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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:58,369 Check. Check. 2 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:00,121 Check. Check. 3 00:02:10,422 --> 00:02:12,007 - Hey, Dan. -Jerry. 4 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:14,093 - New sign? -Same sign, Jerry. 5 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:16,220 New suction cups. Come on. 6 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,976 No. I was actually calling about the reunion, 7 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,103 you know, 'cause it's right around the corner. 8 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,147 ...from Barkledge High School. Is this... 9 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,774 ...Well, I... 10 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:30,192 Herbert Farberjust hung up on me. 11 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:33,320 Jesus, dude, how many times have you been married? 12 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:35,531 Well, bring 'em all. 13 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:40,452 May I speak with Jeff Suttleson, please? Jeff? Dan Landsman. 14 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:43,414 From high school. The D Man. 15 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:44,665 No? Nothin'? 16 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,420 Neil Boitress, D Money. 17 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,715 Dan Landsman. 18 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:56,177 It was a nickname. Everyone used to call me that. 19 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,887 Yes, they did. They definitely did. 20 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,764 Class of '94? Yes, there we go. 21 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,101 No, I don't think I still suck. 22 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,270 Yes, it's that time. 23 00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:08,856 Twenty years. Can you believe it? 24 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,524 Well, we sent out a paper invitation 25 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:13,652 and followed that up with an e-vite, and a link to the Facebook page. 26 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:15,362 You did? Great! 27 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,823 But you're not... Got it. 28 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,869 There seemed to be a little indecision in your voice. 29 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:25,789 I'm gonna see if I could flip you. Flip you to a yes. Okay. 30 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,833 That's not very mature. 31 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,966 Craig? Randy? 32 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,470 - So... -I'm up for beers. 33 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,847 What are you guys doing? You guys grabbing beers, or... 34 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:44,600 - Yeah, I don't think... -I'm gonna head home myself. 35 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:47,561 Yeah. So, maybe next time. 36 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:48,896 - Yeah, yeah. -All right, buddy. 37 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,522 - Okay. -Probably next time. 38 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:52,399 Okay. 39 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:53,984 Yeah, I'll call you. 40 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,569 Well, I'm askin' you what the... 41 00:03:55,653 --> 00:03:56,987 What is the future of Pirates' baseball? 42 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,949 The problem is here in Pittsburgh we know that we can't 43 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:03,118 spend as much on salary, so they constantly have guys 44 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,746 that they develop, that leave Pittsburgh. 45 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,290 Well, you know what? You can't bring Dave Parker back. 46 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:10,125 You can't bring back Willie Stargell. 47 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:13,254 You gotta go with what got you there. You gotta go with prospects. 48 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:16,924 Do you think McCutchen is enough to lead this team to a World Series? 49 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,325 They invite you for drinks? 50 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,994 No. 51 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,205 Did you tell them that you wanted to go like we talked about? 52 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,374 Yeah. They just weren't goin' tonight. 53 00:04:51,417 --> 00:04:53,335 I thought they said that last time, 54 00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:54,628 but then you drove by and you saw them. 55 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:56,213 Yeah, well, they weren't doing that this time. 56 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:03,512 Zach, wanna tell your dad about your new girlfriend? 57 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,472 - Girlfriend? -She's not my girlfriend. 58 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,474 Just heard this girl, Heather, likes me. 59 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:11,186 She's older. I told him he should ask her out. 60 00:05:11,312 --> 00:05:12,563 You think I should? 61 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:17,860 I'd do a little more investigating. 62 00:05:18,027 --> 00:05:21,488 These girls usually like older guys. 63 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,490 I think that's what I'm bumpin' up against. 64 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:26,744 You know, put some feelers out there. 65 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,830 I did. And her friend said it's true. 66 00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:35,252 Yeah, well, you never know. I mean, the friend could be lying. 67 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:36,337 Why would she lie? 68 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,380 Well, what if it's a prank planned by all the girls at school 69 00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:39,673 to get you to ask her out 70 00:05:39,757 --> 00:05:40,799 and then they all laugh and make fun of you? 71 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,509 - Dan! -What? 72 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:46,180 I'm just preparing him for certain realities of high school. 73 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:59,318 Good morning. Shurmur Consulting. May I help you? 74 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,028 No... 75 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:09,119 Come on. 76 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,293 Come on! 77 00:06:21,340 --> 00:06:22,383 What the fuck is this? 78 00:06:23,509 --> 00:06:26,428 Where are they? I don't get this. 79 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:27,513 Bill, have you got a second? 80 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:29,973 Yeah, Daniel, come on in. 81 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,017 I hate to bring this up again, 82 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:35,020 but the Internet connection is so beyond frustrating. 83 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,814 - What do you mean, the cord? -No, not the cord. 84 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,857 The speed. We got to get with it, you know. 85 00:06:38,941 --> 00:06:41,068 - That's why we lost the Harkin account. -No. 86 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,695 I went to high school with Dale Harkin, and he won't work with us? 87 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:47,825 The reason we lost the Harkin account is 'cause Dale's dad is a liar. 88 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,910 Dale's dad is a perjurer. 89 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,121 And he wants things faster. He emails. 90 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:55,332 I've been doing this job for 40 years without a computer, and I'm doing fine. 91 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,584 Okay, but what happened to the Bill Shurmur 92 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,211 I always wanted to work for? 93 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:02,881 The Bill Shurmur who always loved catchin' that big fish. 94 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,759 Daniel, I get it. I hear you. 95 00:07:05,843 --> 00:07:09,763 I just don't have the funds for these toys. 96 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,683 I can't! Don't do that. That's not fair. 97 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,017 Come here. 98 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,272 All right, you're my guy. You know that, right? 99 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,398 Yeah, but... 100 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:24,111 And you've been telling me to think bigger for years, 101 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:27,489 but I need to have a little more cashola first, 102 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:30,451 and then, I promise you, 103 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:33,871 the Dan Plan is a go. I promise you. 104 00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,585 Get out of here. 105 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:46,842 Now on sale at Cabinets To Go. 106 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:50,095 We've got solid wood, high-quality kitchen cabinets 107 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:53,599 with features like self-closing European-style hardware, 108 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:56,393 dovetail joints, and guaranteed moisture... 109 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,896 Come on in. You'll find the quality... 110 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:06,737 The ocean and the sun. Both beautiful, both deadly. 111 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,616 Now, the ocean, I can keep that safe pretty easily. 112 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,868 But the sun... 113 00:08:15,746 --> 00:08:21,960 The ocean and the sun. Both beautiful, both deadly. 114 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,510 Stacey? 115 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,554 Honey? 116 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:37,309 This is my beach. And I need to protect it. 117 00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:41,897 Now, the ocean, I can keep that safe pretty easily. 118 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,234 But the sun, 119 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:48,612 I leave that to Banana Boat triple-defense sunscreen for men. 120 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,659 - What? -You didn't notice anything there? 121 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,244 I don't know what we're looking for. 122 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,122 Fucking Lawless! Oliver Lawless. 123 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:01,166 - From high school? -Yes, from high school. 124 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:04,378 On a national commercial. He did it. He made it! 125 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,129 Zach, that was one of Daddy's good friends. 126 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,048 - Really? -No, it was not. 127 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,343 - He was a friend. -This is what you woke us up for? 128 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:13,011 God damn it, Dan! 129 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:15,556 It's gonna take me half an hour to put her back to bed. 130 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:18,141 - Go to sleep, Zach, please. -All right. 131 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,227 Jesus! 132 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:21,645 Let's watch it one more time. 133 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,981 ...sunscreen for men. 134 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,524 Hey, Dad, can I ask you about Heather? 135 00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:27,734 Not now, Zach, we're watching. 136 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,945 - We've seen it a bunch now. -it's crazy, right? 137 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:31,780 - Yeah, I guess. -You guess? 138 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,073 What? Right, 139 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:36,827 how many of your close buddies are on a national TV spot? Come on. 140 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,580 And I'm recording. 141 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:42,040 -...the ocean and the sun... -Nope. No, no, no, stop. 142 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,710 You got to start earlier, then hit play, then exit, 143 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,963 so the bar goes away before it starts. Okay, let's do it again. Run it back. 144 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,590 Back it up, and give me some volume. 145 00:09:49,673 --> 00:09:51,508 - Mom said that I... -Don't worry about Mom. 146 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:55,262 I'll handle Mom. Come on, Zach. One more time, we're so close. 147 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,765 And play- 148 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,560 Banana Boat. 149 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:04,521 The only boat en route to protecting your skin. 150 00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:09,234 - Excuse me. Good'? 151 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,362 Zachary! 152 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,917 Hang up the phones. 153 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:11,213 Hang up the phones! 154 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,173 Okay. 155 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,591 Jesus Christ! 156 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,719 - What are you doing? -And... 157 00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:20,430 - What the fuck? -I'll tell you what the fuck, Randy. 158 00:11:20,514 --> 00:11:21,848 D-Fresh has an idea. 159 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:24,101 - Who's D-Fresh? -it's me, Jerry. Focus. 160 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,477 I have an idea. 161 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,063 It's gonna take this thing to the next level. 162 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:32,526 And get every single person from our class to RSVP "yes." 163 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:33,610 How? 164 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,154 Taj, bring up the reunion Facebook page for me, please. 165 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,531 Everyone gather around. 166 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,032 - Gather around? -Come on. Chop-chop.. 167 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,410 Why? Why would we do that? 168 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,953 Press play for me, Taj. 169 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,249 - The ocean and the sun. - And full screen it for me, Taj. 170 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:50,752 - Both beautiful, both deadly. - What the fuck is this? 171 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,797 - Is that Oliver Lawless? -Yes! 172 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,050 It's Oliver Lawless. He's a big Hollywood actor now. 173 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,553 We get Lawless to come, the whole class will follow. 