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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,132 --> 00:00:03,995 CLEANING HOUSE 2 00:00:04,440 --> 00:00:10,080 And that's how supply and demand fuels our capitalist system. 3 00:00:10,104 --> 00:00:11,706 And in order to protect the... 4 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:15,060 Hey Beavis, I thought he was gonna talk about how to get money. 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,680 Yeah, me too. This sucks! 6 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:23,440 Now, capitalism isn't the only choice in our multicultural world. 7 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,560 In Denmark, for example... 8 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,860 Were you talking about money? 9 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,260 Yeah, can we have some? 10 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,280 Beavis, you have to work to acquire money. 11 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,160 Don't you remember when I talked about "The concept of work"? 12 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,471 - I guess it was, like, a long time ago. - Yeah. 13 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,460 We forget. 14 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,300 Well, enough preaching. 15 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:09,680 I think I'm gonna introduce you boys to the rewards of manual labour. 16 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,660 There is a manual? 17 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,760 Reading sucks! 18 00:01:17,586 --> 00:01:19,028 Dammit! 19 00:01:20,282 --> 00:01:25,454 - I'm sick of seeing videos in schools. - Yeah, yeah. Really. 20 00:01:26,595 --> 00:01:30,908 If I wanted to see a video in school, I'd go to school and watch TV. 21 00:01:30,936 --> 00:01:33,681 Yeah, that's not a bad idea. 22 00:01:36,571 --> 00:01:41,244 - Whoa! That locker's pretty cool. - Yeah, yeah. 23 00:01:46,114 --> 00:01:48,650 Wait a minute. What's this? 24 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:50,708 - This sucks. - Yeah. 25 00:01:57,359 --> 00:01:58,549 Shut up! 26 00:02:01,897 --> 00:02:04,545 Heavy metal has come a long way. 27 00:02:05,028 --> 00:02:07,332 Yeah, yeah. Really. 28 00:02:19,814 --> 00:02:22,650 - Cool! Chicks! - Yeah! 29 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:27,182 I mean, even though the chicks are cool, it's, like, the video still sucks. 30 00:02:27,206 --> 00:02:28,206 Yeah. 31 00:02:29,398 --> 00:02:30,430 Really. 32 00:02:33,828 --> 00:02:38,308 - This is disgusting, Beavis. - Yeah, it's sickening. 33 00:02:46,508 --> 00:02:49,320 - Look at this guy. - Yeah, yeah. 34 00:02:49,697 --> 00:02:51,942 - Look at his face. - Yeah, yeah. 35 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:56,366 - Look at his hair. - Yeah. 36 00:02:58,023 --> 00:03:00,832 - Look at his head. - Yeah, yeah. 37 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,943 - His whole head sucks. - Yeah. 38 00:03:04,944 --> 00:03:07,773 His chest is no picnic, either. 39 00:03:10,298 --> 00:03:14,978 - He looks like Horshack. - Yeah, with Epstein's hair. 40 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,480 Mi casa (My home) 41 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,560 Well guys, now is your chance to earn your daily bread. 42 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,760 Yeah, bread is cool. 43 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,440 Okay, here... 44 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,000 And here you go... 45 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,120 And don't forget these... 46 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:58,960 And try to use the natural sponges, but not my prized luffa, of course. 47 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:04,200 And, oh yes, you'll find the recycling bins out in garage. 48 00:04:06,180 --> 00:04:07,620 I don't get it. 49 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:11,660 He wants us to wear rubber gloves. 50 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,760 Yeah. Cool! 51 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:17,480 Oh, and one more thing, try to be careful. 52 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,880 In fact, make sure 53 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,960 you don't touch my irreplaceable 8track collection. 54 00:04:25,860 --> 00:04:29,800 Okay guys, have fun! And remember to recycle. 55 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:39,200 Hey Butt-Head, what are these things? 56 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:42,360 I don't know. 57 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,740 This one's broken. 