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Now, can anyone tell me
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why Melville shifts the narrative voice
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from Ishmael to Ahab?
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[SIGHS]
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Sheldon.
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I have a tummyache.
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I'd like to see the nurse.
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A "tummyache"?
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Yes, Derek, I have a tummy and it aches.
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Ergo, tummyache.
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Ergo?
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It's Latin, Derek.
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Go to the nurse.
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And to answer your question,
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the shifting point of view
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grants the reader a broader perspective
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of events than typically allowed
by first-person narration.
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Where were we?
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And "ergo" is Latin for "hence," Derek.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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Hello, Nora.
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Hey, there's my favorite patient!
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What hurts today?
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Tummy troubles.
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Oh, no. Sorry to hear it.
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Let me grab your file.
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ADULT SHELDON: Throughout
my high school career,
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Nurse Nora and I
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had been through quite
a few close calls...
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This is just a blister.
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Are you sure?
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Sheldon, I promise
you don't have leprosy.
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Ooh, that's bright.
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Proving you don't have
hysterical blindness.
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Well, can you test for just hysterical?
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Oh. Looks like you bit your cheek.
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How do you know it's not scurvy?
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Because you're not a pirate.
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So, we've got a tummyache?
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Yes. I'm afraid it might be cholera.
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Again?
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I have one of the symptoms.
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Okay, on a scale of one to
ten, what's your pain level?
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Three...
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point four seven.
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That's pretty serious.
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But since you're at a 3.47,
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I'm gonna give you the
strongest medication
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I'm allowed to give you.
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You're an angel of mercy, Nurse Nora.
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Ooh, cherry.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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Oh. Hey, Nora.
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What is it this time?
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[SCOFFS]
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Okay, yeah, thanks for lettin' me know.
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I'll keep an eye on him.
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Sheldon back in the nurse's office?
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Yep.
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Let me guess.
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Yellow fever. Dengue fever.
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Cat scratch fever.
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Cholera.
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Ooh! I was gonna say cholera.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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A quadrilateral
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that can be inscribed in a circle
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is an example of a cyclic polygon.
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[GROANS]
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Sheldon, don't argue with me,
I'm looking at it right here.
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ADULT SHELDON: While Nurse
Nora's special medicine
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had given me a temporary reprieve,
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my pain had escalated to a 4.9.
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Although Ms. Ingram's
questionable math skills
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- certainly weren't helping.
- [GROANS]
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[GROANING CONTINUES]
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Sheldon, you okay?
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[GROANS SOFTLY]
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You're gonna be fine.
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One good dump and you'll
feel right as rain.
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Can you please not call it that?
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What, "dump"?
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Yes.
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You want me to say "poop"?
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I want you to stop talking about it.
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B.M.?
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Dad!
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- Where is he?
- He's fine.
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He's in the bathroom workin' it out.
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Shelly, you okay in there?
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SHELDON: No.
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Give it a few more minutes!
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Eyes on the prize!
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SHELDON: This is not a fecal issue!
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I'm coming in.
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SHELDON: My tummy really hurts, Mom.
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MARY: You do feel a bit warm.
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Okay, you finish up in here,
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get in bed, and I'll
bring you some ginger ale.
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SHELDON: Canada Dry?
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- MARY: Yes.
- SHELDON: Room temperature?
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- MARY: Yes.
- SHELDON: Mostly flat?
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I'll stir the fizz out with a spoon.
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SHELDON: Thanks, Mom.
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[SIGHS]
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Why don't you dote on me like that?
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Because he's my baby.
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Well, I could be your baby.
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Oh, now I have a stomachache.
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How you feelin', baby?
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Remember the tuna sandwich
I had at the bus station?
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Yeah?
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Worse than that.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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I'm sure you'll feel
better in the morning.
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Hey, Mom, you know how twins
can feel each other's pain?
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You're going to school tomorrow.
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I think she's gettin' smarter.
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[TV DRONING QUIETLY]
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Relax, he's sleeping.
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How come when I'm sick it's no big deal,
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but when Sheldon gets sick
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you act like it's the end of the world?
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Because he's a fragile little boy
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and you're gettin' to
be a big, strong man.
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That's true.
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Puberty has done right by me.
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Mom? Something's really
wrong with Sheldon.
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- We need a doctor here!
- [SHELDON GROANS]
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ADULT SHELDON: In that
moment, I was in too much pain
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to tell my father, "I told you so."
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But for years after, I
reminded him constantly.
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So how's he doing?
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Aw, poor little guy.
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All right, well, if
there's anything you need,
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let me know.
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I love you, too.
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Well?
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Your brother's gonna be fine,
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but he has to have his
gallbladder removed.
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How's he gonna pee?
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Not that bladder, his gallbladder.
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What's the gallbladder do?
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I guess not much, if
they're takin' it out.
