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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,999 --> 00:00:05,998 - Hi. - Hello. 2 00:00:05,999 --> 00:00:09,999 What's a pretty lady like you doing sitting all alone? 3 00:00:10,999 --> 00:00:14,798 Huh... Oh... 4 00:00:14,999 --> 00:00:16,667 Oh, oh, I'm not alone. 5 00:00:16,999 --> 00:00:19,998 I have people coming... Lots of people... But, um... 6 00:00:19,999 --> 00:00:23,998 Thank you so much. That's very flattering. 7 00:00:23,999 --> 00:00:26,998 - Hi, hi. - Oh, my God, get over here. 8 00:00:26,999 --> 00:00:27,998 You're not gonna believe this. 9 00:00:27,999 --> 00:00:29,998 Some guy just hit on me. 10 00:00:29,999 --> 00:00:31,998 It could happen. 11 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:34,998 He was in his 70s. 12 00:00:34,999 --> 00:00:38,998 What's the problem? You like to eat early. 13 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:40,998 Just for that, you're getting me another drink. 14 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:44,999 Okay. One vodka metamucil coming right up. 15 00:00:46,542 --> 00:00:47,998 Hey, Holly, what's up? 16 00:00:47,999 --> 00:00:49,998 Ooh! Join me at the young, fun table! 17 00:00:49,999 --> 00:00:50,998 I gotta tell ya, I'm beat. 18 00:00:50,999 --> 00:00:54,876 Once I park my butt in this seat, it's not getting up. 19 00:00:54,999 --> 00:00:57,998 Okay, young lady, here is your... 20 00:00:57,999 --> 00:01:00,998 Oh, hey, Phil. 21 00:01:00,999 --> 00:01:02,998 'Sup, Eden? 22 00:01:02,999 --> 00:01:04,998 Well, I gotta go. 23 00:01:04,999 --> 00:01:06,840 What happened to parking your butt all night? 24 00:01:06,999 --> 00:01:08,998 My butt changed its mind. 25 00:01:08,999 --> 00:01:10,998 What was that all about? 26 00:01:10,999 --> 00:01:11,998 What was what all about? 27 00:01:11,999 --> 00:01:15,998 You and Phil were acting kinda weird with each other. 28 00:01:15,999 --> 00:01:18,998 What? Weird? Me and Phil? Phil and me, weird? 29 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:21,998 Hey, would you look at the... I gotta... 30 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,999 So, yeah. 31 00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:30,998 Oh, 'scuse me, you dropped your, uh... 32 00:01:30,999 --> 00:01:31,998 Your book. 33 00:01:31,999 --> 00:01:34,998 - Thanks. - Here you go. 34 00:01:34,999 --> 00:01:37,998 Oh. Introduction to constitutional law. 35 00:01:37,999 --> 00:01:40,999 Oh, boy. That takes me back a long... 36 00:01:42,999 --> 00:01:45,998 It takes me back. 37 00:01:45,999 --> 00:01:47,998 So, uh, law student, huh? 38 00:01:47,999 --> 00:01:49,998 Yeah. First year, and this con law's killing me. 39 00:01:49,999 --> 00:01:51,998 Ah, don't worry about it. 40 00:01:51,999 --> 00:01:53,998 Everybody has a tough time with con law, from what I hear. 41 00:01:53,999 --> 00:01:55,998 I mean, I kinda aced it. 42 00:01:55,999 --> 00:01:57,999 My Professor said I had a way with words, so... 43 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:01,998 Wow, smart and sexy. 44 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:07,998 Ma... Yuh... Plbbt. 45 00:02:07,999 --> 00:02:09,998 By the way, I'm Eric. 46 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:12,998 Hi... Hol... Holly. 47 00:02:12,999 --> 00:02:14,998 Look, Holly, I know this is a lot to ask, 48 00:02:14,999 --> 00:02:17,998 but is there any way that you could help me out? 49 00:02:17,999 --> 00:02:20,998 Yes. 50 00:02:20,999 --> 00:02:22,998 I mean, with... With what? 51 00:02:22,999 --> 00:02:24,998 Well, with this class. 52 00:02:24,999 --> 00:02:25,998 I could really use the tutoring, 53 00:02:25,999 --> 00:02:27,998 and I get the feeling you could teach me a lot. 54 00:02:27,999 --> 00:02:30,998 Oh, yeah, you bet I could. Ab... 55 00:02:30,999 --> 00:02:32,998 About law, 'cause I'm a lawyer, so... 56 00:02:32,999 --> 00:02:34,998 Great. 57 00:02:34,999 --> 00:02:35,998 Tell you what, why don't we meet tomorrow night? 