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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,954 TORNADO 2 00:00:11,380 --> 00:00:15,140 Okay, everybody! That cake should be ready now! 3 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,980 Why don't you sing a song, while I take it out of the oven? 4 00:00:19,100 --> 00:00:21,180 Stew-pendous! 5 00:00:21,900 --> 00:00:26,221 There's a cake in the oven so sweet and delicious. 6 00:00:26,380 --> 00:00:30,100 Yummy cake in the oven. We love doing cake. 7 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:36,020 I'm burning! Kids, help! 8 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:37,180 This sucks! 9 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:43,300 Cool! 10 00:00:43,820 --> 00:00:46,140 Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! 11 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:50,500 Don't bogart my log, dude! 12 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:56,360 Why did you enlist if you didn't want your breast fondled? 13 00:00:58,900 --> 00:01:00,140 Yeah, really. 14 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:04,760 Ahoy, weather fans! 15 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:08,300 Captain Dick Jackman here at the newscenter weather council. 16 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,256 My trusty radar tells me there is a line 17 00:01:10,257 --> 00:01:12,340 of tornadoes forming in the western canyon region. 18 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:16,860 I'll have devastation footage at six, plus the preschooler of the week! 19 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,184 Whoa! 20 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,660 - We're there, dude. - Yeah. 21 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:26,020 - Where? - The trailer park, dumbass. 22 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:27,360 Oh, yeah. 23 00:01:28,252 --> 00:01:30,287 Tornadoes are cool. 24 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:34,699 Yes! 25 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:37,834 - Now we're getting somewhere! - Yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:38,101 --> 00:01:40,089 Now we're getting somewhere. 27 00:01:42,038 --> 00:01:45,036 - Even the old dude is cool. - Yeah, yeah. 28 00:01:48,612 --> 00:01:51,314 - I like the tornado. - Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:59,122 --> 00:02:01,942 Almost everything in this video is cool. 30 00:02:03,227 --> 00:02:05,224 What do you mean "almost"? 31 00:02:05,729 --> 00:02:07,244 What else do you want? 32 00:02:12,269 --> 00:02:14,622 Well, it would be pretty cool, like, 33 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,540 if somebody puked. 34 00:02:23,046 --> 00:02:24,894 So let it be done. 35 00:02:28,518 --> 00:02:30,198 Check it out Beavis. 36 00:02:33,056 --> 00:02:37,393 - That was disgusting! - You asked for it, dude. 37 00:02:37,393 --> 00:02:40,129 Yeah, but I didn't ask for blood in it. 38 00:02:40,129 --> 00:02:42,198 That was beyond the limits of good taste. 39 00:03:05,006 --> 00:03:06,432 Tornadoes are cool. 40 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:09,047 They can drive matches through a two-by-four. 41 00:03:09,072 --> 00:03:10,130 Yeah. 42 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:14,110 A tornado could smash a puddle's face with a brick. 43 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,127 Yeah, it could suck a man's heart out of his chest 44 00:03:17,128 --> 00:03:19,343 and show it to him before he dies. 45 00:03:19,343 --> 00:03:20,386 Yeah. 46 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:23,010 They could like, pick up a phonebooth 47 00:03:23,011 --> 00:03:24,710 and move it five miles away 48 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:26,930 and then put it back without scratching it. 49 00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:42,830 Cool! 50 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:44,790 Hey Beavis, 51 00:03:45,470 --> 00:03:47,026 check out that trailer! 52 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:49,250 Yeah. 53 00:03:59,110 --> 00:04:02,610 Hi, I'm Lolita and this is Tanqueray. 54 00:04:02,830 --> 00:04:05,589 Since we're all about to die we were wondering 55 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:08,628 if you guys'd like to be our last boyfriends on Earth. 