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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,162 --> 00:00:04,414 KIDNAPPED 2 00:00:04,860 --> 00:00:08,695 I'm a natural woman. A vaggie natural woman. 3 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:15,557 And that's why at the very first sign of itching I reach for Femme cream. 4 00:00:15,860 --> 00:00:18,360 Hey, I don't have time for yeast infection. 5 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,620 That's why I go with Gynolubement. 6 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:24,540 - Whoa! We gotta get some of that. - Yeah. 7 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:28,060 We don't have time for yeast infection either. 8 00:00:32,996 --> 00:00:35,342 - Holy crap! - Whoa! 9 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:38,147 What the hell is this crap? 10 00:00:38,763 --> 00:00:39,978 Oh my Gosh! 11 00:00:40,778 --> 00:00:42,761 Is this, like, a joke? 12 00:00:43,388 --> 00:00:47,463 - Yeah, yeah. - I think it's safe to say that this sucks. 13 00:00:47,487 --> 00:00:51,150 Yeah, it sucks. It sucks. 14 00:00:55,790 --> 00:00:59,378 I thought people usually look cool in leather jackets. 15 00:00:59,614 --> 00:01:00,705 Yeah. 16 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:04,310 What's wrong? How come these people all look like wussies? 17 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,389 Sometimes it just doesn't work, Beavis. 18 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:10,004 Maybe these are, like, vinyl jackets. 19 00:01:10,004 --> 00:01:14,555 No, they're leather. You can't polish a turd, Beavis. 20 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:19,180 Yeah, I tried that once, I got, like, some dog doo-doo, 21 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:23,184 and like, some black shoe polish, and then I like, 22 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:27,144 tried to polish it, but it's like, it's like, you can't polish a turd! 23 00:01:27,889 --> 00:01:30,665 - That's disgusting, Beavis! - Yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:34,129 I bet it was pretty cool to try, though. 25 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:40,751 - That cop should hit him. - Yeah. 26 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:45,035 "Krokus"? 27 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,780 No, he's saying "cool kids". 28 00:01:49,744 --> 00:01:53,574 - These are supposed to be cool kids? - Yeah, yeah. 29 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:58,079 I'd hate to see the un-cool kids! 30 00:02:00,722 --> 00:02:03,596 - This sucks! - Yeah. 31 00:02:06,024 --> 00:02:07,416 Whoa! 32 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:10,885 - It's Barbie! - Yeah. 33 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:14,848 They oughta get some dude without a wiener to play Ken. 34 00:02:16,103 --> 00:02:18,300 Why don't you go for it, Beavis? 35 00:02:19,088 --> 00:02:20,793 Shut up, Butt-Head! 36 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,250 This chick has more teeth than most people. 37 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,038 Yeah. Bite me! 38 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:34,359 She looks like that chick in the mall. 39 00:02:34,889 --> 00:02:36,402 Chicken what? 40 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,656 That chick in the mall! 41 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:42,062 That chicken? What do you mean? 42 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:45,500 No, asswipe! I'm talking about that chick! 43 00:02:46,485 --> 00:02:49,048 Oh, you mean that chick that works at Chick-fil-A? 44 00:02:49,049 --> 00:02:50,280 That chicken place? 45 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:53,217 What's your problem, Beavis? I'm not talking about chicken! 46 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:57,013 Pull your thumb out of your ear and put it back in your butt! 47 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,273 Shut up, Butt-Head! 48 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:02,309 You did talk about chicken! You said that chicken mall! 49 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,560 I said that chick in the mall! 50 00:03:08,990 --> 00:03:12,801 - This video is upbeat. - Yeah. 51 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:15,758 It makes me want to get up and beat it. 52 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:18,563 You said "up". 53 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:25,795 This makes me feel good. 54 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,615 This video? 55 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,925 No, this. 56 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:36,540 This Saturday! Sunset to sunrise 57 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:41,300 bang your head 'till your ears bleed! At the Civic Amphitheater! 58 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:46,620 It's Slayer, Metallica, Megadeth and Color Me Badd. 59 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:50,960 It's a lot of metal, it's Mucho Metal! 60 00:03:50,961 --> 00:03:52,900 Tickets 23 $ available at all ticket vendor locations 61 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,860 Alcove Boulevard, Fairmont... 62 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,820 But hurry, selling Friday! 63 00:03:58,195 --> 00:04:01,738 Whoa! Hey Beavis, your nose is bleeding. 64 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,340 Cool! 65 00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:07,243 We're there dude! Got any money? 66 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,339 45 Cents. How about you? 67 00:04:15,340 --> 00:04:19,363 I spent all my money playing Zeltar. Got something we can sell? 68 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:21,860 Sperm? 69 00:04:23,185 --> 00:04:24,284 Yeah. 70 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:46,820 Cool. 71 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,460 Hi Beavis. Hi Butt-Head. 72 00:04:52,620 --> 00:04:54,400 The front door is open. 73 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,080 Anyone can come walking into your house. 