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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,000 MUZAK PLAYS 2 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,280 Choke her to death, then. 3 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,320 What, like, with a pillow? 4 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:24,480 - Yeah. - Like, when she's asleep? 5 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,560 Or drown her in the bath. 6 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:34,680 Yeah, I'm going to. 7 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,360 You're 30p short. 8 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:48,720 - Well, you're going to have to put something back. - It's only 30p. 9 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:50,840 Yeah, and it's only cos our mam's disabled. 10 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,480 - Yeah, we're young carers. - Nobody cares about us. 11 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,600 In your own time. 12 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,560 - Pick that up. - Piss off, munter. 13 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,360 You can call us what you like, 14 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,960 but I'm not checking your food through until you pick that up. 15 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,440 Oh, get off, you fat old, twat. 16 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,160 - How's your ma this week? - Not great, ta. 17 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,800 Well, she's not going to be, is she? 18 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,480 Fucking hate that woman. 19 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,680 Fucking hate not knowing any one. 20 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:52,360 Fucking hate the ones I DO know. 21 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,440 - You've got me. - Yeah, but you're my fucking brother. 22 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:01,360 - Well, go out more then. - Yeah, like with who? 23 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,800 Also, who wants to go anywhere round here? 24 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,720 Anyway, I haven't got any clothes, have I? 25 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,400 - Buy some. - Yeah, like I can afford that. 26 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,920 - Well, I cannot, either. - Yeah, but you don't mind looking like shit. 27 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,200 - Fuck off! - Who are you telling to fuck off? 28 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:22,280 - Fuck-arse face. - You, arse fuck-face! 29 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,600 I'm not an arse fuck-face, you fuck-arse face! 30 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,680 - You fucking...! - That hurts, 31 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,400 that actually hurts! Get off! 32 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,640 Right. You're dead! 33 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,280 You're actually dead! 34 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,800 Come here! 35 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,880 - Started what? - It! 36 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,600 What's it when it's in bed? 37 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,120 I don't fucking know, do I? 38 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,600 - He started it. - Don't swear! 39 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,640 Well, don't piss yourself, then. 40 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,520 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. 41 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,920 Started what, anyway? 42 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:01,320 SHE GIGGLES 43 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:03,120 You buggers! 44 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,800 Bollocks, Mum, can you keep hold? 45 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:07,880 - You'll fall and smash your skull, OK? - Aye, then you'll be sorry. 46 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,280 KNOCK AT DOOR 47 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,880 Don't look at me. 48 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:20,920 Whoa! 49 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,160 SHE SIGHS 50 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:26,400 URINE FLOWS 51 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,480 Evening. 52 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,520 - Hiya. - You inquired about a loan. 53 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,360 You filled in a form, you wanted a visit from a representative. 54 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,640 - That was my sister. - Is she in? 55 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:49,480 So, Kristen Taylor, no middle initial, age 17, occupation - carer, 56 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,360 loan amount £500, API subject to credit scoring, purpose of loan - 57 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,520 home improvements. 58 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,840 So there you have it. Don't make your mind up on the spot, 59 00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,240 a loan's a serious commitment. 60 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:01,520 If you've got second thoughts, have them now, not later. 61 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,920 But you're not going to have second thoughts, are you? 62 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:07,360 - No chance. - So I put it up to head office for approval. 63 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:09,560 - You happy with that? - Coolio! 64 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,000 - I'll get back to you next week. - Yeah, good one. 65 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,240 - Hello. - Evening. 66 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:20,360 - Next week, then? - What day? 67 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,440 I'll let you know. 68 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,360 Take care. 69 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,560 - Yeah, and you. - Yeah, cheers, Liam. 70 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,720 TV ON 71 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:35,000 'I cannot guarantee... I CANNOT guarantee 72 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:39,200 'you'll ever get this price tag again, that's why I'm...' 73 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,400 Beep-beep. How much is your wingback, there? £10. 74 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,320 £10? 75 00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:17,000 You can't have it. 76 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,920 - Oh, come on! - No, no, no. 77 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,840 You be careful. 78 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,280 Hi, again. 79 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:52,920 Hiya. 80 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:57,280 - Cold, yeah? - A bit, yeah. 81 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,600 Not if you've been swinging, mind. 82 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,640 Sorry? 83 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:12,400 That keeps you warm, doesn't it, swinging? 84 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,320 Yeah, it does, actually. 85 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,840 - Is that why you were doing it? - Nah, not really. 86 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,800 So did you hear about the loan? 87 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,640 Yeah, I told you, next week. 88 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,560 That's your mum, right? 89 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:37,320 - Yeah. - What's up with her? 90 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,920 How come she's in a wheelchair? 91 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,520 Loads, everything. 92 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,000 Did she have an accident? 93 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,240 Nah, she's just fucked. 94 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,480 - So it's just you and your brother? - We're twins. 95 00:07:55,480 --> 00:07:58,120 - You don't look alike. - Perhaps I'm lying, then. 96 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:18,560 See you next week. 97 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,000 Yeah. See ya. 98 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:00,680 DISTANT SIRENS 99 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,720 Ey-up, mate - how's it going? 100 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,720 Not bad, ta, and you? 101 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,760 Yeah, I'm always good. 102 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:41,560 On your own? 103 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,280 Kris and Mum are waiting for the doctor. 104 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:46,400 She all right, your mum? 105 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,800 - Nah, not really. - Sorry, mate. 106 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,560 She's always got something new, it's how we get our excitement. 107 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,600 How's Kristen? 108 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,920 She's not bad, ta. 109 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,360 She going out with anyone? 110 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,840 Don't think so. Why? 111 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,520 Just genuine interest. 112 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,400 Tell you what, mate, fancy a beer sometime? 113 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,160 - You, Kris and me? - Just me and you. 114 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,800 A lads' night out. 115 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,360 Do you play pool? 116 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,400 - A bit, yeah. - Any good? 117 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,840 - Not bad. - How about tonight? 