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Mixtape?
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How sweet! Thank you.
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Mayo?
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Ladle?
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Fork?
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- NORA: What's happening?
- They're gifts of affection.
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That's how Animal shows his love.
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Yeah, you know, like
when a cat brings you a dead birdie.
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- (BIRD SCREECHES)
- Birdie!
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- NORA: How did that even get in here?
- (ANIMAL LAUGHS)
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Flipper. Bib.
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Baseball diamond.
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Surgery.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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ANIMAL: Rock on! Rock on! Rock on!
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Hey, guys!
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(SNORING)
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Guys? Hello?
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Seriously, you're doing acupuncture?
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I thought we agreed no more play time,
road trips and cliff-hangers.
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Shout-out to Moog,
who apparently lives here now?
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BAND MEMBERS: Moog!
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Hey, where the band goes, I go.
And they get into cliff-hangers a lot,
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which is why I installed a winch
and a pulley system on my Jeep.
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Okay. Love that.
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Let's use your second chance at life
to finally get to work, yay!
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Yay!
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For your ratification, Label Lady,
we are working.
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- Ooh, nice!
- Thank you.
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Come get serene in a bean.
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For us, creating creativity
requires a zone-in approach.
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We gotta zone out in order to zone in.
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- Mmm. Indeed. A maximum relaximum.
- (LAUGHS)
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Yeah, it's like
only when we achieve true nothingness
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can we create true somethingness.
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(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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Well said, Lips.
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Mmm. Too true.
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Hey, yeah, I get it.
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I'm not some typical money-hungry CEO
that only cares about record sales.
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No, I respect the artist
and the creative process.
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(SNEEZES)
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- Bless you.
- Bless you.
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I'm fielding calls
from talk shows, sponsors.
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Not to mention
that all of today's biggest producers
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are hitting me up,
begging me to work with you guys.
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- (SNEEZES)
- BAND MEMBERS: Bless you!
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Now, why don't you bless us
with the specifics, Label Lady?
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- Uh, specifics?
- Yeah.
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NORA: Producers?
FLOYD: Mmm.
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Everyone. I mean, Pharrell, Mark Ronson,
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Rick Rubin, Zedd.
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- Oh, right on.
- JANICE: For sure.
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Oh, no! (MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)
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So, you know who Zedd is, great!
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I mean, he's a huge fan and he wants it.
I mean, they all do.
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- (SNEEZES)
- BAND MEMBERS: Bless you!
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Who knew that we'd have so many
fancy-pants producers to pick from?
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It's unbelievable.
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Actually, 'cause I could have sworn
that Pharrell was on tour,
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and that Mark Ronson
was vacationing in Ibiza,
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and that Rick Rubin had not left Malibu
or shaved in 30 years.
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Nah. No. I don't even know
how you would know all that stuff.
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I keep tabs on all the hottest producers,
so I can be ready to give 'em my demo.
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Do you want my demo?
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Good idea. Let's talk over there.
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Yes. Okay. Yeah.
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Don't rat me out.
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Hi.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Wait, rat you out?
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I wanna help you.
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I've been waiting my entire life
for an Electric Mayhem album,
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and finally, somebody's makin' it happen.
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Even if she is mad shady.
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I may have slightly exaggerated
my position to get them on board, but...
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This is the one band who loves everybody
no matter who they are.
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You don't have to lie.
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Boldfaced lies are the backbone
of the entertainment industry.
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So, if you don't mind... Huge news!
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Now, Quincy Jones and Travis Barker
are texting me,
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and they're dying
to listen to your new music.
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So, let's hop to it!
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(SNEEZES)
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Ooh, wow, like,
there must be something in the air.
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Indeed, there is.
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- Creativity!
- DR. TEETH: Mmm.
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Time to hunker down
and write some symphonious songs
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to sing for our selection
of snazztastic suitors.
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The sooner, the better,
'cause they're all fighting over you
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and it's gettin' gnarly.
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- (SNEEZES)
- (SCREAMS)
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Lips? Lips?
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DR. TEETH: Ah.
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Open air for open minds.
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- Yeah, for sure.
- Yeah.
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Hey, let's buckle down
and make Label Lady proud.
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Yeah.
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Zoot's totally been
keeping a list of our song ideas.
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Oh, yeah, the list. Uh...
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Toothpaste, Jordan almonds,
imitation crab meat...
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Nah, man, that's the shopping list.
Check the other side.
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Oh.
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Pizza bagels, nine-volt batteries,
meatless meatballs, Fritos.
