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ONLY KATEY AND SPUD
WOULD GET REGISTERED
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AT A TRENDY GADGET
STORE LIKE FUTURE IMAGE.
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I THINK IT'S GENIUS.
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I SAY WE CHIP IN AND GET
THEM THE NIGHT GOGGLES.
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THAT'S GOOD, BERG.
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NOTHING SAYS COMMITMENT AND
TRUST LIKE SURVEILLANCE EQUIPMENT.
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LA! WANT A BEER?
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IS THERE A FLOAT PARKED OUTSIDE?
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IT'S MY FIRST TIME
BEING A BRIDESMAID.
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IF I WANT TO WEAR THE
GLOVES, I'M WEARING THE GLOVES.
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HEY, PETE.
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HEY, PRINCESS.
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I'M TELLING YOU, THE ONLY WAY
TO WATCH THE GODFATHER MOVIES
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IS ONE RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER.
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I BELIEVED THAT... THEN.
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I BELIEVE THAT NOW.
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HEY! GIVE ME 20 BUCKS FOR KATEY'S
WEDDING GIFT. HOW ABOUT THE, UH...
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THE TOOTHPASTE MAKER?
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WAIT, WAIT! KATEY... KATEY WHO?
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KATEY. YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I
DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GO.
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I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, I'M
NOT GOOD AT WEDDINGS.
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Berg: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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YOU'RE ONLY NOT
GOOD AT WEDDINGS...
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COMPARED TO ME.
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HE IS QUITE THE DANCER.
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YOU'RE A CROSS BETWEEN JOHN
TRAVOLTA AND FRED ASTAIRE.
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WITH A DASH OF GOMEZ ADAMS.
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CARA MIA?
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OOH.
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OH! YOU STILL GOT IT.
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AND I PLAN TO USE IT.
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IF I CAN GET ASHLEY
TO GO WITH ME.
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I'LL TWIRL HER, DIP
HER, AND CHARM HER...
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RIGHT INTO MY WEB OF LOVE.
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GENIUS, GOMEZ.
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OF COURSE.
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OOH!
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SORRY, 'TISH.
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I JUST SPOKE WITH KATEY.
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SHE REALLY WANTS YOU
TO COME TO THE WEDDING.
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FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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AREN'T EX-GIRLFRIENDS SUPPOSED
TO DROP OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH?
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AND IF THEY DON'T HAVE
THE DECENCY TO DO THAT,
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THEY SHOULD AT
LEAST BE MISERABLE.
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OR GET MAJORLY, MAJORLY FAT.
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WELL, I HEARD SHE
HAS PUT ON A FEW.
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REALLY?
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COME ON! IF YOU DON'T
MAKE UP YOUR MIND,
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THERE WON'T BE TIME
TO RENT YOU A TUX.
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FORTUNATELY, I
ALREADY OWN A TUX.
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YOU DO? REALLY?
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SURE. FOR THOSE JUKEBOX
REPAIRMAN AWARDS.
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ALL MY BUDDIES ARE
GETTING MARRIED.
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I'VE BEEN BEST
MAN, LIKE, 7 TIMES.
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NOW, JAMES BROWN...
NOW, THAT'S A TUX.
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OWW!
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THAT MAN HAS STYLE. YEAH!
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SUPER-WIDE LAPEL, STRIPE DOWN
THE PANT LEG, PLEATED CUMMERBUND,
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ALL IN A CRANBERRY
CRUSHED VELVET.
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SING IT.
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NOT PURPLE. NO.
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CRANBERRY.
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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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WISH ME LUCK.
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UH, ASHLEY?
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OH, HEY, BERG.
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CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?
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OH, YEAH, SURE.
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UH, LISTEN, I'LL
GET RIGHT TO IT.
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I'M TIRED OF HITTING ON YOU.
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I MEAN, IT DOESN'T SEEM
LIKE EITHER ONE OF US
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ARE REALLY GETTING
MUCH OUT OF IT.
