09:50,613 --> 00:09:52,190
Surprise yourselves.
268
00:09:52,214 --> 00:09:55,351
[APPLAUSE]
269
00:09:57,954 --> 00:09:59,455
[PRESIDENT SIMPSON CHUCKLES]
270
00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,023
[LAUGHING] Thank you, thank you.
271
00:10:01,057 --> 00:10:02,391
Thank you, Ms. Prigger.
272
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,670
One of our most accomplished
and generous alumni.
273
00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:05,995
Mm-hmm.
274
00:10:06,128 --> 00:10:08,507
And now, in your honor, the Night Owls.
275
00:10:08,531 --> 00:10:09,979
[ALL MURMURING]
276
00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:12,735
[SINGERS, IN ROUND] ♪
All the leaves are brown ♪
277
00:10:12,802 --> 00:10:17,339
♪ And the sky is gray ♪
278
00:10:17,373 --> 00:10:20,910
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
279
00:10:20,977 --> 00:10:22,545
♪ On a winter's day ♪
280
00:10:22,934 --> 00:10:25,370
You want this to be mom's
retirement and her funeral?
281
00:10:25,381 --> 00:10:26,804
I knew this was a bad idea.
282
00:10:26,815 --> 00:10:28,039
I'm here to help, not be a problem.
283
00:10:28,050 --> 00:10:30,619
Too late. Let's just get this over with.
284
00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:34,333
Mama, congratulations!
285
00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:35,814
Ah! You're late.
286
00:10:35,825 --> 00:10:37,860
Hey, my man.
287
00:10:38,814 --> 00:10:40,215
[EVELYN] Mwah.
288
00:10:40,496 --> 00:10:42,820
- Where's Doug sitting?
- I'm good to sit right here next to my...
289
00:10:42,831 --> 00:10:44,900
Sorry, man. No room.
290
00:10:45,473 --> 00:10:47,892
Don't slap your brother.
He's a sensitive boy.
291
00:10:47,903 --> 00:10:50,940
You called so late, I
couldn't get a bigger table.
292
00:10:51,066 --> 00:10:52,684
But don't worry.
293
00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:55,411
We'll find a spot for your supervisor.
294
00:10:57,413 --> 00:10:58,647
[DOUG CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
295
00:10:58,947 --> 00:11:00,392
Listen, if my eldest
296
00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:03,519
would just ejaculate
into one dedicated sock
297
00:11:03,686 --> 00:11:05,754
instead of anything
that was close at hand,
298
00:11:05,921 --> 00:11:08,224
I tell you, I would
save years on laundry.
299
00:11:08,290 --> 00:11:10,092
- [PERSON LAUGHING]
- Years!
300
00:11:10,259 --> 00:11:13,071
The point is, that stain
will come out, no problem.
301
00:11:13,095 --> 00:11:14,597
Club soda, salt.
302
00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:17,266
- Soak, yes.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
303
00:11:19,602 --> 00:11:23,272
Oh, Joycie! Oh, you were great.
304
00:11:23,439 --> 00:11:25,641
Let me introduce you to
my new friend, Doreen.
305
00:11:25,808 --> 00:11:29,078
We met at the bar, but we
bonded over petit fours.
306
00:11:29,111 --> 00:11:30,679
Professor Merrim!
307
00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:32,581
Wait, you're Professor Merrim?
308
00:11:32,715 --> 00:11:34,950
- You can call me Doreen now.
- Okay.
309
00:11:34,984 --> 00:11:36,385
[LAUGHING] Hi, Doreen.
310
00:11:36,485 --> 00:11:37,696
I can't... This is Professor Merrim.
311
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:38,954
I know!
312
00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:40,923
- You're quite the success.
- [JOYCE] Oh!
313
00:11:41,123 --> 00:11:44,526
Your magazine is everywhere,
and you're not far behind.
314
00:11:44,627 --> 00:11:46,695
- We are having a bit of a moment.
- [SHELLY] Yes.
315
00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:48,130
And I hear you're writing a book.
316
00:11:48,297 --> 00:11:50,642
Yes, and I have been dying
to talk to you about it.
317
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,301
So... okay.
318
00:11:52,435 --> 00:11:54,470
I'm actually thinking of using my thesis
319
00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:56,105
as the jumping-off point.
320
00:11:56,272 --> 00:11:57,973
So that makes you the
perfect person to ask to...
321
00:11:58,007 --> 00:12:00,809
I can't wait to read it.
You'll have to sign a copy for me.