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Fritos!
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Oh, wow, I really dig that list.
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- Yeah, we done good.
- DR. TEETH: Indeed.
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Now, let's go show Nora how it's done.
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Mmm. Who thought of the slaw?
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I know it wasn't on the list,
but I just started riffin'!
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- Culinary jazz.
- Right on.
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Um, I feel like
we're forgetting something.
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ANIMAL: Fritos!
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(LAUGHING)
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FLOYD: We are crushing it today.
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Anybody got a coupon?
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Oh. Uh...
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Hi. Nora Singh, CEO of Wax Town Records.
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Yeah, I'm looking for a producer
for the Electric May...
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(SIGHS) Hello?
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I know he's probably busy producing
hit records, blah-blah, but...
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Yes, hello? Hello!
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Nora Singh calling,
CEO of Wax Town Records.
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Hi, yes, hello. Hi, yes. Hi.
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Yes, Nora Singh, CEO of Wax Town Records.
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- (PHONE RINGING)
- Please hold.
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Penny Waxman's office, please hold.
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Hi, sorry, yeah, that was Adele.
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Yeah, she's a client, and a friend.
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Any chance you could give me
Zedd's cell? Hello?
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Oh! Stop! You flatter me.
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No, no, I mean it.
You get younger every day, Penny.
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PENNY: And you,
whatever you're doing, keep doing.
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- It's working.
- JJ: Hey, come here.
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(BOTH SMOOCHING)
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- (LAUGHS) You're like butter!
- (CHUCKLES)
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Hey, Smooshie.
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Wow! JJ! You look, uh...
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Chiseled? Swaggy?
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Just willpower and whey protein.
How about Penny, isn't she a peach?
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Uh-huh. Why are you meeting her?
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Oh, just talking
some boring business stuff.
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This company is my business.
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In fact,
I'm working with one of our bands
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and we're makin' an album.
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I'm focused more on the tech money side
of my streaming app.
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But I do know a lot of artists.
In fact, I could hook you up with Amala.
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(CHUCKLES) My bad, you probably
know her as Doja Cat.
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Everyone calls her that except for me,
'cause we're tight.
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I think I'm good.
But hey, glad to see you've come so far
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from your days
of being our sweaty office bagel boy.
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- Remember that? So sweaty.
- Yeah.
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I remember.
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And we'll see who's sweating
when "Bagel Boy" buys this company.
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What?
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You can relax. You'll keep your job.
Heck, I might even let you run the joint!
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(PHONE RINGING)
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I actually have a meeting.
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- Fun catching up, though.
- Yeah.
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Bye.
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I love you.
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- What?
- Hmm?
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You said something.
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Nope. I'll see you around.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Hey, did you just meet with JJ?
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Ah, old Bagel Boy looks good, don't he?
Said I got nice feet.
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What did he want?
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Beefcake wants to buy
our music catalogue for his app.
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Says he's got a big need for the oldies.
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The oldies?
You didn't kick him out for saying that?
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Sweetheart, I am an oldie,
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and speakin' of,
I booked a beauty procedure tomorrow.
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Just a little tuck and tone.
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So, I need you to pick me up
from the hospital tomorrow.
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The hospital, yes.
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Whatever you need, Penny,
just, please don't sell.
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You're just sayin' that
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because you and JJ
used to be all kissy face.
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And you hate the band
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because you and Dr. Teeth
used to be all kissy face.
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You got me there. Fine.
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I'll give you one shot to impress me
with this new album.
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Otherwise, I sell.
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You understand?
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Done. And the band is in the studio
as we speak, making magic.
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And trust me, Penny, it's gonna be fire.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Fire!
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(BANG THE DRUM ALL DAY
BY TODD RUNDGREN PLAYING)
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Not again.
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Why?
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An authentic lei for my lady.
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I leave 'em to work,
and they throw another party?
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You're doing it your way,
they're doing it theirs.
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Nora!
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Guess I just have to lie harder.
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So, double down.
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That's one way to go. All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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FLOYD: You're kiddin'?
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Hey, party people.
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Oh, Nobu!
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What's all this about?
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Huge news. We went shoppin'.
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- DR. TEETH: Yeah.
- Yeah, for sure. There was,
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like, a sale at the market on orchids.
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So, I weaved some flower necklaces,
and the next thing I know,
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we're throwing an all-inclusive,
Icelandic, Oceanic, Pan Atlantic,
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coconut bra, Malibu beach party.
