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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,644 --> 00:00:03,600 CARWASH 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:07,560 Of course we cannot accept that. 3 00:00:07,578 --> 00:00:10,740 Everyone knows the country's full name is Outer Mongolia. 4 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,480 You dumbass! 5 00:00:12,959 --> 00:00:15,293 Of course, as always, I would remind you 6 00:00:15,295 --> 00:00:17,730 to phrase your responses in form of a question. 7 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:20,010 What are you? A dumbass? 8 00:00:21,045 --> 00:00:23,488 I'll take "Cars" for 200. 9 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:26,860 Consumer advocate Ralph Nader called this sporty GM model 10 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,200 introduced in 1959 "Unsafe at any speed". 11 00:00:30,689 --> 00:00:32,471 What is a "Corvair"? 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,720 Correct. Tabitha, you can control the board. 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,360 You dumbass! 14 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,080 I'll take "Health" for 400, Alex. 15 00:00:41,183 --> 00:00:42,752 Whether you are healthy or sick 16 00:00:42,755 --> 00:00:45,800 doctors agree you need a complete one of these once a year. 17 00:00:46,162 --> 00:00:47,880 What's a shower? 18 00:00:48,515 --> 00:00:51,466 Dude, if you have to ask you'll never know. 19 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,000 I think "Love connection" is on channel 5. 20 00:00:57,940 --> 00:01:01,426 Okay, Tabitha, how much are you willing to wager on your knowledge of opera. 21 00:01:02,004 --> 00:01:04,024 I bet 10.000 dollars, Alex. 22 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:08,600 Cool! The battery's leaking acid. 23 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:11,660 That's not cool, dude. 24 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,020 A new battery will cost two bucks at least. 25 00:01:23,337 --> 00:01:25,955 I don't know where we gonna get that kind of cash. 26 00:01:28,517 --> 00:01:33,264 - Cool! - Yeah, this is pretty cool. 27 00:01:33,623 --> 00:01:35,089 Hey Butt-Head, check it out. 28 00:01:44,964 --> 00:01:48,368 You screwing it up, assmunch! That's not how it goes. 29 00:01:49,572 --> 00:01:53,409 I didn't screw it up. You just don't know how to groove, white boy. 30 00:01:53,409 --> 00:01:57,318 - Beavis, don't make me smack you again. - Oh yeah. 31 00:02:13,148 --> 00:02:14,433 Whoa! 32 00:02:15,598 --> 00:02:18,138 - Their faces are like, gold. - Yeah. 33 00:02:19,101 --> 00:02:21,434 Like that movie "Goldfinger". 34 00:02:22,372 --> 00:02:25,287 - Where they cover that chick in gold. - Yeah. 35 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,498 That was cool. 36 00:02:28,577 --> 00:02:33,770 Then at the end of the movie "007" takes that tattoo dude. 37 00:02:33,771 --> 00:02:35,893 And put him in his suitcase 38 00:02:36,641 --> 00:02:39,516 - and strings him up on a pool. - Yeah. 39 00:02:40,489 --> 00:02:43,277 And... and... you said pool. 40 00:02:52,768 --> 00:02:55,571 - These guys rock. - Yeah. 41 00:02:55,604 --> 00:02:58,233 - And their hair is cool. - Yeah. 42 00:03:06,649 --> 00:03:09,385 - Did I mention that this was cool? - Yeah. 43 00:03:09,385 --> 00:03:11,299 This kicks butt! 44 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:17,990 Hey Beavis, 45 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,589 next car that comes down the street, you run in front of it, 46 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,588 pretend to get hit. And then act like you hurt your liver or something. 47 00:03:25,755 --> 00:03:27,596 Yeah, cool! 48 00:03:28,795 --> 00:03:29,953 What for, dude? 49 00:03:30,020 --> 00:03:32,052 I'll say I'm, like, your lawyer, 50 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:35,383 and I'll tell the driver to, like, pay us off, so we don't sue. 51 00:03:36,027 --> 00:03:38,198 We could make ten bucks. 52 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,500 We're there dude. 53 00:03:42,379 --> 00:03:44,419 Whoa, check it out. 54 00:03:48,784 --> 00:03:50,969 These are some cool wheels. 55 00:03:51,219 --> 00:03:54,617 I bet if we, like, had this kind of car, we could, you know... 56 00:03:55,306 --> 00:03:57,147 ...drive girls around in it. 57 00:03:57,562 --> 00:03:58,572 Cool! 58 00:03:59,616 --> 00:04:01,072 What for, dude? 59 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:04,960 I don't know. 60 00:04:05,769 --> 00:04:09,004 You know, I bet whoever owns this car is loaded, dude. 61 00:04:09,028 --> 00:04:10,079 Yeah. 62 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,981 Loaded with money! 63 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:16,358 Like the car? It's my pride and joy. 64 00:04:16,420 --> 00:04:19,488 - A 1959 Corvair. - Whoa! 65 00:04:20,243 --> 00:04:23,254 Yes sir! I've sunk my entire nest egg into that car. 66 00:04:23,588 --> 00:04:26,997 Had to pull my kids out of school to pay for the upkeep, but it was worth it. 67 00:04:27,013 --> 00:04:28,020 Cool! 68 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:32,511 I got an idea. Maybe you kids like to wash it for me, huh? 69 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:35,174 - I'll pay you 5 dollars. - We're there dude. 70 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,219 Yeah. 71 00:04:37,049 --> 00:04:39,013 Don't forget the detailing boys. 72 00:04:39,102 --> 00:04:41,941 I'm going out for a jog. Be back in an hour. 73 00:04:56,924 --> 00:04:59,913 Whoa, maybe we should... 