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OK, BERG, WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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NO, NO CATCH.
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I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS.
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FAIR ENOUGH. WE'RE FRIENDS.
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YEAH? YEAH.
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EXCELLENT!
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GOOD.
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UM... LISTEN, I HAVE THIS
OTHER GROUP OF FRIENDS,
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AND, UH, WE'RE ALL GOING
TO A PARTY ON SUNDAY.
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NO. IT WAS A LITTLE LATE,
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BUT THE CATCH FINALLY GOT HERE.
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NO, NO. IT'S JUST A PARTY.
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NOW, THERE'S PEOPLE IN A
ROOM, YOU KNOW, NOTHING BIG.
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A LITTLE WEDDING.
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A WEDDING? BERG, THERE'S
NO WAY I'M GOING TO...
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COME ON!
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IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S OUR WEDDING.
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JUST... JUST THINK OF IT AS A PARTY
WITH A COUPLE OF VOWS UP FRONT.
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A COUPLE OF VOWS, BERG?
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IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT
DAY IN TWO PEOPLE'S LIVES.
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WHY ARE YOU PUTTING
ALL THIS PRESSURE ON US?
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THANKS, BUT NO THANKS.
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Sharon: HOW'D IT GO?
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WELL, IF I HAD A SEAT
BELT AND AN AIR BAG,
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I'D BE ALIVE TODAY.
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HEY, ASHLEY.
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UH-HUH.
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UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
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YEAH.
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FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
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GETTING INVOLVED WITH SOMEONE
LIKE BERG WOULD TERRIFY ME, TOO.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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OK, I'M FREEZING MY BUTT OFF.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT... BERG'S GREAT.
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KNOCK IT OFF AND
GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
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SHARON, I LIKE BERG.
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I JUST DON'T LIKE
HIM IN THAT WAY.
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OH, OK, OK.
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SO THAT'S WHY YOU NEVER WALK
THROUGH THIS DOOR TO "STUDY"
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WITHOUT WEARING FRESH LIPSTICK.
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OK, I HAVE DRY LIPS.
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HA HA HA.
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YEAH, YEAH, I KNEW IT
HAD TO BE SOMETHING.
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WHEN... WHEN A GIRL TURNS
YOU DOWN FOR THE 11th TIME,
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YOU GOTTA BE ABLE
TO TAKE THE HINT.
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SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANT
TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME.
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FRIENDS ISN'T EXACTLY
WHAT YOU WERE GOING FOR.
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NAH! BUT SHE DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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KATEY AND I, WE'RE
JUST FRIENDS. YEAH.
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JUST FRIENDS, YOU KNOW.
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HELLO.
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COME ON, GUYS, SNAP OUT OF IT.
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YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY
ONES WITH PROBLEMS.
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THERE'S A VERY GOOD CHANCE I
COULD SHOW UP AT THIS WEDDING
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WITH A FOURTH TOP.
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BERG!
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TERRI!
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MY GOD! THIS IS WHERE I
LEFT YOU GUYS 5 YEARS AGO.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD, GOOD. IT'S
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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TERRI!
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PETE. OHH.
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HOW YOU DOING WITH ALL THIS?
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I KNOW YOU AND
KATEY WERE... IT'S BAD.
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OHH.
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OH, COME ON, PETE. JUST THINK,
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SHE'S GONNA BE STUCK WITH
SPUD FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
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DOES ANYONE KNOW EXACTLY
HOW MUCH WEIGHT THEY'VE GAINED?
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HE'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
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BERG, BUY ME A DRINK.
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HANK! CAPE COD, NO FRUIT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? GOOD FOR BERG.
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MAYBE TERRI WILL TAKE HIS MIND
OFF THAT ICE QUEEN FOR A WHILE.
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OH, YOU CAN'T
TOTALLY BLAME ASHLEY
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FOR BEING A LITTLE WARY OF BERG.
