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Gentlemen.
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Many of our gas stations
are being constantly held up.
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We feel it is the work
of an organized gang.
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I need three brainy, but, uh,
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stupid looking
private detectives
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who can pose as gas station
attendants.
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That is why I sent for you.
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Gentlemen!
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Oh-ho.
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Good morning, boss.
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Well, you fellas are certainly
stupid looking enough
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but about being
brainy detectives
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that's open to conjecture.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'll button mine.
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Were you ever in danger?
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Did anyone ever
point a gun at you?
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Yeah, but he couldn't shoot me.
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How come?
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I had my finger
in the barrel, ha-ha!
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My partner, very funny.
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Give way.
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Uh, you... You were in
the service, weren't you?
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That's right.
Get a commission?
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No, just straight salary.
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Hah, that's my partner,
just clownin'.
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Quiet.
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You. Are you a good detective?
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Am I?
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You see this heel?
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I ran that down, ha-ha.
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Oh!
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Boys, this is serious.
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Do you know anything about
running gas stations?
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No.
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Well, that's good.
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Then the robbers will think
you're easy prey.
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Now here's a list
of our latest robberies.
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Study it.
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And there's another report...
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Oh.
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You silly.
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Foolin' around with a knife.
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Are you crazy?
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Oh!
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Aah! Aah! Oh! Oh!
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Boss.
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What's the matter?
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What's the matter?
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Ow!
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You ain't got nothing
to worry about boss,
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you ain't even got a hole
in your pants.
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Take it easy, go sit down...
Ah, stand up.
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Go ahead. Relax.
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You're fault, you imbecile.
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Fooled you that time,
here, hold it.
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Sandwich.
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Potato chips.
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Couple of olives.
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- Pickle...
- Don't you like ketchup?
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I'm glad you reminded me.
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You all set?
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Yeah.
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Aah, you ruined my lunch.
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Leave him alone, you big bully.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I'll wipe it off.
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That's better.
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Get of here.
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Come on, we gotta catch
those burglars, come on.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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♪ Da-da-de
La-duh-de ♪
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♪ La-da-dee-dee
La-la-da-dee... ♪
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♪ Oh-me-oh-lay-he
Oily, oily, oh ♪
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♪ Oily, oh
Oily, oh-lay-he... ♪
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♪ Oily, oily, oily
Oily, oily, oily... ♪
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Hey, fellas.
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Here comes a car.
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Maybe the drivers a crook.
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Keep an eye on him.
I'll keep both eyes on him.
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Yes, sir.
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Good mornin'.
How are you?
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Here we are.
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Right there.
Oh, my, my.
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Get a nice smooth sh...
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I thought you was wearing boots
there for a minute.
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Ah, you got a hangnail.
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Ow!
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Stick your out
your tongue, please.
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Thank you.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Aah! Ow!
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Ooh!
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There.
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There we are.
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What'll you have?
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Give me five gallons of Becky.
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We're all out of Becky,
how about Hazel?
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I don't like Hazel,
I'll be back tomorrow for Becky.
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Put some water in the radiator.
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And some air in the tires.
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Yes, sir!
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Get busy, boys.
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Say, mister, your radiators
leaking pretty badly.
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You better let me put some
stop-leak in it.
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Okay, fix her up.
Right.
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Extra special onion service.
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Hey!
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Oh, oh, clean you right up.
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Oh, sorry, mister, wrong rag.
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Hold still now.
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Oh-oh, the funnel.
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Fix you right up.
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You double-crosser, you.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Oh!
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What kind of game
do you think you're playin'?
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Come on, get busy.
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All right.
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How do you like that?
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Ha-ha, why don't you sing Mammy?
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Why don't you shut up?
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Okay, mister, take it away.
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Oh, just a minute.
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Would you mind
giving it a crank?
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Not... My starter's busted.
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Not at all.
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There you are, sir,
all cleaned up and ready to eat.
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Aye, aye, then take it away.
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Ooh!
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Wait a minute.
Why you...!
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Onion service.
