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Eden, where have you been?
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Haskell's gonna
be here any second.
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Thank you,
I love my new bag too.
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What are you talking about?
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Nobody said anything
about your bag.
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Oh, it's the latest design
by Ken Phillips.
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It's stylish, yet affordable.
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I don't know
how I ever lived without it.
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What the hell
is going on with you?
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Eden, fess up.
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Are you flying on X?
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No.
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I'm a taste-maker.
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I get paid to create word of
mouth about cool new products.
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Nice.
How do I get a job like that?
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Be cuter and hipper.
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And feel how soft
the leather is.
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Yeah, my friend, Rihanna, has it
in all four eye-catching colors.
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There he is!
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- Hey!
- The man of the hour!
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Haskell, have a seat.
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- It's your day, brother.
- Congratulations.
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I'm so happy for you, honey.
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Me too, me too, buddy.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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- Oh, boy.
- [Sighs]
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You know, you pray for
a moment like this for years,
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but you never think
it'll happen in your lifetime.
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And then one day,
your dreams come true
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and some dumb schmuck
marries your ex-wife.
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[All laugh]
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To no more alimony.
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All: No more alimony!
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Ahh.
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Why, in two short hours, Mark
will be standing at city hall
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where a judge will remove the
financial anchor from my neck,
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and lovingly hang it
on the man of my dreams.
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[Laughs]
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I just hope
that somewhere in this city
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there's a man like that
for me.
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I must say, when the day comes
that my ex-wife gets remarried,
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it's gonna be a tad bittersweet.
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That's because,
my sackless friend...
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You weren't married
to a loathsome, vindictive,
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big-haired,
gum-chewing she-beast.
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[Scoffs]
Come on.
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[Incredulous laugh]
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He is not exaggerating.
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One time, after a heated
settlement conference,
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she wrote, "die, bitch, die"
on my windshield
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in what I thought was red
lipstick until it clotted.
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Oh, my.
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Haskell, why in the world
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did you marry her
in the first place?
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Well, she wasn't
always that way.
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I mean, when I was a pro bowler
tearing up the alleys,
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she adored me.
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It was a whirlwind life
of tournaments,
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air-conditioned motels,
and toilet seats
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sanitized for your protection.
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That was Camelot
and she was my queen.
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But when the glory days ended,
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the loving look
in her eyes went with 'em.
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Look, you guys,
it's a celebration.
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- That's right.
- Yeah.
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It is.
You're absolutely right.
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Because after today,
Haskell,
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You don't got to pay
no more
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-
You don't got to pay...
- No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, it's too soon
for the no-alimony dance.
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I don't wanna jinx it.
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Come on, Haskell.
Have a little fun.
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- That's right.
- You earned it.
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You don't got to pay
no more
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Never again!
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You don't got to pay
no more
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You don't gotta pay!
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-
I don't got to pay no more
- Never again!
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-
I don't got to pay no more
- Not today!
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-
I don't got to pay no more
- Not tomorrow!
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[Phone rings]
Not the week after that!
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Hold on.
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Hello?
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Haskell Lutz.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, what?
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Margo's cab was in an accident
on the way to the wedding.
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Oh.
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Is she...
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Oh, she survived.
[All groan]
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What? Okay.
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Okay, I'm coming.
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Margo's in the hospital.
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She wants to see me.
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- Why you?
- I don't know.
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But the next time I say,
"don't make me dance,"
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don't make me dance!
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[Upbeat music]
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Margo?
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Oh, hi, Haskell.
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So, uh, you were
in an accident, huh?
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Yeah, that's
what they tell me.
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I hope you weren't too worried.
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Eh.
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Uh, but you're okay?
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Well, I am now
that my sweetie's here.
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Where?
Did I...
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[Laughs]
You, you big idiot.
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Get over here
and give your wife a kiss.
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Wife?
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Hello, Mrs. Lutz.
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- How are you feeling?
- Better.
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Now that I got my face on.
