Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:05,424
BEWARE OF THE BUTT
2
00:00:05,524 --> 00:00:06,724
Change it.
3
00:00:07,448 --> 00:00:09,848
Biological processes for $800.
4
00:00:09,972 --> 00:00:13,859
Part of the body responsible
for the creation and organization
5
00:00:13,883 --> 00:00:15,676
of the electronic impulses which,
6
00:00:15,699 --> 00:00:17,899
when processed, form the
basis of intelligence.
7
00:00:18,020 --> 00:00:19,920
What is the butt, Alex?
8
00:00:21,944 --> 00:00:23,144
Change it.
9
00:00:23,168 --> 00:00:27,068
Sure I'll share my mother's scarf.
But my mother's tampoon...
10
00:00:27,492 --> 00:00:29,392
No way!
11
00:00:31,216 --> 00:00:32,416
Change it.
12
00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:35,340
The face of evil,
the soul of terror,
13
00:00:35,364 --> 00:00:38,164
the body of a babe.
Fleshmonster!
14
00:00:38,188 --> 00:00:41,465
The bone chilling story
of a motorcycle riding,
15
00:00:41,489 --> 00:00:44,788
eye-gouging, brain eating
zombie sex kitten.
16
00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:49,512
Who just happens to be insane.
17
00:00:49,536 --> 00:00:51,234
Now playing at a crappy drive-in,
18
00:00:51,258 --> 00:00:53,036
or second rate multiplex near you.
19
00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:56,460
- Whoa! We're there dude.
- Yeah.
20
00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:08,984
I can't believe it, okay?
21
00:01:09,208 --> 00:01:11,208
My honeymoon night, okay?
22
00:01:11,432 --> 00:01:15,032
I will probably only have three or four
more of these in my whole entire lifetime.
23
00:01:15,056 --> 00:01:18,956
And you, you check me into that
dump your brother calls a motel!
24
00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,830
This is a big fat dude
with hairy shoulders.
25
00:01:23,831 --> 00:01:24,980
Yeah.
26
00:01:25,104 --> 00:01:26,604
That's cool.
27
00:01:28,128 --> 00:01:30,328
He's gonna buy some candy.
28
00:01:35,952 --> 00:01:38,352
Can I help you?
29
00:01:43,376 --> 00:01:45,276
Ooh! Breath mint.
30
00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,400
Our lips are so close.
31
00:01:52,624 --> 00:01:58,024
Not if you was the last immigrant
grocer on earth, honey!
32
00:02:01,348 --> 00:02:03,848
Son of a biscuit.
My ancestors spit on your haircut.
33
00:02:06,172 --> 00:02:07,472
Can you help me!?
34
00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:11,796
My doctor said I have
to take a laxative!
35
00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:13,620
Not in my store you don't!
36
00:02:14,744 --> 00:02:16,744
Look at all those big thingies.
37
00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:22,050
I like when you can see
the bottom of the thingies.
38
00:02:23,689 --> 00:02:24,968
That is cool.
39
00:02:30,112 --> 00:02:32,126
- Whoa.
- Give me a bottle of anything...
40
00:02:32,446 --> 00:02:34,069
and a glazed doughnut...
41
00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:37,295
- To go.
- This is boring.
42
00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:52,628
- Is this the Bangles?
- No, it's the Go-Go's.
43
00:02:55,048 --> 00:02:57,468
- These are like, "grudge" chicks.
- Yeah.
44
00:02:58,943 --> 00:03:00,505
Grubby chicks are cool.
45
00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:20,554
I'm gonna get
a ring in my nose.
46
00:03:22,695 --> 00:03:24,903
I had ringworm in my nose once.
47
00:03:26,181 --> 00:03:29,041
- It was pretty cool.
- Yeah, I remember.
48
00:03:36,227 --> 00:03:39,035
Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead.
49
00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:42,050
Yeah, that would be cool.
50
00:03:54,138 --> 00:03:55,653
DRIVE - IN
TUCKER CL ASS ACT
51
00:03:56,054 --> 00:03:58,636
No, it's only three
dollars if you got a car.
52
00:04:03,039 --> 00:04:04,504
- Look.
- What?
53
00:04:04,644 --> 00:04:05,937
Look.
54
00:04:06,596 --> 00:04:08,847
Look, I'm stroking my wiener.
55
00:04:11,096 --> 00:04:12,947
Oh, man. Get a napkin, pud.
