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Now, can anyone tell me
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why Melville shifts
the narrative voice
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from Ishmael to Ahab?
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Sheldon.
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I have a tummyache.
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I'd like to see the nurse.
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A "tummyache"?
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Yes, Derek,
I have a tummy and it aches.
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Ergo, tummyache.
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Ergo?
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It's Latin, Derek.
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Go to the nurse.
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And to answer your question,
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the shifting point of view
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grants the reader
a broader perspective
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of events than typically allowed
by first-person narration.
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Where were we?
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And "ergo" is Latin for "hence," Derek.
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- Hello, Nora.
- Hey, there's my favorite patient!
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- What hurts today?
- Tummy troubles.
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Oh, no. Sorry to hear it.
Let me grab your file.
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Throughout
my high school career,
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Nurse Nora and I had been through
quite a few close calls...
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- This is just a blister.
- Are you sure?
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Sheldon, I promise
you don't have leprosy.
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Ooh, that's bright.
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Proving you don't have
hysterical blindness.
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Well, can you test for just hysterical?
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Oh. Looks like you bit your cheek.
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How do you know it's not scurvy?
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Because you're not a pirate.
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So, we've got a tummyache?
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Yes. I'm afraid it might be cholera.
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Again?
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I have one of the symptoms.
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Okay, on a scale of one to ten,
what's your pain level?
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Three...
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point four seven.
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That's pretty serious.
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But since you're at a 3.47,
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I'm gonna give you
the strongest medication
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I'm allowed to give you.
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You're an angel of mercy, Nurse Nora.
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Ooh, cherry.
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Hello?
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Oh. Hey, Nora.
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What is it this time?
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Okay, yeah,
thanks for lettin' me know.
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I'll keep an eye on him.
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Sheldon back in the nurse's office?
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Yep.
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Let me guess.
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Yellow fever.
Dengue fever.
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Cat scratch fever.
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Cholera.
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Ooh! I was gonna say cholera.
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A quadrilateral
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that can be inscribed in a circle
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is an example of
a cyclic polygon.
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Sheldon, don't argue with me,
I'm looking at it right here.
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While Nurse
Nora's special medicine
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had given me
a temporary reprieve,
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my pain had escalated to a 4.9.
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Although Ms. Ingram's
questionable math skills
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certainly weren't helping.
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Sheldon, you okay?
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You're gonna be fine.
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One good dump
and you'll feel right as rain.
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Can you please not call it that?
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What, "dump"?
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Yes.
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You want me to say "poop"?
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I want you to stop talking about it.
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B.M.?
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Dad!
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Where is he?
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He's fine.
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He's in the bathroom workin' it out.
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Shelly, you okay in there?
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No.
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Give it a few more minutes!
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Eyes on the prize!
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This is not a fecal issue!
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I'm coming in.
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My tummy really hurts, Mom.
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You do feel a bit warm.
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Okay, you finish up in here,
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get in bed, and I'll bring
you some ginger ale.
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Canada Dry?
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- Yes.
- Room temperature?
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Yes.
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Mostly flat?
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I'll stir the fizz out with a spoon.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Why don't you dote on me like that?
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Because he's my baby.
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Well, I could be your baby.
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Oh, now I have a stomachache.
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How you feelin', baby?
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Remember the tuna sandwich
I had at the bus station?
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Yeah?
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Worse than that.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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I'm sure you'll feel
better in the morning.
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Hey, Mom, you know how twins
can feel each other's pain?
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You're going to school tomorrow.
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I think she's gettin' smarter.
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Relax, he's sleeping.
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How come when I'm sick
it's no big deal,
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but when Sheldon gets sick
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you act like
it's the end of the world?
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Because he's a fragile little boy
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and you're gettin' to be
a big, strong man.
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That's true.
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Puberty has done right by me.
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Mom?
Something's really wrong with Sheldon.
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We need a doctor here!
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In that moment,
I was in too much pain
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to tell my father,
"I told you so."
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But for years after,
I reminded him constantly.
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So how's he doing?
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Aw, poor little guy.
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All right, well,
if there's anything you need,
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let me know.
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I love you, too.
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Well?
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Your brother's gonna be fine,
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but he has to have
his gallbladder removed.
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How's he gonna pee?
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Not that bladder,
his gallbladder.
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What's the gallbladder do?
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I guess not much,
if they're takin' it out.