74 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:59,340 Remember the Katie Beers tragedy? 75 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:02,120 He said "beers". 76 00:05:02,180 --> 00:05:04,100 Not like "beer". 77 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:07,001 Like that girl who was kidnapped by a family 78 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,612 friend and locked up under that house. 79 00:05:10,657 --> 00:05:11,679 Cool! 80 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:14,019 Hey, if you two aren't careful, 81 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:17,887 you could get kidnapped too and held for ransom. 82 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,180 Hey, uh... Stewart, 83 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,720 how much money do you parents have? 84 00:05:29,180 --> 00:05:32,400 Oh, I would say more than average. 85 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:34,675 And they got 46 dollars? 86 00:05:34,692 --> 00:05:37,180 Oh, even more than that. 87 00:05:37,740 --> 00:05:39,780 - In fact my... - So, uh, Stewart 88 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:44,060 do you think they ... love you? 89 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:48,740 Of course they love me! I'm their only son, and well-- 90 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,480 Hey Stewart, 91 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:52,760 wanna watch TV with us? 92 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,140 Yeah! 93 00:05:54,699 --> 00:05:55,775 Whoa! 94 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:59,660 This is great! Hanging with you guys. 95 00:05:59,679 --> 00:06:01,146 Ah, yeah. 96 00:06:02,980 --> 00:06:04,780 I have to go to the bathroom. 97 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,560 Hey Beavis, come with me for a second! 98 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:12,060 Choke your own chicken, dude! What's wrong with you? 99 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:15,600 You, uh, have to... Just come here! 100 00:06:15,620 --> 00:06:17,060 No way! 101 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,280 What's your problem, butthole? 102 00:06:25,383 --> 00:06:26,569 Whoa! 103 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,486 - That was pretty cool. - Yeah, yeah. 104 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:38,261 Check it out, Butt-Head, it's that little dude. 105 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,448 What are you talking about, Beavis? 106 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,758 Wasn't that that kid from "Webster"? 107 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:48,442 Oh, yeah. 108 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,883 Is this Skynyrd? 109 00:07:01,161 --> 00:07:02,377 Yeah, yeah. 110 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,023 - This is pretty cool. - Yeah. 111 00:07:08,329 --> 00:07:12,468 Hey Arnold, where are Willis and Kimberly? 112 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:19,194 - I wonder if they stand in the same jail. - Yeah. 113 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,129 Right alongside "Danny Bonerduce". 114 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:27,937 Danny Bonaduce! Bonaduce! Bonaduce! Bonaduce! 115 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:45,152 Check this out: he's gonna say it. 116 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,959 Say it! Say it! 117 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,471 Say it! Say it, bumwipe! 118 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:53,155 "Whatcha talkin' about"? 119 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:04,500 We have to call Stewart's parents now and ask for money, remember? 120 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,260 Oh, oh yeah. 121 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,720 Here, you talking, disguise your voice. 122 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,080 - Hello. - And thanks for calling. 123 00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:18,760 We are not here to take your call. 124 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:21,520 But if you leave a message at the sound of the tone 125 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,060 - ...we will get back to you... - ...in two shakes of a lamb's tail! 126 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,600 Good, honey. 127 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:32,900 We're, like, kidnappers or something. 128 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:36,348 - And we want some... money. - Yeah. 129 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,360 Call us back immediately. 130 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:42,620 That was cool. 131 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,640 Hi guys. 132 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,600 You're back just in time for "Full House". 133 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,900 That uncle Joey is funny, huh? 134 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,360 - This sucks. - Yeah. 135 00:08:55,397 --> 00:08:57,760 We should've kidnap someone cool. 136 00:09:01,593 --> 00:09:04,099 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes! 137 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:08,113 Cool! White Zombie rules! 138 00:09:17,131 --> 00:09:21,884 I saw these guys! I went to this concert and I kicked butt down in the pit! 139 00:09:21,893 --> 00:09:24,169 No you didn't. Liar. 140 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,901 You stood outside and tried to sneak in. 141 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,536 No way, Butt-Head. 142 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:32,188 Then you got your ass kicked by that big fat bouncer 143 00:09:32,189 --> 00:09:34,975 when you tried to sneak backstage. 