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Respectfully representing
every continental and coral
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- archipelago in the world.
- FLOYD: Mmm.
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It's a pool party.
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- Swimsuits optional.
- Mmm.
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Cool. I thought we all agreed you would
work on your album, though, remember?
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- Oh.
- Oh, album. Yeah, you know what?
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This one totally got away from us.
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- That's on us.
- Yeah.
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Totally fine. I'm loving the party.
We're doing great.
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(SNEEZES)
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But we have many big-time producers
chasing us.
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- I can only hold 'em off for so long.
- (SNEEZES)
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I mean, you can't play the same old stuff
when you're rocking The Hollywood Bowl.
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Did I forget to mention that? It's booked.
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- You kidding? That's terrific news!
- Oh, wow.
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- (SNEEZES)
- Bless you.
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Oh, wow, I, like, totally feel funky.
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And not in a good way.
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Also Zedd, yeah, remember?
You love music super-producer guy, Zedd.
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I'm meeting him in Malibu.
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And, dude has been begging me
to work with you.
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(SNEEZES AND GROANS)
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DR. TEETH: Oh, my God!
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Janice, are you okay?
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Can you hear us?
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You look yellow.
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- JANICE: Lies.
- Oh, she's coming to.
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Talk to me, Janice. What is it?
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Lies.
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Lice?
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Lies.
243
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She's got head lice, man!
244
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,208
(ALL CLAMORING)
245
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:05,503
JANICE: Lies.
246
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:09,464
Guys, lice doesn't make you sick.
It's something else.
247
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,839
- Lies!
- (ZOOT GASPS)
248
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,508
- (GROANS)
- Oh.
249
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,416
- Lies.
- LIPS: Hmm?
250
00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:17,888
She said, "Lies."
251
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,795
You know what? That makes sense!
252
00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,434
Janice is highly allergic
253
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:25,100
to all forms of fraudulent falsities
and general malarkey.
254
00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:29,151
Wait, are you saying that
Janice is literally allergic to liars?
255
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:32,146
Yeah, but... That can't be it,
256
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:35,569
'cause everyone here is a loyal friend
in our unbreakable circle of trust.
257
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:37,821
DR. TEETH: Unless...
258
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:43,294
a black-hearted fibster or fibstress
secretly lurks among us.
259
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,211
Show yourself.
260
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,721
Okay, I'll 'fess up. I lied to you guys.
261
00:11:57,007 --> 00:11:58,677
- (GASPS)
- I always say that
262
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,386
I've never missed any of your concerts,
263
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,716
- well, that wasn't true.
- (ALL GASP)
264
00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:07,097
Yeah. I got wicked pink eye in 2014
and I missed the show in Jersey.
265
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,886
(ALL GASP)
266
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,646
Et tu, Moog?
267
00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:11,806
Say it isn't so.
268
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:16,244
There is no way that my little lie
is the cause of all this, right?
269
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,565
Which means that
there has to be somebody else here
270
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,832
that must be spinning
just massive webs of deceit.
271
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:25,869
Anybody?
272
00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,289
Honestly,
273
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,587
I am so disappointed in you, Moog.
274
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,836
You should be ashamed of yourself.
275
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:39,298
I think I need to go home and calm down,
I'm so upset. Wow.
276
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,085
- Lies.
- ANIMAL: Hi.
277
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,470
(GOAT BLEATS)
278
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,557
I appreciate that this gift
isn't a screeching peacock,
279
00:12:47,558 --> 00:12:48,848
but I gotta go.
280
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,060
(SADLY) Bye.
281
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:54,315
Ah, screw it. Give me the goat. (SIGHS)
282
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,740
Come on, come on, come on.
283
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,355
Bye, Darren.
284
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:04,241
HANNAH: Look at that view!
I wish you could all come with me.
285
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:07,202
- See ya in Tokyo, Fanahannahs.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
286
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:13,577
{\an8}-#humblebrag, #truth.
- (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
287
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:16,214
You are never gonna believe what happened.
288
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:20,167
I'll need a little praise for this set-up
before we move on to your problem.
289
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,434
Oh.
290
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,391
You are the David Blaine
of Internet fakery.
291
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,684
Aw, thank you.
292
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,970
Hannah, I did what you said.
293
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,643
I've been lying like a pro,
everything was going great.
294
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,103
- Of course it was.
- Until I find out
295
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,852
that of all the bands on the planet,
296
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:37,944
I have the one whose guitarist
is a free-loving, hippie lie detector.