322
00:12:00,923 --> 00:12:03,139
And what about you?
Did you stay out West for school?
323
00:12:03,163 --> 00:12:05,603
Well, I, um... I started at Berkeley.
324
00:12:05,614 --> 00:12:08,183
What? No, you married Lenny
right out of high school.
325
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,620
No, I did a semester at Cal.
326
00:12:12,655 --> 00:12:14,924
Then Mom left and-and...
327
00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:17,660
somebody needed to come
home and-and help Dad.
328
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:20,839
Certainly wasn't gonna raise
an eight-year-old on his own,
329
00:12:20,863 --> 00:12:22,097
so I dropped out.
330
00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:23,666
[DOREEN] Sisters forced to navigate
331
00:12:23,799 --> 00:12:26,335
the gender revolution without a mother.
332
00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:27,703
Now that's a book I would read.
333
00:12:27,836 --> 00:12:30,295
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
Not sure anyone cares about... no.
334
00:12:30,319 --> 00:12:34,331
It's more, um, ideas
that I'm interested in.
335
00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:38,580
Sociopolitical commentary...
336
00:12:38,814 --> 00:12:40,549
Uh, you know, Shelly is a writer, too.
337
00:12:40,616 --> 00:12:42,484
Oh, that makes sense.
338
00:12:42,618 --> 00:12:44,053
- A natural raconteur.
- [SHELLY LAUGHS]
339
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,389
What's your genre?
340
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,631
- Well, I...
- Oh, it's so fun.
341
00:12:46,655 --> 00:12:49,091
Her voice really reminds
me of Djuna Barnes.
342
00:12:49,191 --> 00:12:50,859
Do you remember Cora from seminar,
343
00:12:50,993 --> 00:12:52,328
and she could never say Djuna Barnes?
344
00:12:52,461 --> 00:12:54,396
She would always say D-Juna. Remember?
345
00:12:54,630 --> 00:12:56,598
And then she drove down with
us to the city to see that play,
346
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,901
the-the all-female
Hamlet in Central Park?
347
00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:02,158
[CHUCKLING] I recall
seeing that production.
348
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,193
- Turgid.
- Well, you know,
349
00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:05,872
obviously, you're not gonna
remember every single student.
350
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:07,676
[DOREEN CHUCKLES]
351
00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,678
You remember me, though.
352
00:13:09,712 --> 00:13:12,247
Yes! How could I forget
353
00:13:12,414 --> 00:13:16,318
your, uh, recontextualization
of Sor Juana de la Cruz?
354
00:13:16,418 --> 00:13:18,020
Yeah, that got thesis of the year,
355
00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:20,589
but, um, my friend Maggie wrote that.
356
00:13:20,656 --> 00:13:22,658
Uh, Joycie did the Brontes.
357
00:13:22,691 --> 00:13:24,793
Of course. I'm so sorry.
358
00:13:24,860 --> 00:13:27,029
Oh, it's fine. [CHUCKLES]
359
00:13:27,196 --> 00:13:29,498
I obviously don't remember
all of my professors.
360
00:13:29,665 --> 00:13:32,201
Well, and now you brought
the Brontes to life.
361
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,336
Two sisters, two formidable writers.
362
00:13:34,403 --> 00:13:35,637
Well, mine are just scribbles.
363
00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:37,973
Don't diminish your talent like that.
364
00:13:38,174 --> 00:13:41,777
The key is to stop worrying
about what other people hear
365
00:13:41,911 --> 00:13:45,714
and fall in love with
your own unique voice.
366
00:13:45,748 --> 00:13:47,750
There's nothing like it.
367
00:13:49,451 --> 00:13:51,387
Well, thank you.
368
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:54,890
Are you all right, dear?
369
00:13:54,924 --> 00:13:57,659
Joyce. My name is Joyce.
370
00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,496
I need some air.
371
00:14:04,266 --> 00:14:05,534
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
372
00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:06,845
[CHILD] Meatball?
373
00:14:06,869 --> 00:14:08,637
Oh, yeah.
374
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,239
Mm! Needs a little bit more sauce.
375
00:14:10,272 --> 00:14:11,892
[CHILD] I licked it off.
376
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,587
So you sell magazines
about vaginas, huh?
377
00:14:15,611 --> 00:14:18,013
About vaginas?
No, we're mostly in the, uh...
378
00:14:18,147 --> 00:14:20,672
- in the... in the penis business now, actually.
- Mm.
379
00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:23,441
So Benji, you've been with
this family longer than me.