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You know, I gotta
look hot for my hubby.
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Code blue, doctor, code blue.
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That's a heart attack,
Mr. Lutz.
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I know.
I'm having one.
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What's going on?
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Margo's calling me her husband.
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I've been divorced from
that nightmare for years.
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Unfortunately, when Mrs. Lutz
hit her head in the accident,
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she suffered some memory loss.
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I hear you, doc.
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Let me go set
this wacko straight.
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No, no, no, no.
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It's a delicate situation.
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She can't have any shocks.
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She was on her way
to get married.
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Where's that boob?
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I have no idea, Mr. Lutz.
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You're the only one
she asked for.
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You know, I hear
in situations like this
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sometimes another bonk on the
head will straighten things out.
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You got some kind of medical
hammer lying around?
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Look, chances are her memory
will eventually return.
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But until then,
you'll just have to play along.
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What do you mean
"play along"?
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[Gasps]
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Come on, Haskell.
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They said I could leave
whenever I'm ready.
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Let's go home, baby.
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You take the elevator.
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I'll take the window.
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- Oh.
- Ooh.
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- Hey.
- How'd it go with Margo?
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Yeah, what happened?
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I'm in hell.
That's what happened.
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Margo hit her head
in the accident.
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She lost her memory.
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She still thinks
she's married to me.
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You got a dance
for that, Phil?
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[Chuckles]
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Now I got an ex-wife
in the hallway
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with a fried circuit board.
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She's here?
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May I remind you,
when she wrote
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"die, bitch, die," I'm the bitch
she was talking about?
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I had no choice.
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Look, all I gotta do
is track down her fiance
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and then I'll give her
the heave-ho.
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But in the meantime, whatever
she says, just play along.
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The doctor said no shocks.
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Hey, Stuart,
you still have that mace
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you carry when you jog?
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No, now I just speed-walk with
a flashlight and a whistle.
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[Gasps]
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Ooh! Fancy-schmancy.
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- When did we move here?
- Uh...
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You bought it for me with your
winnings, didn't you?
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That's right.
Surprise.
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Who are they?
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Uh, that's Holly.
She's my lawyer.
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Yeah.
You don't remember me?
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- Should I?
- No, no, no, no. No.
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- Holly lives right across...
- Town.
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Gotta go.
See ya.
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And, uh, that's Phil.
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He's my, uh, agent.
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Sure, why not?
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Well, just so we're clear,
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Haskell Lutz only plays
major tournaments
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- and no jerkwater towns.
- Gotcha.
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If it ain't got an olive
garden, we ain't interested.
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- And who's this?
- Oh, hi, I'm... I'm Stuart.
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- His dentist.
- Ah.
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Yeah?
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Well, if you ever put me under,
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I better not wake up
with my dress on inside out.
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What?
L...
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Okay, okay, relax, Dexter.
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I'm just
bustin' your apple basket.
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Anyway, it was very nice
meeting you guys,
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but it's been a very long day,
so nighty-night.
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Oh, I'm sorry, are you...
Are you asking us to leave?
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Well, I don't mean to be rude,
but why you still here?
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Haskell?
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Sorry, guys, but I'm afraid
you have to go.
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Very afraid.
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What's up?
You're kicking us out?
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Well, just for the night
until I find her fiance.
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What about
my new memory foam mattress?
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It was just starting
to learn my contours.
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Haskell, get back in here.
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Coming.
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Pray for me.
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Son of a...
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Come on, Haskell,
sit down, take a load off.
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Uh, can't.
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I-I gotta make some calls.
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I'm... I'm trying to get rid
of some damaged goods.
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Ugh, Hasky, please.
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Oh, all... all right, okay.
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All right, okay.
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Just for a minute.
[Clears throat]
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You know, when I was lying
in that hospital bed,
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I didn't know which end was up.
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It wasn't until
I saw that sweet face
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that I knew everything
was gonna be okay.
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Oh, that's good to know.
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You know, these hands... I feel
so safe in these hands.