118 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:24,280 What's that pub round the back like? 119 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:26,240 - Metropolitan? - I've never been in. 120 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,520 Me neither. Fancy giving it a try? 121 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,400 Yeah, yeah. OK... 122 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,960 All right, laters. 123 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:44,160 Just wear anything. You're only going to a pub. 124 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,400 How many pubs have you been in lately? 125 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:47,600 Everybody goes into pubs. 126 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:48,880 We don't. 127 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,960 Look, he wanted to ask you. 128 00:10:56,960 --> 00:11:00,360 He only asked me cos he thought you were looking after Mum. 129 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,920 I couldn't say no, could I? 130 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,800 I'll ask him back here after. How's that? 131 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,520 If you want. I don't care. 132 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,920 Right, what you having? Bitter, lager, Guinness, cider? 133 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,440 - Cider. - Can I get a Guinness and a cider, please? 134 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:41,000 See that, eh? Learning from the master, here. 135 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,640 Right, now this one. 136 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:07,600 What the fuck! 137 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,720 Oh, I'm sorry... 138 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:10,640 - All right, all right. - Come here! 139 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,680 He's inexperienced, that's all. Here you are. 140 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,960 Get yourself a round in. 141 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:15,640 Chill out, mate. Yeah? Go on. 142 00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:39,320 - Fancy coming into town? - Yeah, if you want. 143 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:42,400 Or you could come back to ours and see our Kris. 144 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,960 I fancy town first, to be honest. 145 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,000 Just need to check my e-mails. You coming in? 146 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,360 Come on, you might as well. 147 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:04,880 Nice, innit? Go on, mate, get yourself a drink in the fridge. 148 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,400 We'll have vodka. 149 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,600 Shot glasses are in that cupboard there, middle shelf. 150 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,840 Nice one. 151 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,600 Cheers. 152 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,920 Can I ask you something, mate? 153 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,320 Yeah, course. 154 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,800 Are you gay? Here you are. 155 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,440 Cheers. 156 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:38,200 No. 157 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,520 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 158 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:43,000 - Why, are you? - Me? 159 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,480 Nah, nah. 160 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,560 How about you? 161 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:48,920 I just told you. 162 00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,560 As long as you're happy, mate. That's what matters. 163 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,600 I wouldn't judge anyone that was. 164 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,280 Nor me. 165 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,760 It's the 21st century, for fuck's sake. 166 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:04,360 - Yeah. - Yeah. 167 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,560 It wouldn't be my choice, mind. 168 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,480 Nah. 169 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,760 So what do you fancy in town? 170 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,680 Club, pub, bar, restaurant, what? 171 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,520 Tell you what. Do you fancy a laugh? 172 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,800 - OK, why not? - Yeah? 173 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,640 - You want a laugh? You fancy a laugh? You mean it? - Yeah, go on, then. 174 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,800 - Go on, then. Hold that. Here you are. Follow me. - Yeah! 175 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,800 Give us that. You sit down there. 176 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,760 Stay there. 177 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:52,400 Eh, eh? 178 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,800 Right, just leave that there. 179 00:15:00,440 --> 00:15:01,720 Number two... 180 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,240 Hey? 181 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,000 HE GIGGLES 182 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:11,120 Right. 183 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,320 Go on, then. 184 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,320 Have a try, it'll be a laugh. 185 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,720 - Sorry, how do you mean? - Try them on. 186 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,360 - No! - Go on, it'll be a laugh. 187 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,800 You said you wanted a laugh, didn't you? 188 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,800 - Well, yeah... - Yeah. 189 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,280 You said you wouldn't judge anyone 190 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,840 and here you are judging yourself and you haven't even tried. 191 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,880 Have you ever worn Kristen's clothes? 192 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:43,520 A couple of times when I was a kid and she wore mine, but that's not... 193 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,640 There you go. It's just harmless fun. 194 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,360 Go on, get that down you. Go on. 195 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,600 Right. 196 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:55,280 All designer labels, top brands and that, look. 197 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,360 Eh? Designer. 198 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,600 Eh? 199 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,000 You know, but... 200 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,240 If it's a problem, we'll just leave it, shall we? 201 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,600 Shall we just leave it? 202 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,200 Shall we? 203 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,280 Just for a laugh, yeah? 204 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,000 Yeah, that's it, mate. 205 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,600 It's just a laugh. 206 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,000 Ah, there you go. 207 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,480 - Does it look good? - It's a thing of beauty, lad. 208 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:44,000 - Right. - Bit more. - Little bit more, right. 209 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,800 - You want some of this? - Yeah. - Hmm? 210 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,640 Right, lipstick, here you go. 211 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:52,280 Which one? Which colour? 212 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,600 - Yeah. - That one? - Yeah, yeah. 213 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,280 It was that one, wasn't it? 214 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,400 I've got two choices, I bought two especially. 215 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,360 I've got this one, which, personally, 216 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,120 I think this is the best, but you've got this one as well, 217 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:04,640 - which is a bit glittery. - That one, that's lovely. 218 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,160 Oh, get your balance! 219 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,480 You'll have to get used to walking in those, eh? 220 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,120 Right, are you ready? The moment of truth. 221 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,480 - Yeah. - You ready? 222 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,120 - Yeah, yeah. - Go on, have a look. 223 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,960 Eh? What do you think? 224 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,400 Right, right. 225 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,120 Right. 226 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,440 Town, yeah? 227 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,920 No... No way! 228 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,240 Evening. 229 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,400 Hey! Leave me, you bastard! 230 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,200 Get 'ere! 231 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,760 Woo-woo! 232 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,440 Love it! 233 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,880 HE LAUGHS 234 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,400 Never had you down for a slapper! 235 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:39,640 You hungry, babe? Yeah? 236 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,520 - A bit. - Hey, look at that. 237 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,800 They clocked you as well! 238 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,760 All right, babe, you're quality. 239 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,840 Too good for a kebab. 240 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,640 I'm not getting out here, no way. 241 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,680 (Oh, you bastard.) 