380
00:14:23,452 --> 00:14:26,789
How do I get from
this table to that one?
381
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,557
What's in it for me?
382
00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,982
Helping me out. What do you mean?
What do you want, cash?
383
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:32,217
Minx subscription.
384
00:14:32,228 --> 00:14:34,052
Full year, plus back issues.
385
00:14:34,063 --> 00:14:36,265
- You're too young. How old are you, kid?
- [BENJAMIN] 13.
386
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,911
- You are 13?
- [BENJAMIN] Yeah.
387
00:14:38,206 --> 00:14:40,525
- You got a place to store it?
- Yeah.
388
00:14:40,536 --> 00:14:42,314
'Cause I used to keep mine, you know,
389
00:14:42,338 --> 00:14:43,828
ladies underwear
catalogue, under a mattress.
390
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,874
- Where are you keeping yours?
- Amateur.
391
00:14:45,975 --> 00:14:47,672
That's the first place they look.
392
00:14:47,683 --> 00:14:50,326
I got a spot under the
floorboard of the kitchen.
393
00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:51,970
There's still moonshine in there.
394
00:14:51,981 --> 00:14:53,949
All right.
395
00:14:53,983 --> 00:14:55,073
All right, fuck it.
396
00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:57,686
You got a deal. Let's do this.
397
00:14:57,786 --> 00:14:59,087
Marvin.
398
00:15:00,655 --> 00:15:04,063
Grandma likes him best
'cause he needs her most.
399
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:07,231
That is really insightful stuff, man.
400
00:15:07,255 --> 00:15:09,046
[CHILD] Do you want my spaghetti?
401
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:11,262
Oh, no thank you.
Thank you, though, for the offer.
402
00:15:11,273 --> 00:15:12,409
It's so funny.
403
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,765
I can hear the colors.
404
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,286
And this one's screaming.
405
00:15:15,310 --> 00:15:17,579
- [RICHIE] More taupe, please.
- No.
406
00:15:17,673 --> 00:15:19,074
[WHISPERS] You're perfect.
407
00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,121
[RICHIE SIGHS]
408
00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:24,813
Josefina.
409
00:15:24,847 --> 00:15:26,524
How gorgeous are you?
410
00:15:26,548 --> 00:15:28,026
[RICHIE SIGHS]
411
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:30,719
I can see it now.
412
00:15:30,819 --> 00:15:33,922
Why you have to leave our family.
413
00:15:34,056 --> 00:15:36,492
You have so much more
to give this world.
414
00:15:36,558 --> 00:15:40,195
Not a family. Just a workplace.
415
00:15:40,296 --> 00:15:42,764
And you have more to give, too.
416
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:47,402
You're-you're so good
at loving and nurturing.
417
00:15:47,469 --> 00:15:49,972
[SPACEY FOLK MUSIC PLAYS]
418
00:15:50,039 --> 00:15:52,941
You have a real gift, Bambi.
419
00:15:53,142 --> 00:15:57,055
[SINGER] ♪ Waiting for
someone to come on home ♪
420
00:15:57,079 --> 00:16:00,082
♪ ♪
421
00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:04,562
[BOTH SIGH]
422
00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:07,256
Drugs are amazing.
423
00:16:07,356 --> 00:16:10,325
- [BAMBI GASPS]
- What? What is it?
424
00:16:10,359 --> 00:16:12,203
We should do more.
425
00:16:12,227 --> 00:16:13,862
Yes.
426
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,966
Benji said you like a white Russian.
427
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:20,269
Mind if I sit down?
428
00:16:22,504 --> 00:16:24,406
Well, thank you.
429
00:16:24,573 --> 00:16:27,776
I gotta ask you, Marvin,
why do you hate me so much?
430
00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:30,055
Why does everybody hate me?
Is it 'cause I was Tina's boss?
431
00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:32,047
Is that it?
432
00:16:32,114 --> 00:16:34,216
Nobody cares about that, man.
433
00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,761
How do you think my dad
got together with my mom?
434
00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:38,554
Then what is it?
435
00:16:38,687 --> 00:16:40,155
'Cause I'm really
trying to make this work.
436
00:16:40,356 --> 00:16:42,257
There's a chance you and I
are gonna be brothers one day.
437
00:16:42,391 --> 00:16:45,794
Mm, I don't see that happening for us.
438
00:16:47,863 --> 00:16:49,998
The store was Tina's.
439
00:16:50,065 --> 00:16:52,134
That was always the plan.
440
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,469
Then you come along and hire her away.
