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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,553 --> 00:00:04,000 CUSTOMERS SUCK 2 00:00:06,770 --> 00:00:09,952 "Here's the story of a lovely lady". 3 00:00:10,001 --> 00:00:12,837 - Whoa check it out, "The Bunch". - "Who was bringing up three very 4 00:00:12,896 --> 00:00:17,100 lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, 5 00:00:17,112 --> 00:00:21,826 like their mother. The youngest one in curls". 6 00:00:22,291 --> 00:00:25,701 "Here's the story, of a man named Brady". 7 00:00:26,032 --> 00:00:27,962 - "The Bunch" sucks. - Yeah. 8 00:00:28,101 --> 00:00:30,637 I don't like stuff that sucks. 9 00:00:30,700 --> 00:00:32,969 Let's watch something cool. 10 00:00:40,434 --> 00:00:42,272 She is beating her carpet. 11 00:00:43,131 --> 00:00:45,255 Yeah, we should do that. 12 00:00:45,984 --> 00:00:47,450 It looks cool. 13 00:01:06,205 --> 00:01:07,241 You're white? 14 00:01:13,165 --> 00:01:14,646 He's got a hair stiffy. 15 00:01:31,910 --> 00:01:33,184 Old people. 16 00:01:38,047 --> 00:01:39,340 You're wrong? 17 00:01:39,364 --> 00:01:42,746 Yeah, he is all wrong. 18 00:01:44,789 --> 00:01:46,586 And his hair is orange. 19 00:01:55,195 --> 00:01:57,467 You think those guys sleep in separate beds? 20 00:01:58,966 --> 00:01:59,995 No way. 21 00:02:06,758 --> 00:02:08,906 Why are these guys so snotty? 22 00:02:10,541 --> 00:02:16,724 - Yeah, they look all pissed off. - Yeah, and tired. 23 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,404 What's that guy doing back there? 24 00:02:27,949 --> 00:02:29,759 He's Wang Chung'ing. 25 00:02:32,075 --> 00:02:33,896 That guy is peeing. 26 00:02:35,976 --> 00:02:39,351 That's cool. I peed in the gym once. 27 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:42,062 Really? 28 00:02:43,868 --> 00:02:45,615 You're pretty cool, Beavis. 29 00:02:51,854 --> 00:02:53,878 Where are the women in this video? 30 00:02:53,902 --> 00:02:56,222 Yeah, they need some chicks too. 31 00:02:57,583 --> 00:03:01,054 Hey Butt-Head, I feel a seizure coming on. 32 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,279 Cool! 33 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,000 Let's fry something. 34 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:22,800 Yeah, check it out... 35 00:03:25,701 --> 00:03:27,000 Cook, cook, cook. 36 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,000 Grease is cool. 37 00:03:35,538 --> 00:03:41,411 Hello? I'll have a cheeseburger with no ketchup. 38 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,000 And I'll also have.... 39 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,830 a chicken sandwich... 40 00:03:48,700 --> 00:03:50,750 with no tomatoes... 41 00:03:50,982 --> 00:03:52,074 and... 42 00:03:53,026 --> 00:03:55,510 with extra mayonnaise... 43 00:03:56,900 --> 00:04:01,745 and some onion rings with no salt and.... 44 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,082 Shut up! 45 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,600 I also want... 46 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,200 a large orange soda... 47 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,170 with no ice.... 48 00:04:12,194 --> 00:04:13,664 - And... - Shut up! 49 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:16,700 Go away! 50 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,700 Did you get all that? 51 00:04:23,164 --> 00:04:26,187 We're, like, closed or something. 52 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,100 Go away! 53 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:37,053 - That was cool. - Yeah. 54 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:39,100 Customers suck. 55 00:04:39,700 --> 00:04:41,100 Check this out... 56 00:04:41,819 --> 00:04:44,597 Please hang up now. This is a recording. 57 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,700 Welcome to the World. May I help you? 58 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:49,850 You're pretty cool, Beavis. 59 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:55,400 Are your shakes made with real milk and ice cream, 60 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:58,996 or do you use that reconstituted shake mix stuff? 