174 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,513 It's like one of those bullshit charity events. 175 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,223 They bring out the celebrities. 176 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,601 If Dave Schwimmer goes, everyone goes. 177 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,813 Look, as chairman of the alumni committee... 178 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,189 There is no chairman, Dan. 179 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,275 Okay, then how come I am the only one 180 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,736 with the administrator password to the Facebook page, Lucy? 181 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,863 Because you set it up and you won't give it to anyone. 182 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,158 Whatever! I'm telling you he's the answer here, guys. 183 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,244 Okay. Let's just assume that you're right, 184 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,288 and I'm not sayin' that you are, 185 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,666 but let's just... Let's assume it for a second. 186 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,668 - Okay. -How're we supposed to get him? 187 00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:32,753 Yeah. 188 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:33,837 He hasn't responded to anything. 189 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,297 Nothing. 190 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,841 Maybe I should be the one reaching out. We're old friends. 191 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:41,720 - You were not friends with Lawless. -Was I not, Randy? 192 00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:44,014 Is that why he sent me the video, 'cause we weren't friends? 193 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,433 Well, you could've just recorded it off your TV. 194 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,226 - That's obviously what he did. -That's exactly what he did. 195 00:12:48,310 --> 00:12:49,561 Guys, guys, we're getting away from the issue here. 196 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,063 Okay, okay, how 'bout we go to the other issue then. 197 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:56,067 The one where you're, like, lying about being friends with Lawless. 198 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,445 I don't need this. 199 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,907 I'm going to get my friend Oliver Lawless 200 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,827 to come to this reunion and then we'll see which issue is which. 201 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,413 What? 202 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:12,125 Oliver! What's up, dude? 203 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,629 Haven't seen you in a long time, bro. Since high school? 204 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,506 Has it been that long? Jeez! 205 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:22,677 So, looking very likely I'll be headin' out to the West side on biz. 206 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,638 Thought maybe we could grab some brews 207 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,766 on the old expense account. Holler at me, dawg. 208 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,144 You can message me here, or you can hit me up on my email. 209 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,646 Peace. 210 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,024 D Rock. 211 00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,360 - Morning, Shelley. -Hey, Dan. 212 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,403 - James. -Dan. 213 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,670 Los Angeles businesses. 214 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,093 Drazen Partners. Voila. 215 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:07,430 Kent Drazen. Hello, sir. 216 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,602 - Bill, you got a sec? -Yeah, come on in. 217 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:14,396 Got a very exciting prospect. 218 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,274 This firm in LA just fired their whole team. 219 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,859 I got wind of it. Made a couple of calls. 220 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,945 Ended up havin' a pretty substantial email exchange 221 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,030 with the CEO, Kent Drazen. 222 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:25,323 He wants me to fly out there and meet him. 223 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,617 Here, check out the email. Kent Drazen. 224 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,995 - Well, then I guess... -He's the CEO. 225 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,538 - I pressed something... -Here, no problem. 226 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,998 - I'll get it right back. -Please. 227 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,499 - There it is. -No. Forget it. 228 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,876 - Just... I don't... -Is that better? Are you sure? 229 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,002 - No, no. -You can see it. 230 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,128 Please. 231 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,798 Well, right here, 232 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:46,011 he says how he likes doing things the old-fashioned way, face to face. 233 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,554 Reminds me of you, Bill. 234 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,100 And right here he says, "I would love to do business with your company." 235 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,935 I mean, that's a strong email. 236 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,648 You have an instinct here, Daniel? 237 00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,651 I do. This could be big. 238 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,071 - Let's do it. -Yeah? 239 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:08,450 Yeah. You book two tickets. Economy. 240 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,743 Well... 241 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,495 You want to... 242 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,581 - Yeah, I should meet him. -Yeah. 243 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,875 Well, I mean, I hope it doesn't spook him, but... 244 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,169 - Well, why would it spook him? -Yeah. Right. 245 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,672 Well, let me check the airlines. See if I can grab you a seat. 246 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:26,176 Thursday flights, sold out, sold out, sold out. 247 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:29,554 Cross-checking with the other carriers. Nothing. 248 00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:32,849 - And you can see that on the phone? -Yeah, it's a new app. 249 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,728 - We tried. -Hold on. 250 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,521 Looks like a solo mission this time. 251 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,983 I got an idea. Let me just call Roselle. 252 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,234 She's been my travel agent... 253 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,070 She's gonna be looking at the same screen I'm looking at. 254 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:48,531 Never hurts to try. I got to tell you, I don't trust the web. 255 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,533 Yeah. Roselle, please. 256 00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,800 - You did a soul patch? -Yeah. 257 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:08,843 - Zach, don't drag the suitcase. -Sorry. 258 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,470 This is huge. 259 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,681 You found this guy. Does Bill know that? 260 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:13,807 Yeah, he knows. 261 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,266 Are you gonna have time to do anything cool, Dad? 262 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,894 Zach, this is a business trip. Not a lot of room for dickin' around. 263 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,187 Get the suitcase out, please. 264 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:22,190 You're gonna kill it. I'm so proud of you. 265 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,359 - Who was doubting himself? -I was. 266 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,945 - And who told you that you shouldn't? -You did. 267 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,408 - I love you. -Love you. 268 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,244 Daddy's got a business trip. 269 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,580 Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few minutes 270 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,915 I'll be coming through the cabin to 271 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,417 offer you a selection from our beverage service. 272 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,293 This is a nice plane. 273 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,046 Yeah. Glad Roselle was able to get you a seat. 274 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,382 Yeah, right away. 275 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,427 I told you, online, it's a crapshoot. 276 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,514 I want to go over the itinerary just once more with you. 277 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,185 - Okay. -We land at 4:40. 278 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,397 There should be a Marathon Rent-a-Car shuttle at baggage claim. 279 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:05,150 We go, we walk... You okay? 280 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,694 - Are you nervous? -No. 281 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,821 I haven't heard from Drazen actually. 282 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,781 Ever since I emailed him that you were joining. 283 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,199 Yeah. 284 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:16,077 Listen, next time you email him, can you add me to it? 285 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:18,621 I've seen those, where there's multiple... 286 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:22,125 Yeah, the thing about that is if it doesn't start as a group thing, 287 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,960 it's tough to add someone later. 288 00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:25,587 Well, that makes sense. 289 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,647 - Two rooms. -Two rooms. 290 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,274 - Thank you. -You're welcome. 291 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,651 Hi, I'd like to leave a message for Bill Shurmur. 292 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,571 It's from Kent Drazen. Meeting canceled. 293 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,031 Hold on one sec. 294 00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,494 - Hello? - Is this Daniel? 295 00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,622 Oliver! What's up? Hold on. Can you hold on? 296 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,290 - I guess. -You sure'? 297 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,793 - Yeah, go. -I'll call you back. 298 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,339 - Dude. -What's up, Daniel? 299 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,092 Not much. You know, actually, I go by Dan now. 300 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,593 Great. 301 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,429 Right? Yeah, it's shorter. Daniel's kind of... 302 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,681 - Yeah, man. Dan's better. -Yeah, thank you. 303 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,016 I'm glad you like it. 304 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,976 So, what's up, Dan? Why'd you call? 305 00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:26,439 Well, like I said on my VM, I'm in town on business. 306 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,358 Okay- 307 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,692 Hey, you wanna get a beer? 308 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,488 No, man, this week's kind of tough for me, but... 309 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,697 How long you in town for? 310 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,533 Just a couple of clays actually. 311 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,493 Are you comin' out at all again this year? 312 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,454 No, I don't have that planned at all. 313 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,461 All right, fuck it. I'll meet you. 314 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,215 - Redbury in 30. - Redbury? 315 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:55,009 Okay, is that a... You know what, I'll find it. 316 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,095 Hello? 317 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,398 Sir? 318 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:11,734 Again, if your whole party's not here, I'm gonna need the couch. 319 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,363 He's parking right now. Please just cut me a little slack. 320 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,073 - Three minutes. -Thank you. 321 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,767 - Dan? Hey. -Dude, yeah. What's up? 322 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,189 - You all right? -Yeah. I got us a couch. 323 00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:51,024 Hey, let's sit at the bar. 324 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,445 I'm not gonna need the couch. 325 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:01,326 Yeah, it's a little consulting firm meeting with a big firm. 326 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:05,330 Hopin' they'll contract us to... This is so boring. 327 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,373 - What am I rambling on about? -I've no idea, man. 328 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:10,960 You are killing it, sir. 329 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,046 "Banana Boat. 330 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:17,217 "It's the only boat en route to protecting your skin." 331 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,010 Fucking sick, bro! 332 00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,553 Yeah. It turned out all right. 333 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:21,763 All right? 334 00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,390 Do you have any idea how many people around here 335 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,142 are trying to do what you're doing? 336 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,061 And you know how many of them fail? 337 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,148 Good for you, dawg. Just like in high school. 338 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,694 "There's Lawless." "What's he doin'?" "Steppin' back for the three." 339 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,075 Fuck! 340 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:44,452 I haven't thought about that in a while. 341 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,872 Hey, you know what? You should come to the reunion. 