242 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,480 Come on. 243 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,360 HEELS CLATTER 244 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,280 May I take your coat? 245 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,640 Yes, certainly. 246 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,360 Thank you very much. 247 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,640 - Here we go. - Thank you. 248 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:27,680 Thank you. 249 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,440 - Cheers. - May I get you something to drink? 250 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,800 - Yeah, we'll have champagne, please, thank you. - No problem. 251 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:01,280 Thanks. 252 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,440 - Would you like to order? - We'll order later, thanks. 253 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:19,560 - Certainly. - Thank you. 254 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,000 You know what, babe? 255 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,600 You are the most beautiful woman in this restaurant. 256 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,360 And I'm proud to be sat with you. 257 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,600 Cheers. 258 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,960 Were that a laugh, or what? 259 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,600 Oh... 260 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,480 So what do you fancy - tea, coffee? 261 00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:38,360 Vodka, lager, Coke, spliff? 262 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,000 I ought to get back, actually. 263 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,280 Go on, then. 264 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:47,840 You better get changed first. 265 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,400 Hey... 266 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,160 I've wanted this as long as I can remember. 267 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:24,760 It could never be real until I met you. 268 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,360 Fuck knows why. It's just one of those things. 269 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,240 We both knew, eh? 270 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,320 Yeah... 271 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,160 Yeah. 272 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,400 Go on, then, get changed. 273 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,360 - Cheers, then. - Yeah. 274 00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:05,880 See ya. 275 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,760 DOOR CLOSES 276 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:33,960 Hiya. 277 00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,680 Oh, right. 278 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,240 Sorry. 279 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:44,800 - He wanted to come back, but he's got an early start. - It doesn't matter. 280 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,640 So, did you pull loads of birds? 281 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,520 - No. - You pulled one, though. 282 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,480 You stink of perfume! 283 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,320 Bet she was a right munter. 284 00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,600 Did Liam pull an' all? 285 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,400 No, not really. 286 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,400 Oh, you stink of booze and weed. 287 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:01,880 How pissed ARE you? 288 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,560 So...what was he like outside of work, 289 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,520 what kind of clothes did he wear? 290 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,520 Just clothes, I can't remember. 291 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,360 Where did you go after the Metropolitan? 292 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,960 Places, I can't remember. 293 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,480 Bollocks you can! 294 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,680 Oh, the fucking room is spinning round. 295 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,000 BELL CHIMES 296 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,360 CAR ALARM IN DISTANCE 297 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:28,480 - I'm back in a bit, yeah? - Where are you going? 298 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,800 Out. I'm back in a bit, OK? 299 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,400 But we're going to the park, aren't we? 300 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,280 Yeah, I'll... I'll catch you up. 301 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,560 Er, Owen...! 302 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,960 Laters. 303 00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,520 No second thoughts, then? 304 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,480 - Yeah. - But you still came. 305 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,600 Yeah. Got a problem with that? 306 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,240 Not in the fucking least. 307 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,360 Right, where to? You name it. 308 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,800 Out. 309 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,800 Don't mind. 310 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,520 Same deal as last night, you cool with that? 311 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,280 Yeah, fuck it. 312 00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,920 Faster! 313 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,240 Whoa! 314 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,640 Woo! 315 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,680 It's coming off, it's coming off, it's coming off! 316 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,880 Mind if I join you? 317 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:51,720 I'm with my boyfriend. 318 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,920 No harm done, eh? 319 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,560 Get that down you. 320 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,480 I think I just pulled. 321 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,520 Bound to, a babe like you. 322 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,160 I said you were my boyfriend. 323 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:20,800 I am. Didn't you know? 324 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,000 Right, where to? 325 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,160 Helter-skelter? Big dipper? 326 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,280 - Merry-go-round? - I need the toilet, actually. 327 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,560 Go for it. 328 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,800 Yeah, right, and get arrested? 329 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,960 You can't use the gents, can you? Eh? 330 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,880 Go on. Just don't forget to sit down. 331 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,680 - All right, mate, how you doing? - Ah! 332 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,400 Oh! There's a queue, you know. 333 00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,920 Look, I'm a bit sick of this, to be honest. 334 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,520 Fuck you are, you're loving it. 335 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,800 Look. Let's immortalise the moment. 336 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,800 Come on. 337 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,160 Come on! 338 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,920 Come on! Woo! 339 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:31,600 Thank you. You're just very smart there... Lovely! 340 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:33,520 That's lovely. 341 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,560 Very smart indeed. 342 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,720 And the lady... 343 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,920 Oh, that's beautiful. The button looks a little bit tight there. 344 00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,120 And the skirt... 345 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:44,240 Lovely. That's... 346 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,840 If you don't mind me saying so, sir, 347 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,880 your face would frighten a fly off a fresh turd. 348 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,760 Hands off, you deviant, old fucker. 349 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:58,560 - Sorry, sorry. - Just take the fucking picture. 350 00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:05,560 Thank you, thank you. 351 00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,440 Could I have your names, please? 352 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,240 Liam and Kristen. 353 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,680 Is that a K, sir? 354 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:17,480 K-R-I-S-T-E-N. 355 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,280 Thank you, thank you very much. 356 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,520 Thank you. 357 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,560 Sorry about that, babe. 358 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,560 Spur of the moment. You know how it is. 359 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,880 Liam, you're weirding me. Can we go home, please? 360 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,520 - Chick, chick, chicken! - Yes, actually. 361 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,960 All right, princess, anything you say. 362 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:44,400 PHONE BEEPS 363 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,520 Mum's been a pain in the arse all day. 364 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,920 She's a pain in the arse every day. 365 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,800 She was the worst fucking pain in the fucking arse today. 