58 00:02:35,999 --> 00:02:37,998 Okay, let's meet here. 59 00:02:37,999 --> 00:02:38,998 - Awesome. - Okay. 60 00:02:38,999 --> 00:02:40,998 Oh, but you know what? It's really loud in here. 61 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:44,998 Is there any chance that we could do it at your place? 62 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:45,998 At my place? You wanna... 63 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,998 You wanna meet at... At ma... 64 00:02:47,999 --> 00:02:49,998 I guess we could do that. 65 00:02:49,999 --> 00:02:51,998 Great. It's a date. 66 00:02:51,999 --> 00:02:53,998 Why don't you put your info in my phone? 67 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,998 Okay. 68 00:02:55,999 --> 00:02:58,998 All right, I'm gonna put it right here under "Holly," 69 00:02:58,999 --> 00:02:59,998 'cause that's my name. 70 00:02:59,999 --> 00:03:02,998 Holly. All right. 71 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:06,999 There you go, underage. I mean, under "H." 72 00:03:07,324 --> 00:03:11,324 Corrections by XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com 73 00:03:11,349 --> 00:03:16,649 The Exes 74 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:24,898 Haskell, I'm almost afraid to ask, but what are you doing? 75 00:03:24,999 --> 00:03:29,898 What's it look like I'm doing? I'm on a date. 76 00:03:29,999 --> 00:03:31,998 With whom? 77 00:03:31,999 --> 00:03:33,999 Stuart, meet Jenny. 78 00:03:37,999 --> 00:03:39,999 Uh, all I see is another guy with binoculars staring back at me. 79 00:03:40,999 --> 00:03:43,998 Oh, that's Ted. Creepy, huh? 80 00:03:43,999 --> 00:03:47,998 Two over, one up. 81 00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:50,998 Oh. Oh, she's pretty. 82 00:03:50,999 --> 00:03:51,998 She's my soul mate. 83 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,998 We have the same fine taste. 84 00:03:53,999 --> 00:03:55,998 We both watch storage wars, 85 00:03:55,999 --> 00:03:57,998 like the same hungry man frozen dinners, 86 00:03:57,999 --> 00:04:01,999 and now we're both enjoying a heavily discounted chardonnay. 87 00:04:02,999 --> 00:04:04,998 Cheers, my sweet. 88 00:04:04,999 --> 00:04:07,998 Well, here's a crazy idea: How 'bout you two actually meet? 89 00:04:07,999 --> 00:04:09,998 What am I supposed to do? 90 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:13,998 Knock on her door and say, "I've been infatuated with you 91 00:04:13,999 --> 00:04:17,998 "from the first moment I saw you through my binoculars. 92 00:04:17,999 --> 00:04:19,998 "You're even lovelier in person 93 00:04:19,999 --> 00:04:22,998 than you are through my binoculars." 94 00:04:22,999 --> 00:04:24,998 She screams, I run home 95 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:27,998 and watch the police come to arrest me... 96 00:04:27,999 --> 00:04:29,998 Through my binoculars! 97 00:04:29,999 --> 00:04:31,998 Well, I refuse to see love go unrequited. 98 00:04:31,999 --> 00:04:33,998 I've gotta find a way for you two to meet. 99 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:34,998 You mind if I sit down? 100 00:04:34,999 --> 00:04:35,998 Okay, if you don't think 101 00:04:35,999 --> 00:04:39,999 it's a little pathetic being a third wheel. 102 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:51,998 Eden, hi. 103 00:04:51,999 --> 00:04:53,998 Hi. This is silly. 104 00:04:53,999 --> 00:04:56,998 Look, we're friends, and all of a sudden, we're avoiding each other 105 00:04:56,999 --> 00:04:58,998 because of what, one silly kiss? 106 00:04:58,999 --> 00:04:59,998 I know, it's ridiculous. 107 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:00,998 It's... It's crazy. 108 00:05:00,999 --> 00:05:02,998 It was just in the heat of the moment. 109 00:05:02,999 --> 00:05:03,998 Heat of the moment. 110 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:04,998 I signed my first client and I was happy. 