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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:06,029 RADIO SWEETHEARTS 2 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:17,571 Hey Butt-Head, aren't we supposed to like, do something? 3 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:22,669 I think we're supposed to like, turn something up or something. 4 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,370 Loud, loud! 5 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:27,907 Hey, answer today's trivia teaser and win a chance 6 00:00:27,908 --> 00:00:30,822 to guest DJ on Rabid Ron in the Morning. 7 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:35,135 Okay everybody, here it goes. What history making English pop group 8 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:37,885 was known as the "The Fab Four"? 9 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,793 That question sucks! 10 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:44,162 Yeah. Math is my worst subject. 11 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:49,600 Hey Beavis, call anyways. 12 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,706 Yeah, cool. 13 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,255 Hey, guess nobody knows the answer, so... 14 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:57,591 the guest DJ slot goes to the next caller. 15 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,408 Hey Butt-Head, it's ringing, it's ringing. 16 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:02,996 Cool. 17 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:08,158 And here he is. Hey there, Mr. Guest DJ, what have you got to say for yourself? 18 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,853 Check out my butt! 19 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,835 It’s only two dollars to see Sonic Youth? 20 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,536 That's a good deal. 21 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,035 Hey, how's it goin'? What high school you go to? 22 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,422 I go to the same high school you go to, what are you talking about, Butt-Head? 23 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,944 I was talking to the chick, Beavis. 24 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:34,428 - Dumbass. - Well, you should have said: 25 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:38,031 "Hey baby" then. See? Like this: "Hey baby, how's it going?" 26 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:39,347 Beavis! 27 00:01:44,638 --> 00:01:47,040 Yeah, yeah, go for it, dude! She wants you! 28 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,842 Yeah, yeah, go for it! Go for it! 29 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,865 She wants you, c'mon! Slam into her! Slame into her! C'mon! 30 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,445 - Go for it! C'mon, grab her! - Yeah, yeah. Go for it! 31 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,150 - Grab her! - Yeah. 32 00:01:57,150 --> 00:01:59,172 C'mon. Go for it. 33 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:00,953 Yeah. 34 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,741 See? Now that dude knows how to do it. 35 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:12,994 And tell the story of the jelly rollin... 36 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,215 Tell the story of the choad? 37 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:22,163 This is the story of a lonely little choad. He never scored. And that's the end. 38 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,262 I think that's like... 39 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:26,032 your story, Beavis. 40 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,562 It's your story too, butthole. 41 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,471 You sit too close to me, Beavis. 42 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,739 Could you like, move a little further down the couch? 43 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,544 No way, Butt-Head. 44 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:44,245 You move, I'm all comfortable. 45 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,570 If this was a real concert, 46 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:55,156 some roadie'd be up there in about two seconds, kicking their asses off the stage. 47 00:02:55,156 --> 00:02:56,243 Yeah, he'd just like, 48 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:58,207 throw 'em out into the crowd. 49 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:01,180 That dude would probably, like, break a bunch of bones and stuff, 50 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,635 but you know, at least he got some. 51 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:09,289 Now, dudes, a lot of guys get nervous when they go on the air, 52 00:03:09,289 --> 00:03:12,448 but let me give you a tip. Pretend you're talking to one person. 53 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,430 - Can it be, like, a chick? - Sure! 54 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:20,955 Hey baby. Wanna like, get me on? 55 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,205 - Me too. - Hey headbangers, 56 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,000 this is Rabid Ron, bringing you 57 00:03:27,001 --> 00:03:29,309 the tri-county area's hardest and hottest metal. 58 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:33,309 Helping out today are our guest DJ winners Beavis and Butt-Head. 59 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:34,732 How you doing, dudes? 60 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:36,736 No. 61 00:03:38,151 --> 00:03:40,036 How about you, Beavis? 62 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,237 Check out my butt! 63 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:47,227 Let's give Beavis and Butt-Head time to calm down a little. 64 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:52,287 And play something from the new group, Viking Funeral. What do you say, Butt-Head? 65 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,854 They suck! 66 00:03:56,770 --> 00:04:01,374 Hey guys, I used to do subversive radio myself in the '70s, okay? 67 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:04,431 But for this gig, we need a little more positivity, all right? 68 00:04:04,431 --> 00:04:06,152 Hey Butt-Head, what's he saying? 69 00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:09,807 I think he said we can't say "stuff sucks" anymore. 70 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:14,321 Yeah we can, stuff sucks! It sucks! it sucks! 71 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:17,624 - That was cool. - Hey, fellas, if you play ball, 72 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:20,594 there's a five dollars gift certificate in it for you from the Sound Silo. 73 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,411 Courtesy Rabid Ron in the Morning. 74 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:29,215 Hey, that was the latest from Viking Funeral. 75 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,852 They don't suck, Rabid Ron. 76 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:37,811 Yeah, they used to... They don't, you said we can't say that anymore. 77 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:42,472 So, how's it feel to be on the radio, boys? Pretty cool, huh? 78 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:46,838 - It doesn't suck. - Hey Rabid Ron, like, how old are you? 79 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,871 You look like, really old, like, more old than you sound or something. 80 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,324 Yeah. 81 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:54,781 You look like an old fart. 82 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:59,446 By the way, boys, I got some last night, how 'bout you, huh? 83 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,692 I didn't think so. 84 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,992 You look like, really old. 85 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:12,279 Hey, if you guys keep screwing around, I'm gonna be one pissed-off radio personality. 