366 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,280 - You should have been here. - I'm sorry. 367 00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,400 You better be. 368 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,960 I am. 369 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,760 OK. 370 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,960 I believe you. 371 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,600 Maybe. 372 00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,640 PHONE BEEPS 373 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,440 Won't happen again, anyhow. I've had enough of the bird, she's mental. 374 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,920 Did you shag her? 375 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,400 - No. - Did you snog her? 376 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:25,000 - A bit, yeah. - Is she a good snogger or a bad snogger? 377 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,360 Not bad. 378 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,520 Too much fucking trouble, birds. 379 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,720 PHONE BEEPS 380 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:21,280 KNOCK AT DOOR 381 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:36,360 Hiya! 382 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,960 I've got some news about the loan. 383 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,680 - You're approved. - Great! 384 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,520 - Cheers. - Don't thank me. 385 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,640 Credit scoring's a science. 386 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,720 Do you want to come in? 387 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:49,800 Are you asking? 388 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,640 Only...don't tell Mum about the loan. 389 00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,960 She doesn't know about it and I don't want to worry her. 390 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,480 Whatever you say. 391 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,160 Who fancies a chocolate, hmm? 392 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,280 Owen. Owen, pass the chocolates. 393 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:21,640 I don't eat chocolates. 394 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,240 I keep fit. Yeah. 395 00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:27,480 I can make an exception. 396 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,800 - What's best? - Depends what you fancy, doesn't it? 397 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,280 Yeah, yeah. 398 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,960 Sucker for a bit of packaging, me. 399 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,520 Mmm. 400 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:48,000 Mmm. 401 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,120 Very nice. 402 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,480 - See what I'm missing. - So are you busy then, Liam? 403 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,520 I can't complain, you know. 404 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,320 What is it exactly that you do? 405 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,520 Financial services. 406 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,240 Oh, I bet that is dead interesting. 407 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,360 Yeah, it is, it's fascinating, yeah. 408 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,400 Yeah. 409 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,320 I'd love to stay, only, er...I best get off. 410 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,920 Right, nice to meet you. 411 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:23,880 See you. 412 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,960 Sorry about Mum, by the way. 413 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,560 Come back later, if you want. 414 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,520 The loan's shit by the way. You don't want it. 415 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,840 It would be fucking you over. 416 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,400 Trust me. 417 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,680 Go on. Here. 418 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:04,120 It's not a loan, it's a gift. 419 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,520 All the best. Have a nice life. 420 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,640 What a charming young man. 421 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,800 Yeah, well that's the last we're going to be seeing of him. 422 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,000 Kris, what's this about? 423 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,320 Is that what he said, he's not coming back? 424 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,920 Sounded like it to me. 425 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,720 Ground rules - if you're going to fuck me around, fuck off. 426 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,840 I don't know what I want. I just want to talk to you. 427 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,200 What it comes down to is passion, love. 428 00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,520 No ifs, no buts. 429 00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,440 - Don't be scared of yourself. - God, you're doing my nut! 430 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:09,760 Unconditional love. 431 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:14,280 That's what I'm putting on the table here. Or fuck off and we never see each other again. 432 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,760 Indecision's for losers. 433 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:20,440 I'm offering you the whole of me. I'm asking for the same in return. 434 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,760 Hey. 435 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,160 We're going to fucking live, us two. 436 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,560 - OK. - Louder. 437 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,840 Yes. 438 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,520 What are you doing? I don't snog boys. 439 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,560 I'm not deviant. Get changed first. 440 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:50,840 TAPS AT DOOR 441 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:53,760 What are you doing? 442 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:00,680 TAPPING 443 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,400 Liam! 444 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,400 You going to be all day in there, or what? 445 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,000 What? 446 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,360 Wig. 447 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:36,320 OK. 448 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,800 Fuck, I love you. 449 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,160 Fuck, I do. 450 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,360 Don't ever do that to me again... 451 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,000 ..OK? 452 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,640 Come on, babe, I've got something to show you. 453 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:16,840 Not yet. Hold my hand. 454 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,200 What are you doing?! 455 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,480 Don't trip. 456 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,880 THEY LAUGH 457 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,240 - Right, you ready? - Yeah. 458 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,560 - Yeah? - Yeah. 459 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,840 Eh? 460 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,600 That's us. 461 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,760 Me and you. 462 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,920 You and me. 463 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:38,680 Quality or what? 464 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,800 Can I think about that? 465 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,120 We had this game at school, right. 466 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,280 We'd find a soft kid and we'd go, "Oi, mate, are you a virgin?" 467 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,240 And he'd go, "No, no, no way". 468 00:39:53,240 --> 00:39:55,280 And we'd go, "Oh, that's disgusting!" 469 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,800 Where would you locate your own experience on that scale? 470 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,280 Yeah, I am. 471 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,560 We'll never do anything that you're not 110% cool with. 472 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,280 I'd fucking die for you. 473 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,000 Mum? 474 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:48,760 Mum? 475 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:52,800 Mum? 476 00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:56,560 Mum! Mum! 477 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,800 MUM! MUM! 478 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,120 Oh, don't die on me, you stupid old cow! 479 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,320 Mum! 480 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,760 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 481 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,840 PANTING, SIGHS 482 00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,680 HE SIGHS 483 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:58,400 If you ever feel unloved... or frightened... 484 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,480 ..just remember that there's someone here who loves you. 485 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,320 Kris, it's me, are you picking up, or what? 486 00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:15,880 OK, so listen. 487 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,480 I'm stopping at a mate's. 488 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,280 We got wrecked, to be honest. 489 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,680 I'll see you in the morning, yeah? 490 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:26,000 If I don't do 200 every night... 