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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,447 --> 00:00:03,600 AT THE SIDESHOW 2 00:00:04,660 --> 00:00:08,356 I think birth control is a very important issue in a women's life... 3 00:00:08,380 --> 00:00:10,620 I'm looking at all the options and... 4 00:00:10,620 --> 00:00:15,580 One week only! The Stench Brothers traveling carnival! 5 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:17,237 Rides! Games! 6 00:00:17,260 --> 00:00:18,436 That's stupid. 7 00:00:18,460 --> 00:00:19,716 Fun for all! 8 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:21,220 If you're dead. 9 00:00:21,260 --> 00:00:25,276 And the nastiest freaks you'll ever see in this lifetime. 10 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:29,096 Whoa, maybe they got one of those dudes with two butts. 11 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:32,900 Yeah, that would be cool. 12 00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:35,260 We're there dude. 13 00:00:50,186 --> 00:00:55,689 - Whoa, these chicks are pretty tough. - Yeah, I didn't know girls were cool. 14 00:01:06,448 --> 00:01:10,821 Whoa, check it out. Where is his penis? 15 00:01:11,629 --> 00:01:14,441 It's in his hand, where it always is. 16 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,769 These guys are pretty cool. 17 00:01:31,137 --> 00:01:36,502 - Even known they're 60. - Yeah, that one guy is 69. 18 00:01:43,824 --> 00:01:46,927 - He looks like Vanilli. - Yeah. 19 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,201 - Hit him! Hit him! Hit him! - Yeah. 20 00:02:21,487 --> 00:02:23,601 - Just keep playing. - Yeah. 21 00:02:23,625 --> 00:02:25,382 Everything is cool. 22 00:02:26,129 --> 00:02:29,562 - That sucked. - Yeah, he should've waited longer. 23 00:02:54,083 --> 00:02:55,566 Yeah. 24 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:59,306 - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! - Cool. 25 00:03:00,823 --> 00:03:03,028 - Airbags suck. - Yeah. 26 00:03:13,940 --> 00:03:16,460 Step right up and see the gorilla boy, 27 00:03:16,484 --> 00:03:18,603 - once an ordinary everyday teenager. - This sucks. 28 00:03:18,627 --> 00:03:20,376 An honor roll football star... 29 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:25,116 Come right in here, folks. Come on. See the half and half woman-man. 30 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:29,615 Born with two perfect and functioning sets of gender organs. 31 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:33,188 Folks, he is never lonely on Saturday night. 32 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,498 Check this out. 33 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:40,296 Excuse me, sir. Which way is the dude with two butts? 34 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,880 Hey, get lost! 35 00:03:43,152 --> 00:03:44,780 That was cool. 36 00:03:48,414 --> 00:03:52,393 She tucks her legs behind her head and walks on her hands. 37 00:03:52,417 --> 00:03:55,496 She twists and turns like a human pretzel. 38 00:03:55,520 --> 00:04:00,469 Fellas, a public promenade is no place to describe what else she does. 39 00:04:00,493 --> 00:04:02,296 But let me put it this way: 40 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,000 the little lady bends north, south, 41 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,240 east, west and all points in between. 42 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:14,560 Born without a solid bone in her body, she's the rubber band lady. 43 00:04:14,930 --> 00:04:18,580 - Whoa, that looks cool. - I'm there, dude. 44 00:04:35,387 --> 00:04:38,877 - Whoa, cop a feel. - Yeah. 45 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,840 Dude, I'm pitching a tent. 46 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,816 Thank you very much, folks. 47 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,400 Step to the left. Plenty of other attractions still open. 48 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,020 Move it, folks. Thank you, get out! 49 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:59,000 - We can't leave, dude. - Yeah, we gotta meet this chick. 50 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:05,580 Come on in, boys. 51 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:09,865 Now, why don't you boys tell me what brings you back here? 52 00:05:09,889 --> 00:05:12,353 We wanna know how you do that stuff. 53 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:16,500 - I'm double-jointed, hon. - Double-jointed? 54 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:22,180 Come on, boys, I ain't got all night. How do you want it? 55 00:05:22,940 --> 00:05:24,707 Want what? 56 00:05:24,731 --> 00:05:27,000 Come on sonny, nobody is that stupid. 57 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,420 Tell me what's your pleasure and we'll negotiate. 58 00:05:31,420 --> 00:05:33,460 What do you like, boys? What do you like? 59 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:37,721 I like to blow up lizards. 60 00:05:37,745 --> 00:05:40,300 Yeah, I like to burn stuff. 61 00:05:43,340 --> 00:05:45,293 These rubes bothering you, Tiffany? 62 00:05:45,317 --> 00:05:47,876 - Whoa, it's that gorilla dude. - Yeah. 63 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:50,556 Their indecisiveness is cutting into my work day. 64 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:53,556 Look, this is your lucky day, fellas. Capiche? 65 00:05:53,580 --> 00:05:56,436 You seen the act, the lady does things with the body 66 00:05:56,460 --> 00:06:00,636 that you'll still dream about when you are ninety five and can't hold your water. 67 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:04,940 But she is short on patience and don't like being joked around. 