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They're so soft and loving,
yet strong enough to knock down
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ten pins with the power
of a wrecking ball.
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Ka-pow.
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Go on.
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You know, Hasky,
when I'm at your matches
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and all those bimbos shriek
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every time you do
the Lutz victory pump...
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Oh, you mean...
Unh, unh, unh. Pow!
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Yeah, that's the one.
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I don't care that they're
checking out my man.
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No.
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Because I know
at the end of the night,
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I'm the lucky girl he's taking
back to the Howard Johnson's.
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Margo, you haven't talked
to me like this in... hours.
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Actually,
I'm a little tired of talking.
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[Groans]
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Come on, baby.
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Let's go christen
our new home.
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[Chews gum]
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Unh, unh, unh.
Pow!
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[Gargles]
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[Retches]
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Whoo! Ah!
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Can't imagine
why she's still single.
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Come on, Holly!
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We need to use the bathroom!
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Hold your horses.
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I'm doing my lady things.
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[Retches]
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She's gonna
be in there forever.
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- Mm-hmm.
- She got anything to eat?
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Nope, just what's
left of this smoothie.
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00:10:22,217 --> 00:10:23,951
It looks pretty good.
255
00:10:23,986 --> 00:10:25,419
Yeah, it looks healthy.
256
00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,454
- Yeah, cheers.
- Cheers, buddy.
257
00:10:27,489 --> 00:10:30,491
All right,
bathroom's all your...
258
00:10:32,961 --> 00:10:35,963
Why are you idiots
drinking my face mask?
259
00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:41,635
Your what?
260
00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:42,837
What's in it?
261
00:10:42,871 --> 00:10:45,907
Avocado, cottage cheese,
lemon juice, oatmeal...
262
00:10:45,908 --> 00:10:46,974
- Hmm.
- And Kitty litter.
263
00:10:46,975 --> 00:10:49,977
[Both retch]
264
00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:54,182
Oh, morning, baby.
265
00:10:54,183 --> 00:10:55,549
So what's all this?
266
00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:58,052
I'm just making the place
feel more like home.
267
00:10:58,053 --> 00:11:01,055
How come all your trophies were
boxed up in our closet?
268
00:11:01,056 --> 00:11:02,056
Oh, why?
269
00:11:02,057 --> 00:11:03,791
Uh, well, you know me.
270
00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,794
I've always been a humble man.
271
00:11:08,463 --> 00:11:09,964
Yeah, fungus-off.
272
00:11:09,965 --> 00:11:12,934
This ad sold
a lot of foot spray.
273
00:11:12,935 --> 00:11:15,803
Mm-hmm and it paid
for these babies.
274
00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:20,174
Oh, I won this at
the schenectady invitational.
275
00:11:20,175 --> 00:11:23,010
Yep, when you mopped the floor
with that big don lumis.
276
00:11:23,011 --> 00:11:25,379
- And then that night...
- We celebrated by drinking
277
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,448
- pink champagne out of your shoe.
- Yep.
278
00:11:27,449 --> 00:11:28,750
We were halfway through
the third bottle
279
00:11:28,751 --> 00:11:30,684
before we realized
they were open-toed.
280
00:11:30,685 --> 00:11:33,420
[Both laugh]
281
00:11:33,421 --> 00:11:34,822
Oh, man.
282
00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:36,657
It feels like last week.
283
00:11:36,658 --> 00:11:38,826
Haskell, it was last week.
284
00:11:38,827 --> 00:11:41,162
Well, that's why
it feels that way.
285
00:11:41,163 --> 00:11:42,630
[Both laugh]
286
00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:44,298
Wha... what's that one for?
287
00:11:44,299 --> 00:11:47,301
That one's for last night.
288
00:11:49,204 --> 00:11:50,704
For your perfect game.
289
00:11:50,705 --> 00:11:53,141
Ooh.
290
00:11:53,142 --> 00:11:54,976
[Phone rings]
291
00:11:54,977 --> 00:11:56,710
Hello, Haskell Lutz.