491 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:29,920 ..I haven't achieved in the day. 492 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,920 It's all about ground rules. 493 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,720 Phew, phew. 494 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,320 You achieve something every day of your fucking life. 495 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,640 Fuck me, we achieved tonight, eh? 496 00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,760 How's your sense of achievement, babe? 497 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,760 Yeah, pretty good, ta. 498 00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,000 CAR ALARM WAILS 499 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,320 DOOR CLOSES 500 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,520 Hello? 501 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:22,920 Mam? 502 00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:47,000 - Don't worry. She's only had another heart attack. - Shit! Is she OK? 503 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,600 Course she fucking isn't. I thought she was going to die! 504 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,440 She went blue! 505 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,960 - So where were you? - At a mate's, I left a message. 506 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,840 We were just getting her in the ambulance when you called. 507 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,200 Anyway, what mate? 508 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,480 You haven't GOT any mates. 509 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,720 Except Liam, I suppose. 510 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,560 Nah, it wasn't him. 511 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,560 Kris, I'm sorry, OK? 512 00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:10,800 Yeah, you're always sorry. 513 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,440 But it's just words, isn't it? 514 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,480 Why are you wearing mascara? 515 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,120 Bird's a goth. She got me to try it. 516 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,920 Mum's shit scared. 517 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,800 She was crying when they brought her round. She's never been this bad. 518 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,920 She go bluer than last time? 519 00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,440 Oh, fuck off, Owen. 520 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,880 I needed you and so did Mum. 521 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,400 I'm sorry. 522 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:40,680 No, it's not good enough. 523 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,320 You have a turn, see how you feel. 524 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:17,400 Hiya, mate. 525 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,800 How long have you been here? 526 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,440 Couple of hours. 527 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,360 Just watching you. 528 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,560 I bet you're sick of hospital food. 529 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,440 Eat it tomorrow if you're not hungry. 530 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,640 And go back to sleep. You look fucked. 531 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,520 You know what? 532 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,440 I'm going to get your extensions done... 533 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,520 ..just till your own hair grows. 534 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,320 You can get your lashes done at the same time. 535 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,920 Liam, I can't. 536 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:36,440 There's no such word. 537 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,600 It don't exist. 538 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,400 Let me ask you a question. What do you think life is? 539 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,840 - I don't know. - No, go on, I want to know. 540 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,360 What do you believe in? What do you reckon we're here for? 541 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,760 - Lots of things. - Yeah? 542 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,960 How about love? 543 00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:04,400 - Yeah. - How about risk? 544 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:05,360 - How about achievement? - OK. 545 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,520 You're not very passionate, are you, babe? 546 00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,120 - Yes, actually. - Go on, then. 547 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,360 What would you do for love? I want you to move in. 548 00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,840 - Liam, I can't. - Can't, won't! 549 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:22,400 More fucking negativity bollocks! 550 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:26,680 Look, erm... 551 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:30,960 People aren't brought up positive. 552 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:35,280 That's why the world's full of losers. 553 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,880 You've got to learn it. 554 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:40,560 You've got to train yourself. 555 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,120 Well, look at me. Look at me! 556 00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,840 Look at this place. 557 00:47:49,240 --> 00:47:50,360 Look at my car. 558 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,440 Look at my suits. Living the dream. 559 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:55,640 OUR dream. 560 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,800 Move in, babe. 561 00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:46,120 LOCK BLEEPS 562 00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:14,440 LOCK BLEEPS 563 00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,720 BLEEPS 564 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,480 Hiya. 565 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,400 Liam, hiya. 566 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,800 What are you doing? 567 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,800 This is what I bought with the money you gave me. 568 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,400 What do you reckon? 569 00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,280 Like it, or what? 570 00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,800 Er, Liam...? 571 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:41,880 Liam! 572 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,360 CAR BLEEPS 573 00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,120 Liam, are you fucking blind or what? 574 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,880 Are you all right, love? 575 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:54,800 - Oh, fuck off. - Charming. 576 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,520 HE SNIFFS 577 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,800 Oh, love. 578 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,760 I'll be fine. 579 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,640 I'm not crying about you. 580 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,000 Cheers(!) 581 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,920 You little bastard. 582 00:51:28,720 --> 00:51:30,880 - Aww. - I think I made a big mistake. 583 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,560 About? 584 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,200 It doesn't matter. 585 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,920 No, obviously(!) 586 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:49,800 If I knew that I would end up like this, 587 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:52,240 I'd have done plenty more loving first. 588 00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,800 I avoided life. 589 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,920 I didn't take the risks I should have done. 590 00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,200 Now, look, eh? Hmm? 591 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,600 I've got to let you two go. 592 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,760 That's all I've thought about since I realised I wasn't going to peg it. 593 00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:22,600 Bollocks, you stupid, old cow. 594 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,920 That's good. Come here. Stick them up. 595 00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,320 Put them up. 596 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,960 (Love you.) 597 00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:34,560 Yeah, I love you, too. 598 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:14,800 What? 599 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:17,440 I was just worried about you. The way you were last night. 600 00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:19,440 Yeah, well, I'm good. 601 00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:21,520 As you see. Cheers, then. 602 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:25,640 But it was like you didn't even see me. 603 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,600 Yeah, well, obviously I didn't, then. 604 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,640 Anyway, how do you know where I live? 605 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,400 Cos, like, you told me. 606 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:32,800 No, I fucking didn't. 607 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,480 OK. I'll... 608 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,720 I'll see you around. 609 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,400 I'm really sorry, but I really need the toilet. 610 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,920 Do you mind? Cheers, Liam, you're a mate. 611 00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:46,880 Give us my shirt. 612 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,640 MUFFLED VOICES 613 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:00,480 Fucking tart. 614 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:12,920 Who's that in the picture with you? 615 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,680 Just an old girlfriend. 