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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:04,829 DATE BAIT 2 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:19,244 Hey Beavis, check it out. 3 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:21,848 Jean Gary Diablo. 4 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,364 That was cool. 5 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,930 Is he, like, having a fit? 6 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,438 - I kicked his ass. - No way. 7 00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:43,834 I'm just resting. 8 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:49,811 - Are y'all going to the movie? - Uh-huh. 9 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,946 Great. I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanqueray. 10 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:55,983 Can we be your dates? 11 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,588 You mean, like, sit with us and stuff? 12 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,227 Yeah! We're gonna score. 13 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:06,832 Oh dear Lord! 14 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:17,705 - Butt-Head, my stomach hurts. - Yeah. 15 00:01:18,045 --> 00:01:21,447 Come on, Butt-Head, change it. This is, like, making my stomach hurt. 16 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,741 I think this is, like, the Traveling Wilburys. 17 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,813 The Traveling Dingleberries? 18 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:30,622 I had one of those once, it traveled all over my butt. 19 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,620 Come on Butt-Head, change it. 20 00:01:35,162 --> 00:01:39,292 I think it's, like, bad for the TV when you, like, play this kind of stuff on it. 21 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,332 Yeah. I think it, like, messes up the tape. 22 00:01:46,573 --> 00:01:48,132 Is this the Benny Hill Show? 23 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:52,845 - No, there aren't any chicks in bikinis. - Oh yeah. 24 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,372 Hey, this is Primus! 25 00:01:54,396 --> 00:01:57,096 "My name is M-M-M-M-M-Mud!" 26 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,543 Yeah. 27 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,419 Maybe this guy will spit again. 28 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:06,455 If I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee… 29 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,491 Whoa, did you hear that? 30 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:12,825 I think he just said "If I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee". 31 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:15,697 Really? 32 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,296 Hey Butt-Head, let's go get some druthers. 33 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:24,636 You know what this video needs? It needs, like, a toilet. 34 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,910 Why would they put a toilet in here, Beavis? 35 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:31,312 It doesn't have anything to do with toilets. It's about… 36 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:36,821 - I don't know. - I don't care. 37 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,525 Check it out Butt-Head, Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. Kick 'em in the nads! 38 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:45,323 Robots don't have nads, dumb ass! 39 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,826 Mine do. I glued 'em on. 40 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:50,362 I put nads on all my action figures. 41 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:53,469 I use, like, BBs and raisins and stuff. 42 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,373 That's disgusting, Beavis! 43 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,203 - Cool! - Yeah. 44 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:00,973 Snot is cool! 45 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:05,077 Yeah, yeah. They should just, like, blow some snot into the crowd 46 00:03:05,078 --> 00:03:07,953 and then I think they might, like, pass it around and stuff. 47 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:09,215 Beavis, you dumbass. 48 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,986 Look! A toilet! A toilet! 49 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:15,690 See, Butt-Head? I told you. That toilet is cool. 50 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:17,821 Okay, Beavis. 51 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:26,404 If you're not interested, we can get other dates. 52 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,100 Do we have to, like, buy you stuff? 53 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,011 No. Just give us your tickets, 54 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:38,910 then go 'round to the back and we'll let you in through the exit doors. 55 00:03:39,119 --> 00:03:42,056 Hey Butt-Head. This is, like, complicated and stuff. 56 00:03:42,057 --> 00:03:43,922 Shut up, assmunch. 57 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:45,750 Check this out. 58 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:49,522 How do we know you're gonna let us in? 59 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:55,266 - Well, give us your money. - Yeah. For collateral. 60 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:01,965 - They're pretty smart, dude. - That's why they're going out with us. 61 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,773 See you there. 62 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,481 This is gonna be cool. 63 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:27,325 Hey Butt-Head. I bet those chicks are gonna want to hold hands with us. 64 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:32,029 Yeah. But that's not all they'll hold. 65 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,242 They'll, like, hold our popcorn and stuff, too. 66 00:04:38,845 --> 00:04:41,542 Beavis, are you sure you're ready for this? 67 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,247 Dumbass. 