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I AM VERY IMPRESSED YOU
REMEMBER WHAT I DRINK.
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THAT'S NOT ALL I REMEMBER.
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MMM. WE HAD SOME TIMES, BERG.
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LIKE THAT TIME WE PULLED THE
OLD RISKY BUSINESS ON THE SUBWAY?
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YEAH.
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THAT WASN'T ME.
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YEAH. IT WAS.
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NO. BUT I DO REMEMBER THAT TIME
ON TOP OF THE PRUDENTIAL BUILDING.
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OH, YEAH, IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
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THAT WASN'T ME.
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WHAT... WHAT... WHAT
IF TERRI'S RIGHT?
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WHAT IF KATEY WAS THE ONE?
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WHEN DID SHE SAY THAT?
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SHE DIDN'T.
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BUT SHE OBVIOUSLY THOUGHT
WE WERE GOOD TOGETHER.
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YOU'RE BLOWING THIS WHOLE
KATEY THING OUT OF PROPORTION.
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YOU'RE JUST FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
EVERYONE YOU KNOW IS MOVING ON.
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RIGHT?
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DOING THINGS WITH THEIR
LIVES, THEIR CAREERS,
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AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF THAT.
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WE MUST HAVE.
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I KNOW WE WANTED TO.
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THEN WHY WOULDN'T WE?
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WE MUST HAVE!
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HOW COULD WE FORGET?
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I SAY WE SHOULD GO
REFRESH OUR MEMORIES.
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UH, WE'RE GOING BACK TO
THE APARTMENT FOR A WHILE.
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WE, UH, FORGOT SOMETHING.
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SO GET THIS.
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ASHLEY SWITCHES FROM THE
DAY SHIFT TO THE NIGHT SHIFT
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TO GET AWAY FROM ME.
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THIS GIRL JUST KEEPS REJECTING
YOU AND REJECTING YOU,
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AND YOU KEEP GOING
BACK FOR MORE?
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I'M AS BAFFLED AS YOU.
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AND SHE... SHE... SHE DOESN'T
LAUGH AT ANY OF MY JOKES,
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WON'T RETURN ANY OF MY
PHONE CALLS, AND SHE HAS...
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SHE HAS PROBABLY THE BEST...
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MOST AMAZING
SMILE I'VE EVER SEEN.
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WOW, YOU REALLY KNOW
HOW TO TURN A GIRL ON.
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I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
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IT'S OK, IT'S OK. I JUST...
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I MISS YOU, BERG.
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I MISS ME, TOO.
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I'M SORRY, TERRI.
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I DON'T THINK THIS
IS GONNA HAPPEN.
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REALLY?
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UH, YOU WANT ANYTHING?
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WELL, YEAH, BUT I'LL
SETTLE FOR A SODA.
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IN SOME CULTURES, SODA CAN
BE MORE SATISFYING THAN SEX.
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OH?
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AAH!
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SEE?
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IT'S OK. I'M OK.
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UM... DO YOU HAVE A BLOW-DRYER?
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UH, IN THE BATHROOM.
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OK.
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WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?
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STUPID. STUPID.
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STUPID. ASHLEY.
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HEY, BERG.
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WHAT ARE YOU... HI! WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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OH, I JUST, UH, I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE
FOR THE WAY I BLEW YOU OFF BEFORE,
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AND, UM...
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I'M REALLY FLATTERED THAT YOU
OFFERED TO TAKE ME TO THE WEDDING,
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AND I WOULD LOVE TO GO
WITH YOU, AS YOUR FRIEND.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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NO.
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WELL, THIS IS GREAT!
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ASHLEY, THAT'S OUTSTANDING.
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I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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THERE REALLY ARE EASIER
WAYS TO GET A GIRL UNDRESSED.
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NO!
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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OH, NO. NO.
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NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OK,
BECAUSE WE ARE, ALL, UM, FRIENDS HERE.
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Ashley: WAIT!