342 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,415 - Twenty years, 00min' up. -Nah, man. 343 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,167 - That's not my thing. -Yeah. 344 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,047 Damn. 345 00:20:56,130 --> 00:21:00,176 You must be crushin' on out here with the talent level off the charts. 346 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,345 I mean, the acting thing must help with the girls. 347 00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:04,555 Girls and guys. 348 00:21:08,351 --> 00:21:10,770 - What with guys? -Well... 349 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:15,108 I mean, are you gay? Are you gay, dude? 350 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,318 I mean, it's totally cool, if you are. 351 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:19,320 I'm not into labels. 352 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,365 I don't know, I like whatever. 353 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,159 Cool. Cool. 354 00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,331 Scoop section lists several approaches to online privacy 355 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,083 along with the conventional wisdom about each one... 356 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,253 - Here you go. -Okay. 357 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,297 I've never taken a muscle relaxant before. 358 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,756 Down the old hatch. 359 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,511 Yeah, man, it's a good buzz when you booze. 360 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,805 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm feeling it already. 361 00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:48,975 All right, so what, you got married right after high school? 362 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,811 College, actually. Yeah. We got pregnant. 363 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,813 And then, bought a house down in Clarkstown. 364 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:57,191 It's a nice area, you know. Good schools. 365 00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:59,402 Then, you married Stacey Polster? 366 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:01,946 Fourteen years. 367 00:22:02,030 --> 00:22:03,781 - She was cute. -Yeah. 368 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,242 She was no Holly James, but... 369 00:22:07,785 --> 00:22:10,288 Fuck you, man. Holly James. Shit. 370 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,082 It's been a while since I've heard that name. 371 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,917 I bet. 372 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,839 - Her pussy, man. -Yeah? 373 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,090 So tight. 374 00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:25,094 - Like, almost too tight. -Oh, shit. 375 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,349 Hey. She'll be there. 376 00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:32,602 - Where? -At the reunion. You should come. 377 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:35,313 Fuck that tight pussy again. 378 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:38,483 She'd be all over my shit, wouldn't she? 379 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,735 - Totally. -No, no, no. 380 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:43,696 - There's no way I'm going to that. -No? 381 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,116 Okay. 382 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,037 Yeah. 383 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,581 - Yeah, I don't really... -Okay. Make a fist. 384 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,208 - Okay, here we go. -Here we go. 385 00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,460 And we just have to snort it? Yeah? 386 00:22:58,294 --> 00:23:00,129 All right. Here we go. 387 00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,970 Holy shit. Is that Dermot Mulroney? 388 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:09,472 Right there. 389 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,225 - Yeah, that is Dermot. -Wait a second. You know... 390 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,644 You just call him Dermot? Are you guys friends? 391 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:16,729 I mean, yeah. 392 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,732 That is so weird how you guys all know each other. 393 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,234 LA's a big town, but the business is small. 394 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:24,320 Small. Right. You should go talk to him. 395 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:25,696 - Yeah? -Yeah. 396 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,490 - Nah, man. -Yeah, go. 397 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,117 Yeah, I probably should, I should say hi. 398 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,618 - Yeah. -Yeah. 399 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:38,084 - Hey, what's up, buddy? -Hey. 400 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:39,335 How you doing? 401 00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:41,879 Yeah, do we know each other? 402 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:46,634 No. No, no. No. I'm just a big fan of your work. 403 00:23:46,801 --> 00:23:48,261 - Hey, thanks. -Yeah. 404 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:49,887 Thanks a lot. 405 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:53,099 - I'm an actor too, so... -Right on, brother. 406 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,642 It's great seeing you. 407 00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,519 I'm in a Banana Boat ad right now. 408 00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,063 Cool. 409 00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:02,692 Did you ever do any commercials, or... 410 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:03,776 - No. -Okay. 411 00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,736 No, I started in studio films. 412 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,447 Films? Yeah. Of course you did. 413 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,407 - I've seen every one of them. -Thanks a lot. 414 00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:11,033 - Yeah. -Thank you. 415 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,495 - Dermot Mulroney. -Yeah. 416 00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:15,580 - Good to see you. -Thank you. 417 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:16,873 - Oliver. -Yeah, Oliver. 418 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,624 Yeah. Good to meet you, man. 419 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:21,127 All right, man, you guys keep rockin'. 420 00:24:24,881 --> 00:24:25,882 What? 421 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,468 What happened? What did he say? 422 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:31,304 He was just talking shit. He wanted me to sit down. 423 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,306 I was like, "I gotta go, man. My buddy's here, so..." 424 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:34,807 You don't wanna get caught up in that, man. 425 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:36,476 He'll just... He'll eat up your whole night. 426 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,478 - Yeah? -Let's go have a drink. 427 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:39,812 All right, yeah. 428 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,243 - Hello? -Hey, honey. 429 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,413 What are you doing? It's 4:00 in the morning. 430 00:24:57,497 --> 00:24:59,415 Shit. I'm sorry. Hey, did you see my Facebook? 431 00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,250 I posted a new pic. You gotta check it out. 432 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,003 - Dan, I'm sleeping. - Please, please. 433 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:07,256 Just go down there to the computer really quick, honey, please? 434 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:08,633 Christ. 435 00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,554 He's gotta be kidding me. 436 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,764 You on there yet? 437 00:25:15,598 --> 00:25:19,185 - Baby, you on there? -I just walked into the living room. 438 00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:21,604 Okay. 439 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,356 Are you on there now? 440 00:25:24,815 --> 00:25:26,108 - Wait, is that... - Yes, it is. 441 00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:27,610 Oliver Lawless. I'm hanging outwith him. 442 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,237 And you know, we just saw Dermot Mulroney. 443 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,073 And he just seems like a normal guy. Just a totally regular dude. 444 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,909 Well, that's great, honey, but what... How was the meeting? 445 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,037 What meeting? Right, yeah. Good, really, really good. 446 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,498 Okay, well, so is it happening? 447 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,667 You know, it's close. There's contingencies. 448 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,043 - I'm cooked, man. -You're cooked. 449 00:25:44,126 --> 00:25:45,586 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I gotta go. 450 00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:47,129 I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you, bye. 451 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,719 Dude, I'm so happy. Best night ever. Best night ever. 452 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,596 - Are you kidding? it was great. -Can we do it again? 453 00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,306 Absolutely, man. Hey, take care. 454 00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,808 - Tomorrow night? Bring Dermot. -All right, man. 455 00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:00,851 - Yeah, I'll text him. -And the reunion? 456 00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,937 Nah. All right, brother. 457 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,753 Hello? 458 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:30,590 What's up, man, you okay? 459 00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:33,342 - Yeah, can I come in? -Get in here. 460 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,723 - Do you have a minibar? -I don't think I have one. 461 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,433 - Fuck. Right here. -Is that what it is? 462 00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:41,767 - Yeah, help yourself. -Yes. 463 00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:44,312 Fifteen bucks a bottle, no big deal. 464 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,737 I fucking couldn't sleep, man. 465 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,739 Yeah, me neither. 466 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,999 Man, you ever feel like you're just... 467 00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:08,544 You're just lying to yourself? 468 00:27:09,879 --> 00:27:10,963 What do you mean? 469 00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:13,966 Well, when you lie to yourself, you lie to the whole world. 470 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,471 And that's a shit-heavy thing to carry around. 471 00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:24,060 It's like do you ever feel like you're so on the same page with someone 472 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,228 that you don't even know what to say to that person? 473 00:27:28,898 --> 00:27:32,568 Ask me why I'm here, Oliver. Why I'm really here. 474 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,488 You're here for your business meeting, right? 475 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,325 That's what my wife thinks. 476 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,411 That's what my boss, who's sleeping right above us, thinks. 477 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,165 But the truth is, I came here 478 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:49,418 to get you to come to our high school reunion. 479 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,630 I'm on the alumni committee, Oliver. 480 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:55,925 I'm actually chairman of the damn thing. 481 00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:58,344 Jesus. 482 00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,470 And I told them 483 00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:04,684 if I got you to come, that everyone else would, too. 484 00:28:06,852 --> 00:28:08,688 I mean, you really think they'd give a shit? 485 00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:10,523 Are you kidding me? They would shit themselves. 486 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,024 You're Oliver Lawless. 487 00:28:13,234 --> 00:28:15,236 Yeah, whatever that means. 488 00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,114 Okay. 489 00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:23,619 Do you know what I did when I graduated high school? 490 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:28,416 I went to community college. Down the street from high school. 491 00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:30,376 Took the first job I got. 492 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:35,297 I never left home. I did what every other asshole did. 493 00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:36,924 But not you. 494 00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:41,554 You said, "Fuck it." You went after your dream. 495 00:28:42,138 --> 00:28:45,641 - Yeah. -And you fuckin' fulfilled it. 496 00:28:45,725 --> 00:28:49,270 You're the Banana Boat spokesman? Excuse me? 497 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:53,566 Banging hot chicks all over town. Boys with Mulroney. 498 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:57,111 You are the best thing to ever come out of Barkledge, bro. 499 00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:58,904 By a long shot. 500 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:01,991 And if you come to this thing, 501 00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:05,828 you will be giving those people a gift 502 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:09,373 that they will remember for the rest of their pathetic lives. 503 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:19,508 So wait. 504 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,387 What'd you tell your boss? 505 00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:26,766 No, no. I'm so fucked. I told... 506 00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:30,728 I told him that there's a CEO in town that wants to work with us. 507 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,481 Why would you do that? 508 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:36,942 I didn't think he would come. It's so stupid. 509 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:40,362 - What are you gonna do about it? -I don't know. 510 00:29:41,363 --> 00:29:45,117 But he's gonna find out that I made up the whole thing. 511 00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,121 Wait. 512 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:51,957 Maybe he doesn't have to. 513 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:57,171 And thank you, Mr. Drazen, for reconsidering. 514 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,631 That's very kind of you. 515 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,925 Well, first of all, call me Kent. 516 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:02,551 Okay, let's just get that right out of the way. 517 00:30:02,635 --> 00:30:05,596 And can I just say? This man is a superstar. 