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You think he'll bring it home
so we can see it?
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I'll ask.
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Oh, I feel terrible.
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How was I supposed to know
it was his gallbladder?
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The doctor says
it's rare in children.
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Well, he's always complaining
about some health issue
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and it... it's usually nothin'.
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I know, George.
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I mean, how many times...
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I'm prayin' here!
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Right, sorry.
Sorry.
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So, those pain meds should
already be kicking in.
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Then my buddy Gary here
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is gonna administer the gas,
which'll help you sleep.
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And once you're under,
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we'll make a little incision
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and snatch that guy
right outta there.
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Any questions?
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Yes.
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What kind of doctor says,
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"Snatch that guy right out of there?"
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Just trying to put you at ease.
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It didn't work.
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Where did you go to medical school?
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University of Nebraska.
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Uh-oh.
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Did you at least graduate with honors?
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Top of my class.
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Have you had any alcohol
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in the last 24 hours?
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Not a drop.
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How much sleep did you get last...
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Gary, can we...
Got it.
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Just relax and start counting
backwards from 100.
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Wait, Gary...
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Where did you study anesthesiolo...
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Hard to port!
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Aye aye, Captain Ahab.
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Thar she blows!
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Gallbladder dead ahead!
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Captain Ahab, are you hungry?
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Do you want a bowl of gruel?
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Not now, Mom,
I'm in pursuit of my inner demons.
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Aye, she's a formidable organ.
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Just looks like a whale.
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It's a metaphor, doofus.
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Arrr!
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Sweet dreams, honey.
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I'll try.
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Your brother's gonna be just fine.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'll tell you what.
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If I hear any news,
I will come and wake you up.
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Thank you.
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Night night.
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This is ridiculous.
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They said an hour and a half;
It's been almost two.
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I'm gonna go yell at somebody.
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Good. Yell at everybody.
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Uhp, ah, y'all can exhale.
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Surgery went great.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Sheldon's gonna need
to stay here three, four days,
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which is standard,
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but, uh, after that
he's good to go home.
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Really appreciate it, Doctor.
Oh.
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We can't thank you enough
for takin' care of him.
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He's extremely intelligent, isn't he?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's our special little boy.
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Oh.
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Are you ready to see your family?
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Yes.
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That's good,
'cause they're ready to see you.
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Okay.
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There he is, there's my baby.
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Hey, buddy.
How you feeling?
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I brought you some comic books.
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- Hi, Moonpie.
- Hi, Meemaw.
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Where's your gallbladder?
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I want to see it.
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They throw it away, honey.
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Why?
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Can I go home now?
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No, baby, they need to keep you here
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a little while,
make sure you're okay.
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Overnight?
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Actually, a...
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few nights.
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No, tell them I'm going home.
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Shelly, the doctors know
what's best for you.
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What's best for me
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is to be at home, in my own bed,
with my books and my computer.
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Well, I can bring you whatever
you want. Just-just tell me.
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I just told you: Bring me home.
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Moonpie, you're looking at this all wrong.
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You got your own room here,
your own TV.
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Is no one listening to me?
I want to go home.
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I'm listening, but I have no say in this.
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No surprise,
despite my adamant protest,
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I didn't go home.
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Instead, I had to stay
and suffer in silence
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like the Southern gentleman
my mother raised me to be.
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What's this?
I asked for red.
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All they had was green.
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Well, then you and I have
a problem, don't we?
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Tada! A dog.
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For God's sake,
it's not a real dog.
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Here you go.
One O.J.
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I see pulp.
No, you don't.
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I strained it with a paper towel.
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Now all I can taste is towel.
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And pulp.
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Ugh, man, it's Cooper again.
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Can you take it?
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Do I have to? He asked me if all
the jobs for men were taken.
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I'll get it. You just stay here
and do your nails.
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What?
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Do you know where my mother is?
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I think she went down to
the cafeteria. What do you need?
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I can't sleep.
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Did you try counting sheep?
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Oh, no, I'm afraid of farm animals.
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Of course you are. Well, I don't
know what I can do for you.
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Do you know
the "Soft Kitty" song?
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No.
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I'll teach it to you.
Get a notepad.
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Okay.
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I got your pillow and your blanket.
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Shelly, what do you say?
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Why does it smell like Missy?
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You're doing great, honey.
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00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:03,169
What's going on?