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OBVIOUSLY, SOME
CLOSER THAN OTHERS.
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UH, NO, WE ARE JUST
FRIENDS, BERG, RIGHT?
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FRIENDS, SO... YEAH.
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I WILL SEE YOU SUNDAY.
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OK.
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THAT WAS ASHLEY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THE REAL TRAGEDY IS?
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THE REAL, REAL TRAGEDY
IS THAT TOMORROW
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IS THE FIRST DAY OF
THE REST OF KATEY'S LIFE
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WITHOUT ME.
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REALLY? I THOUGHT THAT WAS, LIKE, 4
YEARS AGO, THE DAY SHE DUMPED YOU.
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OH, OH, OH. OH, I SEE.
237
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RELATIONSHIP INSIGHT
FROM ASHLEY'S FRIEND,
238
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,499
ASHLEY'S PAL, ASHLEY'S BUDDY.
239
00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:04,135
HEY, SHE'S COMING
WITH ME, ISN'T SHE?
240
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,781
YEAH, AS A FRIEND.
241
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,117
YEAH. IF THAT'S THE GAME SHE
WANTS TO PLAY, I CAN PLAY ALONG.
242
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,040
SHE WANTS A FRIEND,
I'LL BE A FRIEND.
243
00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,109
I WILL OOZE FRIEND.
244
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,645
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
245
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,920
JUST A SEC.
246
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,983
IT'S PERFECT.
247
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:23,633
YOU KNOW, W-WITH KATEY AND
ME, IT WAS JUST A SCHEDULING THING.
248
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,001
YOU KNOW, I WAS READY
FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP,
249
00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:28,526
AND SHE WASN'T.
250
00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,506
WHO WOULD THINK THAT SPUD
WOULD BE THE LOVE OF HER LIFE?
251
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,063
HE'S NOT. HE'S NOT.
252
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,278
NO. SHE ALWAYS TOLD ME I
WAS THE LOVE OF HER LIFE.
253
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,580
SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS JUST
GOING TO WIND UP MARRYING
254
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:40,015
WHOEVER SHE WAS DATING WHEN
SHE FELT LIKE GETTING MARRIED.
255
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:42,940
HUH. I BET SPUD WOULD
LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT.
256
00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:43,941
LET IT GO.
257
00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:44,976
YEAH.
258
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,681
YOU GOT ENOUGH ROOM IN THE ARMS?
259
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,549
I DON'T KNOW, LET ME SEE.
260
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:56,921
KATEY! KATEY, GIVE
ME A HUG, YOU BUICK.
261
00:10:56,956 --> 00:11:00,157
YEAH, IT'S PERFECT.
262
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,092
WOO! HA HA. YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT.
263
00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:03,461
THANKS.
264
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,007
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? JOHNNY
CALLED ME THIS MORNING.
265
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,642
HE ASKED TO BORROW SOME
CRANBERRY SOCKS. I DON'T KNOW.
266
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,500
OWW! WHAT?!
267
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,013
YOU GUYS ARE SO CHILDISH.
268
00:11:11,037 --> 00:11:13,449
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE
CLOTHES. IT'S ABOUT THE MAN.
269
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,418
AND I LOVE THE MAN. I DON'T
CARE WHAT HE'S WEARING.
270
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,407
AH, MS. CARTER.
271
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,309
YOUR DRESS IS READY.
272
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,378
YOU'LL MAKE A
BEAUTIFUL BRIDESMAID.
273
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,181
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DRESS.
274
00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,584
IT'S ABOUT THE PATHETIC
LIAR INSIDE THE DRESS.
275
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,793
WELL, I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE
THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY
276
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,295
THAT YOU LOOK MAGNIFICENT.
277
00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:39,997
THANK YOU.
278
00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:40,998
SHALL I SIGN US IN?
279
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,199
SURE.
280
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:47,505
OK... MICHAEL BERGEN AND... PAL.