297
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,782
- Uh-oh.
- I know. I work in showbiz, okay?
298
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,488
I'm never gonna make it if I can't lie.
299
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,738
Okay. You're thinking about this
all wrong.
300
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:49,411
Lies are just untruths
waiting to be made real.
301
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,161
Hannah, you're taking
a toilet-seat selfie.
302
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,624
None of this is real.
303
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:57,174
Some rando private jet company
just slid into my DMs,
304
00:13:57,169 --> 00:14:00,709
offering me a free flight to Bali
if I post about it.
305
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,304
Now, that is real.
306
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,087
But Zedd isn't, okay?
307
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,803
I have no connection
to a music producer that big.
308
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:10,724
(GROANS) You're one of those people that
uses their phone just to make calls.
309
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,024
- (KEYPAD TAPPING)
- Huh.
310
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:17,360
He hikes Runyon Canyon every morning.
So, go get Zedd for real.
311
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:19,356
You are an inspiration.
312
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,898
I know.
313
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:23,111
Okay, just promise me
you'll introduce me to him
314
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,702
when you two are making hit records.
315
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,447
- Deal.
- Um...
316
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:30,157
- When can we talk about the goat?
- His name is Darren. And he's not nice.
317
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,791
(GOAT BLEATS)
318
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,593
NORA: Zedd, Zedd, Zedd!
319
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:42,054
Zedd!
320
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,337
Zedd, hi, what's up? I'm Nora.
321
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,681
Ooh, man, you're fast.
Been lookin' for you everywhere.
322
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,098
Kind of on a hike here.
323
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,176
Maybe call my office?
324
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,676
Honestly, I just need a minute or two
of your time.
325
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,813
Argh! Cramp, cramp, cramp!
I'm going down, I'm dying.
326
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:56,901
Oh, I'm dying.
327
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,606
- I'm deceased.
- You okay?
328
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,025
Throat so dry.
329
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,283
Would you like to win a Grammy?
330
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,990
Already got one, thanks.
331
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,485
You can keep it.
332
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,872
ANIMAL: Darren.
333
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,448
Forgot Darren.
334
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:13,953
Take Darren back to the car.
335
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:15,079
Animal?
336
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,170
Zedd!
337
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,285
You two know each other?
338
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,923
- Are you kidding?
- Yeah.
339
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,628
I go way back with The Mayhem.
340
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,708
Great. Yeah.
341
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,757
Wish I knew you were friends, but great.
342
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,126
Tell the band I'll hit 'em up.
343
00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,222
We gotta hang.
344
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,636
Actually, they need a big-time producer
to help with their first album
345
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,217
and we're thinkin' maybe...
346
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,021
- ANIMAL: Bye-bye, Darren.
- (GOAT BLEATS)
347
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,480
You can't just let it go.
348
00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:35,725
ANIMAL: Bye-bye!
349
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:37,904
Okay.
350
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,070
The good news is,
this can't get any worse.
351
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,109
{\an8}- (SIGHS)
- (CELL PHONE CHIMING)
352
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,620
{\an8}Oh. I'm supposed to be
picking up Penny. Oh, G...
353
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,834
- (ANIMAL PANTING)
- I'm looking for Penny Waxman.
354
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,368
- Nora, you're here.
- Moog?
355
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,212
Janice is gonna be so happy to see you.
356
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,127
Wait, Janice?
357
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,554
- (MONITOR BEEPING)
- WOMAN ON PA: Paging Dr. Ostowitz.
358
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,875
Paging Dr. Ostowitz.
359
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,220
(PANTING)
360
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:07,972
NORA: Oh, no.
361
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,553
What have I done?
362
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:14,562
Oh, come on, now.
You had nothin' to do with it.
363
00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,556
This is all Morg's fault.
364
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:20,022
It's "Moog." And again, I am so sorry.
365
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:24,020
Yeah, you should be.
Lyin' to cover up your goopy eye.
366
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,904
Janice is lucky to be alive.
367
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:29,735
Guys, none of this is Moog's fault.
368
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:32,949
It's mine.
369
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,789
You? Why would you lie?
370
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,906
You're a high-rankin' music executive.
371
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,003
- I'm not.
- Hmm?
372
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,840
Yeah, I don't have
big-time producers calling me.
373
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,995
I didn't book you at The Hollywood Bowl.
374
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:48,094
And I have deep issues
with your creative process.
375
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,800
It's just the worst.
376
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,510
But it's me.
377
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,590
I'm the liar.