74 00:05:01,117 --> 00:05:02,917 ...dry it off now. 75 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:04,680 No way. 76 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:07,620 I mean dry it off by driving it. 77 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:10,151 The keys are in the car, dude. 78 00:05:10,522 --> 00:05:11,544 Cool! 79 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:36,013 Driving sucks! 80 00:05:40,125 --> 00:05:42,676 Cool, dude! We're burning up the road. 81 00:05:46,912 --> 00:05:48,724 Let's find the deer crossing. 82 00:05:49,945 --> 00:05:51,599 We're there dude. 83 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:57,139 Yellow light Butt-Head, step on the gas. 84 00:05:58,005 --> 00:05:59,883 Red light, dude, hit the break. 85 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:04,695 Whoa! 86 00:06:06,212 --> 00:06:08,024 Did you cut the cheese? 87 00:06:09,256 --> 00:06:10,309 Asswipe. 88 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,357 Cool! 89 00:06:31,156 --> 00:06:33,114 I'll do the talking dude. 90 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:37,478 What a dork. 91 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,477 What the hell... 92 00:06:43,764 --> 00:06:47,376 Hey, pretend like... ...and touch your liver. 93 00:06:48,857 --> 00:06:49,900 Yeah. 94 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,125 My liver! My liver! 95 00:06:55,793 --> 00:06:57,774 - My liver! - Move it down, dude. 96 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:00,501 Oh... yeah. 97 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,095 My liver! My liver! 98 00:07:03,434 --> 00:07:04,805 My liver! 99 00:07:09,686 --> 00:07:10,751 No! 100 00:07:12,561 --> 00:07:14,226 Check this out! 101 00:07:16,532 --> 00:07:18,504 What a wuss! 102 00:07:26,709 --> 00:07:29,306 - Is that Bridget Fonda? - Yeah. 103 00:07:30,312 --> 00:07:32,893 "Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda!" 104 00:07:32,917 --> 00:07:36,037 "My anaconda don't want none unless it's got buns, hun!" 105 00:07:43,325 --> 00:07:45,199 "I'm a cowboy". 106 00:07:45,245 --> 00:07:50,417 Yeah, "Riding his steel horse, across the great wuss plains!" 107 00:07:54,703 --> 00:07:57,877 "Baby, I want you!". 108 00:07:59,308 --> 00:08:02,083 "Like the roses want the rain". 109 00:08:03,045 --> 00:08:05,346 "Like the roses want the rain"? 110 00:08:06,032 --> 00:08:08,953 - That's stupid! - Yeah, yeah. 111 00:08:10,143 --> 00:08:11,456 Hey Butt-Head, 112 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,077 remember when these guys were cool? 113 00:08:15,551 --> 00:08:16,599 No. 114 00:08:19,128 --> 00:08:21,358 You probably like these guys! 115 00:08:22,675 --> 00:08:25,740 - Wuss! - Shut up, Butt-Head! I hate these guys! 116 00:08:26,768 --> 00:08:29,209 I was thinking of, like, somebody else... 117 00:08:44,380 --> 00:08:47,300 That's right! Just call the psychic friends network. 118 00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:51,732 For answers to all your questions about money, romance or your career. 119 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:54,114 And if you call right know, 120 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:58,260 we'll include the 7th porcelain figurine Goldie Locks at no extra charge. 121 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:01,300 And one thing to remember 122 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:05,180 when braising turnips is not to let them over cook. 123 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:09,576 I hate to think of such a delicious vegetable been spoiled by... 124 00:09:09,580 --> 00:09:11,037 - Cool, dude - ...over cooking. 125 00:09:11,061 --> 00:09:12,634 This beats driving. 126 00:09:14,371 --> 00:09:15,457 Yeah. 127 00:09:23,881 --> 00:09:25,283 Ooh, baby! 128 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:28,590 Do that thing you do! 129 00:09:29,365 --> 00:09:32,926 - This chick is hot! - Yeah. 130 00:09:41,846 --> 00:09:44,147 I'd like her music a lot better, though, if she, like, 131 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,520 - didn't wear as much clothes. - Yeah. 132 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:50,319 If she was, like, completely naked, I might go out and buy the album. 133 00:09:50,319 --> 00:09:51,343 Yeah. 134 00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:05,162 She's got one of those ribbons that all the rock stars wear, 135 00:10:05,163 --> 00:10:07,446 - when they get an award. - Yeah. 136 00:10:07,738 --> 00:10:09,279 What are those things? 137 00:10:10,273 --> 00:10:13,595 They're, like, these ribbons that they give you when you get one of those awards, 138 00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:16,865 - for, like, being rich or something. - Yeah. 139 00:10:17,549 --> 00:10:19,242 Being rich is cool! 140 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,777 - If you're, like, rich... - Yeah. 141 00:10:21,801 --> 00:10:25,094 you can buy, like, fast cars and, like, houses and, 142 00:10:25,285 --> 00:10:27,222 like... ribbons. 143 00:10:27,869 --> 00:10:28,946 Yeah. 10188

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