281
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:51,509
PERFECT.
282
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,178
OH, WOW! THIS IS GREAT.
283
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,781
ASH, UH, TAKE CARE OF
THIS FOR ME, WILL YOU?
284
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:58,683
UH, SURE.
285
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,798
WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR?
286
00:12:01,954 --> 00:12:05,456
NOT ONLY WAS KATEY THE FIRST ONE
287
00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,759
OF ALL THE GIRLS I DATED
288
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,360
WHO COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE,
289
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:13,731
SHE'S ALSO THE FIRST
ONE OF ALL THE ONES
290
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,633
WHO COULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE
291
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,202
THAT'S GETTING MARRIED.
292
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:25,109
YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?
293
00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:26,622
ALL I KNOW IS SHE'S
THE LAST WOMAN
294
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:28,724
WHO SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO
PICK OUT BRIDESMAID'S DRESSES.
295
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,416
I HATE THESE SHOES.
296
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,951
THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE
PINK STRAITJACKETS.
297
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,586
WHEN'S JOHNNY GETTING HERE?
298
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,299
HE'S MEETING ME HERE.
HE HAD TO WORK LATE.
299
00:12:37,323 --> 00:12:39,524
WELL, HOLD ON. LET ME
BLOW UP YOUR FLOATIES.
300
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:53,248
KATEY GOT THIN,
AND SPUD GOT KATEY.
301
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,774
YOU ARE SO MEAN.
302
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:01,579
HMM. EXCUSE ME.
303
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,880
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
304
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,783
OHH! AAH.
305
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,452
LOOK AT YOU.
306
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:14,459
HONEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
307
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:18,896
YOU LOOK SO... HANDSOME.
308
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,799
WELL... THANKS.
309
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,367
I LOOK UGLY.
310
00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:24,368
YOU LOOK PRETTY.
311
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,371
NO, HONEY, COME ON.
312
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,207
IT MATCHES YOUR SHOES!
313
00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:37,949
HI, ASHLEY.
314
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,149
HI.
315
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,619
WHOO! THERE IT IS.
316
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,220
PLEASE.
317
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,555
OK. ASHLEY?
318
00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,001
OH, THANK YOU,
BERG, I'D LOVE SOME.
319
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,324
YOU GOT IT, AMIGO.
320
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,004
THANK YOU.
321
00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,139
WHY DON'T YOU DANCE
SOME WITH ASHLEY?
322
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,008
SHE IS YOUR DATE.
323
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,476
SHE'S NOT MY DATE.
324
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,311
SHE'S A FRIEND.
325
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,913
ALL WEEK YOU'RE TELLING ME,
326
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,716
"PRACTICE YOUR FOX TROT,
PRACTICE YOUR FOX TROT,"
327
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:13,384
AND NOW YOU WON'T DANCE WITH ME?
328
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,464
BECAUSE I FEEL
RIDICULOUS IN THIS THING.
329
00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:19,089
I DON'T CARE ABOUT
THE DRESS, ALL RIGHT?
330
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:22,159
IT'S THE GIRL IN IT
THAT I'M CRAZY ABOUT.
331
00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:30,568
YOU... ARE GONNA
GET SO LUCKY TONIGHT.
332
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,840
I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW
WORDS TO THE MAN WHO'S...
333
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,609
STEALING MY KATEY.
334
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,989
THERE'S A CERTAIN
FEELING A FATHER HAS
335
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,748
WHEN HE SEES JOY ON THE
FACE OF HIS, UH, LITTLE GIRL,
336
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:45,160
AND SINCE KATEY'S MET STEVE,
337
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,629
I'VE NEVER SEEN HER SO...
338
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:50,387
DEVOTED, AND I
COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD.
339
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,856
TO YOU, SON.
340
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,758
Crowd: AWW!
341
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,229
PFFFT!
342
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:00,776
YOU CALL THAT A TOAST?