292
00:11:56,711 --> 00:11:59,380
Who?
293
00:11:59,381 --> 00:12:02,917
Oh, you're Margo's, uh, fiance.
294
00:12:02,918 --> 00:12:05,186
Uh-huh.
295
00:12:05,187 --> 00:12:07,989
Uh-huh.
296
00:12:07,990 --> 00:12:10,992
I'm sorry, I haven't seen her.
297
00:12:13,725 --> 00:12:15,058
[Energetic music plays]
298
00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:17,060
Ooh.
299
00:12:17,061 --> 00:12:19,155
Ooh.
[Knock at door]
300
00:12:19,163 --> 00:12:20,297
- Ooh.
- Holly?
301
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:23,066
Ooh.
302
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,267
- Ooh.
- Holly.
303
00:12:24,268 --> 00:12:26,303
Ooh.
304
00:12:26,304 --> 00:12:27,304
- Holly!
- Ooh.
305
00:12:27,305 --> 00:12:30,173
[Groans]
306
00:12:30,174 --> 00:12:31,642
Stuart.
307
00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:33,577
What the hell are you doing?
308
00:12:33,578 --> 00:12:37,848
Trying not to cry.
309
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,583
This is my workout time.
310
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,584
I told you guys.
311
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:41,886
Why are you back so soon?
312
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,053
We got bored.
313
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,054
There's nothing to do.
314
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,055
It's a beautiful day.
315
00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,056
Go play outside.
316
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,491
[Gasps]
Go to a friend's house.
317
00:12:47,526 --> 00:12:48,792
Well, most of them aren't home
318
00:12:48,793 --> 00:12:50,895
and the other ones are stupid.
319
00:12:50,929 --> 00:12:52,563
Haskell.
320
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:53,597
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
321
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,032
Is Margo gone?
Did you find her fiance?
322
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:56,500
Yeah, please tell us
you got good news.
323
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:57,968
I do.
324
00:12:57,969 --> 00:13:00,905
I have, uh, your PJS,
a change of clothes,
325
00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:04,441
and a... and a nice little puzzle
to help you pass the time.
326
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,544
- How much time?
- Not long.
327
00:13:06,545 --> 00:13:09,246
10,000 pieces?
328
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,814
Enjoy.
See ya.
329
00:13:10,815 --> 00:13:12,482
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
330
00:13:12,483 --> 00:13:14,952
- Problem?
- Yeah, there's a problem.
331
00:13:14,953 --> 00:13:16,554
If I'm gonna have
a sleepover with two guys,
332
00:13:16,555 --> 00:13:19,590
I should be having
a lot more fun.
333
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:23,493
I ate Kitty litter yesterday
and that ain't cool.
334
00:13:23,528 --> 00:13:26,997
Look, I-I need more time
to find that fiance.
335
00:13:26,998 --> 00:13:29,567
You think I like being cooped up
with that shrew?
336
00:13:29,568 --> 00:13:31,435
She's killing me.
337
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,203
Oh, there you are, Haskell.
338
00:13:33,204 --> 00:13:36,106
I just wanted you to see me
in the dress you got for me.
339
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,108
You think it shows
enough cleavage?
340
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:42,312
There's more?
341
00:13:42,346 --> 00:13:44,048
So, Haskell,
you spent the day
342
00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:45,983
buying your wife
a new dress, huh?
343
00:13:46,017 --> 00:13:47,618
Oh, not just a dress.
344
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:50,087
Clothes, shoes, jewelry.
345
00:13:50,088 --> 00:13:52,456
He even treated me
to a little personal waxing.
346
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:55,225
I'm not gonna say where,
but between you and me, ow.
347
00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:57,394
Uh-huh.
348
00:13:57,395 --> 00:14:01,865
[Nervous mumbling]
349
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,434
When will
this nightmare end?
350
00:14:08,272 --> 00:14:09,272
All right, I'm here.