58 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,760 Cool! 59 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,480 - Let's watch it. - Yeah. 60 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:08,060 It won't fit, Beavis. 61 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:12,160 It must fits somewhere. Maybe your butt. 62 00:05:25,140 --> 00:05:27,500 Hey Butt-Head, what we were supposed to do again? 63 00:05:28,900 --> 00:05:31,708 I think he said "Don't touch... 64 00:05:32,820 --> 00:05:34,380 the house." 65 00:05:35,220 --> 00:05:37,940 Weren't we supposed to, like, clean something? 66 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:41,380 Oh, yeah! The.. 67 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:42,860 the tapes! 68 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:44,752 Cool! 69 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:57,940 Hey Butt-Head, I know a cool way to dry these. 70 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:05,860 He is gonna pay us a lot of money for this. 71 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:11,100 Hello? 72 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:13,620 Hello Butt-Head? Hey, guess what. 73 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:16,980 I'm in the process of purchasing goods and services in order... 74 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:26,180 Butt-Head? What's that noise? 75 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,880 It's the dirt buster. 76 00:06:30,580 --> 00:06:33,660 Oh, great! I'm looking forward to see how you clean the house. 77 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:38,620 Clean the house. Okay. 78 00:06:39,686 --> 00:06:40,724 Bye. 79 00:06:51,018 --> 00:06:53,246 - Is this circus music? - Yeah. 80 00:07:05,966 --> 00:07:07,731 Bono sucks. 81 00:07:08,226 --> 00:07:11,806 - You said Bone...o - Yeah. 82 00:07:13,107 --> 00:07:16,507 - That's not Bono anyways, dumbass. - Oh. 83 00:07:24,936 --> 00:07:26,657 "With you!" 84 00:07:28,089 --> 00:07:30,683 How come English people are always whining? 85 00:07:30,707 --> 00:07:31,707 Yeah. 86 00:07:43,771 --> 00:07:45,560 Is that blood? 87 00:07:46,096 --> 00:07:48,594 - No, it's lip stick - Oh. 88 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:54,039 He's a lip stick wearing whining wussy. 89 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:04,040 Beavis, Butt-Head, I'm shocked! 90 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,720 Everything is so clean! 91 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,960 The conversation pit looks as neat as a pin. 92 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:15,140 Well, I don't know what you did, but you two are geniuses. 93 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:20,320 - We did an extra special job. - Yeah, 'cause you are special. 94 00:08:21,040 --> 00:08:24,400 Well guys, I'm glad you've taken our little lesson to heart. 95 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,720 And you certainly earned this, boys. 96 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:35,260 What a dork! 97 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,200 - He ripped us off! - Yeah. Work sucks! 98 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:45,720 What a wonderful job those boys did. That's... 99 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,916 My 8tracks! I'm gonna kill those little jerks! 100 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:10,495 - Yes! - Yes! 101 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:12,654 Boobs. 102 00:09:14,302 --> 00:09:17,715 - No. Oh no. - No. 103 00:09:19,076 --> 00:09:20,476 No! No! 104 00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:24,552 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes! 105 00:09:25,137 --> 00:09:26,176 Yeah. 106 00:09:27,632 --> 00:09:29,303 Oh, no. 107 00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:31,927 Yeah. 108 00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:44,047 What's wrong with his mouth? 109 00:09:44,866 --> 00:09:47,764 Yeah, his mouth sucks. 110 00:09:54,907 --> 00:09:56,070 Whoa. 111 00:10:01,641 --> 00:10:02,706 Uh. 112 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,530 Yeah. 113 00:10:08,048 --> 00:10:09,544 Drain the tub! 114 00:10:09,952 --> 00:10:13,583 - Yeah, and then scrub him with some pineal. - Yeah. 115 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:15,779 And then pour some drain salt on him. 116 00:10:15,805 --> 00:10:17,862 And watch it sizzle. 117 00:10:18,086 --> 00:10:19,693 That would be pretty cool. 118 00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:26,490 - I wish I had boobs like that. - Yeah. 119 00:10:26,934 --> 00:10:30,386 If I had boobs like that, I'd never leave the house. 120 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:37,192 If I'd leave the house, it's, like, I'd go get a mirror to look at my boobs. 8417

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