68 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:08,740 So, you got a special trick in mind, let's hear it, now! 69 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:13,804 - What... yeah. - Yeah... maybe. 70 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:16,283 - That would be cool. - That would be cool, yeah. 71 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:20,940 Could you pick your butt with your nose? 72 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,249 Hey, where is Tito? 73 00:06:28,751 --> 00:06:30,769 Isn't that Jermaine dude? 74 00:06:35,892 --> 00:06:37,597 They are in a rubber. 75 00:06:39,189 --> 00:06:40,638 Yeah. 76 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,810 This should've been the Super Bowl half time show. 77 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:46,107 - Yeah, that would've been cool. - Yeah. 78 00:06:46,131 --> 00:06:49,257 They could've had everybody get inside a big rubber. 79 00:06:51,664 --> 00:06:54,777 Hey Beavis, guess where his hand's been. 80 00:06:55,098 --> 00:06:56,591 Yeah. 81 00:07:00,372 --> 00:07:01,946 Where's Tito? 82 00:07:06,729 --> 00:07:08,577 Tito! 83 00:07:08,611 --> 00:07:10,413 Tito is cool. 84 00:07:10,428 --> 00:07:13,657 Yeah, Tito rules. 85 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:17,612 - He used to be in the Village People. - Yeah. 86 00:07:19,421 --> 00:07:22,487 - This is torture. Change it. - Yeah. 87 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:27,861 This is a very gay tune. 88 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:32,272 - Yeah, you mean, like, happy. - Yeah. 89 00:07:35,487 --> 00:07:38,835 - Hey, it's Debby Gibson. - Yeah. 90 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:46,578 You're a man? 91 00:07:47,837 --> 00:07:51,234 - No way. - He is not even a boy. 92 00:07:52,565 --> 00:07:54,631 He's Boy George. 93 00:07:57,149 --> 00:08:00,330 This video needs some, like, car accidents. 94 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,953 Yeah, yeah, with lots of fire. 95 00:08:03,635 --> 00:08:05,449 Then it would be cool. 96 00:08:06,836 --> 00:08:10,898 Hey Beavis, is this supposed to be, like, in the future? 97 00:08:11,043 --> 00:08:12,349 Yeah, 98 00:08:12,373 --> 00:08:14,993 the future sucks. Change it. 99 00:08:16,562 --> 00:08:20,425 I'm pretty cool Beavis, but I can't change the future. 100 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:27,616 Experience an unforgettable lesson in Mother Nature's cruel sense of humour. 101 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,976 I know you've seen Siamese twins, 102 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,176 I know you've seen geeks bite heads off chickens. 103 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:35,216 But not since the collapse of 104 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:38,976 South Korea's Mong Dynasty in the year 467 BC 105 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,096 has the world seen the rare and terrifying combination 106 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,369 of chicken-head-biting Siamese twin geeks. 107 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,520 - This costume sucks. - Yeah. 108 00:09:00,271 --> 00:09:03,000 Watch it dude, you're pulling my stitches. 109 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,560 Sorry. 110 00:09:05,539 --> 00:09:07,545 Pass the ketchup, dude. 111 00:09:28,724 --> 00:09:33,107 - This reminds me of the "Love Boat". - Yeah. 112 00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:37,783 Remember that time Kristy McNichol was on? 113 00:09:38,056 --> 00:09:41,789 Yeah, her and Isaac did the wild thing. 114 00:09:44,029 --> 00:09:46,594 And then captain Stuby got her. 115 00:10:20,415 --> 00:10:26,471 - This video is confusing. - Yeah. It's all, like, complicated. 116 00:10:27,784 --> 00:10:33,771 - This video is over my head. - Yeah. It's under my butt. 117 00:10:39,212 --> 00:10:41,222 I don't like videos that suck. 118 00:10:41,246 --> 00:10:43,481 Yeah, me too. 119 00:11:00,925 --> 00:11:04,989 - What is this commercial for? - This is that deodorant commercial. 120 00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:11,478 - Yeah, that's 'cause this guy stinks. - Yeah, and he sucks too. 121 00:11:17,456 --> 00:11:19,174 Hey Butt-Head, isn't this dude 122 00:11:19,198 --> 00:11:21,598 - on some soap opera? - Yeah. 123 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:25,561 He is on "As The World Sucks". 124 00:11:29,572 --> 00:11:31,997 This video should have a warning label. 125 00:11:32,751 --> 00:11:36,883 "Parental advisory: what you're about to see sucks". 126 00:11:36,907 --> 00:11:39,977 Yeah, yeah. It sucks. 127 00:11:40,542 --> 00:11:44,233 Let's see if we can find a video that, like, doesn't suck. 128 00:11:56,879 --> 00:12:01,111 That's pretty cool, Beavis. You should be one of those synthesizers. 129 00:12:01,135 --> 00:12:03,335 Yeah, yeah... yeah. 130 00:12:04,063 --> 00:12:08,982 - Whoa, it's that Paul Shaffer dude. - Yeah, smash him! 131 00:12:09,151 --> 00:12:11,092 - Yeah. - Yeah. 132 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:24,034 - Yes! - Harder! Harder! 133 00:12:33,182 --> 00:12:37,396 Check it out, they punch the guy, then they bring in the dancing chicks. 134 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:38,842 Yeah, yeah. 135 00:12:39,682 --> 00:12:43,954 - Interrogation is cool. - I didn't know you know these big words. 136 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,883 I do when the words are cool. Like "diarrhoea". 137 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:51,465 And "asphyxiation". 138 00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:54,390 Yeah, and "seminiferous tubule". 139 00:12:54,414 --> 00:12:55,858 Whoa. 140 00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,254 - That was pretty cool, Beavis. - Yeah. 10752

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