441
00:16:54,536 --> 00:16:56,872
Dad dies, Mom steps in.
442
00:16:56,972 --> 00:17:00,108
Now it's my turn. You did all that.
443
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:01,843
Look, I've done a lot of
questionable things in my life,
444
00:17:01,944 --> 00:17:03,361
but offering a talented woman a job
445
00:17:03,385 --> 00:17:04,635
I don't see as one of them.
446
00:17:04,646 --> 00:17:06,215
She loves her family.
447
00:17:06,315 --> 00:17:08,099
She would never have just walked away.
448
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,374
You hypnotized her.
449
00:17:09,385 --> 00:17:10,975
There was always a fire within her.
450
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,903
Maybe I fanned the flames
a little bit, but that's it.
451
00:17:12,914 --> 00:17:13,945
- Nah.
- [DOUG] Yeah.
452
00:17:13,956 --> 00:17:15,657
You talked her into it.
453
00:17:15,758 --> 00:17:17,492
Hey, what did you even say, anyway?
454
00:17:17,559 --> 00:17:19,127
I just told her the truth.
455
00:17:19,161 --> 00:17:20,896
Judy, you'd be fascinated
456
00:17:20,963 --> 00:17:22,798
by what Shelly's been working on.
457
00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:24,967
Shelly, how would you describe it?
458
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,668
Oh, uh, I don't know.
459
00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:30,505
Um, I guess I'd say, uh...
460
00:17:30,572 --> 00:17:33,075
I take Madame Bovary, uh,
461
00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:35,644
a touch of the Marquis de Sade,
462
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:38,146
mix in a little Donna Reed... [CHUCKLES]
463
00:17:38,247 --> 00:17:39,781
... and then use it all to explore
464
00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:42,384
America's suburban anxiety.
465
00:17:43,819 --> 00:17:45,120
Fuck, that sounds good.
466
00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:47,155
She's been publishing at Minx.
467
00:17:47,289 --> 00:17:48,991
I'm teaching a seminar next semester
468
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,692
on the modern erotic.
469
00:17:50,826 --> 00:17:52,794
This sounds exactly
like the type of thing
470
00:17:52,861 --> 00:17:54,439
I should include on the syllabus.
471
00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:55,731
Oh.
472
00:17:58,634 --> 00:18:00,535
You remember Jared from First Baptist?
473
00:18:00,636 --> 00:18:03,872
- Mm-hmm.
- He has four sons now.
474
00:18:03,939 --> 00:18:05,374
I bet he's a great dad.
475
00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:09,187
You could give him a call
since you love married men.
476
00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:11,489
[TINA LAUGHS]
477
00:18:11,513 --> 00:18:12,814
Mm.
478
00:18:12,848 --> 00:18:15,427
Happy retirement!
479
00:18:15,451 --> 00:18:17,095
[EVELYN] Mm.
480
00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,987
Okay.
481
00:18:22,558 --> 00:18:24,969
[EVELYN GASPS]
482
00:18:24,993 --> 00:18:26,928
Oh, my goodness.
483
00:18:26,962 --> 00:18:28,196
It's the day that...
484
00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,565
Your daddy took over
the store from Grampy.
485
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:33,468
- [CHUCKLING] Yes.
- Oh, baby!
486
00:18:33,535 --> 00:18:36,071
[EVELYN SMOOCHES] Thank you!
487
00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:39,317
- I'm glad you like it.
- Thank you.
488
00:18:39,341 --> 00:18:41,176
Mm. [SNIFFLES]
489
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:43,221
[TINA] Now listen, Mama.
490
00:18:43,245 --> 00:18:45,180
About Doug.
491
00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:46,370
Don't you think it's time that we...
492
00:18:46,381 --> 00:18:47,916
[GLASS CLINKING]
493
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,373
Hey, let's bring it in, everybody.
494
00:18:49,384 --> 00:18:51,953
My lovely family, one
second, one second.
495
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,544
I know we're all gathered here today
496
00:18:53,555 --> 00:18:55,724
to celebrate Mama's retirement
497
00:18:55,891 --> 00:18:59,027
and the next generation
taking over Lewis Stationers.
498
00:18:59,061 --> 00:19:01,172
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
499
00:19:01,196 --> 00:19:03,432
Hey, hey!
500
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:09,347
Now, I had a nice conversation
with my brother, Doug Renetti.
501
00:19:09,371 --> 00:19:11,640
Smart man.
