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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,253 --> 00:00:03,100 YOGURT'S COOL 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:08,116 Nation's Finest yogurt. 3 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:12,385 So smooth, so silky, so tart and tangy. 4 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,957 You wish it could last forever. 5 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:17,425 But sooner or later you'll lose control. 6 00:00:18,842 --> 00:00:21,060 Whoa, I'm getting a boner. 7 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:23,556 I'm getting a stiffy. 8 00:00:23,580 --> 00:00:26,116 If you don't love it, get your money back. 9 00:00:26,140 --> 00:00:27,636 Nation's Finest. 10 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:29,860 We're waiting for you to come. 11 00:00:29,861 --> 00:00:32,472 At this quarter's last mall and over five thousand other locations, 12 00:00:32,473 --> 00:00:33,799 in the greater tri-county area. 13 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,136 Money back offer in participating locations. 14 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,560 We need yogurt. 15 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,580 Yeah, yogurt's cool. 16 00:00:49,293 --> 00:00:52,293 Whoa, it's Hammer Time! 17 00:00:53,543 --> 00:00:55,252 "You can't touch this". 18 00:00:56,262 --> 00:00:57,775 Can't touch this. 19 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,478 Touch this. 20 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:06,278 I can touch this. 21 00:01:06,293 --> 00:01:08,004 I can't watch this. 22 00:01:10,263 --> 00:01:11,517 Whoa! 23 00:01:12,548 --> 00:01:14,973 - This is stupid. - Yeah. 24 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,217 And it sucks too. 25 00:01:22,148 --> 00:01:24,426 Look at these special effects. 26 00:01:25,025 --> 00:01:27,825 These special effects suck. 27 00:01:28,848 --> 00:01:32,552 - You have to spit when you talk, Beavis? - Yeah. 28 00:01:33,572 --> 00:01:36,064 I always try to hock a loogie when I talk. 29 00:01:36,252 --> 00:01:39,754 - You just spit in my eye, ass munch! - Yeah! Yeah! 30 00:01:46,648 --> 00:01:49,240 - Is this Pat Nebatar? - Yeah. 31 00:01:49,903 --> 00:01:53,265 She's that chick that had sexual intercourse with Don Henley. 32 00:01:53,289 --> 00:01:54,489 Yeah. 33 00:01:57,203 --> 00:01:59,102 - "Goodbye to glue". - Yeah. 34 00:01:59,927 --> 00:02:02,263 "Goodbye to po-oooo!" 35 00:02:02,451 --> 00:02:04,388 - "Goodbye to poo". - Yeah. 36 00:02:12,441 --> 00:02:16,441 "Call now! For live one on one conversations". 37 00:02:17,182 --> 00:02:18,465 Yeah. 38 00:02:18,696 --> 00:02:20,729 "Share you intimate thoughts". 39 00:02:21,991 --> 00:02:24,191 "$1.95 per minute". 40 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,040 "Must be eighteen or older". 41 00:02:30,996 --> 00:02:33,796 Hey Beavis, if we had a $1.95, 42 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:36,618 we could call and share our intimate thoughts. 43 00:02:36,844 --> 00:02:39,424 We could tell her that she sucks. 44 00:02:47,016 --> 00:02:50,778 This chick's name is T'Pau. 45 00:02:52,313 --> 00:02:56,416 Yeah. That's Spanish for "this sucks". 46 00:02:57,626 --> 00:03:01,411 Hey Butt-Head, have you noticed how this video, like, sucks. 47 00:03:01,435 --> 00:03:02,689 Yeah. 48 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:07,017 The more things change, the more they suck. 49 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:33,252 Stephanie-Lou, you got costumers! 50 00:03:33,260 --> 00:03:36,238 Welcome to Nation's Finest, we put the "Y" in yoghurt. 51 00:03:36,262 --> 00:03:38,351 Why? Because it's good for you. Can I help you? 52 00:03:38,773 --> 00:03:40,435 I don't know, can you? 53 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:45,220 You boys want something or you're just looking to get thrown out of the place? 54 00:03:45,275 --> 00:03:47,347 I want yoghurt. 55 00:03:47,540 --> 00:03:51,420 Well, then give the little lady here your order, and we'll all be happy. 56 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,380 - May I help you? - We want yoghurt. 57 00:03:56,020 --> 00:03:58,335 Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, banana, colada, 58 00:03:58,359 --> 00:04:00,559 or one of our premium boutique flavours? 59 00:04:00,580 --> 00:04:02,196 Cone or cup? 60 00:04:02,220 --> 00:04:04,930 Small, medium, large or "inflation fighter"? 61 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:08,738 Natural or enhanced topping? Syrup or sauce? 62 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:14,116 - We want what that chick on TV had. - Yeah. 63 00:04:14,140 --> 00:04:15,996 Smooth and silky. 64 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,900 That would be cool. 65 00:04:17,900 --> 00:04:19,780 Three dollars. 66 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:32,020 Tastes like puke! 67 00:04:36,020 --> 00:04:37,620 This sucks! 