61 00:04:59,376 --> 00:05:00,420 Yeah. 62 00:05:00,940 --> 00:05:03,396 What do you mean: yeah, you use the shake mix, 63 00:05:03,420 --> 00:05:05,420 - or yeah, you use the real stuff? - Yeah. 64 00:05:07,216 --> 00:05:08,805 Let me talk to the manager. 65 00:05:09,192 --> 00:05:10,229 Yeah. 66 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:16,700 I'm an assistant manger, sir. 67 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:18,700 Is there something I can help you with? 68 00:05:19,392 --> 00:05:22,705 Yes, I'm trying to ask a very simple question here. 69 00:05:22,745 --> 00:05:26,300 Are your shakes made from shake mix or from ice cream and milk? 70 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,700 We have vanilla, chocolate and strawberry. 71 00:05:32,256 --> 00:05:34,029 - Yeah. - Forget it, forget it... 72 00:05:34,100 --> 00:05:36,900 God, can't you idiots answer a simple question? 73 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,700 I'll go somewhere else... 74 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:42,674 God, morons! Jesus, couple of imbeciles! 75 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:44,389 - Let's go break something. - Yeah. 76 00:05:55,784 --> 00:05:57,174 What's this? 77 00:06:10,527 --> 00:06:12,074 He's smiling at you, Beavis. 78 00:06:13,338 --> 00:06:14,768 Shut up, Butt-Head! 79 00:06:23,547 --> 00:06:26,005 This guy always likes to show off his butt. 80 00:06:26,073 --> 00:06:28,923 Yeah, and his butt sucks. 81 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:30,956 Oh yeah? 82 00:06:32,104 --> 00:06:34,249 - How do you know? - Shut up, Butt-Head! 83 00:06:34,273 --> 00:06:35,835 I'll kick your ass! 84 00:06:39,082 --> 00:06:41,062 This is one of those workout tapes. 85 00:06:42,234 --> 00:06:45,622 They make you work out to this tape, you end up looking like a wuss. 86 00:06:45,646 --> 00:06:46,646 Yeah. 87 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:53,865 This video is making me sick. 88 00:07:00,668 --> 00:07:01,762 What? 89 00:07:04,853 --> 00:07:06,334 I hate words. 90 00:07:07,482 --> 00:07:10,000 Yeah! Words suck! 91 00:07:11,044 --> 00:07:13,311 If I wanted to read, I'd go to school. 92 00:07:25,574 --> 00:07:27,394 This is college music. 93 00:07:28,473 --> 00:07:31,827 Yeah. College music sucks! 94 00:07:43,170 --> 00:07:46,359 - He said "dangle". - Yeah, yeah. 95 00:07:46,993 --> 00:07:50,709 The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat. 96 00:07:50,732 --> 00:07:53,908 Whoa! That was pretty cool! 97 00:07:54,754 --> 00:07:57,150 - You're pretty smart, Beavis. - Yeah. 98 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,500 Pull my finger! 99 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:18,006 Pull my finger, dude! 100 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:19,500 No way. 101 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,600 Come on, pull my finger! 102 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,100 Nothing? 103 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,100 S.B.D. 104 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:28,500 That was cool. 105 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,231 Yes! 106 00:08:37,006 --> 00:08:38,940 This kicks butt. 107 00:08:41,065 --> 00:08:44,044 - Nirvana is cool. - Yeah. 108 00:08:48,396 --> 00:08:50,075 Beavis's dad. 109 00:08:59,524 --> 00:09:01,808 Is this, like, grudge music? 110 00:09:04,201 --> 00:09:07,473 Grudge music is that stuff those guys from Seattle play. 111 00:09:08,787 --> 00:09:11,641 Where is Seattle? Hey Butt-Head, where's Seattle? 112 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:13,957 You don't know? 113 00:09:15,232 --> 00:09:18,488 It's this place where, like, stuff is, like, really cool. 114 00:09:22,508 --> 00:09:24,715 Hello? Hello? 115 00:09:25,442 --> 00:09:27,037 Hello, may I help you? 116 00:09:30,686 --> 00:09:33,613 Hey Butt-Head, what is "Teen Spirit"? 117 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:37,618 Dude, if you don't know, I'm not gonna tell you. 118 00:09:37,747 --> 00:09:38,842 Dumbass! 119 00:09:41,037 --> 00:09:43,225 Look, this video has symbols. 120 00:09:44,883 --> 00:09:49,685 Yeah, is that what they mean when they say "videos have symbolism"? 121 00:09:51,277 --> 00:09:52,972 You said "ism". 122 00:09:59,434 --> 00:10:01,088 Pep rallies suck. 123 00:10:02,929 --> 00:10:04,012 Yeah. 8184

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