378
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:53,804
- (GRUNTS)
- (ALL GASPING)
379
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,854
Wow, I feel amazing.
380
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,600
This room feels amazing.
381
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,226
You all look amazing.
382
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,610
Oh, baby, you came back to me.
383
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:07,437
Yeah, Floyd, she sure do,
384
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:12,573
and all 'cause the Label Lady done
told the truth about all them lies.
385
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,873
DR. TEETH: Mmm.
386
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,448
Classic Lips calling it out.
387
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,252
'Cause she told the truth
about all those lies.
388
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:24,286
All this time, Nora,
we thought you believed in us.
389
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,423
- Yeah.
- I do.
390
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,010
That part was true.
391
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,505
Hard to know what to believe now.
392
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,426
Bye-bye, Nora.
393
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,426
DR. TEETH: How do you feel?
JANICE: I feel good.
394
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,353
ZOOT: So good to hear your voice again.
DR. TEETH: Thank goodness, right?
395
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,732
Lips said you died.
396
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,559
- I thought you were dead.
- No, I'm good.
397
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,984
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
398
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,192
WOMAN ON PA: Paging Dr. Ostowitz.
399
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,743
- Paging Dr. Ostowitz.
- (GROANS)
400
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,488
Penny?
401
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,696
Well, it certainly ain't Madonna.
402
00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,789
But I get that a lot.
403
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,615
Listen. Sorry I'm late.
404
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,170
It seems all I do lately
is let people down.
405
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:06,285
You sound sad. Are you sad?
406
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,253
I can't see if you're sad or not.
407
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,713
I was gonna yell at you,
408
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,173
but if you're sad,
it lessens the experience.
409
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,724
Yes, I'm sad.
410
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:17,427
I lied to the band, betrayed their trust,
almost killed Janice.
411
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,269
And I was just tryna fake it
till I made it.
412
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,885
Instead, I just made a giant mess.
413
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,983
Fake it till ya make it?
414
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,438
You think that's how I got to be
where I am?
415
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,687
I mean, yeah. Doesn't everyone?
416
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,571
No! I did it with brutal honesty.
417
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,612
That's the secret to success, kid.
418
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:40,038
You gotta be real. Always be yourself.
419
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,746
What if the real me isn't good enough?
420
00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,130
Shut up! You're wonderful!
421
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:48,707
Is this the medication talking?
422
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:52,094
(CHUCKLES) You bet I am.
423
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,169
Mmm.
424
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,046
I'll take it.
425
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,508
(CHUCKLES) Whoa.
426
00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:02,102
Who's that pushing me?
Is that you, Barry Manilow?
427
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,635
DR. TEETH: Man, I'm just shook.
428
00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:05,983
All this time,
429
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,608
we thought showbiz was a trusted haven
of truth and honesty.
430
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,686
ANIMAL: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
431
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:13,741
Thank goodness we'll always have
used-car salesmen and politicians.
432
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,025
- DR. TEETH: Mmm-hmm.
- You know, I'm just happy
433
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:18,869
that Janice didn't perish
in Nora's spider web of lies.
434
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:22,996
Although, spiders are our friends.
They're nature's knitters.
435
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,575
Too true, too true.
436
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:29,210
But I just can't figuralize
why Label Lady lied to us like that.
437
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,495
- (KNOCKING AT DOOR)
- Oh.
438
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,550
Sorry to barge in, but I've been banging
on the door for an hour.
439
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,473
- We know.
- Can I come in?
440
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,633
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
441
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,854
- ZOOT: Got it.
- Hey, you can open up a scooch,
442
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:43,515
but I don't want you
pollutin' Janice with your toxic lies.
443
00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,227
Okay, look.
444
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,692
The reason I lied
and pretended to be someone I'm not
445
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,610
is because I didn't think
I was good enough for you guys.
446
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:58,032
Truth is,
growing up was complicated, okay?
447
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,870
My mom was a hot mess
448
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,039
and after my dad was gone,
I had to take care of my sister and...
449
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,252
I'm saying too much.
450
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,958
No, no. Please, go on.
451
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:17,587
But back then,
even when things got so crazy,
452
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,755
I could always just blast my music.
453
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:26,522
And sing and dance around my room
until everything just felt better.
454
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:27,892
You know?
455
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,690
That's why I wanted to do this.
456
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:36,277
Because music was the one thing
that was always there for me.
457
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,900
Right on.
458
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:40,315
- Yeah.
- Nora.
459
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:43,202
The problem is,
I got such a late start.