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You think he'll bring
it home so we can see it?
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I'll ask.
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Oh, I feel terrible.
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How was I supposed to know
it was his gallbladder?
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The doctor says it's rare in children.
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Well, he's always complaining
about some health issue
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and it... it's usually nothin'.
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I know, George.
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I mean, how many times...
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I'm prayin' here!
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Right, sorry. Sorry.
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[BEEPING STEADILY]
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So, those pain meds should
already be kicking in.
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Then my buddy Gary here
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is gonna administer the
gas, which'll help you sleep.
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And once you're under,
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we'll make a little incision
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and snatch that guy right outta there.
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Any questions?
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Yes.
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What kind of doctor says,
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"Snatch that guy right out of there?"
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Just trying to put you at ease.
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It didn't work.
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Where did you go to medical school?
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University of Nebraska.
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Uh-oh.
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Did you at least graduate with honors?
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Top of my class.
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Have you had any alcohol
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in the last 24 hours?
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Not a drop.
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How much sleep did you get last...
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- Gary, can we...
- Got it.
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Just relax and start
counting backwards from 100.
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Wait, Gary...
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Where did you study anesthesiolo...
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hard to port!
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Aye aye, Captain Ahab.
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Thar she blows!
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Gallbladder dead ahead!
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[WHALE VOCALIZING]
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Captain Ahab, are you hungry?
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Do you want a bowl of gruel?
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Not now, Mom, I'm in
pursuit of my inner demons.
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Aye, she's a formidable organ.
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Just looks like a whale.
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It's a metaphor, doofus.
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ALL: Arrr!
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Sweet dreams, honey.
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I'll try.
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Your brother's gonna be just fine.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'll tell you what.
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If I hear any news, I
will come and wake you up.
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Thank you.
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Night night.
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[SIGHS]
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This is ridiculous.
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They said an hour and a
half; it's been almost two.
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I'm gonna go yell at somebody.
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Good. Yell at everybody.
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Uhp, ah, y'all can exhale.
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Surgery went great.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Sheldon's gonna need to
stay here three, four days,
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which is standard,
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but, uh, after that
he's good to go home.
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- Really appreciate it, Doctor.
- Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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We can't thank you enough
for takin' care of him.
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He's extremely intelligent, isn't he?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's our special little boy.
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[EXHALES] Oh.
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Are you ready to see your family?
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Yes.
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That's good, 'cause
they're ready to see you.
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Okay.
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There he is, there's my baby.
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[CHUCKLES]: Hey, buddy. How you feeling?
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I brought you some comic books.
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- Hi, Moonpie.
- Hi, Meemaw.
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MISSY: Where's your gallbladder?
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I want to see it.
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They throw it away, honey.
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- Why?
- [GROANS]
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Can I go home now?
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No, baby, they need to keep you here
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a little while, make sure you're okay.
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Overnight?
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Actually, a...
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few nights.
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No, tell them I'm going home.
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Shelly, the doctors
know what's best for you.
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SHELDON: What's best for me
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is to be at home, in my own bed,
with my books and my computer.
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Well, I can bring you whatever
you want. Just-just tell me.
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I just told you: bring me home.
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Moonpie, you're looking
at this all wrong.
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You got your own room here, your own TV.
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Is no one listening to
me? I want to go home.
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I'm listening, but I
have no say in this.
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["BAD REPUTATION" BY JOAN JETT PLAYING]
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ADULT SHELDON: No surprise,
despite my adamant protest,
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I didn't go home.
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Instead, I had to stay
and suffer in silence
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like the Southern gentleman
my mother raised me to be.
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What's this? I asked for red.
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All they had was green.
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Well, then you and I
have a problem, don't we?
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♪ Do what she wants
to do, and that's... ♪
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Tada! A dog.
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♪ I don't give a damn... ♪
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[CRYING]: For God's
sake, it's not a real dog.
265
00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:46,855
Here you go. One O.J.
266
00:10:46,857 --> 00:10:49,843
- I see pulp.
- No, you don't.
267
00:10:49,846 --> 00:10:51,559
I strained it with a paper towel.
268
00:10:51,562 --> 00:10:54,396
♪ Oh, no... ♪
269
00:10:54,398 --> 00:10:56,932
Now all I can taste is towel.
270
00:10:56,934 --> 00:10:59,434
♪ Not me... ♪
271
00:10:59,436 --> 00:11:01,436
And pulp.
272
00:11:01,438 --> 00:11:03,104
♪ Not me. ♪
273
00:11:03,106 --> 00:11:04,773
[BEEPING]
274
00:11:04,775 --> 00:11:07,943
Ugh, man, it's Cooper again.
275
00:11:07,945 --> 00:11:09,344
Can you take it?
