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KIDNAPPED
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I'm a natural woman.
A vaggie natural woman.
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And that's why at the very first sign of
itching I reach for Femme cream.
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Hey, I don't have time for
yeast infection.
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That's why I go with Gynolubement.
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- Whoa! We gotta get some of that.
- Yeah.
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We don't have time for
yeast infection either.
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- Holy crap!
- Whoa!
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What the hell is this crap?
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Oh my Gosh!
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Is this, like, a joke?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- I think it's safe to say that this sucks.
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Yeah, it sucks.
It sucks.
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I thought people usually
look cool in leather jackets.
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Yeah.
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What's wrong? How come these
people all look like wussies?
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Sometimes it just doesn't work, Beavis.
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Maybe these are, like, vinyl jackets.
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No, they're leather.
You can't polish a turd, Beavis.
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Yeah, I tried that once,
I got, like, some dog doo-doo,
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and like, some black shoe polish,
and then I like,
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tried to polish it, but it's like,
it's like, you can't polish a turd!
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- That's disgusting, Beavis!
- Yeah, yeah.
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I bet it was pretty cool to try, though.
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- That cop should hit him.
- Yeah.
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"Krokus"?
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No, he's saying "cool kids".
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- These are supposed to be cool kids?
- Yeah, yeah.
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I'd hate to see the un-cool kids!
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- This sucks!
- Yeah.
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Whoa!
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- It's Barbie!
- Yeah.
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They oughta get some dude
without a wiener to play Ken.
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Why don't you go for it, Beavis?
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Shut up, Butt-Head!
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This chick has more
teeth than most people.
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Yeah.
Bite me!
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She looks like that chick in the mall.
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Chicken what?
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That chick in the mall!
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That chicken?
What do you mean?
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No, asswipe!
I'm talking about that chick!
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Oh, you mean that chick
that works at Chick-fil-A?
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That chicken place?
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What's your problem, Beavis?
I'm not talking about chicken!
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Pull your thumb out of your ear
and put it back in your butt!
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Shut up, Butt-Head!
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You did talk about chicken!
You said that chicken mall!
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I said that chick in the mall!
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- This video is upbeat.
- Yeah.
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It makes me want to
get up and beat it.
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You said "up".
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This makes me feel good.
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This video?
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No, this.
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This Saturday! Sunset to sunrise
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bang your head 'till your ears bleed!
At the Civic Amphitheater!
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It's Slayer, Metallica,
Megadeth and Color Me Badd.
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It's a lot of metal,
it's Mucho Metal!
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Tickets 23 $ available at all
ticket vendor locations
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Alcove Boulevard,
Fairmont...
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But hurry, selling Friday!
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Whoa! Hey Beavis,
your nose is bleeding.
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Cool!
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We're there dude! Got any money?
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45 Cents.
How about you?
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I spent all my money playing Zeltar.
Got something we can sell?
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Sperm?
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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Hi Beavis. Hi Butt-Head.
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The front door is open.
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Anyone can come walking
into your house.
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Remember the Katie Beers tragedy?
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He said "beers".
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Not like "beer".
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Like that girl who was
kidnapped by a family
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friend and locked
up under that house.
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Cool!
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Hey, if you two aren't careful,
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you could get kidnapped too
and held for ransom.
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Hey, uh... Stewart,
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how much money do you parents have?
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Oh, I would say more than average.
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And they got 46 dollars?
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Oh, even more than that.
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- In fact my...
- So, uh, Stewart
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do you think they ...
love you?
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Of course they love me!
I'm their only son, and well--
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Hey Stewart,
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wanna watch TV with us?
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Yeah!
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Whoa!
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This is great!
Hanging with you guys.
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Ah, yeah.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
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Hey Beavis, come with me
for a second!
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Choke your own chicken, dude!
What's wrong with you?
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You, uh, have to...
Just come here!
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No way!
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What's your problem, butthole?
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Whoa!
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- That was pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Check it out, Butt-Head,
it's that little dude.
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What are you talking about, Beavis?
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Wasn't that that kid from "Webster"?
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Oh, yeah.
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Is this Skynyrd?
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Yeah, yeah.
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- This is pretty cool.
- Yeah.
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Hey Arnold,
where are Willis and Kimberly?
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- I wonder if they stand in the same jail.
- Yeah.
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Right alongside "Danny Bonerduce".
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Danny Bonaduce! Bonaduce!
Bonaduce! Bonaduce!
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Check this out:
he's gonna say it.
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Say it! Say it!
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Say it!
Say it, bumwipe!
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"Whatcha talkin' about"?
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We have to call Stewart's parents now
and ask for money, remember?
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Oh, oh yeah.
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Here, you talking, disguise your voice.
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- Hello.
- And thanks for calling.
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We are not here to take your call.
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But if you leave a message
at the sound of the tone
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- ...we will get back to you...
- ...in two shakes of a lamb's tail!
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Good, honey.
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We're, like, kidnappers or something.
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- And we want some... money.
- Yeah.
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Call us back immediately.
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That was cool.
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Hi guys.
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You're back just in time
for "Full House".
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That uncle Joey is funny, huh?
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- This sucks.
- Yeah.
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We should've kidnap someone cool.
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- Yes! Yes!
- Yes! Yes!
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Cool! White Zombie rules!
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I saw these guys! I went to this
concert and I kicked butt down in the pit!
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No you didn't. Liar.
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You stood outside and tried to sneak in.
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No way, Butt-Head.
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Then you got your ass kicked
by that big fat bouncer
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when you tried to sneak backstage.
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No way Butt-Head, I'm talking
about a different time. You weren't there.
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Yeah, right... liar.
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Now, keep your mouth shut.
This video is cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey Beavis, this song is called
"Welcome to planet M.F."
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Yeah, yeah.