343
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,678
HMM HMM. YOU
KNOW WHAT I CALL IT?
344
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:05,036
LIES.
345
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:08,005
YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE
ONLY GOT MARRIED TO HIM
346
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,652
BECAUSE SHE FELT
LIKE GETTING MARRIED.
347
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,420
THAT'S WHAT THEY OUGHT TO SAY.
348
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:13,889
WOULD ANYONE ELSE
LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS?
349
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,913
YEAH, OVER HERE.
350
00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:22,119
AHEM... HI, UM... KATEY, UM...
351
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,388
YOU KNOW, AS... AS YOU
ALL KNOW, KATEY AND I,
352
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,890
WE GO WAY, WAY BACK.
353
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:30,027
YOU KNOW, WE WERE VERY,
VERY CLOSE, YOU KNOW, AND, UH...
354
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,863
UH, SHE, UH, SHE
TOLD ME SOMETHING
355
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:36,533
THAT WAS VERY, VERY
INTERESTING, YOU KNOW?
356
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,603
AND SPUD, I SEE YA,
357
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:42,773
AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER
WITH ALL THAT LOVE IN YOUR EYES...
358
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:46,410
EVEN THOUGH SHE'S
CHOMPING AWAY ON THAT GUM,
359
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,345
GOD, I USED TO HATE THAT!
360
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,749
AND THEN I'D SAY
SOMETHING ABOUT IT,
361
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,552
WE'D GET INTO THIS HUGE FIGHT.
362
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:58,188
WE FOUGHT A LOT, YOU KNOW?
363
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:03,527
YOU KNOW, I-I'M PRETTY
HAPPY NOW. I'M PRETTY HAPPY.
364
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,330
YEAH, I... I... I WENT
THROUGH THIS... THIS THING
365
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,332
WITH SCHOOL AND MY CAREER.
366
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,335
MELISSA BROKE UP
WITH ME, YOU KNOW.
367
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:16,140
NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M
OK. I'M OK. I JUST...
368
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:19,110
I SEE, YOU KNOW, I
SEE OTHER WOMEN. I DO.
369
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,956
CAN WE SHOOT HIM NOW?
370
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,981
SHH. LET HIM GO.
371
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,783
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
372
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,352
YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE'S
THIS GIRL AT THE BANK.
373
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:31,989
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE LIKES ME.
374
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,758
I THINK I'M GOING
TO ASK HER OUT.
375
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,559
NO, I AM GOING TO ASK HER OUT.
376
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:39,296
YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST GREAT.
377
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,966
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, EVERYBODY.
378
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,236
YOU KNOW, PETE
DUNVILLE, HE'S GONNA BE OK.
379
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:49,040
YOU KNOW, SO... SO... SO, KATEY,
380
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:54,611
SPUDY... BE HEALTHY,
BE HAPPY, BE MARRIED.
381
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,684
LISTEN TO THAT.
382
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,552
YOU GOT OOHs AND AHHs.
383
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:05,122
I'M THE WIZARD OF AHHs.
384
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,463
SEE THAT GIRL OUT THERE IN THE WHITE
DRESS AND THE 12-FOOT HEAD THING?
385
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,399
YOU MEAN THE BRIDE?
386
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,001
YEAH, HER.
387
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,246
THAT COULD BE ME
DANCING WITH HER.
388
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,838
YEAH, I KNOW. I
HEARD YOUR TOAST.
389
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,840
YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
390
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:27,144
IT FEELS PRETTY STUPID WATCHING
SOMEONE DANCE WITH THE PERSON
391
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,791
YOU SHOULD BE DANCING WITH.
392
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,047
THAT WAS SUBTLE.
393
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,249
WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
394
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:35,219
THANKS, PETE.
395
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,390
HEY, PAL.
396
00:17:40,426 --> 00:17:42,126
HEY.
397
00:17:42,161 --> 00:17:43,527
WANT TO DANCE?
398
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,842
FINALLY!