276
00:11:09,346 --> 00:11:12,848
Do I have to? He asked me if
all the jobs for men were taken.
277
00:11:12,850 --> 00:11:16,785
I'll get it. You just stay
here and do your nails.
278
00:11:16,787 --> 00:11:18,186
[SIGHS]
279
00:11:18,188 --> 00:11:19,521
What?
280
00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:21,101
Do you know where my mother is?
281
00:11:21,104 --> 00:11:23,757
I think she went down to the
cafeteria. What do you need?
282
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:24,921
I can't sleep.
283
00:11:24,924 --> 00:11:26,361
Did you try counting sheep?
284
00:11:26,363 --> 00:11:28,630
Oh, no, I'm afraid of farm animals.
285
00:11:28,632 --> 00:11:31,833
Of course you are. Well, I
don't know what I can do for you.
286
00:11:31,835 --> 00:11:33,802
Do you know the "Soft Kitty" song?
287
00:11:33,804 --> 00:11:35,163
No.
288
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,133
I'll teach it to you. Get a notepad.
289
00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:42,105
Okay.
290
00:11:42,108 --> 00:11:44,880
I got your pillow and your blanket.
291
00:11:44,882 --> 00:11:46,481
[GRUNTS]
292
00:11:47,985 --> 00:11:51,119
Shelly, what do you say?
293
00:11:51,121 --> 00:11:53,622
Why does it smell like Missy?
294
00:11:54,725 --> 00:11:56,992
You're doing great, honey.
295
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,863
What's going on?
296
00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:05,133
This is Ricky, your new roommate.
297
00:12:05,135 --> 00:12:07,802
Nice to meet you.
298
00:12:10,554 --> 00:12:12,641
I am so sorry.
299
00:12:19,851 --> 00:12:21,812
It's just for one night.
300
00:12:21,814 --> 00:12:23,681
They said you going home tomorrow.
301
00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:25,449
They also said I'd have my own room.
302
00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:27,318
He better not be contagious.
303
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,186
- He's not.
- Are you sure?
304
00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:30,855
Should we ask his doctor?
305
00:12:30,857 --> 00:12:33,324
You just asked me and I said no.
306
00:12:33,326 --> 00:12:36,379
But you're not a doctor.
Your career stalled at nurse.
307
00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,929
Okay, listen.
308
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:42,219
I done put up with your
nonsense long enough,
309
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,234
and it ends now.
310
00:12:44,237 --> 00:12:46,207
That boy is your roommate,
311
00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:49,746
that's the situation and you
gonna make the best of it.
312
00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:51,308
You get my drift?
313
00:12:56,115 --> 00:12:57,515
[TV DRONING QUIETLY]
314
00:12:59,619 --> 00:13:01,218
So Sheldon comes home tomorrow?
315
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,753
Yep.
316
00:13:02,755 --> 00:13:05,589
Everybody's thinking
it, so I'm gonna say it.
317
00:13:05,591 --> 00:13:07,892
This has been a nice break.
318
00:13:07,894 --> 00:13:10,928
Hey. Don't talk about
your brother like that.
319
00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,797
Since when are you on his side?
320
00:13:12,799 --> 00:13:14,365
Since Dad almost let him die.
321
00:13:17,226 --> 00:13:20,160
- No!
- SHELDON: Unbelievable.
322
00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:22,807
It's either cartoons or
men in their underwear
323
00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:24,608
banging their heads together.
324
00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:27,378
RICKY: You complain a lot.
325
00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:30,485
Excuse me?
326
00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:34,652
Seriously, dude, you need to relax.
327
00:13:34,654 --> 00:13:36,391
How can I relax?
328
00:13:36,394 --> 00:13:39,355
I'm being held captive
in a bacterial playground.
329
00:13:39,358 --> 00:13:41,258
Why are you here?
330
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:44,128
I had to have my gallbladder
removed. Why are you here?
331
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,763
I'm having surgery tomorrow.
332
00:13:45,765 --> 00:13:47,431
How come?
333
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,400
I was born with a hole in my heart.
334
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:52,403
My mom says everyone is
born with a Jesus-shaped hole
335
00:13:52,405 --> 00:13:55,072
in their heart, but I'm
guessing this is different.
336
00:13:55,074 --> 00:13:57,742
Yeah, they're gonna put a patch on it.
337
00:13:57,744 --> 00:13:59,643
And then it just stays there forever?
338
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:03,080
Yeah, like a Band-Aid you
never have to pull off.
339
00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:05,850
That's great, because that's
the worst thing about Band-Aids.
340
00:14:05,852 --> 00:14:07,062
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
341
00:14:07,065 --> 00:14:08,566
They may have removed my gallbladder,
342
00:14:08,569 --> 00:14:10,488
but not my wicked sense of humor.
343
00:14:17,096 --> 00:14:18,829
Whatcha working on?