267
00:12:03,212 --> 00:12:05,432
This is Ricky,
your new roommate.
268
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:08,217
Nice to meet you.
269
00:12:10,872 --> 00:12:13,048
I am so sorry.
270
00:12:19,422 --> 00:12:21,903
It's just for one night.
271
00:12:21,946 --> 00:12:23,774
They said
you going home tomorrow.
272
00:12:23,818 --> 00:12:25,515
They also said
I'd have my own room.
273
00:12:25,559 --> 00:12:27,387
He better not be contagious.
274
00:12:27,430 --> 00:12:29,258
He's not.
Are you sure?
275
00:12:29,302 --> 00:12:30,955
Should we ask his doctor?
276
00:12:30,999 --> 00:12:33,393
You just asked me and I said no.
277
00:12:33,436 --> 00:12:36,222
But you're not a doctor.
Your career stalled at nurse.
278
00:12:36,265 --> 00:12:39,050
Okay, listen.
279
00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:43,272
I done put up with your nonsense
long enough, and it ends now.
280
00:12:44,317 --> 00:12:46,101
That boy is your roommate,
281
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:49,844
that's the situation and you
gonna make the best of it.
282
00:12:49,887 --> 00:12:51,541
You get my drift?
283
00:12:59,157 --> 00:13:00,768
So Sheldon comes home tomorrow?
284
00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:02,291
Yep.
285
00:13:02,335 --> 00:13:05,120
Everybody's thinking it,
so I'm gonna say it.
286
00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:07,427
This has been a nice break.
287
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:10,430
Hey. Don't talk about
your brother like that.
288
00:13:10,473 --> 00:13:12,301
Since when are you on his side?
289
00:13:12,345 --> 00:13:13,998
Since Dad almost let him die.
290
00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:19,482
- No!
- Unbelievable.
291
00:13:19,526 --> 00:13:22,311
It's either cartoons
or men in their underwear
292
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:24,139
banging their heads together.
293
00:13:24,182 --> 00:13:27,011
You complain a lot.
294
00:13:28,056 --> 00:13:29,971
Excuse me?
295
00:13:31,364 --> 00:13:34,192
Seriously, dude,
you need to relax.
296
00:13:34,236 --> 00:13:35,672
How can I relax?
297
00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:38,632
I'm being held captive
in a bacterial playground.
298
00:13:38,675 --> 00:13:40,808
Why are you here?
299
00:13:40,851 --> 00:13:43,637
I had to have my gallbladder
removed. Why are you here?
300
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,334
I'm having surgery tomorrow.
301
00:13:45,378 --> 00:13:46,988
How come?
302
00:13:47,031 --> 00:13:48,990
I was born with a hole in my heart.
303
00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:51,993
My mom says everyone is born
with a Jesus-shaped hole
304
00:13:52,036 --> 00:13:54,648
in their heart, but I'm guessing
this is different.
305
00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:57,346
Yeah, they're gonna
put a patch on it.
306
00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,261
And then it just stays there forever?
307
00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,656
Yeah, like a Band-Aid
you never have to pull off.
308
00:14:02,699 --> 00:14:05,441
That's great, because that's
the worst thing about Band-Aids.
309
00:14:06,877 --> 00:14:08,096
They may have removed
my gallbladder,
310
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,228
but not my wicked sense of humor.
311
00:14:16,713 --> 00:14:18,411
Whatcha working on?
312
00:14:18,454 --> 00:14:20,108
A welcome home sign for Sheldon.
313
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,589
Oh, that's a nice thing.
314
00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:25,113
Yeah, but this "W"
took me half an hour.
315
00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,071
Hmm.
You want some help?
316
00:14:27,115 --> 00:14:28,159
Yeah.
317
00:14:28,203 --> 00:14:31,380
Georgie, get your ass in here!
318
00:14:31,424 --> 00:14:33,948
How did you find out you have
a hole in your heart?
319
00:14:33,991 --> 00:14:35,819
I fainted playing soccer.
320
00:14:35,863 --> 00:14:38,779
- Hmm, I guess I'm fortunate.
- Why?
321
00:14:38,822 --> 00:14:41,129
I don't and never will play soccer.
322
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,784
How did you know something was
wrong with your gallbladder?
323
00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:45,438
It started as a minor tummyache,
324
00:14:45,481 --> 00:14:48,049
then escalated to a major tummyache.