144 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:38,043 No way Butt-Head, I'm talking about a different time. You weren't there. 145 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,859 Yeah, right... liar. 146 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:45,911 Now, keep your mouth shut. This video is cool. 147 00:09:45,935 --> 00:09:46,935 Oh, yeah. 148 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:11,198 Hey Beavis, this song is called "Welcome to planet M.F." 149 00:10:12,033 --> 00:10:15,988 Yeah, yeah. What do you think M.F. stands for? 150 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,959 Let's see, M.F. .... 151 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,298 Pretty Cool? 152 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,810 Yeah, yeah. Pretty cool. 153 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,101 This kidnapping sucks. 154 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,257 Yeah. 155 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:44,580 Let's tape him to the floor and drool on him. 156 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:49,520 Hey Beavis, you know, we could, like, go to jail for this. 157 00:10:50,423 --> 00:10:52,829 Yeah, that would be cool. 158 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:57,040 We'd have, like, lift weights and get tattoos. 159 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:03,860 - Get the remote from him. - Give me that! 160 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:09,300 Yeah Stewart, you can't watch and eat at the same time, you'd get car sick. 161 00:11:09,448 --> 00:11:10,739 Yeah, yeah. 162 00:11:11,140 --> 00:11:12,620 Car sick. 163 00:11:13,708 --> 00:11:15,760 Let's watch something cool. 164 00:11:27,036 --> 00:11:28,142 Butt-Head? 165 00:11:29,813 --> 00:11:30,975 Butt-Head? 166 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,528 Come on Butt-Head, this is folk music. Change it! 167 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:37,780 No way. The song gets cool later. 168 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,108 Come on Butt-Head, we can watch something else 169 00:11:45,109 --> 00:11:47,138 then we can change it back when it's cool. 170 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,672 Dammit Beavis, it's gonna get cool. 171 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,018 - Let go of your hang ups. - Oh, yeah. 172 00:12:06,997 --> 00:12:10,009 - Yes! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 173 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:15,455 - I told you, dude. - Yeah, yeah, this video is cool! 174 00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:30,324 Yeah. 175 00:12:32,009 --> 00:12:33,905 I like that part where it goes: 176 00:12:39,248 --> 00:12:40,879 Shut up Beavis! 177 00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:45,052 I like it too, but you don't have to slobber all over me. 178 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:54,159 - These guys have all done it. - Yeah, yeah. 179 00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,771 I bet these guys have done it more than once. 180 00:12:56,772 --> 00:12:59,929 Yeah, yeah. That's when you're really cool. 181 00:13:14,514 --> 00:13:17,351 Hey, this is really fun! 182 00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:20,785 You guys up for Erkel and some cheddar corn? 183 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,870 - This sucks. - Yeah. 184 00:13:23,910 --> 00:13:25,970 When's his mom gonna call? 185 00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:29,090 Did I do thaaaat? 186 00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,210 Come on over guys. 187 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,030 This sucks. I can't take it anymore. 188 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,010 Yeah, let's call his mom. 189 00:13:37,070 --> 00:13:40,110 I already called, like, this many times. 190 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:45,790 - Maybe his parents don't want him back? - Would you? 191 00:13:46,310 --> 00:13:48,790 Look! Balki! 192 00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,170 I love him! 193 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,690 What do we do now? 194 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,630 Hey Stewart, leave! 195 00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:58,150 What? 196 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,470 Go away! Get out of my house! 197 00:14:01,494 --> 00:14:03,943 Oh, well... 198 00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:08,270 Alright, I'm gonna hit the Star Trek convention at the Days Inn. 199 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,430 George "Mr. Sulu" Takei is gonna be there. 200 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:15,690 Then I'm going to the Civic Amphitheater for the Mucho Metal concert. 201 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:16,910 - Huh? - Whoa! 202 00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:19,190 My plate is full. 203 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:21,070 Later, amigos! 204 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,990 That's spanish for pals. 205 00:14:25,710 --> 00:14:27,590 He's going and we're not. 206 00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:42,410 I thought Mucho Metal without Beavis and Butt-Head? No way! 207 00:14:42,670 --> 00:14:44,550 Look! A frisbee! 208 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,510 This is a cool concert. 209 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,810 How come we're having such a sucky time? 210 00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:59,590 These boys from Slayer really know how to "shed". Don't they, Butt-Head? 211 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:02,690 I'm Beavis. Cut it out! 212 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:06,310 - Dried apricot, dear? - No, thank you. 213 00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:09,130 I don't like stuff that sucks. 