344
00:14:18,831 --> 00:14:20,498
A welcome home sign for Sheldon.
345
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,000
Oh, that's a nice thing.
346
00:14:23,002 --> 00:14:25,503
Yeah, but this "W" took me half an hour.
347
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:27,471
Hmm. You want some help?
348
00:14:27,473 --> 00:14:28,539
Yeah.
349
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:31,809
Georgie, get your ass in here!
350
00:14:31,811 --> 00:14:34,345
How did you find out you
have a hole in your heart?
351
00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:36,213
I fainted playing soccer.
352
00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:38,905
- Hmm, I guess I'm fortunate.
- Why?
353
00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:41,519
I don't and never will play soccer.
354
00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:44,188
How did you know something was
wrong with your gallbladder?
355
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:46,129
It started as a minor tummyache,
356
00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:48,459
then escalated to a major tummyache.
357
00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:50,390
Luckily, I handle pain well.
358
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:56,957
[QUIETLY]: What are you
gonna do when you get home?
359
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,004
Enjoy a bathroom I can relax in.
360
00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:01,338
Although I do like that there's
361
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,674
a big red emergency button in there.
362
00:15:03,676 --> 00:15:06,076
I actually don't mind it here.
363
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,212
What about the food?
364
00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:11,849
It's not as good as my grandma's
tamales, but nothing is.
365
00:15:11,851 --> 00:15:13,884
How long has she been
taking care of you?
366
00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:15,386
My whole life.
367
00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:18,189
She'd be here, but she's
watching my brother.
368
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:22,226
My meemaw takes care
of us sometimes, too.
369
00:15:22,228 --> 00:15:25,741
I'm excited for my heart
to be fixed, 'cause then,
370
00:15:25,744 --> 00:15:28,694
she won't have to worry
about me anymore. But hey,
371
00:15:28,697 --> 00:15:30,590
once they put the patch on my heart,
372
00:15:30,593 --> 00:15:32,770
I'll sort of be like Iron Man.
373
00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:36,407
Technically, Iron Man
has a magnet, not a patch.
374
00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:38,509
And technically, I said "sort of."
375
00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:40,177
Touché.
376
00:15:41,848 --> 00:15:43,781
[GRUNTS SOFTLY]
377
00:15:49,088 --> 00:15:51,522
Where'd he go? Where's Ricky?
378
00:15:51,524 --> 00:15:53,791
He's in surgery.
379
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,126
Oh.
380
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:57,934
But look what I'm doing.
381
00:15:57,937 --> 00:16:00,130
I'm packing up so we can go home.
382
00:16:00,132 --> 00:16:01,599
Can we wait until he's done?
383
00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:03,701
I think it's gonna be a while, honey,
384
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:05,736
but why don't we get a move on
385
00:16:05,738 --> 00:16:07,358
and then we can check on him later?
386
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:11,675
Okay.
387
00:16:15,548 --> 00:16:18,616
One second.
388
00:16:18,618 --> 00:16:21,624
- Excuse me, Nurse Robinson?
- Yes?
389
00:16:21,627 --> 00:16:24,221
Will you give this Iron Man comic to Ricky?
390
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:25,990
I'll see that he gets it.
391
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:28,325
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:16:28,327 --> 00:16:30,961
And thank you for taking care of me.
393
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:32,863
[CHUCKLES]: You're welcome.
394
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,298
You stay healthy.
395
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,833
I will.
396
00:16:35,835 --> 00:16:39,403
When did he become nice?
397
00:16:39,405 --> 00:16:41,338
[ELEVATOR CHIMES]
398
00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:52,483
Uh, I'll get the next one.
399
00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:13,506
I actually missed you.
400
00:17:13,508 --> 00:17:15,641
Ain't that nice?
401
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,476
What about me did you miss?
402
00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:18,611
I don't know.
403
00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:20,561
Well, think about it and get back to me.
404
00:17:20,564 --> 00:17:22,486
Ha, he gave you homework.
405
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,649
Sheldon, I just got off
the phone with that nurse
406
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:25,752
from the hospital.
407
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:27,853
Your little roommate's
gonna be just fine.
408
00:17:27,856 --> 00:17:29,488
Oh, good. That's a relief.
409
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,923
Would you like to go visit him?
410
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,326
No. Why?
411
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:38,030
Okay, here we go, Sheldon.
412
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:43,536
One "precision astronomical
refractor telescope."
413
00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:45,571
Wow. Thanks, Dad.
414
00:17:45,573 --> 00:17:48,288
ADULT SHELDON: For the next few
weeks, my guilt-ridden father
415
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,382
continued to lavish me with gifts.
416
00:17:50,385 --> 00:17:53,543
Then the football playoffs
started and that was that.
417
00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:55,447
Time's up. What did you miss about me?
418
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,995
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