111 00:05:04,999 --> 00:05:06,998 I was happy for you. 112 00:05:06,999 --> 00:05:08,998 And it was just one kiss. 113 00:05:08,999 --> 00:05:09,998 One good kiss. 114 00:05:09,999 --> 00:05:12,998 One great kiss. 115 00:05:12,999 --> 00:05:14,998 Anyway, I don't want there to be any weirdness between us. 116 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:15,998 Me neither. 117 00:05:15,999 --> 00:05:17,998 Okay, so friends? 118 00:05:17,999 --> 00:05:18,999 Friends. 119 00:05:22,999 --> 00:05:25,998 You know, this was better than a handshake. 120 00:05:25,999 --> 00:05:27,999 Way better. 121 00:05:32,129 --> 00:05:35,128 Eden... Get in here. 122 00:05:35,129 --> 00:05:37,128 Something very weird happened last night. 123 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,128 Tell me about it. 124 00:05:39,129 --> 00:05:40,128 What do you mean? 125 00:05:40,129 --> 00:05:43,128 What do you mean? 126 00:05:43,129 --> 00:05:44,128 After you left the bar last night, 127 00:05:44,129 --> 00:05:46,129 I met this guy, and I think he was hitting on me. 128 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:48,128 So what's the problem? 129 00:05:48,129 --> 00:05:50,128 Well, there's a little bit of an age difference. 130 00:05:50,129 --> 00:05:54,128 Ah. How close to the grave is this one? 131 00:05:54,129 --> 00:05:58,128 This one's a little bit closer to the cradle. 132 00:05:58,129 --> 00:06:01,128 Really? How young are we talking here? 133 00:06:01,129 --> 00:06:03,128 He wants me to help him with his homework. 134 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:04,128 Oh, my God. 135 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:08,128 Oh, it's not that bad. I mean, he's a law student. 136 00:06:08,129 --> 00:06:11,128 He's probably at least 22. 137 00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:15,128 And he wants you? 138 00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:16,128 Which is a good thing. 139 00:06:16,129 --> 00:06:18,128 Yes, it is. 140 00:06:18,129 --> 00:06:19,128 At least I think it is, if that's what it is, 141 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,881 but I'm just not sure. 142 00:06:21,129 --> 00:06:22,128 All right, well, what did he say? 143 00:06:22,129 --> 00:06:24,128 Well, he said that I was sexy 144 00:06:24,129 --> 00:06:26,128 and that he wanted me to tutor him at my place. 145 00:06:26,129 --> 00:06:30,129 I've seen pornos start less obviously. 146 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,128 Yeah, but what am I gonna do? 147 00:06:33,129 --> 00:06:36,129 I mean, he's 22. I've been 22 twice! 148 00:06:38,129 --> 00:06:40,128 I say go for it. 149 00:06:40,129 --> 00:06:41,128 Sometimes in life, 150 00:06:41,129 --> 00:06:45,128 unexpected things happen with unexpected people, 151 00:06:45,129 --> 00:06:46,128 and when they do, you just have to say, 152 00:06:46,129 --> 00:06:50,129 "yes, yes! Oh, God, yes!" 153 00:06:52,129 --> 00:06:55,129 Wow, you feel pretty strongly about that, don't ya? 154 00:06:56,129 --> 00:06:58,128 You know what, Eden? I'm gonna go for it. 155 00:06:58,129 --> 00:07:00,128 I've got nothing to be ashamed of. 156 00:07:00,129 --> 00:07:03,128 I'm a confident, attractive, sexual woman. 157 00:07:03,129 --> 00:07:04,128 Where are you going? 158 00:07:04,129 --> 00:07:09,129 To see if I can find a drive-through Botox. 159 00:07:11,129 --> 00:07:13,129 All right, Jenny just left her apartment. 160 00:07:13,297 --> 00:07:14,129 She's going down to the laundry room. 161 00:07:14,339 --> 00:07:16,128 The coast is clear. 162 00:07:16,129 --> 00:07:18,128 Okay, here's your flowers and your card. 163 00:07:18,129 --> 00:07:20,128 Just leave these by her door 164 00:07:20,129 --> 00:07:23,128 and let cupid's arrow find her heart. 165 00:07:23,129 --> 00:07:25,128 Are you sure this is a good idea? 166 00:07:25,129 --> 00:07:27,128 Haskell, you can't keep worshipping her from afar. 167 00:07:27,129 --> 00:07:30,128 I like afar. 168 00:07:30,129 --> 00:07:32,128 Afar is my sweet spot. 169 00:07:32,129 --> 00:07:34,128 No. No, no, no. 170 00:07:34,129 --> 00:07:36,128 Love is not love if it's not expressed. 