68 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:51,422 Hey Butt-Head, what do you think they're doing now? 69 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,116 I don't know. 70 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:57,261 Maybe they're putting on some more make-up. 71 00:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,263 - They want to look good for us. - Yeah. 72 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,769 Come to Butt-Head. 73 00:05:04,771 --> 00:05:06,170 This is gonna be cool. 74 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,379 Those chicks are pretty lucky they found us. 75 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,776 It's like, a good man is hard to find. 76 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:22,013 You said "hard". 77 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,178 Yeah. 78 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:35,000 - They must be putting on a lot of make-up. - Yeah. 79 00:05:35,802 --> 00:05:38,230 They probably look really hot by now. 80 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:54,746 Is it time for our date? 81 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,651 The movie's over, dumbass. 82 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:00,483 Where's our money? 83 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:04,459 We had to get some popcorn and stuff for our friends. 84 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:07,525 - God, you're stingy. - Yeah, man. 85 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:11,203 If it wasn't raining, I'd be kicking your ass right now. 86 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:18,772 Come on, Beavis. Let's go check out the movie anyways. 87 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:23,383 Hey punk. You trying to sneak in? 88 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,682 Yeah? 89 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,183 That was cool. 90 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:41,958 Hey look, it's another one of those heavy metal videos 91 00:06:41,959 --> 00:06:44,560 with a naked dude all curled up on the floor. 92 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,704 Was that a bear? 93 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:56,712 Yeah, I think so. 94 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:03,886 Hey, check it out, it's that dude from Andy of Mayberry. 95 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,683 Oh yeah. You mean Barney? 96 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:09,893 "Well, Andy, I'm gonna go over to Mount Pilot and worship Satan". 97 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:14,265 - That doesn't sound like him, Beavis. - Shut up, Butt-Head! 98 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:17,500 Hey Beavis, I just thought of something. 99 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,669 Goober spelled backwards is "booger". 100 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:25,106 Oh yeah. That's cool. 101 00:07:28,081 --> 00:07:29,480 So, like, um, 102 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,013 so like, what's booger spelled backwards? 103 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,913 Uh, let's see... 104 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,288 I don't know. 105 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:42,794 Cool! 106 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,797 This is where it starts to get really stupid. 107 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,406 Bow to me faithfully. 108 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,246 Bow to me… uh… 109 00:08:00,947 --> 00:08:04,440 Bow to me faithfully. 110 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,852 Bow to me faithfully. 111 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,958 - Bow to me faithfully. - Bow to me faithfully. 112 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:19,594 Bow to me splendidly. 113 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:22,567 Bow to me splendidly. 114 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,469 Bow to me splendidly? 115 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:27,864 What does that mean? 116 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:45,687 From the makers of "Silas Murder," 117 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:49,926 Jean Gary Diablo is "Murder March". 118 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,531 Coming soon to a theater near you. 119 00:08:52,999 --> 00:08:54,025 Cool. 120 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,697 That looks like a good movie to take chicks to. 121 00:08:57,837 --> 00:09:00,465 Yeah. We're there. 122 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:03,569 We better bring more money this time. 123 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,879 Then we'll score. 124 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,257 Families. 125 00:09:22,595 --> 00:09:24,586 Yeah. Family! 126 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,634 If these guys were my neighbors I'd wait until late at night 127 00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:35,560 and then, like, sneak over and take a swim in their pool. 128 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:40,176 I think they should probably, like, change the water first. 129 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,381 No way Butt-Head, that water rules! 130 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:48,683 They should put one of those signs that says, like: "We don't take a dump on your pool, 131 00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:52,784 - don't take a dump on our toilet". - That's not how the sign goes, Butt-Head. 132 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,352 It's like... "We pee in your pool, 133 00:09:55,353 --> 00:09:57,544 so please take a dump on our toilet". 134 00:09:57,797 --> 00:10:00,129 No butthole, that's not it. 135 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:04,436 It's "We don't pee in your toilet, so please don't swim on our pool". 136 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,899 No, that's not it either, dumbass. 137 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,270 It's "We just crapped in your pool, 138 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,007 so, like, can we use your toilet?" 139 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,811 Yeah, I think that's it. 140 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,529 What's he's screaming about? 141 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:36,866 Turd water doesn't taste that bad. 142 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,736 Pollution is cool. 143 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:43,873 I like garbage too. 10580

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