502
00:19:11,707 --> 00:19:12,997
Now, he convinced me that
503
00:19:13,008 --> 00:19:15,377
I gotta start living my dreams,
504
00:19:15,544 --> 00:19:18,223
and that means becoming
a long-haul trucker...
505
00:19:18,247 --> 00:19:19,915
[ALL GASPING]
506
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,718
... and exploring the highways
and byways of this great land.
507
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,054
[WHISPERING] Jesus Christ.
508
00:19:24,065 --> 00:19:25,897
To Doug!
509
00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:28,523
[SEDATE CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
510
00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:30,292
[PEACEFUL FOLKY MUSIC PLAYS]
511
00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:34,896
[SINGER] ♪ Don't little
raindrops fall from the sky? ♪
512
00:19:35,063 --> 00:19:39,868
♪ Are there not
mountains ever so high? ♪
513
00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:43,372
♪ Does a candle flame bring light? ♪
514
00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:45,807
♪ Do I love you? ♪
515
00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:48,399
Shel, you up?
516
00:19:48,410 --> 00:19:50,627
Oh, oh, God!
517
00:19:50,638 --> 00:19:52,173
Oh, God.
518
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,366
Oh, God.
519
00:19:53,377 --> 00:19:55,145
♪ ♪
520
00:19:55,156 --> 00:19:56,390
Ah!
521
00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:57,575
Snake charmer!
522
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:58,743
[DOUG] I didn't tell him to leave!
523
00:19:58,754 --> 00:20:00,378
I just told him what I told Tina!
524
00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:01,913
- That's it!
- Confidence man!
525
00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,693
- Mama, stop it!
- [ALL GASP]
526
00:20:05,661 --> 00:20:07,028
It's not Doug's fault
527
00:20:07,229 --> 00:20:09,564
nobody wants to work at
the damn stationery store.
528
00:20:09,598 --> 00:20:10,932
If he hadn't come along,
529
00:20:11,066 --> 00:20:12,834
I would've found another way to escape.
530
00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:14,458
Hell, Ruby married the first guy she met
531
00:20:14,469 --> 00:20:15,893
to get out of running the store.
532
00:20:15,904 --> 00:20:18,894
- Hey, hey, hey. Hold up.
- [TINA] Sorry, Dave. Love you.
533
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:21,276
And Marvin, since when
are you into trucks?
534
00:20:21,343 --> 00:20:23,445
The road calls. Always has.
535
00:20:23,512 --> 00:20:26,014
- The road calls because you...
- Because you killed his father.
536
00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:28,817
- [ALL GASPING]
- Mama, you gotta stop that.
537
00:20:28,917 --> 00:20:30,961
You know Daddy died of emphysema.
538
00:20:30,972 --> 00:20:32,607
After you left the store!
539
00:20:32,618 --> 00:20:35,332
If anything killed Daddy,
other than emphysema,
540
00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:36,414
it was the store,
541
00:20:36,425 --> 00:20:37,883
which he hated more than any of us.
542
00:20:37,894 --> 00:20:40,207
- Not more than me!
- Then sell it!
543
00:20:40,295 --> 00:20:42,631
Don't pass it along like
a haunted hot potato.
544
00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:46,601
I would never turn my back
on what this family built.
545
00:20:46,635 --> 00:20:49,093
I understand duty,
546
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:50,338
unlike you,
547
00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:53,175
who threw it all away to be secretary
548
00:20:53,275 --> 00:20:56,011
to a twice-divorced, philandering
549
00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:58,480
white pornographer!
550
00:20:58,614 --> 00:21:00,649
- [ALL EXCLAIM, GROAN]
- [SOFTLY] Yeah.
551
00:21:00,816 --> 00:21:04,019
I haven't been a secretary
for more than a year.
552
00:21:04,152 --> 00:21:07,189
And as a matter of fact,
I was just promoted.
553
00:21:07,222 --> 00:21:08,457
I'm going to be running
554
00:21:08,557 --> 00:21:10,892
the entire Minx international division.
555
00:21:10,993 --> 00:21:13,395
Eight editions, four continents.
556
00:21:13,462 --> 00:21:15,263
And I get to move to Europe!
557
00:21:17,399 --> 00:21:19,401
So what exactly did I throw away?
558
00:21:24,859 --> 00:21:27,645
What was that?
What were you doing... in there?
559
00:21:27,656 --> 00:21:29,720
And would you please
put a sock on the door?
560
00:21:29,731 --> 00:21:31,335
Okay, I'm sure that was a lot.
561
00:21:31,346 --> 00:21:33,157
Since when are you a... you know...