171 00:07:36,129 --> 00:07:38,128 Where would Romeo be if he hadn't 172 00:07:38,129 --> 00:07:39,128 stood outside Juliette's balcony? 173 00:07:39,129 --> 00:07:42,129 Alive. 174 00:07:44,129 --> 00:07:46,128 Hey, Stuart, what's up? 175 00:07:46,129 --> 00:07:48,128 Love is what's up. 176 00:07:48,129 --> 00:07:49,128 It's in the air. Can you feel it? 177 00:07:49,129 --> 00:07:51,128 Stuart, how many times have I told you, 178 00:07:51,129 --> 00:07:55,129 the answer to "what's up?" Is "nothing much." 179 00:08:01,129 --> 00:08:03,128 Hi. 180 00:08:03,129 --> 00:08:05,128 Hi. 181 00:08:05,129 --> 00:08:10,128 Listen, uh, I think we should talk about what happened. 182 00:08:10,129 --> 00:08:13,128 Yeah, me too. Uh... 183 00:08:13,129 --> 00:08:14,128 What happened was fun. 184 00:08:14,129 --> 00:08:15,128 Lots of fun. 185 00:08:15,129 --> 00:08:17,129 A whole lot of fun. 186 00:08:18,129 --> 00:08:20,128 But it can't happen again. 187 00:08:20,129 --> 00:08:21,128 Agreed. 188 00:08:21,129 --> 00:08:22,128 I mean, 189 00:08:22,129 --> 00:08:25,128 the last thing I'd want, Eden, is for you to get hurt. 190 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,128 Excuse me? 191 00:08:27,129 --> 00:08:29,128 I mean, let's face it. 192 00:08:29,129 --> 00:08:30,128 Eventually, you're gonna fall for me. 193 00:08:30,129 --> 00:08:32,128 All the ladies do. 194 00:08:32,129 --> 00:08:36,128 Well, you just met one who don't. 195 00:08:36,129 --> 00:08:38,128 Uh, the real problem here is... Is really 196 00:08:38,129 --> 00:08:40,129 what's gonna happen when you fall for me? 197 00:08:43,129 --> 00:08:44,128 Uh, me fall for you? 198 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:48,128 All the guys do. 199 00:08:48,129 --> 00:08:50,128 - Well, not this guy. - Well, not this girl. 200 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,128 - Mm. - It was just sex. 201 00:08:52,129 --> 00:08:53,128 - Yeah, good sex. - Great sex. 202 00:08:53,129 --> 00:08:54,128 Mmhmm. 203 00:08:54,129 --> 00:08:58,128 - But that's all it was. - All it was. 204 00:08:58,129 --> 00:09:01,128 So then we can do this and still be friends? 205 00:09:01,129 --> 00:09:02,128 Good friends. 206 00:09:02,129 --> 00:09:03,129 Great friends. 207 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:05,129 - Dude. - Dude! 208 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:16,128 Stuart! Stuart! 209 00:09:16,129 --> 00:09:17,128 What happened? 210 00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:20,128 Things went South. They went South! 211 00:09:20,129 --> 00:09:23,128 Why are you holding a cat? 212 00:09:23,129 --> 00:09:25,128 When I went to lean the flowers against the door, 213 00:09:25,129 --> 00:09:26,128 it opened, and this fur ball came running out, 214 00:09:26,129 --> 00:09:29,128 and when I went to grab it, the door slammed behind me. 215 00:09:29,129 --> 00:09:33,128 And thanks to you, I'm a cat thief! 216 00:09:33,129 --> 00:09:36,128 - Wait. Wait. Wait. - Ow, ow, ow. 217 00:09:36,129 --> 00:09:38,128 This could work for us. 218 00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:41,128 Haskell, you're not the man who stole her cat. 219 00:09:41,129 --> 00:09:43,128 You're the hero who found it. 220 00:09:43,129 --> 00:09:44,128 Hero. 221 00:09:44,129 --> 00:09:46,128 I'm listening. 222 00:09:46,129 --> 00:09:50,128 We put up flyers, right? "Found cat, call haskell." 223 00:09:50,129 --> 00:09:52,128 She comes over and finds her beloved cat 224 00:09:52,129 --> 00:09:54,129 in the arms of the man who rescued it. 225 00:09:55,129 --> 00:09:56,128 A man she can't help but fall 226 00:09:56,129 --> 00:10:00,128 deeply and hopelessly in love with. 227 00:10:00,129 --> 00:10:02,128 It sounds like a fairy tale. 228 00:10:02,129 --> 00:10:03,128 Yeah. 229 00:10:03,129 --> 00:10:07,129 You think I should ask for a reward? 