616 00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:17,480 - Called Kristen? - Yeah, small world. 617 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,320 So, you've had your piss. That's good. Now, fuck off, please. 618 00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,640 - It looks like Owen. - No, it doesn't. 619 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,960 I think I know what my twin brother looks... 620 00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,240 You have no fucking idea about Kristen. 621 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,280 You have never met her and you never will. 622 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,920 Do I make myself clear? 623 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,840 So, you didn't need a piss at all, did you? Get the fuck out! 624 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,280 I had to do something to protect you. 625 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:40,160 You don't talk to my sister like that. 626 00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,760 A bit of you was inappropriate. 627 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:50,120 Get off! 628 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,680 I love you so fucking much. 629 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,440 Besides... 630 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,400 ..do you reckon you can face Kristen now? 631 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:46,760 No chance. You're going to have to move in now, aren't you? 632 00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:52,280 Some things are just meant to be. 633 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:55,320 And this is one of them. 634 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,760 It's my fault she had the address. 635 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:01,160 I wrote it down. 636 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:07,280 You know what that means, don't you? 637 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:09,840 You wanted to get caught. 638 00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:14,400 You wanted fate to make the decision for you. 639 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,520 That's kismet. 640 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:18,560 I don't believe in that shit. 641 00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:57,240 What do YOU want? 642 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:03,160 That is so sick, calling yourself Kristen. 643 00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:04,920 I didn't. Liam did. 644 00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,760 Yeah, I really believe that. 645 00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:08,960 - So, you want to be a girl? - No! 646 00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:11,800 Could have fooled me. 647 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,200 - But you are - gay? No! 648 00:58:16,760 --> 00:58:18,560 Oh, fuck, I don't know. 649 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:21,720 - I feel shit about everything right now. - Yeah, good one, Owen. 650 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,800 Sorry, "Kristen". 651 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,640 So, you saw I fancied Liam. 652 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:29,160 I'd actually met someone that didn't have two heads, 653 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,480 who was interested in me and, 654 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,920 despite not being gay and not wanting to be a girl, 655 00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,360 you just happened to turn yourself into me and shag him! 656 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:48,400 Mum's doing fine, by the way! 657 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:49,960 She can probably come home soon. 658 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,280 I hate myself, mate. 659 00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,120 All right? Look, I've got anger issues. 660 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:28,400 All right? I admit it. 661 00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:30,880 There's reasons. 662 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,800 Look, I love ya. 663 00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:36,120 I fucking love ya. 664 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:42,560 I really, really love ya. 665 01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:54,000 My school. 666 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,920 See? Know what it taught me? 667 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:59,680 Nothing. Except it's every bastard for himself. 668 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:12,000 I'll tell you what... 669 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,680 Seeing as we're here - strictly spur of the moment - 670 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,760 fancy meeting my mum and dad? 671 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:20,800 Oh, I'm not sure about that. 672 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,320 It's only round the corner. Come on, I'll show you. 673 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,160 Another time, yeah? 674 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,280 This is my street. 675 01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:38,280 Little park. 676 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:42,840 That's my house coming up at the bottom. 677 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:46,120 That's my mum. That's my dad. 678 01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:52,680 Can't let them down now. They've cooked dinner and everything. 679 01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:54,440 I've told them all about ya. 680 01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,160 Hey. Nothing like roast dinner. 681 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:26,320 Hm! 682 01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:38,320 I've always worried Liam might not find anyone. 683 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,760 I know this is a mother talking, but...he's handsome. 684 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,440 He wears lovely clothes. 685 01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:55,840 And he does well at his job. 686 01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,960 But he's always been on his own. 687 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,640 You're a boy, aren't you, love? 688 01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:14,840 Yeah, I am. 689 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,320 Well, just care for him as much as he cares for you. 690 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,760 That's all I'm asking. 691 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,000 Don't hurt him. 692 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,560 FOOTBALL COMMENTARY 693 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,400 'Mortimer. 694 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,880 'Mortimer off-loads to Fowler. 695 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,760 'Good tackling action, good tackling. 696 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:00,520 'Wallace waits. 697 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,760 'Fine take by Ryan. 698 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:10,360 'He's such a strong lad.' 699 01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:30,200 - They loved you. - No, they thought I was a bloke. 700 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,440 Bollocks. Marry me. 701 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,840 - What? - Go on, it'll be a laugh. 702 01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,400 No! 703 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:39,240 Fine. 704 01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:45,160 Let's go to the seaside, then. 705 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:46,720 Look, you're overreacting, babe. 706 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,800 All right? My dad said you were attractive. You telling me he's gay? 707 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,880 They'll come round when the wedding invites go out. 708 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:53,880 They'll be losing a son, but gaining a daughter. 709 01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:57,520 Fuck! 710 01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,840 My dad's a right asshole, by the way, he'd beat the shit out of 711 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,760 any fucker that weren't a better man than he was. 712 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:07,720 And now he eats roast lamb and grows cunting vegetables! 713 01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,840 He's 60 years old and understands nothing. 714 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:13,800 I despise the twat. 715 01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,160 I'm glad my mum liked you, though. Eh? 716 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,280 So, where do you fancy? 717 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,840 Whitley Bay? 718 01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,400 South Shields? Seaburn, Saltburn, Redcar? 719 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:30,640 - You've got the world at your feet here. - I need to see how Mam is. 720 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,720 She's all right, your mum, you know. 721 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,800 She knows her chocolates, I'll say that for her. 722 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,880 She's had a fucking heart attack, Liam. 723 01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:39,560 Oh, they can do wonders nowadays. 724 01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:44,400 To be fair, the chocs weren't exactly helping, were they, eh? 725 01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:46,480 HE LAUGHS 726 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:51,480 Right, where do you fancy? 727 01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:55,400 Eh? 728 01:05:57,520 --> 01:05:59,520 - Answer me! - I'm not going anywhere! 729 01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,720 I'm not going to marry you! I'm sick of being Kristen! 