562
00:21:33,181 --> 00:21:34,824
with Professor Merrim?
563
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,087
Oh, God. Just call her Doreen already.
564
00:21:37,098 --> 00:21:40,402
I don't want to, Shelly.
This is-this is a...
565
00:21:40,522 --> 00:21:41,990
What about Lenny?
566
00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:46,361
Well, Lenny and I have a
sophisticated relationship.
567
00:21:46,395 --> 00:21:48,063
We're, you know...
568
00:21:50,399 --> 00:21:52,176
Holy shit. You're Bella LaRouche.
569
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,257
[SHELLY SIGHS]
570
00:21:53,268 --> 00:21:55,270
Light dawns on Marblehead.
571
00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:58,406
This is just out of nowhere, Shel.
572
00:21:58,507 --> 00:22:00,342
I've been trying to talk to you.
573
00:22:00,442 --> 00:22:02,444
This trip is about my fellowship
574
00:22:02,577 --> 00:22:05,280
and asking Professor...
Doreen if she would...
575
00:22:05,447 --> 00:22:07,816
if she would write my
prologue, and now you've just...
576
00:22:08,016 --> 00:22:11,720
you've just twisted it into
your sexual exploration.
577
00:22:11,887 --> 00:22:15,056
Jesus, Joyce. This
isn't about you for once.
578
00:22:15,190 --> 00:22:16,480
- What does that mean?
- [SHELLY] What?
579
00:22:16,491 --> 00:22:19,183
It-it means just that I am sick of you
580
00:22:19,194 --> 00:22:22,430
paying zero attention to
anyone other than Joyce Prigger.
581
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:23,551
I mean, for Chrissake,
582
00:22:23,562 --> 00:22:25,389
you didn't even remember
I went to college?
583
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,370
Oh, come on. Shel, I
was eight years old.
584
00:22:28,403 --> 00:22:29,671
And I was, you know,
585
00:22:29,805 --> 00:22:31,373
a bit distracted by the
fact that Mom had left.
586
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,841
What do you want from me?
587
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,610
Well, for starters, how
about some gratitude, okay?
588
00:22:35,744 --> 00:22:38,280
I let go of my dreams
to take care of you.
589
00:22:38,413 --> 00:22:41,149
You've gotten to be whoever you wanted.
590
00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:42,751
Why can't it be my turn?
591
00:22:42,884 --> 00:22:46,254
It can. It can, Shel, it-it's just...
592
00:22:47,489 --> 00:22:50,025
Just why here? Why now?
593
00:22:50,158 --> 00:22:52,227
Joyce, I know you
wanted to come back here
594
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:54,195
so the world could gather at your feet
595
00:22:54,296 --> 00:22:55,664
and tell you how brilliant you are,
596
00:22:55,797 --> 00:22:58,199
but I am sick of putting my life on hold
597
00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:00,168
to talk about yours.
598
00:23:01,403 --> 00:23:02,704
Now, if you'll excuse me,
599
00:23:02,838 --> 00:23:04,606
I've been promised the
full Vassar experience,
600
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:06,875
and I don't want to keep her waiting.
601
00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:10,421
- [SOCK WHIPS]
- Okay.
602
00:23:10,445 --> 00:23:11,813
This is a sock.
603
00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:14,883
I'm putting it on the
doorknob just so we're clear.
604
00:23:16,157 --> 00:23:17,254
- [BEDROOM DOOR SLAMS]
- [CAR DOOR SLAMS]
605
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:18,609
Did I just do that?
606
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:19,810
I can't believe I just did that.
607
00:23:19,821 --> 00:23:21,585
I slapped her finger!
608
00:23:21,656 --> 00:23:24,415
- Nobody stands up to my mom.
- You did.
609
00:23:24,426 --> 00:23:27,497
I'm so glad you were
there and you saw that!
610
00:23:27,508 --> 00:23:29,331
- Yeah.
- It was a real breakthrough moment.
611
00:23:29,342 --> 00:23:31,335
- It was.
- [TINA SIGHS]
612
00:23:31,346 --> 00:23:33,824
Hey, why didn't you tell me
about Minx International, Tins?
613
00:23:33,835 --> 00:23:36,004
I'm a little confused.
614
00:23:36,138 --> 00:23:38,506
Well, it happened
while you were in Vegas.
615
00:23:38,545 --> 00:23:40,598
Constance made me promise
not to tell anybody, so...
616
00:23:40,609 --> 00:23:42,677
Well, I'm not anybody, right?