518 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:06,931 Did I tell you that already? 519 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:09,892 He single-handedly got me excited about this, 520 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,519 and I don't get excited easy. 521 00:30:11,602 --> 00:30:13,646 Yeah, that's Daniel. 522 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:14,939 Thanks, Mr. Drazen. 523 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:17,024 Now, let me tell you why this deal still isn't gonna happen. 524 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:19,985 I talked to the board this morning. 525 00:30:20,069 --> 00:30:22,071 We ran the numbers forward and backward. 526 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,532 And, I mean, we really wanted to make this work, 527 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,409 but sadly we are just maxed out right now. 528 00:30:27,535 --> 00:30:28,536 - Damn. -Yep. 529 00:30:28,619 --> 00:30:30,621 Now, here's what I propose. We put a pin in it. 530 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:33,541 All right? We come back next fiscal when the flow's a little healthier. 531 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,043 - We revisit. -I like that. 532 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:37,628 That sounds good, thank you. 533 00:30:37,711 --> 00:30:40,214 Just hang on one second, Daniel. 534 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:42,424 I won't be able to sleep tonight if I don't say this, 535 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,718 but there's got to be some way we can make this work. 536 00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:47,596 Bill, you know, they ran the numbers. 537 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,057 - The numbers have been run. -Sorry. 538 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:51,350 I'm very sorry. 539 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,777 How about if we cut our fee? All right? 25%. 540 00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,951 That's very generous, but I'm afraid that still won't get it done. 541 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:10,870 50%. 542 00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:13,372 - Bill, can we even... -All right. 543 00:31:13,956 --> 00:31:15,124 Come on, Kent. 544 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:17,501 We both know this deal makes sense. 545 00:31:17,585 --> 00:31:20,421 And this guy, I mean, he can deliver. 546 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:24,133 So, I just don't know how you can say no to this deal. 547 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,601 - Man, I don't know what to say. -Say yes. 548 00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:45,988 - Okay, you got yourself a deal. -Yes. Excellent. 549 00:31:47,489 --> 00:31:48,866 This feels right. 550 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,993 This makes sense. 551 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,870 You see? Okay... 552 00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:54,955 Okay, well, I'm shaking. 553 00:31:55,998 --> 00:31:57,291 I'm a little shaky as well. 554 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,838 I'm gonna get the best champagne this place has. 555 00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:05,758 All right. 556 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,762 Fuck me! That was awesome! 557 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,013 I mean, we just had a back and forth 558 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:12,556 that was like... ltjust fucking evolved, you know. 559 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:13,766 That was great. 560 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,809 - That was great. -I didn't go too far, did I? 561 00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:18,896 - I mean, that felt natural to me. -Yeah, I mean, you know, 562 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,649 the part where you accepted the deal might have been a little bit. 563 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:23,192 - Yeah, but Dan, it was real. -Yeah. 564 00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:25,277 If I said no, it would've been false, totally false. 565 00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:27,237 He would have seen right through it. 566 00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:28,614 Maybe. I mean... 567 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:30,866 I was buying the whole out-of-cash argument. 568 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:32,910 God! It was fucking good, man. 569 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:35,579 No, well, I mean... Nah, nah, nah, Dan. That's fine. 570 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:37,373 You get to look great. Nobody gets hurt. 571 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:39,124 Well, Bill. 572 00:32:39,208 --> 00:32:40,542 What? You kidding me? Look at him. 573 00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:44,338 He's having the time of his life. Guy couldn't be happier. 574 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,215 - Yeah. -Come on, look. 575 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:49,176 We're in the catbird seat. Okay? We can pull the plug whenever we want. 576 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:51,637 Either way there's no deal. Just get that in your head. 577 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:52,888 - No deal. -Okay. 578 00:32:52,972 --> 00:32:55,891 Why not let it sit for a little bit? Have a little fun with it. I don't know. 579 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,309 - You know? -Yeah. 580 00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,144 - I mean, maybe you're right. -Maybe I'm right? 581 00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:00,729 Fuck you. Damn right I'm right. 582 00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:02,606 Damn right I'm right. Now, we're gonna celebrate. 583 00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:03,774 - Okay. -We're gonna drink some bubbly. 584 00:33:03,857 --> 00:33:05,317 - Yes, and then... -And have a good time. 585 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:06,819 Tomorrow you call him and say... 586 00:33:06,902 --> 00:33:08,487 Yeah, whatever, we don't wanna do it. 587 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:10,739 Yeah. A week from now, we'll do it tomorrow, 588 00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:11,865 -but right now, -No rush. 589 00:33:11,949 --> 00:33:13,909 - We're not gonna think about it. -Probably the sooner the better, but hey! 590 00:33:13,993 --> 00:33:14,994 We're gonna celebrate, right? 591 00:33:30,259 --> 00:33:31,802 - You don't know who that is? -I don't. 592 00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:33,470 You haven't seen his national commercial spot? 593 00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:34,638 - No. -Banana Boat. 594 00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:35,848 He's the Banana Boat guy. 595 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,683 - That's the fucking guy! -Hey! 596 00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:40,519 That guy is this guy and this guy is that guy. 597 00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:51,655 We're friends from high school. 598 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:01,457 - What's up, A-Time. -A-Time. 599 00:34:01,582 --> 00:34:03,083 Come on. 600 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,170 Go on. 601 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,261 Time out. 602 00:34:15,763 --> 00:34:18,098 Billy, KD here. 603 00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:20,267 Listen, man, just wanted to say it was a pleasure meeting you, 604 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:23,270 and I look forward to doing some biz. Drazen out. 605 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,067 Hey, ladies! 606 00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:39,244 - Give me that. -That's so good. 607 00:34:39,328 --> 00:34:41,914 - No, no, no, no. Come on. The coke. -The coke. Sorry. 608 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:43,832 Yeah, right there... Right here is fine. 609 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,293 All right, cool. Thank you. 610 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:47,795 All right. 611 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:09,399 - Fuck! -Oh, my God. 612 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,697 Dude... 613 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,707 I haven't had a night like that in a long time. 614 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:29,086 Man, I had such a blast, too. 615 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:33,590 Dan... 616 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:37,803 Thank you, man. 617 00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:39,972 Thank you, man. 618 00:35:48,522 --> 00:35:49,523 Come here. 619 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,073 All right. 620 00:36:38,614 --> 00:36:40,449 - I'll come to reunion. -Oh, my God. 621 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,830 - Hey, bro. -Hey. 622 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,208 It was fun last night, man. 623 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:34,878 Yeah. 624 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,755 You want some coffee or something? 625 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,423 No, no, I'm good. 626 00:37:40,842 --> 00:37:42,636 Gee, I hate this. 627 00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:44,680 What's up, babe? 628 00:37:45,847 --> 00:37:47,891 What are you doin'? 629 00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:51,019 Just waking up. 630 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,523 Yeah, my phone died... 631 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,191 Sorry, babe. 632 00:37:57,693 --> 00:37:59,194 What did you get into last night? 633 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,531 Yeah, it was fun. 634 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:06,118 T-shirt? 635 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:07,494 Second drawer. 636 00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:10,205 Yeah. 637 00:38:14,543 --> 00:38:16,378 I texted you. 638 00:38:18,714 --> 00:38:20,340 Fuck you. 639 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,134 You're full of shit. Check your phone. 640 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:25,554 Babe, how was it? 641 00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:33,145 Come on, baby, not again. It's too early for this shit. 642 00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:37,065 Yeah, nothin'. 643 00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:40,569 I gotta... 644 00:38:41,611 --> 00:38:43,196 Just give me a sec. 645 00:38:43,447 --> 00:38:44,865 - My plane. -What? 646 00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,576 Hang on a second. 647 00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:50,871 All right, man. 648 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:57,294 Just come pick me up. We can go from here. 649 00:39:00,756 --> 00:39:02,174 It doesn't matter... 650 00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:13,685 Mimosa? 651 00:39:15,437 --> 00:39:16,688 Mimosa? 652 00:39:16,772 --> 00:39:20,609 Wow, wow, wow. What a trip, huh? 653 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,278 Closin' that deal like the old days, huh? 654 00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:25,280 - Mimosa? -Yep, here we go. 655 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:29,326 One of the perks of first-class travel. 656 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:31,870 You earned it, Dan boy. 657 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,372 Mimosa? 658 00:40:11,118 --> 00:40:12,786 Congratulations. 659 00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,712 Bill must be thrilled. Did you ask for a raise? 660 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,799 Not yet. It just happened. 661 00:40:25,882 --> 00:40:29,386 Well, you gotta ask him about it. This is all because of you. 662 00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:31,847 I know, IWill. 663 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:35,142 And what about Lawless? Did you get him to come? 664 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,270 What? 665 00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:39,604 Is he gonna come to the reunion? 666 00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:41,940 Possibly. 667 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:44,276 I mean... 668 00:40:45,694 --> 00:40:50,282 He wants to, but it's a big expense. Have to fly him out here and put him up. 669 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:51,783 What's this? 670 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,037 There are no buttons on this shirt. 671 00:40:56,538 --> 00:40:57,706 That's weird. 672 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,917 Were there buttons on there when you bought it? 673 00:41:01,001 --> 00:41:03,462 Yes, I wouldn't buy a shirt without buttons. 674 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,465 So what goes on now? 675 00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:09,926 People just try shit on and then throw it on the ground? 676 00:41:10,010 --> 00:41:13,805 Step on stuff and buttons come off, 677 00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:16,099 and they just put it on the rack and sell it? 678 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:19,227 Okay, I'll return it tomorrow. 679 00:41:19,561 --> 00:41:20,645 Are you gonna say somethin'? 680 00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:23,106 'Cause something needs to be said to the manager. 681 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:25,567 'Cause that's fucking bullshit. 682 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,070 It's Lawless. 683 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:32,324 Olli. D-Smooth. What's up, my brother? 684 00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:36,077 Hey, that was some fuckin' fun ass shit out there in LA. 685 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:39,664 The LA. It's like a great place, shit. 686 00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:43,126 So, yeah, give me a call back. I wanna talk reunion with you. 687 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:46,671 I'm feeling like the more I think about it, the lamer it gets, you know? 688 00:41:46,755 --> 00:41:48,089 I don't know, I'm thinking about bailin' 689 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:49,341 on the whole thing, to be honest with you. 690 00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:52,260 Who needs to see all those clowns? 691 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:55,430 So, yeah, give me a call back. I'll shoot you an SMS as well. 692 00:41:55,889 --> 00:41:57,432 All right. Peace, bro. 693 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:00,852 Two, three... 694 00:42:00,936 --> 00:42:02,771 What's goin' on here? What is all this stuff? 695 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:07,567 These are brand new computers. Top-of-the-line, just what you wanted. 696 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,111 Puttin' the Dan Plan into action. 697 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:13,406 We're gonna give this office a facelift. Hip up the place. 698 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:16,117 Well, that's great, 699 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:18,495 but do you think maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves a little bit? 700 00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:20,580 I mean, what if the deal falls through or somethin'? 701 00:42:20,664 --> 00:42:22,791 I mean, we haven't even signed the paperwork yet. 702 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:25,418 No, no, no. It's as good as done. 703 00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:30,215 I'm a very good judge of people, and I trust Drazen. 