730 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,600 It is NOT real! 731 01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,960 And I think you need some help. 732 01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:06,720 What, like therapy? 733 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,840 What, because I love you? 734 01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:13,520 Right. 735 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,360 Right. 736 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,400 I'll tell you what, babe... 737 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,640 ..I'm not the one with the fucking problem here. 738 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,160 ENGINE ROARS 739 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,720 Kris, it's me. Listen... 740 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,600 'Fuck off, you don't exist!' 741 01:07:44,760 --> 01:07:46,600 Still want to get out? 742 01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,880 Go on. Be my guest. 743 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:27,800 Take your clothes off. 744 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,280 Everything, you fucking freak. 745 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,880 Liam, I'm sorry. 746 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,160 - I don't want to hurt you, I just... - Tell me you're a freak. 747 01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,640 Tell me you're a freak. 748 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,800 - Tell me you're a freak. - I'm a freak. 749 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:18,240 You disgust me. You don't know what the fuck you are, do you? 750 01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:20,600 - Yes, actually. - Well, I really don't think that's true, 751 01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,760 cos how come you told my mum that you were a boy? 752 01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,920 Now, that really is fucking sick! 753 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,800 Anyone can see that you're not. 754 01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:28,600 Take your fucking clothes off! 755 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,400 Take them off! 756 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,560 HE SOBS 757 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,240 Ever heard of a Ben Franklin balance sheet? 758 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,720 Works like this. 759 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,680 You take a piece of paper, you make two columns. 760 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:18,960 On one side of that are all the reasons for doing a thing, 761 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,920 on the other side, all the reasons for not. 762 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:23,280 Simple as. The bag on my left is Kristin. 763 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:25,840 The bag on my right, Owen. 764 01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:27,600 I forgot the paper, but fuck that. 765 01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:34,480 The left-hand column, unconditional love, money, the ride of your life. 766 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,000 The right-hand column... 767 01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:38,800 You fucking tell me. 768 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:54,200 Redcar it is, then. 769 01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:28,800 Oh, I'm sorry, we're full up. 770 01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:30,280 There's only the bridal suite free. 771 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,760 - Bull's-eye. As it happens, we've just got married. - Ahh! 772 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:35,720 Yeah, in fact, we're on our honeymoon. 773 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:38,400 Well, in that case, welcome to the Belgique. 774 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,400 I'm Hutch, mine host. 775 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,000 Joyce will be down directly. 776 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,800 You're lucky. We only got the cancellation this morning. 777 01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,760 And congratulations to you both! 778 01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,920 - Hey, that's what they call timing. - Yes! 779 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:51,320 Right... This way, please. 780 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:55,440 'Ere we are. 781 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:02,800 Shazam! 782 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:08,400 Grand, eh? 783 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:11,200 Oh, and here's Joyce. 784 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,880 Hello! Now, I hope it's comfy for you. 785 01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:16,480 I've put a few Mills and Boon by the bed. 786 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:18,840 I always do when we've got a lady staying. 787 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,400 Be happy! 788 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,760 Eh? Kismet, babe. 789 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,440 Is someone trying to tell us something, or what? 790 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:42,240 KNOCK AT DOOR 791 01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:43,520 Only me. 792 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,320 Ta-da! 793 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:54,600 Thanks, pet. And anything else you want, we're only too glad to oblige. 794 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:56,000 Cheers, Hutch. 795 01:13:58,560 --> 01:13:59,920 Catch. 796 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:06,560 Right, let's neck this cheap shit. 797 01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:13,800 Oh, piss. 798 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,400 Spoil me. 799 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,720 I wish. 800 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:31,520 Think pink. 801 01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:37,400 You hungry, babe? 802 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,280 Wouldn't mind. 803 01:14:41,720 --> 01:14:43,560 I wouldn't mind, either. 804 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,840 Hiya, I want the best pizzas in Redcar, please. 805 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:03,840 Yeah, put me through, mate. 806 01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:04,880 Cheers. 807 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:07,680 I'm getting put through. 808 01:15:09,520 --> 01:15:11,000 Hello? Hello? 809 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:13,480 Hiya. I want two fuck-off deep... 810 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:17,000 Two deep pan pepperonis and a load of garlic bread... 811 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,360 delivered to the Belgique hotel. 812 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:25,800 It's the bridal suite, though. 813 01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:27,200 You've got to make sure you ask for the bridal suite. 814 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,720 Bye. Bye-bye. 815 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:32,000 On its way. 816 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,240 Two pizzas. 817 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:40,880 I've got a head rush. 818 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:43,920 So... 819 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:47,640 ..the wedding... 820 01:15:48,720 --> 01:15:51,000 I mean, look at it like this, who's going to find out? 821 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:54,680 How many weddings have you been to where they lift up the bride's dress 822 01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,200 to check if she's got a nob?! 823 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,160 None! All you've got to do is sign Kristen's name and then 824 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:04,360 when she goes to get married, she'll get done for bigamy. 825 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:10,560 - I - thought that were funny. 826 01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,160 How many kids do you want? 827 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:23,600 I reckon three. 828 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,600 Two boys and a girl. 829 01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,880 You want a girl for company. 830 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,360 We'll have to adopt, of course. 831 01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:31,960 Then when they're old enough, 832 01:16:31,960 --> 01:16:35,280 we'll tell them you've got something wrong with your giblets! 833 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:36,680 Oh, come on, babe. 834 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:38,480 It's only a laugh. 835 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,880 I'm only having a laugh, don't take it so seriously. 836 01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,360 Why you taking it so seriously? 837 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:47,720 We'll have to book a church, though. 838 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:50,360 And hymns... What hymns do you like? 839 01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:51,400 Hmm? 840 01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:54,000 Hmm. 841 01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:57,960 It's the bride's day after all, isn't it? 842 01:16:59,960 --> 01:17:01,160 Liam... 843 01:17:02,600 --> 01:17:04,680 I'm not marrying you. 844 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:06,880 You know, like you say, it's only a laugh. 845 01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:09,560 - Oh, fuck! - Ho-fucking-ho-ho. 846 01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:14,320 - It's not a fucking laugh to me! - Get off! 847 01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:16,440 It's not a fucking laugh. 