617
00:23:44,780 --> 00:23:46,314
I know it was your idea.
618
00:23:46,521 --> 00:23:48,084
So the fuck what?
619
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,863
You've kinda had a bad run.
620
00:23:49,874 --> 00:23:52,543
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]
621
00:23:52,554 --> 00:23:55,223
Well, I'm happy for you.
622
00:23:55,290 --> 00:23:57,392
This is a big deal for you.
623
00:24:00,128 --> 00:24:01,663
But you didn't tell me
about business school.
624
00:24:01,797 --> 00:24:04,566
You didn't tell me about this. I...
625
00:24:04,699 --> 00:24:07,268
I guess I didn't know how you'd take it.
626
00:24:11,473 --> 00:24:13,818
You're the first person I
wanna share my news with,
627
00:24:13,842 --> 00:24:16,411
good and bad.
628
00:24:16,478 --> 00:24:18,780
I want to be that for you.
629
00:24:20,348 --> 00:24:22,117
I want that, too.
630
00:24:27,522 --> 00:24:29,090
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
631
00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:32,036
[PEACEFUL FOLKY MUSIC PLAYS]
632
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:35,196
♪ ♪
633
00:24:39,234 --> 00:24:40,635
Apology scones.
634
00:24:42,884 --> 00:24:44,182
- Thanks.
- [JOYCE CHUCKLES]
635
00:24:44,206 --> 00:24:46,041
♪ ♪
636
00:24:46,107 --> 00:24:47,475
I will be the first to admit
637
00:24:47,576 --> 00:24:50,578
that we both said things we didn't mean.
638
00:24:50,612 --> 00:24:52,390
I meant every word.
639
00:24:52,414 --> 00:24:54,716
♪ ♪
640
00:24:54,783 --> 00:24:57,332
- Really?
- I regret yelling.
641
00:24:57,385 --> 00:25:00,555
[CHUCKLING] Okay.
642
00:25:00,755 --> 00:25:03,425
Okay, well, we can talk more
about it in the car, I guess.
643
00:25:03,472 --> 00:25:05,360
Doreen invited me to breakfast.
644
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:08,539
I-I've decided to extend my stay.
645
00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:09,587
For how long?
646
00:25:09,598 --> 00:25:12,634
I-I... I don't know.
647
00:25:12,787 --> 00:25:14,445
[JOYCE] What?
648
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:15,960
Shel, what about the kids?
649
00:25:15,971 --> 00:25:18,907
Oh, Lenny's more than
capable of handling them.
650
00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:21,876
And hey, a flight alone?
You can work on your book.
651
00:25:22,043 --> 00:25:23,454
- [SHELLY CHUCKLES]
- [JOYCE SIGHS]
652
00:25:23,465 --> 00:25:26,257
There's not much to go on,
really. It's just a title.
653
00:25:26,281 --> 00:25:27,738
Well, if you spend
some time with yourself
654
00:25:27,749 --> 00:25:29,729
rather than seeking out
other people's praise,
655
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:31,475
maybe you'll know where to start.
656
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:34,489
♪ ♪
657
00:25:34,556 --> 00:25:36,734
Hey. We'll be good, okay?
658
00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:38,093
Go.
659
00:25:38,226 --> 00:25:39,363
[SINGER] ♪ Will things work out? ♪
660
00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:40,908
♪ I don't know any more ♪
661
00:25:40,935 --> 00:25:42,874
Okay.
662
00:25:42,898 --> 00:25:45,834
There's, uh, an apple
orchard up Route 9.
663
00:25:45,901 --> 00:25:48,470
Have Doreen take you.
664
00:25:48,670 --> 00:25:51,315
[SINGER] ♪ That doing my
best never gave me... ♪
665
00:25:51,339 --> 00:25:52,583
[SOFTLY] Okay.
666
00:25:52,607 --> 00:25:55,052
Okay.
667
00:25:55,076 --> 00:25:56,954
Bye.
668
00:25:56,978 --> 00:25:59,957
♪ ♪
669
00:25:59,981 --> 00:26:01,792
[SHELLY SIGHS]
670
00:26:01,816 --> 00:26:03,651
♪ ♪
671
00:26:03,752 --> 00:26:06,588
[TINA SIGHS] We're gonna be late.
672
00:26:06,621 --> 00:26:08,099
Ten more minutes.