86 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,097 So try to take this a little more seriously, okay? 87 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:19,186 Hey! We're back with our guest DJs Beavis and Butt-Head. 88 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:22,937 So dudes, how 'bout some music that kicks ass? 89 00:05:24,090 --> 00:05:25,213 Cool. 90 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:29,650 - You said "ass". - "Kick ass". 91 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,592 You wouldn't expect anything less from 92 00:05:32,593 --> 00:05:35,849 the tri-county region's ass-kickingest radio station. 93 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,060 Ass. 94 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:41,709 - Yeah. - But before we get to the ass-kicking, 95 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:45,833 Butt-Head, why don't you tell the folks about our next head-banging contest. 96 00:05:48,114 --> 00:05:50,432 TENTH CALLER GETS A FREE PAIR OF BON JOVI TICKETS 97 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:57,243 - "The... teeth... cooler..." - Tenth caller... 98 00:05:58,325 --> 00:06:00,677 "...gets a free tattoo on his butt". 99 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:07,267 A great joke, Butt-Head. Of course, he means tickets 100 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:10,103 to tonight's Bon Jovi concert. 101 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:13,073 I'm afraid that's all the time we have for Beavis and Butt-Head. 102 00:06:13,073 --> 00:06:16,323 But keep listening, because somebody always wins. 103 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,998 You guys get the hell out of here and never come back! 104 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:25,515 - You're old! - Yeah, and you suck, suck, suck, suck... 105 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:26,518 Out! 106 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:29,507 Hey, what about our five dollars birth certificates, bunghole? 107 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:30,689 Out! 108 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:35,351 No, I'm sorry, sir, we're not offering the butt tattoo promotion. 109 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:39,814 No, I'm sorry, sir, we're not offering the butt tattoo promotion. 110 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,749 - Radio's not that cool. - Yeah. 111 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:48,157 For a guy who's supposed to, like, have rabies, Rabid Ron's a wuss. 112 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,653 I'm glad you enjoy them, sir, but no, 113 00:06:50,654 --> 00:06:53,204 I'm afraid they are not real radio personalities. 114 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,767 This is a ripoff. 115 00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:03,056 It's like, when I see a Soundgarden video, 116 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:06,272 I wanna see Soundgarden, not just, like, pictures of Soundgarden. 117 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,983 A the video is just a bunch of pictures, Beavis. 118 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:12,917 What do you mean, Butt-Head? 119 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,380 Everything on TV is just, like, a bunch of pictures of something. 120 00:07:16,381 --> 00:07:19,650 No, it's not. It's like, sometimes they move. 121 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,806 Yeah, but it's still, like, moving pictures. 122 00:07:22,807 --> 00:07:24,891 No, it's not, they're moving around! 123 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:28,461 I mean, they're not moving around, but like, in other videos they're like, moving around. 124 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,797 Beavis... 125 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:35,008 you're gonna see a moving picture of my foot kicking your ass in about two seconds. 126 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:38,347 Now just shut up and sit still. 127 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,441 Ok, sorry. 128 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:44,197 All my friends are brown and red. 129 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:47,413 All his friends are brown and red? What's that supposed to mean? 130 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:53,419 It means they're, like, turds. He's telling his friends, like, that they suck. 131 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:04,470 No sir, I don't have any spare change. 132 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,678 Get those damn spoons out of my face. 133 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:12,878 Get those spoons out of my face before I shove 'em up your butt! 134 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:14,907 Get outta here! 135 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,312 Spoon-man. 136 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:26,790 FRIES 137 00:08:27,707 --> 00:08:30,195 Hey Butt-Head, time to play the radio. 138 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:32,297 Oh yeah. 139 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,882 Coming up on the tri-county area's... 140 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,685 uh... like, number one radio station... 141 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:44,848 Ten in a row with songs that don't suck... and stuff. 142 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:45,980 Cool. 143 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:48,751 Cool. 144 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:52,519 This used to be a cool station until they put these dorks on. 145 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,654 They suck! They suck! Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck! 146 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,158 Hey, who is this? 147 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:08,739 This is Greta. This time, he's gone too far. 148 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,497 Whoa, look at that wiener! 149 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:11,973 Yeah. 150 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,301 Greta's got quite a unit on him. 151 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,259 He probably has to wear a dress 'cause, like, 152 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:22,316 he can't fit his unit inside a normal pair of pants. 153 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:26,187 It's like, he tries to put his pants on, and it just goes: 154 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:31,385 Yeah. 155 00:09:31,604 --> 00:09:34,174 You know one cool thing about having, like, a big wiener... 156 00:09:34,174 --> 00:09:36,963 It's like, it's like, it protects your nads, you know? 157 00:09:36,964 --> 00:09:39,178 It's like, it acts as a shield. 158 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:43,616 I guess. But getting kicked in the wiener is no picnic either, Beavis. 159 00:09:43,616 --> 00:09:46,502 Yeah but it doesn't hurt as bad, Butt-Head, trust me. 160 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:48,603 Here, I'll demonstrate. 161 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,045 Beavis... 162 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,416 I'm gonna kick your ass! 163 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,555 I forgot. You have a small wiener. 164 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:08,859 You don't have any nad protection. 165 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,335 - That was cool! - Beavis... 166 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,764 as soon as my nads feel better... 167 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,870 I'm gonna beat the living crap out of you. 168 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,173 Buttknocker. 169 00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,270 Butt-Head... 170 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,980 I'm gonna kick you in the nads again. Don't call me that. 171 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,953 You wussy. 13599

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