848 01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:18,480 Fuck me! 849 01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:21,760 - Fuck! - Ho...ho...ho. 850 01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:23,200 - Ah! - Put that back on. 851 01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,920 Put that back on. 852 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:26,680 Fuck! 853 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,400 Right, stop it. STOP IT! 854 01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:29,600 Shut up! 855 01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:30,880 Shut up. 856 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,120 Right? 857 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:34,120 It's not about YOU, Kristen. 858 01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:36,560 My darling Kristen, it's not about you. 859 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:37,800 OK? 860 01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,280 You are 110% perfect... 861 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:45,280 ..whereas Owen has been fucking your head for years. 862 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:47,880 He's been fucking your head for years. 863 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:51,160 He's been fucking your head for years! 864 01:17:51,160 --> 01:17:52,640 - And I'm going to get rid of him. - No! 865 01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,320 Shut up! Shut up! 866 01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:55,800 I'm going to get rid of him. 867 01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,800 I'm going to cure you of this sickness. 868 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:00,240 I'm going to rid you of the fucking sic... 869 01:18:00,240 --> 01:18:02,000 Ahh! Fuck! 870 01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:04,840 - Fuck! - I'm going to fucking kill him. 871 01:18:05,960 --> 01:18:07,000 Fuck! 872 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:09,960 You forgot your fucking wig. 873 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,280 HE SOBS 874 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:32,520 Oh, come back! 875 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:40,520 It's our honeymoon. 876 01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:43,480 KNOCKING 877 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:47,840 There you are. 878 01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:51,600 You could always have asked for a sandwich earlier, or a salad. 879 01:18:51,600 --> 01:18:53,200 Joyce would have made you a salad. 880 01:18:54,440 --> 01:18:56,120 Yeah, I know. That's what I said, 881 01:18:56,120 --> 01:18:57,840 only she wouldn't take no for an answer! 882 01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:00,600 You know what these women are like, never satisfied, eh? 883 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:01,880 HE LAUGHS 884 01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:04,960 Mmm! 885 01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:07,440 Pizza! 886 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,760 You needn't have done that. He's nice. 887 01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,360 Do you fancy him? 888 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:14,800 Of course I don't. 889 01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:16,480 I despise him. 890 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,800 I despise all shite people. 891 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:20,640 KNOCKS 892 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:22,360 Don't you want any pizza, then? 893 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,720 Please, don't, just give me some pizza, OK? 894 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:01,840 Look. 895 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:11,960 Forgot the drinks. Sorry, babe. 896 01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:14,840 Forgive me! 897 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,960 What do you fancy? 898 01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:19,400 Hmm? 899 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:22,840 Coke? 900 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:25,840 Diet Coke? Carbonated mineral water? 901 01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:27,720 Still mineral water? 902 01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:29,680 7Up? Tango? 903 01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:31,240 Irn-Bru? Sprite? 904 01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:32,560 Dr Pepper? 905 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:33,840 Dandelion and burdock? 906 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:36,000 - Liam, stop it, please. - Stop what? 907 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,280 I'm offering you a fucking drink. 908 01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:41,680 Obviously my mistake. 909 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:44,400 Red wine? 910 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,760 White wine? Malibu? 911 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,280 Pink Lady? Vodka and lime? 912 01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:51,680 Vodka on the rocks? 913 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,840 Gin and tonic? Bacardi Breezer? 914 01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:55,240 Shut the fuck up, all right? 915 01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:01,240 You shit yourself at the contents of a fucking off-licence. 916 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:20,640 You forgot your garlic bread. 917 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:28,680 Your garlic bread. 918 01:21:28,680 --> 01:21:29,840 It's yours. 919 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:32,720 You omitted to take the fucker. 920 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:05,560 - Morning. - Hello. 921 01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:08,320 - How can I help you? - We're getting married. This afternoon. 922 01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:10,000 We'd like a wedding dress, please. 923 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:13,360 - No, we wouldn't. - Size 12, expense no object, as frilly as possible. 924 01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:17,560 She's the finest looking women you've ever set eyes on, eh? 925 01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:18,920 Sorry about this. 926 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:22,520 Well, come on, then. Let's get a move on. We haven't got all day. 927 01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,120 She's up the duff, you know. 928 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:26,800 Eh? 929 01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:28,840 Look at this one. 930 01:23:28,840 --> 01:23:30,400 Look at that, eh? 931 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,880 Let's have a look. 932 01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,640 Look at that, eh? 933 01:23:37,640 --> 01:23:39,200 Hm? 934 01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:41,600 You know what? 935 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,480 I'm not in Redcar, I'm in heaven. 936 01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:46,760 That one is £995. 937 01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:50,680 We'll take this. 938 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:55,640 Fucking hell, babe. Just put it on, yeah? 939 01:23:57,440 --> 01:23:59,480 Just let me see it on you once. 940 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:00,800 Please? 941 01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:02,880 (Please?) 942 01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:21,120 Right... 943 01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:22,520 Um... 944 01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:24,400 Well, er... 945 01:24:28,600 --> 01:24:30,400 So you off, then? 946 01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:56,880 Go on, then. Go on, get yourself off. 947 01:24:58,760 --> 01:25:00,000 I've got stuff to do and... 948 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:01,400 I've got stuff to do. 949 01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:04,720 Are you getting the train? 950 01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:06,240 I can give you a lift, but... 951 01:25:09,360 --> 01:25:13,200 We're going to leave it. We're going to leave it today, but we'll... 952 01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:15,800 ..get back to you. 953 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:30,800 I wish you could have just tried it on once. 954 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:34,920 Sorry about this. 955 01:25:35,880 --> 01:25:38,120 No, you're all right. You get off, love. 956 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:46,720 Do you know what? 957 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:51,280 You know what? 958 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:53,520 I reckon it was just too much, too soon. 959 01:25:55,480 --> 01:25:56,640 D'ya reckon? 960 01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:00,400 Look, can you get him a cup of tea or something? 961 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:14,000 I love you. I love you. I love you. 962 01:26:17,720 --> 01:26:19,000 (I love you. 963 01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:23,880 (I love you.) 964 01:26:37,120 --> 01:26:38,840 HE SOBS 965 01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:41,120 KNOCK AT DOOR 966 01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,160 Let us in, lovey. 967 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,400 We're worried about you. 968 01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:53,400 DOOR OPENS 969 01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:57,440 Sorry about this. 970 01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:59,880 Oh, it's all right, pet. 971 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:02,160 You're all right. 972 01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:06,160 Now, whatever it is, you're all right with Hutch and Joyce. 973 01:27:07,480 --> 01:27:09,120 There's worse things happen at sea. 974 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:13,440 Come on, let it all out now. Let it all out. 975 01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:19,120 How old are you, pet? 976 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:23,240 I'm 17. 977 01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:26,480 I'm sorry about this. 978 01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:35,800 SEAGULLS CRY 979 01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:55,280 MUSIC: Fragile by Frankie & The Heartstrings 62304

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