230 00:10:12,129 --> 00:10:15,129 Just a minute. 231 00:10:22,129 --> 00:10:24,128 - Hi, Eric. - Hey, Holly. 232 00:10:24,129 --> 00:10:27,128 May I take your skateboard? 233 00:10:27,129 --> 00:10:30,128 Thanks. 234 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:33,128 I see you brought your law books. 235 00:10:33,129 --> 00:10:36,128 Why wouldn't you? That's why you're here. 236 00:10:36,129 --> 00:10:38,128 To study. 237 00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:40,128 Actually, I kind of have a confession to make. 238 00:10:40,129 --> 00:10:42,128 Oh? 239 00:10:42,129 --> 00:10:44,128 Yeah, I wasn't exactly truthful about con law. 240 00:10:44,129 --> 00:10:47,128 I'm not really bad at it. 241 00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:50,128 Is that so? 242 00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:52,128 I'm a disaster. 243 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,128 Oh. 244 00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:56,128 All right, in that case, let's hit the books. 245 00:10:56,129 --> 00:10:57,128 'Cause that's why you're here, right? 246 00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:58,128 To study. 247 00:10:58,129 --> 00:11:00,128 Can I get you something to drink? 248 00:11:00,129 --> 00:11:03,128 - I'd love a beer. - All right, coming right up. 249 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:06,128 So, Holly, as a way of thanking you for helping me, 250 00:11:06,129 --> 00:11:08,128 I have something for you, 251 00:11:08,129 --> 00:11:10,129 something I think you're really gonna like. 252 00:11:16,129 --> 00:11:18,128 Oh, God. 253 00:11:18,129 --> 00:11:19,128 It's a scarf. 254 00:11:19,129 --> 00:11:21,128 You unzipped a scarf. 255 00:11:21,129 --> 00:11:23,129 I hope you like it. 256 00:11:24,129 --> 00:11:26,128 Oh, I do. It's so thoughtful. 257 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:28,128 Unnecessary, but really thoughtful. 258 00:11:28,129 --> 00:11:29,128 Thank you, Eric. 259 00:11:29,129 --> 00:11:31,128 All right, let's hit the books. 260 00:11:31,129 --> 00:11:34,128 'Cause that's why you're here. To study. 261 00:11:34,129 --> 00:11:36,128 All right, quick overview. 262 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,128 Constitutional law is the body of law which defines 263 00:11:38,129 --> 00:11:41,128 the relationships of different entities within a state. 264 00:11:41,129 --> 00:11:42,128 So which... 265 00:11:42,129 --> 00:11:43,128 God, I spilled beer on my shirt. 266 00:11:43,129 --> 00:11:45,129 Let me get you a towel. 267 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:55,128 Whoa. 268 00:11:55,129 --> 00:11:58,128 Let's... Let's... Let's get to work, 269 00:11:58,129 --> 00:12:02,129 'cause that's why you're here. To st... study. 270 00:12:06,129 --> 00:12:07,128 What do you think? 271 00:12:07,129 --> 00:12:11,129 I think you get an "a" in abs. 272 00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,693 - Good morning. - Good morning. 273 00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:21,693 - It's a great morning. - It's an incredible morning. 274 00:12:21,694 --> 00:12:23,693 The best. 275 00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:25,693 - Is that a hickey? - Yes, it is, Eden. 276 00:12:25,694 --> 00:12:27,693 I feel so young and alive. 277 00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:31,693 I have not had a hickey since wham! Broke up. 278 00:12:31,694 --> 00:12:33,693 I don't know why I ever doubted myself. 279 00:12:33,694 --> 00:12:34,934 I mean, why can't a younger man 280 00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:36,693 be attracted to a woman like me? 281 00:12:36,694 --> 00:12:37,693 No reason at all. 282 00:12:37,694 --> 00:12:40,693 You are sexy, vital, attractive. 