704 00:42:30,298 --> 00:42:31,633 - Yeah, I do, too... -And guess what? 705 00:42:32,926 --> 00:42:36,096 I sent Dale Harkin an email. 706 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,264 Get the fuck out of here. 707 00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:39,057 I did. I told him about the Drazen deal, 708 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:40,892 and I told him about what's going on here 709 00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:42,811 and he wants another meeting. 710 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:45,814 Oh, man, you... You scored. 711 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,025 Danny, I am so proud of you, bucko. 712 00:42:49,150 --> 00:42:52,237 - Thanks. -Come on, enjoy. This is for you. 713 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,990 - You feel good? -Yeah, I'm startin' to feel good. 714 00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:07,043 What's this? 715 00:43:08,169 --> 00:43:11,423 Dan, let me just start by suckin' a little shit here. 716 00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,008 Lawless RSVP'd. 717 00:43:13,091 --> 00:43:15,135 And then a bunch of others RSVP'd. 718 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:17,220 Yeah, and I've turned several "noes" into "maybes." 719 00:43:17,304 --> 00:43:19,014 Several "noes." 720 00:43:19,097 --> 00:43:21,433 Now "maybes" 'cause of you, your plan. 721 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:23,852 Well, you know, thanks, guys, but... 722 00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:26,605 We doubted you, pal. We wanna apologize for that. 723 00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:29,774 Should we just skip this bullshit and go celebrate? 724 00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:32,777 - Yeah. Yeah, we should. -Yeah. 725 00:43:32,861 --> 00:43:34,112 - Yes. -All right, yeah. 726 00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:35,905 I'm buying drinks tonight, and we're gonna drink 'em together. 727 00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:37,115 - Oh, yeah. -I think you should do it, dude. 728 00:43:37,198 --> 00:43:40,076 - Great job, Dan. -Look at you, big man. 729 00:43:40,201 --> 00:43:41,786 So, walk us through it. How did you do it? 730 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:44,122 You go out there. You give him a call. He answers, you say what? 731 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:45,957 Yeah, tell us how you turned him, Dan. 732 00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:48,209 You know, it was a very delicate dance, guys. 733 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,919 It was just, I think, you know, 734 00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:52,881 the key was makin' it seem like it was his idea. 735 00:43:54,341 --> 00:43:55,508 How? 736 00:43:55,592 --> 00:43:56,718 - How? -Exactly. 737 00:43:56,801 --> 00:43:58,595 Yeah, how exactly did you do that? 738 00:43:59,054 --> 00:44:00,680 You know, I don't even really remember it. 739 00:44:00,764 --> 00:44:02,557 I just sort of flipped the script. 740 00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:06,645 Sort of like a reverse psychology and a subtle thing I did, 741 00:44:06,728 --> 00:44:09,856 then all of a sudden he was eatin' out of the palm of my hand. 742 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:15,528 "Dude, when is it, D... Slice. What do I wear?" 743 00:44:15,612 --> 00:44:18,657 I was like, "Calm down. It's not for a few weeks. We'll be in touch." 744 00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:22,077 But, fuck, he's been blowin' me up ever since. 745 00:44:44,808 --> 00:44:46,476 Yeah. 746 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,980 Yeah. Yeah. 747 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,527 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? 748 00:45:02,701 --> 00:45:04,828 We should do that more often. 749 00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:08,456 Well, what are those? 750 00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:11,918 CK. Boxer brief hybrid. You like? 751 00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:15,255 Yeah, they are really cute. 752 00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:18,299 Look at that tush. 753 00:46:04,471 --> 00:46:06,473 Just the cutest... 754 00:46:08,349 --> 00:46:10,643 So, Heather, you like Zach? 755 00:46:10,727 --> 00:46:12,353 - Dad. -I do. 756 00:46:13,521 --> 00:46:15,648 What do you like about him? 757 00:46:15,732 --> 00:46:19,235 Well, I think he's funny. 758 00:46:19,319 --> 00:46:21,780 He's smart. 759 00:46:21,863 --> 00:46:23,573 Super hot. 760 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:32,665 - Dad, the phone? -Zach, I know. I'm getting it. 761 00:46:35,376 --> 00:46:39,047 What's up, dude? My son's in the car. 762 00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:41,132 What's goin' on, dawg? You get my VM? 763 00:46:41,216 --> 00:46:43,176 - No, man, I don't check those. - Cool. 764 00:46:43,259 --> 00:46:45,470 Hey, Mr. Lawless, I love your commercial. 765 00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:48,431 - Who's that? - Okay, just hang on one sec, Oliver. 766 00:46:51,392 --> 00:46:52,560 Get out of the car, both of you. 767 00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,312 - But why? -Just for a second. 768 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,022 I'm gonna finish the call, then you can get back in. 769 00:46:56,105 --> 00:46:58,066 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. -All right, All right. 770 00:46:58,149 --> 00:46:59,776 You put the child lock on. 771 00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:02,987 - God! -Thank you. 772 00:47:03,071 --> 00:47:04,781 And then close the door, close the door behind you. 773 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:06,324 Close the door. 774 00:47:06,407 --> 00:47:09,953 - Sorry about that. Where were we? - I have no idea. 775 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,663 Yeah, I know, the reunion. 776 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:13,623 Yeah, what do you think? Should we bail? 777 00:47:13,706 --> 00:47:15,542 Bail? Why? No, man, I'm down. 778 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:18,002 Yeah, I could be down. I could be down. 779 00:47:18,086 --> 00:47:21,673 It's just... My head keeps on going back to when we were out in LA 780 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:25,176 partying and saying how fucking stupid it was, right? 781 00:47:25,260 --> 00:47:26,928 I mean, you even said there's no way you would go. 782 00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:28,221 You remember sayin' that? 783 00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:31,140 Yeah, but then you kind of sold me on it. I mean, Holly James. 784 00:47:31,224 --> 00:47:33,184 Thought it'd be fun to crash with you and Stacey. 785 00:47:34,269 --> 00:47:36,271 Yeah. It's just... 786 00:47:36,354 --> 00:47:38,106 Do we have the room, the baby... 787 00:47:38,273 --> 00:47:40,859 No, worries. I'll just stay at Craig's. 788 00:47:40,942 --> 00:47:42,360 You guys talked? 789 00:47:42,569 --> 00:47:44,904 Yeah, he said he's got plenty of room. 790 00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:47,198 You know what? I'm sure we can make it happen. 791 00:47:47,282 --> 00:47:48,908 Have you stay with us. 792 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:52,662 Unless that's weird. 793 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:55,707 No, why would that be weird? 794 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:57,792 Yeah. No, it's not. 795 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,380 All right, man, either way. 796 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:05,008 Or yeah, just the way we just said. 797 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:07,719 Hello? 798 00:48:07,802 --> 00:48:11,890 Okay. Okay, All right. Come on. Let's go. Let's go! 799 00:48:11,973 --> 00:48:13,057 Come on, guys! 800 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,250 There he is. See my sign? Like I'm your driver. 801 00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,336 - Where are we? Which way? -This way. 802 00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:45,006 All right, I'll just put it over here if anyone needs it. 803 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:49,636 - Care if I smoke? -Not at all. God, no. 804 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:54,766 Please, go on ahead. Mind if I bum one? 805 00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:57,518 I mean, unless you're low. Thank you, kindly. 806 00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,860 Make yourself comfortable, yeah. 807 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:21,876 All right. 808 00:49:23,670 --> 00:49:27,382 Hey, real quick, just to clear up any... 809 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,219 What happened in LA, 810 00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:34,889 if we could just keep that... 811 00:49:37,392 --> 00:49:39,602 - Yeah. Yeah, of course. -Cool. 812 00:49:39,686 --> 00:49:41,145 I mean, I don't even know what that... 813 00:49:42,397 --> 00:49:46,109 Dan, it's in the past. Let's have a fun weekend. 814 00:49:46,234 --> 00:49:47,402 Yeah. 815 00:49:48,277 --> 00:49:51,030 Yeah, absolutely. 816 00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:57,578 That's where we did. Where else were we gonna hang out? 817 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:00,248 Dan, I don't know how you did it, man, 818 00:50:00,331 --> 00:50:01,791 but you bagged yourself a good one. 819 00:50:01,874 --> 00:50:03,334 Yeah, I had a huge crush on her. 820 00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:04,460 - What? -Okay. 821 00:50:04,544 --> 00:50:06,754 - You didn't. -Come on, you knew. 822 00:50:06,838 --> 00:50:08,381 - No. -Yeah, you knew. 823 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:11,718 I would stare at you every day in that class that we had. 824 00:50:11,801 --> 00:50:14,220 Remember with the freak teacher? He wore his fucking pants up to here. 825 00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:16,556 - Right, what was his name? -Yeah. 826 00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:18,474 - Mil something. -Milman? 827 00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:21,102 Milton. Jesus. 828 00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:23,229 - Dad, can I ask you something? -Yeah, yeah. 829 00:50:23,312 --> 00:50:24,856 In a bit, Zach. 830 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,482 - Milburk? -Milhorn. 831 00:50:26,566 --> 00:50:27,859 - Milhorn. -Milhorn. 832 00:50:27,942 --> 00:50:29,694 - Yes. -Yeah. 833 00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:31,863 That's right. Milhorn. 834 00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:35,742 The memories... With the pants. 835 00:50:35,825 --> 00:50:37,201 Milhorn. 836 00:50:40,538 --> 00:50:41,956 Were you in that class? 837 00:50:47,128 --> 00:50:50,298 We had that other class together, remember, too? 838 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,382 Which one was that? 839 00:50:53,176 --> 00:50:56,596 - I don't know, man. -Drama. That's what it was. 840 00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:59,682 And that teacher was a character. 841 00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:01,517 - Was she? -What was her name? 842 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:06,105 - Spic:er. -Yes, Spicer, thank you. 843 00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:07,732 It's amazing. 844 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:09,442 She remembers all the things. 845 00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:11,360 Okay, I have to ask you something. 846 00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:13,488 - Jenny Lehmer. -Oh, God. 847 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,156 She said that you guys hooked up. Is that true? 848 00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:16,866 Let me tell you what happened with Jenny. 849 00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:20,995 She's, like, always passin' me these notes... 850 00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:23,623 It's Heather. She's maybe too fast. 851 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:25,374 She follows me into the locker room. 852 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,336 - Oh, shit. -She told me about the locker room. 853 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,213 I'm getting ready to get to the crazy shit. 854 00:51:30,963 --> 00:51:34,092 She wants to have sex and she wants it to be a threesome. 855 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:35,426 - What do I do? -Zach, not now. 856 00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:41,265 - What's the matter? -Nothing. Zach'sjust... 857 00:51:41,349 --> 00:51:42,934 It's fine. What's the rest of the... 858 00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:44,811 Zach? Is he upset? 859 00:51:44,894 --> 00:51:46,562 - I don't know. -Is he all right? 860 00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:47,647 I'll go check on him. 861 00:51:47,730 --> 00:51:51,484 - No, honey, Oliver's mid-story. -Zach? 862 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,319 I can tell that story anytime. It's no big deal. 863 00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:54,403 Zach? 864 00:51:55,488 --> 00:51:57,949 Honey? Are you crying? 865 00:52:02,912 --> 00:52:05,123 Zach is really upset. You should talk to him. 866 00:52:05,206 --> 00:52:07,166 It's the girl stuff. He doesn't wanna talk to me about it. 867 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:09,001 Okay, I will. 868 00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:14,882 So, what was up with the whole Spicer thing? 869 00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:16,968 What? 870 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:19,011 You came in with the name right away. 871 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:20,596 What are you talking about? 872 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,473 You guys were tryin' to think of Milhorn's name 873 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,183 going back and forth, but then when Oliver 874 00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:25,810 and I were tryin' to do the drama teacher, 875 00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,228 you just came out and said it. 876 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,438 You killed the whole thing. 877 00:52:31,107 --> 00:52:33,234 Killed what whole thing? I knew her name. 878 00:52:33,401 --> 00:52:36,320 I knew Milhorn's, but I still let you have fun with it. 879 00:52:37,905 --> 00:52:39,782 What is going on with you exactly? 880 00:52:39,866 --> 00:52:41,742 - What? -You are acting so weird. 881 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:43,161 How am I acting weird? 882 00:52:43,244 --> 00:52:45,079 Dan, Wi-Fi password? 883 00:52:48,916 --> 00:52:51,252 - What? It's easier if I do it for him. -Yes, go. 884 00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:54,589 There's lots of numbers and letters, case-sensitive. 885 00:52:55,131 --> 00:52:56,132 Be right back. 886 00:53:08,311 --> 00:53:10,021 - Hey, man. -Hey, what's up? 887 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:12,815 - I'm just... -I just got off the phone with your boss. 888 00:53:12,899 --> 00:53:15,651 - What? He called you? -Yeah, man, he called... 889 00:53:16,611 --> 00:53:18,863 - Dude. -Yeah, yeah, sorry. 890 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:21,699 So, how did he get your number? 891 00:53:21,782 --> 00:53:23,576 He said he had it from when I left him that message. 892 00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:25,203 He learned how to check his recent calls. 893 00:53:25,286 --> 00:53:27,330 Fuck, he's getting smarter. What did he say? 894 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:28,539 He wanted to know where we were at 895 00:53:28,623 --> 00:53:29,957 and whether or not he should send paperwork. 