399
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,911
YOU'RE ONLY GIVING
ME ONE DANCE, RIGHT?
400
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,846
THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.
401
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,103
TANGO!
402
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,952
NOT BAD.
403
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,386
I KNOW.
404
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:14,903
IT BOTHERED YOU TO SEE ME
405
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,939
WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, DIDN'T IT?
406
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,130
THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
407
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,131
IS IT?
408
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,968
AND... OOH.
409
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:28,405
IT BOTHERS YOU THAT IT
BOTHERS YOU, DOESN'T IT?
410
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,374
ABSURD.
411
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,743
REALLY?
412
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,112
TELL ME SOMETHING, ASHLEY.
413
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,985
WHY ELSE WOULD YOU
BE DANCING WITH ME?
414
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,920
OH, JUST ADMIT IT.
415
00:18:44,490 --> 00:18:46,490
OK, LISTEN, BERG,
YOU TRIED TO PLAY
416
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:49,037
YOUR CHILDISH LITTLE GAMES
ON ME, AND IT DIDN'T WORK,
417
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,572
AND I JUST DON'T
NEED THIS ANYMORE.
418
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,930
OH, YOU DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE.
419
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,598
OH, MY GOD, I...
420
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,669
I'VE BEEN TAKING IT ON THE CHIN
FROM YOU FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS.
421
00:18:58,704 --> 00:18:59,670
AND I FIGURED SOMETHING
WAS WRONG WITH ME.
422
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,116
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? THANK YOU.
423
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,040
CONGRATULATIONS, ASHLEY,
424
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,776
ON MAKING ME FEEL THIS BIG.
425
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:10,181
SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR
ICE QUEEN, GAME-PLAYING,
426
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,415
MIXED MESSAGE CRAP
427
00:19:11,450 --> 00:19:12,761
AND DUMP IT ON SOMEONE ELSE,
428
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,352
BECAUSE I AM DONE.
429
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,956
WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THAT... PAL?
430
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:22,226
YOU...
431
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,934
KIDDING.
432
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,273
LOOK, I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT?
433
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,309
OH, NO, NO, BERG.
434
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,011
I'M SORRY. YOU WERE RIGHT.
435
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,813
I'M RIGHT ABOUT WHAT?
436
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,816
I DO HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.
437
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,187
YOU DO?
438
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,323
HAPPY?
439
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,559
WELL, YES, I MEAN, I AM...
440
00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,729
I'M HAPPY, I'M STUNNED,
I'M A WALKING FESTIVAL.
441
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,533
IT'S NOT... IT'S
NOT THAT SIMPLE.
442
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,736
THE PROBLEM IS I HAVE...
443
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:07,671
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU HAVE WHAT?
444
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,073
YOU HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH?
445
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,140
A RASH?
446
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:17,447
NO, BERG... I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
447
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:21,852
WELL, WE MET IN
UNDERGRAD, AND...
448
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,554
NOW HE'S AT SCHOOL IN OXFORD.
449
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:28,759
AND JUST WHEN THE HELL WERE
YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME THIS?
450
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:29,954
WHEN IT MATTERED.
451
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,699
SO YOU'RE SAYING IT MATTERS?
452
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:41,471
YEAH, BERG... I'M
SAYING IT MATTERS.
453
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,487
♪ STARTING ♪
454
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:01,625
♪ TODAY ♪
455
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,028
♪ I SIMPLY ♪
456
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:07,932
♪ HAVE NO CHOICE ♪
457
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:12,303
♪ AND SING WITH ONE VOICE ♪
458
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,342
SPRINKLER.
459
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,479
SHOPPING CART.
460
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:26,016
LAWN MOWER.
461
00:21:26,051 --> 00:21:28,419
AND PULL.
462
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,687
DO THE HUSTLE.
463
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,232
NOBODY KNOWS THE HUSTLE.
464
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:32,256
CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
465
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,060
Man: IN FRONT.
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