283 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:43,693 If I was a young dude, I'd do you. 284 00:12:43,694 --> 00:12:46,693 - Surprise. - Hi, Eric. 285 00:12:46,694 --> 00:12:48,693 Um, I'd like you to meet my assistant, Eden. 286 00:12:48,694 --> 00:12:50,693 - Hey, Eden. - Hi. 287 00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:52,693 Sorry to interrupt, but I saw this 288 00:12:52,694 --> 00:12:55,693 in a jewelry store and thought of you. 289 00:12:55,694 --> 00:12:57,693 Oh... 290 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:01,694 Wow, you must've mowed a lot of lawns. 291 00:13:03,694 --> 00:13:05,693 It's beautiful. How could I ever thank you? 292 00:13:05,694 --> 00:13:07,694 Well, I could always use some more tutoring. 293 00:13:10,694 --> 00:13:11,694 See you tonight, babe. 294 00:13:20,694 --> 00:13:22,693 He called me "babe." 295 00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:24,693 I'm his babe. 296 00:13:24,694 --> 00:13:25,693 Isn't he adorable? 297 00:13:25,694 --> 00:13:27,693 Yeah, he's beyond adorable. 298 00:13:27,694 --> 00:13:29,693 He's stunning, he's gorgeous. 299 00:13:29,694 --> 00:13:31,693 What the hell is he doing with you? 300 00:13:31,694 --> 00:13:32,693 What? 301 00:13:32,694 --> 00:13:34,693 No, I didn't mean it like that. 302 00:13:34,694 --> 00:13:36,693 It's just... Something is wrong here. 303 00:13:36,694 --> 00:13:38,693 Something's very, very wrong. 304 00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,693 Wait, what ever happened to 305 00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,693 if you were a young dude, you'd do me? 306 00:13:42,694 --> 00:13:46,693 Not if I was a young dude who looked like that. 307 00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:47,693 What did you think he was gonna look like? 308 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,693 I don't... I thought maybe 309 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:51,693 he was gonna be some young, gawky kid 310 00:13:51,694 --> 00:13:52,693 with maybe an overbite 311 00:13:52,694 --> 00:13:54,694 and one leg shorter than the other. 312 00:13:54,737 --> 00:13:58,693 You know, if I wasn't so hot and desirable, 313 00:13:58,694 --> 00:13:59,693 I'd be getting a little offended right about now. 314 00:13:59,694 --> 00:14:01,694 I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt your feelings. 315 00:14:02,029 --> 00:14:04,693 It's just something doesn't feel right. 316 00:14:04,694 --> 00:14:06,693 Well, it feels right to me. It feels very right. 317 00:14:06,694 --> 00:14:08,693 And you'd know what I mean if you saw us 318 00:14:08,694 --> 00:14:10,694 this morning in bed playing call of duty. 319 00:14:15,694 --> 00:14:17,693 Haskell, hurry up. 320 00:14:17,694 --> 00:14:19,694 Jenny's gonna be here any minute. 321 00:14:23,694 --> 00:14:24,693 I'm... I'm a little nervous. 322 00:14:24,694 --> 00:14:26,693 You really think this is gonna work? 323 00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:28,693 Haskell, you're the man who rescued her cat. 324 00:14:28,694 --> 00:14:29,693 She's gonna take one look at you 325 00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:31,693 and the two of you will fly off 326 00:14:31,694 --> 00:14:33,693 into the night on the wings of love. 327 00:14:33,694 --> 00:14:35,693 I just need a "yes" or a "no." 328 00:14:35,694 --> 00:14:36,693 Yes. Yes, it'll work. 329 00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:40,693 Where is my furry little meal ticket? 330 00:14:40,694 --> 00:14:41,693 I, uh, thought you had it. 331 00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:44,694 I thought you had it. 332 00:14:45,694 --> 00:14:47,694 Oh, no. 333 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,693 Don't make any sudden moves. 