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I guarantee it.
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Tonight at 9:00.
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Then I found Thighmaster.
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With Thighmaster, it's easy to squeeze,
squeeze your way to more shapely
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hips and thighs.
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FROG BASEBALL
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Light one in his butt.
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That was cool.
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- I think this is live, dude.
- Yeah.
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These guys are pretty good.
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Ooh ooh ooh, I love you.
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- That was cool.
- Yeah.
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These guys can really dance.
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Yeah but it's not really
them dancing, dude.
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- That dude is neutered.
- Yeah.
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Those guys are gonna sandwich that chick.
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If you're a rock star does that mean
you have to like, wear a headband?
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna get a headband like that.
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Axl is cool.
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You got a glass dog hunting... well dude...
running like a... news... cast...
see where no one watching... good
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Hey Beavis, do you know how to read?
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Tell me how to generate... learn... fire.
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- That was cool.
- Yeah.
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I'm pretty cool, huh, Beavis?
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- Axl's a puss.
- Yeah.
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I can kick his ass.
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- Crotch stuffing.
- Let's try that.
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- Yeah, maybe we would get some.
- Some what?
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Dude.
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- Nice organ lick.
- Organ lick?
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Yeah.
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Butts.
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This is like that stuff
they play at the Ice Capades.
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- These guys are hippies.
- Yeah. I hate hippies.
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- Is this, like, sports bleepers?
- Yeah. Sports suck.
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- This is like circus music.
- Yeah. This sucks.
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Hey Beavis, you get the
one in the middle.
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Shut up peckerwood, she's yours.
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Hello. Weight Watchers. May I help you?
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- I'm pretty cool, huh, Beavis?
- Yeah.
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- These are rich chicks.
- Yeah, you can tell.
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- Their parents were in the Beatles.
- Yeah.
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These chicks sounds like
Alvin and the Chipmunks.
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Yeah, I like Theodore.
He is cool.
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- Which one is Theodore?
- He's the fat one.
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I bet the fat one
has a big butt.
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I like big butts and I will not lie.
You other brothers can't deny.
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Dude, a frog.
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Frog baseball!
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Get him!
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Strike one.
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Strike two.
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Strike three.
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Ball.
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Yes!
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That was cool.
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- Check out this chick.
- She's cool.
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Whoa!
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Boobs.
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Buttcheeks.
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Change it.
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Kiss is cool.
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That's pretty cool.
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- Paul Stanley looks like a chick.
- Yeah.
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Whoa, blood.
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- Gene Simmons rules.
- Yeah, he kicks ass.
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Ace Frehley.
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Fire!
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Ace Frehley is cool.
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They need to, like, wear make-up again.
That would be cool.
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Look! Check it out, Butt-Head.
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Mrs. Higgins' poodle.
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Dog baseball!
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Get him!
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TO BE CONTINUED...
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NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED
IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM.
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EXCEPT BEAVIS.
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