896 00:53:30,082 --> 00:53:32,126 - Shit! -Yeah, this is out of control, man. 897 00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:35,338 Now, he is callin' me. You gotta put this thing to bed today. 898 00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:36,547 Today? I was gonna hang with you. 899 00:53:36,631 --> 00:53:38,132 - I already called in sick. -No, no, no, man. 900 00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:39,634 You gotta handle this. It's uncool. 901 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:40,968 Wait. Oliver? 902 00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:44,347 Are you mad at me? 903 00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,349 What? No, I'm not mad at you. 904 00:53:46,432 --> 00:53:47,642 I just can't have him callin' me, you know? 905 00:53:47,725 --> 00:53:49,143 - Yeah. -I mean, it was fun in LA. 906 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:50,561 - Now, it's just weird. -It is weird. 907 00:53:50,645 --> 00:53:52,063 - Totally. -Fix it, dude. 908 00:53:52,146 --> 00:53:55,566 Got it. I'm on it. Consider it done. 909 00:53:58,819 --> 00:54:00,529 She just didn't sleep, that's the problem. 910 00:54:00,613 --> 00:54:03,616 When she does... Dan? 911 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:19,215 So we move our mouse to the search bar. 912 00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:22,843 - This is the mouse? -That's the mouse. 913 00:54:23,469 --> 00:54:26,347 We click, and the cursor will appear. 914 00:54:26,806 --> 00:54:30,142 - So, we just type "Bill..." -Lower case? 915 00:54:30,226 --> 00:54:31,519 It doesn't matter, Bill. 916 00:54:32,228 --> 00:54:34,730 - Into the search bar here. -My screen looks different. 917 00:54:34,814 --> 00:54:36,065 Sorry to interrupt. 918 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:38,234 Bill, can I steal you for one second? It's important. 919 00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:40,653 Yeah. Can you just give me five minutes, please? 920 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:43,281 Yeah, I'll be right outside the door. 921 00:54:43,364 --> 00:54:46,200 - I think I hit... -Would you help him, please? 922 00:54:46,742 --> 00:54:47,868 Enter. 923 00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,079 - Return. -And click "Search." 924 00:55:05,428 --> 00:55:07,388 Hey, you all right? 925 00:55:18,274 --> 00:55:19,608 What's with the pink? 926 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,236 Well, this is my sister's room. 927 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,405 My dad made me move in since you were 00min'. 928 00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:27,575 That sucks. I could have stayed at Craig's. 929 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:29,577 You should have told him to fuck off. 930 00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:31,329 I would never... 931 00:55:31,412 --> 00:55:33,914 Well, sometimes you got to, man. 932 00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:37,626 Everybody's got their line in the sand, you know? 933 00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:39,920 Right. 934 00:55:41,589 --> 00:55:43,382 All right, what else you got? 935 00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:47,970 Well, my girlfriend, Heather? 936 00:55:48,471 --> 00:55:49,972 She wants to have a threesome. 937 00:55:50,056 --> 00:55:51,640 - Guy or girl? -Girl. 938 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,310 Okay. So, what's the problem? 939 00:55:54,477 --> 00:55:57,104 - I'm nervous. -About what? 940 00:55:57,188 --> 00:55:59,940 I think she thinks I'm more experienced than I am. 941 00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,109 How many girls have you fucked? 942 00:56:02,902 --> 00:56:03,986 None. 943 00:56:04,570 --> 00:56:05,571 Why? 944 00:56:05,946 --> 00:56:07,531 Well, I'm 14. 945 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:16,248 What does your dad say? You talked to him about it? 946 00:56:16,332 --> 00:56:17,792 I've tried. 947 00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:20,669 - I feel like he's weird about sex stuff. -Yeah. 948 00:56:20,753 --> 00:56:23,464 He thinks you should only have sex with someone if you love them. 949 00:56:29,804 --> 00:56:31,222 You know what I think? 950 00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:35,601 I think you should find a way of loving both these girls. 951 00:56:36,227 --> 00:56:37,686 Simultaneously. 952 00:56:40,773 --> 00:56:43,401 Hey, what's goin' on? I'm in the middle of my Internet class. 953 00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:45,778 Did you call... Wait. What Internet class? 954 00:56:45,861 --> 00:56:48,114 Well, I gotta learn how to use these machines. 955 00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:50,908 Steve just taught us how to search for someone on Google. 956 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:54,120 Okay, first of all, I'm not even sure that's the best way to search for stuff. 957 00:56:54,203 --> 00:56:56,080 Google is kind of a dated thing, you know? 958 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,374 It all depends on what web browser you're using, 959 00:56:58,457 --> 00:57:01,252 and if the search engine is compatible. I don't wanna confuse... 960 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,753 Hold on, didn't you call in sick? 961 00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:05,047 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm feeling much better. Did you call Drazen? 962 00:57:05,131 --> 00:57:07,091 Daniel, I cannot afford to get sick now. 963 00:57:07,174 --> 00:57:09,218 You're not gonna get sick. Did you call Drazen? 964 00:57:09,343 --> 00:57:11,720 Yeah, I called him just to check in. 965 00:57:11,804 --> 00:57:13,222 What's wrong? I was just checking in. 966 00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:16,434 Okay, I really wish you would run that kind of thing by me first. 967 00:57:16,517 --> 00:57:18,686 It turns out he did not love that call. 968 00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:20,938 - Why? -Because he's been dealing with me. 969 00:57:21,021 --> 00:57:23,899 Exclusively. He's been, you know, communicating with me. 970 00:57:23,983 --> 00:57:27,153 We got a rapport, and now, he just seems really rattled. 971 00:57:27,236 --> 00:57:29,947 Damn it! Bill, I'm sorry. 972 00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:32,867 It's okay. It's just, I feel bad you spent all this money. 973 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:34,452 Can you fix it, please? 974 00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:36,287 - Please? -I don't know. I'll try. 975 00:57:36,370 --> 00:57:38,747 But I doubt it. He's genuinely pissed. 976 00:57:38,831 --> 00:57:40,708 - But I'll try. -I thank you. 977 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:43,711 And again, I'm sorry, I just blew it. 978 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,838 - But no more calls. -You know what? 979 00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:48,632 - I'm not calling anyone. -Okay. 980 00:57:48,716 --> 00:57:49,884 Even 981 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,387 God damn it. Sorry, guys. 982 00:57:53,637 --> 00:57:56,557 So you're kissin' Heather, right? Focus on her. 983 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,476 She's number one. You don't let her forget that. 984 00:57:58,767 --> 00:58:00,102 But you also don't want the other girl... 985 00:58:00,186 --> 00:58:01,896 - What's the other girl's name? -Jill. 986 00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:04,273 Jill. Now, you don't want Jill to feel left out. 987 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:05,858 - Of course. -All right? 988 00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:08,027 So you're gonna do one these guys. 989 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,238 Okay, that makes sense. 990 00:58:11,322 --> 00:58:13,240 Okay? Now, let's say, things are heating up. 991 00:58:13,324 --> 00:58:15,201 Clothes start comin' off. We're fucking. 992 00:58:15,743 --> 00:58:16,994 Obviously, you got one cock. 993 00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:18,496 So you can't do 'em both at the same time, 994 00:58:18,579 --> 00:58:19,580 -right? -Right. 995 00:58:19,663 --> 00:58:21,624 We wanna try and get as close as possible. 996 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:22,791 How? 997 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:24,418 You stack 'em. 998 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,546 Yeah, man, like, lawn chairs, one on top of the other. 999 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,715 - Like lawn chairs? -Think about it. 1000 00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,342 Visualize it. 1001 00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,847 - It works. -Okay. 1002 00:58:37,932 --> 00:58:39,225 Hey. 1003 00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:43,270 - Don't forget. Wear a condom. -Right. 1004 00:58:43,354 --> 00:58:46,524 Then rip that thing off. Hose down those lawn chairs. 1005 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:47,942 Sure. 1006 00:58:54,698 --> 00:58:56,158 It's Lawless. 1007 00:58:56,450 --> 00:59:00,621 Yo, yo, yo. What's up, dawg? It's the D Man. 1008 00:59:00,704 --> 00:59:04,124 Just wanted you to know, the Bill sitch? Handled, dawg. 1009 00:59:04,291 --> 00:59:06,710 You will not be receiving another call from him, 1010 00:59:06,794 --> 00:59:08,128 of that I can assure you, sir. 1011 00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:13,050 Headin' out of the office now. Guess I'll see you back at the crib. 1012 00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:15,928 And we gotta figure out what we're gonna get into tonight. 1013 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:17,805 You and me, player. 1014 00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:20,849 Okay. Cool. 1015 00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:23,227 Late. 1016 00:59:23,644 --> 00:59:25,437 So what did he say exactly? He was going... 1017 00:59:25,521 --> 00:59:27,231 He didn't say. They were just going out. 1018 00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:29,233 - They? -Yeah. 1019 00:59:29,316 --> 00:59:31,068 Craig already came by to pick him up. 1020 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:33,988 We all had a drink together, and then they left. 1021 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:35,864 I said that you would text him when you got home. 1022 00:59:35,990 --> 00:59:39,159 Yeah, I've been texting, Stace. I've been texting. 1023 00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:40,536 It's Lawless. 1024 00:59:40,619 --> 00:59:45,749 Hey, it's getting late. I guess you're still out. 1025 00:59:45,833 --> 00:59:47,751 Not getting texts. 1026 00:59:47,835 --> 00:59:50,421 If you could just let me know, maybe ballpark when you're gonna... 1027 00:59:50,504 --> 00:59:54,008 Or whatever. I can just leave a key under the mat. 1028 00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:56,885 The one right at the front door. I'll leave it under there. 1029 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:03,851 All right. Hope you're having fun. 1030 01:00:05,352 --> 01:00:06,895 Good night, Oliver. 1031 01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:39,511 Man, this is our night, okay. 1032 01:00:39,595 --> 01:00:40,929 Bye, Craig. 1033 01:00:47,353 --> 01:00:48,937 - Later. -Looking good. 1034 01:00:49,021 --> 01:00:50,898 - Later. -Later, dudes. 1035 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:05,245 - I don't know if he'll kill me. -Don't worry about it. 1036 01:01:16,548 --> 01:01:18,759 Shit. Are we being too loud? 1037 01:01:19,093 --> 01:01:21,095 - A little. -Okay. 1038 01:01:21,595 --> 01:01:23,097 Sorry, bro. We'll try and keep it down. 1039 01:01:23,889 --> 01:01:25,265 Actually... 1040 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:27,142 - Hi. -Hi. 1041 01:01:27,434 --> 01:01:28,936 Can I talk to you for a second? 1042 01:01:30,270 --> 01:01:31,605 Right now? 1043 01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,652 Yeah, man. 1044 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,375 What's up? Sorry. 1045 01:01:51,458 --> 01:01:56,463 So, is everything okay between us? 1046 01:01:56,547 --> 01:01:57,548 What do you mean? 1047 01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:00,634 I don't know, I'm just feeling a little bit of a distance. 1048 01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:05,097 Has something changed that I'm not aware of? 1049 01:02:05,180 --> 01:02:07,057 I mean, maybe we should talk about it. 1050 01:02:07,141 --> 01:02:09,977 I don't know, we haven't really talked about what happened. 1051 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:15,482 I mean, I'm kind of in the middle of something, you know? 1052 01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:21,488 All right, sit down. 1053 01:02:23,991 --> 01:02:25,909 Fuck me. 1054 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:30,998 Dan, LA was fun. We did it up. 1055 01:02:31,665 --> 01:02:32,875 But it was a one-time thing. 1056 01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:36,587 Yeah. I know, totally. I don't want that to happen again. 1057 01:02:36,670 --> 01:02:38,589 I need you to know that. 1058 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:41,258 - I'm not gay. -I'm not, either. 1059 01:02:42,468 --> 01:02:45,763 Right. I mean, I'm married, I have a family. 1060 01:02:45,846 --> 01:02:47,514 Exactly. 1061 01:02:47,848 --> 01:02:49,224 But... But, but... 1062 01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:53,228 What if we were in like an alternate universe 1063 01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:55,189 where I wasn't? 1064 01:02:59,526 --> 01:03:02,196 - Why does it matter? -I don't know. 1065 01:03:04,031 --> 01:03:07,534 Dan, go to sleep. 1066 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:09,453 Okay. Okay. 1067 01:03:28,514 --> 01:03:29,807 Dan. 1068 01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:32,059 Jesus! No! 1069 01:03:33,644 --> 01:03:37,064 - I'm sleeping. Get off of me. -Sorry. Sorry. 1070 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:39,483 - It's delish. -I just put it together, guys. 1071 01:03:39,566 --> 01:03:41,235 Home cooking, man. I miss it. 1072 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:42,945 Stop. 1073 01:03:44,404 --> 01:03:46,990 ...lying in the tall grass... 1074 01:03:48,075 --> 01:03:49,535 Good morning. 1075 01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:52,996 Look at this kid, he's focused. You got a big night. 1076 01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,666 What's going on here? What's up, buddy? 1077 01:03:55,749 --> 01:03:57,543 Hey, man. You remember Alyssa. 1078 01:03:57,626 --> 01:03:59,169 - Hi. -Yeah. 1079 01:03:59,253 --> 01:04:00,462 All cleaned up. 1080 01:04:00,546 --> 01:04:03,674 So, what were we laughing about? 1081 01:04:04,341 --> 01:04:06,218 Z-Bone's got himself a big night lined up. 1082 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,637 Z-Bone? What is that? 1083 01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:10,305 Nickname I gave the kid. 1084 01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:12,182 I don't think that works at all. 1085 01:04:12,766 --> 01:04:14,601 He's going to have his first threesome. 1086 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:15,936 What? 1087 01:04:17,229 --> 01:04:19,940 Right? I mean, I was 16 before I did that. 1088 01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:22,234 - Did what? -Nothing. 1089 01:04:24,820 --> 01:04:27,197 Alyssa, would you like some potatoes? 1090 01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:29,825 Yes. I would love some. Thank you, Stacey. 1091 01:04:30,868 --> 01:04:32,452 Hey, man, you're ready to go. 1092 01:04:32,786 --> 01:04:35,539 So, where is this supposed to go down? 1093 01:04:35,622 --> 01:04:37,875 At Heather's. Tomorrow night. 1094 01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:39,459 And where are her parents? 1095 01:04:39,543 --> 01:04:42,212 They are going to be at your reunion. 1096 01:04:42,296 --> 01:04:43,797 They are? That's perfect. 