What do you think M.F. stands for?
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Let's see, M.F. ....
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Pretty Cool?
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Yeah, yeah.
Pretty cool.
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This kidnapping sucks.
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Yeah.
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Let's tape him to the
floor and drool on him.
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Hey Beavis, you know, we could,
like, go to jail for this.
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Yeah, that would be cool.
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We'd have, like, lift
weights and get tattoos.
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- Get the remote from him.
- Give me that!
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Yeah Stewart, you can't watch and eat
at the same time, you'd get car sick.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Car sick.
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Let's watch something cool.
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Butt-Head?
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Butt-Head?
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Come on Butt-Head, this is
folk music. Change it!
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No way.
The song gets cool later.
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Come on Butt-Head, we can
watch something else
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then we can change it
back when it's cool.
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Dammit Beavis,
it's gonna get cool.
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- Let go of your hang ups.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Yes!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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- I told you, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, this video is cool!
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Yeah.
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I like that part where it goes:
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Shut up Beavis!
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I like it too, but you don't
have to slobber all over me.
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- These guys have all done it.
- Yeah, yeah.
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I bet these guys have
done it more than once.
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Yeah, yeah.
That's when you're really cool.
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Hey, this is really fun!
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You guys up for Erkel
and some cheddar corn?
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- This sucks.
- Yeah.
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When's his mom gonna call?
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Did I do thaaaat?
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Come on over guys.
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This sucks.
I can't take it anymore.
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Yeah, let's call his mom.
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I already called, like, this many times.
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- Maybe his parents don't want him back?
- Would you?
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Look! Balki!
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I love him!
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What do we do now?
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Hey Stewart, leave!
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What?
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Go away!
Get out of my house!
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Oh, well...
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Alright, I'm gonna hit the
Star Trek convention at the Days Inn.
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George "Mr. Sulu" Takei
is gonna be there.
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Then I'm going to the Civic Amphitheater
for the Mucho Metal concert.
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- Huh?
- Whoa!
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My plate is full.
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Later, amigos!
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That's spanish for pals.
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He's going and we're not.
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I thought Mucho Metal without
Beavis and Butt-Head? No way!
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Look! A frisbee!
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This is a cool concert.
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How come we're having such a sucky time?
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These boys from Slayer really know
how to "shed". Don't they, Butt-Head?
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I'm Beavis.
Cut it out!
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- Dried apricot, dear?
- No, thank you.
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I don't like stuff that sucks.
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I know.
Let's start a wave.
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Faster Beavis, someone'd like, see us.
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Naughty, naughty, very naughty,
naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty.
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These guys are from that
country where everything sucks.
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Yeah. And they all talk like wussies.
Naughty! Very naughty!
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People from that country are stupid.
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"I do say, old chap,
time to choke my chicken!"
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Yeah.
Bloody well right.
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Slow down... slow down...
slow down.
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Yeah, slow down or shut up!
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Slow down.
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Hey Butt-Head, I feel a seizure coming on.
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- That was cool.
- Yeah.
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At least something good
came out of this video.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I feel really badly that we got
separated from your friends, honey.
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Oh, don't worry mother.
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When a boy gets to be Stew's age
he can take care of himself.
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Okay son, up to bed now!
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We're, like, kidnappers or something.
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- And we want some... money.
- Yeah.
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- Call us back immediately!
- Oh, no!
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Beavis and Butt-Head are being kidnapped!
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Is this Stew's dad?
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- We are the kidnappers.
- Disguise your voice.
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Shut up Beavis!
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- We want some money.
- That's cool, yeah.
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Stewart's parents?
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Yeah.
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Hello?
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Nevermind.
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What's this crap?
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Yeah. This chick looks like
that one porno star.
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No way Beavis, that's that chick
from that Hairspray movie.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey Beavis,
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- this chick's real name is Deborah Harry.
- Yeah.
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So, like, if you looked up
her name in the phonebook,
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it would say "Harry Deborah".
253
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How come?
254
00:18:56,036 --> 00:18:58,394
I don't know, they always
put 'em backwards.
255
00:18:58,418 --> 00:18:59,418
Oh, yeah.
256
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,253
- Look at this dork!
- Yeah.
257
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,929
What is this, "Battle of the Dorks?"
258
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I think we have a winner.
259
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,812
I think we have a wiener.
260
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,485
This looks like one of those
commercials for K-tel Records.
261
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,573
Yeah.
262
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,611
Hey, Beavis! "I hear disco is
making a comeback."
263
00:19:27,635 --> 00:19:31,887
Yeah.
"Just dial 1-800-WUSS!"
264
00:19:41,928 --> 00:19:46,037
Whoa! Beastie
Boys are cool.
265
00:19:46,732 --> 00:19:47,961
Yeah, yeah.
266
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Check it out Butt-Head, now they
even play their own instruments!
267
00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:54,274
They rock!
268
00:19:55,145 --> 00:19:57,435
They rock!
They rock!
269
00:19:58,574 --> 00:20:02,566
Yeah. I wish
I could rock like this.
270
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- Look at his pants.
- Yeah, yeah.
271
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Anderson's pants do that sometimes.
272
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:18,630
Yeah. Except he's not cool.
273
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:27,696
- Hey, who is that?
- That's like, the extra Beastie Boy.
274
00:20:27,985 --> 00:20:33,011
Whoa! You mean they got,
uh... four of them now?
275
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,605
Yeah. Plus that guy.
276
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Oh yeah.
277
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,089
Look at his face!
278
00:20:46,844 --> 00:20:49,793
Yeah, yeah.
His face is cool.
279
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If I had a face like that,
280
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:57,837
- I would, like, be pretty cool.
- Yeah, yeah.
281
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- Check it out, a giraffe.
- Yeah, giraffes are cool.
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