351
00:14:09,273 --> 00:14:10,307
What did you wanna see me about?
352
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,475
We need to talk.
353
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,977
All right,
but every second I spend here
354
00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,512
is time I can't tirelessly
search for Margo's fianc...
355
00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:16,714
- Aw, cut the crap.
- Oh, no.
356
00:14:16,715 --> 00:14:17,815
We know you're not
looking for anyone.
357
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:19,182
We know what's going on.
358
00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:21,284
Okay, I'll fess up.
359
00:14:21,285 --> 00:14:23,787
What do you know?
360
00:14:23,788 --> 00:14:25,489
Well,
I don't mean to be crass,
361
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:29,459
but you're having connubial
relations with your ex-wife.
362
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,294
I won't lie.
363
00:14:31,295 --> 00:14:33,731
We have connubed.
364
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:34,965
I don't get it.
365
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:36,533
Yeah, I mean,
after everything she did to you,
366
00:14:36,534 --> 00:14:38,201
why are you doing this?
367
00:14:38,202 --> 00:14:39,670
Because we're in love again.
368
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,739
The way she treats me,
the way she looks at me,
369
00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:43,774
it... it's like
when we were first married,
370
00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:45,909
like the last ten years
never happened.
371
00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:50,748
Sweetie, you do realize
that this entire romance
372
00:14:50,749 --> 00:14:53,917
is built on a brain injury?
373
00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:57,354
Many have been built
on less.
374
00:14:57,388 --> 00:14:59,356
What are you gonna do
when she gets here memory back?
375
00:14:59,390 --> 00:15:01,125
Well, maybe the damage
is permanent.
376
00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:03,894
- Can't you share my dream?
- No, we can't.
377
00:15:03,895 --> 00:15:07,097
Look, apparently Margo is not
the only one with memory loss.
378
00:15:07,098 --> 00:15:10,134
After you quit bowling, that
woman made your life miserable.
379
00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:12,602
And we are not gonna stand
by and let that happen again.
380
00:15:12,603 --> 00:15:13,837
It's not gonna happen again.
381
00:15:13,838 --> 00:15:15,139
We're building
a whole new relationship.
382
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,974
And this time,
we're gonna get it right.
383
00:15:17,008 --> 00:15:18,809
What happens
when she finds out
384
00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:20,110
you're no longer
a pro bowler?
385
00:15:20,111 --> 00:15:21,745
That the whole thing is a lie?
386
00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:24,481
What whole thing's a lie?
387
00:15:24,482 --> 00:15:26,183
Is this true, Haskell?
388
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:29,319
You're not a pro bowler
anymore?
389
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:32,622
I-I can explain.
390
00:15:32,623 --> 00:15:34,558
Margo.
391
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,794
Margo.
392
00:15:36,795 --> 00:15:39,797
He is so connubed.
393
00:16:14,899 --> 00:16:16,300
Knock knock.
394
00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:20,104
Who wants to go to kay jewelers
and buy something big and shiny?
395
00:16:20,137 --> 00:16:21,838
No, no, no, Haskell.
396
00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,973
You can't big and shiny
your way out of this one.
397
00:16:23,974 --> 00:16:25,342
You lied to me.
398
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:27,612
How long ago
did you quit bowling?
399
00:16:27,645 --> 00:16:29,713
Well, the doctor
said to take it slow.
400
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:30,814
No shocks.
401
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:31,815
Oh, to hell with the doctor.
402
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,450
Tell me.
How long ago?
403
00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:35,385
Oh, what is today, the 23rd?
404
00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:38,589
Uh, eight years.
405
00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:40,924
Eight years?
406
00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:42,626
How could I not remember that?
407
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,261
Well, when you hit
your head in the accident,
408
00:16:44,262 --> 00:16:47,063
it did something weird
to your memory.
409
00:16:47,064 --> 00:16:49,933
What else have you been
keeping from me?
410
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,053
Not much, I mean,
that's the big one.