334 00:14:57,694 --> 00:14:59,693 I wasn't planning to. 335 00:14:59,694 --> 00:15:01,694 Don't even look at him. 336 00:15:01,737 --> 00:15:06,694 We're just two guys hanging out. 337 00:15:07,694 --> 00:15:11,693 Taking in the evening air. 338 00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:14,693 The last thing we wanna do 339 00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:18,693 is spook the c-a-t. 340 00:15:18,694 --> 00:15:20,694 Now! 341 00:15:25,694 --> 00:15:27,693 What do I do now? 342 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,693 This is all your fault. You and your wings of love. 343 00:15:30,694 --> 00:15:32,693 You know who didn't have wings of love? 344 00:15:32,694 --> 00:15:34,693 That cat! 345 00:15:34,694 --> 00:15:37,693 Wait, wait, wait. This could work for us. 346 00:15:37,694 --> 00:15:39,693 The cat is dead. 347 00:15:39,694 --> 00:15:40,693 She'll need comfort. Uhhuh. 348 00:15:40,694 --> 00:15:45,694 And a shoulder to cry on, and there you are. 349 00:15:46,694 --> 00:15:47,693 There I am. 350 00:15:47,694 --> 00:15:50,694 Her rock. 351 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:55,693 Hi. I'm Jenny. You found my cat? 352 00:15:55,694 --> 00:15:56,693 Wait, which one of you is haskell? 353 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,693 This kind, sensitive man right here. 354 00:15:58,694 --> 00:16:02,693 Haskell, I can't thank you enough for finding him. 355 00:16:02,694 --> 00:16:06,693 You're my hero. 356 00:16:06,694 --> 00:16:09,694 So where is he? Where's my baby? 357 00:16:10,694 --> 00:16:14,693 He's, uh... Sorta dead. 358 00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:15,693 Dead? 359 00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:18,694 Come here, you! 360 00:16:20,694 --> 00:16:23,693 Look at this little cutie I found outside. 361 00:16:23,694 --> 00:16:26,693 There he is! Oh, there's my baby. Oh... 362 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:30,693 Um, is Phil here? Yeah, I'll go check. 363 00:16:30,694 --> 00:16:32,693 What is going on here? 364 00:16:32,694 --> 00:16:34,693 Why would you tell me my cat's dead? 365 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,693 What kind of sick game is this? 366 00:16:36,694 --> 00:16:38,693 No, no, no, no, it's not a sick game. 367 00:16:38,694 --> 00:16:40,693 This man is completely infatuated with you. 368 00:16:40,694 --> 00:16:41,693 What? 369 00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:43,693 Yeah, he knows everything about you... 370 00:16:43,694 --> 00:16:45,693 The books you read, the music you like, 371 00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:46,693 the foods you eat. 372 00:16:46,694 --> 00:16:48,693 If you just hear him out, 373 00:16:48,694 --> 00:16:51,693 I'm sure you'll understand what's in his heart. 374 00:16:51,694 --> 00:16:54,693 Yes? 375 00:16:54,694 --> 00:16:58,694 I watch you every night through my binoculars. 376 00:17:00,694 --> 00:17:03,694 You people are freaks. 377 00:17:06,694 --> 00:17:08,693 You know, in retrospect, 378 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,693 maybe admiring from afar was the way to go. 379 00:17:12,694 --> 00:17:14,693 One... 380 00:17:14,694 --> 00:17:15,693 Two... 381 00:17:15,694 --> 00:17:17,693 Three... What are you doing? 382 00:17:17,694 --> 00:17:18,693 I'm giving you a head start. 383 00:17:18,694 --> 00:17:20,693 Oh! 384 00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:21,693 No, I'll kill ya! 385 00:17:21,694 --> 00:17:23,694 Haskell, don't... Aah! 386 00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:28,965 So, big night with the boy toy? 387 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:29,965 Yes. 388 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:30,965 Eric's meeting me for a drink 389 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:32,965 and then we're going to the theater. 390 00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:33,966 Anything about that feel wrong to you? 391 00:17:34,384 --> 00:17:36,965 Okay, I am sorry for being so skeptical. 392 00:17:36,966 --> 00:17:37,965 Looks like you hit the jackpot. 393 00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:40,965 Oh, I hit it, and I'm gonna hit it again tonight. 394 00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:42,965 Evening, ladies. 