1097 01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:46,383 - Yeah, it totally is. -Yeah, it actually is. 1098 01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:48,427 So, I'm just the last to find out about this? 1099 01:04:48,510 --> 01:04:51,096 - No, man. Stace doesn't know. -Please don't tell her, Dad. 1100 01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:52,764 Hey, he's not gonna tell her, dude. He's cool. 1101 01:04:52,848 --> 01:04:55,976 Yeah, I'm cool. But I should have known about this. 1102 01:04:56,143 --> 01:04:59,563 I tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen, so I asked Oliver. 1103 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:01,064 So you encouraged this? 1104 01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:03,650 - Yeah, why wouldn't I? -He's 14. 1105 01:05:04,026 --> 01:05:05,444 What are you gettin' so upset about, Dan? 1106 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:07,863 You should be celebrating this. He's a stud. 1107 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:11,408 - You know what? I want you out of here. -What? 1108 01:05:11,491 --> 01:05:13,076 You heard me. I want you out of this house! 1109 01:05:13,160 --> 01:05:14,202 Dan! 1110 01:05:14,286 --> 01:05:15,704 Stacey, this does not concern you. 1111 01:05:15,787 --> 01:05:17,372 - It's okay, Stacey. -No, it is not okay. 1112 01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:18,874 It is okay! 1113 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,631 Maybe I overstayed my welcome. 1114 01:05:25,714 --> 01:05:27,633 I'm gonna get my things and crash at Craig's. 1115 01:05:27,716 --> 01:05:29,927 I am so sorry, Oliver. 1116 01:05:31,094 --> 01:05:32,888 Dan, what is the matter with you? 1117 01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:38,185 So sorry... 1118 01:05:38,644 --> 01:05:40,979 So, you can see that the ladies are on the dance floor 1119 01:05:41,063 --> 01:05:42,564 underneath this beautiful railing. 1120 01:05:42,648 --> 01:05:44,733 If you get a chance later, have a free moment of time, 1121 01:05:44,816 --> 01:05:47,611 come and check out the model. It's almost to scale. 1122 01:05:47,694 --> 01:05:49,613 If you actually could hold on that for a second, Luce? 1123 01:05:49,696 --> 01:05:52,532 Thank you so much. I just got a text from Lawless, 1124 01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:55,327 and he needs the password to the Facebook page. 1125 01:05:57,788 --> 01:05:59,790 - What does he need it for? -Jesus Christ. 1126 01:05:59,873 --> 01:06:03,043 He wants to post a photo of us from last night. 1127 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:04,294 Who gives a fuck? 1128 01:06:04,378 --> 01:06:05,879 Dan, you're not the gatekeeper of the Facebook page. 1129 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:07,589 Please, give him the password. 1130 01:06:07,673 --> 01:06:09,549 Oliver is not a committee member, Lucy. 1131 01:06:10,092 --> 01:06:11,343 Yeah, but Craig is. 1132 01:06:11,426 --> 01:06:12,678 But he's just gonna give it to him, Jerry. 1133 01:06:12,761 --> 01:06:14,179 No, I won't give it to him. 1134 01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:17,474 Because I can only give it to people who are on the committee. 1135 01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:23,397 Okay, everyone heard him say that. You're on record. 1136 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:30,112 Okay, fine. 1137 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,281 R-E... 1138 01:06:34,366 --> 01:06:36,910 U-N... 1139 01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:38,578 L.- 1140 01:06:39,579 --> 01:06:41,206 O... 1141 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,583 - N. -it's "reunion"? 1142 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:47,504 - With three exclaims on the end. -Good password. 1143 01:06:47,587 --> 01:06:49,464 Randy, come take a look. 1144 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:54,928 Look. He's doing it. 1145 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:57,514 No, we're talking about something else entirely. 1146 01:06:57,597 --> 01:07:00,100 - Really? What are you talking about? -Just give me a second. 1147 01:07:01,018 --> 01:07:02,436 I'm gonna shit myself! 1148 01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:04,688 Me too. 1149 01:07:05,856 --> 01:07:07,649 Okay, you know what? 1150 01:07:08,025 --> 01:07:11,695 This has gone off the rails, and what are we doing? 1151 01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:15,240 We're giving passwords to non-committee members, 1152 01:07:15,323 --> 01:07:17,659 we're letting them upload unauthorized photos. 1153 01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:19,369 Dan, I'm gonna ask you to calm down. 1154 01:07:19,453 --> 01:07:21,538 Lucy, I'm totally calm. 1155 01:07:21,621 --> 01:07:25,876 What the fuck is going on here? This is ridiculous, okay? 1156 01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,670 It's one guy and we're gonna build the whole fucking thing around him? 1157 01:07:28,754 --> 01:07:30,047 - It was your idea. -What the fuck? 1158 01:07:30,130 --> 01:07:31,757 What the fuck do you care? 1159 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,926 Renina, you never ever talk, and now you pipe in? 1160 01:07:35,010 --> 01:07:37,596 - She's right, Dan. We... -Okay, so what? 1161 01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:39,473 So I made a mistake. Am I not allowed to make a mistake? 1162 01:07:39,556 --> 01:07:42,684 Am I not human? This reunion is for everybody. 1163 01:07:42,768 --> 01:07:46,063 It's for all of us! Notjust him! 1164 01:07:46,146 --> 01:07:47,397 God! 1165 01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:57,491 Okay. Announcement. 1166 01:07:59,159 --> 01:08:00,368 I think I'm out, guys. 1167 01:08:00,619 --> 01:08:03,830 - All right, man. -No, I mean, out-out. 1168 01:08:03,914 --> 01:08:05,082 No, we get it. We know what you meant. 1169 01:08:05,165 --> 01:08:08,794 You know, it's honestly fine. I mean, all the work's done, so... 1170 01:08:08,877 --> 01:08:10,003 Okay. 1171 01:08:11,046 --> 01:08:12,380 AnyWaY- -- 1172 01:08:16,885 --> 01:08:19,179 - What, that? -Yeah, look, and then... 1173 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:23,266 ls there a picture ofjust me and him? 1174 01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:44,871 - Hey, Daniel. -Hey, Bill. 1175 01:08:46,998 --> 01:08:47,999 Are you okay? 1176 01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:50,669 A lot of stuff, Bill. 1177 01:08:50,752 --> 01:08:54,339 Yeah, well, I hate to pile on more, but we got a problem 1178 01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:59,094 because I am... I am 90% sure 1179 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:01,096 that this is not the guy we met with. 1180 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:04,224 And I do not know what is going on. 1181 01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:07,018 But I think we're being duped in some way. 1182 01:09:07,477 --> 01:09:10,647 And see, when I click this like Steve said, 1183 01:09:10,897 --> 01:09:12,524 the picture stays the same. 1184 01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:15,652 Now, if I could enlarge this, then we would know who this is. 1185 01:09:15,735 --> 01:09:17,362 But I can't. 1186 01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:19,656 I don't know. There's no way to enlarge this. 1187 01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:22,159 Yeah, there's no way to enlarge it. 1188 01:09:22,242 --> 01:09:23,410 Right? 1189 01:09:25,078 --> 01:09:26,204 Fuck. 1190 01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:28,623 Maybe if I hit this. 1191 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,084 No. 1192 01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:37,090 - Bill. -Yeah. 1193 01:09:38,049 --> 01:09:40,343 There is a way to enlarge it. 1194 01:09:44,389 --> 01:09:45,849 That's not him. 1195 01:09:45,932 --> 01:09:47,726 No. It isn't. 1196 01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:51,897 And Google is a great way to search for stuff. 1197 01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:54,107 It's actually the best engine out there. 1198 01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:55,734 What? 1199 01:09:57,986 --> 01:10:01,364 And you can add someone to an email chain at any point. 1200 01:10:01,448 --> 01:10:02,949 It's so easy. 1201 01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,619 Daniel, what's going on? 1202 01:10:07,621 --> 01:10:08,997 I lied to you. 1203 01:10:10,582 --> 01:10:12,292 There's no deal in LA. 1204 01:10:13,793 --> 01:10:15,921 Kent Drazen isn't real. 1205 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:21,092 The guy you met, his name is Oliver Lawless. 1206 01:10:21,176 --> 01:10:24,137 And he was the coolest guy in my high school, 1207 01:10:25,347 --> 01:10:26,806 and I just wanted to go out there 1208 01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:29,309 and convince him to come to the reunion. 1209 01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:32,270 You faked a deal? 1210 01:10:33,230 --> 01:10:36,149 So you could take a trip to LA? 1211 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:40,237 Why didn't you just buy a ticket and go out on the weekend? 1212 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:43,031 Yeah. Yeah. 1213 01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:45,408 In retrospect, that would have been a lot easier. 1214 01:10:46,618 --> 01:10:49,579 But I needed an excuse for my wife, so... 1215 01:10:49,663 --> 01:10:52,040 Okay. I got you. 1216 01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:55,794 So, couldn't you have just told her it was a business trip, 1217 01:10:56,670 --> 01:10:58,171 and left me out of it? 1218 01:10:58,797 --> 01:11:02,509 I could have. I could have. I could have done that. 1219 01:11:04,511 --> 01:11:06,513 Actually, I'm not sure why I didn't. 1220 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:13,979 So what now? 1221 01:11:14,562 --> 01:11:17,440 I mean, I assume I'm fired. 1222 01:11:17,691 --> 01:11:19,359 Fired from what? 1223 01:11:20,527 --> 01:11:23,363 I don't even know if we have a company anymore. 1224 01:11:23,530 --> 01:11:24,990 Right. 1225 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,411 I spent so much money... 1226 01:11:29,995 --> 01:11:32,872 I know, right. Right. 1227 01:11:34,249 --> 01:11:37,836 I don't know what to say, Bill. I mean, I am so sorry. 1228 01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:40,088 I never meant for it to go this far. 1229 01:11:44,426 --> 01:11:46,052 You know what's funny? 1230 01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:50,056 I actually liked Drazen. 1231 01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:53,560 I did, too. 1232 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,145 Yeah, and, I don't know, it just felt good, you know, 1233 01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:57,397 chasing the big fish again, you know. 1234 01:11:59,107 --> 01:12:00,567 He liked you, Bill. 1235 01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:02,819 That was real. 1236 01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:06,072 It wasn't real. 1237 01:12:09,367 --> 01:12:12,746 Well, right, I mean, he wasn't really Drazen, but... 1238 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:16,499 - Did you get him? -Who? 1239 01:12:16,916 --> 01:12:18,585 Your friend, Lawless. 1240 01:12:20,253 --> 01:12:21,671 I got him. 1241 01:12:24,049 --> 01:12:25,383 Good. 1242 01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:28,511 Bill, are we cool? 1243 01:12:32,182 --> 01:12:34,601 Have fun at the reunion, Daniel. 1244 01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:00,710 - Ready? -Yep. 1245 01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:15,683 Dan, this is gorgeous. 1246 01:13:18,353 --> 01:13:20,480 Stacey Poster. 1247 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,816 -0h, my God! -0h, my God! 1248 01:13:23,066 --> 01:13:25,777 - Wendy Fleur. -How are you? 1249 01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:28,738 I'm good. It's actually Stacey Landsman now. 1250 01:13:28,822 --> 01:13:30,323 You remember Dan? 1251 01:13:31,783 --> 01:13:34,828 - Hi, Wendy. -Hi. 1252 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:38,206 We had Spanish and Chemistry. 1253 01:13:43,294 --> 01:13:44,587 I'm gonna go get some drinks. 1254 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:45,672 - Okay. -Perfect. 1255 01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:46,798 Thanks. Just a white wine. 1256 01:13:46,881 --> 01:13:48,258 Yeah, two. 1257 01:13:58,184 --> 01:13:59,978 Yeah, Lawless crew. 1258 01:14:03,022 --> 01:14:04,399 Hey. 1259 01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,696 - Dan. -Dale Harkin. 1260 01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:10,780 What's up, buddy? 1261 01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:12,198 We're gonna be seeing you next week, right? 1262 01:14:12,282 --> 01:14:15,034 Hey, I hear big things are happening over there. 1263 01:14:15,201 --> 01:14:17,537 You know, Shurmur tried to FaceTime me the other day. 1264 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:19,497 I didn't even know the old man had a phone. 1265 01:14:19,664 --> 01:14:20,999 Yeah. 1266 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:24,752 Hey, did I hear right? 1267 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,547 That you got Lawless here? 1268 01:14:27,839 --> 01:14:29,883 Yeah, I might have had somethin' to do with that. 1269 01:14:29,966 --> 01:14:31,092 Nice job, dude. 1270 01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:34,053 Oh, man. 1271 01:14:34,137 --> 01:14:35,972 Hey, not to sound gay or anything, 1272 01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:39,392 but I always thought he was just the shit. 1273 01:14:40,351 --> 01:14:43,897 Like I would have done anything to have been his friend, you know? 1274 01:14:45,648 --> 01:14:46,941 Yeah. 1275 01:14:48,735 --> 01:14:50,236 Anyway, let's get fucked up, right? 1276 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,738 Yeah. 1277 01:15:21,392 --> 01:15:23,019 Hey, Dan. 1278 01:15:23,102 --> 01:15:25,939 Hey, fuckin' A, guys, you did it. 1279 01:16:44,601 --> 01:16:45,935 How you doin'? 1280 01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:49,397 I'm fucking great. How are you doin'? 1281 01:16:49,689 --> 01:16:50,940 Smoking? 1282 01:16:51,024 --> 01:16:53,318 You know, whatever, I smoke when I drink, 1283 01:16:53,401 --> 01:16:56,195 sometimes I'll have a smoke. What's the big deal? 1284 01:16:57,530 --> 01:16:59,365 - Are you okay? -I'm fucking great. 1285 01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:03,369 It's a party. You know what? I'm partyin'. Just loosen the fuck up. 1286 01:17:04,996 --> 01:17:06,664 Who are you right now? 1287 01:17:07,248 --> 01:17:11,753 You're wasted! You're obsessed with Oliver. 1288 01:17:11,836 --> 01:17:14,547 Wearing the same underwear as him. 1289 01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:22,472 How do you know what kind of underwear he wears? 1290 01:17:28,186 --> 01:17:30,647 - You fuckin' him? -What? 1291 01:17:33,358 --> 01:17:35,693 I did his laundry, Dan. 1292 01:18:00,927 --> 01:18:02,595 - Dan. -Jerry. 1293 01:18:03,262 --> 01:18:05,556 - Was that cocaine? -Come here. 1294 01:18:06,557 --> 01:18:09,852 - Okay. -Jerry, Jerry, JerFY--- 1295 01:18:09,936 --> 01:18:11,646 Let me ask you somethin'. How about this? 1296 01:18:11,729 --> 01:18:13,106 - D-Nice. -What? 1297 01:18:13,231 --> 01:18:16,150 Have people just call me that from now on? 1298 01:18:16,734 --> 01:18:18,611 I don't know. It feels forced. 1299 01:18:18,778 --> 01:18:21,531 It's a little bit forced. That's what I was thinkin', too. 1300 01:18:21,614 --> 01:18:23,199 Okay, come on, give me some options. 1301 01:18:23,282 --> 01:18:24,826 - Pitch me out some new ones. -I don't know. 1302 01:18:24,951 --> 01:18:27,036 You just have to find what works for you, you know? 1303 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,372 Like me, it's J-Dawg. It's obvious. 1304 01:18:29,455 --> 01:18:30,790 Fuck. 1305 01:18:35,086 --> 01:18:37,130 You've got it all figured out, don't you? 1306 01:18:39,132 --> 01:18:40,466 Don't you? 1307 01:18:41,968 --> 01:18:43,469 I don't know. I don't think. 1308 01:18:45,805 --> 01:18:48,516 You have such an easy life, J-Dawg. 1309 01:18:50,727 --> 01:18:54,397 - Let's go back to the party, okay? -Yeah, let's get back in. 1310 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,649 J-Dawg wants back in. 1311 01:18:58,151 --> 01:18:59,318 Why wouldn't he? 1312 01:19:08,661 --> 01:19:12,749 Holly James! Lovebirds back together. 