325
00:14:48,092 --> 00:14:50,094
Luckily, I handle pain well.
326
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,274
What are you gonna
do when you get home?
327
00:14:56,318 --> 00:14:59,669
Enjoy a bathroom I can relax in.
328
00:14:59,713 --> 00:15:01,018
Although I do like that there's
329
00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:03,369
a big red emergency button in there.
330
00:15:03,412 --> 00:15:05,719
I actually don't mind it here.
331
00:15:05,762 --> 00:15:07,895
What about the food?
332
00:15:07,938 --> 00:15:11,507
It's not as good as my grandma's
tamales, but nothing is.
333
00:15:11,551 --> 00:15:13,553
How long has she been
taking care of you?
334
00:15:13,596 --> 00:15:15,076
My whole life.
335
00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:17,861
She'd be here,
but she's watching my brother.
336
00:15:17,905 --> 00:15:21,909
My meemaw takes care of us
sometimes, too.
337
00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:25,521
I'm excited for my heart
to be fixed, 'cause then,
338
00:15:25,565 --> 00:15:28,089
she won't have to worry
about me anymore. But hey,
339
00:15:28,132 --> 00:15:30,004
once they put
the patch on my heart,
340
00:15:30,047 --> 00:15:32,441
I'll sort of be like Iron Man.
341
00:15:32,485 --> 00:15:36,097
Technically, Iron Man has
a magnet, not a patch.
342
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:38,186
And technically,
I said "sort of."
343
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:39,970
Touché.
344
00:15:48,849 --> 00:15:51,286
Where'd he go?
Where's Ricky?
345
00:15:51,329 --> 00:15:53,506
He's in surgery.
346
00:15:53,549 --> 00:15:55,856
Oh.
347
00:15:55,899 --> 00:15:57,510
But look what I'm doing.
348
00:15:57,553 --> 00:15:59,860
I'm packing up so
we can go home.
349
00:15:59,903 --> 00:16:01,339
Can we wait until he's done?
350
00:16:01,383 --> 00:16:03,472
I think it's gonna be a while, honey,
351
00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:05,474
but why don't we get a move on
352
00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:06,997
and then we can check on him later?
353
00:16:09,826 --> 00:16:11,524
Okay.
354
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:18,356
One second.
355
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,620
Excuse me, Nurse Robinson?
356
00:16:20,663 --> 00:16:23,971
Yes? Will you give this
Iron Man comic to Ricky?
357
00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,712
I'll see that he gets it.
358
00:16:25,755 --> 00:16:28,062
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
359
00:16:28,105 --> 00:16:30,673
And thank you
for taking care of me.
360
00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:32,501
You're welcome.
361
00:16:32,545 --> 00:16:34,024
You stay healthy.
362
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,548
I will.
363
00:16:35,591 --> 00:16:39,160
When did he become nice?
364
00:16:49,605 --> 00:16:52,390
Uh, I'll get the next one.
365
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,376
I actually missed you.
366
00:17:13,419 --> 00:17:15,465
Ain't that nice?
367
00:17:15,508 --> 00:17:17,336
What about me did you miss?
368
00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,555
I don't know.
369
00:17:18,598 --> 00:17:20,165
Well, think about it
and get back to me.
370
00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:22,602
Ha, he gave you homework.
371
00:17:22,646 --> 00:17:24,474
Sheldon, I just got off
the phone with that nurse
372
00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:25,823
from the hospital.
373
00:17:25,866 --> 00:17:27,694
Your little roommate's
gonna be just fine.
374
00:17:27,738 --> 00:17:29,348
Oh, good.
That's a relief.
375
00:17:29,392 --> 00:17:30,784
Would you like to go visit him?
376
00:17:30,828 --> 00:17:33,308
No. Why?
377
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:37,878
Okay, here we go, Sheldon.
378
00:17:37,922 --> 00:17:43,406
One "precision astronomical
refractor telescope."
379
00:17:43,449 --> 00:17:45,451
Wow. Thanks, Dad.
380
00:17:45,495 --> 00:17:47,845
For the next few
weeks, my guilt-ridden father
381
00:17:47,888 --> 00:17:50,195
continued to lavish me with gifts.
382
00:17:50,238 --> 00:17:53,198
Then the football playoffs
started and that was that.
383
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:55,026
Time's up.
What did you miss about me?
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