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Yes, sir.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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I want an oil change
and I'm in a terrible hurry.
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Okay, under the car,
get the oil, here we go!
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Get the oil,
get the oil, right now!
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I'll keep them busy.
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You take care
of the cash register.
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Onion service, comin' up.
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- Onion service.
- Yes, sir.
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Lift the hood, boy.
All right.
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Hold this can.
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Remove the oil cap so the air
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will circulate
through the motor.
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This oil won't flow.
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Okay.
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I'll blow through it.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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He left and I didn't
finish the job.
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Come back here.
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How do you like that sap?
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And wasting all this oil.
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Hey, fellas, the cash register!
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Oh, we've been robbed.
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The dirty crooks,
they took our dough.
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We're in trouble.
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Get cleaned up, we'll trail 'em.
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Okay.
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If we don't catch
those crooks...
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Driving into a driveway,
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nobody knows
what's going on there.
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He threw that?
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He threw that?
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He threw it?
Yes.
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What are you shovin' people
around for, you cr...
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Look at you, you featherbrain.
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What's a matter with you?
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Straighten yourself out.
All right.
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Hurry up, Larry, get a move on,
those guys will get away.
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All right.
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Ooh!
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Why you...
Oh, you double-crossing...
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Yeah, serves you right,
you imbecile, come on.
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Hold your horses.
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What are you doing with that?
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Takin' it along with us,
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so we don't get robbed
when we're gone.
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You dope, it's empty, drop it.
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Oh, oh, oh!
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Get a move on, you guys.
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Remind me to kill you later.
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Get that door locked.
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Okay, locked
right up there, boys.
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Now, lock it.
Okay.
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Now, come on.
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Wait a minute,
my finger's caught.
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Come on.
Help me, will you?
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Come on, pull it out.
Oh.
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Oh!
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I'm sor... Aah.
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Take an out there.
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Come on,
we got to get on the trail.
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All right.
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Okay, bloodhound,
follow the trail.
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Mush, mush.
Come on.
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Up.
Mush, mush.
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How'd they
get they car in there?
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I don't know,
but that must be the guy
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with the company's dough.
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Achoo!
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Gesundheit.
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Thank you.
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Go see.
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He's comin',
give him the door treatment.
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Na-na-na-na.
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So you trailed me, eh?
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Ooh!
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Oh!
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I guess that took care of him.
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Let's get him out of the hall.
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Over in the chair.
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All right.
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Easy now.
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There we are.
218
00:12:55,325 --> 00:12:57,965
Look at that set
of burglar tools.
219
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Get them, boys.
220
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,975
Wait a minute.
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00:13:15,995 --> 00:13:16,972
Hello?
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It's for you.
223
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Well, thanks.
224
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,847
Hello?
Goodbye.
225
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,006
Thank you, sweetheart.
226
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I gotta find that dough.
227
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What's in the box?
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No!
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No.
Why you...
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I'll get you.
No.
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I'll get you.
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Get me out of this.
Hold 'em, Joe.
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Oh, we'll make this mug
tell us where the money is.
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00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,437
Then we'll
call Mr. Grime
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and tell him we've got
his gas station robbers.
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Wanna tell us
where the money is?
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No!
Wind him up.
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He'll talk.
Oh! Aah!
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Tell us where the money is?
240
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,306
I won't! Oh!
241
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,774
One more time.
Now you gonna talk.
242
00:15:14,798 --> 00:15:16,108
Yes.
243
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,477
It's in the basket
under the table.
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Don't go away.
245
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,497
Well, that's more like it.
246
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Moe, I got the dough.
247
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,154
Here's some for you.
248
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All right, pile those mugs up.
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I'll make a phone call.
250
00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,767
All right.
Get him outta here.
251
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We got the robbers
signed and sealed,
252
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and we'll deliver 'em
to the cops in a little while.
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Goodbye.
254
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:43,775
Ooh.
Shh.
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00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,144
Wise guy, eh?
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Moe, Larry.
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00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,018
What did I do?
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