1313 01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:15,752 - Who is this guy? -You all right, Dan? 1314 01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:17,336 Is that it? You're not gonna say hi? 1315 01:19:18,004 --> 01:19:20,423 You're here because of me, and you're not gonna say hi? 1316 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:21,966 That's pretty fuckin' rude. 1317 01:19:22,049 --> 01:19:23,926 Why don't you go sit down for a little bit, buddy? 1318 01:19:24,010 --> 01:19:25,511 How was Craig's house? 1319 01:19:25,845 --> 01:19:26,846 Bye, Dan. 1320 01:19:28,431 --> 01:19:29,724 You're gonna fuck that pussy? 1321 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:33,102 That tight puss? He said you have one. 1322 01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,022 Probably not anymore though, right? 1323 01:19:36,522 --> 01:19:39,275 - Probably gotten a little loose. -All right, let's go. 1324 01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:40,943 - What are you doin'? -Excuse us for a sec. 1325 01:19:41,027 --> 01:19:42,278 Where are we gem"? Are you gonna... 1326 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:44,280 We're gonna go talk over there? 1327 01:19:44,363 --> 01:19:46,449 Why do you gotta squeeze so hard, huh? 1328 01:19:48,534 --> 01:19:50,536 - What are you doin'? -What are you doin'? 1329 01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:53,206 What's happening? I mean, we... 1330 01:19:53,498 --> 01:19:57,043 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can we... 1331 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,961 Can we start over? Let's just start over. 1332 01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:00,379 Start what over? 1333 01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:04,300 Hey. I'm Dan Landsman. 1334 01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:07,011 We went to high school and never had sex with each other. 1335 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:09,597 Dan, go home. 1336 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:12,225 What? No, no, no. Come on. 1337 01:20:12,308 --> 01:20:14,644 Wait. Wait, what... 1338 01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:17,355 - Why can't we just talk? -There's nothin' to talk about, Dan. 1339 01:20:17,438 --> 01:20:20,316 Really? 'Cause I think there is stuff to talk about. 1340 01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,443 Why won't you talk to me? 1341 01:20:22,527 --> 01:20:24,862 Talk to me, Oliver! 1342 01:20:32,912 --> 01:20:34,247 Okay. 1343 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:36,666 What do you wanna talk about, Dan? 1344 01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:38,376 - You know what I wanna talk about. -Yeah? 1345 01:20:38,459 --> 01:20:39,669 And what do you wanna hear? 1346 01:20:42,088 --> 01:20:43,339 You wanna hear that I wanna be with you? 1347 01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,341 What, Oliver, wait, why did the music stop? 1348 01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,176 Would that do it for you, Dan? Tell me. 1349 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:49,428 You wanna hear that I can't stop thinkin' about when we fucked? 1350 01:20:49,512 --> 01:20:50,930 No, no. Outside. 1351 01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:54,684 That I'm rock hard right now just thinkin' about it? How's that? 1352 01:20:56,352 --> 01:20:59,397 Dan, I can't wait to get my dick back in your mouth. 1353 01:21:00,106 --> 01:21:03,359 I'm so dying to make you come, since you didn't last time. 1354 01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:04,735 How's that? Maybe that's what you're lookin' for. 1355 01:21:04,819 --> 01:21:07,488 - Oliver... -No, no, no, let's fuckin' talk, man! 1356 01:21:07,572 --> 01:21:11,117 You wanted to do this. Let's talk. Let's get some closure. 1357 01:21:13,035 --> 01:21:14,537 How do we end this? 1358 01:21:16,539 --> 01:21:18,165 How's this? 1359 01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:21,794 It meant nothing to me. 1360 01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:26,632 You weren't even a blip on my fuckin' radar. 1361 01:21:41,272 --> 01:21:42,940 God damn it, Dan. 1362 01:21:44,150 --> 01:21:46,193 Jesus Christ, that's embarrassing. 1363 01:22:45,419 --> 01:22:47,254 Dan. 1364 01:22:47,338 --> 01:22:48,965 I need you to take Zach to school. 1365 01:22:49,048 --> 01:22:50,675 I'm on it. 1366 01:22:51,175 --> 01:22:52,760 I'll just... 1367 01:23:08,234 --> 01:23:09,652 So... 1368 01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:13,197 How was your three-way? 1369 01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:15,116 Didn't happen. 1370 01:23:15,866 --> 01:23:17,785 Damn. It was a prank. 1371 01:23:17,868 --> 01:23:20,705 No, Dad. ltjustwasn't me. 1372 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:41,267 Look, I know I've been a little absent lately. 1373 01:23:41,642 --> 01:23:43,686 You've tried to talk to me about this stuff... 1374 01:23:44,603 --> 01:23:48,024 I just want you to know, you can talk to me about whatever. 1375 01:23:48,107 --> 01:23:50,901 And I wanna talk to you about some things. 1376 01:23:52,069 --> 01:23:54,071 Like how you had sex with Oliver? 1377 01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:00,202 You heard. 1378 01:24:01,579 --> 01:24:04,373 - How did it even... -I don't know, buddy. 1379 01:24:04,457 --> 01:24:07,209 We were out in Los Angeles, one thing led to another. 1380 01:24:07,293 --> 01:24:10,254 I mean, you know, these things happen. 1381 01:24:10,796 --> 01:24:12,214 - They do? -Yeah, you'll see. 1382 01:24:12,298 --> 01:24:16,135 When you're older, a lot of different factors come into play. 1383 01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:19,388 I mean, a lot of it had to with... 1384 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:29,774 Dad, are you okay? 1385 01:24:34,570 --> 01:24:38,324 It's okay. It'll be okay. 1386 01:24:39,158 --> 01:24:40,659 I fucked up. 1387 01:24:41,577 --> 01:24:43,662 I really fucked up. 1388 01:24:43,746 --> 01:24:46,040 Mom hates me. 1389 01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:48,375 I don't think she hates you. I just think maybe... 1390 01:24:48,459 --> 01:24:49,627 She does. 1391 01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:51,712 Maybe she's just weirded out. 1392 01:24:53,964 --> 01:24:55,341 Are you? 1393 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:57,426 I mean, yeah. It's messed up. 1394 01:24:57,510 --> 01:25:00,096 - Well, what do I do? -I don't know. 1395 01:25:00,179 --> 01:25:01,430 Figure it outwith Mom? 1396 01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:04,600 - Will you come with me? -I have school. 1397 01:25:06,727 --> 01:25:09,522 I'm gonna get a lot of shit today and I just have to deal with it. 1398 01:25:09,605 --> 01:25:10,815 So do you. 1399 01:25:21,659 --> 01:25:22,785 Hey, babe. 1400 01:25:25,121 --> 01:25:26,997 - Hey, Mr. Landsman. -Hey, Heather. 1401 01:25:27,081 --> 01:25:28,457 Heard about last night. 1402 01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:30,126 You did? Great. 1403 01:25:30,209 --> 01:25:32,378 Well, it's pretty epic. It's all over Facebook. 1404 01:25:33,504 --> 01:25:34,797 It is? 1405 01:25:35,214 --> 01:25:38,801 Yeah, you're fucked up, dude. I like it. 1406 01:25:40,261 --> 01:25:42,429 Yeah. Thanks. 1407 01:25:43,472 --> 01:25:44,682 Yeah. 1408 01:26:02,408 --> 01:26:03,826 It was so awesome havin' you here, man. 1409 01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:04,952 What a great weekend. 1410 01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:07,997 Hey, it was weird all that shit you blasted Dan with last night 1411 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:12,001 in front of everybody, but you know, classic Lawless. 1412 01:26:12,126 --> 01:26:14,503 Thanks for the material. That stuff's gonna last us for years. 1413 01:26:14,587 --> 01:26:16,463 For years. Yeah. 1414 01:26:17,548 --> 01:26:18,716 Guys. 1415 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:20,301 Buddy. 1416 01:26:22,428 --> 01:26:24,263 I could've fucked either one of you. 1417 01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:26,473 At any point. 1418 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:28,934 But I didn't. 1419 01:26:30,936 --> 01:26:32,646 Why is that? 1420 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:38,694 All right, fellas. 1421 01:27:44,927 --> 01:27:47,513 So there were buttons on that shirt when I bought it. 1422 01:27:50,015 --> 01:27:51,934 And I yelled at that manager 1423 01:27:54,019 --> 01:27:55,854 for no reason. 1424 01:27:57,690 --> 01:27:59,024 Yeah. 1425 01:28:00,651 --> 01:28:03,529 How did the buttons come off the shirt, Dan? 1426 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:07,783 He ripped 'em off. 1427 01:28:10,577 --> 01:28:11,829 Yeah. 1428 01:28:19,503 --> 01:28:21,672 Stace, I'm not... 1429 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:26,510 So, what was it, Dan? Can you please explain it to me? 1430 01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:28,429 I wish I could. I don't... I don't... 1431 01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:35,227 If you had asked me two weeks ago what the odds of this happening... 1432 01:28:35,311 --> 01:28:37,062 Oh, my God. Stop. 1433 01:28:40,399 --> 01:28:41,650 I'm just tryin' to talk about it. 1434 01:28:41,734 --> 01:28:43,902 I mean, to deal with it. 1435 01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:46,447 You know? I mean, because we have to. 1436 01:28:47,197 --> 01:28:48,615 Right? 1437 01:28:53,162 --> 01:28:54,204 Fuck! 1438 01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:12,348 Is this a bad time? 1439 01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:15,309 What are you doin' here? 1440 01:29:16,185 --> 01:29:18,937 Well, I was just headin' out and... 1441 01:29:20,022 --> 01:29:23,150 I don't know, I kind of feel like I needed to apologize. 1442 01:29:23,817 --> 01:29:26,111 - I said some things... -Yeah, we heard them. 1443 01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:29,448 Look, Stace, you gotta know, 1444 01:29:30,366 --> 01:29:32,785 I did this. Not Dan. 1445 01:29:33,494 --> 01:29:35,204 It was all me. 1446 01:29:35,287 --> 01:29:37,289 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 1447 01:29:38,582 --> 01:29:40,501 Well, can I at least come in? 1448 01:29:40,667 --> 01:29:42,419 I'll come out. 1449 01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:45,047 It's okay. 1450 01:30:02,481 --> 01:30:03,982 Dude, listen to me. 1451 01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:08,987 Last night, rippin' you to shreds like that, it was... 1452 01:30:09,071 --> 01:30:11,115 It must've been embarrassing for ya. 1453 01:30:11,990 --> 01:30:13,283 I'm sorry. 1454 01:30:13,492 --> 01:30:16,161 Well, thanks for saying that. 1455 01:30:17,621 --> 01:30:19,873 In LA, 1456 01:30:20,457 --> 01:30:22,126 I treated you like a piece of meat, man. 1457 01:30:23,335 --> 01:30:24,837 - It wasn't right. -Yeah. 1458 01:30:26,463 --> 01:30:27,756 Thanks for that as well. 1459 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:31,468 I don't wanna be doin' that. You know, I don't wanna be that guy. 1460 01:30:31,552 --> 01:30:34,471 Yeah, I don't wanna be the guy I was in that scenario. 1461 01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:40,185 It's just you put me up on this pedestal, you know? 1462 01:30:40,269 --> 01:30:41,562 It was like... 1463 01:30:42,813 --> 01:30:44,648 I don't know, it was a lot of pressure to deal with. 1464 01:30:44,773 --> 01:30:46,692 It kind of made me feel like I needed to play the part. 1465 01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:49,611 Didn't wanna let you down. 1466 01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:51,488 IIPlay partll? 1467 01:30:54,867 --> 01:30:56,160 Dan... 1468 01:30:58,287 --> 01:31:02,166 You gotta open your eyes, man. I'm a mess. 1469 01:31:02,332 --> 01:31:03,584 That Banana Boat spot... 1470 01:31:04,126 --> 01:31:06,587 -it's pathetic. -That's a national spot. 1471 01:31:07,254 --> 01:31:10,382 You saw my apartment, man, I'm broke as shit. 1472 01:31:10,466 --> 01:31:12,551 I don't know fuckin' Dermot Mulroney. 1473 01:31:13,260 --> 01:31:14,803 But I saw you guys. 1474 01:31:14,887 --> 01:31:16,680 I mean, he's a super down-to-earth dude. 1475 01:31:16,763 --> 01:31:18,557 He's fucking normal as hell, 1476 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,726 but he didn't have a clue who I was. 1477 01:31:21,059 --> 01:31:22,853 Because we'd never met. 1478 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:30,027 I'm nothing, man. 1479 01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:33,363 I peaked in the 11th grade. 1480 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:38,285 Hang on one second. 1481 01:31:42,247 --> 01:31:43,832 Hey, Mac. 1482 01:31:43,916 --> 01:31:46,168 - Relax, man. -I am relaxed. 1483 01:31:46,251 --> 01:31:47,878 You wanna miss your flight, I don't give a fuck. 1484 01:31:47,961 --> 01:31:50,506 It's on you. Your call. 1485 01:31:51,423 --> 01:31:52,758 Yeah. 1486 01:31:55,385 --> 01:31:57,012 What's that? 1487 01:31:58,764 --> 01:32:01,517 It's yours. I borrowed it. 1488 01:32:01,600 --> 01:32:03,227 After you fucked me. 1489 01:32:11,568 --> 01:32:13,362 And you probably don't remember. 1490 01:32:13,445 --> 01:32:15,864 It's just a blip on your radar, but... 1491 01:32:20,577 --> 01:32:22,120 Keep it. 1492 01:32:25,249 --> 01:32:27,376 You weren'tjust a blip, Dan. 1493 01:32:28,794 --> 01:32:30,837 Even if I was. 1494 01:32:46,395 --> 01:32:48,772 Take care of yourself, pal. 1495 01:33:14,548 --> 01:33:17,718 Dear Grant Barkledge, class of '94. 1496 01:33:18,552 --> 01:33:20,554 Fun times last night. 1497 01:33:20,679 --> 01:33:22,806 Although I do apologize for my personal life 1498 01:33:22,889 --> 01:33:25,225 taking center stage like it did. 1499 01:33:25,309 --> 01:33:26,977 That was unexpected. 1500 01:33:27,561 --> 01:33:31,273 Had a great DJ who, if you ask me, got unfairly overshadowed. 1501 01:33:31,356 --> 01:33:33,025 Sorry about that, Tyler. 1502 01:33:35,277 --> 01:33:39,197 But it's funny. I brought it all on myself. 1503 01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:43,869 I thought if I could deliver Oliver Lawless, I'd be a hero. 1504 01:33:44,578 --> 01:33:47,706 Single-handedly saving our reunion. 1505 01:33:50,542 --> 01:33:52,836 But we didn't need him, did we? 1506 01:33:54,880 --> 01:33:57,758 We didn't need the most popular guy from high school. 1507 01:33:58,884 --> 01:34:02,971 We didn't need the face of a national Banana Boat campaign. 1508 01:34:04,014 --> 01:34:07,184 We needed a symbol of something more. 1509 01:34:09,061 --> 01:34:13,857 And I, for one, was ready to risk everything I had for the chance to find it. 1510 01:34:15,651 --> 01:34:21,740 But it took all this to make me realize Oliver Lawless was inside me all along. 1511 01:34:22,282 --> 01:34:24,826 There's a Lawless inside all of us. 1512 01:34:27,162 --> 01:34:30,290 Sometimes you just gotta give him a little nudge 1513 01:34:30,374 --> 01:34:32,334 and wake him up. 1514 01:34:32,417 --> 01:34:35,962 After I post this update and leave you all ample time to read it, 1515 01:34:36,296 --> 01:34:39,132 I will be deactivating this Facebook account. 1516 01:34:39,716 --> 01:34:43,387 For I am the only one in possession of the new password. 1517 01:34:45,097 --> 01:34:47,140 But I shall leave you with this. 1518 01:34:47,683 --> 01:34:51,937 Be grateful for what you have and you'll end up having more. 1519 01:34:53,105 --> 01:34:55,357 If you concentrate on what you don't have, 1520 01:34:55,440 --> 01:34:58,527 you will never ever 1521 01:34:58,610 --> 01:35:00,028 have enough. 1522 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,824 That's Oprah Winfrey for you right there. 1523 01:35:05,283 --> 01:35:06,993 Tellin' it like it is. 1524 01:35:10,122 --> 01:35:11,665 Goodbye, old friends. 1525 01:35:12,999 --> 01:35:15,210 I'll see you all on the other side. 1526 01:35:17,254 --> 01:35:19,631 And I will forever be 1527 01:35:19,715 --> 01:35:22,300 your chairman of the alumni committee. 1528 01:35:22,968 --> 01:35:25,971 Daniel Gregory Landsman 1529 01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:28,181 aka 1530 01:35:33,812 --> 01:35:35,772 The D Train. 114298