460
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,660
And now,
I'm just making it up as I go along.
461
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,214
But I know one thing.
462
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,669
I am working
with the greatest band in the world.
463
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,089
You got Jimmy Jam and the Flimflammers?
464
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,508
No, Zoot.
465
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,256
I got Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.
466
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:04,221
I mean, sure, you're not playing
The Hollywood Bowl yet,
467
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:08,391
but I promise I will do everything I can
to make it happen
468
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,852
because I believe in you.
469
00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:14,938
Feelin' sneezy or queasy?
470
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,610
Nope. This is the real Nora...
471
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,945
...opening her heart to us.
472
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:26,577
And like, wow! You're just shining.
473
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:32,077
- (TRUE COLORS PLAYING)
- (SINGING)
474
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,172
What's happening?
475
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:38,709
It's really not necessary.
476
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,678
Okay, you're joining, too.
477
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:00,486
Stop making me feel feelings.
478
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,388
Nora.
479
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,436
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
480
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,570
HANNAH: There you are.
481
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,527
So, everything work out?
482
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,278
(SIGHS) It really did.
483
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,991
See that? Fake it till you make it.
484
00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:52,038
Mmm... Not anymore. Turns out
lying won't work with The Mayhem.
485
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,827
Wait, so, the band knows the truth?
486
00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:56,711
- Yep.
- And they don't care
487
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,838
that you're not some
high-powered, CEO boss babe?
488
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,800
- No.
- God!
489
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:04,216
You must feel so free.
490
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,763
I do.
491
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,349
Keeping up with all those lies
was exhausting.
492
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,305
Yeah. Tell me about it.
493
00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,095
I'm currently at Mount Fuji
on some epic hike.
494
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:16,310
Well, I've got something even better.
495
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:19,476
(TRUE COLORS CONTINUES PLAYING)
496
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:28,448
Ah. Fresh air. Soothes the soul.
497
00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:33,285
Now, I get why my doctor said
I should be doin' more healthy activities.
498
00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,246
Ain't that right, Doc?
499
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,167
I suggest you get a second opinion
on my opinion.
500
00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:39,746
We're almost there.
501
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:43,131
And, like,
it's totally easier on the way down.
502
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,970
This isn't down?
503
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:49,636
How is this better
than holding up a toilet to my face?
504
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,966
Hang in there, Han. It grows on you.
505
00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:55,394
Wow, never would have
pegged you as a hiker.
506
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,982
I don't mean to brag,
but I've been doing this since Tuesday.
507
00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,228
(LAUGHS)
508
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,726
You know,
I like gettin' to know the real Nora.
509
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:03,442
Yeah, same here.
510
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,402
Hey, next time,
I'll try listening to your advice.
511
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,162
I'll settle for you listening to my demo.
512
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,203
Wow. You do not quit, do you?
513
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:13,199
I do not, no. (CHUCKLES)
514
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,161
And now,
you're gettin' to know the real me.
515
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:17,292
- (GOAT BLEATS)
- Oh, snap.
516
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,169
ANIMAL: Bye-bye, Darren.
517
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:22,956
So, looks like awkward guy
is growing on you, huh?
518
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,341
- Moog? No, he's not my type.
- Mmm-hmm.
519
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,048
(JANICE SNEEZES)
520
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:28,507
Bless you!
521
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,549
Okay.
522
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,055
(TRUE COLORS CONTINUES PLAYING)
523
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,102
JANICE: Transplendent, isn't it?
524
00:24:39,102 --> 00:24:40,482
HANNAH: Wow.
525
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:45,276
As much as I love a green screen,
this is something you can't fake.
526
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,025
NORA: Yeah.
527
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,237
Neither is managing these guys.
528
00:24:50,238 --> 00:24:53,698
I'm just hoping
this being honest thing actually pays off.
529
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,120
I believe that's called karma.
530
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,869
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Oh!
531
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:00,714
Mahna-mahna.
532
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:04,460
Hey! (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) Huh?
533
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,301
Oh, yes, I... Just a second.
534
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:07,836
Yeah, Nobu.
535
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,589
- What? For me?
- Mmm-hmm.
536
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,551
- Who is it?
- I believe that's karma calling.
537
00:25:12,969 --> 00:25:14,639
No way!
538
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,138
LIPS: Hmm?
539
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,433
Hello?
540
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:47,711
Here we go.
541
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:52,013
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- Wha... Wha... Uh...
541
00:25:53,305 --> 00:26:53,376
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