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COUCH-FISHING
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The piranhas savage reputation
is lastly undeserved.
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Far from being a dangerous man eater.
She is in reality a vegetarian.
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Dining exclusively of the
sweet freshly cloves...
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Zut alors!
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That fish just ate his butt.
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Yeah, fish are cool.
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Yeah.
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- Hey Beavis.
- What?
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- Let's go fishing.
- You mean, like, for fish and stuff?
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- Yeah.
- I'm there dude.
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Cool!
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- Hey Butt-Head.
- Huh?
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Don't we need, like, an
ocean or something?
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Oh yeah.
I forgot.
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- Hey Beavis! Couch fishing!
- Yeah!
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Couch fishing!
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Hey Beavis,
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have you ever, like,
gone to a public pool,
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and then, like, gone underwater
and looked at people's butts?
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Yeah. That's cool.
I do that all the time!
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- This is wuss music!
- Yeah.
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These guys are pretty cool, but
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this lead singer looks like
Patrick Swayze and he, like...
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Shut up Beavis,
these guys are cool!
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- Yeah! Chicks! That's more like it.
- Yeah.
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Hey Beavis,
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- you think she is naked?
- Yeah.
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He's gonna touch her.
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- You find any couch bait yet?
- Yeah, I think so.
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Cool!
It's some old pizza.
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That's cool.
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Hey Butt-Head, where did
you get the fishing rod?
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Anderson's toolshed.
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Did you see his tool in there?
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No.
Just his rod.
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Hey, shut up!
I got something.
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Whoa!
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Killer-raccoon-fish.
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Yeah.
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My turn.
Get some bait.
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Whoa! I found your
old Walkman.
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Looks like it's broken.
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Yeah. 'Cause you sat on it,
lord-butt?
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Oh yeah.
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That was cool.
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Whoa...
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A zener diode!
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Whoa!
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- Sounds like a big one, dude.
- Yeah.
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Hey, cut it out you guys!
This really hurts.
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Come on!
Stop it already!
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Stewart-Fish.
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Bring him slow.
We don't want him to get away.
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Yeah.
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Guys!
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Hey Butt-Head,
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I think I found some
more couch bait.
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Whoa.
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I heard you get a wicked head rush
if you breathe prune box air.
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Dumbass.
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You fartknocker!
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My heavens! A perfectly good box of prunes
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discarded on the sidewalk, probably by
some poor naive youngster.
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Too young to appreciate the
subtle delights of nature's prune.
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Prunes suck!
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Yeah, and they look like turds.
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Whoa!
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Oh my...
Oh my godness.
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Oh no, not another elderly woman
flying down the street.
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Will they never learn?
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Oh my...
I seem to have fallen down.
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Sorry about that.
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Yeah. It won't happen again.
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Hello? What happened to my spectacles?
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Your testicles?
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I don't want be a party pooper
or anything, but
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don't you think this couch-fishing thing
is a... I don't know, kind of irresponsable?
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Yeah. You wanna try it?
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Really?
I can hang with you guys?
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I guess...
Kind of.
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Whoa!
This is cool!
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Yeah, yeah!
Sometimes I try to do things
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and it doesn't work out the
way I wanted and I…
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Shut up, Beavis!
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Yeah... yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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It's like, people always say:
"Hey Beavis,
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Beavis, we've been known you've
been having a lot of problems".
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- Shut up, Beavis!
- Yeah.
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But it's just, I get all frustrated,
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and I start, like, kicking stuff
and burning things, and…
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Settle down, Beavis!
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- I feel your pain.
- Yeah.
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Me too.
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- This dude's into a lot of stress.
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Yeah. It's like, people say:
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"Hey Beavis, maybe we can talk about it,
you'll feel better".
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I say "Just leave me alone,
and I'll figure it out by myself",
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and they keep saying "Beavis, Beavis",
and I, like, I don't know what to do…
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Come on, shut up, Beavis!
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About once a year they play something
cool, and you have to talk through it.
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Oh yeah.
This is cool!
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This is great, guys. Maybe we can
hang out together from now on.
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Hey, I don't get it,
what's so funny?
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So, doing a little couch-fishing, are we?
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- As if I couldn't have guessed.
- But...
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Don't come in here with your
"but" young man! Just drop the rod.
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I'm placing you under arrest.
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It's, like, we tried to stop him, officer.
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Yeah.
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But we couldn't. He
hit us and stuff.
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Yeah.
He tried to bite Beavis's butt.
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Yeah, I'm sure you did
your best, boys.
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Now, in the future,
just make sure to keep all fishing rods
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safely out of the hands of
of juvenile delinquence.
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You got it, dude.
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All right, you punk!
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- Let's get you down to the station.
- No, no stop my dad will sue..
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Shut up you, punk!
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- You wait and...
- Shut up!
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Heaven's me! Has anybody
seen my spectacles?
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Whoa!
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- Is this the Black Crowes?
- Yeah.
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Wait a minute,
this isn't Black Crowes.
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- This is cool!
- Yeah, yeah.
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These guys are cool!
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Yeah... yeah, yeah.
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Hey Beavis,
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who are these guys?
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I think they just went on tour
with Anthrax and White Zombie.
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Oh yeah.
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- These are cool.
- Yeah.
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