411
00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:53,303
No, it isn't.
412
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,304
There's something else.
413
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,539
I can feel it.
414
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:57,641
Well, there... there's
one small thing,
415
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,009
but once we get past that,
it's smooth sailing.
416
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:01,979
- Haskell!
- We're divorced.
417
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,352
Oh, my God.
418
00:17:08,353 --> 00:17:11,655
Why didn't you tell me?
419
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:16,426
I was reliving
the happiest days of my life.
420
00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:17,745
I didn't want it to end.
421
00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,496
Why?
422
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,997
Why did our marriage end?
423
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,334
Uh, does it matter?
424
00:17:23,368 --> 00:17:24,668
Yes, it matters.
425
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,802
Of course it matters.
426
00:17:25,803 --> 00:17:27,837
- Tell me.
- You gave up on me.
427
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,298
Me?
428
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:32,108
When my pro career ended,
you couldn't stand it.
429
00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:33,877
You turned on me,
you belittled me,
430
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,597
you lost faith in me,
and you left me.
431
00:17:36,614 --> 00:17:38,715
So it was all my fault.
432
00:17:38,716 --> 00:17:41,185
Well, I see
your memory is coming back.
433
00:17:41,218 --> 00:17:43,353
Yeah, it's beginning to,
434
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:46,690
but actually I remember it
a little different.
435
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:49,192
I remember a hotshot
who couldn't handle it
436
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,860
when his career was over.
437
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,863
I remember you sleeping till
noon and then hanging out
438
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,466
at bowling alleys
feeling sorry for yourself.
439
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,368
How many kids' birthday parties
did you ruin
440
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:03,006
by screaming, "try it without
bumpers, you little losers"?
441
00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:05,509
It disrespects the game.
442
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,878
Haskell...
443
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,881
I never gave up on you.
444
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,884
You gave up on yourself.
445
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:18,789
And I just couldn't
take it anymore.
446
00:18:18,790 --> 00:18:21,825
You have no idea how it felt
to have to walk away
447
00:18:21,826 --> 00:18:24,928
from the one thing
I was really good at.
448
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,130
I wish you had told me.
449
00:18:30,301 --> 00:18:34,338
So do I.
450
00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:36,340
Oh, my God, I have a fiance!
451
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,648
Did I forget
to mention that?
452
00:18:44,649 --> 00:18:45,749
He's gotta be worried sick.
453
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,151
I gotta call him.
454
00:18:48,152 --> 00:18:50,253
Do you have to?
455
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,989
Yeah.
456
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:55,826
I do.
457
00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:59,295
But, Haskell, I'm really glad
458
00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:01,665
I got to be married
to you for another day.
459
00:19:01,699 --> 00:19:04,634
Yeah, me too.
460
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:05,969
I hated the way it ended.
461
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:09,305
It's...
462
00:19:09,306 --> 00:19:11,375
Hasky, honey.
463
00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:14,378
To me, you will always
be a star.
464
00:19:25,556 --> 00:19:27,924
[Sighs]
465
00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:30,360
I was good.
466
00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:31,361
Yeah.
467
00:19:31,362 --> 00:19:32,629
Who am I kidding?
468
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,197
I was the best.
469
00:19:34,198 --> 00:19:36,165
Unh, unh, unh.
Ow!
470
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:40,169
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
471
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,840
Hey, how'd it go?
472
00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:46,910
- Where's Margo?
- Uh, she got her memory back.
473
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:49,780
She's, um, on her way
to city hall with her fiance.
474
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,016
Are you okay?
475
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,818
Actually, I am.
476
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:57,380
Uh, Margo and I cleared up
a lot of stuff.
477
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:00,085
From now on,
when I think of her,
478
00:20:00,086 --> 00:20:02,546
I can smile because
I'll remember the good times.
479
00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:05,542
- Hmm.
- And also because...
480
00:20:25,878 --> 00:20:28,833
Nobody touchs that phone!
481
00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:30,720
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