395 00:17:42,966 --> 00:17:44,965 Hi. 396 00:17:44,966 --> 00:17:46,965 Holly, I just gotta say, 397 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:47,965 you are looking hotter than ever. 398 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:49,965 Mm. 399 00:17:49,966 --> 00:17:52,966 You keep that up, you're getting a bike for Christmas. 400 00:17:57,966 --> 00:17:59,965 And you even did your hair the way I like it. 401 00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:01,965 Oh, well, as I recall, 402 00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:03,965 I think I do a lot of things you like... 403 00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:06,965 And a couple things you love. 404 00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:09,966 Your laugh drives me wild! 405 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:12,966 So, listen... Mmhmm. 406 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,965 About the theater for tonight. 407 00:18:14,966 --> 00:18:16,965 I hope you don't mind. 408 00:18:16,966 --> 00:18:17,965 I asked my mom to come along. 409 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:20,965 - Your mom? - Yeah. 410 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:22,965 Really? Your mom's coming? 411 00:18:22,966 --> 00:18:23,965 Is she gonna be all right with my age? 412 00:18:23,966 --> 00:18:25,965 Which is younger than you might think, 413 00:18:25,966 --> 00:18:29,965 but older than anyone might like. 414 00:18:29,966 --> 00:18:31,965 Relax. She's gonna love you. 415 00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:32,965 Oh, mom! 416 00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:36,966 Over here. Oh. 417 00:18:41,966 --> 00:18:42,965 Mom, this is Holly, 418 00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:44,965 the girl I've been telling you about. 419 00:18:44,966 --> 00:18:48,965 Hi, Holly, I'm Molly. 420 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:51,966 We rhyme. 421 00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,965 Am I a lucky guy or what? 422 00:18:56,966 --> 00:18:58,965 I'm with the two hottest girls in the bar. 423 00:18:58,966 --> 00:18:59,966 No offense, Eden. 424 00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:04,965 Please, keep me out of this. 425 00:19:04,966 --> 00:19:06,050 Well, shall we, ladies? 426 00:19:06,966 --> 00:19:08,965 You know, suddenly, I'm not feeling so great, 427 00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:09,965 so you guys should go. 428 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:13,966 - Oh, no, what's wrong? - Oh, you name it. 429 00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:15,965 Is it your tummy? Mom gets that too. 430 00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:18,965 No! I'm... It's not my tummy. 431 00:19:18,966 --> 00:19:19,965 You guys go. Have a great time. 432 00:19:19,966 --> 00:19:21,965 Really, I'll be fine. 433 00:19:21,966 --> 00:19:23,965 Looks like it's just you and me tonight, mom. 434 00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:25,966 Okay, but people are gonna talk. 435 00:19:31,966 --> 00:19:33,965 Don't say it. Don't say it! 436 00:19:33,966 --> 00:19:37,965 Okay. But if it takes away any of the creep factor, 437 00:19:37,966 --> 00:19:40,966 I think you were the hotter mom. 438 00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:50,965 So, the pretty lady's back. 439 00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:51,965 How 'bout some company? 440 00:19:51,966 --> 00:19:53,965 You close with your mother? 441 00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:57,366 - My mother's dead. - Have a seat. 442 00:19:57,491 --> 00:20:00,591 Corrections by XhmikosR www.addic7ed.com 443 00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:05,191 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30934

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