673
00:26:08,123 --> 00:26:11,172
♪ ♪
674
00:26:16,431 --> 00:26:19,968
[SINGER] ♪ Try again, trying
to tell you something ♪
675
00:26:20,135 --> 00:26:23,638
♪ Words got stuck in my mind again ♪
676
00:26:23,838 --> 00:26:27,976
♪ Smile at you, hoping
you see me coming up ♪
677
00:26:28,176 --> 00:26:30,288
♪ Won't turn your back on me ♪
♪ Maybe this time ♪
678
00:26:30,312 --> 00:26:32,046
[TINA SIGHS]
679
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,450
[SINGER] ♪ Try again, trying
to tell you something ♪
680
00:26:35,617 --> 00:26:39,521
♪ Words got stuck in my mind again ♪
681
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:40,765
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
682
00:26:40,789 --> 00:26:43,892
♪ ♪
683
00:26:52,887 --> 00:26:53,963
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
684
00:26:53,974 --> 00:26:59,112
♪ ♪
685
00:27:04,025 --> 00:27:06,347
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
686
00:27:06,434 --> 00:27:07,524
Excuse me.
687
00:27:07,535 --> 00:27:08,703
- Are you...
- Yes, I'm her.
688
00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:11,197
I appreciate the interest,
but I'm very busy.
689
00:27:11,208 --> 00:27:12,474
... in 2A?
690
00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:14,802
- Oh.
- I think you're in my seat.
691
00:27:14,823 --> 00:27:16,313
- [CHUCKLING] Sorry.
- [TRAVELER] Okay.
692
00:27:16,324 --> 00:27:18,059
[SIGHS] Rough morning.
693
00:27:18,248 --> 00:27:19,445
[TRAVELER] Yeah.
694
00:27:19,469 --> 00:27:21,718
- Um...
- Oops.
695
00:27:21,785 --> 00:27:25,089
- Squeeze by.
- Ooh, um, yeah.
696
00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:29,003
[JOYCE MOANING] Oh! Oh, God!
697
00:27:29,277 --> 00:27:30,892
[TRAVELER] Oh, shit!
698
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:34,676
Oh, wow. [CHUCKLES]
699
00:27:34,922 --> 00:27:36,147
You really know what you're doing.
700
00:27:36,158 --> 00:27:37,755
Thank you.
701
00:27:37,779 --> 00:27:40,448
I mean, you're Joyce Prigger.
702
00:27:40,574 --> 00:27:41,791
You know who I am?
703
00:27:41,802 --> 00:27:44,410
Yeah. Doesn't everybody?
704
00:27:44,785 --> 00:27:46,253
Oh.
705
00:27:49,476 --> 00:27:51,044
Would you mind signing this for me?
706
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:55,052
- [JOYCE] Uh...
- [TRAVELER LAUGHS] Oh.
707
00:27:55,063 --> 00:27:57,551
Ah, the guys in the
office are gonna freak out.
708
00:27:57,562 --> 00:28:00,835
[SIGHS] Ooh.
709
00:28:00,991 --> 00:28:02,693
[CHUCKLES]
710
00:28:02,704 --> 00:28:04,873
♪ ♪
711
00:28:05,073 --> 00:28:08,109
[SINGERS, IN ROUND]
♪ All the leaves are brown ♪
712
00:28:08,209 --> 00:28:12,714
♪ And the sky is gray ♪
713
00:28:12,781 --> 00:28:16,284
♪ I've been for a walk ♪
714
00:28:16,331 --> 00:28:20,622
♪ On a winter's day ♪
715
00:28:20,722 --> 00:28:24,158
♪ I'd be safe and warm ♪
716
00:28:24,225 --> 00:28:28,596
♪ If I was in LA ♪
717
00:28:28,663 --> 00:28:32,367
♪ California dreamin' ♪
718
00:28:32,467 --> 00:28:36,437
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
719
00:28:36,504 --> 00:28:39,874
♪ Stopped into a church ♪
720
00:28:39,974 --> 00:28:43,912
♪ I passed along the way ♪
721
00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:47,882
♪ Well, I got down on my knees ♪
722
00:28:47,982 --> 00:28:51,920
♪ And I pretend to pray ♪
723
00:28:52,033 --> 00:28:56,057
♪ You know the preacher like the cold ♪
724
00:28:56,157 --> 00:29:00,628
♪ He knows I'm gonna stay ♪
725
00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:04,399
♪ California dreamin' ♪
726
00:29:04,499 --> 00:29:09,337
♪ On such a winter's day ♪
727
00:29:09,370 --> 00:29:12,316
[SINGERS VOCALIZING]
728
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:15,476
♪ ♪
729
00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:20,887
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