56
00:04:13,735 --> 00:04:15,668
Gym teacher's handkerchief.
57
00:04:18,048 --> 00:04:19,298
That's cool.
58
00:04:21,297 --> 00:04:22,712
Nothing in here.
59
00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,540
No.
60
00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:28,065
No.
61
00:04:29,273 --> 00:04:30,525
Bingo.
62
00:04:32,291 --> 00:04:37,024
If this van's a-rockin' don't
come a-knockin'.
63
00:04:42,276 --> 00:04:43,719
Whoa, Beavis, look.
64
00:04:48,718 --> 00:04:53,807
That's the biggest, fattest, hairiest,
wart-coveredest butt I've ever saw.
65
00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,167
Yeah,
his is pretty ugly too.
66
00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:03,895
You boys think you got a
problem with my butt!?
67
00:05:04,247 --> 00:05:07,086
I will kick your butts all
over this drive-in.
68
00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:16,011
This spawn of hell sucks.
69
00:05:16,102 --> 00:05:19,887
Yeah, he is not nearly
as scary as this butt.
70
00:05:21,311 --> 00:05:26,555
No way, I can't believe it.
All my sorority sisters are naked.
71
00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:28,627
And like, decapitated.
72
00:05:29,131 --> 00:05:31,410
Something's not right here.
73
00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,133
- Duh!
- Boy, she's stupid.
74
00:05:36,449 --> 00:05:39,949
I hope nothing, like, bad is
gonna happen to me.
75
00:05:39,949 --> 00:05:42,734
- I know, I'll take a shower.
- Yes!
76
00:05:48,943 --> 00:05:50,931
You boys ready to die?
77
00:05:53,437 --> 00:05:54,787
Buttwoman!
78
00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:14,153
Help!
79
00:06:15,456 --> 00:06:16,677
Help!
80
00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:20,939
This sucks.
81
00:06:22,012 --> 00:06:23,215
Yeah.
82
00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,634
You're screwing it up, dumbass.
83
00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,685
No way.
You screwed it up, bunghole.
84
00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:46,680
Shut up, Beavis.
You want me to kick your ass again?
85
00:06:57,435 --> 00:07:00,624
Hey Beavis,
you know what these guys call themselves?
86
00:07:02,691 --> 00:07:03,978
Helmet.
87
00:07:05,874 --> 00:07:07,907
Yeah,
helmet, yeah.
88
00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:24,074
- That drummer looks like a regular guy.
- Yeah.
89
00:07:25,407 --> 00:07:27,618
If you, like, saw these guys on the street,
90
00:07:28,718 --> 00:07:30,811
you wouldn't even know that they're cool.
91
00:07:31,491 --> 00:07:34,889
Yeah, they look like
normal guys, like us.
92
00:07:58,799 --> 00:08:00,786
- Faster.
- Yeah, yeah.
93
00:08:00,810 --> 00:08:04,245
- Faster!
- Faster! Faster! Faster! Faster!
94
00:08:04,269 --> 00:08:06,469
Faster! Faster! Faster!
95
00:08:10,563 --> 00:08:12,538
- Hey Beavis.
- What?
96
00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,157
- Your butt's weird looking.
- Shut up.
97
00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,613
Kinda looks like baloney.
98
00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:20,913
- Shut up, dude.
- With pimples on it.
99
00:08:22,510 --> 00:08:25,296
Hey Butt-Head, why are
you so interested in my butt?
100
00:08:27,750 --> 00:08:29,471
Have you heard that new Gwar album?
101
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,754
These chicks look like guys.
102
00:08:43,475 --> 00:08:45,765
Yeah, that one's
not wearing a bra.
103
00:08:50,251 --> 00:08:54,314
Hey Butt-Head, I've heard that
these chicks grandpa is Ozzy Osbourne.
104
00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:56,671
No way, ass wipe.
105
00:08:57,127 --> 00:08:59,338
- They're Elvis' kids.
- Oh yeah.
106
00:09:04,954 --> 00:09:06,519
I get the one on the left.
107
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,561
You get the ugly one.
108
00:09:18,798 --> 00:09:20,882
All right, Gwar!
109
00:09:21,491 --> 00:09:23,781
Yeah,
Gwar is cool.
110
00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,755
Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!
111
00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,174
Gwar! Gwar! Gwar!
112
00:10:07,276 --> 00:10:10,204
- Gwar kicks ass.
- Yeah.
113
00:10:19,593 --> 00:10:21,532
Gwar!
7885
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.