68 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:43,474 - Something wrong here, boys? - Yeah. 69 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:46,180 - It's your yoghurt, sir. - Yeah. 70 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,494 Something died in it. 71 00:04:48,620 --> 00:04:50,376 Well, I'm real sorry to hear that. 72 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,458 Why you don't you two boys go out and give it a decent burial, 73 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:55,436 before I'll break your heads together? 74 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:58,261 - We want our money back, ass wipe! - Yeah. 75 00:04:58,285 --> 00:04:59,596 Like on the commercial. 76 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,576 You want your money back, you little peckerwoods? 77 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:03,916 That's a dang shame! 78 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:05,356 WE ARE NOT A PARTICIPATING LOCATION 79 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:07,500 Sorry boys, next time try a topping, 80 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,900 it drowns out the taste. Now, shove off! 81 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:12,860 I said move it! 82 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:29,020 Tastes like paint. 83 00:05:37,446 --> 00:05:39,181 Cool! 84 00:05:39,248 --> 00:05:43,095 - She rocks. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 85 00:05:43,325 --> 00:05:44,619 Yeah! 86 00:05:45,521 --> 00:05:48,533 - She wants me. - Yeah! Yeah! 87 00:05:58,901 --> 00:06:02,736 Cool! I'm gonna get some clothes like that. 88 00:06:02,838 --> 00:06:05,647 Me too. These guys get all the chicks. 89 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:10,370 Yeah. This band is cool. 90 00:06:28,998 --> 00:06:31,578 How come these guys are never on TV? 91 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:35,904 - They should play this video all day long. - Yeah. 92 00:06:49,318 --> 00:06:52,485 Shut up Beavis, you're ruining it! 93 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:04,020 Whoa! 94 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,756 - Herman Munster is cool. - Yeah. 95 00:07:21,428 --> 00:07:23,027 He rocks. 96 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,836 ... fill into the stupidest people, well... 97 00:07:57,860 --> 00:08:00,956 No, no, you light the cigarette first. 98 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,876 Then it takes a long time, and then it blows up. 99 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,220 - You boys... - That's cool. 100 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:08,140 You boys like to blow up things up, right? 101 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:10,196 Destruction, that kind of thing? 102 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:13,036 - Yeah, that's cool. - Yeah. 103 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:17,660 Okay, well, how we will make you demolitions experts? 104 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:21,900 Engineering degree, college, no... 105 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,080 Ah, here we go, the army. 106 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:29,460 Let's see... Can you boys count to four? 107 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:36,230 - Do you each have at least seven teeth? - Yeah. 108 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:40,860 Do either of you have metal plates in your skull? 109 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,820 We're both metalheads. 110 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:55,522 - Why is he shutting his ears? - Yeah. 111 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:58,747 He has an Excedrin headache this big. 112 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,683 You said "this". 113 00:09:00,683 --> 00:09:04,986 - Yeah, but you said "head". - No, I didn't, bum wipe. 114 00:09:11,662 --> 00:09:14,964 - Whoa, these guys are cool. - Yeah. 115 00:09:17,299 --> 00:09:21,833 - This guy has a pretty good voice. - Yeah, it's loud. 116 00:09:23,538 --> 00:09:25,774 - That's pretty cool. - Yeah. 117 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:30,946 - Hammers are cool. - Yeah, yeah. 118 00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:34,439 I like to take hammers and break stuff, 119 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,284 just break stuff. Break it! 120 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,920 Settle down, Beavis. Don't wet your pants. 121 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:41,923 And when you're done breaking it, you smash it. 122 00:09:41,923 --> 00:09:44,068 You can smash it! Yeah! Yeah! 123 00:09:44,092 --> 00:09:46,845 Shut up Beavis, you're slobbering all over me. 124 00:09:46,846 --> 00:09:47,863 Yeah. 125 00:09:53,826 --> 00:09:56,249 - What's he doing? - Yeah. 126 00:09:56,692 --> 00:09:59,154 - It's too damn fast. - Yeah. 127 00:10:00,242 --> 00:10:03,351 They need to slow this down so we can see everything. 128 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,772 - Whoa! Did you see that? - Where? 129 00:10:20,796 --> 00:10:24,565 That woman had her hand on her... her virginia. 130 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,428 I didn't see it! 9338

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