214 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:18,610 I know. Let's start a wave. 215 00:15:24,070 --> 00:15:26,490 Faster Beavis, someone'd like, see us. 216 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:42,772 Naughty, naughty, very naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty. 217 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:06,909 These guys are from that country where everything sucks. 218 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:12,765 Yeah. And they all talk like wussies. Naughty! Very naughty! 219 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,470 People from that country are stupid. 220 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,584 "I do say, old chap, time to choke my chicken!" 221 00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:23,878 Yeah. Bloody well right. 222 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:32,402 Slow down... slow down... slow down. 223 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:35,828 Yeah, slow down or shut up! 224 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:37,776 Slow down. 225 00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:42,249 Hey Butt-Head, I feel a seizure coming on. 226 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,080 - That was cool. - Yeah. 227 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,858 At least something good came out of this video. 228 00:16:54,882 --> 00:16:56,296 Yeah, yeah. 229 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:15,350 I feel really badly that we got separated from your friends, honey. 230 00:17:16,030 --> 00:17:17,170 Oh, don't worry mother. 231 00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:21,190 When a boy gets to be Stew's age he can take care of himself. 232 00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,810 Okay son, up to bed now! 233 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,610 We're, like, kidnappers or something. 234 00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:33,121 - And we want some... money. - Yeah. 235 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,269 - Call us back immediately! - Oh, no! 236 00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:37,690 Beavis and Butt-Head are being kidnapped! 237 00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,910 Is this Stew's dad? 238 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:45,710 - We are the kidnappers. - Disguise your voice. 239 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:48,050 Shut up Beavis! 240 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:52,734 - We want some money. - That's cool, yeah. 241 00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:56,190 Stewart's parents? 242 00:17:58,019 --> 00:17:59,114 Yeah. 243 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,750 Hello? 244 00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:03,092 Nevermind. 245 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,585 What's this crap? 246 00:18:22,513 --> 00:18:26,148 Yeah. This chick looks like that one porno star. 247 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:30,101 No way Beavis, that's that chick from that Hairspray movie. 248 00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:31,166 Oh, yeah. 249 00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:40,229 Hey Beavis, 250 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,268 - this chick's real name is Deborah Harry. - Yeah. 251 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:47,390 So, like, if you looked up her name in the phonebook, 252 00:18:48,177 --> 00:18:50,740 it would say "Harry Deborah". 253 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,607 How come? 254 00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:58,394 I don't know, they always put 'em backwards. 255 00:18:58,418 --> 00:18:59,418 Oh, yeah. 256 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,253 - Look at this dork! - Yeah. 257 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,929 What is this, "Battle of the Dorks?" 258 00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:10,113 I think we have a winner. 259 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,812 I think we have a wiener. 260 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,485 This looks like one of those commercials for K-tel Records. 261 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,573 Yeah. 262 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,611 Hey, Beavis! "I hear disco is making a comeback." 263 00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:31,887 Yeah. "Just dial 1-800-WUSS!" 264 00:19:41,928 --> 00:19:46,037 Whoa! Beastie Boys are cool. 265 00:19:46,732 --> 00:19:47,961 Yeah, yeah. 266 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,889 Check it out Butt-Head, now they even play their own instruments! 267 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:54,274 They rock! 268 00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:57,435 They rock! They rock! 269 00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:02,566 Yeah. I wish I could rock like this. 270 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:12,470 - Look at his pants. - Yeah, yeah. 271 00:20:12,494 --> 00:20:14,714 Anderson's pants do that sometimes. 272 00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:18,630 Yeah. Except he's not cool. 273 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,696 - Hey, who is that? - That's like, the extra Beastie Boy. 274 00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:33,011 Whoa! You mean they got, uh... four of them now? 275 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,605 Yeah. Plus that guy. 276 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,063 Oh yeah. 277 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,089 Look at his face! 278 00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:49,793 Yeah, yeah. His face is cool. 279 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,839 If I had a face like that, 280 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,837 - I would, like, be pretty cool. - Yeah, yeah. 281 00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:04,223 - Check it out, a giraffe. - Yeah, giraffes are cool. 20265

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