56 00:04:16,912 --> 00:04:18,908 - Okay. - Yeah. 57 00:04:19,630 --> 00:04:22,972 Great! Let's go inside! 58 00:04:45,390 --> 00:04:47,224 I'm getting a woodrow. 59 00:04:47,794 --> 00:04:48,848 Yeah. 60 00:04:50,550 --> 00:04:53,377 Hey baby, wanna... 61 00:04:57,590 --> 00:05:00,310 This sucks! We were gonna do it! 62 00:05:00,553 --> 00:05:02,570 You mean I was gonna do it. 63 00:05:02,790 --> 00:05:05,221 You were just gonna spank your monkey. 64 00:05:05,590 --> 00:05:07,590 You wish, dillweed. 65 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:13,195 This sucks! 66 00:05:36,172 --> 00:05:39,014 Wait a minute... What's this? 67 00:05:39,976 --> 00:05:41,538 This sucks! 68 00:05:42,581 --> 00:05:44,221 Yeah, it sucks! 69 00:05:52,555 --> 00:05:55,542 - Who's this? - Yeah, yeah. 70 00:05:56,092 --> 00:05:59,172 What's this buttmunch doing on a stage? 71 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:09,673 "You got a backstage pass, sir?" 72 00:06:10,465 --> 00:06:11,708 Yeah, yeah. 73 00:06:12,426 --> 00:06:14,379 ... world. 74 00:06:15,787 --> 00:06:17,163 ... human race. 75 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:34,518 - Where did this guy come from? - Yeah, yeah. 76 00:06:35,298 --> 00:06:37,332 Maybe he's just special. 77 00:06:38,742 --> 00:06:39,855 Yeah. 78 00:06:45,475 --> 00:06:50,237 Well, he is saying balls, and normally that would be pretty cool... 79 00:06:51,547 --> 00:06:55,128 Yeah, but under these circumstances, it sucks! 80 00:06:55,701 --> 00:07:00,741 Yeah, usually demolition and destruction is pretty cool too, 81 00:07:01,858 --> 00:07:05,419 but I don't know, it's, like, here, it just, like, it falls flat. 82 00:07:05,443 --> 00:07:06,544 Yeah, yeah. 83 00:07:06,663 --> 00:07:10,482 I think even if they had some fire in this video, it would still suck. 84 00:07:15,772 --> 00:07:19,479 Check it out: It's Krokus coming to kick their ass. 85 00:07:19,589 --> 00:07:20,603 Yeah, yeah. 86 00:07:21,711 --> 00:07:24,649 It's "The night of the living bands that suck". 87 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:42,610 Hey Butt-Head, you think those two chicks are alive? 88 00:07:42,630 --> 00:07:44,630 Of course not, assmunch. 89 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:47,754 - They would've try to find us by now. - Yeah. 90 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:54,030 Hi, I'm Lolita and this is Tanqueray. 91 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:57,070 A couple of skis might be trying to follow us. 92 00:07:57,190 --> 00:07:59,498 Can we stay with you guys for a while? 93 00:08:15,018 --> 00:08:20,169 - Whoa! She's one of those grubby girls. - Yeah, yeah. 94 00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:29,755 - She wants me... - Yeah. Me too. 95 00:08:35,544 --> 00:08:36,566 Whoa! 96 00:08:37,587 --> 00:08:40,022 - She just had sex? - Yeah. 97 00:08:40,022 --> 00:08:42,538 - Why don't they show that? - Yeah. 98 00:08:42,592 --> 00:08:44,594 She said she just had sex. 99 00:08:45,356 --> 00:08:47,406 It wasn't with any of those guys. 100 00:08:50,666 --> 00:08:55,389 If this video had some explosions, it would be the coolest video ever. 101 00:08:55,413 --> 00:08:58,052 Yeah, and like, if the music was cool too. 102 00:08:58,076 --> 00:09:01,364 Oh, yeah. And they'd have to have some, like, better singing. 103 00:09:01,388 --> 00:09:03,765 Yeah. And not those guys. 104 00:09:03,789 --> 00:09:06,093 Yeah, then it would rule! 105 00:09:13,589 --> 00:09:18,371 Check it out, Butt-Head. It's Mallory! It's that chick from Family Ties. 106 00:09:18,395 --> 00:09:24,308 - Yeah. This is really noisy. - Yeah. Noise is cool. 107 00:09:36,746 --> 00:09:38,807 This chick is weird. 108 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:42,764 This chick's mouth is crooked. 109 00:09:44,620 --> 00:09:46,304 I wonder why... 110 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:48,129 Yeah. 111 00:09:49,826 --> 00:09:51,466 Why is it crooked? 112 00:09:54,697 --> 00:09:56,005 I don't know. 113 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,518 Hey Beavis, 114 00:10:07,538 --> 00:10:11,231 the name of this song is "50 Foot Queenie". 115 00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:14,790 Yeah, I'd like a 50 foot queenie. 116 00:10:15,312 --> 00:10:19,156 - I'd like a 50 foot weenie. - Yeah yeah. 117 00:10:20,062 --> 00:10:21,863 That would be cool too. 8256

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